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Loot Edition

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TQ: What's your favorite thing about Loot?

What's your favorite mono colored deck?

>>96114370 (OP)
>TQ: What's your favorite thing about Loot?
He slotted into my Temur precon?

what was his name again?

>>96114383

>>96114383
anything non-KOSlop

>>96114370 (OP)
>TQ: What's your favorite thing about Loot?
He slotten into my deck precum?

>>96114383
I’m drawn to tribal Timmy decks so either Ghoulcaller Gisa or Nogi.
Honorable mention goes to Kona, Rescue Beastie.

>>96114387
Is this an edit? I mean outside of the obvious part.
In the normal image it looks like his pinky is curled forward.

>>96114424
i think its still there, just with the pixelation its a bit hard to see the pinkie.

>>96114409
Got a list for nogi?

>>96114383

>>96114383
Discount Urza.

>>96114383
I think the new gonti since he makes people steal each other's shit and people HATE theft but it's not my fault, hehehe. I'm just playing deathtouchers don't mind me

>>96114383
just 2-3 more years of slop and I can run 30+ ETB group slug cards

This is a pretty cool card. Is a body for decks that care, kills something on ETB (letting someone draw 2 is not that bad in EDH), or just kills something you control for some card draw

Does workshop go in a cloud, ex-soldier deck? I pulled the surge cloud and have the workshop sitting from when I played legacy. Debating making cloud my fancy deck outside of my cedh slop pile.

>>96114485
>letting someone draw 2 is not that bad in EDH

>>96114494
>Does a land that only taps for mana for artifacts, go into an artifact heavy deck
Do we really need to answer that

>letting everyone draw seven again and again is not that bad in EDH

>dude at table bitching about missing a land drop
>ask how many lands he has in his (3 colour btw) deck
>32
every. single. time.

Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)

>>96114535
Why

>>96114485
>Pay 3 mana at sorcery speed so your opponent can draw 2
This is some shit you'd see on a 0 or 1 mana instant and it's still unplayable.

>>96114370 (OP)
is there anything that cares about getting turned into a creature?
was thinking of running this in mono red with >>96114399
I know its super janky but it feels like one of "those" cards

Today I feel generous.

>>96114383
Gotta go with red, 31 redirect spells, better protection than green or white.

>>96114521
yes, he is an UB tourist

>>96114540
I'd run it in an aristocrats deck. Its an extra body to sacrifice and a sac outlet on ETB that draws cards. It being able to kill something important in a pinch is just gravy

>>96114547
This but unironically

>>96114533
that's unhinged. the least I've seen was 34 and that was a krenko deck

>>96114540
it functions as a reusable kill spell with potential downside, or as a reusable sacrifice outlet that draws you 2 cards.

Seems decent

Classic Sonic

I've been trying to make mono black grouphug/politics a thing with this guy and it never works

>>96114544
eoe has spacecrafts

>>96114544
If by "those" you mean KOS, you're right. With the optimal build you can consistently drop him on turn 2-3 and start swinging at people and his clock is really fast too.

>>96114566
I have one and yeah it's strictly a B2 deck, even with GCs. the card advantage he gives in exchange for people turning against eachother is simply not worth it unless they are playing precon tier shitpiles
I haven't tried combo but that kinda defeats the purpose of running gonti even over something like varragoth

>>96114566
>Run him.
>Tell everyone not to attack me because they don't get to steal and make treasure if I they do!
>One friend always tells people to ignore that shit and just attack me.
>They don't.
>Usually end up winning or being last alive while I just chill.
If they'd listen to him I've been in for a bad time, but they don't.
I do feel like I'm durdling too much though, kinda want to take it apart to build a more proactive theft deck

>>96114483
Cringe and gay. Please stop posting.

>>96114611
no

>>96114555
So much this. Dodging board clears is irrelevant in edh

This would actually be pretty cool anti-theft and impulse draw tech if it didn't say warp

>>96114483
based and redpilled
please elaborate

>>96114638
Another +1/+1 counter.....

>>96114605
I just have a hard time capitalizing off of the the treasures really

>>96114650
Koni

>>96114650
Seems very anti-fun

>>96114661
Revel in riches is my only real wincon beyond beat you to death with shit I steal.

>>96114605
I am surprised you have a play group that falls for that kind of thing.

>>96114744
Oh, all but that one guy love the chaos of it.

>>96114659
genesis chamber

>>96114661
I just treat it as spell discount really. altho ramping after turn 4 is kinda shite unless you are doing urborg coffers shenanigans. I do have some random disciple of the vault type effects and while those usually just eat removal I'm glad they waste their shit on unimportant cards instead of big dick demons

>>96114744
nta but people are eager to send their big tramplers at others but not at me since I have shitty deathtouchers

>>96114383
Panharmonicon mono black is just my jam.

>>96114814
>but not at me since I have shitty deathtouchers
Retarded amount of value out of her in the deck

>>96114383
Right now I'd say Clive, it's been fun wheeling a million times or having ifrit throw hands

>>96114755
based
my group only has one chaos friend next to me. when we bring our most retarded decks, I had friends just scoop by the sight of two jeff goldblums, three knowledge pools and a share the spoils

>>96114840
I like thieving amalgam but yeah anything that clutters the board is nice

I saw something a bit crazy yesterday. Pod next to me. Someone was playing theft, bent a surge foul a surge foil yuna. Guy flipped out, demanded $$$ and making a scene. He took a random deck box from the theft player. (Ur dragon) cops got called, didn’t give a shit just said the theft player is SOL if hes broke and cant pay damages

What would you do in either players shoes!

>>96114942
the first step is not bending a $200 card

>>96114942
>not putting the surge foil yuna in a hard case
sorry for what happened but the guy was being foolish too

>>96114942
This is why I put in proxies of any card over 40 dollars in my decks.

>>96114370 (OP)
>TQ
Mill is card draw, careful study is ancestral recall, controlfags btfo

>>96114942
if it was me bending a card it would most likely be an accident. propably still would pay like a bitch after louping it for autheticity
if my card somehow got bent (altho I wouldn't bring a card that expensive to an lgs casual game) and I wasn't getting paid I'd call some authority for recompensation yeah. the problem would be to keep the guy who bent the card around without him running away so taking something from them as a hostage would be the quickest guarantee to do it. I'd propably not have the balls tho like a bitch
who knows in a real situation. I could try and run away and never return like a bitch or whatever depending on several factors, hard to say

>>96114844
Everytime I play Clive, everyone gets pissy when I win out of nowhere

>>96115031
>>96114383
Tq sucked so much I defaulted first post to tq

>>96115072
>>96114844
Forgot deck list

>>96114383
I'm a simple man who loves a simple bear

Purphoros, we had some fun times together but I think it's time to retire.

>>96114383

Ol' reliable.

>>96114441
Based

>playing anything from UB, released in the past two years or general slop
How to tell that person at the table has a small penis

>>96115176
Player who bitches about getting dunked on by a deck they had every opportunity to answer but didn't because their shitpile has 2 points of interaction.

>>96115176
The new world shaper precon is For big dicks only, sorry

>>96115176
lool get powercrept on neerd Imma just buy my way to victory

>>96114942
I thank god every day I don’t have to play with randoms

>>96115176
>can get humiliated for free just by playing UB
Stop trying to sell me on UB

>>96115088
Most of the time it's really fucking obvious what I'm going for a win when I have damage doublers a burn card, and clive already deployed then I drop a hero of lava brink with haste then copy Clive 5 times and discarding like 50 cards
It's really fucking fun and even when I wheel all my win cons I just start fighting people with ifrit
I need to update my moxfield list since I've changed it a bit since I first built it

>>96115176
>still can't explain what .makes a card not slop
kwab

>>96115259
>Not from UB
>Not released in the past 2 years
Literally said in my post. You got enough blood in your brain with that shrimp dick to read properly, or are you just retarded

Stop buffing mono green counters
Stop buffing green/white counters
My girl needs love...

>>96115267
nta but does that mean aetherdrift stops being slop after 2 years?

>>96114626
Red is just as good as other colors at that lmao

>>96115093
Nice!
>>96114383
Pic related. It was amazing when Rofellos and Prime Time weren't banned. Probably the strongest "fair" non blue deck out there.

I got a new deodorant and now my armpits are red and irritated.
Card for this feel?

I hate and despise space MTG.

This is pretty good right?

>>96115315
Nothing is good enough

>>96115274
Who is she?

Another day successfully ruined by Abzan control.
>Turn 1 Exploration + Serra Ascendant
>Turn 2 Enduring Curiosity + Ocelot Pride
>Turn 3 Mentor of the Meek
>Turn 4 Grand Abolisher + Springheart Nantuko
>Ends with Grave Pact + Avacyn + Privileged Position + 2 phase outs in hand
>One guy waited 25 minutes for the game to end after I tunneled him out saying I was afraid of him comboing off
>Didn't swing a single time after I tunneled him out

Had a short discussion with some street urchin while I was on my way to the local gym (my home gym is currently undergoing renovations) they asked me why I was wearing a Universes Beyond themed hoodie instead of "real" MTG like Bloomburrow.
I laughed and asked him to name one tournament that a commander from that jobber block achieved in its pathetic life.
They IMMEDIATELY backpedaled and said they don't follow the cEDH scene that well and mumbled something about beastiality.
Unable to contain my rage due to their ignorance I simply replied, "Universes Beyond" and continued walking into the establishment. Imbecile.

>>96115321

>>96115331
*Enduring Innocence FUCK

>>96114383
Odric. It's a straightforward deck that can get opportunity from all kinds of low cost keyword creature and in good colors for interacting as well.

>>96115259
Your deck is your wife, or your daughter, every UB card is a black cock fucking her in the ass.
Stop letting your family get fucked up the ass by BBC

>>96115337
Has a UB set achieved tournament results either? I thought it was still a shitshow of Partner because WotC refuses to recognize them as a mistake.

>>96115339
Not like FF had a shortage of good +1/+1 counter cards. Pic related and Chocobo Knights seem like worthwhile considerations.

>>96114942
If someone plays theft and bends my cards, I don't care if it's a 10 cent islands, they're getting the shit smacked out of them. If you're borrowing my property, you don't try to damage it.

>>96115365
What does Tataru Taru have to do with your bizarre cuckoldry fetish?
Is this what UB haters are all like? Racist porn-addicted losers who visualize magic decks as interracial sex?

>>96115407
>Instantly disgusted by the premise
Yes. It should be disgusting, because that is what it is. Stop letting your family get ass fucked by BBC, burn the deck its tainted, start over as pure as it is meant to be.

>>96115278
nta either, but I can see Aetherdrift being "ironically fun" in a few years.

You can't hurt me any more than I've already hurt my own deck by restricting every creature to being a dragon.

>>96115430
What does Tataru Taru have to do with your nigger obsession?
What does including Rosie Cotton in my deck have to do with interracial sex?
All I'm getting from this is that you're obsessed with black men having sex. You see a cute white woman like Lightning or Celestine and the very first thing you think of is dick.
Stop watching porn. It's ruined you.

>>96115455
How’s your mana curve?

>>96115448
Aetherdrift is already a great set thematically, and it has some cool cards. It's easily better than Duskmourne or MKM thematically. It just suffers from a low power level.

>>96115368
Yeah, guess which one.

>>96115463
>How does a repulsive and vile act equate to a repulsive and vile act?
Sloppers are slow on the up take I see

>>96115485
Stop watching porn.
Imagine being you. You're playing some commander in your pod, when someone plays Doric, Nature's Warden.
Suddenly, visions of black men jackhammering your wife appear in your head.
Whenever you see cute white women from a franchise you don't like, you think of black men fucking your wife. You are not normal.
Stop watching porn.

>>96115473
>Aetherdrift is already a great set thematically

>>96115507
Nah, racing across planes is cool as fuck. You’ve just forgotten the spark of joy.

>>96115455
>I could make my amalia deck better if I used non vampires
>But then it wouldn't be PURE vampires tribal

>>96115513
Don't bother trying to tell idiots in this general to enjoy anything new anon, they're programmed to be permanently upset about new releases.

>>96115535
I thought duskmourne was cool but cars was cringe

my most costly spell is 7 mana
therefore i only need 7 lands in my deck

>>96115513
Maybe in theory but the set was incredibly lazy. It's like they wanted a Mariocart UB but couldn't get the IP.

>>96114383
holy shit, the Edge of Eterneties set has a better mechanic to resemble speed than the fucking Need4Speed set

>>96115455
Not good.

>>96115573
Meant for >>96115464

>>96115505
>He is this upset by the truth

>>96115584
No one cares cuck

>>96114383
Goreclaw with basically a 4-power tribal

>>96115586
>Replied this much, proving how much he "doesn't care."
I am above such revolting things, I do not sully my deck, my family with UB. You can't handle the truth and you will just need to come to terms with it.

I like to imagine hot UB white women getting fucked by goblins.

>>96114383

>>96114383
Wait am I understanding this correctly? Build him with all big ass fatties that cost 8+, cast everything for warp, never actually cast for their real cost? Since they have haste you just smash face?

>he's samefagging about this dumpster fire slop commander again

>>96115513
it WOULD be cool. But it's not.

Nothing from the set's design or art other than it's own insistence on being car theme does not inspire or reflect 'racing'

Max speed? An ironically slow mechanic. Warp is a better version of max speed.
one time abilities? Only one or two are useful.

It's a shit set on every level. What are they racing for? Just some random planeswalker?

>>96115535
this for example. woah a car being propped up just like at autozone!!! it's birthing pod for artifacts, wow. This art should show a nice car, but wrecked or trapped, having it's engine or hood ornament put on a mean looking truck or something.

The coolest card in the set is speed demon, and even then, a demon car is just cool that has a neat design space with death's shadow and paying life to draw cards.

I want to like aetherdrift, I WANTED to like cowboys, but they are just so... lame? uninspired art and set design with fanfiction.net narratives, it's fucked. No wonder they are chasing UB with established ip, they can't be assed to hire one fucking writer.

>>96114533
I got 31 lands in mine. But my average spell cost is three.

https://moxfield.com/decks/bdHvVa8oskKqNaoQj-B6Aw

>>96115625
He's pretty much a gimped mono-red Jhoira. It's gonna be a great Timmy commander.

>>96115639
>I wanted to like it, but my group think told me I couldn't

>>96115639
>beep boop my programming has told me i cannot enjoy it yet it's too new

>when your opponent casts multiple spells each more valuable than your entire deck

>Guy across the table is talking about Ugin unloading his thick, sticky slop inside Bolas

>>96115664
>beep boop my programming has told me i must enjoy the new thing

>>96115659
>i have no rebuttal for what you said so im going to ignore it and pretend you said something completely different
It's interesting, isn't it? You've yet to actually defend the wacky races from any of the criticisms levied against it.

>>96115339
kek I love psychological goading

>>96114383
The only voltron deck worth playing

>>96115639
>Warp is a better version of max speed.
What the fuck am I reading man

>>96115714
Mental retardation. This is the same idiot who last thread said green had worse protection spells than red.

>>96115702
This is just lamer slicer/kharn

>>96115657
Damn I knew that ability felt familiar. Gonna be a great casual-ish deck with all my junk fatties sitting in my collection for years, going untouched

>>96114387
Four Fingered Fernando

>>96115639
>I want to like aetherdrift, I WANTED to like cowboys, but they are just so... lame? uninspired art and set design with fanfiction.net narratives
those are pretty much my feelings. the art direction of today's WotC is absolute ass, dogshit even. the stories are absolutely retarded. this is the franchise that birthed urza, and all they do is try to be disney 2.0

>>96115702
>I attack (because I have to)
>assign all of my trample damage to the creature and not the defending player
wow so difficult!

>>96115717
(You)

This is a pro-UB thread
Post Pro-UB things

>>96115702
>I attack (not because I have to, but because I want to)
>give him double strike, double power, double combat turns and kill two players with commander damage on the spot
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>96115795

So, why is this happening?
Not only are we getting multiple versions of the same people, but what's with the color changes here? Both Tannuk and Alpharaiel lost a color for their mythic versions

>>96115774
I don't think I've ever seen a group who realized they could do that.

>>96115795
>I'm gonna kill you, but first I'm gonna eat all this food
him and the fat fuck hobbit never disappoint in my rocco deck

>>96115806
because you LOVE THE STORY RIGHT MAGIC THE GATHERING THE GAME PLAYED FOR ITS STORY AND CHARACTERS PLEASE PLEASE LIKE THEM COMMANDER PLAYERS THIS COULD BE YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER COME ON PLEASEEEE

>>96115806
skylander ass safe horny bara bait

>>96115820
Honestly, I'm being overly critical. I wanted to build Alexios with stax and combat tricks for double strike, etc but ended up not bothering because one-note decks get so fucking boring. Most people don't realize Trample is just the right to assign extra damage to the defending player, not "if it's more, you get hurt". Banding is actually the silver bullet to Trample but they're too cowardly to bring it back.

>>96115751
>Kharn
Can still be sacrificed, can still attack you, doesn't get bigger, doesn't get haste, pathetic 5/1, no trample
>Slicer
Doesn't get bigger, IS FUCKING GOADED, no trample
Naw, Alexios is clearly superior to both and the only reason why anyone who choose them over him is because they're either a WH40k fag or a Transformer tranny.

>>96115774
This is why I filled my deck with as much unblockable and protection equipment I could justify. Also, you're clearly stupid because, don't you want to kill your opponents? I'm helping you!

>>96115802
If I wanted to do that, I'd just use the lesbos. Less reliant on the commander AND have all the +1/+1 counter synergies...oh wait, I do!

>>96115806
>Not only are we getting multiple versions of the same people, but what's with the color changes here?
really makes you think

>>96115784
(31)

>>96115837
This one always cracks me up.

>>96115833
I've literally told my playgroup how trample works. They don't care because "free damage" and most figure they can remove him before he becomes a problem. They never remove him enough for him not to be a problem. Also, I like him BECAUSE I can turn my brain off with him, also I love voltron and he's been my most successful attempt.

>>96115835
>If I wanted to do that
but you didn't, I did

>>96114383
One of these two for sure, but I can't say between the two

>>96115833
I've seen Alexios and Slicer do damage, but it was in groups that didn't know trample wasn't mandatory and it was in a different Rakdos deck that just happened to run forced combat guys. It's the kind of thing that survives from lack of player knowledge. You could probably get around that with stuff like Repercussions at least.

>>96115867
I never understood the autism to play imaginary card games on a Kingon Bat'leth practice forum.

Which should be the commander and which should be in the 99?

>>96114485
>4 mana draw three in Inalla
We're eating good tonight

>>96115881
I always understood it, and I revel in it

>>96115751
actually, of the three, I think slicer is the worst. as a kharn player, it might even be alexios > kharn > slicer.
slicer is 'give control or transform' so they can just sit around with your commander and deny your gameplan. also goad means the last guy can still hit you with him, not that slicer is changing control at that point, but other instances can come up.
alexios has the entire assault suit.
kharn I find the most interesting, however. you can build around both that he's a draw engine and prevents any damage instance, so you draw off any blasphemous act/rolling earthquake/etc. and can ping him to force him back. plus making deals with that guy who's whining he missed a land drop.

>>96115837
>Wait, our company needs a thief as well!
>Everyone slowly turns towards the black hobbit
>THIS SUMMER ... !
>Sheit Gandalf, I'm finna go for an adventure?
>COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU..!

>>96115885
Goddamn are transformers both ugly and corny

>>96114383
Either my Church of Avacyn deck or Erebos stax and punisher deck.

>>96115714
>OH DUDE DROPPING A CREATURE FOR ONE TURN - THAT INVOKES SPEED
>NAWWW DUDE THIS IS MAGIC. BRUH
>THATS AT LEAST LIGHTSPEED MECHANIC

faggot

>>96115659
>>96115664
>articulates reasons I don't like it
>bitches out
concession accepted

This pink hedgehog owes me sex

>>96115960
>articulates reasons I don't like it
>I vomited the same nonsense everyone says
>I am a free thinker
Summer break is half over

>>96115837
why are you black?

>>96115795
I've been having fun flipping him then the entire table going into a panic to figure out what to do, and watching people try to protect the player I target

>>96116039
I wanted to make an edit with the hand of that black guy on /pol/ who put a glove on, but I can't find the full version of the token art.

>>96115824
>find a character you like because of its art/card
>it often has a backstory that could fit on half of a post-it
>you need to wait years to maybe have the possibility see it again
>you have a good chance it randomly get killed
There is a reason nobody care about any MtG character. I wonder if there is a single player that like a character for what it is as a character and not just because he likes the card of the character.

>>96116018
>you: wacky races was actually a soulful set
>anon: here are the reasons it is soulless and lazy
>you: fuck you! your just saying what everyone else has already said!
Your argument lacks substance. You've yet to actually articulate what makes the wacky races so soulful.

I need to cut 7...

>>96116018
I'm thinking of including him in this deck.

>>96116076
blitzball is an auto-include in squall my guy

>>96116084
oops I didn't realize they were alphabetically sorted please disregard

>>96115894
Based

>>96116073
I think the anon you are talking with is just a contrarian and only pretend to like the set because most people dislike it.

>>96116061
that edit already exists but I can't find it. if some anon would be nice enough to repost it, that would be great.

>>96116114
Talking to yourself is shameful

>>96116149
It's the only way I had to have an intelligent conversation in this thread.

>>96114383
The Epstein list will be released before timmies realize this is a bad card

>>96114533
And here my ass is worried with 37

>>96116174
But it's a good card

>>96116076
I don't understand gravecrawler
do you get much out of yawgmoth here?
I want to say blood artist

>>96114942
Why in the fuck are you playing with cards worth over like 10 bucks in the first place though. I don't even like having my Avacyn out on the table much and she's double sealed and only like 20 bucks or some shit, the idea of my surge foil Terra or Tifa actually getting played in games seems retarded as hell dog

>>96115176
Type it without crying next time, gay boy, I'm sure people will take you serious then

>>96115346
I love that little nigga

>>96116231
>Impotent with rage and penis
Shame

>>96116193
>>96116090
yeah, gravecrawler was going to be a bit of an enabler but it's redundant.

https://archidekt.com/decks/14596458/squaller

>>96115795
I fucking love this card, it feels like an amazing showstopper in a deck with equipment

>>96116073
>Your argument lacks substance. You've yet to actually articulate what makes the wacky races so soulful.
Anon is aware it's pointless to try to convince you, you just want to whine. Like most magic players.

>>96116066
I think Sigarda and Gideon are pretty cool. Simple stories, sure, but I can enjoy them in a pulpy kinda way

>>96115795
How about pro-UB proxies

>>96116299
partners with me

>>96116299
Extra sloppy trash slop, kys

>>96116043
I like that card and I need to make a deck with it now, thanks anon

>>96116174
It's fun. I think the play is to turbo out Conjurer's Closet before you cast anything that can be warped.

>>96116308
i think they are sex

>>96116246
We don't sign our posts here

>>96116299
I like this concept but I think you can do better

>>96116299
>thematically accurate
>art and colours don't cut against standard card design
>instead of a brand new heckin exclusive card, reprint of established character making it more accessible
this is the way.

>>96115837
>got interested in this set until I found out aragorn was black
Call me racist or whatever but LOTR is one of the most white stories in the universe and Aragon is not a black dude and I'm so fatigued by this shit its unreal

>>96115702
Please look at my wife.

Thank you for looking at my wife.
I run Bloodthirsty Blade and Assault Suit to do what you do.

>>96116410
Based anon

>>96116299
This isn't the custom cards general, take your fucking slop and get the fuck out.

>>96116299
This is the custom card general, keep your fucking slop and stay

>>96115945
>Church of Avacyn deck
Can i see it please?

>>96116442
she cute :>

>>96116470
Those would constitute proxies, not custom cards, it even has the name of the real cards they are stand ins for right on hem. I know you probably just saw boobs and seethed, but they aren't custom cards.

>>96114383
This guy is pretty fucking based with the new spacecrafts with good ETBs. Also the cast from exile package in red is solid for him too. I like this guy.

Brother bought the Sonic cards to build, but he's giving me the Shadow card due to having no interest in Rakdos.
What would be the best way to build him?
Treasures? Haste/Flash Tribal aristocrats?

If i have an ongoing effect that reduces a white cost by 1, can I play a 5 cost card with this?

>>96116516
I don't have a decklist and am way too lazy to type one on the spot.
Basically, it's mostly humans from the various Innistrad sets (and a couple utility humans like Containment Priest and Mother of Runes), some stax pieces to slow my opponents down so my slow mono-W ass can keep up. The humans can keep up a fight but once I get enough mana to get the big girl out, then I can start dropping board wipes (I think I have 8 in there currently) and swinging for big chunks of commander damage.

>>96116267
>your not going to change your opinion so im going to give up without trying
Pathetic

>>96116523
I don't care about the technicalities you limp dick virgin faggot, it's slop fuck off

This card is fucking cracked

>>96114387
AI Andy

>>96116442
I said it a few threads ago but I think cloud can be a good assault suit commander since you can tutor it every game.

>>96114483
I'm so happy my Norin deck finally got to add a new card.

>>96116562
No, cost reduction does not change mana value.

>>96116566
Ah, thank you anyway anon.
It was an idea I had as well but had not built yet.
Hope its been going well for you

>>96116621
In PDH this could be your commander

>>96116641
>drix
it's just a fucking cat

>>96116643
Thanks anon, I thought that was the case but wanted to be a hundred

>>96114533
>friend asks me to help him fix his krenko deck because he always seems to stall out around turn 4-5
>start pulling deck apart
>bunch of high cmc winmore cards like Fiery Emancipation
>put lands in a pile
>18 mountains, 11 utility lands most of which come in tapped
>search deck again thinking I missed some
>ask him where the rest of his lands are
>"I only have 29 in there."

>>96116709

>>96116713
it's a monocolor deck anon, 29 is fine if you keep your average cmc low. This isn't the own you thought it would be.

HEY HERE’S A BETTER TQ
How do we violently execute faggot OPs who consoom Loot and other blatant Capeshit knockoff marketable plushies?

>>96116721
my deck runs only one color
therfore i only need one land

>he's still running land in decks

>>96116721
>ignores half the post where the problem is clearly stated
>"erm aschually anon this is fine if you don't have the exact problem you already mentioned"

Fuck you're dumb

>>96116721
There is no reality where you should be running less than 34 lands unless you have some wacky garbage that lets you just vomit them out from the deck.

Turn one you have seven cards to start with. If you have 34 lands you on average will have 2.4 lands in that hand, which is low, but if you mull to keep a 3 land hand is playable (you will rarely have to settle for a 2 mana hand, and you might be able to fish for card draw or ramp in that hand). On the following 3 draws you start at a 1 in 3 shot of drawing an additional land (31 remaining lands out of 93 remaining cards is 0.3333 repeating). That means that by the numbers you will have a fourth land drop (.33 repeating 3 times is an expected value of 1 or just below 1) by the time you run out of lands in hand, before any ramp, searching or draw increases. That is probably the bare minimum playable mana for any normal deck.

29 lands might as well not sit down at a table, the deck ain't done.

I pay money to get proxied basics with coomer UB on them.

>>96114383
B.Y.O.B (Bring your own boat)

Started playing this recently and it is so fun.

>>96114509
>2
Bitch we're gonna be drawing 5 a turn and you'll all LOVE IT

>>96114533
anything below 35 is absurd. I'd only go lower if the deck had a hilariously low mana curve and can operate off barely any lands, like my cheerios deck.

>>96116783
some experiences you wanna share? tech or general tips?
only things in my head are artifact recursion and haste, no idea what I wanna use as payoff

I kinda want to build Eggman and then make proxies for every vehicle/robot/construct so they are all Egg-themed stuff from the games. Like turning the Reaver Titan into Death Egg Robot.

>>96116811
how many lands can you get away with playing in 2cmc tribal?
how many lands can you get away with playing in 1cmc tribal?

>>96116841
kino

>>96116815
Glass cannon deck. You just constantly resummon the Titanic and dome someone every turn, attempting to double or triple the damage when possible. Damage doublers and power doublers will ensure sudden knock outs of players via commander damage. You'll have tons of treasures to just constantly resummon the thing and have no trouble doing so.

Back up is just abusing all the many treasure-supporting cards in red. Or artifact-pinging things like reckless fireweaver.

It's a very simple deck. Summon boat, crew boat, toss boat-missile at face, make treasure. I just find it amusing to toss titanics at peoples faces and the mass treasures ensure I rarely have no follow up.

>>96114566
i run him as a 99 on my tasha deck

>>96116841
Totally depends on the overall average CMC as well as what mana-amount the deck needs to be at to really do what it needs to do.

>>96116855
These two have been great game-enders for me, for when there's only one opponent left. By then I'll usually have like 15+ treasures out to one-shot them

>>96116855
>>96116886
sweet, but risky. too bad it doesn't work with double strike, that would be insane.

>>96116899
bro your assault suit?

>>96116899
You just use power doublers/triplers and damage multipliers instead of double strike. There's a bunch in red. Double strike is easier to come by but there is still more than a sufficient amount of power/damage multipliers.

https://archidekt.com/decks/14419040/terrable

What should I cut for splinter twin? (Bridge stays)

Also is it bm to use academy rector/omniscience?

>mld is too good for casual/low brackets
>mld sucks in competitive/high brackets
so where do you play mld?

>>96117048
With your three coolest friends

>>96116963
sphincter twins

>>96117048
You don't.

What are some single EDH deck boxes that are the best?
>holds 100 double sleeved cards
>room for token cards too
>room for dice
>preferably soft leather/faux leather outside
>window for commander preferable

I've seen ones like that for multiple decks, but I want one for each deck.

>>96117048
Do what "power 7" decks have already been doing for years with anything they know other players might object to.
Don't disclose it in pregame, drop it on players mid-game, then do mental gymnastics to justify how it's not (thing), it's just (other thing) and your opponents should have easily been able to play around it if their decks weren't greedy (do not elaborate on what you mean by this), and it's okay because (other thing) contributes towards your wincon.

>>96117073
>preferably soft leather/faux leather outside
This limits things a lot if you're trying to double sleeve things. If you're ok with plastic boxes then the best fitting single deck deck box I've found has been the Dragon Shield Double Shell ones. That's got enough space for a full double sleeved deck and some tokens without having to squeeze too much.The faux leather or soft deck boxes I've found don't have the space for double sleeved cards. Regardless of if they're single boxes or part of some multi deck box case. Even ones that claim they fit double sleeved cards I've found too tight to fully actually fit a whole deck.

>>96114605
>I do feel like I'm durdling too much though, kinda want to take it apart to build a more proactive theft deck
Should I?

the only thing that truly fucking pisses me off is when someones playing a token and they somehow dont have any fucking tokens so i just use dice for everything even when its completely different tokens or counters so its impossible to keep track of the fucking game state

>>96117182
That really is the most annoying shit. Especially when the faggots can't even bother splitting what is tapped and isn't.

>>96117182
I use a mattress as my token for a copy of Chaos Orb

>>96117182
>>96117188
I turn the d6 slightly for tapped, that will tell you, and I certainly at one point what just "forget" that token is actually tapped.

>>96117182
It pisses ME off when I don't have an actual token card for what I need or on the very rare instance run out of my tokens

>>96117182
>someone plays pic rel
>instead of having tokens, literally ANYTHING, they just put a random stock/booster pack filler card out with a d20 signifying how many there are
>"I'm gonna attack with 7 of these" while not tapping the random card
My 'tism for these things makes me seethe I can't lie

>>96117199
i have my clusterfuck of random tokens but for decks like amalia where i know im summoning multiple vampire tokens i have plenty
i played a game against baylen and he didnt have a single token except a random angel, but every other token was just the same colored d6 including his fucking treasure tokens, every time someone went to combat we had to spend 10 fucking minutes figuring out what tokens were which, there was just a cluster fuck of dice all over the board
>>96117211
like if your just using something as a one time thing for a random token sure, but holy fuck i dont like playing against token decks just to not deal with the headache

I just did a huge shitcum, c0mm4nd3r5 f0r th15 f33l?

>>96117199
Are you me? I have no joke nearly 100 gnome tokens for my Anim Pakal deck and I have run out and just wanted to scoop right then and there because it makes me cringe.

>>96117219
>like if your just using something as a one time thing for a random token sure
Your card creates a 1/1 soldier? Yeah sure use literally whatever card you have facedown, a fucking coin/key/food wrapper I don't give a fuck. Tons of tokens? You better fucking have an item for each token cuz I ain't dealing with "pile with random dice on it" bullshit, especially cuz I know they're gonna cheat the amount

Won one of my games at rhe sho tonight :)

>>96117236
everyone else always has the proper tokens or atleast tokens that match power and toughness, but the pure token decks never fucking use them

>>96117182
>Carry lots of tokens and dry erase ones as well
>person makes token
>they refuse my tokens and just want to use dice despite me giving them the correct token to use

>>96117182
Just lots of board wipes.

The only one excuse to have one token and a dice on top of it is for things like treasures, food, and etc or if a */* token

>>96117182
>play game one
>guy across from me plays lagomos
>give him a big dry erase token and he draws his elemental
>game ends and he erases it
>next game someone else plays lagomos
>he draws the same art on the token
>by the time he's done, the second guy has already played divine visitation
he changed the angry face on the elemental to a sad face

>>96117048
you play it in semi optimized jank piles with your 3 bros who dont give a shit about gay brackets of course

>>96117048
>If I can't run it at a level where it cripples all my opponents instantly and gives them no chance to recover for a free win I don't want to run it

>Activate only as a sorcery
I hate this clause so much. I just want to orb walk outside of blue and all I can fucking do with it is get a planeswalker emblem, yeah fucking right, or clock of omens and Ghirapur Aether Grid

>>96117457
You literally can't play it

>>96117317
treasures and food is fine, for X/Xs or */*s I put a die touching the token but not directly on it because this is also my autism.

>>96117457
it depends on the commander but i know this feel, when i first built savra with an un-optimized build she was too good for random pods even when they said they were playing "high power" and i would steam roll without trying or make 1 person unable to play but she wasnt good enough to hang in actual high powered games where people are actually playing proper decks
i

>>96117470
You can also use Network Terminal and Lodestone myr, bur yeah, the pickings are slim

>>96117470
It's the worst thing they've done design wise in a long time. With "only once per turn" being a close 2nd

>>96116963
>play doubling season
>flip terra
>gets two lore counters
>makes TWO extra doubling seasons first
>then EIGHT more
>cast
>instantly kills everyone

are superfriends decks fun or do they quickly get boring

>>96117535
>Play the 3rd boardwipe
>Forget which loyalty abilities you've used that turn
>Eventually one of them ults and you win
There's superfriends.

don't play coomer tokens, guys, the people who's opinions matter don't like it

>>96117470
You're supposed to sac it with bart and recast it with Lurrus

>>96117566
I'm still gonna. Maybe he shouldn't have a voice that makes my punch my screen after 10 seconds if you want me to take your opinions seriously.

>>96117586
i hate europeans

>>96117566
But I thought we hated coomer proxies because they are slop?
I cannot keep up with this threads opinion on coomer proxies

>>96114383
>Heliod v1 (the vigilance one)
Mono-White soft stax that makes it so people swinging at you is a bad idea
>Vnwxt
Mono blue aggro/flying men. Hasn't lost a game yet.
>Cynette
Classic Blink combo, uses jellyfish as a leverage to card draw or block.
>Titania
Mono green beats

Been looking for a good black and red deck. Was thinking Clive or Zirilan for red.

>>96117598
They aren't all terrible, but he definitely is.

>>96117566
I'll stop using coomer cards when
>The price of the game is low enough that proxying isn't the only way the game is playable
>The art on the official cards is good enough that I actually want to use them (doesn't even have to be titty coomer shit, just not ugly)
>The rules are effective enough that sanctioned events result in playable games instead of DBD-tier "the person that is actually trying to win will win" gameplay

>>96114370 (OP)
God I wish this stupid thing would get hit by a car.

I like Battlecruiser EDH and I'm not going to apologize for it.

>>96117610
I don't know what battlecruiser is

>>96117604
>Thread opinion.
Just hold your own opinion

>>96117615
Battlecruiser is a deck type and play pattern characterized by building up late-game boards of expensive and powerful permanents. It's very commonly seen among Timmys at tables that run very little interaction and boardwipes.

You can make decks to play like that at more high powered tables, but its prevalence among beginning players moving about a 'fleet' of fatties with long text boxes and big numbers causes the association to stick.

>>96117610
I love Debtor's Knell, but you really should replace it with the new adventure one, it's so much better and doesn't disrupt the intention

>>96117649
What is the cards name? Yes I am slowly rebuilding this deck from 2012 to the modern era. It's been my first EDH commander since 2010.

>>96117610
battlecruiser edh is based but sadly it just doesn't work in the modern era of more focused decks.

>>96114485
I like the flavor text. Maybe I'll take apart Winter for a bit and build Sheoldred.

>>96117655
I've seen it. I'm sure you can get it competently modernized without becoming too gay. Virtue of Persistence is the name.

>>96116783
Superior version

>>96117743
Holy shit, how did wizards get away with referencing two national tragedies on one card?

>>96117730
>Virtue of Persistence

Hmm. Read up on the adventure cards. I've seen a few of them, but not a 100% on how they work. Not sure I'd ever use that sorcery part of it, but I guess if I did, the card would then be in exile and I can cast later?

Combined with Academy Rector, which is usually how I get Debtor's Knell out early, would I be able to choose the sorcery, or would it just stick like a Debtor's Knell?

holy fuck i cant believe i never read this card properly, i always thought it was just a basic land

>>96117835
sorry i was so fucking stunned by my revelation i forgot the image, i genuinely never fucking noticed

>>96114383

>opponent plays an anthem
>starts putting dice on his creatures

>>96117799
Early 1900's were a different time for MTG

Why the fuck does Tef's Protection cost 30 bucks? Jesus Christ I just want to protect my lands from wipes

>>96117886
High-powered card + no reprints

>>96117865
Man, that's some foresight, to reference a recent tragedy and then also one that would take place a century later. I guess they REALLY hated brazillians back then.

>>96114370 (OP)
>MASTECTOmouse
Isn't a mastectomy the surgery to remove breasts? Seems a little too on the nose lmao

>>96117844
nope this guy wins games

>>96116827
I tried

>>96117965
>slop
nope

>>96117965
Splendid. I'll have to give this anon a prrromotion!

>>96117981
That isn't AI art.

>>96116827
Lucky for you there are thousands of sonic related pictures all over the internet for the robots. Should be easy to round out a deck of his robots.

>>96117994
based sonic autists making it easier to find art

I have just noticed that I only play UB decks these days. All my UW are collecting dust.

>>96118023
This except my mono color decks.

Why isn't this a card?

>>96118029
Say goodbye to your mono colored decks if wotc really releases mono colored avatar the last airbender precons. they'll be so pushed.

>>96118034
Please explain how you exile a random creature from an opponent's deck without searching or shuffling.

>>96118048
They could tweak it so that it takes the bottom card or X cards down and manifests it instead.

>>96118023
im the opposite i got into the game because of UB but theres so many more commanders i can build with actual magic i forgot about most of my UB stuff until FF released, and even then im still building random commanders from UW

>>96118044
Based on store listing leaks, Spider-man and Avatar might miss out on Commander precon products.

>>96118048
>BUT BUT BUT BUT
>how do I pull a random creature card out of my opponents deck!?

trigger, that player shuffles their library and reveals cards until they reveal a creature card. Exile it, and create a token, except it's a 1/1 enchantment creature.

>>96118076
Man that's an entirely new form of complete ass design space: Make your opponents shuffle twice in a single trigger.

>>96118084
or just reveal off the top.. the deck is already randomized most of the time.

>>96118075
So like Assassin’s Creed? Also a Beginner Box like Foundations? Odd.

>>96118075
really weird for avatar. It is perfectly set up for four precons

>>96118075
that shop is posting fake offerings for search engine optimization. Spiderman wont have precons confirmed by wotc. Avatar will have precons if maros 18 precons in 2025 post is true.

>>96118105
I guess you won't mind me lapsing your wincon, exiling it and getting a 1/1 copy of it.

Finding something in the deck at random and looking from the top of the deck are very different effects with very different implications on both synergy and cost.

>>96118075
We already know that neither will have precons... for some reason.

>>96117211
Would your autism be soothed if they put two differently colored d20s to indicate tapped vs untapped? If so, you can fix your own buttrage.

>>96118110
It would still be Standard set release, so no Beyond booster scams.
>mfw spider-man was originally planned as beyond booster set, but wotc moves it to standard rotation
>once spider-man was locked into standard roadmap, marvel denied wotc using spider-man license on arena
>enter through the omenpaths reskins

>>96118068
>>96118076
Both of these do different effects that require changes for the card, sorry.

Now that the dust has settled, is this set incredibly lame or what? The only commander that caught anyone's attention is Ragost

>>96118291
How much of the set do we have already? Besides Ragost Tannuk seemed like he could be cool. There's also Xu-Ifit.

>>96118301
Tannuk seems cool admittedly

Plot wise, what the fuck happened here?

>>96118291
they had one job and they fucked it up

>>96118355
>i literally CANNOT enjoy things that don't stimulate me sexually
porn addiction rehabilitation anon

>>96118367
not an argument

>>96118344
Factorio Shattered Planet reference!!! Based WotC!!!

>>96118344
Why the fuck does this also make you sac a land? The effect is already dogshit being an aggro effect that asks you to waste 12+ outgoing damage before it's online.

>>96118344
this seems like utter garbage

>>96118344
Wow red got fucked in this cycle.

>>96118344
This card reeks of "red got out of control and we made last-minute changes so we wouldn't have another good red mythic"
I find it hard to imagine they thought this effect was on par with the other four.

>>96118416
Reminds me of this

>>96118445
It really feels that way which is pretty funny because if it's true, then it makes WotC even stupider. A land with "Station 12+" could read "You win the game" and it would suck in every 60-card format.

>>96118344
>>96118453
>Station 12
Wtf.
You know my initial reading of this card was bad even without that, somehow I missed the fact that you need to station it in order to even use its crappy ability. This is terrible

>>96118344
Station is so fucking bad
>waste like 20 power to turn an artifact into a creature or get a mediocre availability
>can't even do it at instant speed. So you'll end up leaving yourself with fewer blockers
I'm not sure when these are for in a game. When you've already won? If I am on the back end then I don't want to tap out my blockers to station. If I am ahead, I'd rather just do damage. When is stationing ever worth it?

>>96118472
>When is stationing ever worth it?
Unfortunately, I don't think it ever is

>>96118472
I think its a good mechanic, but they were really, REALLY conservative with the powerlevel for this initial appliation. Like you said, the ships we got aren't really worth the enourmous opportunity cost of charging them. Hopefully it will be iterated upon in the future, like in a modern horizons set

>>96118445
Is this still the worst mythic of all time?

>>96118472
>When is stationing ever worth it?
Genuinely the only thing I can think of is using the planets to cuck goad strategies.

>>96118497
Ah yes because as we all know there's no middle ground between "unplayably shit" and "1-drop that endlessly shits out value if it survives to EoT"

>>96118542
Did i say that?

>>96118551
Motherfucker when was the last time Modern Horizons brought back a mechanic without breaking it?

>>96118555
This card i picked as a random example brought back modified and outlast, and its not particularly broken. I understand where you're coming from, but not everything from MH is completely broken. Just an unfortunate amount of it.

please let me use this as my commander

>>96118624
no

>>96118624
Any black card can be your commander

>>96118291
Is ot fully revealed? Cant be only q5 legendaries guess I didnt look at spacecraft

>>96118624
They need to make more backgrounds and background commanders

>>96118681
This card does nothing

>>96118687
it makes tokens that flood the board with tokens

>>96118472
Nooo, Stations are super powerful! Didn't you listen to the shills on youtube and in previous threads?! Being able to station at instant speed would be game-breakingly busted!!

>>96118730
>spend 20 power stationing my ship
>it gets killed with a 2 mana black removal
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>96118707
But why

>>96118741
Are you really asking why a card called Skeletal Swarmer swarms with skeletons?

>>96114568
>>96118730
>>96118736
isn't stationing actually the only way to turn on these abilities too?
are the effects tied to the charge counters? or just if its a creature or not?
can't be that because only some become creatures
does it only depend if the ability specifies that it is a creature?

>>96118773
station abilities are based on charge counters
not everything stationed becomes a creature, only if it has a P/T

>>96118773
yeah they only get the abilities next to the number once stationed for that much

Jenova might be a good commander for station decks (if such a thing exists)

atleast the eternity elevator is a thran dynamo even if you don't station it.

>>96118730
Dude, stations are fucking amazing.
Did you know that if you use one you can see TRAINS? And not just like, one train, but a LOT of trains! They stop at them all the time! You can even got ON the trains!

>>96115176
I always make sure everyone has a sufficiently large enough penis before playing with them so this does not apply to me.

>>96118930
based cock inspector

>>96114383
I really don't know why he isn't played more.

>>96118978
I don't play r*d

>>96118981
I think it's cool.

>>96117073
Look on aliexpress, you see lots like you described.

>>96118981
Cringe

>>96118981
this but back in 2018

>don't have enough uncommon wildcards to make a deck
Fuck this game

>>96119176
Hey buddy i think you got the wrong door, arena general is two threads down

>>96117605
>>Vnwxt
>Mono blue aggro/flying men. Hasn't lost a game yet.
Post list

>>96119217
I didn't notice. brb killing myself

>>96118681
>i want the Grist line of text, but this time for hecking Enchantments XDD

>>96118344
>Plot wise, what the fuck happened here?
The kava cracked their planet by accident mining it and they're slowly evacuating it

>>96119217
fuck you

>>96115702
Built him recently, now I usually bring him out if I don't want a game to last for 3 hours.

>>96118344
>>96119299
>the WotC cracked the red by accident milking it and they're slowly evacuating all the good cards from it

>>96117605
Use this fookin legend for red.

>>96118291
It's extremely lame BUT I hate it for reasons that make it AWESOME to the typical midwits that make up most mtg players now

>space is the most boring setting possible, triply so for space fantasy
>yet another stupid artifact/vehicle focused set with the secondary focus on +1/+1 counters
>more stupid set mechanics
>vehicles are now commanders
>strong, borderline pushed but extremely boring value engine cards some of which will be near auto includes in their archetypes until the next pushed replacement comes along
>yet more new stupid creature types when something like Drix could've just been Aetherborn or Cats

I could go on but I won't. The only thing they did right was reprinting some Shock Lands to try and lower the price. Also autists don't (You) @ me to seethe, if you do just tell us what you like about the set.

>>96118453
I can't wait to blow up things with station the exact moment a player gets the number of counters on it needed to unlock its ability. I'm going to hold up better used removal just to do it to watch the light drain from their eyes.

>>96119734
You will not touch my commander.

>>96119746
Congrats on getting to 20 counters!

>>96119788
That isn't a creature or vehicle.

>>96119746

>he thinks spaceships are vehicles

>>96119746
>>96119813
>>96119876

>tfw the science geeks are busy stationing their shit without a single thought and not realizing all they've been doing is preparing a banquet for a primordial being

fellas.
at my LGS there is always at least 1-2 players who play graveyard related decks, and frankly I'm tired of letting them get away with it.

I would like to play a commander based around graveyard hate.
I wouldn't mind if it milled me a bit as well, so I could draw benefit from "exile a card from a graveyard" et.c. from my own graveyard as well.

Any suggestions?

>>96120147
Dennick, Pious Apprentice if you just want to stop basic reanimation + control. If you wanna just blast people's graveyards into the shadow realm, then probably Jirina, Dauntless General which might be the best option period. Black has most of the "exile someone's graveyard" cards like Bojuka Bog, Agent of Erebos, Ravenous Trap, etc. Plus there's tons of single-card effects like Tymaret, Chosen from Death. Also cards like Tomik, Distinguished Advokist and Kunoros, Hound of Athreos with prevention effects

>>96120147

>>96120266
>from anywhere
looks like mill's back on the menu boys
The only drawback is that it isn't more black, but maybe that can be a boon as well.
>green ramp
>white removal
>black graveyard removal + mill
Hmmm...

>>96119684
>one [1(wan)] valid criticism

>>96114509
Just target one of your own creatures that has a death trigger on it, easy.

>>96117822
I mean, it's exactly the same card with a good removal spell attached to it.

>>96117610
No one cares nor are they asking you to anon

>>96117886
>my lands from board wipes
Stop playing with regards lmao. And stop being a fucking moron yourself if all you care about is lands there are about 10 cards that will protect them for you for a dollar you dumb fucking nigger

>>96118076
YES!!!!!!!! I definitely want a five minute trigger every combat phase what fun design!

>>96117886
Don't be retarded anon. Theres plenty of ways to protect your lands in white that doesnt involve being a EDHREC glue eater

>be familiar with regulars at 2-3 LGS by playing wed/fri alternating places
>bullshit, talk with them a bit, regularly enough that I know what they are up to
>end up never playing with them because they have their group

I ran into 1 of these guys at magiccon (literally ran into each other), exchanged numbers, never played a game.

I feel like I'm getting weirdly 'friend zoned'. Kind of pissed me off a bit because I had horrible games with 2 autistic cheaters and it made me resent them.

maybe I should just take edibles before I play...

>>96120452
>5 minute trigger
>is literally etali ETB but for creatures

fucking retards

>>96120588
Except its literally not? The fuck are you on about? Etali flips the top card, thats it.
>ermm shuffle i guess
>then reveal off the top UNTIL you hit a certain creature type!!!
>ermmm then I guess we have to shuffle those cards back in lol xd
Kill yourself you dishonest fucking nigger

>>96120147
here. this makes people rage like no other.

mists of stagnation, web of inertia, few others.


https://moxfield.com/decks/MtKFab2fZkWALzFWC_39Kg

>>96120147
Syr Konrad.

>>96118796
I actually just pulled Jenova yesterday and was thinking about decks she'd be fun in, funny enough

>>96120603
goodness, now I'm torn between green-white-black and black-blue!

>>96120603
>Doomsday Excruciator
might I finally have a proper functional use for that most beloved of cards?

>>96120602
>being a dipshit
you can forgo shuffling.. like I said. Etali ETB.

>>96120603
How does pic rel work with leyline of the void?

>>96120803
>>96120603
>hivemind
>selective memory
>morality shift

>sit in pod with friends, all bracket 2 decks
>random guy comes up (let's call him anon) with his cowboy precon
>tell him we all play bracket 2
>he goes "that's okay, bracket 2 is supposed to be precon power level"
>friends and me look at each other
>warn anon that our decks are above precon power level
>anon demands to see our decks
>flickers through one of them for 30 seconds, then just laughs
>"that shitty deck could never win against a precon"
>shrug it off and start the game together with him
>kill anon on t5 with combat damage
>he starts laughing, yells "I knew it! I knew you were pubstompers! bracket 2 is for precons!"
>scoops and leaves while yelling how he has friends and doesn't need to play with randoms

>>96120816
He is right. You and your friends are pubstompers

>>96120824
>your deck is shit
>AIEEEE PLEASE DON'T STOMP ME WITH SHIT DECK
sup anon, still angry?

>>96120845
What a weird respons. You and your friends are pubstompers anon and thats cool

Think my Commander card is coming in the mail later today, wish me luck anons

>>96120906
Does mail come on Friday where you are?

>>96120990
Most people get mail all days but sunday

>>96120995

>>96120816
>unanimously deciding to focus the cocky player because you cant handle just a bit of banter
do you play sitting on each others lap too?

>>96121074
no, I alone went for me

>>96120894
kek
>>96121074
no, I alone went for him

>>96121110
are you drunk, or am i?

>>96121041
I knew exactly what this image would be before i opened it and it still made me laugh

>>96121117
Yeah I mean if one person can take someone out by t5 youre objectively not playing in bracket 2.

>>96121198
thats just the nature of voltron (and why i generally hate it)

>>96121198
it happens more often than you would believe

>>96121170
Your joy brings me joy, anon

>>96121226
I realised that I don't like voltron because it's always feast or famine. Your entire strategy depends on your commander, so if people keep removing them you'll just lose and be unable to do anything.

>>96121198
Lol
Lmao
Kek

>>96121260
>>96121260
>>96121260

>>96121249
Voltron is shit because your entire gameplan is
a)
>killing the first player early, leaving him on watch for worst case 2 hours or so
b)
>immediatly get clapped down by the other two players
its a pretty hard strategy to consistenly win with.
all it does is basically be the "that one player in the pod made me discard a single card four games ago so i take revenge right now"

truly an F tier strategy

>>96120603
Is the goal of the deck for you to wind up dead and the rest of the table in prison for life for all the fucking shuffling you're forcing everyone to do?

>>96121429
shuffling? what are you talking about

>>96120147
honestly, you are pretty retarded to not run main deck grave hate everywhere you go in current year where grave has been the second hand for close to 10 years

>>96121198
>"Sorin's Vengeance is too powerful"-tier