>>96466845
This is around the time I reveal myself as the Big Bean Voltron player and I'll explain how you don't give a shit about any of that.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, so you full send that bitch and put the table on notice. Run some backup creatures that help you stack up your commander and give you board state. If they remove your commander, tough shit, replay them. You want protection, you want interaction, you want to manage aggro at the table.

>>96229272
Well I run monowhite equipment, so my options are limited. I also don't like running X & Y Swords because they're expensive.

That said, if I could only run 5 equipment for my commander (pic related) it would be the following:
#1: Colossus Hammer - Gives me lethal
#2: Brotherhood Regalia - Gives me unblockable and some protection
#3: Lightning Greaves - Gives me haste and more protection
#4: Genji Glove - Gives me another swing I sorely need
#5: Batterskull - Keeping my commander from turning sideways gives me at least one blocker for "the really big thing" I might be missing on board; Lifelink puts me forward killing other players or their creatures, so I can face-tank for a turn cycle.

These of course are only my choices if I literally can't pick any others. There are a few other toys that are great for their specific scenarios and I have substantial redundancy (especially on haste sources).

>>96115702
Please look at my wife.

Thank you for looking at my wife.
I run Bloodthirsty Blade and Assault Suit to do what you do.

>>95951386
TQ: I can't quit my wife. No big tricks, no big stax pile, no hard feelings. I am going to pick up a stick and hit you with it; if I hit you-- you lose.

Thanks to Genji Glove I can now actually win games moving first too.

>>527678324
depends on your definition of sexy