>be me
>wizard
>group of losers trespassing on my land
>decide to intervene, nothing else to do but study my tome
>attack some dork wearing armor
>loling at him thinking he looks cool
>his friends freak the fuck out
>notice another """"wizard"""" wearing wearing prada
>merlinwannabe.crystalball
>"run your pockets slime or dweebus dies"
>take his shit
>leave
>theyre bawling their eyes out and shitting their pants
>threw the cloak in a river on the way home
>they never even bother to find my tower
>wizard
>group of losers trespassing on my land
>decide to intervene, nothing else to do but study my tome
>attack some dork wearing armor
>loling at him thinking he looks cool
>his friends freak the fuck out
>notice another """"wizard"""" wearing wearing prada
>merlinwannabe.crystalball
>"run your pockets slime or dweebus dies"
>take his shit
>leave
>theyre bawling their eyes out and shitting their pants
>threw the cloak in a river on the way home
>they never even bother to find my tower