White Schizzy Appreciation Edition

>Bans (New)
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-june-30-2025

>News
The 2025 MagicCon and Pro Tour Schedule:
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>Spoilers
http://www.magicspoiler.com/
https://mythicspoiler.com/

CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES
>Current meta, complete with deck lists
https://www.mtgtop8.com/
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/
>Build and share casual decks
https://deckstats.net/
https://tappedout.net/

CUBE RESOURCES
>Build and share Cubes
https://cubecobra.com/landing

CARD RESOURCES
>Search engines
https://scryfall.com/
https://mtg.wtf/
>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://www.makeplayingcards.com/
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM
>Play online for free
https://untap.in/
https://dr4ft.info/

>What is EDH?
https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1

>WotC's War Crimes
https://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)
https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)

>Previously
>>95995708

>TQ
What was the last white card banned in Standard and why is it 2025?

>standar is back to stalling niggers hiding behind Sheoldred again

>>96000687
Magic Arena babies got what they wanted. 45 minutes for a single game and the only two viable decks are Dimir Midrange with Kaito and Golgari Midrange with Sheold.
Lol, lmao even, look what you did to yourselves.

I'm so glad this trash died.

>>96000737
Magic arena babies want 2 minute long games they can play on their phone, what are you even talking about.

>>96000749
If you think Standard is going to become a better game after the Cutter bans, I have news for you

>>96000737
wat

arena games are short as shit

>>96000737
Sounds like you just need to play a better deck than those two.

>>96000911
Believe it or not, Tezz is going to break standard apart and will require an emergency ban. No point in building a new deck between now and EOE.

bros...

>TQ
Abuelo was banned because, in spite of being in the format for over a year with no problems before Foundations was released, instead of acknowledging that OMNISCIENCE was the problem and because JotC hates White cards and White people, it decided to ban Abuelo as the scapegoat card rather than omniscience which was the real problem.

>>96000923
>Enters tapped.
>12+
>1B, T, Pay 2 life:
>Activate only as a sorcery.
I bet it's mythic.

>>96000929
I mean it says it right there that it is

Whiteschizo has ascended to total hero of truth status.
WotC banning Abuelo's instead of Omni is just proof that WotC hates white, and takes any opportunity to ban a white card from any format they can take, even when the non-white card is the problem.

Abuelo's wasn't even a real white card. It was Fake White. So there's still no White bans.

>>96000927
Wouldn't it be funny if they had to go back and ban Omni anyway because the combo is just a turn slower without Abuelo's?

>>96000958
Being a full turn slower is a killer for a combo deck.

>>96000942
>>96000956
Stop this pathetic retard

>>96000958
>Wouldn't it be funny if they had to go back and ban Omni anyway because the combo is just a turn slower without Abuelo's?
It's one turn slower, in an environment without killer aggro anymore, so that slower combo is in a meta that doesn't demand it to be fast anymore.
And it's not like Builder's Talent and Yuna are bad cards in their own right.

we get it wotc you want this nigger to be playable to make timmy feel smart, no need to be so on the nose about it

>>96000978
I'll stop when a real White card gets banned or a real White deck is playable.
>B-but Tokens!
Textbook definition Fake White

>>96000942
Praising yourself is pretty sad bro

>>96001001
You'll soon realize that the truth has more than one proponent.

>>96000991
Being a turn slower means other decks have another turn to find an answer, which is the difference between a good combo and a mediocre combo.

Non-Schizophrenic thread
>>96001022
>>96001022
>>96001022
Migrate

>>96000966
You might be surprised how long games are going to go in the absence of Mountains

>>96000966
Not necessarily for a control-combo deck like Omni. It's slow to begin with.

>>96001031
Hasbro is paying a lot of money for these shills. Please don't make their efforts in vain.

>>96001031
>AIEEE NO DON'T POINT OUT A WHITE CARD GOT BANNED!!! FOCUS MORE ON CONSUMING NEW CARDS!!!

>>96001133
The saddest thing is you can tell almost every single post in that thread is from the same person. Literal Schizo behavior

>>96000995
Elaborate anon, that card is new to me

>>96000923
Its a bad, uninteresting card

>>96000687
>>96000737
The only people who like aggro metas are retards and underage timmies
Which flavor of chimp are you?

>>96001154
it's just clear synergy with this new station bullshit due to his big undercosted power

>>96001191
I'm picrel anon-kun

>>96000995
Best part is it won't be

>>96001211
The best part is that Tezz is going to be so broken they will emergency ban him in less than 60 days.

>>96001149
>Makes delusional paranoid claim
>Claims other people are schizo
lmao

>>96001031
>Shills trying to split the thread AGAIN
For fuck sake, fuck off.

>Claim Standard is flourishing
>Go on to ban six cards that were in the format when you made the claim that Standard is flourishing.

What did they mean by this?

>>96001883
sometimes you gotta flourish something so it can flourish even harder

>>96001922
STANDARD IS FLOURISHING, AND WILL CONTINUE TO FLOURISH FOR 1000 YEARS!

>>96001791
They have to try anon. Hasbro is hemorrhaging money and Magic is one of their only profitable IPs. Heaven forbid people express criticism of a company killing the game they enjoy.

Seriously though, are they just going to brush off the fact that they brazenly claimed Standard was great then immediately after went on to ban the entire format that was present at the time of said claim?

>>96002051
Remember them saying Modern has the tools to deal with Nadu only for it to start assraping the format even harder once people realized it was better to do an even longer, more nondeterministic line that cut Thoracle for Endurance?
Remember them saying there was no single The One Ring deck?

>>96002071
>Remember them saying there was no single The One Ring deck?
I mean, it was a factual statement. There were twelve The One Ring decks. Very important distinction.

Angels players are fat niggers, rope them every turn, they deserve it

>>96002051
YOU VILL PLAY THE FINAL FANTASY© CARDS

>>96002158

oh boy
TWO new named artifact tokens
i can't wait

>>96002209
BUT WAIT, ONE OF THEM RAMPS AND THE OTHER ONE, IT SHOCKS! IMAGINE THAT, RAMPING AND SHOCKING ON ARTIFACTS. WIZARDS DOES IT AGAIN, PREORDER EDGES OF ETERNITY© NOW!!!!!!!!

>>96002232
TRULY VISIONARY DESIGN!!!!

>>96000922
It took until a month into FIN to get the cutter ban and well over a year for the mouse ban.

>>96002247
>It took until a month into FIN to get the cutter ban and well over a year for the mouse ban.
Huh! Weird how they both happened at the same time as FIN...
Must be a coincidence.

>>96002286
It also just so happens they decided to ban Domain, Omni, and Bounce at the same time. Boy howdy, if I didn't know better, I would say they soft rotated the format to prop up FF singles prices....

>>96002310
>Boy howdy, if I didn't know better, I would say they soft rotated the format to prop up FF singles prices....
Glad we know better. Wouldn't want to be a conspiracy theorist about the motivations of soulless corporations.

>Even Commander's RC is admitting FIRE design assraped them to the point they just couldn't bother keeping up with all the broken shit printed every set

why we have 2 threads up
this is confusing

>>96002428
We have a brigade of retarded shills that split the thread every time the OP is criticising WotC.

>>96002333
when was this posted

>>96002428
This is the schizophrenic thread.
Leave before you catch the schizophrenia too.

>>96002617
>Splitting threads because you don't like the OP.
>Endlessly brigading the real thread.
Go away.

>>96002617
are the shizos in this room with us right now?

>>96002432
Believe it or not, they don't do it for free

>>96002665
If you weren't a schizo before, you've got to be one now that Omni is the top deck

>>96002744
Yeah. They probably do.

>>96002927
>Don't ban Omni
>Ban around Omni
>Omni is a mythic in a set we designed specifically to be in Standard for 5 years, we would look like idiots if we banned a card from it.
>DO NOT BAN OMNI.
>DO. NOT. BAN. OMNI.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

I don't think people realize how oppressive Omni is going to be now that it doesn't have to maindeck 4x Temp Lockdown and a shitton of removal just to survive.

But they'll see. Oh yes, they'll see.

>>96002927
>>96003141
I was an omni player before the bans and I'm happy the deck is still good, I'm worried about what we are supposed to do after repair and recharge rotates out next month

>>96003172
>I was an omni player before the bans and I'm happy the deck is still good, I'm worried about what we are supposed to do after repair and recharge rotates out next month
Builder's Talent seems like a not awful way to go, though it's much worse on the topdeck than a simple 5-mana get 'er done spell.

Campus Renovation might demand a switch of colors. You have options.

>>96003186
>Builder's Talent
don't like the idea of having to pay 8 mana at once or have to protect it early from cheap enchantment removal
>Campus Renovation
that's rotating, everything before WOE is not gonna be standard legal in a month
>You have options.
it doesn't feel like it, I'm looking at squirming emergence but it's a lot weaker to graveyard hate and the colors are completely wrong

>>96003198
I guess WotC's hope is just ban the wrong card, and pray rotation solves the problem so they can save face.
Despicable as always.

>>96003198
Squirming + Fang/Vanille would be an absolute shitpile of a meme deck.

>>96003198
lol, lmao even, do you even brew?

>>96003227
>endstep
I would really like to see what the rest of the deck looks like to make that work

>>96002927
Yup. Abuelo was never the problem. It was Omniscience, a blue card, all along. Fuck JotC and their anti-white policies.

>>96003198
There is a card in EOE that's essentially Repair and Recharge, we just don't know its mana cost yet.

I want to play sealed league, but I have no friends to play with.

>>96003259
>we just don't know its mana cost yet.
I, for one, can't wait for it to be CMC4 so I get to laugh my ass off.

It's probably a fucking Spacecraft with this as its ETB and Station 19+

Station being so blatantly only tested at all in casual Commander is crazy.
No human with a brain designing for real MTG would look at this mechanic, and think values of 10+ are anywhere in the realm of possibility.

>>96003259
>Ban Abuelo so that Omniscience is still ran and still will be ran after the current reanimator cycles
Almost like Abuelo wasn't the problem.

>>96003406
>Almost like Abuelo wasn't the problem.
57.6% winrate post-ban means it's now the best deck in the format.
We'll see if the meta adapts.
How can it adapt to cheating out unlimited free spells? I'unno.

>>96003405
Station 10+ is just hilarious. Like you could kill your opponent with that much power, but you're usuing it to make a flyer. Maybe the dumbest mechanic in decades. It would at least make a little sense if you could station on their turn so you could still block, but these are just baffling.

>>96003434
>Maybe the dumbest mechanic in decades.
Unironically yes. It's so shit lmao, I have a hard time even believing it's real like what the actual fuck were they thinking.
SORCERY SPEED. Like fuck man holy shit what the fuck.

>>96003405
>>96003434
It is an awful "solution" to the new player issue where they don't ever attack or know when to attack. Instead, they can tap their creatures to make number go up on a card they have in play! Wow!

>>96003439
>It is an awful "solution" to the new player issue where they don't ever attack or know when to attack. Instead, they can tap their creatures to make number go up on a card they have in play! Wow!
>opponent number go down
: (

>my number go up
: O

>>96003439
>Instead, they can tap their creatures to make number go up on a card they have in play! Wow!
Solve a problem for new players by inventing a brand new trap mechanic for new players to fall for. It's life gain but somehow even worse. Amazing design, right there.

>fire up Standard
>play a couple games as boardwipe tribal
>make opponents miserable
>go back to drafting
bans doing their job, I actually played

I'm gonna firebend so fucking hard bros

>>96003438
I guess you can station the turn you play a creature, which also plays well with the new evoke mechanic. It's still pretty insane though.

I have succeeded in getting my friends into MTG. A lot of them are super new to the game, but we’re gonna do an innistrad remastered draft this weekend. I have zero desire to pubstomp so I’ve been sending them info on drafting and just wanted your guys opinion on the set and what the best colors to run are.

>>96003434
rewards holding up blockers
or defenders (like that 3/3 Demon Wall)
these mechanics should be for limited anyways, we'll see how they play out there.

>>96003470
This is almost definitely what they intended for this mechanic. As I pointed out in the other thread, you can warp the eldrazi and blink it to crew the recent black planet immediately, in addition to the free leave trigger. Not sure if saccing that eldrazi for 7 cards is worth it, but you can do it if you want to.

>>96003470
>>96003548
It's a fucking convoluted rube goldberg machine and every part of it sucks ass and the payoff sucks ass too.
Total, utter, unfettered design failure.

Also, pretty big question:
Why the fuck are the ELDRAZI the ones doing the heavy lifting on your space stations?

>>96003479
>I have succeeded in getting my friends into MTG.
My guy is really out there gunning for the "most evil man in human history" award.

>>96003479
>I have succeeded in getting my friends into MTG
Woah there, Satan. What's next, stealing ice cream from babies?

>>96003479
you a bad man

>>96003469
no black mana?

>>96004896
Another generic sorcery speed
>sac creature/artifact to kill creature/nu type
Remember when the one-cost removal wasn't just JotC printing the same thing over and over again?

>>96004896
I like it, could be good in pauper despite being sorcery speed

Can't have efficient removal in the age of FIRE standard where every creature is designed to be a one-card combo! That's a tall ask! We can't have red babies complain about their one-mana cost power house being removed on the first turn! Bans only happen when it hurts sales for an overpriced singles sets in the same format.

>>96000860
It will continue to suck because they just admitted they forgot card accretion was a thing when they got rid of a 2 year rotation.

Until 2 year rotation comes back... there is no light at the end of the tunnel.

>>96004896
Spacecraft is a word... Fucking end it.

>>96005803
i'm fucking tired of this gacha event tier sets inventing random bullshit keywords to have it thematic, either go back to blocks to avoid this clusterfuck of new keywords or do like FF did and mix existing keywords like saga keywords to avoid creating "summon" keyword

Mono W wins another challenge + two other top8 finishes
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/7211620#paper
Mono W is legit a tier 1 deck right now

>>96006022
>its nothing but rares and mithycs
thank you FIRE very cool

I just a good list to play Vampires in standar that doesnt suck

I sure despise the hebraic hatred of beauty that posses JotC to turn women who look like this:

>>96006278
into literal cows

>>96006022
>Mono white
>Check inside
>Not a white deck
*Sigh*...
Another day, another bunch of Jewish tricks...

>>96006377
>creature produces red token with mobilize
>creature produces blue token on trigger
>colored artifact
>running artifact in the sideboard
Yup. Not white.

>>96006377
Its not easy being the white schizzy

>>96006434
>10 out of 25 lands arent plains
>Sunfall depicts a Greek (non-white)
>Overlord (non-white art plus non-white design)
Impressed someone would try to say this is mono white ngl.

>>96006183
There are some good vampires in standard. It's just not going to be good in the format of Sunspine and Nemesis.

>>96006500
>It's just not going to be good in the format of Sunspine and Nemesis.
Life Gain should not exist

>>96006004
b-but muh disguise is more flavorful than morph!
b-but muh initiative is more flavorful than venture!
b-but muh plot is more flavorful than foretell!

Episode 9 of EOE's story. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/edge-of-eternities-episode-9
>Starting 'Act 4' now, Haliya's keeping a sort of watch on Alph, thinking he might try to steal/damage the ship or use the artifact
>Alph's going through it, he's kind of manic, singing, dancing, drinking until he runs out of drink
>Sami and Tan are trying to fix the ship's fusion drive, to no avail
>Haliya's internally conflicted, she wants to just destroy the artifact, but that'd violate mallowmass, and if that were violated, she'd just kill everybody else and she doesn't wanna kill anybody right now
>Alph's POV, as Haliya calls for a meeting between the two of them
>Haliya basically says "Look, we need to reach some sort of accord, because we need to be assured neither of us will try to kill the other for the time being"
>Alph says "we seem to be doing alright", Haliya says it won't last, she's consulted the Sum and it's shown her the best option for her is to kill everybody on the ship, herself included, but she can't, and she asks why she didn't
>Alph wants to try and convert her to Monoism, but instead he just asks "Well, why didn't I take sekhar?"
>Haliya says it's because he's a coward, then asks if that means she's one too
>They get into an argument about faith and the nature of humanity, how humanity seems to trend towards selfishness, but Alph says that the current trends only came about because of many mistakes prior
>Haliya says that if they believe that, then why are they just giving up on the current world and wanting to make a new one
>Alph then goes "...We're just repeating other peoples' arguments aren't we", Haliya agrees
>Alph then continues, saying that what feels right to him is that he's trying to understand why he chose to live, and she's trying to understand why she wasn't killed
>Alph further says that, basically, sending people to die is wrong, for both their faiths, citing the dream he had of his sister burning forever after her Plummet

>>96007139
>Haliya says his faith must be fickle to change after a dream, Alph counters her's must be terrible if seeing a thousand Kav die can't change her faith
>There's an awkward silence, before she asks about the artifact and his relationship to it, and what else he can do
>Alph says if it works how they think, would he even KNOW he was doing anything?
>She says he would, because things would keep working out how he wanted, and asks if this is what he wanted, out in the middle of nowhere, drifting, waiting for something to happen
>He says it's a good break, if nothing else
>Then she says he seems to just be... Waiting for things to get better
>He counters that if the artifact gave him the easiest way out, she'd be dead
>She says if that happened, Vondam would've shot the ship down, so the artifact needed her alive for him to escape
>He doesn't have a counter there
>So he changes tack, asking what she's so afraid of if the artifact escapes
>Haliya says he's gonna bring it to Sothera, which would let him change everything
>He says he's got no plans of going to Sothera, and he angrily protests he's terrified of the Plummet, he's NOT going down there
>Haliya goes "Oh, so you're an apostate then, that's good", and further explains that in that case, she can argue he abandoned Monoism, so Slats was correct to grant him mercy, and thus she doesn't have to kill him
>She takes her helmet off and looks at it, saying it's not really her's anymore, because she also seems to have betrayed her faith, but questions if the artifact made her do that
>Alph says one of his faith's preachers would say she's gonna have to figure that out herself, then hands her a cleaning solution because he thought she might feel a bit gross in that armor after so long
>She starts to take her armor off to get to cleaning it, then tells him she doesn't want him to watch her take off her armor

I play this game for 5 years and still don't know how priority works.

>>96007185
>She tells him that where she came from, it was an eternal winter where people preyed on each other, hence why she's not fond of undressing around strangers, despite Summists usually being 'good' with that
>He just says "Oh, in that case, I definitely won't kill you when you take off your armor, so I'll go", she asks him if making that decision is that easy, if he won't do that, even if killing her is the right thing to do
>He says in the Next Eternity, that'd never be the right thing to do
>A bit more banter before Sami chimes in on the intercom, telling them the Metalman's here, and also don't call him the Metalman, he prefers Tezzeret
>Tezzeret enters in the most aura-farming way possible, piloting a black ship that moves purely by Tezz' own will, docking alongside the Seriema
>He immediately turns to Haliya and asks her, if she's wearing so much metal, how'd she earn it, she only says it's because she survived, he says that's a fine enough answer
>He then turns to Alph and asks if it's true, Alph immediately says "all of it", then Tezz presses, asking if he fled from all of it, Alph says yeah, he wanted to live, Tezz says good
>Then he turns to Tannuk, and remarks that despite being so far from Llanowar, it's interesting to see a Kavu, or obliquely so, then mentions that Tan seems afraid of himself
>Tan says he doesn't know what he's talking about and Tezz finally moves on to Sami
>Tezz floats about Sami with his own magic like a fuckhead, calling Sami generous, protector, charitable, then asking if they brought him his prize
>Sami says he didn't warm them what it could do, Tezz asks "And what CAN it do?"
>Sami explains it changes the past to suit its purposes, and the people on Sigma's Reach are all gone now
>Tezz says that, if Mm'menon is correct, those people are still alive, just elsewhere

>>96007239
>Haliya chimes in, saying that a different life denies them their life anyway, because they might well be entirely different people now, that it's a counterfeit
>Tezz laughs at that, wondering how she can call that so bad when their churches are going to war over something that'll happen in a hundred trillion years
>But, because of that, he LIKES it here
>Tezz moves to go to the cargo hold, but along the way he asks Alph about the Next Eternity, Tezz makes a cryptic remark about the voids being a tidal hollow
>Haliya, in the cargo hold, tells Tezz she can't let him take it
>Tezz says she'll let him take it where he wants it to go, but that's pointless until he knows where IT wants to go (the artifact is now named as the Endstone), because he intends the Endstone to choose him as its conduit
>Sami and Alph chime in that they both were chosen, briefly, but Tezz cuts them off, comparing the situation to the Mirari back on Dominaria, mistaking its granted power for the purpose it's for
>Tezz goes on further, elaborating he's not interested in paying the price of the Endstone, rather, he intends on SELLING it
>Haliya and Alph briefly bicker about the Endstone bringing forth an end, and then a 'new world after', but Tezz goes "This world is honestly fine, it could be SO much worse", proclaiming that never again will he serve, and the Endstone came to him because he, effectively, wants nothing from it
>He explains he wants to follow it back to its maker, to find out WHO made it, and why, because that'd be the strongest here, that'd be whoever would rule him, and he must know who he intends to defy
>He instructs Sami to deactivate the cask holding it, Haliya's about to jump into action and Tezzeret effortlessly makes her armor close in on her and tosses her aside
>The Endstone chimes in as the narrator again at this point, asking if we can do it a favour, Tezz is about to drop a crystal over a map of Sothera, and can we guide it to Uthros?

>Tezz floats about Sami with his own magic like a fuckhead, calling Sami generous, protector, charitable, then asking if they brought him his prize
Is Tezz asking if the whole group brought it or if Sami brought it? Asking since the improper use of "they" here makes it impossible to know. Pronouns that make it impossible to know exactly what is being asked are.... problematic.

>>96004896
Okay but why is his head so fucking tiny
Pinhead lookin ass wtf

>>96006278
>>96006284
Sure, people get fat.
But can they at least fucking keep it on-model? Holy fuck the face should at least remain the same.

>>96004896
>They specifically had to give the lands a different non-Spacecraft type (Planet) just so removal couldn't hit them
Holy fuck the design of this set is so fucking clumsy and incompetent.

>>96007286
>There's a bunch of choices, but only one agreeing, the rest are just bad ends of trying to send them elsewhere, none of which work out
>Notably, the narrator in them refers to the Endstone in third person, which maybe suggests this is actually a separate narrator
>Anyway, agreeing with the narrator carries things on, Tezz unravels a rag with writeable memory on it, and asks Sami how it works because he's not actually aware
>Some bickering ensues, Haliya asks he Tezz can fly a ship without knowing how to use one of these, but eventually Tezz unveils a map of Sothera, then drops the crystal as mentioned before, which points to near Uthros
>Sami points this out to him, Tezz asks what IS there, and Sami goes "Well, did you ever have anybody where you came from who kept charge of traffic?"
>Cut to POV of an insect-lady called Director Mantis, not her real name, talking to Checkmate, both somebody to argue against her and to be her second-in-command, a mechan
>They're talking about how much shit sucks on Kavaron after that whole kerfuffle
>Because it means the Sunstar Free Company violated its agreement with Pinnacle, which may mean full-scale war between the two faiths throughout Sothera instead of relatively contained ones
>Mantis herself is a Summist believer, though not a real member of any of their churches and now she has to report that whole war crime to Pinnacle
>She says to Checkmate the only real power they have against Sunstar right now is denying them use of the eternity column, but all that might do is create an endless stalemate
>They're on Infinite Guideline, the way out of Sothera to the rest of the Edge
>Checkmate alerts her to something odd in the image of the outside, a falsity
>That makes Mantis go "Oh fuck anything that can defeat Pinnacle's imaging tech like that is worth worrying about", thinking it's a Monoist warship
>Then she demands to see 'the prisoner', who... Turns out to be Vondam, somehow

>Mono-colored Taplands in the mythic slot
>Glorified sorceries as a main set mechanic that's also a complete anachronism to the identity of MTG.
>Broken ass Eldrazi (again)
>Hideous art direction.
More and more, this set looks like it's going to be total shit.

So Tezzerret is the bad guy again??

aggro bros what colors are we playing post-rotation?

>>96007412
The color of dead faggots.

Alchemy is essentially a kitchen-table format.
No one has any idea what's going on there, including the people who play it.

>>96007394
>Turns out he surrendered his ship to the Kav, on the condition he be delivered right to Infinite Guideline
>He's meditating or something, and Mantis asks what he's doing, he says he's talking to the sun
>More specifically, the sun within himself
>He then asks why she's contacting him, she says she believes a Monoist warship is nearby, Vondam only goes "Ah, they know"
>Mantis asks what they know, Vondam says that they must blockade Guideline off from anybody getting in or out, as the Summists must do too
>She asks why, he says because there's an artifact that neither side can permit the other to obtain
>He hints that there's some Summist spying going on, she goes "Oh fuck" and decides to immediately resign after ordering an audit of their surveillance and any changes made by Summists in the crew
>Checkmate acknowledges that, makes her its new Checkmate and is now Infinite Guideline
>She's a bit surprised but not upset by that
>It orders her to carry on her interrogation
>She asks Vondam what proportion of the Free Company's strength is coming to blockade Guideline, he says every bit they can spare, which is every ship not required to protect the Dawnsire
>The Monoists are moving similarly, of course, so they're in a stalemate
>Conversation shifts back to the artifact, she asks how he didn't retrieve it, he says he failed the Sum
>She asks if he'd kill ANYBODY he believed to be contaminated by the artifact, he says yes
>She asks if he'd destroy this station and himself to prevent it escaping Sothera, he says yes
>Then she asks him why he came here to begin with, to warn them or what?
>He says he came to stop a woman he failed, hopefully not by killing her, but he should have killed her already
>She asks why such a woman would come here, he explains it's because of the artifact, and knowing how she is, her only choice would be to try and flee the system, so she'll come here to steal Guideline's eternity drive

>Public Thoroughfare except it can tap any untapped permanents you control instead
Probably more versatile, but I didn't draft the detective set so I don't know for sure. Maybe it's just a dead pick.

>>96007505
pauper staple

>>96007521
Sadly, not.

>>96007488
>Mantis says that's ridiculously unlikely to work,
>Vondam says it'll happen because of the artifact, and says now she sees why they were trying so hard to find it
>Cut back to the Seriema, drifting on a different course thanks to Tezzeret giving them a push, nearby a Free Company radar which they're JUST out of the range of
>And just as they get close to it, the radar shuts off
>It's been a few days since, apparently, and things have gone to shit and war's become commonplace to see, so a Monoist probably did that
>Sami's headed towards Guideline, of course
>Tezz DID promise rescue would be there soon, but Sami's not holding out hope
>Tan arrives, and Sami asks him if he ever used the Endstone, because Tan's seemed a bit cagey about some things
>Sami says they DO trust him if he's lying, as long as it's a lie for a good reason, not one where he has to get hurt so Sami stays safe
>Tan says it IS that kind of lie, but it's too late now
>Tan then asks about Sami's plan, and Sami has a different plan than Tezz proposed, which was to brute force their way in with the Endstone
>Sami has a better plan that doesn't require the Endstone
>Sami's plan is to ask for help, requesting Pinnacle's aid via a message to Infinite Guideline
>Haliya will signal the Free Company for help in escaping the Monoists, Alph will signal the Monoists for help against the Free Company
>And when they get close to Guideline, they'll be under EVERYBODY'S protection, and they'll use that to steal one of the warp ferries to get the fuck out of there
>Sami's utterly confident in this plan working, but... They feel Mirri's still here, in Sothera, and how can they leave without having found her?
>Tan says he's had something he's wanted to say for years, asking if now's the time to say it, Sami says yeah it probably is

I'm tempted to piss away money on an innistrad remastered booster box... I dont even know why

You, yes, YOU!!
Are you WHITE? Do you think you belong in AGARTHA? You believe yourself to be a NEANDERTHAL? A true SNOW DWELLER?
Really? You sure?
Pilot a white deck to a 5-0.

And I mean a REAL white deck buddy, not some "white" bullshit.
>All cards must be old bordered
>All cards must include at least 1 white pip
>No card may have more non-white pips than white pips
>No cards may depict a non-white
>No card may be drawn by a non-white artist
>No card except lands may be colorless
>More than half your lands MUST be basic plains
>No non-white formats (P*uper)
>Combo is non-white
>If you have to ask, they aren't white

white = white-bordered.
simple as.

>>96007567
>Tan tells Sami that they know Mirri's probably fine, she probably weftwalked to another ship, with another crew, one that she's happy with, and she's probably happy wherever she ended up after
>Sami says they KNOW all that, but... She's THEIR cat, and how so many people find this silly, but people wouldn't have found it silly if it were their sister, mother, wife, friend, old war comrade, even just a random stranger they fell in love with at first sight
>Sami's upset that people think this isn't a worthwhile chase because people don't view Mirri as a person, she's 'just a cat', and even if they're RIGHT and a cat is lesser than a person, so what, are humans lesser than the Drix, or gods, if there are any?
>Even if Mirri's lesser than Sami, Sami wants to treat Mirri the way they'd want to be treated by a god
>Tan goes "...Alright, fair"
>Tan then asks if they're truly willing to leave the system behind then, and Sami goes "we can come back", Tan says "don't kid yourself, they'll be searching for us here forever", though as he's explaining thing, he comes up with an idea that might work, of burying the Seriema inside another ship and using it to get through
>Sami says they're NOT leaving Mirri behind, they will come back for her, Tan asks if they really believe that, Sami says they do, so Tan says "Okay, then I do too"
>Cut to Alph and Haliya, talking
>Haliya's taken her armor off to inspect it after what Tezz did to it, because she can't fathom what he just did to it
>Then, sort of out of nowhere, she asks Alph if they eat each other on Susur Secundi, what DO they eat, because there's no life there
>He jokes they cook them on a barbeque, then asks if she's gonna deflect forever, after he said she wasn't the weak link
>She responds to that, saying she's not, lying, she's going to report to the Free Company... But first she has to stop the Endstone going where it wants

>https://www.mtgtop8.com/event?e=70154&f=PREM
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Come back to Premodern, /tg/.
Come back home...

>>96007627
>Alph asks if that's just because it's her duty that she's ALREADY derelicted, she says it's because if they just do what the stone wants, what are THEY?
>Alph retorts that this is the sort of logic Vondam must've used, saying that the stone wanted him to show mercy, so he did not
>Alph saying Vondam's name is nearly enough to make Haliya move to crush his throat there and then
>They argue some more about how she was trained to kill, how that's what the Summists seem to be best at, she argues she didn't kill HIM
>He says maybe she did, maybe she killed Sami and Tan (which she did), and the Endstone made her show mercy instead
>She said she was protected, he's like "Oh, so you were so certain", then asks if she hates this, hates not knowing if she's herself, or the version of her that's useful to the Endstone
>Then she asks him why HE wants to get rid of it, since it seems to like him so much
>He doesn't, he answers. He wants to use it so his sister never took the Plummet, but he can't, because he can't use it to change anything that resulted in them not ending up on the Seriema
>Haliya says SHE could change things with it, so they're all dead and she's still there waiting for Vondam to arrive and take it
>But he says she wouldn't because the Endstone's her enemy, so she can't use it
>She then asks, broadly speaking, what you do with a magic rock that grants wishes but might have been made with sinister intent
>Alph says you make as many wishes as you can to put the world towards a better end
>Haliya asks if that's how childhood stories are for his faith
>He says of course, EVERYTHING has an agenda out here, then says you can advance your own cause while working alongside somebody else's, her cause, his cause, the rock's cause, she can try to make them fit together, then implores her to figure it out

>>96007192
it's like a talking pillow in an AA group meet

>>96007651
>Webcam
lol, just lol.

>>96007705
Obvious WotC shill trying to discourage people from migrating to a retro format.

>>96007710
>No MTGO presence
>Unironically expects to buy the cards
>Unironically recommends buying gold bordered turds
>Unsanctioned
Lol, just fucking lol.

>>96007720
>it's not officially sanctioned by JotC reeeeeeeee

>>96007729
I'd explain to you why you are retarded, then I realise you are likely both ESL and brown.

>>96007677
>There's some more bickering, then he goes "Maybe we need a consistent moral compass, one the Endstone can't change, maybe something based on an old story", then asks if she has a favourite character, she says Vondam, he asks if there's ANYBODY else
>She doesn't know, she wonders if the Endstone made her disinterested in stories, he fires back that she clearly is, because she just asked about what people do in stories with a magic rock, then asks how long it's been since she's slept
>It's been days, he says "yeah, same", then they briefly bond over missing their homes, but there's no going back now
>Back to Sami, Tan and Tezz in the cockpit, seeing a ship appear nearby
>It's a sort of bubble ship, made of supercooled helium, and Tezz finds it fascinating
>It's an Illvoi ship, clearly, which approaches them and extends the bubble around the ship, then mechans swarm from out of the bubble to fix the Seriema up
>An illvoi comes aboard too, Mm'menon, finally in the jellyfish-flesh
>Sami thinks they're polite as they invite Mm'menon in, but then they immediately begin insulting the ship, then addresses Tezz, saying he sent Sami with a crew of six after the artifact
>Sami goes "hold on, SIX, does that mean four of my crew were vanished by the Endstone?"
>Mm'menon goes "If they were vanished, they weren't important", then clarifies they just named the minimum crew required to run the ship, and that they seem to be two short regardless
>Tan says they're four short, because Alph and Haliya are... Alph says advisers, Haliya says hostages, Mm'menon says they're accomplices then
>Tezz says Mm'menon alerted him to the Endstone's existence, they say Tezz was the first who listened, they deduced a causality manipulator had to exist somewhere
>Alph says the Endstone, they only laugh at that, saying it's just one of many such anomalies
>Haliya says that she thought it was made by INEVITA, by the end of time to bring about the end

>>96007731
Shalom.

>>96007731
Shalom.

https://www.tcdecks.net/format.php?format=Premodern

>Please saar play premodern saar many players saaar!!!

That guy is actually always so anally devastated about premodern it's hilarious.
His stupid rage alone is worth spamming these threads with premodern stuff.
Go on, dude, call me brown again, lol.
Post the Brazil reddit screenshot again, lol.
Lmao.

>>96007763
>Grand majority of tournaments in third world countries
>Barely anything above 20 players
Lmao, as soon as you remove the shill veil the entire format shatters.

>>96007770

>>96007763
HAHAHAHA and some people want to gaslight people into playing this...

>>96007783
Remember the golden 4chan rule, the more something gets shilled (ritual posting, etc...) the worse it fucking is.
Remember most premodern tournaments also expect you to piggy up for actual cards for a format that isn't sanctioned.
Remember that "premodern is super duper good+1" but it has zero meaningful presence in MTGO for "some reason".

>>96007783
>>96007801
>nooo don't play with your old cards buy the new cards you stupid goyim

>>96007734
>They say, no, there's no inevitable end of time, only highly probably outcomes
>Mm'menon is interested in the past, because the present is fixed and true such as it is but there's probable pasts that can be changed
>Alph and Haliya bicker about faith a bit before Tezz tells them to shut the fuck up
>Tezz explains they're gonna leave the system,, Mm'menon's ship will boost the Seriema towards Guideline
>After some more arguments, Sami asks about Tezz's own ship, why aren't they using that, Tezz says it's out of the question, Sami summises it's because he's saving it in case the rest of them die, Tezz says of course
>A bit later, Tezz and Sami are arguing that Haliya won't co-operate without her help, so either Sami gets her to help, or Tezz makes her, and Sami snaps that that, saying that they HAVE to protect their guests on their ship
>Sami says that if Tezz does anything to hurt her, they'll blow up this entire ship if they have to, because mallowmass is sacred, but Tezz scoffs at that and urges them to hurry on
>Sami then explains the heist plan to Alph and Haliya, with the request aids and all that
>They ask if everybody's agreed on this, and the rest all agree, and Haliya's agreement surprises them
>She says she doesn't know WHAT to do, but her NEXT duty would be to return to Vondam and make her report, and in pursuit of that she'll cooperate
>Sami's not convinced, because they need a better reason to trust her than "trust me"
>Haliya then says she's been watching the recordings of what happened to the Kav, and ultimately she says she doesn't wanna be somebody who kills innocents in their homes, nor does she want to turn into somebody who does that
>She doesn't know what'll happen to the Endstone, and cuts herself off mid-traumadump then glares at Alph like this is his fault somehow
>Sami says "Well, it might be CORRECT to give up on the cat, but there's no way it's just RIGHT"

>>96007814
Damn zero arguments.
You really have low functioning aspergers huh?
The thread's little aspie.

>>96007820
>Then Sami turns to Alph, asking if he's sure about getting rid of it, and he just says he wants to live, and the stone seems to have helped so far, so he'll go along with it
>Then everybody turns to Tannuk
>Tan says he has no choice, the rock terrifies him, and if the only way to be rid of it is to give it what it wants, he'll go along with it
Okay finally why was the episode so fucking long compared to every other one.

>>96007829
You are in fact a retard. Last (You) for your asshole.

>>96007829
Do you have an argument?

>>96007763
Do the needful and play premodern saar

>>96007837
Yes, which you never respond to because of your crippling asperger syndrome.
We get it, change is scawy and everyone should be like you playing with your old cards that everyone owns, because lil aspie owns them.
Premodern will continue to be a dead meme format for side events with the second most obnoxious playerbase thanks to retards like (you), in fact, the more you post about premodern the less I want to play it.

>>96007847
>1 person is uninterested but also tismically obsessed
lol ok
we will continue posting about it.

>"We"
>One ritual poster that gets shat on all the time

>>96007861
You forgot
>Everyone who disagrees with me is the same person!!
Likely a brown retard.

Great thread, guys.

>>96007871
Typical JotC shill behavior, really.

I can't wait for the Naruto and Super Mario Bros. expansions.

>>96007875
alright mister smarty pants, tell us about what decks you've been working on

>>96007651
It's interesting how balanced the format is. On top of that, FIN singles are not allowed so Nosewater shills are instantly going to reject it.

>>96007889
I only play premodern.

>>96007861
It's really telling how the premodern hater likes to pretend the entire thread is behind him whenever he's sperging out.

>>96007898
Ah, sorry forgot premodern has no innovation, since y'know.

>>96007938
>I can't innovate unless JotC prints new powercrept slopcards
lel

>>96007945
So you are going to post your deck then?

>>96007950
deck?

>>96007950
Fuck you JotC shill.

Personally, I'm enjoying the thread get filled with premoden slop so it can hit the bump limit and then I'll remake it with the exact same OP.

There's also a side-story, the final one. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/edge-of-eternities-the-wefthunter
>We're at a place called Cail Station
>Ghan, a Drix, is visiting the place, searching for something
>The place screams at his instincts to run, instincts born from when the Drix first went out into space and discovered the universe at war (between the Fomori and Eldrazi I believe)
>Ghan has more reason than most Drix to hate the Eldrazi, apparently, though this isn't elaborated on
>He finds signs of damage, both physical and in the weft, which suggests something like Eldrazi corruption, and he has no real answer as to how that happened
>Far as he can tell, whatever made the damage is long gone, but the damage itself makes him uneasy
>So he opens a communication line to somebody called Jadnis, who's a consultant working for Pinnacle in one of their archives
>Jadnis goes "what the hell it's been weeks", Ghan says he needs a favour
>He asks Jadnis to search the archives for Cail Station's records, to see if there's anything about new methods of travel or something that could have caused the damage he's seeing
>Jadnis agrees, then she says that in the meantime, he should go to Andenstalay, where something similar happened a couple days ago
>He's off, weftwalking there in a moment
>Andenstalay, unlike Cail, is a place he's been to before, though long, long ago when it was just a waypoint
>That said, it doesn't seem to be that different now, and as he arrives, that same sense he got from Cail is there too, but it seems stronger this time
>His senses guide him to a space elevator, and the cargo around it, but he can't find anything odd about them
>Then a human woman accosts him for messing with the cargo, a worker with the cargo
>And his senses go WILD when he looks at her, she's the source of whatever this all is
>He points his seam-ripper at her, but hesitates, because while she might be a protobeing, she doesn't QUITE fit the profile

>Check thread
>Premodern aspie still full meltdown
>So much of a brown aspie ESL he can't even tell when posts are shitting on him

>>96007967
Will you also fight against the hordes of people thinking white passing cards are actually white again Mr. Pure White?

>>96007950
>\share your deck so that we can reprint its cards with ugly lesbians in the art
lol no

>dead thread despite new set coming out
lol

>>96008005
I read all the store summaries.

>>96008022
I don't, I haven't, and I will never, engage with the actual lore of the game. Instead I make up the lore when I read the card flavour text between turns.

I have played this game since time spiral, btw.

>>96007970
>So he says he just wants to talk, she says no and runs
>Ghan, naturally, chases
>She knows the place better than him, but he has weftwalking, so she's pretty quickly chased down
>She climbs a fence to get away, he keeps chasing, and then she gets on a monorail and is out of his grasp until he makes another weftwalk, but he fucks it up and nearly dies
>But then the woman, Kesori, helps him up, and asks quite simply whe he didn't kill her, he says he's not really in that business
>He demands she give him whatever artifact she has, she refuses, then pulls the artifact out, a weird gnarled thing, glowing, that causes Ghan pain just to look at
>She speaks something into it and a singularity pops out of it, wraps around her, and there's basically an implosion of space as she's warped away, knocking the monorail sideways
>He internally notes that Kesori may be the only person in the universe to be able to pierce space and time now, with that artifact which he seems to recognise
>Later, Ghan's at Jadnis' office, tumbling in from a weftwalk and looking like shit
>They briefly reminisce on somebody named Sorothir that Ghan's mentioned in his narration sometime, but Ghan says he's there for info
>She agrees, but only if he at least drinks some of the tea she's got, a sort of remedy tea that her mother swore by
>It won't actually hurt his physical injuries, but it might fix some fungal infections or whatever
>Ghan then gets to the archives, searching for Errit, which Kesori mentioned, which doesn't help because there's a lot of places and people called that across all of Pinnacle
>He narrows it down to searches related to Cail, which helps, and he finds, eventually, a death record
>Basically, it turns out there was a botched evacuation, prioritising equipment over life
>Errit was Kesori's sister
>Ghan goes "After I get the artifact, I'm gonna find the owners of that station and give them what for"

>>96007971
>Will you also fight against the hordes of people thinking white passing cards are actually white again Mr. Pure White?
yes, now let me explain why Abuelo's died for Omni's sins so it is really a blue ban, for the 15th time this week

>>96008022
This i really appreciate summaries anon work

>>96008042
>yes, now let me explain why Abuelo's died for Omni's sins so it is really a blue ban, for the 15th time this week
!6th, actually.
And it will be repeated until the shills admit that it is a FACT.

>>96008055
>>96008042
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/archetype/standard-mono-white-token-control-dmu#paper

>White schizo will keep splitting threads
LOL

>>96008060
Perhaps we should have one thread for each color

>>96008065
idk I think making a black thread in /tg/ will result in a ban.
Also we can't make red threads, this is a blue board...

White is still good in premordern, by the way...
>Swords to Plowshares
>Wrath of God
>Rebels
>CRUSADE
>and more

>>96008060
I will report every single thread with this OP. This is offtopic, not Magic.

>>96008084
JotC the Wokening is off topic. Premodern is real Magic.

>>96008031
That's fine, but why are you here, then?

>>96008033
>Jadnis goes "No, that's not your job. You're supposed to be dealing with Eldrazi-related things", and says that he doesn't have to do everything alone, HER job is to deal with people after all
>And Sorothir was her friend, too
>Sorothir is Ghan's dead boyfriend, apparently
>Ghan's weftwalking eventually pulls him towards a place called Ssata in search of Kesori
>He appears right in front of her inside of an apartment, her hand on the door
>She looks lessened somehow, and she asks him if this is before or after the monorail
>He says after, then asks her how she got her hands on the artifact
>She just says nobody notices elevator attendants handling luggage, and it seemed to... Call her when she was near it
>He says people died because of what she did, more have been hurt, and says he doesn't think she can use it safely, no human could
>She asks if he could, a Drix, and he says yes
>She says it chose HER, not him, and gets angry again, then says Errit deserved better, saying this apartment was her's, and maybe she can bring her back now
>She raises the artifact again, Ghan tries to get her to stop, but she carries on regardless
>He makes a small weftwalk to try and get to her and grab it before, but that weftwalk only saves him from what happens
>Because there's now a gaping hole where the apartment was
>And Kesori's lying on the ground, dead or unconscious, but broken either way
>He kicks the artifact out of her hands, then the roof falls on him
>His weftwalking seam-ripper falls out of his grasp
>So he can only grab at the artifact instead
>It can also be used to weftwalk, albeit in a way that feels incredibly wrong to him
>So he does just that
>As he uses it, he reaches for the past, but also feels something within the weft trying to reach out to him as he does so, obviously the Eldrazi
>He manages to power through the temptations enough to change course, going through the past of Ssata, seeing Kesori and Errit growing up

>>96008084
Looks like you have a lot of reports to make anon. I'm going to be making this thread with this OP all weekend.

>>96008099
I play the game?
Oh. Yeah no sorry I forgot nobody here actually plays the game you just cry about the story and try to gaslight people into your pretend formats.

>>96008099
To shill for Lord Nosewater, of course.

>>96003234
It would look like this in execution, you just give your spells flash with valley floodcaller

>>96007898
Whatcha playing pal?

>>96008110
Can you stop posting Jewstone screenshots please?

>>96008100
>It would take too much of his life to make the jump there to stop this all from ever having happened, though
>Then he gets another idea, to try and fix a more recent past, the person HE lost
>But he resists that temptation too
>Instead he goes to just before Kesori first used the artifact, on Andenstalay, his and her artifacts merging together as they meet
>He says Errit wouldn't want this, she asks how he knows that
>He doesn't answer, he just gets shunted back to the present
>The apartment is now intact once again, so he grabs the artifact, opens a proper weftwalk portal, sticks the artifact in halfway and lets the portal close, destroying it
>He lays down for a bit before contacting Jadnis, who in this timeline seems to have taken on Kesori as an assistant
>And then Jadnis warns him of ANOTHER protobeing, a Kav called Tannuk

>>96008114
>JotC wants you to replace this amazing piece of art with a random frog

>>96008114
I'm really enjoying playing a reanimator deck right now.
Chances are I'm going to take it to an upcoming tournament next month.
I'll probably lose to some stupid shit like Oath Ponza or Stiflenought though.

>>96008142
And they butchered art in the pyschatog reprint. No more happy dino man. Only some cringe abomination in the reprint and some FIRE design frog.
>>96008148
Very nice. Stiflenought is kinda a pushover though, especially with enough discard. I've played both the reanimator variant of Psychatog and the standard type of psychatog against it. It really has a hard time when you have almost as many counters as it and discard+removal on top of it.

>>96008191
Good thing this only exists on MTGO where I'll never see it.
How come WotC is so embarrassed about its old aesthetic?

>>96008191
It's true that Stiflenought struggles against a heavy discard deck and I can see it losing to a Psychatog deck very fairly, same against a Stasis deck and so on.
My reanimator deck though, only runs 4 Cabal Therapy in the main when it comes to discard since it's heavily focused on the reanimator combo.
I do sideboard 3 Snuff Out, 3 Defense Grid and 3 Powder Keg against the Stiflenought deck but it's still a rough match if he counters my shit and gets his combo out first.
Reanimator is a really fun deck to play though.

>>96008221
I wouldn't call them embarrassed as much as I'd say they're using "retroframed" as a marketing gimmick much like they did with the FINcuck special art cards.

>>96008235
>retro frame with shitty modern art
it's a definite improvement over the usual but still why should I care?

>>96008247
You shouldn't. You shouldn't buy demasters whether they're music files, video games, or trading cards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE13sImpMM8
>this list got first place at back to back standard challenge events
Where's whiteshizo?

>>96008399
FAKE WHITE CARDS

Non schizo thread with leaked card.
>>96008403
>>96008403
>>96008403

>>96008422
Absolutely seething whiteschizo

>>96008422
we don't do this here

>>96000687
It will get worse before it gets better

>>96008422
They should reprint this lil guy

>>96009194
or this one

>Shills split the thread twice
So, why are the thread splitters not being pruned again?

>>96009285
maybe you should apply to be a jannie, anon?

>Don't ban Omni
>Print more support for Omni
oh boy I can't wait for the greaaaaat format that's about to hit.

>>96009301
I'm back to boycotting Hasbro. They said Standard cards would be around for three years, then banned anything worth playing this week. I'm not here for the Omni meta and fuck the B&R team for not banning the real problem card in that deck.

>>96009367
>I'm back to boycotting Hasbro. They said Standard cards would be around for three years, then banned anything worth playing this week. I'm not here for the Omni meta and fuck the B&R team for not banning the real problem card in that deck.
Remember that saving face and LOOKING competent is more important than actually being competent to these people.

You can't ban a card from Foundations because Foundations was specifically designed as a set to stay in Standard ad infinitum. If you have to ban a card from it, you look like an idiot. And you just can't do that! Looking like an idiot is worse tan being an idiot, to narcissists.

Same goes for Lurrus in Vintage. The card is absolutely shitting up the entire format, to the point where Vintage is basically just "Lurrus supported by the Power 9." and yet they go on to declare that Vintage players are "exploring the deckbuilding restrictions that Lurrus places" like motherfucker, WHAT!?

Narcissists care more about looking good than being good. MTG and how its formats are curated is a perfect case study in this behavior. Pauper is the only format curated by someone who isn't a narcissist.

>>96009367
>back to boycotting
You never started.

>>96009383
>Thread splitting shills continue to desperately fixate on the real thread so they can make snappy Marvel quips.
Pathetic, really.

>>96009402
>greentext capitalizer
You're brown lol

>>96009415
>Greentext Capitalizer
>You're Brown Lol
Now THIS is a botpost!

>>96009402
sensible chuckle

>>96009402
>For these reasons, Abuelo's Awakening is banned.
t. picrel

It's really extremely lame that the "combo deck we want in the format" WotC chose to give plot armor was fucking Omni reanimate.
I don't think I can name a "combo" deck more boring than that shit. It doesn't even have even one interesting step to teh combo. It's just "Step 1: Get Omni on the battlefield" and there are no other steps.

These people suck. They suck at game design. These people fucking suck at their jobs.

>>96009482
>his feelings were so hurt that he went out of his way to capitalize all that

>>96009657
It's a joke, bot-kun.
At your expense.

>>96009612
>These people suck. They suck at game design. These people fucking suck at their jobs.
Congratulations, you've finally realized something that everyone else realized around the time WAR and MH1 came out.

>>96009681
This. I'm done. Wizards design team is cooked.

>>96009665
>it's just a joke
The cry of the unfunny.

>>96009744
>I didn't laugh!
The cry of the uncultured.

Well it looks like we're at an impass here.

>>96009768
Whiteschizo won and he wasn't even here...

>>96009750
>no u
We already know you're brown.

>>96009826
They hated him because he told the truth

>>96009909
I kneel........

>>96008422
But I like it here

>Set has a lot of strong rares and mythics based on leaks
>Haven't seen any green rares yet
I wanna have faith the eumidians will be just as strong, but the draft chaff I saw the other day has me worried.

>>96000664 (OP)
Why didn't this card get banned back then?

>>96012093
No trample

>>96012149
For some reason I tought it had trample as well.

wtf the foil Tarkir promo pack they gave me for winning FNM had less than $2 worth of cards in it.
the last one had $50 worth of cards

I'm tired of scalping LGSs

adding 100 to an already expensive set is bullshit

>>96011999
This is the best card I've seen from the set so far. This will see play for sure, it would have been the perfect answer to mice and cutter. It's basically a 3 mana wrath of God that exiles and also hits artifacts. The 8 mana ability is basically irrelevant.

BASED THREAD
>>96000664 (OP)
CRINGE THREAD
>>96012921

>>96011997
Oh no... A white cutter creature...
>>96011999
And a power crept temporary lockdown artifact... Cutter is going to be unbanned soon isn't it...

>>96013322
>Cosmogrand
>Anywhere near Cutter
Holy shit the loony troony 4channy brainrot is always fucking amazing

>>96013237
Shame we don't have rules here any more

>>96012059
>>Haven't seen any green rares yet
>I wanna have faith the eumidians will be just as strong, but the draft chaff I saw the other day has me worried.
Do I have some fucking news for you buddy.

>>96015444
Yeah that definitely seems strong, kinda calls back to pic related. Kinda weird the Speedbrood didn't care about +1/+1 counters. Anyway, hopefully this is a sign of things to come. In general, it seems like most of the aliens that look like animals are dedicated to green, so we'll probably see some rare K*vs in addition to some rare Eumidians.

>>96011997
>making babies in space

>>96015870
My almonds are activating.

>>96012040
>>96012093
this is weak sauce, man.

>>96017789
Yuck >>96017537

warp is more interesting than adventure because there's a window to answer the creature once it resolves so it can't get exiled

Chat, how do I make a Ur-Dragon tribal deck for commander?

I just want to spam big, cool dragons. If it isn't a dragon, I don't want it in my deck. (Outside of funny ah cards. Playing TTS, so any card goes, no budgetary restrictions.)

>>96018353
You can't find your own big dumb dragons? At least try before begging.

>>96011999
Its really a shame that this punishes artifacts and leaves enchantments untouched
Even with beans and nightmare banned we still have stormchaser's talent, proft's memory, insidious roots, momentum breaker, nowhere to run, high noon, innkeeper's talent, tinybones joins up
Dimir/esper bounce are looking like one of the better decks still

Is anything people are doing with 1-2 mana artifacts really THAT busted?
I mean, I know what peak control win conditions look like but that's just me not the metagame

>>96018396
Assume I'm retarded, this is 4chan after all.

Also assume I don't know staples that work well with tribal/dragon decks.

>>96018415
https://edhrec.com/commanders/the-ur-dragon

Here you go retard. It's a pretty niche commander so it was kind of hard for me to find this.

>>96018418
Appreciated, I'll compare this to the 150 card slop I've thrown together on archidekt and see what I should add/cut.

>>96011999
The templating on this triggers me somehow
It doesn't have to sacrifice itself as a cost because if it did, the creatures would all return before its effect resolves. And if you somehow have 16+ mana you can activate it multiple times on the stack like a rocket launcher, except then it does nothing because the first resolved trigger puts all the cards in graveyards. And then it says "sacrifice this artifact" right -after- a line of text that tabulates the number of cards put into graveyards 'this way', so it doesn't include itself in the number of cards put into graveyards even though its putting itself into a graveyard
Its like some kind of anti-elegant design. "We designed this to work how we want in spite of the rules that would trip it up if we changed a single word"

game still shit?

>>96011999
Really now. And here I was removing haywire mites from the deck.

>>96009301
Is it actually better than other search they already have? It doesn't dump in gy.

>>96018468
doesn't hit your insidious roots, dredger's insight or soul cauldron, and you don't get back your tokens, and it doesn't hit your balemurks. Is it worth it just to get back your mana dorks and other shitty 1 drops that probably already gave all their value?

>>96018468
Mite rotates with the release of that card.

>>96018600
>lockdown rotates
>prints lockdown but artifact
>brotherhood's end rotates
>prints brotherhood's end but not creatures
>haywire might rotates

I can see it already

Haywire Robot {1}
Artifact creature - Robot
{G}: sacrifice haywire robot: Exile target non-creature enchantment or target card in a graveyard
When haywire robot dies, surveil 2
1/1

>>96003469
This art sucks, what the hell

>>96018677
They'll give it an extra point of toughness like the alchemy version.

>think i own 4 blue elemental blast
>i only ordered 3
i think i have alzheimers

I like how you can be playing a game with Jund Sacrifice and thinking about interacting with the board then you pass turn and instantly die to mill with 46 cards in your library.
It's a REALLY cool feature in the format and definitely makes the format better by existing.

He cute

Reminder that 3/5ths the b&r announcement comes from literal trannies that are fucking each other and grooming kids on bluesky.

>>96019909
More support for Fynnfect, although the number of Deathtouching artifact creatures is sadly.... 3.

>Mtg spoiler season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHtcliIvnHI&list=RDDHtcliIvnHI&start_radio=1

>>96019938
reminder that you're obsessed with trannies and will never do anything about them

why is this card $40?

>>96020516
When will you learn that the answer is always Commander?

>>96020516
It's a good card.

>>96020543
It doesn't seem to have any impressive placements on mtgtop8...
>>96020526
>When will you learn that the answer is always Commander?
When the last wit of wimsy leaves me and there is no longer any light left in my eyes.

>>96020563
It has a place in my Pioneer Golgari Pile. PGP, if you will.

We remain happy with the state of Pioneer.

>>96021099
they're working on pioneer horizons to fix this, don't worry

what if they extended Pioneer back by the Innistrad block

>>96021209
I'm still bewildered they excluded Innistrad from the format. They should've done it based on the first block to release after modern was officially codified. I, and many other people I know, would've loved an excuse to play a format where you could run Innistrad-themed decks without having to deal with all the power cards from both Mirrodin blocks, Time Spiral block and Zendikar block. Unfortunately we're long past that now with powercreep, but I definitely think the format would've been way more popular if they included OG Innistrad at the start.

>>96021099
Ah yes. A format no one plays. Who would ever want to play standard but even worse?

The only (standard legal) set ive bought into recently is final fantay due to me being out of magic for so long all my stuff rotated

is there any possible way to build a (if not good) functional deck using only this set? if so what would be the best colors. I just need one for my LGS when they run their FNM.

>>96020563
Commander players, as well as it being an iconic piece of psuedo merch for people who just care about FF.
in terms of mechanics, its literally just the Sword of Free Shit in terms of giving you value, so I expect it to drop around to just below the prices of the other swords.

EoE art looks cool

>>96030540
No.

>>96030540
AI-looking soulless slop, if I'm being quite honest with you right now

>>96030540
It does look nice. Waiting to see what the other shocks look like next year. Assuming its Lorwyn.

>>96030752
>implying they won't be printed in Spooderman
Steam Vents is missing from EoE and is red/blue like the main character of the comic

why was Arcane removed from the game? why didn't they keep making more

>>96015444
>>96015870

Holy fuck, both my Landfall and Selesnya Enchantment decks are going to EAT GOOD

>>96029185
No for all formats except FF draft/constructed. There are cards that are a nuisance on the format now like Vivi, Yuna, and Cecil. But most of it is either commander-slop or just bad.

>>96030540
>PUT A BLACK HOLE IN IT AND MAKE IT LAME AND GAY
No.

What's a good way to get into EDH and build a decent base of cards? I haven't played since Zendikar and that was only for a year, and before that I played a lot from 5th edition through 8th. So I have no cards anymore.

Would grabbing a pre-con and a box of Commander Legends be an ok way to start? I don't expect anything amazing, just to have a batch of stuff to build on.

>>96032888
> get into EDH
Best way is to not play EDH.

>>96032888
Buy a good precon and buy singles.
Buying boxes won't help

>>96032888
Buying Commander Legends is only good for building a deck if you already have tons of basic lands and generic bulk. A lot of the solo and partner legends are designed to be good with basically anything, which means you can throw whatever you want into the deck, and as long as it fits the commander's theme, it'll probably be playable.

Realistically though, just buy a precon or two. That should be more than good enough.

>>96030874
He's actually in Green/White/Blue.
>>96031326
It does nothing there's no reason to make more

Op reminds me of my white deck wins runs on mtga... elspeth saga, we had 5 mana board wipes, using colorless ugin planes walkers and uhh fuck, white is solid. When I think of white I think of land tax, balance, Serra Angel.... wrath of g-d, Armageddon, swords to plowsheres...

With only 5 or 6 or 7 colors after 30 years, everyone gets something really fucking cool, artifact decks were so good colorless artifact gods ans wastes were created...

I bought two gift boxes of this final fantasy set for me and my friend to open, the dipshit included a foil wastes in his 40 card deck... I wanted to give him an opportunity to it, but he stuck with it and he lost. He will never learn doing shit like that....

I'm not a Rockstar, but my favorite card i own is actually an Island from the guru series, and it somehow is the coolest thing I ever spent 50 dollars on.

>>96037586
Couldn't have bought full power 9, but I paid 250 for a play set of guru land, so when the cat or dog pissed on my forest... shit... could've been worse.

>>96032443
Sensible Chuckle