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Anonymous No.96379239 [Report] >>96383120 >>96383359 >>96383406 >>96386571 >>96390402 >>96390450 >>96393336 >>96393702 >>96397231 >>96401109 >>96405664 >>96405928 >>96415998 >>96425890 >>96430033 >>96433155 >>96433966 >>96436935 >>96438553 >>96441403 >>96447082 >>96488275 >>96492727 >>96496514 >>96537038 >>96540751 >>96557796 >>96572195
Which setting has the best version of Egypt?
Anonymous No.96379252 [Report] >>96386261 >>96386860
The one where it’s actually a focus and it’s not exotic piece that exists in some shitty kitchen sink
Anonymous No.96379342 [Report] >>96383028 >>96383433 >>96442967
the era between Akhenaten and Tutankhamun, aka rise and fall of Atenism
Anonymous No.96383028 [Report] >>96383433
>>96379342
Based sun worshiper
Anonymous No.96383101 [Report] >>96386148 >>96396887 >>96400850 >>96401117 >>96410234 >>96522565
Horus was told by his mother, Isis, to protect the people of Egypt from Set, the god of the desert, who had killed Horus' father, Osiris. Horus had many battles with Set, not only to avenge his father but to choose the rightful ruler of Egypt. In these battles, Horus came to be associated with Lower Egypt and became its patron.

According to The Contendings of Horus and Seth, Set is depicted as trying to prove his dominance by seducing Horus and then having sexual intercourse with him. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set's semen, then subsequently throws it in the river so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus (or Isis herself in some versions) then deliberately spreads his semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favourite food. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listened to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answered from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listened to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answered from inside Set.
Anonymous No.96383120 [Report] >>96386405
>>96379239 (OP)
>amonkhet
>best version of egypt
>literally the universe mana toilet
Anonymous No.96383139 [Report] >>96383353 >>96386616 >>96386719 >>96403571 >>96442948 >>96454436
Kangz.
Anonymous No.96383353 [Report] >>96386616
>>96383139
Reddit
Anonymous No.96383359 [Report] >>96394256
>>96379239 (OP)
Nikopol
Stargate
Conan the barbarian
Anonymous No.96383406 [Report]
>>96379239 (OP)
Rifts
Anonymous No.96383433 [Report] >>96397035 >>96428508 >>96539452
>>96379342
>>96383028
Cringe. Imagine worshipping a big ball of hot gas.
Why don't you come here, I just ate a bean and cheese burritos and have some hot gas for you to worship.
Anonymous No.96386148 [Report] >>96401117
>>96383101
Ancient yaoi...
Anonymous No.96386261 [Report] >>96489056
>>96379252
Not enough bronze age settings.

While certainly Egypt might take up a big role, there's plenty of other factions you can add on top.
Anonymous No.96386405 [Report]
>>96383120
I don't think op is claiming its the best, just using its art due to it showing up first on a google search.
Anonymous No.96386571 [Report] >>96386719 >>96430035 >>96454436
>>96379239 (OP)
Jaffa! Kree!
Anonymous No.96386616 [Report]
>>96383139
This.
>>96383353
WFB isn't Reddit just because you're a subhuman TWWigger who discovered it via Reddit.
Anonymous No.96386719 [Report]
>>96383139
>>96386571
Only correct answers.

The only other acceptable Egypt setting around is scantily clad catgirls, and only because it's nice for cooming.

I don't think there is any reason a new fantasy Egypt couldn't be developed, but seems that in current year the go-to place for (fantasy) andventures is not!Europe in a renaissance(ish) era. I can see how people ight be unwilling to put the effort.
Anonymous No.96386860 [Report] >>96387589 >>96428500 >>96491277
>>96379252
Hot take: The limited architecture, fashion aesthetic and samey environments of deserts and oases makes ancient egypt only fit for precisely what you described and it can't sustain itself as a setting by itself. It is the small dip in it that lets it keep its mystery which is 90% of its charm.
Anonymous No.96387589 [Report] >>96457161
>>96386860
>t. zoomer goes full zoom
I get it, you've missed the train during the late 80s and all through the 90s, since you weren't even sperm back then, but still, shame to be you.
Anonymous No.96390402 [Report] >>96390436 >>96390441 >>96393375 >>96393561 >>96472311
>>96379239 (OP)
What are the most important things to consider or remember when creating a fantasy setting/region inspired by Ancient Egypt?
Anonymous No.96390436 [Report] >>96393561 >>96400886 >>96428481 >>96428502
>>96390402
No blacks.
Anonymous No.96390441 [Report]
>>96390402
Pyramids and temples had cladding and were painted. Color existed and things didn't look like ruins.
Anonymous No.96390450 [Report]
>>96379239 (OP)
Conan does. They’re literally just even more ancient ancient Egyptian.
Anonymous No.96393336 [Report]
>>96379239 (OP)
Rifts Atlantis. It's all tentacle alien pyramid magic.
Anonymous No.96393375 [Report]
>>96390402
That ancient Egypt existed for thousands of years and what may be true for the Dynastic period may not be for the Ptolemaic period, etc.
Anonymous No.96393561 [Report]
>>96390402
>>96390436
Pretty much this. If you're going to make your Egypt look like Nubian black people, just fucking read up on Nubia and shit and don't actively do Egypt.
Anonymous No.96393702 [Report]
>>96379239 (OP)
Amonhket is actually pretty cool.
Fantasy has a bad habbit of making fantasy Egypt a watered down flanderized version of its self.
Including lack of influence from outside it's area and always being a ruined place to be explored.

By the nature of MTGs design (or at lest untill the UB labotomy) means that their settings give a good cross section.
Amonket is Ggypt but hyper religiously millitant for a interloping god.

Another I like, cringe as it is, Sharima.
Very undercooked, exists in just art and short stories than a fleshed out setting but gives a good vibe. The idea of a high fantasy desert setting that invokes Egypt without it just being magic Egypt.
Anonymous No.96394256 [Report]
>>96383359
>Nikopol
A man of taste, I see
Anonymous No.96396887 [Report] >>96397040 >>96401117
>>96383101
What
Anonymous No.96397035 [Report]
>>96383433
>no pepperoni
>not aimed at my mouth
Your farts are inferior and not worth my time.
Anonymous No.96397040 [Report]
>>96396887
Egyptian mythology is an experience.
Anonymous No.96397231 [Report] >>96397257 >>96557910
>>96379239 (OP)
I won't say Wargod of Aegyptus has the best fantasy-Egypt setting, but I'll shill it anyways since it has nice stuff.
Anonymous No.96397245 [Report] >>96397257
Anonymous No.96397257 [Report] >>96397341
>>96397231
>>96397245
Too bad that outside the activation system the game is just a Warhammer knockoff.
Anonymous No.96397341 [Report] >>96400774
>>96397257
Yeah, it's clearly indebted to Warhammer Fantasy. Still plays better, though (the order/activation system is a big difference).
Anonymous No.96400774 [Report] >>96401201 >>96403451
>>96397341
>(the order/activation system is a big difference)
Can you please elaborate on that for the unfamiliar?
Anonymous No.96400837 [Report]
https://media.wizards.com/2017/downloads/magic/plane-shift_amonkhet.pdf
Anonymous No.96400850 [Report] >>96401117
>>96383101
Fags
Anonymous No.96400886 [Report] >>96403542 >>96495327
>>96390436
>Pay no attention to the 400 year rule of the Kush Empire
>The Grand Wizard of Oz has spoken
Anonymous No.96401109 [Report]
>>96379239 (OP)
diablo 2
Anonymous No.96401117 [Report] >>96410234
>>96383101
>>96386148
>>96396887
>>96400850
This is the interpretation of a Greek and not a real myth btw
Anonymous No.96401201 [Report]
>>96400774
Both players assign commands to units. They then take turns activating either one of their own or one of the enemy's units. It can result in some fun situations when you're trying to think what commands the opponent has given and whether it'd be worth it to activate one of his units to force it into an unfavorable position. Like it was said, outside of the activation system the game is just Warhammer fantasy with the same dogshit combat resolution.
Anonymous No.96403451 [Report] >>96418341
>>96400774
-At the beginning of each round, players place a face-down command token beside each of their units ("shoot," "charge," forward march," "spell," etc).
- Players then take turns flipping one token face up to activate that unit (it can be a friendly or enemy unit).

Basically what the anon above said. It's engaging, and does a reasonable job of simulating command friction. A unit will activate and perform it's order, but depending on sequence, might end up doing something unintended. Important to anticipate your opponents commands.
Anonymous No.96403542 [Report]
>>96400886
Kushites has ruled Egypt proper for only 89 years.
Anonymous No.96403571 [Report]
>>96383139
I really like the TK, but as a faction, they are rather one-note.
Anonymous No.96405664 [Report]
>>96379239 (OP)
How does Amonkhet from MtG rate, and how would you improve it?
Anonymous No.96405928 [Report] >>96407163 >>96409837
>>96379239 (OP)
Unreal.
Anonymous No.96407163 [Report]
>>96405928
>Unreal.
Never heard of it.
Anonymous No.96409837 [Report] >>96412214
>>96405928
How is this now? Because I can’t find what you mean.
Anonymous No.96410234 [Report]
>>96383101
They made up in the end so it’s all good
>>96401117
By this logic no myth is real.
Anonymous No.96412214 [Report]
>>96409837
They are referring to Unreal Tournament.
Anonymous No.96415998 [Report] >>96418341
>>96379239 (OP)
What are some good fantasy races for an Ancient Egypt setting besides cat, jackal, crocodile, and/or scorpion beastfolk (or maybe some beastfolk of bird species in Egypt)?
Anonymous No.96418341 [Report]
>>96415998
see:
>>96403451
To-Tanem. Love those lil' guys.
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Anonymous No.96425890 [Report] >>96512555
>>96379239 (OP)
Not counting MtG of course, what setting or settings have the best take on magic in an Ancient Egyptian world, and what would one need to remember when creating their own Ancient Egyptian magic system?
Anonymous No.96428481 [Report]
>>96390436
there were plenty of black people in southern egypt
Anonymous No.96428500 [Report] >>96433143 >>96457161
>>96386860
retard you have no clue how amazing egypt is. you have thousands upon thousands of years of history to work with. the wealth of inspiration is overwhelming, if anything.
Anonymous No.96428502 [Report] >>96428526
>>96390436
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taharqa
Dumb nigger.
Anonymous No.96428508 [Report]
>>96383433
>Aten :[
>Amon-Ra :O
Anonymous No.96428526 [Report] >>96428553
>>96428502
whether or not pharaohs were or weren't black its pointless because the anon said no blacks like there weren't tons of black egyptian citizens
Anonymous No.96428553 [Report]
>>96428526
Only because most of your knowledge of Ancient Egypt stems from the "The Prince of Egypt".
Anonymous No.96430033 [Report]
>>96379239 (OP)
Mine, sexy lizardfolk
Anonymous No.96430035 [Report]
>>96386571
In my humble opinion they should never have defined kree but left it as a running gag
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>>96428500
Having tons of history does not make something interesting.
Anonymous No.96433155 [Report] >>96537558
>>96379239 (OP)
Which setting has the best version of Byzantium?
Anonymous No.96433966 [Report] >>96522971
>>96379239 (OP)
Who are the craziest egyptians?
I know this is not technically egyptian
Anonymous No.96436935 [Report] >>96441533 >>96515306
>>96379239 (OP)
What are some ways that a female pharaoh can take the throne in a fantasy Egypt besides acting as regent for a younger male relative?
Anonymous No.96438553 [Report]
>>96379239 (OP)
I hate to say it, but I found that Warhammer fantasy's not!Egypt is the best for me.
Anonymous No.96438886 [Report] >>96441543
What are some hot ways to FUCK and SUCK in egypt?
Anonymous No.96441403 [Report] >>96442894
>>96379239 (OP)
How did Ancient Egypt handle the gods in your own words, and what from their approach is worth stealing for our own settings?
Anonymous No.96441533 [Report]
>>96436935
Amass power until no one can stop her from plopping her ass down on the throne, propaganda to make people accept her reign (the priesthood seems key here), and the usual bad stuff happening to people who claim the current pharaoh isn't a proper one for whatever reason?
Or, being a fantasy, you could of course just have the gods choose her for the job.
Anonymous No.96441543 [Report]
>>96438886
With crocodile shit up the vag.
Anonymous No.96442894 [Report]
>>96441403
>in your own words
Kek
Anonymous No.96442948 [Report]
>>96383139
Eh, TK are pretty bland and one note as a whole
Anonymous No.96442967 [Report] >>96451512
>>96379342
Thats such a dull era of egyptian myth
Anonymous No.96447082 [Report] >>96495351
>>96379239 (OP)
What do you need to consider for sci-fi versions of Egypt, be it cyberpunk, alien, or otherwise?
Anonymous No.96451512 [Report] >>96453622
>>96442967
>Thats such a dull era of egyptian myth
Which era(s) do you prefer then?
Anonymous No.96453622 [Report] >>96454392 >>96515330
>>96449206
>>96448307
>>96451512
>>96451631
>>96451790
kill yourself bumpfag
Anonymous No.96454392 [Report] >>96515330
>>96453622
Seconding this
Anonymous No.96454436 [Report]
>>96386571
>>96383139
Seconding these.
That said, I feel like there aren't ttrpgs that fully embrace ancient Egypt, just have them as side setpieces.
Anonymous No.96455503 [Report] >>96455535 >>96461214 >>96463692 >>96469010
Does anyone have any good fantasy Egypt art to share please?
Anonymous No.96455535 [Report]
>>96455503
no not really
Anonymous No.96457161 [Report] >>96491277 >>96522218 >>96533699 >>96533767
>>96387589
>>96428500
ITT Contrarian faggots that just deny without anything to back themselves up. Everything cool about Egypt only remains cool so long as you know next to nothing about it. The allure of the exotic is what hooks people, not the actual substance of their government, religion, social culture, tech advancements, methods of warfare, economy, or anything else that they've actually done and embraced. It's all about the pyramids and the hieroglyphics, just being older than everyone else and still having the biggest pile of rocks.
Anonymous No.96461214 [Report]
>>96455503
Here you go anon!
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>>96455503
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>>96455503
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>>96390402
How the Nile was central to everything.
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Anonymous No.96488275 [Report] >>96488787 >>96497624
>>96379239 (OP)
Space-faring, technologically advanced Ancient Egypt, built up like a hermetic cult, is what got me to collect Thousand Sons, unironically.

*chef kiss*
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>>96488275
coolest legion
Anonymous No.96489056 [Report] >>96495242
>>96386261
>Not enough bronze age settings.
Have you considered Runequest?
Anonymous No.96491277 [Report]
>>96386860
>>96457161
A few cool things about Ancient Egypt, specifically, in contrast to other "bronze age" states or the stereotype:
- The Nile's overwhelming importance. The terrain of Egypt is not "deserts and oases," it's basically a giant line that creates a 1 dimensional country.
- Until 1960, the Nile would regularly flood every single year, slowly washing away any buildings. Bad for archaeologists, but a cool and unique thing you don't see elsewhere.
- Egypt was, in fact, not always politically unified, nor was it an ethnic monoculture; the Hyksos (probably Canaanite settlers) took over north Egypt, at the same time the Kushites were pushing up from the south, and probably they formed an alliance to buttfuck them
- Chariots. Horses hadn't gotten big enough to ride them to war yet, is my understanding.
- They quite often had pet monkeys.
- They thought basically every animal was sacred to some god or another. While the Greeks no doubt exaggerated this in some of their accounts, it was a real tendency. Crocodile cults were more common in rural Egypt, though they were found mummified in Thebes and the city the Greeks called Crocodilopolis.
Anonymous No.96492727 [Report]
>>96379239 (OP)
Real life
Anonymous No.96495242 [Report]
>>96489056
>Have you considered Runequest?
NTA, but why Runequest?
Anonymous No.96495327 [Report] >>96501150 >>96538016
>>96400886
>pay no attention to the roughly 4 to 5 millenia of actual egyptian rule, focus only on the couple decades when interlopers conquered egypt
Fun fact, greeks ruled longer over Egypt that your precious darkies.
Anonymous No.96495351 [Report]
>>96447082
Cyber brain implants so that that a copy of themselves can be allowed to be judged by the AI Anubis and found worthy or wanting and given their just reward.
Anonymous No.96496514 [Report]
>>96379239 (OP)
If we're talking about it just being a part of a larger setting then unironically Warhammer. Both Tomb Kings and Necrons are way more interesting than any other ancient Egypt faction/location out there.
I haven't been exposed much to dedicated ancient Egypt settings though.
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Anonymous No.96497624 [Report]
>>96488275
Anonymous No.96501150 [Report] >>96505133
>>96495327
...as did Persians, and Assyrians (through local vassals), and Romans, and the Hyksos (admittedly by only a couple more years).
Anonymous No.96505133 [Report] >>96505378
>>96501150
Man the native Egyptians have a poor track record of ruling themselves.
Anonymous No.96505378 [Report] >>96509151
>>96505133
Aside from the Hyksos, they had a good 2,500 year run before all that.
Anonymous No.96509151 [Report] >>96512346 >>96523768
>>96505378
I’ve never heard of the Hyksos before. I’d love to hear more.
Anonymous No.96512346 [Report] >>96523768
>>96509151
Seconding please.
Anonymous No.96512555 [Report] >>96515221
>>96425890
Bro
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>>96512555
That takes me back. Of course, it stopped being about Egypt several series ago.
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>>96436935
She wins the lottery?
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>>96453622
>>96454392
bump
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Anonymous No.96519611 [Report] >>96525960
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>>96457161
>religion
Wtf? Their gods and priests are the most popular part
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>>96383101
Thank God Seth lived, he makes so entertaining videos,
Anonymous No.96522971 [Report] >>96523768
>>96433966
Wait wait but what is it?
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>>96509151
>>96512346
Do you not know about internet search engines?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyksos
>>96522971
ghoul headquarters from a European comic, called vampire knight requiem, they are a bunch of bandaged wrapping/skinstealing techno beings living in hell/requiem
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>>96519611
Never played it, what in particular makes it so great?
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>>96457161
>what hooks people
Which people?
Anonymous No.96533738 [Report]
If I made an RPG where you recruited mythological monsters to fight for you set in ancient Egypt, what kind of monsters would you want recruitable?
Anonymous No.96533746 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-Ts3DuFLDg

This is what Egypt should feel like.
Anonymous No.96533767 [Report]
>>96457161
There are plenty of well-liked historical novels set in ancient Egypt that point towards a lot of people in fact finding it cool.
Anonymous No.96537038 [Report]
>>96379239 (OP)
How would you give races like elves or orcs an Egyptian twist?
Anonymous No.96537558 [Report]
>>96433155
Conan the Barbarian is the only setting right now I can think of that even has Byzantium
Anonymous No.96538016 [Report]
>>96495327
>>pay no attention to the roughly 4 to 5 millenia of actual egyptian rule, focus only on the couple decades when interlopers conquered egypt
>Fun fact, greeks ruled longer over Egypt that your precious darkies.
Nubia was part of the Egyptian empire frequently, even when they weren't ruling it. I hate how you racists just want to write out all black people from history because you're triggered by Doctor Who or something.
Anonymous No.96539452 [Report]
>>96383433
The Sun created our world, the forces it unleashed congealing our planet together.
The Sun lights our world, shining upon us to give us light at day.
The Sun heats the world, for without it we would freeze and perish.
The Sun is more worthy of reverence then any cringe 'deity', thought up by the human mind to reflect our self-image an issues.
The Sun is Real, and is the only truly worthy object of worship for Humanity.
Praise the Sun!
Anonymous No.96540751 [Report] >>96555429
>>96379239 (OP)
The one where it is a major political player in the great political game of empires in the world.
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>>96540751
Okay… so basically real life in the past then?
Anonymous No.96557779 [Report] >>96561108
This thread has been up for almost an entire month. That's how dead this place is now.
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>>96379239 (OP)
Kemet
Anonymous No.96557910 [Report] >>96568524
>>96397231
Based. I'm working on my Sebeki crocochads now. I have never played the game just like the minis :)
Anonymous No.96561108 [Report] >>96569355
>>96557779
It's a combination of low traffic and most people learning not to engage with him
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>>96557910
Yeah, it's a good range. I've got some models from them (not for the game, for unrelated RPG play). Have played the game... basically mid-era Warhammer fantasy, but with improved activation.
Anonymous No.96568587 [Report]
Luxor from Judge Dredd story The Book of the Dead has a pretty fun Cyberpunk Egypt look
Anonymous No.96569355 [Report]
>>96561108
It's even worse. It's mods starting these low-effort threads, and then keeping it bumped themselves to try to disguise just how empty this place really is now.
Anonymous No.96572195 [Report]
>>96379239 (OP)
Unironically Warhammer Fantasy.
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