Thread 96352640

What's wrong with elves being sluts (in games)?

>>96352640 (OP)
Technically nothing until a player decides to use the game to rp their elf fetish.

>>96352640 (OP)
Most people aren't at the table to watch you roleplay out your turbovirgin sex fantasies about what it would be like to actually get laid. Faggot.

average slutty elf player (not so secretly a tranny)

There is already not one, but two awful elf threads that have no relation to any actual games.

>>96352640 (OP)
Same things as in real life. A lack of self-respect, high chance of venereal diseases, and overall being a magnet for desperate virgin retards looking for a pity-fuck like (you).

Please never post on /tg/ ever again.

>>96352720
sluts irl aren't even aware virgins exist, they might get money from them on onlyfans but that's just some strange cosmic phenomenon that doesn't have people behind it as far as they're concerned

i feel the bar for extremely low effort is lowered every day

>>96352898
Nah, this is still a pretty standard /tg/ thread.

>>96352640 (OP)
the other players don't deserve to be part of my elf fantasies

>>96352640 (OP)
Being horny around a buncha other dudes playing pretend.

>>96352898
>>96352930
always has been

Usually because it highlights a tourist who is not into the hobby and is just there for obnoxious memes.

>>96352640 (OP)
Same thing that's wrong with you in real life, being retarded, annoying, and a net negative on the world by existing.

>>96352640 (OP)
Have you played a traditional game?

>>96352930
I dunno. I feel like asking anons what they would do with their very own elf slave would still be more productive than this.

>>96352898
it will keep sinking until we get proper Mods or IDs

>>96352640 (OP)
You don't need to specify "(in games)".
/tg/ isn't just for games, but for fantasy and scifi discussion in general.

>>96352640 (OP)
What games are you referring to?

>>96358747
Nogames yapping detected, opinion discarded

>>96352898
Yet none of our ELEVEN FUCKING TRANNYJANNIES ever do anything about it

>>96358747
Please never post on /tg/ ever again.
In fact, just stop using the internet forever, your life might actually go somewhere.

Elf sorceress

>>96352640 (OP)
Nothing.

>>96358955
>>96359059
Lurk more.
/tg/ has been like this for a while now.
Nogame threads are always welcomed here.

>>96352640 (OP)
Nothing, really.

>>96352640 (OP)

My thinking is that elves would be prudes.

I mean, humans live only 80 years. We're pretty easy to talk into doing dumb shit(you only live once!). Our religions extol self-sacrifice. If you have a taste for bad boys and end up a poor single mother(or if you married a rich older guy and ended up with retarded or autistic kids) oh well. It's only for a few decades.

Now imagine if you were going to live to be 1000(or basically continue a slightly better version your earthly life forever in Tolkien's Valinor). You'd be obsessed with genetics and maximizing the chance of a healthy kid. You'd probably stay chaste until marriage.

>>96352640 (OP)
its wrong and bad
except for when they fuck me
than its good
very good even

>>96362687
I don't think so. Even if you want to argue some kind of evopsych thing where it doesn't really matter if a human fucks up their genetic line (this makes no sense from an evolutionary perspective) elves have vitality along with longevity. If they spend 100 years raising a retarded family and it doesn't work out, they can literally just try again next century.

>>96352640 (OP)
I fucking hate you. I wish you were dead, you no-games faggot.

>>96362687
Yes, elven maidens are chaste, that's what makes them so prized. Sluttization of elves is yet another kike trick.

>>96362687
>Now imagine if you were going to live to be 1000
>You'd probably stay chaste until marriage.

That's why elves are always on the verge of extinction, more elves die than they can replace, like the Galapagos Giant Tortoise.

>>96361133
They shouldn't be

>>96366294
Then do something about it.

>>96352640 (OP)
It's encroaching on catgirls' niche.

>>96368717
Nah, they're a different part of it. Elves are like serial Monogamy given their long lives, while catgirls are more your standard slut but with lower standards.

>>96361133
>Lurk more.
Says the nogames tourist

>>96352640 (OP)
Nothing. Those perverts literally fuck humans.

>>96358208
If I has an elf slave I would free him immediately. I'm an elf supremacist and I believe elves are superior race and it would be more fitting if I served him.

>>96352640 (OP)
Have you played traditional games?

>>96352640 (OP)
In a cosmic sense, there isn't really a problem with the idea that some people are sluts. It's an archetype. It's a character trait. In storytelling, that's fine.
The reason it's a problem is because I don't want to be exposed to some closet transexuals porn fantasies constantly at the table. Call me a prude or whatever, but I genuinely want to just have good, clean, fun. Normal fun without some fucking pervert living out his gynophile sex fantasies.
I really don't think that's too much to ask.
It's not enough that these people are coomers in private, they also want to be coomers in public, and even that's not good enough; they want to be public coomers, and they want people to praise them and validate them too!
At some point, they're just really nasty, disgusting people. We could play adjective bingo about just how nasty and disgusting they are, but you get the point.
Keep your sex fantasies to yourself.

>>96352640 (OP)
Kill yourself
Herbs in all fields.