Post them short girls.

Why?

Classic is best.

Obligatory goblin post.

Do dwarves count despite being size category medium?

>>96127611

>>96127602
I'll allow it

>>96127591
>princess paladin
>height-compensator crown
Absolutely inspired 10/10 design.

Race: Construct or Undead?
Size: Small

>>96127972
Not /tg/

>>96128156
cry me a river

>>96128176
You FROMtroons are a touchy bunch aren't you?

>>96127499
Why are goblin girls so fucking breedable

>>96128195
Just the way they are.

HASHUT HASHUT HASHUT

>>96127240 (OP)
current pathfinder character

>>96128489
Cute, I'd fuck her.

Here's my cleric gnome from a current Strahd campaign

>>96128534
first off, that's a travesty
write an AI program to kill yourself
second, fuck netflix for killing this right as it began

Teapots are valid too.

>>96129038
Short GIRLS anon.

>>96127240 (OP)
Crypto-cunny thread

>>96128527
>goth shorty
I didn't realize I needed this

>>96129038
God damn, lil bro is PACKING. That saddle is there for the bird's safety.

>>96129081
>That sign won't stop him cause he can't read!

>>96127240 (OP)

>>96128275

>>96129108
>fat fucking tits
>cunny
Retard

>>96129038
What the hell is a teapot?

>>96131804
Short and stout?

>>96131667
>he doesn't know

>>96131804
>>96131922
With a big "spout."

>>96127413
that is AI slop impersonating a classic
Bad Doggie.

>>96133230
Think it's just a really bad upscale of the original image.

>>96128195
Science answered that decades ago.

>>96131667
It's called oppai LMAO

>>96128195
Because you have a Latina fetish.

>"Hey humie."

>>96134403
she cute. still would

>>96133273
>>96133714
>>96133718
>>96133727
Fantasy dwarfs are so underrated in the lewd category of the NSFW side of fantasy and lewd side of TTRPG settings that it is unfair.

>>96134659
They look so fucking bad, Larian are hacks

>>96136290
be the /lewd/ you want to see, anon. >>96065553 will welcome you fully into the fold. for all your lewd needs.

and use >>96062495 to run the non /lewd/ parts.

>>96136290
Big true

>>96141428
The combination of smaller size, dumbass beard discussions, and generally being ignored in favor of male dwarves drinking and digging does do a disservice to anything that could be done with the concept.

>>96127240 (OP)
Should halflings have pointed or round ears?

>>96142493
Round. Only elves and goblins should have pointy ears.

>>96142493
Depends on ethnicity.

>>96142493
I rather like the idea of them having mouse-like ears, alongside other rodent features to play into the whole "country mouse" idea.

>>96141860
Why would I buy a bra? I don't have tits.

>>96142753
">ZIPPITY ZAP NOW YOU'RE A CHICK WITH HUGE BAPS!"

>>96143110

>>96141732
Where do you draw the line; is that a dwarf or just a short, busty woman?

>>96143735
Dwarfettes need more stocky proportions.

>>96143735
Proportions mostly. She has to look at her full comfortable height despite only being 4 foot tall.
She for example is a dwarf, I think the lack of exposure makes people see them like Sherrice: with disbelief, that she's supposed to be a dwarf when we have in our heads they're all bearded men.

>>96143752

>>96143735
3'-4' tall valkyrie with giant bewbs and ass and hips.

>>96142493
Tolkien said in a letter that Hobbits have slightly pointed, leaf-shaped ears.

>>96131804
A short male. The "spout" is the penis.

>>96142753
For your wife.

>>96131804
Grab shortstack, remove booba and give dong, the teapot is the male version of a shortstack. See manlet vampire below for an example.

>>96133714
>>96133718
>>96133727
She's a pervert

>>96136832
Nice doujin but it cutting back to show the guy crying so much was annoying. What a waste of panels.

>>96146514
Cute pervert.

>>96146910
Japs love the idea of personal connection between artisan or fighter and their respective tools of trade.
Rudy here should qualify as honorary dwarf, she's small, stubborn, and obsessed with crafting.

>>96146286
That's a male?

>>96146286
>Blackwhiplash

I'm being activated....

>>96141860
Are those tupperware container lids?

>>96151292
Kinda looks that way, but seeing as how that bra can barely contain her, she might be on to something.

>>96127240 (OP)
For me, it's lalas

i love halfling thieves

>>96151434
I'm retarded who are the 2 pinks in the middle between nanamo and shatoto

>>96153027
Wait i'm retarded it's just lalai herself not shatoto, still no idea who the pinks are though

>>96151832

jannies = trannies

>>96128195
Because people draw them as thirsty semen demons.

>>96153034
Giott from Shadowbringers and I'm guessing someone's WoL lala because I don't know who the middle pink is either

>>96129081
No AI

>>96158714
fuck you.

>>96151434
Hows your transition going?

>>96127794
I latched onto Rosie after running Skulls and Shackals. She often shows up in my games as an NPC at the local tavern or inn playing.

>>96159224
Fuck you, flesh-traitor. Repent, lest the Butlerian Jihad not spare you.

>>96151500
She's an elf, though.

>>96160302
No.

>>96129961
This reminds me of the short, fat assyrian girl who used to work the front desk at the RV center. Fat middle eastern women can just keep packing it on and for some reason, they just look good. She was 4'11, probably 200+ and would have made for a perfect chaos dorf wife.

OP, I want you to know that this thread and especially the thread pic has sent me into an existential crisis about not having married a girl under 4' with large breasts. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>96160302
Nope. My ai robot wife will also be the personal security model and will be > level IV plate resistant, while being licensed to carry and use a belt fed FN Minimi in 7.62mm in my defence.

>>96161565
We all feel that existential dread anon.

>"Need somethin' machined bud? There's a surcharge for starin' ya know."

>>96163278
>There's a surcharge for starin'

>>96142772
Okay but do I keep my dick though?

>>96132426
I know this art style but can't recall their name and saucenao is giving me nothing, help?

>>96164902
No.
She takes no accountability, which explains why there's a 5 to 1 female to male ratio.

>>96165150
Fine. I guess I'll have to find another witch.

Too much green.

dawf

>>96165096
Not sure if it's actually him, but you're being reminded of Incase.

I like dwarves but they smell rather bad.

>>96129961
>>96128275
>>96165786
>>96165876

short and fat is top tier. Convenient size with extra thick

Size category: Small girls in thongs!

>>96167748
>totem for scale
>can't actually infer how big the totem is

>>96167907
Roughly 1 halfling in height.

>>96168392
What if it's an elf?

>>96151434
Bro never go full pedo.

>>96168396
that's Lidda, one of the 3rd edition "iconics", totally a halfling

This one is slightly brain damaged from handling explosives and other such misadventures, but otherwise a total bro (sis?)

>>96142772
If I'm already a guy with (massive) tits, what happens? I lose my dick and ability to take responsibility for my choices?

>>96168489
men don't have tits. trannyfaggot.