Previously: >>95951386

>OFFICIAL Commander website, where you can learn the rules, see the current banlist, and read the format philosophy, laid down by the rules committee:
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>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity.
http://mtglands.com/

>Deck List Sites: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
https://www.archidekt.com
https://www.moxfield.com

>CARD SEARCH
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>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

>how to proxy using any printer
https://mtgprint.cardtrader.com/

>TQ/prompt:
Your hopes and dreams for edge of eternities.

What Sonic the Hedgehog™ cards will you be putting in your coomander decks?

>>95963586
Pingas

>>95963586
Shadow will unironically be a cedh staple.

Heading to my LGS for the pride event
have a gay one

>>95963664
no such thing

>>95963586
Legit will pay big coin for any blaze the cat cards

I love Abdel so much bros. I think I'm gonna build a deck for each color combination.

Actually bullshit card

>>95963586
sonic is an omega-tier autist franchise
I'm talking horsefuckers and speedtranny tier
I will never touch anything Sonic related in hopes that it will protect me from ever contracting that disease

>>95963586
Goddamnit is this real

>>95963702
>opponent sets up trigger combo
>I count-
>well done, well done, HOWEVER
>opponent holds priority, casts dark ritual using a fellwar stone
>with dark ritual on the stack no one can respond or do anything as the cast trigger goes infinite

Art looks like hot garbage but now voltron has a way to finally take out everyonr at once

>mechanically unique SECRET LAIR ONLY cards
Great epic well done WotC
still not buying

>>95963751
>Start of the declare blockers step I concede.

>>95963781
Theyll just do a Universes Within version like the other mechanically unique SLDs

>>95963686
>>95963686
Abdel is fun, people always react in a funny way seeing o-ring loops

>>95963794
Yeah. So where can I get Deadpool anon? Or Lara Croft? Or Iron Man? Or, hey, how about Storm?

Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)

>>95963722
yup

>>95963793
this one is always my favorite.

>Faggot concedes trying to stop triggers
>tell the player that he can have his triggers and lifelink
>'Uhh actually, I conceded, therefor damage was never dealt, and thus according to the rules'
>tell the faggot he's out of the game now
>watch him seethe and pack up

>>95963586
show me the rouge card and I will consider

Godamn retards can't put the title in the OP

>>95961218
>>95961248
This is so wrong
>tutoring to top deck, guaranteeing you won't draw lands unless you draw a lot, in which case why did you bother tutoring?
>phasing out at the top of your attack phase every rotation, ensuring the only way for you to win is stall into alt wincons
>planning around a 7mana mass bounce, expecting it to be cast multiple turns
Not to mention all these cards have to have gone to grave to begin with, so you've either already cast them once or self-milled for several turns

The way to play her is control aggro. Lots of little bounce and tap down spells, and then you run over one opponent at a time

>>95963820
the villain cards havent been revealed yet i think, besides eggman

>>95963827
nevermind, i misread the title of one of the SL drops.
Probably no rouge then

>>95963806
Wait for a year unfortunately

>>95963815
>faggot plays counterspell to stop my torment of hailfire
>tell him my spell still resolves
>'uhh actually, I countered it, therefor it didn't resolve according to the rules'
>tell the faggot he's dead now and that I've won the game
>watch him seethe and pack up

>>95963781
They're also super pushed, too. Not interesting but pushed. Knuckles is a 4-mana DOUBLE STRIKE TRAMPLE HASTE that makes treasures AND just has a random win the game effect stapled onto him.

Shadow not only replaces himself on death, gets you a card PER hasted or flash creature that dies, but he also just GIVES YOUR SPELLS SPLIT SECOND.

Fucking why?

>>95963815
>encourage other players to cheat
I'm gonna steal one of your cards while you're not looking
>wait, t-that's thef-
sorry, I'm out of the game and can't hear you lmao

>>95963815
You shouldn't cheat anon.

>>95963848
kingmaker

>>95963838
they had one fucking job

Finally a commander that represents me

>>95963848
>>95963864
>>95963871
>NOOOOOOOOOOO I CONCEDED SO I CAN FEEL LIKE I COULD DO SOMETHING
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS CHEATING ME WANT HIM TO NOT HAVE FUN

Sorry dipshit, it's not cheating, if the table agrees you can't concede when you are about to lose, that's how it is. If a player meta-game concedes just to spite the other player, they'll still get the triggers and lifelink even if you packed up and walked away. There are similar rules in CEDH tournaments, and at kitchen table EDH, I'm not even remotely interested in your asshurt or bitchy rules lawyering.

tl;dr

eat shit and seethe spiteful cunts

>>95963919
>if the table agrees to cheat, it's not cheating
It is. You're not playing Magic anymore.

>>95963919
>if the table agrees you can't concede when you are about to lose
>Rule 104.3a: "A player can concede the game at any time. A player who concedes leaves the game immediately. That player loses the game."
you can cheat if you want anon, but then you are not playing commander. that means you are in the wrong thread, and you may leave now.

>>95963919
The table agrees that my torment of hailfire resolves, cry about it.
>There are similar rules in CEDH tournaments
Are there actually, that's hysterical.

>>95963919
I mean yeah the table can change the rules thats rule 0 it is enshrined in EDH. But you're still changing them, going against them, which under normal circumstances (and this one as it wasn't a consensus within the pod) its cheating.
>similar rules in tourmanets
There are absolutely not lol

>Magic in 2026
>you look for a Tier 3 table, finding a Tier 2 table with Davros, Kefka, Chun Li, and Frodo + Sam partner
>you glance over at the next table and the commanders being played are Spiderman, Negan, Abaddon, Optimus Prime, and 5c Miku in a Tier 1 table
>you spot a full Tier 3 table with Elminster, Tifa, Eleven, and Dogmeat
>another full Tier 3 table with Caesar, Cloud, Sokrates, and Black Panther
>nearby there's a Tier 4 table with Aang, Sonic, Dhalsim, and Thanos
>finally find a Tier 3 table open, your opponents are playing Azula, Y'shtola, and Ezio Auditore da Firenze
>you spot a Tier 5 table nearby with Slicer, Marneus Calgar, Shadow, and Celes
>your next game has your opponents playing the The Fourteenth Doctor, Sauron, and Liberty Prime at Tier 3

>>95963927
None of us are playing magic any more here friend.

Who else buying as many sonic lairs as they can? That is the easiest 10x I've seen in my life
>autist bait
>mechanically unique

>>95963927
>>95963940
>>95963948
>>95963941
No wonder you losers are friendless. I've never seen such a pathetic general.


>Spiteful conceding in a casual format
>the COMPETITIVE COMMANDER tournament rules disallow 'cooperative conceding'
>angleshooting trying to justify your shithead behavior and somehow disqualify / malign the table playing on

>>95963941
Just look at this stupid bitch, trying to say 'I cast X for free because I want to' is the same as 'I concede so your Zenos trigger doesn't win you the game'. As if the metagaming of leaving the table to fizzle all abilities and damage is somehow equivalent.

>>95963986
I only play with my friends though? We are just all grown men and dont rewrite the rules to protect someone's feelings. I dont think you actually play cause as someone with friends and a pod i dont care to justify how we play to edhg

>>95963986
>friendless nogames frog retard is so spiteful about rules he pretends that cheating is okay because it's a casual format and goes full "everyone is pathetic but me" mode
every single time with you loner losers

>>95963986
A concession would still trigger Zenos, you should learn the rules before you start breaking them.
I'm usually on the receiving end of this why is why I mention it. It's something that's going to come up an awful lot playing this card with randoms, it's basically begging you to.

>>95963702
>No alien/mutant subtype
These fuckers aren't up to date with the lore.

>>95963951
This is the future you chose

>>95963751
Wooo, new boggles tech.

>>95963751
Another toy for TJ Eriette

>>95963951
vorthosfags will tell you that's bad but never explain why

>>95963702
>haste tribal in rakdos
dont do this to me. dont lock this behind this turd of a franchise.

>>95963751
First colorless enchantment outside of eldrazi stuff I believe

>>95964087
just pay 40 dollars for someone to make an alter

>game night
>phone rings
>wife is in the hospital
>"I'm sorry guys but I've got to go"
>'that's fine but it's Jack's turn'
>"what?"
>'we concede at sorcery speed at this table, you have to wait your turn'
>jack casts another time stretch and my wife dies before I make it to see her

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

the absolute state of Boros

>>95964130
if sonic get U because he's blue, then warhammer orcs should get G because they're green

>>95964135
>AI fingers; number of fingers on both hands doesn't match
Yuck, I hate it

>>95964116
the only alter that matters

>>95964087

>>95964163
I am ashamed to admit that I've paid an artist for fan art of her. It was a bad bad time for me.

So what should I ACTUALLY remove and add to my limit break cloud ffvii deck if I want to make it viable at an LGS?

>>95964199
lol

>>95963664
Got it!

>>95964199
Remove the foretell cards
Remove any of the soldier-tribal cards
Remove cait sith, aerith, Vincent, elena
Remove secret rendezvous, explorer's scope, furious rise, kujota, etc
Add living weapons and similar equipment that come attached to tokens
Add ramp and better interaction (swords to plowshares, heroic intervention, etc)
Add buster sword (for flavor)

>>95964095
Bahamut...

>>95964130
Aside from his physical hair color, there's nothing blue about sonic.
Making a treasure when he takes damage is chuckleworthy at least.

>>95964171
Honestly that's pretty based of you. There is a fascinating lack of good mtg rule 34 and it needs to be resolved.

>>95964242
pretty cool that lampfaggots are not included in LGBT, nobody ever respected those losers before

>>95964130
This card gives 'the bottom ability exists because we needed to print more words' vibes.

Card design is dead

>>95964141
you just know the guy piloting this is some freaky diddy aaaa mfer

>>95963702
Gonna build a Latina deck with him

>>95964332
it is "get hit lose rings" in mtg form, how did you miss this?

>>95964332
When sonic is hit he loses coins. That line of text is probably the only clever thing in the entire SL.

>>95964332
???? It reads like how in sonic games when you take damage you drop coins (treasure)!

>>95963702
>Haste tribal which I LOVE
>Behind an ip that I hate
thanks wotc

Eggman seems fun but there's no way I'm showing up in public with a Sonic deck.

>>95964332
That's the most flavorful thing here.
Are you retarded?

>>95963751
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I posted about wanting more support for this archetype a thread or two ago and now we get it in a fucking SONIC card? I'm so fucking mad

>>95964302
He's fast, evasive, and is a known trickster

>no Chris Chan art
>no TGT card
>no Ken Penders anything
Missed potential

>>95964302
They wanted you to be able to run Sonic as the commander with Amy, Knuckles and Tails in the 99

>>95964343
>>95964345
>>95964352
>>95964366
The only sonic game I played was sonic chronicles: the dark brotherhood. Forgive me for being retarded.

>>95964355
>hating the series so based even their fails are beloved

>>95964376
Also, those effects go quadratic with damage doublers.

>>95964314
That's what the L stands for idiot

>>95964417
L - ampfaggots
G - ?
B - ?
T - ?

>>95964408
It's okay, not everyone has the autism to properly enjoy sonickino

wait... wasnt FF supposed to be the last product which used the golden triangle?

>>95964086
I'm a vorthosfag and I do not care about UB, it's fine because they're not actually crossing over, it's just cards.

>>95964514
You aint a vorthosfag lmao
>I LOVE THE MAGIC LORE ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DILUTE THE GAME WITH RANDOM STUFF XD

>>95964141
>Borod??? Eguibmend!!!
Please kill whoever is doing this at wotc

>>95964450
>tfw you're not autistic but you enjoy Sonic
It's a weird feel but it means autistic like me

>>95964528
Love magic lore, don't give a fuck about UB, simple as. Until Sonic the hedgehog is shaking Jace's hand in canon I could give two shits.

>>95963586
I wonder if Chris-chan will be the secret lair™ guest
>>95963702
"I WILL COOOOOOMSOOOOOOME!!11!!"
>>95963919
why do edh brings so much trash
>>95963951
my sides

>>95963702
This is the most egregious card design in years, worse than nadu.

can I tutor for any creature with this?

>>95964614
What an awful post

>>95964427
Gaslampfaggots
Bulbfaggots
Tungstenlampfaggots

>>95963951
mtg art and story has been shit for years so im honestly fine with them using better ip's

>>95964629
Can you fucking read? Holy shit

>>95964655
MTG art peaked at 7th

>>95963951
I played a Cloud vs Hobbits vs Yshotla vs Lord of Nazgul game last week. Was pretty fun.

>>95963586
I'm not an anti-UBschizo but Sonic is My Little Pony/Marvel tier hypercringe, even putting aside his value engine sloppa mechanics.

I'll never play these cards but I will use them to note people to avoid ever playing with.

i will buy everything Sonic-related from mtg. love the blue guys

>>95964681
Sonic's not even a very effective value engine. Shadow is, however.

>>95964692
Top-tier mtg player

>>95964376
Should've been more specific momo

https://scryfall.com/card/eoe/323/the-seriema

WAAAAOOOOHHHHHHHH

I’m actually so hyped for this. Debating if I want to have each helm their own decks or have it eggman/shadow vs the sonic team.

>>95963815
>I owned the other player by cheating!

Why not let everyone else draw their deck and give them 100 mana at the start of each upkeep too since you've already thrown the rules out the window

>>95964697
What a retarded post.

>>95963906
>more artifact slop commanders
Just in time for the artifact slop set too! Thank goodness too, it's been *checks notes* zero sets since we've had one of those I was getting antsy that my artifact slop deck wouldn't have a shiny new commander to helmet it for at least 3 weeks!

Oh boy, I can’t wait for Silver and Blaze reskins of Teferi and Chandra

>>95964783
Teferi is trash lorewise
>>95964782
ALREADY PREORDERED???

>>95963906
These choices aren't even remotely equal.
>discard a card or let me cheat a bomb into play!
It also doesn't even work if they're hellbent, they can just choose to discard and not be able to

>>95964798
>Teferi is trash lorewise
Exactly, so it fits with Silver

>>95964815
You have to understand the average commander player takes Tempt With Discovery every time and grabs a basic.

>>95964697
Shadow is likely the stronger card overall, but Sonic is a much better value engine. Red is stuffed with group symmetrical damage dealing spells, so even assuming you never attack with Sonic, his 4 toughness survives most of those while giving you treasures. Pyrohemia alone lets you shit out at least 3 treasures a turn cycle, and if you use Unwinding Clock, which is already good in an artifact heavy deck, you can maintain this burn in every turn cycle. Hell go nuts and mix in Ghirapur Aether Grid and just have your Treasures ping Sonic.

>>95964815
>>95964830
Unless there's something nuts in the new set, there aren't even good cards for him to put into play and it's unlikely he has more than 1 in his hand. I'd rather let him has his stupid battlesphere 2 turns early than the whole table go down a card every turn.

Still mad I can't play Armageddon in Gilgamesh

>>95964815
I don't think you really know just how much the average/casual player hates to discard. They'll choose not to every single time

>>95964778
Sonic is shit poo poo trash unfortunately. Shadow is the strongest commander they've ever printed.

>>95964887
>all right, I concede!
>fighting all 3 of you...
>is just too much for me...
>NOT! HA,I LIED!
>but enough expository banter!
>it's time for us to fight like men! and women! and men who dress like women! for gilgamesh, it's morphing time!
then you drop armageddon and teferi's protection

>>95964880
Im sure that the sci fi spaced theme set will have no robots or constructs or anything anon you're right this definitely isnt timed intentionally

>>95964130
Once you see an EDH table with darth vader, spiderman, mario and spongebob, you will know only MTG has been irrevocsbly damaged, and predh and premodern is worth playing.

>>95964931
I mentioned it in the post for a reason, I'm just saying with the current card pool I'm letting him have the robot and you're both acting like that's obviously incorrect.

>>95964896
Wrong on both accounts

sonic is a poor mans ob nix.

I'm glad I deinvested myself from this shit game. I honestly can't picture the type of faggot to get hyped for this kinds shit.

>>95963702
Will Commander see a Shadow ban in the future?

>>95964956
>robot
Or vehicle, or construct:
Gearhulks, battlesphere, colossus, cityscape, behemoth of vault 0, the transformers and thats not even looking at vehicles.

>>95964983
nah. just wait for the next thing™

>>95964968
Tell me why Sonic is good. Give me a coherent argument. Meanwhile Shadow is an aggressive card draw engine that renders your entire gameplan immune to all interaction, it's psychotically broken. Sonic is a slow anthem that does a terrible dinosaur impression.

>>95963859
don't worry, you'll never see them played because they're Secret Lair only, just like the Marvel cards.

>>95964955
I already know MTG is irrevocably damaged.

>>95965015
Sonic buffs your team and ramps you. That's good. Shadow draws you cards and makes some of your spells uninteractible. That's also good. He is far from the best commander ever printed im afraid. Split second also means YOU cant interact with your spells/stack either (outside of well known mana ability combofaggotry).

>>95964993
Not until its clobberin' time

>>95965045
You can pick which spells are intractable though by just not using artifact mana until the last spell in your priority stack.

It could be worse.
Sonic could have made tapped Sol Ring tokens when hit.

>>95965045
Slow as fuck buff and barely ramps you (tapped LMAO) if you jump through billions of hoops. Shadow lets you combo on turn 4 totally uninterrupted.

>>95965056
christ i almost puked in my mouth at the thought

>>95965015
>Shadow is an aggressive card draw engine
Realistically how many flash and haste creatures are you sacrificing to draw cards? I feel like you'd need a source of token production, a sac outlet, and one of those mass haste enchantments to go card positive with him as opposed to just getting refunded for dead creatures. It's not an impossible series of hoops to jump through, especially since you can Chaos Control the parts in with no fear of counter magic, but I also feel like you're wasting your time on to make the least interesting part of Shadow work.

>>95965076
Run greaves and just equip them to each creature as you sac them.

>>95963906
Damn, that's actually a fun card. And i love Eggman. Maybe i'll build him

>>95965076
He just is a card draw engine, you don't have to "make it work" he's just going to draw you cards incidentally. Having an uninteractible wincon is the strongest reason to run him. It's funny banana bonkers I can't understand why there are people casually not chimping over this it's completely unreasonable card design.

>>95963702
>>95963748
Serves them right if they get their format ruined by a meme card.

dont mind me. just grinding your super casual games to a halt.

>>95965101
Slicer did this already, good. S to spit on cedh. It's a format made by losers because they can't play legacy

>>95965076
this. all these hoops or you could just play minsc and get everything in a single package plus a wincon.

I like how Shadow can tie with sonic but only if he strikes first, the second at Sonic attacks he overpowers shadow, this is consistent with the power levels in the series

>>95964528
>>95964086
vorthosfags stopped caring about the lore years ago
if wotc is going to do nothing but shit on it nearly every single set (looking at you, skinwalker tarkir) there is no reason to care about it
why do you think UB happened in the first place? because they have spent the past 20+ years removing anyone who cares about the lore

>>95965115
Folds to a single counterspell

>multiple friends keep asking me for a sephiroth deck
>get a message this morning
>hey anon i pulled sephiroth can you make me a decklist
>send him the same decklist i sent the others
>"oh i pulled the other one it has a bunch of mana, is it decent to build compared to the other one or is it bad"
>my face when he sends me the card
its been really funny listening to my friends learn

>>95963906
Fucking Grixis again, why are all the villains Grixis

>>95965105
lol, like casuals aren't going to be sitting on their token piles and not attacking into each other anyway

>>95965056
They should have made Sonic with an activated ability with: X, tap, put X +1/+1 counters on Sonic. Then whenever Sonic dies, if Sonic has at least a +1/+1 counter on it, remove all the +1/+1 counters on it, create X tapped treasure tokens, where x is the number of +1/+1 removed this way. Then exile Sonic, and put Sonic back onto the battlefield tapped.

>>95963906
check out my sweet combo, bros

whats the saltiest youve ever seen randoms get

>>95965140
I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>95965133
Nicol Bolas

>>95965133
Well, at least it's in the same colors as every other card that has villainous choice on it.

>>95965129
I've got a bunch of new/returning friends just getting into the format too. Their mis-appraisal of card power level is always extremely amusing. All the classic ones like mill hate, counter and removal fear, and big "threats" with no evasion and no ETB effects drawing hate

>>95965133
>Why are all villains the villain colors???
>What do you mean the evil, egomaniac guy who makes robots is black, red, and blue?

>>95965141
Too many to count. My favorite is this weirdo who only ever joins pods with his girlfriend, calls everyone else's decks pubstomp or boring, then says how based and inspired his own decks are.

When things go wrong he mutters angrily in his girlfriend's ear about how they're playing with pubstompers. He crashed out really hard after I used a Force of Will on his Time Warp that would've won him the game, saying I can't play that card in a casual format.

>>95965133
If he had been created today, Yawgmoth would have been Grixis too

>>95965066
>t4
>strongest
If this is your metric then ya I won't be taking you seriously lmao. There are t1 commanders that can win through interaction

>>95965141
a guy literally shat himself in our lgs after losing a pauper final

>>95965141
When I Avenmindcensor'ed some faggy combo pubstomper and threw a hissy fot because hos fucking JUND deck ran nothing but tutors and combo pieces and he had no way of killing a 2/1, and the other players refused to help him because they knew I completely kneecapped his stupid ass.

>>95965158
its great because one of them thought mono b sephiroth was bad because "he sacrifices your own creatures just to do 1 damage"
but ive sent 4 people a sephiroth decklist already so ive got this shit on speed dial
when i let one of them borrow my kaalia deck they didnt think she was good, and didnt realize why smothering tithe was good until he had 15 free treasures, it was entertaining tell him to search for master of cruelties and then his reaction when he realized how he worked with kaalia was fun

>>95965141
was (probably) unrelated to a specific game but we had a cabal of cheating asians at my lgs back around original tarkir who had way more rares than they could have possibly had and "coincidentally" had monastery mentor in every opening hand
like a week after that they all got permanently banned for trying to sell drugs in the bathroom and were apparently in some trafficking ring

>>95965141
I saw a guy get teary eyed and go real quiet after losing to the big cactus the other day. Grown man. He left the shop right after.

>>95965141
when I played a board wipe into a game that was far from over but two other guys already gave up mentally. they blamed me for 15 min for this one board wipe like I've just killed their cat.

>>95964979
>sonic is a poor mans ob nix.
>10 dollarous for obby

>>95965229
thats a lot of money for a kid. you are a kid, right?

>>95965141
I once joined a group of 3(friends) I was not performing very well with my deck and despite this every piece of interaction they had was spent on my board. So I drew cataclysm, played it and scooped the next turn. They were all potheads so no idea how to reset the board state

>>95965226
it finally hit him that the Magic he loved is dead and it's never coming back

>>95965270
smacking someone with a huge number is one of the most vanilla ways to kill someone, what are you talking about

Does seeing this make you pee and poo yourself in fear?
You talk about how scared you are of this commander and how big of a bitch you are.

>>95965141
dude got a storm count up to like 9 or something and I counterspelled his Dark Ritual that he was gonna use to cast some fuckhuge finisher. He conceded in a real bad way

>>95965015
Hmm, I wonder

>>95965296
>no you dont understand yugioh numbers in magic is magic as intended!
Nope.

>>95965314
magic as garfield intended was 25 bolts and 15 mountains and you had to wager your cards if you lost
keep crying about shit you have never understood bitch nigger

>>95965314
>Give some creature Arbitrarily Large Number of stats in one of the bajillion ways you could before.
>Haha! Based! This is so awesome!
>Give some creature Arbitrarily Large Number of stats... But Final Fantasy
>NOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK! YOURE MAKING THIS GAME INTO YUGIOH. THIS ISNT MAGIC. SAVE ME RICHARD GARFIELD AHHHHHHH
The Cactuar shit is such a retarded hill to die on and thats from someone who considers UB to be pure slop

>>95965141
One dude gave me a lecture about playing mass land destruction (except my own lands) in a game together. Next game he switched decks and tutored for a Winter Orb. When called out "If MLD is bad why are you running Winter Orb" and he cheekily smiled and said it's different.

>>95963549 (OP)
Your retarded ass needs to be fired from making the OP

>>95964752
>cheating
>NOOOOOOOOO I CONCEDED BEFORE DAMAGE THAT MEANS THEY DONT GET THEIR TRIGGERS

you lost, you are out of the game. you acted like a bitch metagaming out of spite. the game is no longer your concern. Additionally, we reversed your concession and had you lose via combat damage, all triggers intact. no angleshooting or rules lawyering will help you.


>>95965242
>NOOOOOOOO I'M PLAYING NONSTOP HUGE THREATS AND THEY KEEP REMOVING THEM AND INTERACTING WITH ME
>HEH. YOU CLEARLY DONT UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLAY THE GAME. TIME TO SHOW YOU HOW MAGIC PLAYERS USE REAL MAGIC.
>IM GONNA BOARD WIPE AND LEAVE. THATLL SHOW EM.


>>95965141
>>95965303
Salt max game:

>Prosper, Stella Lee, Urza
>Be me, Lynde, curse deck
>all of them are ready to combo out
>cast obliterate (cant be countered)
>have monarch and court of vantress
>keep making copies of curse of binding, milling them out

>>95965242
anon you're the saltlord in that story

>>95963951
MTGfags had their chance. You could've bought more product to satiate WOTCs greed. You didn't. You could've boycotted shit like the Walking Dead and the sets themselves to send a message you wouldn't tolerate it in the game. You didn't. You could have spammed MaRo and co with angry messages about it. You didn't. And at any time you can sell your shit and go play a different game. You won't.

The only thing anti-UBfags will do is continue to be whiny little pissbabies who complain about the state of things while continually doing nothing to make it better or correct their own problems, and frankly I don't give a fuck about the opinions of losers like that. I don't care about the opinions of 600lb land whales that refuse to fast or go to the gym or cope with shit like muh water weight muh genetics, I don't care about the opinions of unemployed unpleasant ugly incels who rage that they don't have 10/10 virgin teen brides that'd sit there watching them play videogames all day, and I'm not going to care about the opinions of anti-UBfags. Movie on or stop crying.

>>95965368
walking dead is one of the few UB products that are actually just bad
Glad they've moved on from that shit and we have (usually) good IPs
And yes, Sonic is infinitely better than the walking dead

>>95965337
I remember I was playing my Neheb deck and played Heartless Hidetsugu. No haste, no protection, no cheating him out early. I had no other plays and it was a hail mary I had.
I openly told the 3 other players at the table if he isn't removed in a table rotation, I'll likely win (again this is like turn fucking 5 or 6 or something).
Nobody interacted with me, I played Neheb, who also wasn't interacted with, tapped Hidetsugu, and won off the damage and mana generated.
One of the players shot straight up, and started lambasting me for being a cEDH pubstomper who wanted to bully other players.
He then proceeded to whip out his actual cEDH deck against me, unsurprisingly stomp me because my Neheb deck isnt that good, then acted super smug about it. "I hope you learned your lesson" or something to that affect was what he spat at me when we were all packing up our things.
People on this format are such fucking freaks.

>>95965368
for a guy who doesn't care you sure seem to seethe about anti-UBfriends a lot

>>95963951
>bracket 3
>sokrates and caesar

>>95965141
i played a game as tasha and made an ur dragon player mill like 5 cards and it looked like he was gonna break down in tears, everytime i made him mill anything he looked like he would flip the table any moment, and everytime i drew for turn he bitched about the cards he wouldve drawn and then told me that mill is the most OP mechanic in the game because your opponents literally cant play around it and theres no counter

>>95963951
god i love yshtola

>>95965141
I was once playing a game with two of my friends (closeted hyper nerds but well adjusted normies otherwise) and one of their not closeted hyper nerd friends (dude was wearing a loud and proud cringe brony, replete with MLP shirt and Fedora).

It was my first time playing MTG and I was in a king making position where I could swing at 2/3 players and the 3rd would win. One of my swings was at the brony (I said I was just gonna swing left and right to be fair) and he immediately scooped and left without a word.

>>95965396
I used to play a bruvac deck and I spent a couple dollars buying bulk copies of these specifically so I can throw them at anyone running a deck with green but still seething about mill.

>>95964038
based and zenos pilled
cant fucking wait to play this deck tomorrow

>>95965383
They need threadly reminders that they lost and they only have themselves to blame and its time to stop crying like a bitch about it every single thread.

>>95965407
She's hot and has a few good lines but I wish xiv had more consistent character shit.
She pretty much doesn't exist for most of the game and it's not gonna get any better with their only good writer gone

>>95963549 (OP)
>TQ
cool robots
cool aliens
most of all, I'm hoping modular is making a comeback with the robot deck

>>95965423
>he said through tears

>>95965419
he tried to use removal on my tasha instead of just ramping so i counter spelled him with this, and then it snowballed from there

>>95963549 (OP)
>Your hopes and dreams for edge of eternities.
station is good and is like level up+crew since I like both of those mechanics

>>95965430
I hope you said "you didn't say the magic word" when you cast this

>>95965419
>Haha play this super niche card that specifically only counters one specific archetype/strategy
>Also the card is completely useless if you happen to draw it during a game against that super specific archetype
>I am very smart :)
A mill player being a faggot. Why am I not surprised.

>>95965424
its a shame dawntrails writing and story is such a waste of time, endwalker was kino and shadowbringers was the fucking peak
im just glad all the characters i like are playable
i wish estinien and ardbert had alt arts, but otherwise im happy

>>95965445
there are plenty of ways to counter mill that are also useful in other contexts

>>95965449
Even before DT ruined everything XIV had way too many fucking cards and they didn't have WOL despite him being on the fucking packaging.
Still, most of the set at least was good, even if there were endless retardations like making jobs living weapon and just xiv tokens.

>>95965430
One of my favorite counters
>"You didn't say please."

>>95965450
Not everyone has 35 dollars to stick an Eldrazi Titan into their deck just to have a hedge bet against one extremely specific deck archetype you buffoon.

>>95963664
what gay commanders are you playing?
>>95964242
oh niko. do non bins like this character? it looks like corporate shills stapled every generic stereo type they could and threw it into the viking set just to get something out. wotc truly didn't give a fuck.

>>95965461
yeah its strange that the only warrior of light is the jodah reprint, they couldve just done something simple for him, but overall im extremely happy, and FF in general got a bunch of my friends interested so now i get to have proper playgroups with my friends, teaching them has been a lot of fun

I fucking love swinging at you with my 167/167 healer’s hawk!

>>95965481
yea same, was gonna make a garnet deck
haven't played paper in ages but wanted to get a vivi card for my cat named vivi but it's the most expensive thing in the set lol
might just try to get a proxy

>>95965141
A random hobgoblin at the LGS was running a bloodsky sire combo deck and I cast sadistic sacrament and turned his deck off on turn 3. The salt was glorious.

The only other one close is stealing someone's commander and having them cry and piss and moan for the rest of the three hour game about how much theft is wrong and bad(they were some tumblr-haired heckin' valid enby type too, so there was vague rape implications), so I just kept stealing all their creatures to keep it going.

>>95965304
>this jank ass is better than perfected combo wins
Honey...

>>95965475
ok, how about this 50 cent uncommon

>>95965501
sorry anon, i need all 99 of my cards, the deck literally wont work if you mill a single land, its unfair that you milled cards my rhystic study couldve drawn

>>95965445
I guess I dont expect an anti-mill guy to understand the value of gy recursion and a shuffle thats also replaces itself in the hand

>>95965501
>Mills your Feldons Cane
Haha oops there goes your silver bullet. (EoI is also arguably better because it's a sac trigger that shuffle's itself, but you're still fucked if it gets milled over because it doesnt have the mill clauses like Blessing, or the Titans.)

>>95965501
I really need to look over Foundations more, I keep seeing cards I had no idea was in it

>>95965475
This buddy is a dollar and can go in any deck

>>95965334
Which previously existing in universebcreature can deal lethal damage just by attacking, with no drawbacks or required set-up, for eight mana or less

>>95965141
I watched a guy angrily kill himself in a very drawn out manner once with pic related while literally crying about the game just because one combo piece of his got countered. He set himself to 1 life and then when a whole round went by and nobody bothered to kill him he stormed out.

>>95965528
>foundations
now this hurts

>>95965528
It's an old card from chronicles, foundations has some really good utility reprints

>>95965549

>>95965552
>from chronicles
for fucks sake guys

>>95965517
I am the first person to try to teach people on my group the value of GY recursion. Bala Ged Recovery, Eternal Witness, etc.
The problem with being a smug dickhead about Gaea's Blessing is that, unlike alot of other silver bullets, the card immediately becomes dead if you draw it. It MUST be milled for the shuffle trigger to work.
Yes, it's still a 2 mana draw with upside, same as Relic and Soul Guide Lantern for anti-GY tech, but the fact that it's a "Garnet" in a singleton format makes it incredibly fucking bad.

>>95965549
>>95965556
>He set himself to 1 life and then when a whole round went by and nobody bothered to kill him he stormed out.
lmao based as fuck. The silent gentlemen's agreement to let him sit and suffer is *chef's kiss*

>>95965314
Yugioh has always had smaller numbers than Magic. Cope more.

>>95965558
It's so easy sometimes, thanks for the (you)

>>95965551
>>95965552
I know retards, re-read my post. I don't think it was first printed in foundations lmao

>>95965574
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Classic

>>95965559
on the other hand, if its not in your deck then the chance of you cucking a mill player is always 0%. quit being such a sourpuss and build your deck based on what could happen rather than what you would like to happen

>>95965546
Okay and? Now you have an 11 mana anchor in your hand you're not going to be able to play, so unless you're running cards that can discard this big stupid idiot, you're going to enjoy starting at him all game while you get milled out.
You're essentially playing a 99 card deck because someone maybe might play mill.

>>95965587
It always gets someone

Average mana value in my juund indoraptor dinosaur deck is 3.32. How much ramp would you run in this? I have 37 lands, 14 ramp

>>95965588
>Build your deck on what could happen rather than what you would like to happen
Okay gotcha stuff your deck full of shitty silver bullets because somebody night bring one extremely specific strategy.
Come on dude use your brain.
At least Soul Guide and Relic are colorless, cheap, and self cycle. Those are fine. Graveyard interaction is good against tons of different archetypes, not just dedicated graveyard decks.
But stuffing your deck with shitty cards like Gaea's Blessing is just bad, unless you know your local meta is full of mill players.
Its much smarter to run GY recursion and pressure the mill player out instead of running trash like Gaea's Blessing.

>>95965561
I feel like it was more nobody really wanted to piss the autist off even more, but yeah he really did not like the fact that I didn't throw a couple zombie tokens his way so he could justify leaving our house. I tend not to kill anyone unless I can one shot everyone anyways.

>>95965517
You posted a bad example that's your own fault. He's 100% right, it becomes basically worthless if you ever actually draw it.

>>95965619
Soul-guide doesnt actually counter mill, and in a 100 card deck you can afford one card to hose an entire archetype. Gaea's blessing also has a chance to hose big finisher cards like breach the multiverse, and unlike soul-guide, it can at least replace itself if its drawn.

>>95965548

>>95965548
lmao

>>95965657
This was immediately my first thought, too. There's been "fucking huge" creatures in Magic for years and people are pissing and shitting themselves over *THIS* one???

>>95965619
>Okay gotcha stuff your deck full of shitty silver bullets because somebody night bring one extremely specific strategy.
>Come on dude use your brain.
istg half the retards in any tcg community are like this. Why? Mill isn't super strong in commander, and a lot of the recursion you use to counteract removal also counteracts mill so you should be running it anyway like come the fuck on

Goblins,
That are fuckable.

>>95965656
I didnt say Soul Guide counters mill. Its just an example of a silver bullet that doesn't suck complete ass, is a lot more flexible, and has a lot more use cases outside of hosing the specific archetype it was made to counter, because tons of decks interact with Graveyards.

>One card to hose an entire archetype
A pretty fucking specific and niche archetype, and it only hoses it under a very specific circumstance/trigger.

>Unlike Soul Guide, it can replace itself if drawn
Read fucking Soul Guide Lantern out loud to yourself you fucking retard.

>>95965697
buy an ad

>>95965548

>>95965699
you only get one or the other with soul-guide, but blessing gives you some gy recursion when cast

>>95965686
I never said mill was good. But smugly acting like Blessing is a good card is straight retarded.

It's inflexible, niche, and only activates it's potential under very specific circumstances.

You're better off running three versions of something like pic related and it's variants than fucking Blessing.

>>95965697
I'd post goblin tits but I'm shy

>>95965686
>Mill isn't super strong in commander,
Why do retards still spout this when we've had multiple years of FIRE mill jerk-off cards? We have mill doublers and mill half your library (which can be doubled) cards now. It's not at most mill 10 anymore you bozos.

>>95965706
If you're going up against a GY deck you arent using the draw effect. But if it's not necessary you can always, essentially, cycle the card. It does in fact replace itself.

Relic is slightly better if you dont mind exiling your own graveyard too

>>95965711
Blessing is good, and you are retarded.

okay anons, any cards that came out in the last couple years that you think are cool but you can't ever find room to fit into your decks? It's picrel for me, I love big reanimator cards and cards that make creatures out of non creatures but it's just so freaking costly to play even if it's very on rate for the stats it gives you

>>95965721
Traumatize has been around since fucking Odyssey

>>95965734
>Draws Blessing in opening hand
There goes your silver bullet, shit head.

Is mill good now? Was always a meme and considered silly since its game plan doesn’t do anything to you until it kills you. It’s an all in strat that has to commit 100% or achieve nothing.

>>95965742
just mulligan lmao

>>95965739
I've tried to fit this into four different decks and it's just not quite worth the trouble.

>>95965742
wow it's almost like there's no such thing as an infallible strategy

>>95965739
I really tried to make this work in my gates deck but its just too damn expensive, and the one deck I run that could generate enough mana to reliably use this is mono green

>>95965754
its just ok
you are still gonna get hated out of nearly every game regardless of how well you are doing though

>>95965754
Mill isn't great, which makes it super weird that people are seething about one of the cards that makes mill not great

>>95965754
No, still bad

>>95965763
>He says while blue farm exists

>>95964171
Was it any good? Mind sharing it?

>>95964242
Only had to be around trannies and subhumans to get it, that's a stain on your soul that will never wash away

>>95965740
Not the point. Mill doubling cards didn't exist to combo with that until recently.

Thoughts on cards with effects like this?

>>95965705
>drawbacks
>setup
I accept your concession

>>95963748
That actually how split second works? It locks the stack down until the whole thing resolves or until the one card resolves?

>>95965754
Stronger than burn nowadays.

>>95965816
I've only seen them used as combo protection.

>>95965816
>I'm about to combo off and I'm a big gay tranny with aids

>>95965763
The fact that the card becomes a lame duck and does nothing against it's intended counter if it's drawn makes it a bad card.

There's plenty of silver bullets that aren't super rigid and specific. Like Relic. Like Soul Guide. Like Vexing Bauble.

There's nothing wrong with silver bullets. But Gaea's Blessing, specifically, is a shitty one and the opportunity cost of running it isn't worth it because of it's super conditional nature.

Other silver bullets are considerably more flexible.

>>95963838
Do we have the full list then?

>>95965816
I hate combofags

>>95965816
really good for baiting a counter or if you can win once it comes down and play out your wincon/combo uninterrupted
if youre just playing it because you dont want someone playing on your turn though chances are youre just gonna enable somebody else though less so with grand abolisher specifically

>>95965819
There's no drawbacks or setup needed with that card if you're playing that in the 99. By that same logic Cactus Chungus also needs setup you dumbass.

>>95963951
I cannot fucking wait until the game goes fully western Weiss Schwartz.

>>95965820
anon the card literally tells you how it works

>>95965771
my arixmethes infinite mana combo deck runs it, together with a few other X copy spells

>>95965827
I'll acknowledge that I prefer Kozilek as my "fuck mill forever" card of choice, 10-mana draw-4 isn't pretty but it's also a big ugly creature in hand if the game drags long.

>>95965343
It did show them thank you I do not abide by faulty threat assessment

Numbers in magic shouldn't go over 50

>>95965882
And yet they always have, since before most of us were even born.

>>95965882
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>95965893
Except they haven't. What a weird thing to lie about.

>>95965897
Funny cause I considered saying 200 specifically because of this card but realistically a deck can have any number of cards.

>>95965873
>millhaters players face when I consign to memory or turn 1 extract a titan

>>95965897
I had a 300 card sliver deck in highschool and this won me a game once

>>95965904
Large number cards are usually just meme cards anyway

>>95965757
4 mana is steep for this kind of effect but I can see it being worthwhile in a graveyard deck and being instant speed is really nice but I swear BRO has so many cards for this, pic very much related
>>95965771
The black pill for this card (and subsequent white pill) is that the absolute best use case for it is as a ritual (copying 3+ lands at x>=3 is mana positive) and then fetching it back one way or another. I still have it in my Rashmi and Ragavan brew to either make tons of solemn simulacrums or just ramp

>>95965913

How the fuck do you shuffle a 300 card deck

>>95965898
If you can't even imagine reaching 100 damage on a single creature you are fucking shit at this game.

What's the context for this quote because it seems really smug

>>95965816
A friend of mind spams them. I find them cringe.

>>95965942
imagine being a handlet lmao

>>95965967
the doctor brings in random aliens and all kinds of other nonsense regularly and he was a normal military guy that had to deal with them usually
he was a pretty recurring character in the 60s/70s

>>95964141
Can this steal equipment or am I reading this wrong?

>>95965951
That is entirely different anon ^.^

>>95966000
Steal no. Equip? Maybe definitely reads like that. But whoever actually owned it could equip it to one of their creatures at sorc speed still

>>95966000
It's not "stolen" it's borrowed

Gaea's Blessing is good as a mill hate piece, it's just a bad card overall which ironically proves the point that Commander player will do anything but sleeve up counterplay if it means sacrificing gas.
Generally a mill deck will try to win before you have drawn 50 cards, which means that Gaea's Blessing (or a shuffle titan) is more likely to be milled than drawn. If you really wanted to, handfixing cards like Scroll Rack can also be used to at any time deliberately put Blessing back on top in response to mill if you happened to draw it.

>>95965897
I like the old one for the flavor text alone

>>95966038
>Dude its good if [OTHER CARDS]
I accept your concession

How does this nigga win? Playing versatile cards for value seems good and all, but where do you go from there? Craterhoof with your birds? Just voltron him with the trample he gets?

>>95965832
I was going by this page:
https://scryfall.com/sets/sld

>>95966076
Cast things from exile then pump him and swing. He's piss easy to build but very boring

>>95966076
Whatever the situation calls for. In the modal spells there are things that grant Double strike/double power for cheap. You can also Polymorph the birds to bigger threats though that requires you to play a modal spell first and a Polymorph later as opposed to Kykar who let's you do it in one card.

>2 mana
>draws a card
>gets 3 pieces out of your graveyard
>also mill hate
In what world is Gaeas blessing a bad card it is in all my mono green decks of which I have 3.

>>95966000
Shit honestly? It doesn't say "target equipment you control" so that means you can target anything. See pic rel. So yeah, you can steal equipment with her

>>95964130
>>95964135
>>95964141
Another prophecy fulfilled.

>>95966104
>Fine
>Fine
>Shuffles instead of returns to hand or top of deck
>Only mill haye specifically and only if it's milled.

I'll make this unbelievably easy for you, retard-kun.
The fact that the words "Godammit I drew my silver bullet" can cross your mind when playing against a mill deck make ot bad.
Imagine if "Fuck I drew Bojuka Bog" or "Fuck I drew Relic of Progenitus" were thoughts you'd have playing against a reanimator/graveyard deck. Would you play those cards? No you fucking wouldn't.

The only exception is Leyline of the Void/Sanctity in 60 card formats, but thats because decks are smaller and you can have 4 of them post sideboard, and they can win you the game, essentially, on turn zero.

Maybe it's okay in mono green but as a whole Gaea's Blessing chugs ass.

>>95965757
I have been summoned.

>>95964336

>>95964141
oh she's boros? What whacky thing are th--
>equipment focused
PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU DO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE WITH THOSE COLORS GODDAMMIT

>>95966115
>Sesame Street
Please do this

>>95966162
she has a big hammer and a vagina
those are her two character traits
only one of those has mechanical support

>>95966162
They'll never make another Winota. They've learned their lesson. Boros isn't allowed to be a good standalone color combo.

>>95966185
>only one of those has mechanical support
I'm sure we can arrange something.

>>95966162
Anim Pakal, Arabella, The Jolly Balloon Man, Kolodin, Lightning, we've had plenty of non-equipment Boros commanders lately.

>>95966133
Stopped reading after the first sentence because its not my silver bullet. It's a cantrip that recurs cards AND can protect you from decking its just a good card

>>95966215
Then you're retarded because there's way better cantrips in green.

>>95963189
Replying super late since I fell back asleep. This is the pile I have so far for Dragonhawk, I felt like the burn was a neat way to go
https://archidekt.com/decks/14106343/screams_from_the_sky

>>95966115
Pokemon crossover would actually be pretty cool

>>95963586
>>95963820
Big fat bat tits commander plz.

>>95964141
>>95966000
>>95966111
oh fuck you're right. this is gonna piss off anti-theft losers so much, I can't wait to witness the salt

>>95963751
SSJ when?

>>95964141
I'm really sad that this gave me a boner

>>95966162
Boris has only a few paths
>Equipment
>Tokens
>Extra Combats
I’d add Spellslinger but that’s just Firespeaker and Sunsong+Feather

>>95966221
Which ones that fill the same niche? Can also double as combo hate for someone else's yard. Very good card
https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&order=name&q=%28oracle%3ADraw+oracle%3Aa+oracle%3Acard+oracle%3Afrom+oracle%3Agraveyard%29+color%3DG+%28game%3Apaper%29+cmc%3C%3D3

>>95965612
For 3-4cmc 37 lands+10 ramp is more than enough, depending on how many tap lands and the tap of ramp you run.

https://files.catbox.moe/hx9q10.jpg
Mistakes were made trying to make a sexy grist

>>95965480
>what gay commanders are you playing?
Lae'zel and Minthara, mostly for synergy but also because lesbians.My wife was playing Legolas, Counter of Kills and Gimli, Counter of Kills.
Niko is disgusting, yeah.
>>95965807
It was just the same group that always comes on a friday, so thankfully not.

>>95963751
Lightpawsbros...

>>95966431
>Light paws
Nah.
I will however be using a proxy that isn't sonic

>>95966449
THURREEEEDAWGbros...

Do we know if WotC is planning on doing in-universe versions of the Sonic cards?

man, I'm really starting to like this guy. he does so much with so little.

>>95966550
*with so little effort.

>sonic is blue
>captain america is white red and blue
I'm still hoping for rakdos firebenders so we can have the fire nation aesthetics.

>>95965423
>it's YOUR fault the coof lock downs made all the funko pop retards and e-celeb influencers flock to the hobby and ultimately dictate the market by the sheer amount of whaling they do
Retard

>>95966550
My love. I've had him built since BOG came out and he still slaps dicks like no other

>>95966655
*BNG

>>95966557
>>95966667
gruul brains at work

>>95966550
Still my favorite deck

>>95966681
It just werks no fuss

how can I start enjoying all universes beyond? like mentally

>>95966817
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

>>95966817
Read the stories WOTC puts out nowadays and accept that crossover slop is better than nu-lore

>>95966060
If you instantly lose to (strategy) you should consider slotting answers to it. It's really that simple. Individual dead draws in some games is far better than losing entire matchups.
If that's still too much go bitch at Gavin for not making wishes legal, so now your silver bullets don't even need to be in your deck.

>>95966817
>How do I start enjoying cuckolding?
Watch porn

>10000 Boros equipment commanders
>Blue is the color of artifacts (general)
>??? Jeskai equipment commanders
Why is WotC like this?

>>95966817
Stop giving a shit about the stories Magic tries to push out. Once you stop caring about that it's fine.

>turbo naus combos now have split second
Kneel to your new god

>>95966951
>4 mana creature no blue access
Will see zero cEDH play but is just awful design overall.

>>95966817
Legitimately have you tried smoking weed?

>>95966951
He makes me want a Eggman reskin of Feldon.

>>95966817
If IP I like, I like it. If IP I don't like, I don't like it. Simple as.

>>95963906
So he was designed as the head of the Grixis Dr Who precon because Davros and Missy are kind of shit?

>>95966922
What's the 5 drop? GGT? I can't think of anything like that more impactful but that's not banned from EDH.

>>95966922
>>95967052
Gotta be one of these

>Myr battle ball
>Not metalwork Colossus

Here's Warp

>One friend plays
>Ur-Dragon
>Omnath
>Gidia
>Kinnan
>Rin and Seri
>Lathiel
>Sefris
>Says my commanders are bullshit which are Anim Pakal, Mothman, Risona, Gonti Night Minster, and Three Dog to the point he might stop playing in the pod.
What do?

>>95967102
So a mix of evoke and plotting but without any of the cheating?

>>95967112
>only I'M allowed to play tryhard bullshit
Sounds like a douche desu senpai

>>95967102
>Eldrazi
Obvious bad guys but also gay

>>95967116
Yeah, but most probably have lotsa value to make up for it. This guy gets you free value immediately, already tempted to run it in flicker decks...

>>95967112
>Anim Pakal
I mean, this one is fair to shit on. But not when he's playing all that. Some players are just completely blind to the power of the shit they're playing and complain the moment anyone even gets a little value.

>>95967072
Only four of those are 0/0s.

>>95967136
yeah but I was too lazy to filter them out

>>95967128
It is my strongest deck and I rarely play in in my pod because I know it will roll over everyone, and yeah I agree, the rest though, other than maybe mothman are pretty inoffensive

>>95967102
I knew it was going to be eldrazi or some new blind eternities monster

>>95967102
If the rumors about a sliver homeworld are true we’ll know the rest of the set is pure undiluted dogshit because they needed to have cards from the two creatures types with players more fucking braindead than Dragons to sell it, fucking hate Eldrazi

>>95966235
the equipment doesn't stay stolen since its controller can just re-equip it on their turn.

>>95967232
You're not wrong, but it's still a salt-inducing effect

>>95967102
>Eldrazi
fuck off

This and Shadow are the only playable cards of the lot, everything else is a bracket 2 meme card at best.

>>95967256
Stop putting good effects on these trash cards, holy shit. Fuck off wotc

>>95966545
Seems pretty superfluous at this point. We've already got Spiderman, Cloud , and Aang in standard but Sonic is too much?

>>95967287
I feel this post in my soul. Fuckin hate the art on these

>>95967256
His art is awkward compared to the others.

>>95967287
>>95967302
it's the future you chose, UBniggers

>>95966545
Isn't the inuniverse thing over with? Thought I remembered them saying they weren't going to be doing it anymore. Outside of Arena it seemed.

>sonic games are about saving the planet from being completely mechanized by an industrialist
>none of the cards use green mana
?????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>95966545
I wouldn't count on it. This fucking thing is still floating in limbo after getting throw out in a SLD nobody remembers.

>>95967316
None of the characters are green, you can't make sonic not blue, just look at him!

>>95967326
>blue characters should be blue!!!
Stupid ass fuckin logic like this is what made DnD's White Dragon a monowhite creature

>>95967326
SONIC'S
COLORS
AREN'T
GREEN

>>95967331
You can't just have white dragon not white and blue dragon not blue and green dragon not green...

>>95967316
None of the main characters are green identity even a little bit. Everything you can say about them saving the planet and fighting against Eggman can be characterized better by red or white, which they all are.

>>95967357
I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it

>>95967331
hey don't forget inexplicably making brass dragons Black with reanimator mechanics for no discernible reason

When we getting Mario SLD? It's only a matter of time, at this point.

>MegaMan will get a mtg crossover before a new game

>>95967366
You could probably get green out of Chaos maybe? Gamma if you stretch things a bit perhaps? But yeah the rest are whatever.

Is 34 lands too many for a 2.5 average cmc?
https://archidekt.com/decks/14066293/85_tails

>>95967512
It sounds too few. 38 is my starting point and I don't go lower without extensive testing

>>95967528
I read that as .38 and had a chuckle

I can't figure out what counts as a combo or not

>>95966817
Stop being a retarded? It's a fucking card game you dorks lmao

>>95966817
Hope they hit an IP you like? FF was an awesome set full of stuff I want to build, whereas Dr. Who was basically just a matter of simple support cards if I used anything at all. I actually don't have any investment in Warhammer at all but the Necron deck made me look upon it slightly more favorably with the cool designs and how black artifacts got a lot of cool support.

>>95967588
Goes infinite?
Combo
Doesn't?
Just a synergy.
Not that complicated.

>>95967612
Someone was bitching at me that my 3 card combo was a 2 card combo and thus I was a big fat liar

>Sonic SL
See ya'll at the LGS, don't let me win you won't live with your OCs after the dimensional merge

>>95967052
>>95967072
It's a meme about Grave Troll being banned in Modern but not Ragavan. Ragavan's legality would later give way to Ocelot Pride taking control of the format by being made with a similar "must-answer self-contained 1-drop" design.

>>95967612
>Thassia's goes infinite

>>95967512
>Land drug
NO. HE NEEDS CARD DRAW DRUG.

What's THE best commander to take advantage of cantrip rocks? I want to run all of them in my deck.

According to edhrec voting:
Felidar Guardian + Restoration Angel is not a bracket 3 combo
But Felidar Guardian + Icewind Stalwart is
Explain?

>>95967651
Maybe?

>>95967635
Calling Grave-Troll a 5-mana 0/0 is very funny. The creature barely matters.

>>95967662
Yeah hence it being a meme, although at the same time it's pretty inexcusable how Ragavan dodged a ban and now Modern is flooded with one-drops that just take over the game on their own.

>>95967662
>The creature barely matters.
what do you mean?

>>95967697
no deck that runs Golgari Grave-Troll would actually play it or even put it on the board unless they were really really really desperate for a creature. many lists don't even run the mana to cast it, or even any mana at all.
That's because Dredge cares purely about text that does things out of the graveyard, so "dredge 6" means "draw 6", because when you play Dredge, the graveyard is your hand and your hand can go to hell.

>>95965816
I have both this and Conquerer's Flail in my mono-white voltron deck to stop blue fags from stopping ME punching their teeth in, kinda obnoxious anywhere else desu

>>95967697
No one actually plays the troll. He was used pretty much only because he had the biggest dredge cost. The rest of the card could be completely blank and it wouldn't have changed anything about how it was used.

I cast bojuka bog

>>95967739
You don't cast lands stupid.

>>95967762
I tap your deck in response

>>95965816
Love em. They're not just combo protection, they're also "You just have to watch me kill you and there's nothing you can do about it bitch"

>>95965816
>>95967776
I channel Mirrorshell Crab

>>95967727
>>95967724
They need to print a new dredge card like:
Event Horizon - 6BB
Legendary Enchantment
Cards in your graveyard have Dredge X, where X is equal to their mana cost.
When Event Horizon enters or leaves your graveyard, until the end of that turn exile all cards that would be put into your graveyard.
Dredge 8

>>95967789
are you on crack

>>95967786
I tap the sign

>>95967651
Teshar or Jhoira are the classics and there's Golbez if you like FF but personally I prefer Glissa, the Traitor

>>95967789
>Dredge 8
the text on the card doesn't even matter. it could say "you lose the game 200 times over" and it would still lead to a thousand years of Dredge dominance. it would be hogaak summer all over again.
what I said before, anon. in Dredge, "Dredge X" means "draw X cards." the rest of the card can go fuck itself, literally nothing about Stinkweed Imp or Golgari Grave-Troll actually matters beyond the Dredge number on it.

>>95967789
t. Tard

>>95967789
>Dredge 8
sometimes I wonder if the fans really could do a worse job then WotC's current team.
then I see shit like this and I'm reminded that yes, yes they could.

>>95967838
>>95967834
>>95967820
>>95967792
>oooooooo i'm going to put eight caaards into the graveyard!!!
>this is a massive threat!!!!
>you're for sure lost now!!!!
just say you're bad at the game

>>95967326
>>95967357
Today, I will remind them.

And to the guy who replies to this every fucking time with
>"white doesn't = good though!!!!!"
I don't care. White is order, not chaos. All white dragons are explicitly Chaotic Evil. There is no reason for white dragons to be monowhite other than that's the color they literally are + ice breath

>>95967846
t. Tard

>>95967651
Wouldn't Korvold be decent with those?

>>95967846
has it really been so long that we've forgotten the horrors of dredge

>>95967892
It's the EDH thread no one here plays magic

I'm so sick of all these gayass artifacts commanders

>>95967931
>>95967931
>>95967931

>>95967423
f. actually true haha. it’s crazy it’s been so long. how long can it possibly take to make a 2d side scroller.

>>95966817
You cannot.

>>95965816
>Everyone bitching about this affect as a combo protection
>Play Ellivere in Cedh, play Voice of Vic and Kutzil just to help protect my combat.

>>95967645
But House, card draw is land

>>95967660
At least use her real art ffs
(Ignore the watermark, it's free in HD on artist's gumroad but I'm lazy)