>>96397023
>oy vey, it's just like the ovens i was trapped in years ago. wadduya mean i'm not old enough for that? shut up and check out my new one mana cost 20/20 creature with infect, unblockable, hexproof, indestructible, and haste i just made! it's colorless and you can pay 2 life to play it instead of mana too! what do you mean balance? fuck you that's why.

>>96322493
>mfw both the balance team and design team are me

>>96002581
They're going to ramp up the subversion factor in their art even more.

>>95973804
*rubs hands
Standard is FLOURISHING. The healthiest its ever been. You must just be bad at MTG. Make sure to buy the new Sonic secret Lair while you're at it.