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>Previous Thread:>>96081387 >Thread Question:Which army should take over as the main antagonists?
>>96087247 (OP)>TQIf you mean posterboy villains for an edition I think it's time for Orks
>>96087247 (OP)There shouldn't be a "main" antagonist, the setting should just be set dressing to facilitate the various factions all fighting each other. Stuff like an actual coherant narative and emphisis on specific characters has ruined modern 40k
>>96087273They're too stupid
Imperial agents expansion is coming...
I can feel it...
>TQ
Civil war within the imperium forcing veteran guardsman regiments, the mechanicum and everything the administratum and the High Lords can throw at Guilliman to face off agains't marines because they disagree with Guilliman's petty regulations that are destroying the imperium's efficiency, economy and aristocratic elite
How long until Primaris get Disintegrators since they suddenly everyone in 40k is getting them?
>Which army should take over as the main antagonists?
New Iron Warriors line led by Demon Prince Perturabo
>>96087276Ok nerd, now watch my Primarch behead your Warlord
>>96087247 (OP)That image is off-topic, better remove it before the mods get you.
>>96087247 (OP)how many threads are you going to spam with arbiter shit, ec?
>trying to force you to buy pyrovores and the parasite
>trying to force you to buy wulfen
I fucking see you geedubz at least the black templars one is good
>>96087292Considering only volkites they got are neo-volkite pistols, probably not in a while.
>>96087294>mfw khorne daemon prince bodies mortarian last gameGet fucked fly shitter
>>96087312>BT >GOODIm not shilling out $180 for that rancid dogshit
>>96087312Parasite is a cool mini and I don't think it's a unique character so you could probably field multiple of them. Still won't be buying the box though. Pyrovore seems like a really weird addition. Should have put in a Lictor (neuro or normal) instead
So where can I find a good recast of this dweeb (2nd edition)
>>96087312Combat Patrols ust being infantry only now most of the time is so absolutely shit
>>96087336vehicles in a 500 point gamemode is dogshit
>>96087312>>trying to force you to buy wulfenLike they're not an S tier unit, and it's a good combat patrol, on par with the old firstborn start collecting
>>96087358the horrible karate posed sculpts are the issue, not the unit rules
>>96087345his metal mini is still on ebay for like $100
>>96087354Combat Patrols should have it's own datasheets and balancing and objectives for quick 500pt games
Vehicles would be like T5 or some shit
>>96087366Recast would probably cost less than that
>>96087369GW can barely balance this game as is, let alone trying to balance yet another set of rules
>>96087363they look better with the 2 handed axes. shame those are usually the worst option. they do desperately need a head swap though, those heads suck.
I like this sculpt and can find a recast for it, but I'm surprised GW itself doesn't sell it anymore?
I thought FW models were moved to the regular store?
>>96087247 (OP)>See the new drop pods played for the first time>The kids were using one of the nicer tables for once>They place the drop pod resting partially on a hill>not one part of the damn thing could be even with the ground
>>96087383they're not even available yet larper
>>96087376when its casuals playing balance barely matters anyway
>>96087382Its a pretty big fucking model
>>96087376yet spearhead is their most balanced fun mode they've ever put out while being one of 4 rulesets of smegmar
>>96087354And I am sure keeping them out of this combat patrol will stop everyone from bringing them, and I totally wont have to go spend another 100 dollars to match them.
>>96087292>How long until Primaris get DisintegratorsNext edition probably.
>>96087400you can't customize your combat patrol list nogames
>>96087247 (OP)Are you ready for your female space marines /TG/? Or are you a bunch of bigots?
>>96087389https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/1lz7ujp/anyone_else_finding_weird_sinks_near_sprue_gates/
>>96087358>Like they're not an S tier unitRules?
Maybe.
Looks? (the most important thing concerning models)
Rancid, unfettered dogshit
>>96087408I am all the bigots.
>>96087247 (OP)>>Thread Question:>Which army should take over as the main antagonists?Word Bearers, they finally come out the shadows and try to split the imperium in a religious war. Sisters and Ecclesiarchie are split as are SM that have drunk to much of the religion coolaid. Guilman, lion maybe a primarch that returned have a full civil war on there hands on the other side of the warp wall where the imperial influence is the weakest. Xenos try to capitalize on that chaos, imperium uses that as a chance to get rid of religion and pushes the imperial truth once more and removes the religious nutty jobs sucking resources of imperial endeavors.
>>96086995>You went right past "retarded", stopped briefly at "so retarded it's almost believable"Anon, GW literally did that same thing with the fucking Lion.
Also everybody knows/expects Russ to be revealed soon. Why?
Because the Space Wolves codex, kind of, spoiled that due to that one rule which affects "monsters" and only things in the SM codex that have "monster" as a keyword are primarchs.
>>96087389If they're not available how come I've seen them?
96087439
Because you're making shit up for attention
>>96087423men are for fighting and women are for sex
>>96087408Where's my Misters of Battle and Misters of Silence? Or does this go only one way?
>>96087454women are for babies, young boys are for sex, get it straight
>>96087452NTA but are those reddit pictures fake or something?
>>96087463they would 100% love misters of battle with corsets and stuff because the point is not to have more women, the point is to dismantle male spaces as a virtue signaling excercise
>>96087408>In addition, they are all but impervious to the natural consequences of aging and cell decayOk, so marines ARE biologically immortal then.
And all the "aging" is just cosmetic for them.
>>96087408I remember a social media meltdown by sensitives over the use of "gendered language" in describing what it takes to make a space marine.
A fucking open letter to GW was made I think on Goonhammer and the guy went full Reddit mod on the comments saying nobody is entitled to a platform or some shit like that.
I legitimately envy the comfortable lives people must have when the use of "he" instead of "they" is what sends them into a frothing rage.
>Are you ready for your female space marines /TG/?>Or are you a bunch of bigots?I don't think anybody is. It is really not fair to paint everyone as a bigot who opposes such things. It is more like they have seen the mistreatment of other sci-fi IPs with Star Wars being the biggest example just having the magic that made it special being squeezed out. So people oppose female space marines because they oppose the magic of 40k being squeezed out.
>>96087408Next edition. Mark my words.
The /tg/ meltdown will be glorious
>>96087389Yes, they are, what are you on about?
Contractor went to my Room with Warhammer stuff and intermediately pulled me aside and told me to buy a 3d Printer, we gotta support GW bros even if it hurts sometimes.
>>96087489fyreslayer anon!
>>96087463>Where's my Misters of BattleFrateris Templars
>and Misters of Silence?Culexus assassins. (formerly custodes, but custodes got real women now instead of mute soulless mutants)
>>96087474violence is the only answer. They need to learn throe pain not fuck around where they shouldn't.
>>96087481>other than by extreme physical trauma and incremental toxin and contaminate damagethey age, just arbitrarily
>>96087495>Frateris TemplarsThey're not a faction
>Culexus assassinsOne model is not a faction
GSC should have a new datasheet for the Brood Brothers Kill Team.
It should be so absurdly powerful it makes the brood brothers auxilia detachment worth playing.
>>96087464Calm down ancient greek
>>96087495You do realize that simply going "we don't need X, we got Y" is also the answer to female marines and custodes, right?
>>96087408>Are you ready for your female space marines /TG/?Yeah, been ready for years. Like you don't need to be psychic to see the writing on the walls at this point.
I like marines because they super soldier knights in cool power armor with big guns and swords. Not because of what genitals they have between their legs, that shit is mad gay.
>>96087541recognising that would require not being a hypocrite.
>>96087541>You do realizeI do, I just don't care.
Important difference.
>>96087554women wouldn't be in cool armors with big guns
they would look ridiculous in armors clearly oversized for them
>>96087463It only goes one way. The entire point is to make men mad and some how this will result in a revolution against the capitalism.
>>96087573I don't see you posting any models or games either
>>96087621These look like shit.
>>96087590It's going to be fun when it ends into several ethno state patriarchal kingdoms that will conquer lesser nations.
>>96087621>overused cyberpunk sidecutI get that long hair s a liability in close quarters combat buuuuuuuuut.
Why is it every time? Why can't we can't we have classy short hair or the Casca from Berserk haircut?
>>96087621The hair and face are ugly.
And the legs are wrong.
Brb, I'll fix this piece of shit.
>>96087621Of course the faggot that wants them drew them with half shaved cut, go choke on your dildos faggot !
ignore /v/ermin femmarine spam
post what you're working on
>>96087644imagine the smell under there
>>96087584>armors clearly oversized for themare key part of 40k aesthetics, for men and women alike
>>96087655Started the mekrig
>>96087668it is for men, not for women, men can be grotesquely bloated in size and muscle mass, women can't, unless you are aiming for either comedy or fetishistic pornography or a mix of the two.
Female Space Marines have Male Howling Banshee boyfriends.
>>96087691>men can be grotesquely bloated in size and muscle massWhat's your excuse then?
>>96087701>What's your excuse then?none, I already am
>>96087708You are skinnyfat and balding
>>96087701What a sad projection.
>immediate /v/ermin seething
lmao
>>96087726Mmm delicious projection
>>96087408I work in a mental health facility wing of a hospital as a male nurse. Yep those are a thing.
There was a large flux of suicidal white girls showing up that coincided with the timing of when JK Rowling came out of the closet about her beliefs on womanhood.
Didn't see a notable influx of men when the femstodes came out.
I'm bracing myself for having to deal with a lot of sweaty neckbeards when female marines in the Warhammer 40k franchise becomes a thing.
>>96087723>posts a convicted pedo's porn adjacent commissions.
>walk into thread
>femarine posting
>fart in thread
>leave
>>96087750Do you not like chicks brah?
>>96087743you severely underestimate the popularity of harry potter and the baseline illnesses of its fanbase.
why are people suddenly fun posting what did i miss?
>>96087762>BRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPF
>>96087745dunno about any of that but it just looks bad, like ai slop.
>>96087771Just a day ending in Y
if you are going to ever do fem-marines it shouldn't be "there have always been fem marines" but instead something like "Astartes Renegades that see themselves as the future of humanity made FemMarines so they can exist as a race seperate and above humanity"
It'd add a new power armour faction (GW loves that) and actually ties into some HH-era thoughts and feelings
>>96087644Is that Jasmin from Aladdin?
I spend very little time thinking about the science of my colourful space soldiers and always use helmeted heads so idgaf if someone wants to give theirs ponytails and makeup. 40K is a joke setting where every ridiculous possibility can be happening somewhere. or at least it used to be before the modern character-focused marvel slop took over.
>>96087762they dont like me
Uhoh stinky! Hehehe poopy! Ewww smelly poo
>>96087791not your disney princess
>>96087408If that happens I'll stop playing and buying nuGW stuff and move to /grog/. Who knows, maybe female marines will make /grog/ the new place to be.
>>96087811>why can't there be a honda civic in the middle of this fantasy battle! you can accept dragons but not a honda civic?!
>>96087393Not even bigger than the 7th ed model
>>96087843The smol bird mogs the other two so hard it's not even funny
>>96087849Shut it fake grog
>>96087750Itโs that ninjago sperg discord raiding again. Donโt know why I bother reading this board anymore.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>96087854shut it faggot that bird is beautiful
>closed bottom floors but open rooftops
>Scourge move up, shoot, scoot down
>Opponent cannot interact with me for the entire game
hmmm...
>>96087867I love the old bird and I think 7th ed looks like poo but you have to think outside of paintjobs, the FW one is clearly the superior sculpt.
>>96087763Like we of 40kg were one to talk about mental illness.
There was a guy who was in the same facility as me from our community with his Kill Team book. We had to confiscate it because people thought it was a "nazi book" and some big man threatened to beat him up over being a Nazi when he really wasn't.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/92709759/#92710940
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/92704486/#q92704507
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/92709759/#q92711241
We asked this guy about the femstodes and he was surprised it happened. So it most likely was other things in his life that led him to coming here.
We also had to confiscate his phone because he was posting here.
>pic related>you severely underestimate the popularity of harry potter and the baseline illnesses of its fanbase.Perhaps you're right.
Didn't JK Rowling be made into a character to be brutally murdered in some mentally ill writer's book?
>>96087489Can you use a tripcode already. The general isn't your fucking blog.
>>96087485So in like 1-2 years? We are already past the half way point for an editions life span
>>96087858I pretty much stopped posting here at this point, I only llurk from time to time. I used to stomach this shithole because some anons were being nice about my models but I honestly don't even feel like posting them here anymore. I'm sticking to /wip/, fuck this place
>>96087901You're under no obligation to engage with every post, if you don't like something just ignore it
>>96087891>There was a guy who was in the same facility as me from our communitySorry, but your larp breaks apart here, the chances are too slim, and the thread already has a persistent femarine apologist who has often brought up that anon unprompted for shitposting and name-calling purposes.
>>96087901its a single comments way back, are you just looking to pick fights with me queerboi?
>>96087842If the honda uses a rhino statline I'm okay with it.
>>96087934power armor doesn't magically make your shoulders wider.
Guys... I think I hate women.
It seems carnacโs range ban has expired. Jannies be sure to get the mods to hit London Ontario.
>>96087984You will never be edgecoc
>>96087975Nah, you are just noticing why they usually end as a second class citizen by the most part of history.
>>96087247 (OP)>TQMarines. Have some story about a chapter going rogue and just fill the entire starter box full of nothing but marines. Then give the marines another full army release, and update every marine codex and supplement for the entire first half of 11th edition.
Nothing but an endless marine wank feast for two years straight.
Then quietly do all the other codices every two weeks apart, with a pity character.
Then finish the last year of 11th with marines 2.0 and every supplement all over again.
>>96087621>>96087645Also fixed the helmet, my autism demanded it.
>>96088011This still looks like shit.
>>96087901carnac you need to talk to yourself less and post less in general
>>96087963>power armor doesn't magically make your shoulders wider.a more untrue statement about warhammer has never been uttered
>>96088026exosuit
their arms aren't in the arms
>>96088026Saturnine armors don't change a marine's proportions.
>>96088020United Emirates of Europe is another option
>>96088011Nice one, Anon :)
>>96088026Kek
>>96088053Custodes chicks belong to Harlequin dicks.
>>96087632It's because of the long hair in combat is a liability.
But at the same they do it because it looks unconventional on a female character. Basically many artists use such things as a visual shorthand to "explain" things about a character, so a person who looks at it can infer certain feel from a character.
Which in this case exists as to showcase that the female marine is a proper soldier and doesn't need some inconveniences like long hair.
Good example of this is anime. Lot of the time they use stuff like hair color to establish a family connection between characters, like all family members have red hair.
And they use it specifically so they don't need to use lot of time to establish connections and whatever.
>>96087934>not posting the womb tattoo version
>>96088095my girlfriend loves when i tug on her hair during sex
>>96088095>It's because of the long hair in combat is a liability.That doesn't explain it at all because they don't do it for both sides.
>>96088107For some reason I was expecting Saiba.
>>96088015I worked with what I have, the hair is ass but I couldn't be arsed to draw it properly.
>>96087912I am that anon he is talking about. I didnโt think my shit would be remembered a year later but here we are.
>>96088109>it's not a liability when Black Legion/Blood Angels/Emperor's Childen/White Scars/Space Wolves do it
>>96088109>they don't do it for both sides.Men typically have shorter hair.
If they wanted to give a man an unconvential hair style they'd make it longer, which is already a thing and common in 40k.
Like just look at the Space Wolves, Blood Angels, Raven Guard.
Hell, even the Emperor himself.
>>96087277YA DON'T TA BE CLEVA IF YOU IS BRUTAL AND CUNNIN, YA GIT!
>>96087292As soon as sales of the current Primaris start to drop, they will suddenly have them.
Why didn't Cawl make terminator suits modular the same way he did non-terminator suits? Is he stupid?
>>96087408they should just have sisters teaming up with space marines more
>>96088184Because it doesn't need to be.
Also it's plenty modular anyway, it doesn't take lot of effort to take the legs of a tartaros and add them to an indomitus suit.
>>96088151Both sides of the fucking HEAD, you factionist retard.
>>96088039Based on the images, it quite clearly does.
>but how does it work?Who fucking knows, it's GW magic.
>>96088184he couldn't, shit is too complex to tamper with and get something improved out of it, especially at the industrial production.
noone posted the new combat patrol leaks yet?
>>96088202It's a shame we can't make a witch hunters soup army with Sisters, BT and Inquisition in Imp Agents, the one codex that should support that kind of thing
>>96088039Is that where the two wounds comes from? Enemies keep going for headshots, not realising there is nothing in the helmet?
>>96088244are you retarded?
>>96088001I don't like the slender legs artists tend to add to female marine armor.
The boob plate is nice though.
Could a culexus assassin permakill a greater daemon?
>>96088230>Based on the images, it quite clearly does.No, it doesn't, there's no image that shows a schematic of the guy wearing the suit, there's no unhelmeted option for the pilot either, there's a world of possibilities before having to consider the absurd.
>>96088246>we can't make a witch hunters soup army with Sisters, BT and Inquisition in Imp AgentsBT don't like the inquisition, and if you're really dead set you can just play them with Deathwatch datasheets
>>96088225>uhm i meant this other thing actuallyIrrelevant.
>>96088274>No, it doesn'tIt clearly does, sorry that you're retarded
>>96088026
>>96088292draw what you think is going on in that suit retard
>>96088292>It clearly doesNo, it clearly doesn't, that's not how logic works.
>>96088268I like how the robes look, it's fitting.
Also yes, her tits make me go awooga.
>>96088298It clearly does.
And no, the random diagrams you draw aren't official, so your ideas are wrong automatically.
>>96088280>BT don't like the inquisition
>>960883344 random unnamed black templars don't represent the entire chapter.
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I would follow mommy Lara into battle if she were my Space Marine Captain.
>>96088347Yes, they do, that's what representatives are for.
>>96088365I accept your concession.
>>96088347they represent it more than your fanfiction does
>>96088360That's the point anon.
For me, it's moderately practical fem marines
>>96088334nobody likes them, most of them are lunatic murder hobos and crazy scientist/schizophrenia and flat earthers. Every one a traitor to them. thats no prove at all you posted.
>>96087484Whats magic about men-only armies? That's as banal as cavalry.
>>9608267915 years late but sure
>>96087408>space marines are gmo subhumanI love it when my biases are confirmed
>>96088389I think girls deserve the same rights as men to be torn apart and to die horrifically in combat.
>>96088389>Whats magic about men-only armies?Not having to bend the knee and make the products worse to make a fictional dystopic setting align with real modern morals.
>>96088396This nomodels shit is so cringe
>>96088405They already do, with the guard, and with sisters of battle and eldar factions and now custodes.
finally that lazy fuck duncan got the shipping page up for his paint line
>>96088381>For me, it's moderately practical fem marinesso Sisters of Battle?
>>96088405Based. The mill can always use more bodies.
>>96088451The issues with SOB being "female marines" are that:
>They are very one note. SOB are always space catholic. Marines have a gorillion different flavor>Nobody cares about SOB. Marines are the poster boys
>>96088202I like the bit in Our Martyred Lady where the BTs got all pissy about having to follow a SoB ritual in order to navigate through the warp
Morven Vahl's book has her fighting alongside the BTs as well since Ophelia VII seems to get invaded every other week
so have the combat patrols been price gouged to the point where they arent really even deals anymore?
it kinda just seems like you get the 5 wound fott character for free and otherwise you're paying msrp on everything
>>96088478The boobs could be bigger
>>96088478the first problem is a skill issue
the second problem wouldn't be solved by making female marines, male marines would keep being the only ones anyone cares about
in short: they're not valid problems
>>96088478I care about the SoB
They're my favourite faction.
>>96088490you're still saving 30-60 bucks on a combat patrol vs buying individually
they're almost always not good deals in terms of models you want though, only a few like the new zerker box/current DE box/tau box/new templar box are decent
>>96088488I really hope so because if this general can be this garbage without outside interference there's really no hope left
>>96087247 (OP)You guys look like THIS???
>>96088490Don't worry GW will hike up the prices of individual kits soon again, so it make the combat patrols into "good deal" boxes again.
(Note that GW hikes prices up every 2 years or so)
>>96088488>DiscordWorse, /v/ermin
>>96088518>right angles made of cardboardsovl
>>96088510i was looking at the new space wolves one in particular. i have nothing for the army so i kind of want everything in it (i know some people dont like the wulfen but i think they're cool), but idk if there's a cheaper way to get a hold of the new models. the army deal box is going for like $300 on secondhand market which doesnt seem great for like 2 squads of troops and a small pack of elite guys.
>>96088518think fatter
scruffier beards
balder
browner
>>96088513People have differing opinions on things.
>>96088538Thanks
I hope you have a nice day
>the one anon advocating for female marines
>all his pictures are from a porn artist
>inb4 "I'd cum to this", "I wish porn actress was a marine", "those boobs aren't big enough"
What's the actual lore reason why women can't be space marines?
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>>96088428But we already did that. Strongmen politicians came back into fashion and in response, GW brought back a Primarch. You fell in love with technocrats, and GW gave you Cawl. It goes on.
>>96088568The emperor was a fag who only wanted to surround himself with big, oiled up, muscular men
>>96088581yeah but if you injected a girl with trt and steroids from an early age she'd basically look the same just with wider hips and a vagina
>>96088568you need to be close enough to the primarch already for all the organ transplants and stuff to work right, throwing a whole different hormone, skeletal and psychological profile would make it impossible.
It's why they thought Custodes would make more sense, they are artisanal and the surgeries are specific to each one.
>>96088039Think of the Centurion armor, the space marines legs probably don't go that low.
>>96088613this is peak 40k design
>want to play melee crusader marines but don't want to paint Black Templars
What are some out religious melee successor chapters?
>inb4 I paint them up as grey Imperial Heralds of "unknown" geneseed
>>96088568making the process compatible with women required an additional amount of complex bioengineering and that added complexity would have been a waste of time in an already tight schedule of galactic conquest because it was utterly unnecessary: the amount of candidates are never the limiting factor in the amount of marines, the limiting factor is only ever the amount of geneseed available at any given time.
and that's setting aside the fact men are more physically gifted than women, so they make better soldiers.
the common answer that making women would have allowed the marines to reproduce is wrong, it was never suggested, it's not a given female marines would be capable of reproduction, and if marines wanted to split off from the imperium and be fully independent on their own, they could simply farm humans like cattle.
>>96088628[Your guys] can be whoever the fuck you want them to be.
>>96088628they're generic enough to be pretty much anything
>>96088628make your own dudes
>>96088568Varied, but all the current justifications require the application of "real world logic" that doesn't really apply to anywhere else in the setting. Similar to trying to explain the mechanical impossibility of a Titan or the aerodynamics of a Thunderhawk.
>>96088647Yeah, and right now I want to ask what are the options.
>>96088603See, this is why he didn't make female primarchs
>>96088581
>>96088576That's a genuinely deranged interpretation of what went on, primarchs aren't a response to politics, they were a response to gw almost going under, and cawl is not a technocrat any more than the preexisting admech faction, if anything he's specifically a guy who explicitly doesn't want to be in command.
>>96088613The pelvis and legs HAVE to go that low otherwise a single step forward breaks their legs because legs cannot bend forward.
Painting white minis suck.
Post white minis to show me i have a skill issue
>>96088568Biology and psychology.
Men and women by far more different then it first seems. its not just the genitals.
>>96088690>Out of images so xhe starts flipping them and respammingKill yourself nigger
>>96088268imagine being interrogated by a fem DA
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>>96088628make islamic marines instead
There should be a greater emphasis on inductii and unaffiliated adventurers with power armor so people can get this urge out of them without shitting on the lore.
>>96088721I have more, don't worry about it
>>96088732there are no more classical religions in 40k.
there is no Christian, Muslim or Hebrew religions. no Hinduism no Shinto no Taoism and so forth.
>>96088568Emperor was afraid of marines supplanting humanity. That's the idea the writers were going with.
Not like it'd matter anyway since even if we go with the idea that marines could have kids after the procedures, since how human reproduction actually works, even if a male marine fucked a regular female human or a female space marine or a female marine fucksa regular male human, it'd still only result in a regular human child.
The reason being that the genes you will pass to your own offspring are decided at your own very conception while within the womb.
And we know that marines do not get their genitals modified, meaning any of the gametes they have (sperm or egg cells) will not be modified. The child would never inherit any of the actual marine organs or modifications.
But the writes don't know this stuff because they aren't biology nerds and this stuff potentially wasn't even known in the 80s yet.
>>96088576>Strongmen politicians came back into fashionAren't two alpha-male politicians are currently wanted by International Court?
>>96088762There are untold numbers of different interpretations of the belief in the Emperor that are tolerated/approved of by the Ecclesiarchy so it stands to reason at least one of them is similar to contemporary islamic thought
>>96088672The option is to make something up or play BT or BA or SW. all three are melee oriented.
>>96088722Tbqh this image doesn't look like a girl.
Finally decided to stop procrastinating and make the new glacis for my Space Wolf-ized Leman Russ, time for the fun part of putting all the little details on it.
>>96088762The one true faith in the one true god would logically resurface.
>>96088792I agree, tits not big enough.
>>96088568As other anons mentioned; the Emperor viewed it as a potential waste. He already got the geneseed stable for men which provides a large enough recruitment pool, retooling it for women would have just more time and effort that he instead used to start conquering planets. By the times thing 'settled down' the conquests were already well under way, so female Marines weren't needed. Beyond that the Marines were always a temporary tool, once everything was brought into the Imperium then Marines would no longer need to be produced. Introducing a larger recruitment pool would just make it harder to eventually put them down.
>>96088518Shitty tattoos on dumpy nerds will never fail to make me laugh
>>96088784>Ecclesiarchy base line humans are not SM. SM are thought the imperial truth, the imperium is atheist.
You want Islamic "troops" you have to play female SoB or chaos. SM do not believe in the teachings of Ecclesiarchy . It goes against everything the emperor stands for. Against the whole horus heresy. Its like admitting erebus and logar where right. Big no anon. Not even my dudes or headcanon can justify that. It goes against the whole design philosophy of SM.
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>>96088850>SM are thought the imperial truth, the imperium is atheist.
>>96088793>Moldlines>BarrelsOtherwise looks neat
>>96088860Black Templars aren't the norm and never have been.
>>96088850>the imperium is atheistyou went full retard here
>>96088793love it, love the sponsons. I would cut the hull lateral in half to make it flatter and widen the turret that two copulas would fit. one for the commander one for the gunner. You post kino.
>>96088873Doesn't matter
They are an example of Emperor worshipping marines and torpedo your ESL "argument"
Does anyone here actually play the game? Or even own minis?
>>96088860BTs are the exception (and theyre painfully reddit)
>>96088873Blanche designed them as the ideal norm for marines, they are only exceptional because the rest of marines all fucking suck.
Looks like Female Astartes are unironically back on thr menu.
>>96088870moldlines are sovl lines and drilling your barrels is a waste of time
just put a black dot on the end nigga
>>96088893>Blanche designed them as the ideal norm for marinesAnd what Blanche thinks is irrelevant, Black Templars are not the norm for marines and never have been, and that's a fact.
>>96088895>backOnly retards beleive this.
>>96088884I don't play the game but I do own and paint minis. I'm not posting them in this cesspool though
>>96088889BT are ONE example of one exception, they're not the only ones who can be religious, and the only person who would ever accuse BT of being reddit is someone angry at them for being "nazis"
>>96088860you seem not understand the lore or thematic of BT. A cross means not imidatly religion. Not even the name has the same meaning as all knowledge of 21st century earth is not existing any more.
>>96088935Black Templars canonically worship the God Emperor, secondary.
>>9608889511th edition will introduce them
>>96088884Haven't played in a bit due to personal situations. Hoping to remedy that in the next few weeks.
>>96088884why would anyone play 10th?
>>96088895>twitter faggot retard>AI slop image as a pfp>flags in handle>bio is full of buzzword nonsense>i have stopped caring about 40k years ago>still follows it thoroughly enough to notice shit like this>go woke, go broke!>female custodes exist now >quite literally nothing happened with it and "people" on twitter malded over it for around 2 weeks and then stopped caringGay, retard ninny and he will not be missed.
>>96088939they dont faith fag, go and inject your retarded agenda in to some trany redit threads. You are as bad if not worse then fem marine posters.
>>96088895>Enjoy going broke, Games Workshop!>He says as GW make record profits several years in succession and 40k is more popular than everYeah man I'm sure enough people are going to care about femarines to really put a dent in GW.
>>96088929no, theyre just reddit and so are their fans. generally low quality as far as 40k fans go.
>>96088897>waste of timeBased, that's why I don't bother painting at all
>>96088789There's more options, if you don't know then you don't have to reply.
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>>96088970>they dont faith faghttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/topics/black-templars/
>>96088911>And what Blanche thinks is irrelevantNo, what you think is irrelevant, What blanche says is law for 40k, even when he's not even working at GW: he said in an interview that he always thought the artwork of the emperor on the golden throne would be a fake prop for visitors and pilgrims and that the real emperor is interred somewhere deep into the actual mechanisms of the throne, and lo and behold not even one year from that and a random writer makes that canon in the last short story of the horus heresy.
What blanche thinks is 40k, what he draws is 40k, even when it's explicitly not 40k it is also 40k, hell, the silhouette of the shit smears in his underwear would immediately become a canonical type of inquisitor, one day the old fart will die and they will turn whatever happens to be said at his funeral into a quote of some writer's self insert in some misbegotten 40k novel.
Like it or not, blanche is 40k and you are not.
>>96088975tell that to star wars that fuckt up with its woke shit, how about dragon age? Ghost busters reboot? Just stfu. People care, they care a lot.
>>96088987That's a given, because you don't own any models you could actually paint
>>96088975i think a lot more people will care than with custodes. not that it means much, because for every person voting with their wallet you have individuals spending 10 peoples worth of money anyways
>>96088990not from the founding chapters with established lore. keep your non canon fan fiction for your self.
>>96089001if you care surely you own models?
I'm starting to consider Fire Angels.
>>96088664Why?
>>96088690That would fit BA minis, I'm looking for something more obscure.
>>96088732Pass.
>>96088975My blackpill is that even on here when female marines get finally added (lets be honest it's rather of when not if at this point), all that'll happen is that the threads will go past super fast for like 2-3 weeks, people will shitpost, some people will become mindbroken spam some weird shit. And then after that most of the people have it out of their system and then go bitching over some other flavor of the month shit again like rules being retarded or whatever.
It's what happened with female custodes.
>>96088870Drilling the barrels is on the to-do list, the sponson guns are currently just held together with blue tack for the progress photo.
>>96089014Yes there are, either you don't know or are just trying to be an asshole. Either way your can fuck off.
>>96089024>why?because that's the point of the setting
picking an existing faction is for people who can't picture an apple in their mind
I hope they do add female marines so I can model them being crucified and butchered. I'll literally cum every time I put them on the table.
>>96088996The Black Templars are a Space Marine chapter known for their zealous and unending crusade against all forms of heresy, xenos, and other threats to the Imperium of Man. Unlike most Space Marine chapters, they do not adhere to the Codex Astartes and field significantly larger forces, conducting massive crusades across the galaxy. Their origins trace back to the Imperial Fists during the Horus Heresy, and they are known for their unwavering faith in the Emperor and their brutal, uncompromising approach to warfare.
That's the BT synopsis not your made up crap.
>>96089030im indifferent to it but i dont think custodes are a good baseline for the shitstorm that would occur desu. space marines basically are 40k, wildly more popular
>>96089001>star warsHad outlived its audience long time ago and was dying before disney bought it.
>dragon age?Same scenario as above.
>Ghost busters rebootAn already dead IP by that point, that was dug up from the grave.
>>96089030>>9608901140k fans are the ultimate paypiggies, they'll keep paying GW no matter how much it keeps spitting on them. 40k fans will cope, seeth and dilate online before taking their moms' credit cards and buying the new kits.
>>96088996>>96089044both of you are saying the same thing
>>96088998>what you think is irrelevantWrong.
BT aren't the norm and never were.
I'm not gonna bother reading rest of your drivel because it is blatantly incorrect.
>>96089001>Star WarsMuch more costly to produce for 40k. GW isn't out there making multi-million dollar budget movies and numerous TV shows just to try and recoup money spent. Even then Disney didn't buy Star Wars just for Star Wars.
>Dragon AgeHasn't been significant since 2, even then Origins still had gays and progressive themes in it from the start.
>Ghost BustersGhost Busters hadn't been relevant in years, and the larger issue is that the movies were heavily reliant on their cast. Even if they didn't go all-women the cast of a new one it would never have been as big as the original.
>>96089009Saves even more time
>>96089024It's kind of funny how the Codex Astartes is repeatedly stated to have a massive section about camouflage with a whole library of patterns for different environments but official art basically hasn't depicted Space Marines camo'd up since Rogue Trader.
>>96089066>I'm not gonna bother reading restYes, you are because you are that cucked and seething.
>>96089030Same as the Wraithbone 'retcon'; people will make a big deal about it for a short period and then casually ignore it since it doesn't actually affect their minis.
>>96089053yeah yeah its not real comunism/capitalism/fashism/religion it was never tried before bla bla insert here.
Every one is a nazi/commie/hippy/fasho I dont like.
just do a backflip
>>96089049It is a good baseline for it because female custodes are the closest thing we have gotten to female marines to date.
Like people have joked that custodes are "just golden marines" for a long time.
>>96087247 (OP)I sure would like a Shira Calpurnia-mini and/or more novels.
TQ:
A Xeno-coalition headed by the T'au? Loads of new xeno lore and minis and shit like that?
>>96089030or they quit the hobby as nothing matters at all and start a massive shit talk destruction campaign that will cost GW hundred of millions in addition to other connected IPยดs.
Disney got fuckt by that and they have much more money and bigger marketing department with MUCH bigger IP. They still cant recover.
>>96087247 (OP)>>Thread Question:>Which army should take over as the main antagonists?Orks
also as protagonists
>>96089121Needs bigger tits.
I like the high heels though.
>>96088897>drilling your barrels is a waste of timeINCREDIBLY BASED
>>96089125>or they quit the hobby as nothing mattersOnly 1 guy did that here.
>nothing mattersYes, GW has never given a shit about 40k in earnest and the lore only exists to facilitate the selling of plastic toy soldiers.
Good that you finally figured it out.
>nonstop shitposting from literal twitter tourists
Jannies being useless as always
I'll see you all tonight when these children get bored of flooding our general
>>96089125>or they quit the hobby as nothing matters at all and start a massive shit talk destruction campaign that will cost GW hundred of millionsPeople tried this with /fourk/ when female custodes were added, the whole tripe died within less than 2 months.
Nothing ever happens.
>>96089153This place ain't much better normally to be fair
Would sex with Jain Zar qualify as necrophilia?
>>96089035That's fucking retarded. Also can you post a photo of your army painted with your OC faction colors?
>>96089171actually delusional
>>96089175>seething and demanding models while posting nonekill yourself xitter tourist
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>>96089001dragon age has been bad and irrelevant for some time now
Bioware's been dogshit since at least 2010 that's why i'm confused
>>96089175>That's fucking retardedNo, that's literally what Priestley said
>>96089175>>96089195Here is your model, stop arguing with yourself
>>96089175>That's retardedTourist
The support for /yourdudes/ and OC armies is a foundational part of 40k
>>96089224You will never be edgecoc
>>96088026Just when marines got proper proportions they released this garbage.
Never change GW.
>>96089061>
nope, his argument is that they are religious zealots. That a successor chapter of the og imperial fist cant be. having faith in some one and believing in some ones divinity are two whole different things.
Shit BT writers do that, Ultra marines had there fair share of shit writing. The lore guy for BT missed the spot by a light year.
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Personally I think of all the shit to quit 40k over lore shit is the gayest reason to do so. Sure the ever inflating prices, wildly varying model quality, dogshit rules and game design, GW's rampant incompetence and greed, increasingly limited room for customization and flavor, them trying to stamp out any and all fan content, all that's fine. But a Custodes with tits, that's where you draw the line? It's not even the dumbest retcon in 40k but even trying pretend 40k has ever had consistent lore is insanely retarded to begin with. Honestly 40k fans are getting exactly what they fucking deserve, just like all the other consoomers who prop up franchies that should have died decades ago.
>inb4 post models
I sold them because I didn't have time paint them, but all of GW's bullshit has sucked any passion I had 40k out of me. They have a good home though, sold em to a buddy of mine who more actively hobbies than I do. If I ever get minis again it'll be secondhand and maybe I'll make a diorama or something. Honestly for the armies I wanted to make at the time the starter set I bought was kind of a bad deal, the Termie part was good but the Marine part wasn't as good for a Black Templar start.
>>96089251All I hear is cope
Hi guys, im looking for a basedjak of the youtuber Eons of battle that someone has posted there a while back, does anyone have it? It would be great
>>96089175>That's fucking retardedYou don't belong in this hobby, maybe a retarded historical like bolt action is more your speed
>>96089269I meant to post this one, I never did take a pic of the entire starter set lined up against each other. And I meant 'Nid, not Termie.
>>96089274>Requesting soijaksKill yourself
>>96089156you mean the faction no really gives a fuck about? wow side show bob is female now, kek.
try that with crusty the clown.
>>96089286carnac when you talk to yourself this often you should really start listening yourself
>>96089269>>96089282Why the fuck are you here if you don't play the game or paint models you enormous faggot? Fuck off back to xitter, /v/ or wherever the fuck you came from
>>96089288Go back to xitter
>>96089315i have written it in a format your simple mind can understand and cope with.
Dont be mad at me, blame your parents for drooping you to often.
>>96088628Dark Angels have some pretty nice melee units with Inner Circle Companions and Deathwing Knights. While not religious they have the whole monastic knight thing going on. Also some of their succesor chapters have neat schemes, like Bringers of Judgement or Penitent Blades.
Most other succesor chapters are dominated by black, white/bone and dark green.
>>96089282Lucky shit, I couldn't find Leviathan anywhere so settled for the ultimate starter set.
>>96089269>Honestly 40k fans are getting exactly what they fucking deserve, just like all the other consoomers who prop up franchies that should have died decades ago.8th edition was the litmus test for 40k, if you're still here after 8th edition you deserve everything GW is doing now.
>>96089328its just one company with that he was asking about was a whole chapter.
>>96089347GW made marine paypiggies rebuy their entire fucking armies. After the success of 8th edition, they know they can get away with anything they want
>>96089347marinepigs were the worst thing to happen to this franchise
>>96089369You can't blame this on marinepiggies solely.
I mean every single person who is still here after 8th edition.
>>96089369they made a product way better than their old product, so people bought it. dwarf marines look like shit compared to the primaris models.
apparently that's a bad thing for a company to do lol
>>96089369Show the class your painted firstborn with timestamps
>>96089269>I don't own any models, neither have I ever painted one in my life>no i never played the game>GWs bullshit sucked my passion away???
You okay consumer?
>>96089342I got the middle level starter set for like 20% off, wasn't a bad deal and the Ultimate set came with crap I didn't care about like the Librarian and shitty terrain pieces.
>>96089347Oh no, all the awesome new models and much better gameplay and lore!
The horror!
>>96089430>better gameplayis the better gameplay in the room with us right now?
>>96089390If you read carefully, you'll notice that is a Xenos poster and not a "marine piggy" at all
>>96089389>>96089390Anon... the idea of building a wargame army is that you *can* eventually finish it and then just enjoy playing with it, forever.
The whole primaris marine thing is a direct contradiction of this idea.
>>96089427It's a good box, I'm really happy with the Ultimate set but Leviathan was peak value.
Did someone mention marines?
>>96089269>sucked any passion I had 40k out of meYou didn't even paint your models you dumb fucking retard, you never had any passion in the first place. Posting unpainted minis you don't even own anymore does not make your secondary opinions any more valid, unironically kill yourself
>>96089427The middle level starters always get stupid cheap towards the end of the edition. Keep an eye on secondhand right around the second last codex release. Price always drops like a stone and then spikes back up a few codexes after the new edition drops
>>96089444In retrospect I'm glad I didn't get one because I never would have gotten my money back on it. I learned that lesson with all the card game shit I bought that's gathering dust.
>>96089441This was never the idea you retard, where did you hear that?
Discourse Miniatures has rotted your brain.
>>96089441does gw come to your house and take your models and rulebooks away? nothing is supported forever.
>>96089441>the idea of building a wargame army is that you *can* eventually finish it and then just enjoy playing with it, forever.You're a chump.
>>96089465You shouldn't waste your time with hobbies if $300 would make you destitute.
>>96089441You can still play with it forever. Legends exist and run totally fine. They're just rarely a meta choice. If the actual issue is owning older models then there is still plenty of options to still use them.
>>96088884I only paint minis.
I have a small legion of Black Legion ,10,000k pointa last i checked, minis sitting in a storage unit right now.
I tried playing the game but quickly realized most people just run whatever won big in the last tournament so it became boring like when i played magic standard 15ish years ago.
>>96089475>>96089484>>96089486Imagine being this mindbroken by GW. Oink oink
>>96089486Literally nobody is stopping him from playing whatever edition or rule he wants.
That retarded is a nomodels, nogames torusit tranny.
>>96089500Surely you meant 1000pts
>>96088873the entire point of the 41st millenium is that the imperium has lost sight of the emperors vision, they have stopped advancing and instead regressed into a dogmatic theocracy carrying on rituals they no longer understand the purpose of, wielding weapons and armor they can no longer manufacture and thus become relics, and worshipping an emperor whos now forgotten edict was to cease all worship of anything ever, especially him
They should stop making new stuff so this guy can keep his toy soldiers current and valid forever.
>>96089520That looks pretty cool.
Native american stuff on marines looks cool.
>>96089505You never participated in the hobby so I don't care about your regurgitated doomtuber opinions + you're retarded and a fag
I thought pyro/biovores were meta, why are people upset about getting one in the combat patrol?
>>96089505At least that implies my mind used to work, unlike your congenital head slop.
>>96089493True. I am many things but good with money is not one of them.
>>96089536Yeah I wish they'd kept with the Native American theming early Dark Angels had with stuff like Plains World.
>>96089518No.
Unfortunately i do not mean 1000pts.
I had a problem.
>>96089524and SM are the remnants of that more civilized era and keep the torch lit in a universe of darkness. SM are the protagonists the voice of reason in a world of extremes.
>>96089564>Yeah I wish they'd kept with the Native American theming early Dark Angels had with stuff like Plains World.they can still pull it of with the white scars. Mongols/Asian/native americans. They fit in to that whole design of mounted combat off the horse/bike back.
>>96089572no they're not. none of those space marines are still alive, even most of the oldest veterans are only a few hundred years old except for one or two like that blood angels guy.
the only ones still alive who remember the emperors vision and edicts are the chaos space marines due to warp time fuckery or just straight up immortality, or the primarchs, at which guilliman woke up and the first thing he said is "holy shit these guys are missing the point ,they're worshipping my dad and they're all retarded, you fucks ruined it, what the fuck is going on also that eldar chick is hot"
trying to paint the space marines as some voice of reason is just straight up wrong. they are as dogmatic if not moreso than all the rest of the imperium. they wear seals of purity powered by faith in the emperor to ward off chaos corruption, they chant litanies of hate and fervor, their weapon is the holy bolter, everything about their lives from combat doctrine to equipment maintenance to battle prayers has been highly ritualized and embellished with their faith in the emperor as a living god, and reverence for his works as divine
>>96088518>fat cheesebeards wearing cringe team jerseysThis and trannies are my local 40K community
>>96089560They're not in CP
>Youtube painter says "check out my new kill team I just built and painted!"
>The collection of models they've painted isn't actually legal in Kill Team, and isn't close to being legal in Kill Team
What the FUCK do they mean when they say this?
>>96089784Kill teams a dogshit game so who cares
>>96089668yes they are alive as is the idea as they all are molded and thought by codex astrates. SM are the voice of reason and painting Military organization and discipline as dogmatic just shows more and more how uneducated you are.
>>96089754But thats that top left then?
>>96089845so this is the power level of zoomer secondaries. i cant even imagine missing the point of 40k this hard, that is so sad.
>>96089906They should have removed the genestealers with warriors
>>96089845I sincerely hope you're just trolling right now
>>96089919primaris marines are from the heresy era, primarchs are, the codex astrates is, custodes....
troll somewhere else attention fag.
How many of you made the jump from CSM to EC when the latter got its rollout earlier in the year?
>>96089961Nobody plays ec
>>96089906Whoa that sucks, I'm not buying a box with 20 year old models in it.
>>96089784who cares just play for fun
you're not a tourneyfag and never will be
>>96089961csm are gay and ec are gayer than the gayest gays in california
>>96089961>obviously everyone went out and bought the new Labubu Dubai Chocolate Matcha Frappe like me
>>96089989I think tyrant guard came out in the 2010s tbf
>>96090015are labubus just like modern day furbies or something?
>>96089784Wysiwyg is for those who can't rotate the apple in their mind. As long as it's around the same size and on the same base as the model it's trying to represent then it's a fine proxy. Kill team is even easier to proxy for since you only have a handful of dudes to keep track of as long as your kill team members are distinct enough from one another
>>96090052It's just a stuffed animal. Same thing that happened with tickle me elmo, pokemon cards and cabbage patch dolls is happening with the labubus.
>>96089961I don't find EC to be interesting, aesthetically or otherwise. Frankly I think plain CSM and Iron Warrors have more character and things to talk about than any of the color wheel legons.
>>96089961I really like the new EC model line, but they are half a faction.
Call me back when they get their special snowflake terminator and a dreadnought
>>96090069>Iron WarrorsThey have an autism joke and that's about it.
>>96089784Can you not substitute weapons for other ones in your mind? Are you incapable of that?
>>96090080They got a sick burn on Kor Pharon at the Dropsite Massacre though
whats your 11th edition launch box prediction? Mine is Grey Knights & Deamons of Chaos
>>96087312>the black templars one is goodIt's absolutely great for everyone wanting to start a BT army, which I guess it covers what is basically those boxes' purpose.
But for literally everyone else those are models that people probably already have 2x the amount they actually need. There's absolutely nothing new or interesting, or some different models that might have had good reason to be there with the upcoming new codex. As things are, that box is indicating quite a stale future for Templars.
Imagine being a human who born 30 years ago on a Tau world which has just been "re-liberated" by the Imperium, and after the whole thing settles down you are assigned to work in the Administratum, and this is you new work computer, sorry "cogitator", for the rest of your life.
Any wonder so many people revolt all the time, just look at that fucking thing man, there's dead people in it. Imagine there was a few dead people in your workstation, you would think you are losing your fucking mind.
>>96090099who the fuck has an established army and is looking to get multiple of a new CP?
CPs should be onboarding for new players to that army, which is why the old GSC, Drukhari. old GK ones are so good
>>96089961I don't even play CSM.
>>96090080They engage in industry and daemonic machinery, they aren't brainrotted by worshipping a chaos god above all else, in the narrative they tend to have goals that make sense like taking forge worlds. They have some bitter intra-legion rivalry, they hire out to the other warbands and legions when there's something in it for them, they aren't constrained by hard lines of allegiance among the chaotic factions because they think everyone is a piece of shit, including other Iron Warriors. They make things and they do shit, more than can be said for the rest.
>>96090094>11th edition>Daemons army not being squattedYOU DENSE?!
>>96090094It'll be Space Marines vs Orks or maybe Dark Eldar.
>>96090175It's gonna be marines vs orks because green retards whose power is make believe, are easier to market and sell than hellraiser elves who rape children and turn people into living furniture for fun.
>>96087247 (OP)TQ
Word bearers should be the main antagonists.
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>>96090125Anon the imperium doesnโt โliberateโ the population of worlds taken by the Tau unless they fought the entire time. If you world was held for ~30 years theyโre just going to kill everyone for being contaminated by alien ideas and ship in a replacement population from some hive world.
>>96090209There's that, and I agree I'd consider Orks to be the most likely, but there is also nostalgia to be mined on a Space Marines vs Dark Eldar box and GW is big into that at the moment.
>>96087247 (OP)I play fluff lists first and foremost:
What else is fluffy for a Ork Blood Axe list besides
>Snikrot>Kommandos>Shoota Boyz>Stormboyz>Tankbustas
>>96090230>but there is also nostalgia to be mined on a Space Marines vs Dark Eldar boxThere's nostalgia to be mined in a space marines vs orks box as well.
>>96090238Nah, 3e is the sweet spot.
>>960902464th edition main rulebook, with 3rd edition army rules is the actual sweet spot.
Since at the end of the day 4th is just 3.5
>>96090094Drukhari and Space Marines (duh) with new bikes and a new intercessors sprue
>>96090167Her neck to thigh ratio is astounding
>>96090094Ultramarines vs Dark Eldar
It's a pretty stupid list, but, I feel like it might be fun to play against
>1000pts (because that's what the local community plays)
>Ragnar Blackmane
>Wolf Priest
>6 Headtaker with double weapons
>6 Headtaker with shields and power weapons
>2*5 Fenrissian wolves
>2*3 Thundercav
>Repulsor Annihilator
I put ragnar and the double weapon squad in the repulsor, they move 10" or more R1, dissembark and advance and charge R2. And the rest try to score and live
>>96090094Marines Vs Dark Eldar
>>96090209>are easier to market and sell than hellraiser elves who rape children and turn people into living furniture for fun.Never understood this, the grimdark is the only reason get interested into the setting in the first place, without it it's just gonna lose the only thing unique about it.
>>96090094White Scars versus Dark Eldar
>>96090175>>96090283>>96090287>>96090293they will NEVER put Dark Elder in a launch box because they make the starter boxes out of them aswell and you can sell a painting starter box with a futuristic looking solder fighting a evil looking creature like orc deamon or tyranid to a kid but no parent will pick up a box with a futuristic looking soldier fighting a half naked elf lady in fetish gear
>>96090094My schizo theory is that daemons won't be squatted, but the existing kits will move to aos/tow and 40k will get its own daemons that are distinctly scifi. Gw doesn't like crossed model lines and it feels like a better investment to make the new daemons for their flagship rules system
>>96090317Seriously. Loe are you actually going to tell me the genocide murder-psycho roided child soldier mutants are kid friendly heroes?
>>96090333just fill it with the sleds, incubi, haemunculi, and their freaky abominations
maybe throw Vect in if you're feeling spicy
>>96090339If they do that, the sculpts will be shit so I'm not interested.
>>96090333maybe you haven't been paying attention for the last twenty years but none of the Dake Eldar models are naked ladies anymore.
>>96090344They're visibly more heroic than most stuff in 40k. Grandma isn't reading a 12 book series to buy Timmy's gift, she's just looking at the boxes
>>96090333You don't need any fetish crap, just some spiky lads.
>>96090094It's gonna be ultras vs orks because 1. marines sell the best, 2. orks are one of the most popular xenos factions if not the most popular.
It won't be:
>necronsHad a box in 9th
>cweVery recently got refreshed
>nidsHad box in 10th, so that's out
>csmAlso nothing to update
>cult legionsDoubtful, none of them really need anything besides WE
>GSCjust can't really see it and also too tyranid adjecent who had a starter box in this edition
>DEldarExtremely unlikely due to what they are just thematically, also just not that popular at all all things considered.
Which matters because GW wants to maximize profit with starter boxes because most people buy into 40k at the begining of an edition.
>tauWhat do they even need honestly? Can't see it happening.
>>96090351Imo gw have put out some cool stuff for daemons in aos, I trust that they could do the same for 40k
>>96090142SW got new models and recent releases, BT have 2 (two) """new""" miniatures announced which arent even in that CP.
They could have thrown in at least one of them. Furries get themed termies and BT get 6 years old models.
>>96090363DE are only unpopular (by xenos standards) because like half of their range cannot be purchased
>>96090368AoS get all the good sculpts, 40k has been getting garbage lately
>>96090094my reasoning for it beeing grey knights vs deamons is because both model ranges are old as fuck and recently Wh40k popped off again in Japan because of Space Marine 2 and I was a interview asking players in Japan what the most popular faction is with new players and they all said Chaos Deamons because you can play them in WH40k and AOS. But this is all anecdotal and I have no number to back this up
>>96090360That doesn't sound like dark eldar then
>>96090317Internet exists nowadays.
All people need to do is see DEldar and google them.
And fact of the matter is that 99% people don't find cenobite elves who skin people alive and turn them into living furniture is not something most people find appealing at all.
>>96090363>What do they even need honestly? Can't see it happening.Tau have some old stuff that could do with updating. New fire warriors, new stealth suits, new crisis suits, new tanks.
People will hate me for saying this, but sword brethren are garbage visually. The only thing more garbage is everything that comes out of honored of the chapter.
>>96090379>(by xenos standards)They are unpopular by ALL standards, lets not kid ourselves here.
>>96090333in your third world shithole maybe but where god cares fore this is a nothing burger you ameritard.
In Europe where gods chosen live and thrive tittys and naked imaginary elves are ok. try harder looser. Demons will never be in a box because of you crazy religious Nut Jobs.
>1.Statnic demonsor
>2.Sexy elven women that make your son straightchoice is simple
>>96090371Traditionally new units are for battleforces, not CPs
>>96090407Yeah knight like space marines look pretty boring.
GW should do more stuff like the Raptors chapter.
>>96090416They're the most neglected line by all standards too so his point still stands.
>>96090363>>DEldar>Extremely unlikely due to what they are just thematically, also just not that popular at all all things considered.>Which matters because GW wants to maximize profit with starter boxes because most people buy into 40k at the beginning of an edition.thats why you got always marines in a box.
What ever flavor of target practice they put in doesn't matter.
>>96090421it doesnt matter if you think this is still the case we are talking about GW who dont give a shit about their old audience anymore and want to appease to fresh customers and those want HALO looking primaris marines fighting the DOOM looking evil creatures.
>>96090394You expect grandma to google something she's buying for her favorite grandson?
>>96090407they're posed like short fat guys
>>96090447white scars vs dark eldar no amount your bitching and wishful thinking will change that. also khan returning for 11th edition.
>>96090451Nta but I would assume that's how most grandparents find presents for their grandkids yeah
>>96090394>And fact of the matter is that 99% people don't find cenobite elves who skin people alive and turn them into living furniture is not something most people find appealing at all.CSM do the same thing though
Imperium turns people into lobotomized slave labour and burns people alive on the regular because they fumbled a prayer
>>96090426It's usually a bit better, this particular thread has just been derailed to hell and back by xitter/discord tourists
>>96090422yeah but we arent getting that either kek
What if we got new Sisters of Battle units that weren't just a single literal who character or an existing unit with a new hat?
I think that'd be pretty cool.
>>96090422sw are getting their new termies and wilfen in theirs
I'm sure that when I'm done building 2 chaos predators they'll immediately get squatted in 11th edition
>>96090473Battleforces are a holiday thing these days. We don't get them year round
Who are the Geno Five-Two Chiliad of the 41st millennium?
>>96090230A new Deldar vs BTemplars box would be a great change of pace.
>>96090480I want a lady with a new hat and big boobs though.
>>96090502I want coomers like you to be rounded up and gassed in concentration camps
>>96090505Gassing is so out of fashion, it's drowning and feeding to gators now. Get with the times grandpa.
>>96090464>CSM do the same thing thoughChaos marines are marines, marines sell the best in this game. You do the math.
Also nevermind the fact that it is infinetly easier to sell spiky super soldiers when most of their shit is "we want to burn and kill everything indiscrimantly. Kill the corpse worshippers!" than it is to sell evil spiky elves whose most shit is "yes i will skin you and your entire family alive and I will the forcefully mutate your body into a horrific parody of human form and then I will force to rape and torture your family while you have no control yourself and I will watch from my throne made skinned babies as you go at it and jack off while doing it.
>>96090505Coomers run this general.
>>96090480A new vehicle would be cool, I just want something to replace warsuits I hate them.
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>>96090505Smut has always been a part of the culture here and part of warhammer 40ks aesthetic
>>96090492The only thing more problematic for GW's identity right now than DEldar is the Black Templar who are fascism coded.
>>96090538Generic Warsuits would be tolerable if they had good poses like Vahl's
Right now they look goofy as fuck
>>96090546Fascism is popular now.
>>96090486I think that's preferable to finishing something and it immediately becoming the new meta unit and everyone hates you for running your new toy. At least if it goes to legends then nobody will accuse you of being a waacfag
>>96090558warhammer is for everyone, chud
>>96090486They better fucking not, that's the next thing I'm getting when I'm done with my present workload. I love Predators and Rhinos and if they squat them to be replaces by some dumb looking fleshy demon thing I will be sorely disappointed.
>>96090568Including the legions of fascists preparing to take power, so move aside.
>Chaos anti-elite vehicle
>3d3 plasma shots that each have blast so very often 3d3+3 or 3d3+6
>Access to Sustained via army rule and Dev wounds via unit rule
>Space Marine anti elite vehicle
>1d6+1 plasma shots with blast so it's sometimes 1d6+2
>Have to overcharge to get D3
why is gw like this
>>96090581>preparingYou are about 12 years behind.
>>96090568Is this repeated quoting of a corporate statement ironic or legitimate?
>>96090581you'll be one of the first people shot when they take over, gurpreet
>>96090543Fuck off slopfag
>>96087312lmfao that is literally just the first primaris templars box but with bladeguard and brethren instead of a marshal and a dreadnought
not even the current one, the one before that
>>96090546>BT are facist codedGET the fuck out of here faggot.
>>96090502Careful what you wish for
>>96090555The full skirt helps too. I think they could've just removed the arms honestly. Its what I will do when i buy some.
>>96090582The rewards of loyalty is betrayal
>>96090394It is the only appeal of the setting though.
Kids are no different from 20 years ago they read that shit and thinks it's badass.
So these corked teeth rewrites appeal to nobody.
>>96090586Lefties always say you shouldn't exclude anyone so it's safe to assume this also means fascists, nazis etc. This retarded philosophy is finally close to coming full circle and biting these retards in the ass
>>96090578>I love Predators and RhinosThey're cool but so old and basically plastic boxes with bits on them. It feels wrong using so much paint and varnish on kits this simple and this old.
>>96090385The GW vs Gunpla experience will turn away a lot of them
>>96090598it's a better deal than being forced to take an impulsor but nice try nogames
>>96090591I don't care, I love fascism so much I'd accept it.
>>96087247 (OP)Primaris kits sucks, they need a new refresh with new options like special, heavy weapons and a more customizable Sargent.
>>96090505Board made by coomers for coomers, kill yourself election tourist puritan
>>96090591Gurpreets make fine servitors tho
>>96090591You're thinking of communism.
>>96090640Theres barely any coomable material here
>>96090568Warhammer is for ME, idiot.
And I will get sexy female space marines with H cup tits. I know because my uncle works at Games Workshop.
>>96090505>blood, gore and torture is a-okay>you can see half a tiddy? BURN IT DOWNneck yourself, tourist
>>96090646>N-no trust me my side is HECKIN epic and would always agree with meRFK would gas you for being autistic if he saw you even looking at a 40k model with anything but revulsion
>>96090640Board was made to contain Warhammer Wednesday spammers who were distinctly anti coomer (furry)
>>96090624Way to out yourself retard, BT Impulsor with multimelta is actually good for them and for SB murder squads.
absolute idiot
>>96090675nobody's talking about rules we're talking about models and the impulsor is an ugly piece of shit nobody should be forced to buy
>>96090666>omg who cares about a consistent aesthetic just give every faction GIANT BOOBS and turn every male character into a BIMBO SLUT and also let me have rules for my character to grow futa cocks and FUCK them>uhm akshully sex appeal was always part of the game so my ideas are fine and you're problematic okay????Coomers like you are so fucking annoying because you infest everything and try to twist it into something you can jerk off to
>>96090652Hard disagree we got a coomstorm of ripe ladymarines
>>96090671/tg/ used to be /d/-lite from pretty much the start.
Where do you think the "tau girls have big boobs" meme originated from?
>>96090671Revisionist faggot lmao
>>96090686>strawmanning this hardagain, kill yourself
>>96090710after you, tranny.
>>96090685>nobody's talking about rulesyou called him a nogames though
>>96090686>>omg who cares about a consistent aesthetic just give every faction GIANT BOOBSThe aesthetics are consistent.
Adding giang boobs in it is a plus. Also coom shit has been part of 40k since the start too.
Someone here has that old metal model of a dark eldar woman who's basically wearing a sling bikini.
>>96090390Why is that human woman cosplaying as a Wych?
>>96090686Coomers run this general.
>>96090685Nta but I kinda like the space elcamino
I tire of Eldar porn
I desire Eldar love now
>>96089169>It's bait to say nomodels daydreaming is embarrassing nowWhen did this place become so fragile
>>96090686I just think the stuff wearing sexy clothes would be cooler if they embraced that they are sexy
>>96090776That was the orange and tealanon that guy was repomding to, we've seen his models before
>>96090776You can stop now,. You're either shitposting or outing yourself as a tourist that doesn't recognize o&t fag scheme
>>96088396I feel like I'm having a stroke what the fuck is this chapter motto supposed to mean
>>96090685backpedaling regional champ
>>96090613If you're also playing Chaos you could always use the modern Horus Heresy kits for that genuine Veterans of the Long War aesthetic.
>>96090793>>96090802>This is our thread namefag you're a touristYeah yeah okay nobody cares about your larper scheme that much
>>96090488>>96090502Brain blast: an Order of the Sisters of Battle who are all an extended family as a result of ovum harvesting in the manner of the old Geno Five-Two. Genetic samples of decorated war heroes, Ecclesiarchal clergymen, and canonized saints are provided to the Order towards this end, meaning every single Sister has exalted blood in their veins. The matrons of the Order are of course also the genetic donor-mothers, and it follows that large contingents of the Order are sisters in blood as well as faith.
>>96087247 (OP)I just finished reading dawn of fire: the silent king.
While I like that It neatly connects all of Haley's plots from the previous books I think it shows what I would call a disjunction in whatever body GW uses to write the lore.
It annoys me how the "major" plots of the setting keep jumping about with not rhyme or reason and the timeline keeps shifting.
Haley started off the new 8th edition era with the dark imperium books, set 112 years after the fall of cadia, but they then retconned it to 12 years later in the Dawn of Fire series.
The fight against chaos then gets sidelined in the 9th edition when the necrons get introduced, which gets sidelined again in favour of the Tyranids in the 10th.
Now the storyline is back to fighting the necrons and leading directly into the dark imperium novels.
The novel Belisarius Cawl: the great work again fucks it up since it occurs after the dark imperium books(but before the trilogy was finished) with Cawl fidgeting with necron shit again.
All these novels and plot points must have been written far in advance of their release so why the fuck is it so schizophrenic? I'm not even sure now where the blood angels and Lion/Vashtorr plotline fits into this
Wouldn't it be better to release dawn of fire with the release of the 8th, explaining how the indomitus crusade started, and the trouble with the necrons, then release dark imperium when indomitus ends, THEN go with the release of 10th and the new war against the Tyranids?
>>96090836trying too hard
>>96090827And convert the weapons?
>>96090896>If you don't fellate me you're a troll
I remember seeing posts from an anon about making acrylic washes from using art supplies and colored inks.
Anybody else do DIY stuff here for this warhammer 40k hobby or is the age of diy in this hobby dead?
>>96090844>old Geno Five-TwoNever heard of these guys. Can I get a rundown on them please?
Why was the thread locked?
>>96090949I use greenstuff on occasion.
>>96090979because the thread is a trainwreck
>>96090949I mix my own texture pastes but I've never taken the blackout rage gallon of agrax pill. Old Lukeaps was based and diypilled.
https://youtu.be/6vFcRT2wOh8?si=Pma57rAWDTPj0X66
>>96090962Regiment of genetically engineered soldiers the emperor used in the unification wars.
They're a bunch of big burly men led by a cast of horny psychic dominatrix teenage girls
>>96090893ever had the thought the wonabe writers don't read at all and for sure not even the work of the competition because those prรคtentiรถs faggots are so full of them self?
Many things could have been done better, I agree with you, but saying that after it happend is retarded. Some at GW should have had a general plan and time line set up. You know some kind of narrative rules that no matter what no writer can retcon even if its fits there story so well or makes there hero looks more bad ass.
>>96090844making them test tube babies with the genetic material of a saint works, but throwing in way too many gene donors and making the insemination conventional makes it all lose that sci fi mysticism brought to 11 and veers too much into fetish territory
if you want the gritty nitty detail of the gene engineering method, it's half the chromosomes of the order's saint, and half the chromosomes of the female donor, making them all generically sisters between each other and daughter with the saint, adding an element of immaculate conception because there's no man, and making it not cloning so we avoid the taboo
the only thing it lacks is the grimdark twist, perhaps the saint was captured by the ecclesiarchy rather than left of its own volition and they have her genetic material because they have her tortured body in some laboratory? the order would think the saint joined with the emperor after her martyrdom and ascension to living saint, while the truth would be that she never did and instead she's with the emperor only in a poetic sense because she's also interred into some eldritch machine that keeps her alive at great cost like the golden throne.
we can bring things to 12 if the orders' warsuits have a biological component rather than a mechanical one underneath the armour, for an overt rip off of neon genesis evangelion
>>96090906Well that's entirely up to you and your taste, maybe you want to make it look like that underneath the paintjob and spikes and iconography it's the exact same machine rolling out of the Eye of Terror time and time again for 10,000 years.
>>96090962Imperial Army regiment that got some spotlight in the HH books, one of the few fighting forces from the Unification that wasn't Thunder Warrior'd. They generate recruits with genetic engineering, and the process is ambiguously related to how the Emperor developed the techniques to create Space Marines.
>>96090986Thatโs always good. Iโll admit I struggle with greenstuff. I think my gale force nine stuff isnโt very adhesive or Iโm doing something wrong. I Love me some greenstuff beards hair and fur capes all the time.
>>96090992The guy making his own ink washes is using a dakkadakka recipe not that one but itโs a good resource I gotta look at nonetheless. Thanks for linking me that.
>>96090996>Typically, the Uxors were young women whose powers burned out by the time they reached the age of twenty-two.
>>96090989Says who? We've had a coomfest, Female Marines discussions, Fascist vs Communist debates, your average dick measuring from general well knowns and ritual posts.
>>96091043Not only that, but the uxors get their ovaries removed and it's explicitly stated that they use this to fuck like rabbits
Did you figure out that Abnett wrote it yet?
>>96091028only 90iq idiots think this will do anything
>>96091024Greenstuff doesn't actually want to stick to itself unless its just been activated the longer it sits the less sticky it is. I've found mixing gs with miliput to be far easier to work with in just about every way
>>96089030There was an incident during femstodes when one anon started spamming pictures of men taking shits. Youโve reawakened a warhammer 40k general memory I thought I forgot.
>>96091028This has been attempted like 5 times across the past decade and nothing ever happens
>>96090893the answer is black library is a sideshow and GW doesn't really care about it
>>96091063Funnily enough that's more realistic than anything else written in 40k. If you spend a couple of minutes with any IRL soldiers you realize they only have 2 modes of operation; horny and lazy.
>>96090844This is just a coomer version of the Death Korps
>>96089156The creator of fourk thought the time to start such a project was best during that time. Turns out hate really doesnโt produce much if anything but maybe fourk inspired the battle bible project which seems to be going on quite well so far.
>>96091073>>96089030I still don't get the femstodes thing, they just announce it out of the blue, release a WH+ animation with one and then complete radio silence about the subject ever since.
Someone wrote here once that they suspect it had something to do with contracts with Amazon or something and they didn't really want to put them in in the first place
>>96091028>have to give money to third worlders and also deal with resinmiss me with that shit
>>96091104I think gw actually felt a bit of the heat and softly backed down on it. Lip service will be paid. The fandom spoke and gw had to listen. I also feel as though that decision was a compromise between โthat crowd that demands change to beloved ipsโ to keep the change off space marines which keep the lights on at gw.
>>96091106Europe is a third world country now anon
>>96091028Got a chuckle out of me with the searing heat of cope steaming from that image.
The Heavy Bolter is not that big of an issue, U-mags and belt feeds go around things all the time. That's like looking at the nose cannon on a Bf-109 and saying "look at this shit, they just put the gun in the middle of the airplane clipping through the engine and propeller, how can they fuck up this bad?"
>>96091081I would agree with you if it was only the books releases.
But they also structure the actual game releases like this too.
Wouldn't it make more sense to release it like this:
>8th ed, primaris and guiliman released alongside the new CSM models, have the plot be about the indomitus crusade to take back segmentum solar>Orks Vs Space wolves release, new OrK and SW models>Dawn of fire books follow the releases and the audience follows the storyline along with the game>First phase of indomitus crusade ends, we get the new abaddon model and the Nachmund war subplot, Vashtorr teased and/or released>Plot stabilised, maybe tease the return of the Lion>9th edition release, Indomitus crusade ends and the plague wars begin>Mortarion and DG release, along with bladeguard and pyreblasters>SoB release >Dark imperium novels happen>Fulgrim and EC release>Reintroduce Cawl tinkering with necron shit and tease Szarekh >10th edition begins, start the Necron plotline and tie it in with the new Tyranids models and have the two fight >As this is going on restart the Vashtorr plotline and reveal the Lion I know it's too much to hope for GW not being retarded
>>96091210Because no one is actually planning any of this.
>new combat patrols
>Please buy all this old shit we don't want
>>96091198James is not going to fuck you, anon.
>>96091276They've been like that since start collecting boxes went away
>>96090052From what I've been told, its designed scarcity around an ugly product that's being pushed harder than that guy who spams "Deldar soon" multiple times each thread.
>>96091028Unfortunately most scans are basically not printable
>>96091104>>96091119>radio silence GW hasn't said anything about Bananagirls, because they haven't said anything about bananaboys. Because there is nothing to say. They got their codex and pity character and they aren't getting anything in HH for several more months.
GW isn't just going to periodically remind people a faction between releases still exists unless there is a release for them in the near future.
Meanwhile, there was an entire episode about a fembanana completely untethered to Amazon.They are canon.
Try and cope all you want.
>>96088441CSM will be next after Custodes. Creations of Bile upgrade kit will have female heads. Screen it.
>>96091028Russians and Ukrainians are doing this for like 8 years already. And with the rise of 3d printing, this trend quadruppled.