young pyro edition

>Bans
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-announcement-march-31-2025

>News
The 2025 MagicCon and Pro Tour Schedule:
https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule

>Spoilers
http://www.magicspoiler.com/
https://mythicspoiler.com/

CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES
>Current meta, complete with deck lists
https://www.mtgtop8.com/
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/
>Build and share casual decks
https://deckstats.net/
https://tappedout.net/

CUBE RESOURCES
>Build and share Cubes
https://cubecobra.com/landing

CARD RESOURCES
>Search engines
https://scryfall.com/
https://mtg.wtf/
>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://www.makeplayingcards.com/
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM
>Play online for free
https://untap.in/
https://dr4ft.info/

>What is EDH?
https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1

>WotC's War Crimes
https://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)
https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)
>Previously
>>95966803

>TQ
are you excited for "no changes" on monday?

first for ive installed again pokemon tcg live

>2nd match
>gardevoir ex deck
oh well. card games are doomed to fail as long as netdecking is a thing

>>95973638
Mmmm imagine getting to do this. It would be the best orgasm of my entire life.

We all know that Standard is FLOURISHING. But did you know that Pioneer is also FLOURISHING?

>>95973739
Jesus christ how does it continue to get worse? Will it reach >100% before July? Has this ever happened before?

>>95973690
didn't everybody move to Pocket? or was that just casuals.

>>95973751
I wish hand smoothing let the human choose which of the two hands you use. That's the real solution here.

>>95973739
No one cares about what random retards at the bottom of online ladders play. Control still wins tournaments.

Post YFW
>Standard: No changes

>>95973804
*rubs hands
Standard is FLOURISHING. The healthiest its ever been. You must just be bad at MTG. Make sure to buy the new Sonic secret Lair while you're at it.

>>95973739
pioneer has the excuse that there is no incentive to innovate since it's not getting any real tournament support until 2026
standard was literally the pro tour format, hundreds of people dedicated weeks of their time testing decks to attack the meta from every possible angle and this was the result
standard right now might be the worst mistake they have ever made when it comes to the meta

>>95973804

>>95973661 (OP)
Are you ready for some more months of Mice dominating your fucking formats?

>>95973759
>didn't everybody move to Pocket? or was that just casuals.
NTA but I tried Pocket for about 3 months, the gameplay was fine at first but the way the game is designed, you're encouraged to collect resources more than actually engaging with the game, there were days where I would only login to get the free stuff and logoff, it was a waste of time

>>95973739
You know what? I bet that if WotC gave at least an ounce of attention to the format people will not be so fucking tempted to go with the easiest choice: Monored.

>>95973824
>Looks like all meta-archetypes are represented! >No need for any bans!
>We'll wait until rotation to see how the format changes before not considering any cards to ban

I’ve done it, I’ve actually gone and bought a premodern goblins deck from tcg player. Now I just need to find people near me who actually play the format

>>95973864
all online games are designed this way nowadays, even mtg. you feel forced to login to complete your quests as if it was your job

>>95973851
Seriously, SERIOUSLY if they dare to ban ONLY TWO cards i swear to god...

>>95973661 (OP)
Can someone explain how this combo is supposed to work? My brainlet can't figure it out.

>>95973897
How much did you pay for it? I'm also thinking about playing Premodern, the last bastion of true MTG, the only real format left, untainted by the UB pestilence.

>>95973710
>netdecking
Oops. For a second I thought I was on reddit or /mtgag/ (also reddit)

>>95973908
>you feel forced to login to complete your quests as if it was your job
seek help

>>95973937
>Have Priest of Titania and 4 other elves out
>Tap her for 5
>Tap staff of domination to untap priest of domination
>pay 1 to untap staff of domination
>repeat steps 2-4 until you have infinite mana
It's pretty simple anon.

>>95973908
>you feel forced to login to complete your quests as if it was your job
I don't feel that way about MTGO because there is no quests, I login when I feel like playing

>>95973937
Never seen this combo before but I'd guess.
>have a lot of Elves
>tap priest to gain more than 3 green mana
>staff uses 3 mana to untap priest so he can make more mana again
>repeat these steps
>nowhave infinite mana
>now staff can draw infinite cards, gain infinite life, or tap infinite dudes this turn (you probably win)

>>95973937
>>>/tg/edhg

>>95973972
You can't play those cards in other formats?

>>95973963
>and 4 other elves out
Ah I thought you could make it work with just the two of them

>>95973976
You can, but you aren't going to. It's a commander combo.

>>95973979
Since you're such a commander expert why are you here?

>>95973983
>commander expert
Hardly. If I see two cards that I've never seen before in any format I actually play and the comment attached "DUHH NEW CUH-RAY-ZEE COMBO???" then I know it's some commander slop.

Alright so honest question from a non-shill ex-player, why is UB so much worse in Magic than in other card games? Duel Masters has done several crossovers and some cards from them ended up competitively viable like UB (pic rel)
Not defending UB because I feel it is more egregious and far worse than DM but I don't know how it feels so much more corporate and sterile

>>95973983
Anyone can tell you are the Cummander faggot here anon. Imagine trying to play that Slop in any constructed format.

>>95973997
>>95974011
>slop
Go outside

>>95973661 (OP)
>TQ
Given how they worded the Arena announcement, it's likely we're getting a ban, but either just Rage or just Cutter. Probably just Rage but if it's Cutter, Rage will not be banned.

>>95973864
the majority of pokemon card buyers are collectors/displayers rather than players. so that checks out.

>>95974015
t. slop consoomer

>>95973926
TWO BANS? THAT'S A TALL ASK FOR A FLOURISHING FORMAT.

>>95974015
You need to touch some grass faggot, Cummander effect on your brain is very bad.

>>95974009
that dragon takes it up the ass

>>95974009
>I don't know how it feels so much more corporate and sterile
because it's not coming from a place of passion and mutual appreciation, it's coming from a place of dollar signs in eyeballs.

>>95974009
Not sure, but:
>Nosewater and his corporate bootl-licking niggers constantly gaslighting the community about how little they are going to do with crossovers, and it'll be rare and we'll make sure we match the feel of MTG and etc.
>how much UB stuff there is. If once a year they did a LOTR set or commander deck or whatever, more people could look the other way. When it's a majority of sets and they mix with so many other IPs it just feels extra lame, desperate, and corporate
>I just think they fit in kind of lame. Like there is a reason a bunch of literal kids make custom MTG cards. It's easy. Take the character, slap a color on them, and then think of anything remotely related to the character for the ability and ship it. Darth Vader uhhh he's mono-black because evil or something uhhh his ability taps creatures with force choke uhhhh if he's equipped he gets some red lightsaber ass boring. Done. Next.
>it's mostly coomander slop "whenever X happens do Y"

The best part about playing pauper is knowing that amerimutts don’t know how to, and it’s important to attend paupergeddons, so that you can remind negroes (american'ts) that they can’t have anything good in life. They’re allowed to have Cuckmander and Memedern, and Rugpulls. Hey, that's a pretty good grass roots format... Not that a nigger would know HAHA HAHAHAHAHA

>>95974009
I think is pretty obvious: The first UB set was already a combination of greed and lazyness but under some really wicked marketing campaign about One Ring they actually made a lot of money even when the set was horrible and twisted.

Then they also asked themselves if Modern whales and retarded EDH faggots will buy this aren't we losing money from the rest of this game? Then what was a thing that made some players, specially casual retards happy and leave the rest of the community to enjoy pure unadultered MTG even if bad become something that every single member of this community had to deal with. And now we are here in the present, with an absurd rythm of 6 products, some products with stupid releases like Spiderman that will have a different release on paper than digital and some absolute irrelevant IPs like ATLA. Everything in UB smells not like something to improve and open the product to more people, but something to scam customers and abuse cardboard addicts and scalpers.

In conclusion UB will never be real Magic but is here to stay thanks to some Hasbro suits, that's why will never feel organic and always will look as corporate sterile design.

I despise commander with every fiber of my being, but you need not to be such faggots about it.

>>95974100
t.your commander faggot neighbour

>>95974100
Nah. Only the most retarded consoomers play commander so I'll bully them when I have the chance.

>>95974100
sorry i can't take seriously people that don't play cards because they could "hurt opponents feelings" they are the anti-MTG to me.

>>95973661 (OP)
I’m excited to always be right again as usual

why are fetchlands still banned in pioneer when it's primarily an arena format now

>>95974152
your question implies that someone at wotc actually pays attention to the things happening in the format which is not true
also unbanning fetches means having to ban like 10+ cards and they don't wanna give themselves that much work right now

maybe when pioneer horizons comes out they put it in the set and unban it to make people buy boxes

>>95974194
>Pioneer Horizons
They wouldnt dare right? RIGHT?

>>95974201
that seems like the logical next step to me from wotc's perspective, the format isn't getting any traction without a competitive scene and if they're not gonna give it that, the only two options left are designing a product made for it or deleting the format from existence like they did with extended

>>95974201
>They wouldnt dare right? RIGHT?
would a suit think that a move like that would make obscene amounts of money?

>>95974201
>pioneer horizons
First Horizon set to flop because nobody fucking plays the format

>>95974201
yeah haha... they would never change their mind on something so important haha...

>>95974201
Imagine the design references:
>3 mana reverse winota (humans attacking puts non-humans from the top 6 cards into play)
>3 mana inverter that exiles your library and exchanges your graveyard for your hand
>2 mana phoenix 2/1 phoenix that comes back every combat phase if you have at least 4 or more noncreatures in graveyard
I'm sure there's more even more broken things they could make

>>95974131
Haven't you ever played kitchen table with house rules? That's what it is.

>>95974009
It's intentional. They want the cards to be as weak as possible so they're no competitively viable yet strong enough to be playable. They shifted UB cards to Standard because they said they have more experience balancing for standard.

>>95973760
Pioneer paper tournaments? Are those still a thing?

>>95974493
On a positive note, UB is banned and will be forever banned from Premodern.

>>95974586
>Are those still a thing?
Japan has god of pioneer
https://mtgtop8.com/event?e=65366&f=PI
can't really think of any others off the top of my head

>>95973851
The showcase bloomburrow arts are probably the best art they've done in a long time

>>95974493
>wanting other ip in your game
r u dum?

>>95973804
>Oh yeah no that's fine, I wasn't interested in playing Edge of Eternities anyway. It's just a "stupid hat set" after all...

>>95974493
ok but commander is like 90% of mtg now. do they really need that last 10% of sweaty grinders who probably don't give a shit about the ip to begin with?

>>95974201
There's no point. All the cards Pioneer needs (reprints, better interaction), Standard also needs.

>>95974115
No one is being bullied by you. You're just seething.

>>95973739
Arclight needs to die or Pioneer will forever remain in the shits.
It's one of the worst, most boring. linear decks ever seen in MTG history.
We had a brief period when Amalia (RIP, queen) gave the format some variety. Nevermore.

>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=70154&f=PREM
98 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=70075&f=PREM
128 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=69859&f=PREM
177 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=69584&f=PREM
78 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=69543&f=PREM
123 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68297&f=PREM
279 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68163&f=PREM
92 players
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84 players
>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=68956&f=PREM
66 players

Come back to Premodern, /tg/.
Come back home...

>>95975003
>r u dum?

I don't think you get it. They're "outsourcing" the "flavor" so they don't have to spend time or effort coming up with plotlines or characters or even planes. You grab an existing IP, identify its most popular/recognizable standouts, then shoehorn them into Magic mechanics. Best part is that they don't have to *fit*, they just need to be >>95974493 "playable" so the IP holder can justify the Magic set spending as part of their advertising budget. WOTC is turning an expense (paying people for coming up with setting/characters/plot) into profit (getting paid for using existing setting/characters/plot).

This is what's making "6 set releases per year" possible behind the scenes. They don't have to worry about the setting (it's UB), they don't have to worry about design (it's all for Commander anyway), they don't have to worry about power level (everyone will keep buying to grab the latest broken shit). This isn't a test of what you will tolerate; that one you passed over the last 5 years. This is a test of how much you can get milked before the fatigue sets in.

>>95974132
WorC only banned Felidar instead of Saheeli because they finally had an opportunity to ban a white card, for the first time in Standard history, even though Saheeli was the actual problem.

>>95975278
I'm breaking in!

>>95975278
I don't care about Premodern.

>95975332
And no one cares about (You).

>>95975297
This. Planeswalkers were a mistake.

HAHAHAH WE CAME UP WITH A

- THIRD -

VEHICLE VARIANT
IN THE SAME STANDARD ROTATION
ONLY TWO SETS REMOVED FROM THE VEHICLE SET

AND NONE OF IT
NONE OF THE EXISTING CARDS
WORK WITH SPACESHIPS

STATION TRIBAL?
FUCK RIGHT OFF
WANT TO "CREW" THAT STATION
TOO BAD
WANT TO "MOUNT" THAT STATION? LMAO
TUNE IT UP? ITS A BLANK ARTIFACT
CHANDRA COMES DOWN AND GETS ON HER FLAT CHESTED CYCLE? NO CURVES FOR THE SPACESHIP
GONNA TUTOR IT UP WITH FINAL FANTASY? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? THESE SETS ARE RELEASED WEEKS APART BUT WERE DEVELOPED YEARS APART
NOBODY HAD A CLUE THESE MECHANICS WOULD EXIST IN THE SAME STANDARD
AHAHAHAAAAA

Well gents if I don't say so I think there may have been a slight design oversight in this standard cycle, just a musing of mine, take it as you will, cheerio and g'day

>>95975441
>ONLY TWO SETS REMOVED FROM THE VEHICLE SET
*Vehicle and Mount set.

>>95975441
>NO CURVES FOR THE SPACESHIP
Loot confirmed for spacist.
Mastectomies will rule the stars. A NEW EMPIRE OF BREASTLESSNESS BEGINS HERE.

>>95973804
>With rotation coming soon to shake things up, we decided not to make any radical changes to the format at this time. We're opting instead to wait and see how the meta adapts.
Next ban announcement after that
>We plan to wait until the next yearly ban update before considering any serious changes.

>>95975441
I'm also getting tired of seeing Landfall and all that stuff coming back over and over again.

>>95975441
We have a spacecraft lord though

>>95975536
I, for one, think we need more RG Landfall limited archetypes in sets. At least ten more. In a row, please. And more RW aggro, WB life gain and BG Graveyard while we're at it.

Adept Token
1/1 colorless
This creature crews vehicles, saddles mounts, stations spacecraft, builds fortifications, researches lectures and digs trenches as though its power were 2 greater.

>>95975590
>This creature crews vehicles, saddles mounts, stations spacecraft, builds fortifications, researches lectures and digs trenches as though its power were 2 greater.
You jest.
This is literally happening, and you jest.

>>95975612

Firecrafting {R}
Instant - Lecture
Firecrafting deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If this spell was researched, instead it deals 3 damage to that permanent.
If a permanent dealt damage by Firecrafting would die this turn, exile it instead.
Research 2 (You may tap any number of creatures you control with power 2 or greater as you cast this spell to Learn. To learn, you may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.

>Pilot
>1/1
This creature crews vehicles, saddles mounts, stations spacecraft, builds fortifications, researches lectures, digs trenches, drinks Pepsi Cola (tm), hand seals Jutsus (tm), pins for the 3 count, blows bubbles, wears Nikes (tm), eats McDonalds (tm), assembles Lego (tm), contains SCPs, rips Beyblades (tm)...

>>95975680
>drinks verification cans

>>95975691
Doritos™ Dew™ it right!

>>95975676
Is actually a better idea than whatever the fuck we'll actually get
>>95975680
> pins for the 3 count
that's gonna happen isn't it

>>95975278
How viable is Eggs combo in premodern?

>>95975738
>that's gonna happen isn't it
AAAAAAANNNNNND HIS NAME IS JACE CENA!!!!

>>95975750
John Cena 1GG
Legendary Creature - Human Wrestler
Hexproof
This creature can't be blocked
4/3

>>95975764
How did you post an empty post? That's crazy.

>look at timeless
>just about every deck is omnitell
jesus christ what a dogshit format

>>95975788
Look if you want to have fun on arena you HAVE to play an anti-meta deck
no matter how fucking retarded that winds up being

print this at 1 mana in standard

>>95975747
Skycloud Egg is extremely viable in several decks. The others, not really.

>>95975590
I personally betting “If one or more charge counters would be put on an artifact you control, that many plus two charge counters are put on it instead.”

>>95975788
It's actually impressive that there hasn't been a single Timeless Anthology or restriction update in the history of the format. It just got shat out to suck up fetchland wildcards and then left to rot immediately.

I thought this was a dumb meme card but I got it in a draft and played it three times and killed someone with it three times

It's time to come back, /tg/.
Say no to the slop. Embrace tradition.

>>95976084
+99 would have been enough and somewhat managable inside game mechanics.

>>95975441
Station is meh.

>>95976138
Why is this autism still going?

>>95975788
it's insane that Timeless has been a 2-deck format since MH3.
I just checked in on the meta because of the challenge.
Show and Tell vs Energy
no other choices

>>95975768
it's the kind of reddit talk that will make me go postal one day, not in minecraft either.

>>95976084
>that flavour text
jfc

>>95975747
Second Sunrise was from Mirrodin, which is beyond the cutoff. Unlike Replenish, there isn't a card to bring all your dead artifacts back at once. I do recall back in the day Jokulhaups/Obliterate decks used Invasion taplands for color fixing and blowing up the board turn 3/4. Eggs might fit into that gameplan, in theory, due to drawing cards as they explode.

>>95976108
You think you are your pic, but you are this one instead. Premodern is only good for nostalgia, and even then it's still tainted because of using current rules instead of picking one old ruleset and sticking to it.

>>95976387
but his pic has shit art that he chose for retarded reasons.
your pic has incredible The Dark era Drew Tucker art

>>95976387
>there isn't a card to bring all your dead artifacts back at once.
she doesn't know

>>95976410
He chose his pic for the name alone. My point is that he raves and rages, but when the turn is over, he's barely better than the average bear.

>>95976373
Be careful with all that edge anon, you might cut yourself.

>>95976084
>7 mana do nothing, no trample, that can't even block well
Card is rancid. There are a couple cute combos, but even with multiple fat chocobos and an Ardyn I'd still play T-Rexaur over this guy.

>>95975795
>Cancer aggro vs removal tribal
Disgusting.

Does Maro even do anything besides damage control on his blog and rubber stamping cards?

>>95976634
Remember that autist in the thread that was saying this card was totally broken?

>>95976717
He adds judicious amounts of cancer to the game.

>>95976768
>Remember that autist in the thread that was saying this card was totally broken?
nothing in any current format is "Broken" if it doesnt have either
A) built in protection
B) Haste
C) ETB Effect
current game is TOO FAST and there is too much removal for any creature to just sit and wait 1 turn to become useful

>>95976549
theres that fag talk i was mentioning

>>95974201
>Pioqueer horizons
>Box is just an actual turd
>Pioqueer players absolutely adore it

>>95975278
>zero white countries playing it
Yeah, no.
As an american I only play good formats, like modern and EDH!

>>95976999
>Holy trips of total paypiggy
Oink in pride my paypiggies!
FOr our great paypig king, Bubbles the piggified!
WE SHALL PLAY THE PIGGIEST FORMATS, OINK THE LOUDEST AND SPECULATE THE HIGHEST!!!
SQUEEEEAL!!!

LMAO

>>95976979
So a FF re-release?

How did JotC find 17,000 "artists" that all have this exact stupid fucking "everything is made of snot" "art" style?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQWp8xJx0-o

>>95976414
>she

>>95977224
He won.

>>95975352
You forgot a greater-than sign you Brazilian.

>>95977233
>tan arms

Never in my life have I met a player that has scooped to multiple boardwipes even after the game has gone for 2+ hours. do these people actually exist or are they just complainers who don't do anything about it?

>>95977241
>Pay 1 life: add C
I chuckle every time.

>>95977262
>Why won't people just let me play mass removal tribal?
This nigger is permitted to have internet access. Think about how fucked up that is. Also, is everyone still playing this "game" brown now?

>>95976387
>Second Sunrise was from Mirrodin, which is beyond the cutoff.
Good. Something that returns that many things from the graveyard with the only restriction that they entered the graveyard during the current turn should not be less than five mana. Yet another example of why Mirrodin was slop and retarded power-creep.
>only good for nostalgia
Oh yeah. Because not having to deal with FIRE or any of the blatant post-Mirrodin and especially post-Ravnica power-creep isn't a reason to play premodern over any format that allows nu-cards.

>>95977262
They are just complainers. If anything, the fault is JotC's for acquiescing to their faggotry with FIRE on top of their continual power creep of creatures.
>sure goyim, there's still boardwipes on turn 5-6
>oh, the game is over on turn 3 thanks to the mice and you can never play it?
>looks like you just need to get good at magic!
>*rubs hands

>>95977272
it's not even that if somene is playing all wipes but a 4th cumulative board clear by anyone in general
he is arguing that board wipes should win you the game by being one sided, which is fair enough but saying you should just let your opponent win if they accumulated a board after a vague point in time is just a rage bait tier take

>>95977324
>FIRE design doesn't include creating the removal tribal deck archetype
Sure, Jan.

>NOOOO YOU CAN ONLY EITHER HAVE REMOVAL SPAM OR BOMB CREATURES!!!
I choose neither. I choose good card design instead.

>>95977180
Have you ever seen deviantart? That's what most of it is. Unfortunately most "artists" just replicate these shitty corporate propagada cartoons instead of trying to learn how to make good art which of course is neither the generic 3d art that has filled mtg cards for the last two decades.

>>95977333
>tribal
Lorwyn was a mistake
>good card design instead
Like what?

>>95977261
*beats with an unbrella a gamestop employee*

>>95977262
It blows my mind that anyone would listen to this retard ramble. It's common to call people stupid because you disagree with them on something, but there is no animosity when I say that this guy is legitimately sub-100 iq. Listening to one of his videos feels like having one of those GPT SEO articles read aloud to you.

>>95977377
>Tribal was invented in Lorwyn
Nigger are you high?

>>95977482 >>95977262
>It blows my mind that anyone would listen to this retard ramble.
This nigga spends 10 minutes to say that any good magic player can articulate in like 40 seconds
I fucking hate modern Youtube slop

LOOL so there goes that mechanically unique SL card reprinting system out the window
thanks to most people buying the UBs they can cut costs with UW versions

tldr: buy buy goy, sonic is reserved list now

>>95977497
The term "tribal" came from Lorwyn as it had the tribal spell-type and all that nonsense as well as the entire block being designed around tribal just like Bloomburrow.

>>95977515
i hate this dogshit game so much

>>95977515
>nosewater lying (again), just buy more slop you fucking idiots! i NEED that Christmas bonus this year!!
>there WILL be more UB sloppa and you WILL buy it
>period!

>>95977515
>Universse Within aka Real Magic: The Gathering is not enough to sustain a product line according to our data
>So instead of improve our product we will prostitute it with whatever IP is out there willing to do it, yes WHATEVER IP.
GOD DIE SUITS FUCKING DIE!!!!

>>95977563
>lying
Proof?

>>95977521
Nobody asked. And it's not what anyone was talking about, retard.

>>95977631
>>Proof?

>>95977631
He's jewish and his mouth hasn't been sewn shut yet.

>>95977668
yes, anon. you are expected to back up your claims.

>>95977668
>>95977673
So I thought.

>>95977664
>replies to post in response to a post about Lorwyn
>gets proven wrong
>UH ACKTUALLY WE WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT
Cope harder retard.

>>95973661 (OP)
>OP Image
Fuck I miss when Mardu Pyromancer was a good deck in modern... I'm reminded every time I see that wee guy.

>>95977711
Are you out of your mind? Try following the thread of comments you're replying too, reetee. Literally only you brought up Lorwyn. Because you don't know the game and only started working at the company this year, you think you can use wiki articles to police language, but it just makes you look fucking retarded.

>>95977727
LMAO. Retard. You've said nothing of substance in response to me. You've only made yourself look even more retarded. Especially with shit like:
>you think you can use wiki articles to police language
Since I haven't even linked to any wiki articles.

>>95973710
>how dare people combine good cards with other good cards! thats cheating! netdecking!!!
Tell me what is actually wrong with playing someone else's deck.

>>95973804
I live in europe but if no changes then i'll fly to america to kyoani the WotC hq

>>95974009
Western corporations suck and are profit oriented rather than deliver something good oriented. Though honestly other games can have bad UB like products, see also WiXoss and the vtuber and Blue Archive sets and how many parasitic mechanics they have. Though in their case the parasitic mechanics might mean that the cards are useless outside their own set so the wide metagame is affected less than in the case of, say, Orkish Bowmasters.

>>95974386
Yes, and never was I banned from kitchen table with house rules just because I dared to bring a card in my deck that the opponent hated.

>>95977917
The problem is they're not even fucking good at making profits because they're all run by low IQ rich kids with infinite bailout money available to them when they wreck everything. MTG has never been less profitable than it is now, but the team think lying about everything will right the ship. It won't.

>>95977929
Then you clearly haven't violated house rules.

>>95976717
He pushed for Companion to be a mechanic, and for black bordered Un-sets that gave us Sticker shenanigans everyone hated

GENTLEMEN. IT'S HAPPENING

80% AGGRO
>80% AGGRO
80% AGGRO
>80% AGGRO
80% AGGRO
>80% AGGRO
80% AGGRO
>80% AGGRO

>>95978028
Cori Steel Cutter should have costed at least 3 mana or required you to pay life/mana to get the free token. That card is so fucking gay.

>>95978028
>80%
80%
>80%
80%
>80%
80%
>80%
80%
>80%
What a shit pile of vomit of a format seriously...

>>95977996
The point is the average Commander player is more of a pissy sissy than an average 60card casual chad. Thus the commandertards deserve to be bullied until they either grow a spine or remove themselves from life and stop taking my rightful oxygen.

>>95978028
While it doesn't matter in this pic calling midrange value decks aggro is dishonest.
This image would classify jund or delver as aggro.

>>95978034
pls understand, it wasn't an issue when we tested it (as a singleton in a 40life format with 3 other players)

>>95978258
Most "midrange" is just a slightly slower aggro deck these days. Dimir """midrange""" has is very aggressive since the release of Cecil though it's having a harder time than ever against cutter/mice. Many of the newer midrange decks at the same speed as some of the old aggro decks. The Jeskai Oculus in particular is extremely fast, especially if it gets it combos off and can get a turn 4-5 win quite easily.

Pretty much the only decks there that could be said to be true midrange are the Golgari, Monoblack, and Esper decks. Which is only about 3% of the format.

At best you can say "ACKtually aggro is only 77% of the format because 3% of those decks are midrange." Does it change much? No. Format is still 65% just Cutter and Mice. The only other deck see comparable play is Omniscience and it's rate of play is going down and it's less than a third of either Mice or Cutter's rate of play. Standard is dead. It has been killed by Aggro Summer.

>>95978258
Don't bother, people just like to repeat the funny thing regardless if it's truly accurate or not.

why are mtg players like this?

>>95978028
In the same time it's not so surprising. Red has absolutely everything: it can ramp, it has card advantage, it can easily deal with creature with thoughness 4+, its creatures stats are on par with other colors, blocking is useless since it can easily give trample, and it can totally ignore lifegain. Red has basically no weaknesses right now.

Not really sure if this is the place for this but do any of you know when the Magic Story mangas are being released in English? I'm only a 2.5 out of 10 on the weeb scale so I can't read nipponese. But I really like the chibi art and want to read it. I don't want a digital version.

>>95978363
Commander.

>>95978028
THE FLOURISHING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE SOCIAL CONSTRUCT KNOWN AS THE WHITE RACE WILL BE DISMANTLED.

WE ARE NOT GOING BACK.

THIS GAME WAS NEVER YOURS.

>>95978419
>crashing this franchise with no (white) survivors!

>>95978363
the boy on the right is kinda cute

>>95978433
I'm starting to think that Premodern with PROXIES is the way to go

>>95978433
BASED doggo.

>>95978363
>I'm cosplaying the slut I wish I could fuck
Troonism is the biggest psychiatry-fueled, kike-planned, artificially created case of prison gay ever imaginable.
And women laugh at it and use it (as per usual) to play the victim.

>>95978445
Always was, and cube.

>>95978445
>we made up definitions and you just have to go along with them goy

>year 2030
>weekly vaccines for the world's population and wearing blue shoes on thursday is now sexist and a hate crime against african americans

>>95978363
This is the effect of Cummander in human brains.

>>95976414
>she doesn't know
And you're you going to keep holding out on us, sis? Come on, tell us which premodern card can return multiple artifacts (with no other type) from graveyard to play in a single turn. Spill the tea.

>>95977303
>Because not having to deal with FIRE or any of the blatant post-Mirrodin and especially post-Ravnica power-creep isn't a reason to play premodern over any format that allows nu-cards.
Yes, technically, looking at any time period in Magic's past will produce more balanced formats than today's mess. But part of Magic's draw, to a lot of people, is that there are always new cards, and that format rotation shakes up decks/metas. Premodern is half a solution to a full problem. The anons who keep shilling it want a balanced meta, and that's fair. The anons who keep shitting on it want WOTC's current output to get at least decent again, and that's frankly not happening.

>Some troon here larped how Lightning would be super duper OP in boros energy
>She isn't even a 1 of in 70% of the boros decks
lmao, I was right as usual as I am a pavper GOD instead of a FIREcuck.

>>95978363
The most aggravating part of all of this (and I speak from experience since I saw it happen with my very own eyes) is that those 3 troons have started playing mtg a couple years back tops, to use cuckmander as a substitute for personality and because they heard it was a safe haven for trannies protected by the incel police.
Those retarded faggots don't even like mtg.

>>95978479
>>95978453
>>95978406
so if commander has a bunch of hot girls playing while the other formats have... magic players, why wouldn't I just stick with commander instead?
>b-but the ugly troon!!!
ok whatever, there's clearly a hot girl on the right

>>95978505
Those abominations filled with meds are neither women nor hot.

>>95978363
They're the only ones left.

>>95978505
>why wouldn't I just stick with commander instead?
Because Commander isn't Magic, it's a board game with Magic cards as game pieces. If all you want is to hang out with people, you could definitely do worse than that (in terms of both board games and people). If you actually want to play Magic, well...

>>95978493
You left out the best part, it was the card evaluation savant who spams screenshots(from the archive of course because he had no idea in advance) of people misevaluating cards they haven't played with.

>>95978528
YWNBRM

>>95978528
>with Magic cards as game pieces
You are delusional anon. Every, as you called it, Magic card, is designed with Commander in mind.

>>95978505
Stick with Cummander if you feel having a "hot" girl is enough to play a fake casual hideous version of Magic, anon, no one will bat an eye.

>>95978363
but they're not playing MTG, they're playing Commander
>>95978505
>la creaturas with ten pounds of make up on their face
>hot girl
Even Washboard Chandra is hotter than them. And if the hotness of girls is all you care about, get out of MTG and Commander entirely and fuck off to some normie hobby like drinking in nightclubs.

https://scryfall.com/search?q=f%3Av+-f%3Al+f%3At
>mana drain is legal in timeless
>it's not even restricted
what the fuck

>>95978473
Even the Elspeth one is blocked on jewfall

>>95978580
what the fuck is "timeless"?

>>95978584
timeless is just an arena format where you have to deal with EVERY single arena slop card made since Arena has been online

>>95978533
>Every, as you called it, Magic card, is designed with Commander in mind.
New? Sure. But there are lots of old cards, from before Elder Dragon Highlander was a thing, that keep getting reprinted in Commander sets. Those weren't *designed* for Commander, they're just being *used* there.

Your complaint isn't new, by the way. 25 years ago, people were bitching about "multiplayer cards in regular sets" because WOTC kept printing "each player" cards (obviously intended for multiplayer!) and even blatantly put "each opponent" into Invasion's Fight or Flight. Boxed sets - Beatdown, specifically - could be seen as catering towards Highlander players. You probably don't remember magazine articles asking us what we'd like to rename EDH into, because calling singleton "Highlander" officially could give WOTC trademark trouble. The issue is that the "designed for Commander" cards are actually good enough to play in other formats. True Name Nemesis was the mistake you should have been up in arms against. I wasn't, because I quit in 2003.

>>95978590
jelly?

what are cards like crusade called anyway? i thought they were "lord enchantments" but there has to be a better word for it

>>95978612
Who would be jelly of a fake ass format not even curated and where you can see the worst mistakes of Magic? Anon?

>>95978612
Why would I be jelly of that shitty modern computer art with the excessively melodramatic postures and poses?

>>95978618
anthem

>>95978618
"Lord" was for creature types. Lord of Atlantis, for example, was initially printed with creature type "Lord of Atlantis" and later shortened to "Lord" - which became a term used by players, and then adopted by WOTC. 8E introduced the "human" creature type as part of a push to sort everything into "race/class" combos a-la D&D. Time Spiral printing has "Merfolk Lord" in the type line, and switches the text from "all your merfolk get +1/+1" to "OTHER merfolk" instead. Later printings drop "lord" altogether. "Lord enchantment" would be something like pic - pumps a creature type but not itself.

Crusade and Bad Moon were originally part of the whole "white versus black" color shtick in early sets. Red only got half of that at double the cost in Orcish Oriflamme - which seems to have been "corrected" with Modern Horizons GOBLIN Oriflamme. Blue got a full +1/+1 with The Dark's Sunken City, but had to pay upkeep for it. Green got the short end of the stick, probably because it was seen as the "big creature" color rather than the "weenie" one back then (and already had Giant Growth).

>>95978731
Funnily enough, some people thought that Glorious Anthem was actually an unacceptable power creep. Unlike Crusade & Co, Glorious Anthem is asymmetric, and has no "shut-off" clause like Angelic Voices. It was yet another Saga block "fix" that was taking things too far, yet by the time of Planar Chaos it even got color-shifted into green (Gaea's Anthem).

>>95978363
Why do they dress like prostitutes?

>>95978773
You wouldn't understand.

>>95978773
They play Magic, the ultimate prostitute game i think is very fitting anon :D soon Magic will suck Roblox and Minecraft cocks together

>>95978786
i will say it until you faggots understand: commander is not magic.

>>95978806
You will keep saying this until Commander is the only thing anyone is playing.

>>95978806
You wouldn't say that if you had friends or could convince more than one person at a time to play with you.

>>95978590
timeless is a format where you play Show and Tell or Energy, there are no other decks

>>95978806
yeah, you guys are all losers who need to play REAL magic

>>95978028
From the creators of COMBO WINTER comes...
HOT BLAZING AGGRO SUMMER.

>>95978531
I don't want anon to kill himself, he also said pic related was going to be anything but standard chaff at best LMAO.

>>95978956
It is the inevitable end of current design. Only creatures are allowed to be powerful and answers / removal still play by 2015 rules regarding power level, colour pie and costs.

locking in my ban predictions for tomorrow

>standard
no changes
no changes no changes
no changes again
>pioneer
unban walking ballista
unban inverter of truth
>modern
ban guide of souls
unban punishing fire
unban jitte
>legacy
ban dread return
ban tamiyo
unban hermit druid
>vintage
restrict stock up
unrestrict monastery mentor

>>95978028
So……………..powerful white cards?

>>95978806
But playing commander is still better than half of the schizo in this thread that don't even play the game .

>>95976387
>Second Sunrise was from Mirrodin, which is beyond the cutoff. Unlike Replenish, there isn't a card to bring all your dead artifacts back at once. I do recall back in the day Jokulhaups/Obliterate decks used Invasion taplands for color fixing and blowing up the board turn 3/4. Eggs might fit into that gameplan, in theory, due to drawing cards as they explode

I was thinking about Storm eggs.
Something like this.

>>95979035
>No bans Pioneer
Are you fucking serious?

>>95979035
There is no way don't ban anything in Standard, the format is total ass.

>>95979054
>saprazzan skerry
i always liked those lands. an immediate payoff, but you pay later. I also liked the storage lands. too bad none of them were ever good outside their limited environment.

>>95979059
While this is true, the issue is that the only people actually playing Standard are Arena BO1 F2Pers who are just farming gold and events...so this isn't as far fetched as it sounds.

>>95979059
Kike grinders have to sell their cutters and make their shekels first, then they announce the ban. Same thing as Meathook Massacre, and Fable and Invoke Despair and Omnath and Wilderness Reclamation and and and

>>95979057
yes, I don't expect them to ban anything in standard so banning stuff in pioneer is out of the question, I guess they could unban even more cards but those two feel like a good compromise

>>95979059
I'm fairly confident they'll use the "rotation is right around the corner" and "we want standard to be stable" excuses, they already did that the last time the format was shit so I really don't see why they wouldn't do it again

>>95979035
For standard they will probably at least ban Monstruous rage, it's the safest ban they could do. It's an unco from a 2 years old set and it would allow blocking to be a bit safer against red deck.

>>95979111
Look i think this game is lead by retards too, but not even WotC is as retarded as to let the formats rot this much specially after the PT spectacle.

What if they ubanned everything instead. Which format would be improved, and which would be unplayable?

>>95979142
You are asking to play Timeless/Historic without Alchemy shit, both formats are ass, but like complete and non-adultured pit of shit.

>>95979142
pioneer and modern would improve a lot
legacy and vintage would become unplayable

how do i make this work? is it just a bunch of lightning bolts and similar cards? ive never played 60 card burn before

>>95979197
You go back to when Sunspeaker was Standard legal.

>>95978583
If I search for "crusade" on scryfall they don't even put the card anymore. I had to go to the Duel deck Elspeth vs Tez to be able to see the card...
I hate the retardation we are living.
>>95978963
I loved Theros standard because even shit creatures like this were played.

>>95978773
They roleplay the woman they wish they could fuck but being a woman and thus a retarded whore, she friendzoned them (albeit I understand the reasons why she might have done that, I've seen plenty of women get even in stable relationships with ugly men or troons because of a personal agenda such as spiting the patriarchy or $$$$$$$ but there's a limit to the disgust even a foid can take).

>>95979210
it would be easier to research if sunspeaker wasn't 99% edh results.

>>95979248
The card you posted was a card 100% intended for commander.

>>95978028
>More decks added
>It's now rounded up to 81%
No matter what WotC bans, Monday is gonna be a shitstorm.

>>95979289
>no changes

>>95978028
F L O U R I S H I N G

If they dont ban AT LEAST 4 cards and 3 of them being Red we are fucking doomed.

>>95979298
to think people here called it pack filler when it first came out

>>95979298
Remember goys, red can annihilate several formats but white getting efficient removal in standard is A TALL ASK

You know, things have gotten so bad, JotC have eroded so much of their reputation and chased off so much of the customer base, I don't even think a hard reboot could save this game. I genuinely think this is the end. There is nowhere to go but the ashbin of history, as the hippie boomers like to say.

so even if they ban red cards (like 2 at the very most if we are lucky) nothing will happen
there are still so many not rotating out in a while that we'll just go back to show-off bird at the very best case scenario

>>95979313
>Best I can do for one mana is an alt Reality Shift bud. Artifacts and enchantments are gonna need 2+ mana.

>>95979355
You also forgot:
- Increased prices of everything
- Most of the game is now IP whoring
- The few "MTG" sets left are all hat sets
- All the art sucks
- The card design is soulless and empty

>>95979289
And the most ridiculous part is that there are idiots who will blame rage when it's the mouse package, cutter, and all the prowess shit that's the problem.

>>95979420
>- All the art sucks
It's never all the art. There's always something nice, no matter the set.

>>95979313
Can't print strong white cards. That would be antisemitic. The plan is to remove white from the game

>>95979332
It's not going to fall apart. It's too big with too much momentum.

It's either gonna become the lego of card games and become pure UB stuff. Or after they bleed enough money they're gonna sell the franchise to Tencent or something.

>>95979298
I think it's amazing that Screaming Nemesis was both considered irredeemable shit and broken garbage on release, and by now it's looking pretty fucking fair compared to the rest of red in standard.

I always get triggered when this card is played against me. It's one of the easiest 2 mana locks in modern. And card disadvantage almost doesn't matter anymore with every other card giving you value.

>>95979463
>card that by existing ruins anything white could have going for it
>still no efficient removal for white
>"now it's looking pretty fucking fair"

>>95979473
It is certainly a more limited kind of "time walk." Though you can still activate abilities and attack with morph lands.

>>95979448
The funny thing is the kikes know they can’t remove the color White from the game so instead they keep it weak and niggerfy all the art to defile it as much as possible. Still, I wouldn’t put it past these shekel sucking kikes to replace white with purple and say “going forward all new (white) cards will now be purple, and all existing white cards will be errat’d fo be purple”
They literally hate the color that much.

>wah wah where white removal

>>95979497
what the hell is a morph land. moreover, unless it comes in attacking, not even lands can be declared as attackers if you mean manlands since they need to be creatures when you do so and can't attack unless they are

>>95979522
Are you somehow saying this is enough strong or efficient to compete in actual Standard, you bastard faggot?

>>95979447
You think this is good?

>>95979455
There is no "going to". The game fell apart years ago. We're long past that point. We're at the "It's time to tell the family" part of power of attorney.

>>95979473
>stops aggro from aggroing
Good card. A card that should be released for standard in addition to swords.

>>95979473
>Your opponent can't play the game
So ban it. Shit like this is exactly why kitchen table is the only real MTG.

>>95979530
You made him a hobbit and it's still an improvement.

>>95979552
>can't play the game
They can play the game if they can do things on their turn other than attacking or casting spells. They can still play a land or active abilities. A deck that runs a lot of abilities will be relatively unhindered, especially one that can go for the long game. It's a good addition to the game because it hinders aggro. With what's been printed, the sanctioned formats need more cards like this. Standard especially needs this in addition to swords to plowshares.

>>95979054
>mills Gaea's Blessing

>>95979665
>No bro listen, just trust me, if you just do this, and this and have this in your hand I'm actually allowed to play this card
No. Get out of my house and don't come back.

>>95979522
>Cool you removed the token engine
>I attack you for 20 with the tokens spawned and the ox you gave me
>Cool, removed my creature and now I just pay the face down creature's mana cost to flip it and either it's something just as bad or worse.
Go make a standard deck with those cards and see how you do.

>>95979680
You're just mad that you can't aggro out anymore with your non-interactive solitaire deck.

>>95979692
Out ->

>>95979230
Theros standard was pretty good, I almost got into standard and I fucking hate standard.

>>95979522
Retarded flavor,.
Retarded set.
Retarded setting.
Commander card.
Retarded game.

>>95979669

>>95979744
you forgot retarded MaRo

>>95979763
>disenchant, naturalize, seal of cleansing, monk realist, hull breach, chain of vapor, etc. that

>>95979783
>just draw the out bro

>>95979530

>>95979815
You have no way to counter it with that deck, bro.

>>95979815
yes

Post your reaction face when "NO CHANGES" appears tomorrow.

>>95979883
>>95973828

>>95979883

>>95979883

>>95979883
ahahahaha... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>95979480
Now if you would read the rest of the sentence you could stop being a retard.

>>95979883

>>95979883

>>95978433
>not capitalizing White
brownoid detected

>>95979883

>>95979763
Tormod's crypt is probably a better option since you're not running black.

Is Cutter going down and MICE going up? You gentlemen love the Cutter/Mice format right?!

>>95979298
>If they dont ban AT LEAST 4 dozen cards
FTFY. Though realistically they should ban 10-11 sets worth of material.

>>95979883

>>95978963
This lil nigga won me so much money while it was in standard

What should happen on monday for Kuja to become playable? I just want Wizards pings to be a thing.

>>95980608
anon I really don't want to sound rude but there is no way a 4 mana 3/4 that doesn't do anything by itself can be playable in any format other than casual commander
even if standard was just FIN + FDN, there would still be like 10 to 15 decks above it, he's absurdly slow and clunky

>>95980657
This, just this. Stop with the fucking Kuja thing like several other FF cards, Sephiroth and Cloud included they are awful meme low powered cards that will never impact the format specially while cards like Vivi, Zur, Beans, Town or Nemesis exist.

>>95980608
Maybe if they ban like 30 cards rakdos wizards can be a tier 2.5 deck

You're all asking the wrong questions. What we should really be asking is how will they top FLOURISHING tomorrow?
"Following the release of FIN, Standard is...
>prospering."
>thriving."
>experiencing a renaissance."
>entering a new golden age."

Decks for this feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZzBd41NuZw

>>95980750
They’ll use the same Jewish language of “standard is an interesting puzzle that will be solved again after rotation, there are still many cards to be seen with Spider-Man and Avatar this year, we hear you, we are listening, and Oy vey shalom we don’t care any more than we do about Gaza or mono white”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OY40B9dxOs
new aids just dropped

>>95980868
>limited aids
no thank you

>>95980866
Jesus Christ, I forgot Spider-Man was this year. This fucking release schedule is ridiculous.

Decks for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpuKKEoZmgs

i still can't believe 1 cmc gets you a 2/3 deathtoucher that turns into a 4/4 with lifelink

>>95981026
*and 10 life

But you are right, Cecil is kinda wacky.

>>95981026
And it's virtually unplayable outside of limited lol

>>95981040
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/7202893#paper
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/7191117#paper
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/7181552#paper
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/7178878#paper
cecil made humans pretty good

>>95981054
Cool tier 2 deck

Oh boy I sure do love premodern...

>TQ
so excited that I can't sleep

>>95981455
That is a pretty strong control deck.

>>95981455
soul

For those with jobs who phonepost be sure to script your bans response in Notes first for easier copy paste posting.
I find it ironic how during Independence week a US company will have to kill Reds

Penance {W}
Enchantment
Flash
When Penance enters the battlefield, exile target attacking creature until Penance leaves the battlefield
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain life equal to the exiled card's power.

That's how you fix aggro

>>95981789
I just play blockers

>>95981832
opp: t1 heartfire hero
me: t1 enigma jewel
opp: t2 manifold, attack for 4
me: t2 pupu ufo, a flying steel wall and great blocker amirite
opp: t3 swiftspear, monstrous rage, monstrous rage

>>95981789
Whoa now goyim, that’s enough tall asking for you today. Oy vey shalom I think I need to rub my shekels and palms again lest I forget to flourish standard again

>>95981850
>me: t1 enigma jewel
Okay retard

man eating piranha plant G
creature - plant
defender, reach, first strike, deathtouch
1/4

Twisted Remora {B}
Enchantment Creature - Fish
Whenever a nontoken creature enters under an opponent’s control, that player sacrifices that permanent unless they pay {1}.
0/3

There, THAT should stop aggro.

>>95981895
>defender
Too bad the only idea they ever try with defenders is just having them lose defender.

>>95981919
>>95981789
sweet we just went from 35% izzet prowess 30% mice to 80% izzet prowess
good job

and instead of swiftspear / drake cutter / vivi / slickshot they now run just
>4x stormchaser talent
>4x astrologians planisphere
>4x cori steel cutter
maybe the red mage rapier even, or urabrasks forge or just fucking song of totentanz

TOKENS NIGGA TOKENS ARE THE PROBLEM

>>95981938
Should we also print a 2-mana Virulent Plague?

>>95981973
Engineered Virulence {B}
Enchantment
When Engineered Virulence enters, choose a creature type
Creature tokens of the chosen type get -3/-3

>>95981973
We also need a one mana dismember

>>95981938
Forge is rotating out btw.

Enigma jewel flipped works pretty well with filigree sylex and monumental facade as a win condition
I even crafted it using a previously used sylex and it becomes;

>tap facade to put 2x oil counters on sylex
>tap sylex to put 2x oil counters on sylex
>tap locus to put 2x oil counters on locus
>remove 10 oil counters from sylex / facade / locus, deal 20 damage to any target

Facades are basically 4 counters each, can do it in just 2 turns with facades + sylex

12 hours until no changes

>>95981591
Yup. Can turn 2 lockdown the game if the other player has no black and no artifacts. Or at least none that could save him.

Won small 6 player standard tourney today and out of the promo pack got the kaito to complete my playset on my birthday, a card which was in my deck today :) this is why I play

Explain this to me
Explain it as if the magic competitive scene was played by rational actors

Why are people playing a 2 mana 5 damage sorcery speed removal spell in low curve red aggro decks
When there are
>0 black decks with sheoldred / preacher anymore
>95% of creatures with 2-3 toughness
>Targets its actively bad against like screaming nemesis

Do you NEED to remove an opponent's magebane lizard that badly in aggro mirrors? Its just a blank 1/4 vanilla otherwise
Every creature dies to lightning strike. You have people with 4 twinmaw 0 lightning strike. If a heartfire or vivi or hired claw is allowed to survive and amass +1/+1 counters you've already either lost the game or need to just attack through it anyway

>>95982097
How so? nether contamination has been a turn 3 deck with the right curve, it doesn't have a way to ramp out a 3 mana card on turn 2

>>95982147
Oh wait, I was thinking of another deck with 4 dark rituals. Sorry bout that.

>>95982135
UB and WB midrange aren't that unpopular.

>>95982153
maybe you me and deckmaker are all being retarded here
dark ritual is legal, why wouldn't a deck have 4 copies and be able to do t2 combo?

>>95981850
Esper pixie wrecks mono red, it's weirdly low play rate right now and underrated

>>95982164
Less than 10% of the metagame combined falls into those categories now
Over 90% of the format is either low curve red of some kind, or omni combo

Of the remainder, almost every creature is 1-3 toughness or 6+ toughness or untargetable like kaito.
The only ones it hits are
>preacher
>beza
everything else like
>bat, drowner, curiosity, beastbinder, pixie, kirin, ambrosia, 6/6 flying demon token from annex, stormbrood, dragon sniper, hawymire hite, llanowar elves, molt tenders, osteomancer, scavenging ooze
and its not like hitting an overlord or zur after zur animates it saves a red deck from losing the game

Even if you wanted to run a card for UB and WB preacher/beza matchups, why the fuck would you maindeck it when the meta is 90% izzet/mice/omni

https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-announcement-june-30-2025
>https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-announcement-june-30-2025
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-announcement-june-30-2025
>https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-announcement-june-30-2025

>>95982166
NTA, but I build Nether Spirit + Contamination back in the day. The mana base is probably the issue, half the lands don't make B. My deck back then was Type 1, but still I stuck to 4 Wasteland + 1 Strip Mine, or I couldn't hit BB for Hymn of Tourach. My kill method was just hitting them over the head with the second Nether Spirit (and Cremating one if both died at the same time, but in retrospect Phyrexian Furnace would have been a better call). I also had no kegs and made do with Larry Niven's Disks in the side, where the lone Dark Ritual looks odd.

>>95982274
>404 page not found
dummy

Decks for this feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDJoOo6_ay0

>>95979685
I fucking love this art. This set had some awful stuff like the fugly ghostbusters sequel rejects but the good parts were great.

Gentlemen
Behold

>>95982477
>give Sonic extra arms
>he attacks and uses his extra arms to punch himself in the balls, causing onion rings to fall out of his pockets
>painter's servant is painting things blue for some reason
I don't get it, what's the combo?

>>95980268
imagine being wh*te.
lmao

>>95982130
>spent her birthday in some random LGS instead of spending the day with family.
ok

>>95982274
I think it's in 7 or 8 hours don't try to fool me

rate my list

>4 outcaster trailblazer
>4 thundertrap trainer
>4 entity tracker

>4 sleep magic
>4 ringing strike mastery
>4 unable to scream
>4 witness protection
>4 splash portal

>4 vesuvan duplimancy
>1 song of totentanz

>23 lands

NO CHANGES
O

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theoretically speaking, what would an UB pokemon set do in regards to finance? wouldn't the card market explode from that?

One Piece and Naruto expansions soon.

>>95982505
blue arms

>>95982130
Congrats, Anon. And Happy Birthday.

>>95982130
congratz sister! have a nice birthday

Buy a playset of old border foil DRS, Umezawas Jitte and Punishing Fire now, this is your last chance before they moon after the announcement.

>>95982985
All of those are unplayable though

>>95982985
>DRS
Would be kinda weird to unban it when they just printed Molt Tender.
>Punishing Fire
Isn't Grove of the Burnwillows still legal? Would they really want to enable that synergy again just to calm down the people complaining about Guide of Souls?

>>95982985
If I ever go back to playing this game instead of observing the car crash from a safe distance, it'll only be with proxies and in older formats I like, like 2012~2015 Modern or something like that.

>>95980268
>>95982619
>not writing it VVHITE
SOuthron feceskin detected.

>>95982135
To cover bases I suppose. Yes the low toughness creatures could be killed with say a Lightning Strike but better be sure the amount of damage done either kills the target (as it is done around the same rate) or opponent tries to save it (in the case of those with Prowess triggers) while they spend cards to do so but in that case it is better to just let it go and let them kill the creature instead of using cards to save it. Sorcery speed hurts but a decent trade-off besides you may not always have enough creatures attacking (or you being attacked) to discount a Witchstalker Frenzy. Plus in case of a freshly cast Vivi they'd need to spend 3 noncreature spells or have a well-placed counterspell. Lastly, a fixed 2 mana rate is still fine for example if you swing with Nemesis, it isn't blocked and then you hit your own Nemesis for 5

>>95975747
Meme deck but decently playable. Premodern Eggz wants to find Nantuko Shrine and Helm of Awakening to machine gun through the deck and dump a lethal squirrel army. Enlightened Tutor find both halves but telegraphs to counterspells. Fluctuator Combo is a similar idea but probably a better deck than Eggz

>>95983177
Sorry 2 spells is enough for Vivi to survive if one of them is a Monstrous Rage*

>>95983177
I mean prowess triggers are precisely when you want instant speed interaction to blow them out before they can monstrous rage or pile on pump spells. The 3 instant speed damage from lightning strike is going to be better than 5 sorcery speed damage in 90%+ of prowess matchups.
Say its turn 2 and they plot a slickshot showoff, which would you rather have in hand

And lets face it, if you're on red and the opponent lives long enough to both cast vivi and spells to pump vivi, either they just won the game that same turn or you are going to attack through vivi next turn and win the game. There's no real window where you can untap and kill vivi but not when vivi is at 3-5 toughness, if they tapped out for a 0/3 blocker on turn 3 you just won the game anyway

Honestly better to just run 4x torch the tower, let alone something that can go face

>>95982166
For every game where Dark Ritual is awesome, you have two where it comes off the top of your library and is a dead card in hand. Dark Ritual trades resources for speed and is mostly found in decks that are able to lean into massive speed, like suicide aggro and combo decks. Nether Contamination is a prison deck that wins over time and often after establishing the namesake lockout. Nether Contamination has always been playing a resources game, both with hand rip but also mana denial and card draw. Dark Ritual is trading resources for speed in a deck that wants to win the resources game. It just doesn't make sense here.

>>95979230
You have to search !crusade now or browse whatever set the card was printed in. And you'd better download all the images you want now, because eventually you won't even be able to do that.

>>95983224
your tokens have the wrong mana value

>>95983207
I suppose in case they pump up then you Into the Flood Maw them after they spend it all in response

>>95983260
they're only playing twinmaw in mono red decks not izzet
I am 95% sure the pro who started it expected to need to kill sheoldreds and preachers

>>95981926
Sorry, sweaty, you need to be attacking AT ALL TIMES.

>>95982619
Nigger please, we already know every JotC employee that isn't a kike is white. White upper class libs are the most NIMBY kikes alive.

>>95983279
>>95983260
it's to kill magebanes

>>95983364
If your opponent plays a plated seastrider you don't dedicate 4 maindeck slots to countering it, you just appreciate they are playing with the handicap of a 56 card deck as you attack in and kill them

>>95983403
we get it, you suck at magic

>>95983464
its a 1/4 that deals 1 damage to you when you cast one of the 12 non-creature spells in your deck. Maybe it deals 3 damage if you cast both an opera love song and monstrous rage in the same turn
You know theres a reason RDW is the one PLAYING magebane lizard?
If a symmetric ability threatened you, you wouldn't be playing it

>>95983480
*yawn* yeah yeah, post your pro tour tops now?

>>95983501
Do you really need it explained to you that a creature based deck is running magebane lizard to counter prowess and omniscience, which cast a bunch of non-creature spells per turn?
Against aggro its just a 1/4 blocker

Gentlemen... It just keeps going up!

announcement when?

>>95983652
3~4 hours from now

>reprint Deathrite Shaman in Standard

There I fixed the format

Insider here.
Be ready for No Changes.

>>95983634
I mean yeah, if you keep renaming decks like pixie bounce to aggro, sure
what the hell even is azor aggro? oculus reanimator?

>>95983634
HOT!
SWELTERING!
AGGRO!
SUMMER!
Put on your sunglasses, get your sangria and hotdogs for a 180 minute pro tour and to the beach to get some shawties.

I've told you before
If you're going to fix standard by printing a card, the ONLY cards in the history of magic that could even do anything on their own are

>Moment's Peace
>Ensnaring Bridge
>Maze of Ith
>Solitude
>Swords to Plowshares
>The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale (lmao)

>>95983718
They should print GOOD tabernacle, which works like tabernacle except it's for every creature.
And isn't legendary.
Also etb tapped, still can't make mana.

Are they gonna ignore Slickshot? If the mouse or the bear gets banned it's gonna be the next red thing

>>95983731
>>95983731
>>95983731

>>95983718
>>Solitude
kys MH nigger

>>95983740
Face it, its one of the only answers to degenerate aggro decks ever printed

>>95983756
cringe

>>95983053
you ain't gonna do shit but keep crying on social media little man

>>95979530

*Plots Slickshot Show-Off*
FIVE MORE YEARS