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Anonymous No.96317536 >>96317555 >>96317632 >>96318728 >>96318874 >>96319990 >>96320082 >>96320765 >>96320787 >>96321074 >>96321185 >>96323887 >>96324558 >>96326039 >>96326108 >>96326211 >>96326235 >>96327059 >>96327537 >>96327851 >>96327916 >>96332195 >>96334464 >>96335754 >>96337858 >>96343042 >>96343159 >>96345144 >>96349439 >>96350297 >>96350910 >>96356743 >>96360320 >>96361529 >>96364523 >>96385464 >>96387015 >>96407821 >>96407828 >>96410064 >>96412068 >>96414354 >>96416037 >>96419595 >>96425435 >>96428111 >>96428199 >>96429958 >>96429997 >>96430456 >>96437283 >>96438347 >>96445650 >>96448362 >>96460157 >>96462393 >>96475253
Your adventuring party comes across a frog.
Anonymous No.96317542 >>96317556 >>96337858 >>96406562 >>96433191 >>96433394 >>96452672
Well is it a magic frog?
Anonymous No.96317555 >>96404790
>>96317536 (OP)
ok, i don't care.
Anonymous No.96317556 >>96337858 >>96359308 >>96454865
>>96317542
No it’s just a regular frog.
Anonymous No.96317588
I lick it
Anonymous No.96317632 >>96399421
>>96317536 (OP)
They adopt him.

I know my players, they do that shit all the time.
Anonymous No.96318692
Rolled 14 (1d20)

I roll to pet the frog.
Anonymous No.96318708
dice+1d20
I roll to fuck the frog.
Anonymous No.96318717 >>96320477 >>96361663 >>96404798
Rolled 13 (1d20)

I roll to fuck the frog.
Anonymous No.96318728
>>96317536 (OP)
I use the Shocktrooper + Power Attack charge combo on the frog
Anonymous No.96318782 >>96325553
The frog has zero comprehension of just how important their quest is. Nonetheless they take it with them anyway.
Anonymous No.96318844 >>96319006
Anonymous No.96318874
>>96317536 (OP)
I ask my frog familiar to talk with the frog to get a lay if the land, where the good flies are at, etc. etc. surely this will aid us in our quest to rout out the filth cultists
Anonymous No.96318875 >>96318888 >>96318915 >>96318994 >>96320477 >>96411659
Rolled 1 (1d20)

I roll to put the frog up my anus
Anonymous No.96318888 >>96318908
>>96318875
FUCKING BASED
KINO
LEGEND
DICE WAS STACKED
Anonymous No.96318908
>>96318888
W-what happens to me now
Anonymous No.96318915 >>96439889
>>96318875
The nanosecond you begin reaching for the frog with anal intent, it hops away into the river and is never to be seen again.
Anonymous No.96318994 >>96319924
>>96318875
Why anon
Anonymous No.96319006 >>96319126
>>96318844
Quit lookin at me with them big ol eyes
Anonymous No.96319126 >>96320435
>>96319006
Anonymous No.96319924
>>96318994
I'm roleplaying a man who acts on his desires, not one who is caged by convention
Anonymous No.96319990
>>96317536 (OP)
I spend a Fortune. No we don't.
Anonymous No.96320062 >>96320567 >>96469376
Those are toads you morans
Anonymous No.96320082
>>96317536 (OP)
Pic rel
Anonymous No.96320435
>>96319126
heh
Anonymous No.96320477 >>96321425
>>96318717
>>96318875
Hippity Hoppity, what the fuckity?!
Anonymous No.96320567 >>96327944
>>96320062
All toads are frogs. Not all frogs are toads.
Anonymous No.96320765 >>96320890
>>96317536 (OP)
Anonymous No.96320787
>>96317536 (OP)
I wish to know his secrets, so may I spin my d14 to see if my Frog Cajoling Qualia allows me to entice the frog?
Anonymous No.96320890 >>96320943
>>96320765
More
Anonymous No.96320943
>>96320890
Anonymous No.96321074
>>96317536 (OP)
I hail the frog.
Anonymous No.96321185
>>96317536 (OP)
i eat it
Anonymous No.96321425
>>96320477
Hippity hoppity, get onto my cockity.
Anonymous No.96323887
>>96317536 (OP)
I'm fucking the frog Ted
Anonymous No.96324558 >>96349308
>>96317536 (OP)
Anonymous No.96325553
>>96318782
based
he will sit on the wizard's shoulder
Anonymous No.96325980 >>96326034
Obligatory: https://youtu.be/xwQd3XHbTDc?si=bV6UZiZPyGbBhjv5
Anonymous No.96326034
>>96325980
Aaaand that’s enough internet for today
Anonymous No.96326039
>>96317536 (OP)
ITS A FROG!
ASSEMBLE THE GUARD
Anonymous No.96326108
>>96317536 (OP)
I kiss the frog hoping it'll transform.
Anonymous No.96326211
>>96317536 (OP)
Anonymous No.96326235
>>96317536 (OP)
>inb4 fairy party so one us gets fucking eaten
Anonymous No.96327023 >>96327570
If the setting has SAN/morale mechanics, maybe the frog's cuteness restores a few points to the party's emotional stats.
Anonymous No.96327059 >>96327724
>>96317536 (OP)
Your adventuring party comes across a frog.
Anonymous No.96327537 >>96327583
>>96317536 (OP)
Did you guys know frogs can scream?
Anonymous No.96327570 >>96327878
>>96327023
Your party gazes upon the frog. Its elongated limbs move slowly, deliberately, with primal intent. It's slimy, brownish torso rises and falls with each breath in the uncanny rythm. And then, there are the eyes. There's nothing inside. Nothing but the void. The void and HUNGER.
Make a sanity check.
Anonymous No.96327583
>>96327537
>reee
Anonymous No.96327724 >>96329987
>>96327059
i know exactly witch conan novel this image is from, howard was the GOAT at writing lesbian bdsm scenes.
Anonymous No.96327851
>>96317536 (OP)
It's obviously a temporarily cursed adventurer, so I search the area for where he dropped all his treasure.
Anonymous No.96327878
>>96327570
Bastard.
Anonymous No.96327916 >>96327965 >>96338965 >>96395358
>>96317536 (OP)
Excellent, another one for the collection
Anonymous No.96327944
>>96320567
Frog and Toad are friends.
Anonymous No.96327965 >>96328285 >>96328300 >>96332131
>>96327916
What they doin.
Anonymous No.96328285
>>96327965
having session0
Anonymous No.96328300 >>96329217
>>96327965
It’s a cabal of wizards
It never takes the same shape twice
Anonymous No.96329217
>>96328300
why are you collecting wizards
Anonymous No.96329987
>>96327724
Just a reminder that Thalis was smitten with Conan, and wanted to kill Natala (his girl of the week) in order to have him all to herself. She was not a lesbo.
Anonymous No.96332131
>>96327965
They are planning the Pekopon conquest.
Anonymous No.96332195 >>96335714 >>96340642 >>96447799
>>96317536 (OP)
>Your adventuring party comes across a FROG.
Anonymous No.96334031 >>96339476 >>96345047
Poke it with a stick. It might be an enemy wizard's familiar.
Anonymous No.96334464
>>96317536 (OP)
Is it Wednesday already?
Anonymous No.96335714
>>96332195
Sexo.
Anonymous No.96335754
>>96317536 (OP)
Frogs are our friends.
Anonymous No.96337858 >>96337872
>>96317536 (OP)
>>96317542
>>96317556
Then why was it singing and dancing just now?
Anonymous No.96337872 >>96340285
>>96337858
The fuck are you talking about, it's just sitting there.
Anonymous No.96338965
>>96327916
An all druid party, nice!
Anonymous No.96339114 >>96425353
Anonymous No.96339476
>>96334031
It puffs up and goes rrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.96340285
>>96337872
It was dancing I swear it! Just like this! C’mon frog, dance!
Anonymous No.96340642 >>96447799
>>96332195
The Haven Troopers were so fucking cool and hot.
Anonymous No.96341594
>The frog is smug and also a shit-poster
Anonymous No.96343042
>>96317536 (OP)
I pee on it.
Anonymous No.96343159
>>96317536 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV5o1E8NPMQ
Anonymous No.96345047
>>96334031
It starts screaming.
Anonymous No.96345144
>>96317536 (OP)
Here comes that frog. All right! Maybe he will settle near me and I can pet him and put him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf to recreate what he's used to.
Anonymous No.96345968
Rolled 1 (1d6)

froug
Anonymous No.96349308 >>96359301 >>96379487
>>96324558
What a strange place to find a frog.
Anonymous No.96349322
HELLO MY BABY. HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAG TIME GAAAAAAAALLL
Anonymous No.96349439
>>96317536 (OP)
This is too much stress.
I've been meaning to talk to you about this issue, DM.
I can't handle this frog - I quit the campaign
Anonymous No.96350220
a frog
Anonymous No.96350271 >>96352978 >>96363717
What do you do
Anonymous No.96350297 >>96430330
>>96317536 (OP)
Anonymous No.96350910
>>96317536 (OP)
Finally, a Normal Type Elementoad to add to my collection!
Anonymous No.96352978 >>96354894 >>96354904
>>96350271
Is that real
Anonymous No.96354894
>>96352978
Yes
Anonymous No.96354904
>>96352978
It’s wheel.
Anonymous No.96355094
Anonymous No.96356743
>>96317536 (OP)
It cute. I take.
Anonymous No.96359301
>>96349308
He was jewish
Anonymous No.96359308 >>96360122
>>96317556
We walk around the frog
Anonymous No.96359312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us3pCHd8PLs
Anonymous No.96360122 >>96360527
>>96359308
No, you don’t.
Anonymous No.96360320 >>96361817
>>96317536 (OP)
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.96360527 >>96361739
>>96360122
shit, it's a quantum frog
Anonymous No.96361529
>>96317536 (OP)
My dog eats it.
GageMuru No.96361663
>>96318717
Found the Bard.
Anonymous No.96361739
>>96360527
>shit, it's a quantum frog
Which finds itself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that its next leap will be the leap home…
Anonymous No.96361817
>>96360320
Frorb? Frorg?
Anonymous No.96363717
>>96350271
o shit waddup!
Anonymous No.96364523 >>96365975
>>96317536 (OP)
Put benis in froag
Anonymous No.96365975
>>96364523
Do not fuck the frog.
Anonymous No.96369827 >>96370849
common toad
Anonymous No.96370849
>>96369827
common toad w
Anonymous No.96373627 >>96375639
Anyone else like frogs (and toads) a bit TOO much
Anonymous No.96375639 >>96376342
>>96373627
i really like the way toads exist and im surprised that they used to be associated with the devil

they eat bugs and slugs and pests and are good to protect crops.... if you take care of the toads they take care of you
Anonymous No.96376342 >>96376419
>>96375639
Dumb myths mixed with aesthetic morality. Toads don't even cause warts, those are glands. Sadly a lot of animals that are really good frens get a bad rap for being slightly ugly, it's a shame. Toads and Possums and most Spiders are good frens we should like more.
Anonymous No.96376419
>>96376342
toads are hardy and resilient.

but what do you think about cane toads. they are toads but also pests. are they still friends
Anonymous No.96379487
>>96349308
It's definitely not our wizard who polymorphed a demon into one.
Anonymous No.96381643 >>96386579
Pathetic human
Anonymous No.96381725
Thoughts on frogmen?

>Level of anthro/animal trait hierarchy.
>Should they be civilized
>Alignment
>Talents/Magic
>Their niche in the world/relation to other races
>Their gods


Also here's a frog I drew with some other creatures.
Anonymous No.96385261
froge
Anonymous No.96385464 >>96394112
>>96317536 (OP)
Now that we have found GOD we can complete our Full Life Course!
Anonymous No.96386579
>>96381643
The spice must flow
Anonymous No.96387015 >>96394106
>>96317536 (OP)
>Do not boop this merry suicide bomber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQaDq01M-O4
Anonymous No.96392870
Rrrrrrribbit
Anonymous No.96394106 >>96429820
>>96387015
>unfunny redditor 40kslop
Anonymous No.96394112
>>96385464
>it eats the moon in response
Anonymous No.96395012
Frogs are divinely protected creatures. Although it is a mystery why they are favored so.
Anonymous No.96395358
>>96327916
>Foretold 4toads
Anonymous No.96397120
Thug toads
Anonymous No.96399421 >>96429773
>>96317632
My players adopted a whole ass man once.
Anonymous No.96400749 >>96402137 >>96403186 >>96425390
Anonymous No.96402137 >>96404550 >>96415055
>>96400749
Why did he do it?
Anonymous No.96403186
>>96400749
Frogs are so fucking weird
Anonymous No.96404550
>>96402137
haha dirty comfi
Anonymous No.96404703 >>96407772
Your party comes across a Fog...
Anonymous No.96404790
>>96317555
Too bad. You turn and walk away, and the frog regurgitates the large flawless diamond it had eaten from treasure that got spilled in its bog.
Too bad!
Anonymous No.96404798 >>96441546
>>96318717
You ever seen that video of the chimp raping the frog that got into his enclosure?
Pretty crazy
Anonymous No.96406562
>>96317542
Asking the real questions.
Anonymous No.96407772
>>96404703
That's a dish not a fog
Anonymous No.96407821
>>96317536 (OP)
I roll for initiative
Anonymous No.96407828 >>96410012 >>96415938
>>96317536 (OP)
>The monk for no reason
Anonymous No.96410012 >>96419164 >>96425405 >>96427992
>>96407828
Dude, why, it's just a harmless frog.
Anonymous No.96410064
>>96317536 (OP)
>Your adventuring party comes across a frog.

we all sieg heil and hail kek
Anonymous No.96411659
>>96318875
>Anon attempts to prison pocket a frog and dies...
Quit playing 5e
Anonymous No.96412068
>>96317536 (OP)
>HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
What do?
Anonymous No.96414354
>>96317536 (OP)
Cute!
Anonymous No.96415055
>>96402137
Ha ha dirt comfi
Anonymous No.96415938
>>96407828
Rood
Anonymous No.96416037
>>96317536 (OP)
Give it to the monkey.
Anonymous No.96419164 >>96425405
>>96410012
So you think. Last time my party took on a "harmless" animal it stole half our supplies and joined a demon cult.
Anonymous No.96419595
>>96317536 (OP)
I kill it because all Frog(posters) are Chaotic Evil and deserve death and killing them is a Lawful Good Action.
Anonymous No.96420445
Frog posters are so based
Anonymous No.96422218
Cringe
Anonymous No.96425290
In the end, it is all Frog.
Anonymous No.96425353 >>96437261
>>96339114
See, I would write something exactly like this but make it morally a complete bastard.
Anonymous No.96425390
>>96400749
>the one in the background toilet-flushing himself immediately
Kek
Anonymous No.96425405
>>96410012
>>96419164
I've seen someone get killed by one of these.

Creek animals are no joke.
Anonymous No.96425435 >>96427707
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>96317536 (OP)
Kiss it
Anonymous No.96427707 >>96427839
>>96425435
You acquire warts
Anonymous No.96427727 >>96427738
You fry the legs, it's really good with garlic
Anonymous No.96427738 >>96427743
>>96427727
>it's really good with garlic
The list of things that aren't good with garlic is shorter thougheverbeit
Anonymous No.96427743
>>96427738
Yes and it's healthy, all hail l'ail
Anonymous No.96427839 >>96429641
>>96427707
Kick him as vengeance.
Anonymous No.96427859
is this the new twinkie test?
Anonymous No.96427992
>>96410012
>Dude, why, it's just a harmless frog.
Harmless my ass. That's the avatar of Athum Nugoth. It's older than history and evil as the darkest pits of hell.
Anonymous No.96428111
>>96317536 (OP)
boil it
slowly
Anonymous No.96428199 >>96430331
>>96317536 (OP)
Anonymous No.96429641 >>96432040
>>96427839
You break your foot.
Anonymous No.96429773 >>96430016
>>96399421
>once
My players do this up to 5 times per session.
Anonymous No.96429820
>>96394106
>contrarian anon
you are so fucking zazzed on trying to find Redditors everywhere you can't recognized based /tg/ creators like Bruva Alfabuza.
like, let go of the witch-hunt, Saltzpyre, there's no skaaven here right now.
Anonymous No.96429958
>>96317536 (OP)
I smack a non-poisonous insect out of the air so it lands in front of the frog, and take care not to step on it.
Anonymous No.96429997 >>96430385
>>96317536 (OP)
I immediately cast "Find Brazilians" and assume a fighting stance to defend the sanctity of my butthole
Anonymous No.96430016
>>96429773
party members don't count as adoptions
Anonymous No.96430330 >>96439810
>>96350297
holy shit someone else played Lost Technology?
Anonymous No.96430331 >>96444367
>>96428199
Where’s the wizard
Anonymous No.96430361 >>96432890 >>96432960
Back when I was little, we (me and some classmates) would go to a pond shove straw up the frog's ass and blow it up like a baloon. Trick was in finding out how far you can go before it blows up. Which happened sometimes and was really nasty. And possibly also animal abuse.
Just saying, in case you ever wondered what kids did for fun before smartphones.
Anonymous No.96430385
>>96429997
Best response.
Anonymous No.96430456
>>96317536 (OP)
I ask who tried to cast Summon the Amphibious Ones
Anonymous No.96432040
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>96429641
Shove the frog into my feet and use him as a shoe
Anonymous No.96432890
>>96430361
I hate myself for being a cruel giant to frogs as a kid so much. I don’t want to go to heaven now…
Anonymous No.96432960
>>96430361
No, that was just a you thing. When I was little we had no problem catching frogs without sodomizing them to death.
Anonymous No.96433191
>>96317542
I don't believe you, roll to kiss the frog
Anonymous No.96433394 >>96436330
>>96317542
All frogs are magic.
Anonymous No.96436330 >>96471221
>>96433394
Just like cats.
Anonymous No.96437261
>>96425353
It would probably feel like a complete evil bastard if you ran across one, it's pretty much a hopping bear trap.
s No.96437283
>>96317536 (OP)
>food
Anonymous No.96438347
>>96317536 (OP)
We walk past the frog without disturbing it as it looks like a normal frog.
Anonymous No.96439416
Hippity hoppity
Anonymous No.96439810
>>96430330
Fuckin love that game and the frogs. Beat all the campaigns and autistically obsessed over a very ass translated version of the wiki, currently picking away at dungeon mode.
Anonymous No.96439889
>>96318915
Blessed post.
Anonymous No.96441546
>>96404798
Alright, Joe
Anonymous No.96444367 >>96450517
>>96430331
>wizard
Anonymous No.96445650 >>96446129
>>96317536 (OP)
Why are we all coming on a frog? That's gross
Anonymous No.96446129
>>96445650
Stop being a horny toad
Anonymous No.96447799
>>96332195
>>96340642
I can't believe how little fanart these get for how hot they are
Anonymous No.96448362
>>96317536 (OP)
Anonymous No.96450517
>>96444367
cute
Anonymous No.96452628 >>96452717 >>96463823
Best thread on /tg/ right now
Anonymous No.96452672
>>96317542
Uhhhh roll d20 for arcana check, you have to beat a 15...
Anonymous No.96452717
>>96452628
The absolute state of /tg/ these days
Anonymous No.96454865 >>96459317
>>96317556
I also don't believe you.
Anonymous No.96459317
>>96454865
Deal with it.
Anonymous No.96460157
>>96317536 (OP)
froge
Anonymous No.96462393
>>96317536 (OP)
Hey this is great, I needed some help crossing the river.
Anonymous No.96463823
>>96452628
Agreed
Anonymous No.96467147
Frogs are evil. Soulless. Not so different from bugs.
Anonymous No.96468048 >>96468979 >>96476429 >>96478847
Shhhh, don't wake him he's tired
Anonymous No.96468979 >>96469093
>>96468048
kawaii
Anonymous No.96469093
>>96468979
Really cool aquariums in florida
Anonymous No.96469376
>>96320062
>morans
It's MAROONS, you illiterate ESL fuck.
Anonymous No.96471216
Friggity froggity
Anonymous No.96471221
>>96436330
I wish I could see octarine as well...
Anonymous No.96475253
>>96317536 (OP)
:>
Anonymous No.96476429
>>96468048
Sleep tight froggo
Anonymous No.96478847 >>96478853
>>96468048
What happens if he wakes?
Anonymous No.96478853
>>96478847
It would be extremely ribbiting