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>>96524271

>thread question:
What's the greatest autism you've witnessed in this general?

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Just finished a second lotd marine.
Post models.

>TQ
Austist anons blog by a country mile

>tq
the frozen flames poster having a dummy spit and leaving after the femstodes nothingburger hasn't been beaten yet

Will they tease something about the Dark Eldar codex today? I'm curious as to what they'll do.

>>96526723
What happened?

>>96526731
Femstodes retcon happened and he threw a shitfit calling it a slippery slope to femarines. Then had a game using all his minis where the chapter was "canonically" eradicated and quit 40k.

>>96526738
>Femstodes retcon happened and he threw a shitfit calling it a slippery slope to femarines.
Cringe man, but he's litteraly right.

>>96526731
femstodes were announced and the 40k community got rocked hard.
I'm still not sure how to feel about it even now.
Frozen Flames guy declared he was leaving 40k, and had a final game to give his dudes closure where they got wiped out by Death Guard.

I think we all got swept up in the femstodes debacle.
I know 40k is always going to be in flux, but some things must stay concrete lest 40k lose the magic that makes it special in the first place and then gets Star Worsened.

>>96526751
no he isn't you braindead /v/ermin

>>96526754
>I know 40k is always going to be in flux, but some things must stay concrete lest 40k lose the magic that makes it special in the first place and then gets Star Worsened.
Why would male custodes be one of those things, though?

>le organic female custodes walls of text
Yawn, get new material

>>96526723
>>96526751
He was utterly based

Should I grab a Leviathan or a Saturnine dreadnought first in my quest to own every dreadnought variant

>>96526719
Who's what?

>>96526754
>>96526738
seems to me like he was just looking for an out to leave the hobby not gonna lie
still very funny

>>96526757
It's not about the custodes themselves, it's about the fact that a retcon of an all-male faction into a mixed one was performed. With all the grace and subtlety of a slap to the face.

>>96526756
Bending the knee to politcal pressure is unforgivable, no matter the side. If this were some organic change I wouldn't be talking about this.

>>96526757
>Why would male custodes be one of those things, though?
I was referring to male space marines when I was making that post. Sorry if I wasn't clear enough or was too vague.
Point being is that when my head cleared. I think the femstodes announcement was GW throwing a bone to the overly lefty nerd crowd. If I had to guess it was probably so that they can say that they have femstodes and space marines get left alone.

Then the Tithes animation came out and I think it was botched in trying to lessen the impact or make people more accepting of female custodes. Maybe if the femstodes girl had been more kind and understanding instead of demanding, perhaps people would have warmed up the femstodes or not. We'll never know to be honest.

>>96526778
custodes should've never been in the game in the first place, changing the sex of them doesn't matter anymore than that
>>96526781
fuck off nomodels

>>96526785
they had a statline in the first edition

>I love politics
>If you don't like politics you must be a no-models
This is 100% the guy who keeps bringing up that one guy who got shot at a college.

>>96526788
doesn't matter
>>96526790
I'm not the one whining about muh heckin politics in my wargamerino but nice try mental midget

>>96526757
because the feminine counterpart to the custodes is the sisters of silence.
if you make female custodes you devalue the sisters of silence.

case in point, the animation episode that was explicitly meant to be about the sister of silence got practically hijacked by the custodian and exclusively because it was female.

>>96526785
>fuck off nomodels
NTA but
He is right whether he has models or not.
GW handled the whole thing poorly.
GW deliberately threw one for the lefty crowd and that was bad. I'd also be mad if they threw one for the /pol/ type crowd.

>>96526783
>Maybe if the femstodes girl had been more kind and understanding
…in warhammer?

>>96526783
The retcon was to test the waters.
GW wants femarines to dunk on chuds because the people in charge are leftoids themselves or corporate drones that listen to them. But even they know that suddenly emasculating their golden goose will piss people off, so they performed a little trial run to check just how much of a blowback they can expect, using a minor faction not many people care about.

>>96526790
Hey. You cannot deny that getting shot while advocating for guns, right after being proven wrong about trannoids mass shooting statistic is pretty ironic.

Least organic raid I've ever seen

>>96526795
sisters of silence never mattered, they can't be devalued

>>96526718
Nurgle is love

>>96526785
>changing the sex of them doesn't matter anymore than that
yes, it does, because it's politically motivated, unlike their inclusion in the game, for which there was actually a demand

>>96526772
There's a guy who posts in here who has this massive blog about Warhammer's cosmology

>>96526781
>Bending the knee to politcal pressure is unforgivable,
Unironically it's more like your fault, rather than GW.

>>96526806
>for which there was actually a demand
No there wasn't

>>96526806
but everything is political

>>96526801
How are the bomb bans going? I hear there have been 0 explosion 5 in the EU since the government told people they can't have bombs.

Politics is when women

>>96526798
Yes unironically yes.
>>96526799
I think the experiment failed if GW expected people to treat it like a nothingburger. Didn't Warhammer reach top trending on Twitter?
Tanking an IP to dunk on a minority group isn't really how to manage an IP.
I know where I am posting this, but I think that "chuds" (I still don't know what chud means) are a vocal minority that only looks big because they fluff their feathers a lot. The same goes for the "SJW" crowd.
The silent majority just enjoys the 40k ip for what it is.
At least I hope that is the case.
I saw a lot of "you will not be missed" bleating and it reminded me of the Sheep from Animal Farm being swayed into repeating shit to silence differing opinion.

>>96526813
>b-b-but what about
Cope harder thirdie

>>96526803
>>96526785
>actually it's good they changed that part for the worse
>why?
>because I hate 40k!

>>96526814
>Immediate strawman
Nobody complains about Ripley from Aliens. Who is tougher and smarter than all the men around her.

>>96526817
>Giving a fuck about xitter in 2016+9
It's a bot filled shithole where musk steals your data now

Reminder to report and ignore anybody pretending to be upset about femstodes

They're literally all just Indian content farmers trying to get screenshots to post on Twitter for ad revenue
They tried the same thing with the wraithbone change

>>96526821
You argue like a woman, you must like the changes

>>96526823
The only reason I mentioned xwitter was because my friends started asking me about Warhammer because it trended.
I should have mentioned that part. My bad.

>>96526807
Could you link his page?

>>96526821
Nobody who likes actually 40k likes custodes or SoS
they're literally only for tertiaries to circlejerk over

>>96526822
Chuds haven't seen aliens to throw a shitfit, since they're all zoom zooms

>>96526820
>Illegalizing [thing] makes [thing] go away
>Proof of false hood
Hey did you know guns are illegal in Japan yet two of their prime minsiters have been shot to death?

>>96526811
Yes, there was, people have been converting custodes models for a long time.
Literally nobody but mentally ill people who aren't and would never be involved in the hobby, has been asking for female custodes.

>>96526770
Good luck anon and I suggest the Leviathan one, it's fun.
Can you share your collection so far?
I'm on a similar quest but it's to get every chaplain.

>>96526833
More people have been asking for space skaven in the last 25 years than anybody has ever asked for cuckstodes

Warhammer 40,000

>>96526841
Femstodes are Warhammer 40,000 anon.
This all flowed from mention of the Frozen Flames autist's reason for leaving. Therefore this discussion is technically organic.

>>96526829
https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Dante_on_Discord/Warhammer_Cosmology_blog

>>96526830
>Nobody who likes actually 40k likes SoS
Literally everyone who likes 40k likes the sisters of silence, you tertiary shitposter

>look into old deldar combat patrol on the day of codex announcement
>all stores on the continent suddenly evaporated their stock even if it was green before
either some massive scalp or is GWs actually pulling back products from stores if they want to stay in good graces?

>>96526851
Scalping plus people doing exactly what you did only faster

>>96526838
Because people like skaven, but skaven aren't for 40k.
Nobody likes femstodes.

i-i like custodes

>>96526857
I like you anon.

>>96526847
That is some autism, holy shit

>>96526861
>not posting the "jerk off instructions for gamers" one

>>96526861
Something is lacking

Are monosex armies a bad thing? Should the Sisters of Battle become the Siblings of Battle?

>>96526850
lmao fuck off /v/ermin

>>96526866
>Are monosex armies a bad thing?
Yes they are. That's why I find that they fit in 40k because it means that old bigoted habits persisted or returned as mankind is stagnating. Just another spice in the grimdark soup that is 40k if you need a food analogy.

How come there's no chaplain in dreadnought

>>96526870
there was

>>96526870
Anon, there is.
It's in the top row of >>96526837

>>96526870
...becuase Dreadnoughts sleep a lot and religion is an always thing in the Imperium.

It's 6pm on a Friday night here in Australia and I fear one of my countrymen just got home from work and has started shitposting.

>>96526870
There was a ForgeWorld chaplain dreadnought model.
You can only get them via recasts now. And even then they usually just sell the body and legs and not the arms. Those are separate.

>>96526864
i don't have that one

>>96526876
It really does seem that way.
It's a very bait filled thread

>>96526868
Stop projecting, schizo.

>>96526866
>Sisters of Battle
>monosex
Pick one.
They have 2 box with dongs

>>96526881
>n-no u
embarrassing

>>96526868
What 40k game has Sister of Silence?

>>96526715 (OP)
>TQ
There was a time when someone was posting from the mental health wing of a hospital using his phone.
He was probably on a self depreciating attempt of some sort hoping a schizo joke would be made.
Nobody seemed to make a schizo joke at his expense. Might have been a rare instance of /40kg/ showing some humanity.

>>96526870
GW has been making a redemptor dreadnought every edition now
>8th: normal dred
>(8.5th: scout "dred")
>9th: melee dred
>10th: ranged dred
now in 11th we will either see an armoured siege dreadnought or a highly decorated veteran dreadnought, and if the veteran dreadnought doesn't have bits for making it a normal veteran, a chaplain and a librarian, then it's a gay kit

>>96526895
The resident schizo latched onto that post for months on end accusing anyone he didn't like to be that anon and in a mental hospital.

>>96526903
How did I manage to miss that?

>>96526897
>scout
IGNORE ME

>>96526854
shame, since even my local backwater got suddenly bought out from 2-3 they had for months with no one expressing intrest in them and i was fencesitting

>>96526909
Who gave it a hoslted gun? Who's idea was that?

>>96526912
Mine, I did it to irritate you

>>96526912
I did it
I psychically sent the model's blueprints directly into jes goodwin's mind

>>96526879
Idk what worse the real life basedjak or the Greek God chin stone chiseled troon

Why are there male Genestealer hybrids? It would be more efficient to make a bunch of female hybrids who need less breeding stock to produce the same number of children.

>Harlequins were cut for not having enough units for a codex
>Imperial Knights were invited back
Hmm...

What does sand basing have over texture paste basing?

>>96526909
I don't know how he does it, but he does it

Would 40k be cooler if the setting was centered on knights instead of marines, or would that be lamer?

>>96526929
>Why are there male Genestealer hybrids?
Because a male genestealer hybrid can impregnate a large number of normal human women, as well as passing the bug kiss onto more men, as well as participating actively into society.

>>96526952
The scale is at the wrong scale for that to be feasible.

But 40k would be definitely cooler if it centered on anything else instead of marines.

More knight unit variants that use the dominus chassis, pretty please.

>>96526958
>But 40k would be definitely cooler if it centered on anything else instead of marines.
incredibly low test hands struggled to type this post

>>96526943
More variation between bases. Looks rockier if that's what you're going for.

>>96526955
>a male genestealer hybrid can impregnate a large number of normal human women
That's the problem, think of all the effort in that compared to all your second generation hybrids being female, then you keep a far lesser amount of normal human breeding stock, or you can simply sex and steal since females carry the children and not worry about feeding or tracking the normal human breeding stock.

>>96526715 (OP)
I like orks :D

>>96526968
I won't diminish your struggle, but you forgot the post, you only managed to type in the preamble.

>>96526965
The Chaos one isn't even a variant.
It's the same chasis.

>>96526958
No anyone who doesn't think marines are cool is objectively retarded. The hyperfocus on Marines would be toxic no matter the subject.

>>96526980
heh

>>96526979
Chat, kill this man

>>96526973
You don't understand what you're saying.
If all hybrids were female they could only produce, per year roughly, as many next generation hybrids, but if you have both male and female hybrids you get to have exponentially more because the male hybrids can impregnate an indefinite amount of normal humans who get inducted into the cult by the genestealer kiss.
It all spreads and infiltrates society at multiple levels, it's not just one rape dungeon.

>>96526982
>No anyone who doesn't think marines are cool is objectively retarded.
Now say that without crying.

>>96526999
You're the only one crying here NPC

>>96527002
I said WITHOUT crying, retard.

>>96526718
My current projects in progress.
Got a 1500pt game of 5th edition next week.

>>96526715 (OP)
Requesting funny warhammer 40k images. These always giggle me up haha

What does /40kg/ think about the Aeldari?

>>96527011
Why do people like land speeders?

>>96526909
it's a canopy away from being a goofy fan favourite. the third matrix did a real number on some designer at gw.

>>96527025
i like elves and that's about it, just another race in a pile

>>96527025
I considered starting an Eldar army but then I checked their lists and it's like 100 models of minis painted like skittles.

>>96526965
The dominus chassis was a mistake, different knight chassis should be extremely different to one another and have all their equipment interchangeable.

>>96527027
What's not to like about mobile firepower?

>>96527035
you can easily solve one of these problems

>>96527038
The design of the unit.
You're saying you like them for their rules?

>>96527025
Love'em

>>96527036
>The dominus chassis was a mistake
I'm sorry anon but you have forced me to end our friendship.

>>96527044
Both.

Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

>>96526995
>It all spreads and infiltrates society at multiple levels, it's not just one rape dungeon
Only with 4th and 5th generation hybrids, though. A 2nd generation hybrid is going to be noticed immediately.

>>96526766
He was, the best painter next to black legion anon, but man he must be severely autistic to both put that much love and care into his own OC chapter and to throw such a tantrum over femstodes

>>96527064
5th generation hybrids are just genestealers again. Those would be noticed immediatly too.

>>96526952
>>96526958
It would essentially be the same thing. Centering the setting on any one group will lead to roughly the same outcome.

>>96527064
not when he gets hidden by the multitude of kissed brood brothers, in the same way the genestealer is hidden when he starts a cult.

>>96527076
Centering it around something that better reflects the imperium's core elements would make things better.

>>96527041
I think the bigger problem is that they are a horde army now just like Dark Eldar.

>>96527078
So Sisters? Yeah sure fuck it lets go.

>>96527062
Why do people like these insist on making comic strips when they have nothing to say in these strips and it's all an excuse to draw their softcore stuff?

Just draw the softcore porn and be done with it.

>>96527035
>100 models of minis
Woah!!! Is that an army in my Wargame? Where's the big center peices
>He says in a faction with one.

>>96527054
But what do you like about the design?

>>96527092
It's basically a sci-fi take on a chariot that can fly, that's pretty awesome.

>receive recast order
>recaster included a puddle of resin to use as the base
th-thanks

>>96527078
>Clones of the children of the man the entire faction is named after
>Not representative
Ok

>>96527091
Most armies are like 50-60

>>96527083
Dark Eldar not having a single unit over 170 points makes them waaaay more horsey even if you try to play them mechanized. Eldar at least have the option of spamming tanks and wraiths.

>>96527097
>>Not representative
superhuman superelite supersoldiers with the most advanced of equipments are not representative of an empire of normal men characterised by technological superstition, religious zealotry, and the fact that human lives are worthless and to be easily sacrificed en masse without remorse.

>>96527085
That would be better already.

>>96527094
>chariot
so you wouldn't like it if it was enclosed or if the pilots were seated instead of standing?

What's the current state of the orks?

>>96527116
Texas

>>96526965
I used to be a mixed loadout guy but lately big robot with two big fuck off guns is really growing on me.

>>96527109
James Bond isn't a very good representation of the average british person yet people love 007 and don't want to read about your average British dude.

>>96526799
>so they performed a little trial run to check just how much of a blowback they can expect, using a minor faction not many people care about.
They should use eldar then, bc even eldarfags doesn't care about GW's writting

>>96527113
I don't understand your point. Do you have autism or something? Never heard of a Land Speeder Tempest or Storm?

>>96527012
Why is Kharn carrying leeks?

>>96527035
my 2000pts eldar army has like 48 models.

>>96527025
>most comments under this post on plebbit was been deleted by janny
Wtf eldarfags are based?

>>96527122
That's because 007 isn't about the british, it's about james bond.

Just like 40000 isn't about marines, it's about the imperium.

>>96527116
Liquid

>>96527135
No 40k is about the 40,000 warhammers and the quest to collect them all. Most of which are held by Space Marine Chapters making them the most focused on faction

>>96527116
they are absolutely terrible.

>>96527129
>I don't understand your point
if you liked the speeder for being like a chariot you would like it less when it's less like a chariot, no?
I'm trying to understand what exactly about the design makes it click for the people who like it, and the best way to understand what people like about something is to ask them and see how their reaction changes when the design is changed.

>>96527132
To be fair if you criticize the way the model was painted, mods will delete it.

>>96527131
Whats your list?

>>96527116
Rules wise? Arguably the worst army in the game.

>>96527139
Maybe the real warhammers were the friends we made along the way

Data Slate today or not until next week?

>>96527116
Totally cucked and fucked

>>96527116
Orks are for fun. Don't worry about winning.

>>96527153
next week isn't really "early" anymore so unless there is just no pattern it should be this week, potentially even today

>>96527116
They're kind of dead right now with every competitive option pruned to be weak. The sad part is that they're probably do e for the rest of the edition with no hope of any new detachment after the Dakka Dakka fiasco. And then they are going to be the Starter Army, which means they're going to be cursed with an early edition codex for all of next Edition too.

>>96526725
Next article: “Drukhari are losing 4 units, here’s how that’s a good thing!”

>>96527153
next week most likely

>>96527139
What happens when all the Warhammers are collected?

>>96527181
gw invalidates the previous warhammers and makes more warhammers to be collected.

>>96527130
He's Miku the Betrayer.

>>96527116
propa krumped boss

>>96527035
You play wraiths if you want eldar custodes.
Also you don't have to paint aspects in aspect like schemes, you can do them however you want

>>96527192
the hidden secret of the hobby - you don't have to adhere to the scheme if you don't want to

>>96526718
looking good boss

>>96527163
Boss, I don't feel so good...

>>96527025
Khaine the troonhater done with him lmao

>>96527207
What happened?

People like rebelions against evil empires. BL should put out a GSC trilogy focused on the lead character Lucas Starcrawler

>>96527210
Someone set us up the bomb

>>96527211
Book IV: An Old Hope
Book V: The Imperium Strikes Back
Book VI: Return of the Tyranids

>>96527025
Love em

>>96526718
Said this in /wip/ already but I really like the freehand skull. I've changed my lighting setup a bit and took some new pictures while I was at it

Why isn't he a daemon prince yet?

>>96527289
he doesnt want to

>>96527276
Thanks tsanon, always a treat to see your dudes.

>>96527290
Why not?

>>96526718
>Post models.
hopefully getting these lads another game soon

>>96527289
He's not done anything worthy of becoming one

>>96527294
being a demon prince and still having the butcher nails sucks

>>96527295
If I take off that Warpsmith's mask, will he die?

>>96527289
demon princehood is a form of game over.
he's still amusing to khorne, so his game is still on.

>>96526847
That's one of the most autistic things I've ever seen

>>96527289
You could ask the same for Ahriman, Lucius and Typhus. You don't have to think they're the best at what they do or even any good at all, but there are certainly less qualified champions in their respective legion who have still attained daemonhood.

>>96526837
It's still in the first stages, so far it's a Ballistus, a boxnaught and a Helbrute.
They're also not very fancily painted to be honest.

Does anyone have that image of if the dark eldar codex was as bloated as the marine codex and vice versa

>>96527169
Drukhari have fantastic internal balance. I'd rather have 22 units and all of them be competitively viable than 100 units and only 20 of them be viable.

>>96527338
Gotcha chief
Funny to think they're going to be even SMALLER than the right side of this now. I think that makes them the shortest codex in the game now.

>>96527365
>Funny to think they're going to be even SMALLER than the right side of this now
wait have they had confirmed cuts?

>>96527365
>I think that makes them the shortest codex in the game now.

Are they smaller than World Eaters?

>>96527377
Mate, they have 4 resin units and with the exception of Necrons no resin unit has made it into any codex this edition unless they had a plastic replacement on the way.

>>96527278
>side cut
Every time.
When will pixie cuts get this kind of attention and fixation?

>Archon
>Succubus
>Haemonculi
>Malys
>Drazhar
>Lelith
>Rakarth
>Kabalites
>Wyches
>Wracks
>Raider
>Venom
>Cronos
>Hellions
>Incubi
>Ravager
>Mandrakes
>Razorwing
>Reavers
>Scourges
>Talos
>Voidraven
Still not that small

>>96527381
World Eaters are at 30 datasheets while Drukhari are going down to 21 (current 24 minus Resin plus Malys)

>>96527377
no signs of plastic grotesques so far so that's -1 at least

>>96527389
Rakarth is resin and two of those are paperweight flyers.

>>96527025
>>96527207
Funny thing, but similar post on custodes reddit wasn't deleted, lol. Funny thing that custodes for some reasons attracting so many troons its unreal

>>96526770
The leviathan is a very cool dreadnought but get a recast. 70 bucks for a fucking Dreadnought with only ranged or melee weapons and then 30 more if you want two arms or three guns? The ranged loadout doesn't even allow you to double down on ranged weapons. It's absolutely fucking insane.

>>96526718
Here's a pic from my game last night. Wrote up a batrep in the last thread but long story short the new rules are extremely fun.
Once you're in FT your army feels so tough to scratch. An elite list of HG and steeljacks would seem unshiftable.

finally I was able to order it in Europe

I want the Prince Yriel Vs Drukhari Pirates box set now!

New Mike Brooks book is coming. I can feel it.

>>96527413
and I was able to order Issue 5 of Combat Patrol Magazine Single so I get the exclusive Sargeant a 2nd time.

Came across pic related.
Are these good tools for plastic model cleanup and if possible what are these tools actually called so I can get a cheaper deal?

>>96527422
We already know he's making the new Corsairs book.

>>96527422
What, another girl boss showing up Vect and finding a toxic lesbian relationship again? While it would make more sense for Malys than Lelith he's already done that one.

>>96527430
Anon don’t just spoil their books like that. You’re hurting their livelihoods here.

>>96527430
>another girl boss
name a single "girl boss" in 40k

>>96527440
Every single SoB book

>>96527422
Fangirls is already written a first draft and in editing

>>96527440
Aurelia Malys

I don't want cosairs back as an army

>>96527442
>featuring Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate III

>>96527420
New Marneus got leaked?

bro i swear on the emperor golden toilet seat konrad curze is coming back you absolute brainrotted grox sniffers he aint dead he aint gone hes just chillin in the warp like a pale ghoul waiting to crawl back out and snap guilliman like a glowstick yall read his “death” right dude literally just folded in on himself like a bad nightmare hes a walking trauma hallucination with a bat fetish and daddy issues the night lords are out here cosplaying as him with skin capes but deep down theyre waiting for their bat king to swoop back and remind the galaxy why therapy exists. you think fulgrim slithering around as a snake clown is scary wait til daddy bat crawls out of the void dripping warp pus grinning like a corpse lantern hes gonna make cadia look like a daycare snack time i hope you clowns are ready for terror itself cause when he comes back the imperium is gonna smell like wet socks and fear piss forever night haunter never left you worm gnawing fungus he just waiting to ruin bedtime again

>>96527422
Just like Lhykhis got a book for her new character too, right?

>>96527450
Gw will retcon a way for it to happen anyways. Don’t worry about it.

>>96527442
>Yvraine is bringing another concubine for husband Guilliman
How nice of her.

Spiciest rumour you have heard for 11th? Personally for me its that Perturabo is going to be the next primarch and Iron warriors are getting their own CSM range + vashtorr.

>>96527456
Curze tormented people for how long, and you don't think a daemon could have formed out of said collective fear?

>>96527446
Good thing nobody asked you.

>>96527430
>>96527442
Honestly I could entirely see them having him do a Malys book just so that he could put Yvraine in and make them lesbians, both to "boost Yvraine's popularity" and quash the Yvraine/Guilliman meme once and for all.

>>96527461
I can see the iron warriors being retconned to primarily follow vashtorr.
Now whether the daemonculabulababooba is still around somehow remains to be seen.

>be me
>night haunter enthusiast #666
>everyone keeps saying “hurr durr curze is dead”
>mf died like a scooby doo villain letting the inquisitor pull the mask off
>”it was me the whole time” gets shanked
>except nah
>dude literally folded into the warp like a soggy bat pancake
>fast forward to now
>snake fulgrim doing femboy slither
>angron out here rageposting irl
>and im just waiting for pale boy curze to crawl back from warp hell like “hey kiddos remember me”
>galaxy instantly smells like piss and regret
>guilliman starts crying cause he remembers his bedtime stories werent fake
>”it was supposed to be just a dream”
>no bitch the dream is real
>entire imperium reduced to a sleepover horror movie where the jumpscare never ends
>terror literally becomes a new imperial tithe
>night lords nut so hard they flay themselves by accident

>>96527463
It's an odd choice considering Harlequins and Exodites are hetter canidates

>be leman russ
>rolling out of fenris like a drunk direwolf on steroids
>hear the whispers of curze and his “nighty night” bullshit
>mfw he thinks he can sneak up on the wolf king
>bite the air like a hungry rabid puppy
>storm across the galaxy leaving claw marks on planets and egos
>space wolves start screaming “for fenris”
>all the other primarchs thinking they can chill
>nah
>russ doesn’t do chill
>he drinks ale out of skulls
>he wrestles planets into submission
>curze? pfft
>tries to play mind games
>russ just stares
>and howls
>the howl echoes across the warp like “this is my galaxy now you little bat”
>everything trembles
>even the emperors eyebrows
>night lords reconsider life choices
>space marines start making wolf puns like its a coping mechanism
>russ disappears into a blizzard leaving the galaxy smelling like pine, blood, and absolute dominance

>>96527464
>quash the Yvraine/Guilliman meme once and for all.
Isn’t gw already fighting that by having already made yvraine a lesbian? And besides it is too late to stop the meme as it already happened. Even if they do what you said it won’t change history.

>>96527465
wont happen, the reason i mentioned vashtorr is because the most recent lore states that Perty has been working with Vashtorr.

> daemonculabulababooba
Unfathomly based by GW if they make a model of it.

>>96527465
>Now whether the daemonculabulababooba is still around somehow remains to be seen.
Since chuds love it so much the activist writers would probably bring it back by having an Iron Warrior walk onto the stage, look straight at the reader and say, 'oh yeah we stopped using those 5,000 years ago. you will not be missed'.

>>96527473
Yvraine's never had a love interest, in part because her books have never been that detailed about her.

>be solar macharius
>stomping across the galaxy like a walking apocalypse
>planets try to resist
>lol nope
>entire worlds folding like bad origami under your boots
>troops calling you “the unstoppable boner of the Imperium”
>civilians screaming but in a cute “thank you for liberating us” way
>hear rumors of curze and russ running their stupid primarch drama
>laughing in massed artillery
>siege guns snapping like twigs, cities burning like candles
>your shadow alone makes chaos cultists soil themselves
>administratum clerks begging for a filing system
>”nope i crush planets not paper”
>galaxy begins to whisper your name like a threat
>emperor somewhere nodding and crying at once
>you disappear after one last glorious victory, leaving planets like “was that a god or just a really pissed-off human”
>everyone else can keep arguing
>you are the hammer
>the galaxy trembles
>everything else just dies

>>96527461
It's not the weirdest idea.
Everyone knows that primarchs print GW money, and since GW has now finally brought back Fulgrim, making the main 4 cult legions whole, it only leaves rest of the traitor primarchs.
Next loyalist one is going to be Leman most likely since the SW codex kind of spoiled that since there's a rule that effects "monsters", and only unit with "monster" keyword in the SM armies are primarchs.
Other option is Dorn.

>>96527466
> konrad curze is in the soul gem

is this actual lore, or just meme lore the community invented?

>>96527467
No one is saying this.

>>96527446
Were corsairs ever an army outside forge world upgrade kits?

I don't get the hype behind corsairs and renegades of any faction in general, it comes off to me like you just want to be a special snowflake .

>Oh no these aren't Chaos Space Marines, they're actually Renegade Space Marines
>no these aren't dark eldar,' they're eldar corsairs

>>96527464
>making her a lesbian will quash the Yvraine/Guilliman meme once and for all.
lmao

>>96527475
You have got chuds rent free in your head my brother in Christ.
>>96527479
Because the books have not gone into such detail or because that was left intentionally vague to be filled out at some other point in time by a different author?

>>96527482
Anon sorry to break it to you but i think it will be a while before we see another loyalist primarch, mainly because they have to fit them into the existing lore.

Atleast with chaos primarch's you can just have them emerging from the eye of terror and causing shenanigans.

>be commander farsight
>look at the rest of the empire like “lol no thanks”
>take my XV8s and my honor guard and leave the T’au empire like a bad group project
>entire sept screaming about “loyalty”
>mfw i literally don’t care
>march into the shadows of the galaxy
>planets whisper my name like “who the hell is this guy”
>alien armies try to stop me
>lol nope
>blade servers and crisis suits doing flips like its a gymnastics routine from hell
>my warlord titan hums like “yes we are chaos in disguise”
>everyone thinks i’ll obey the greater good
>ahahahahahahahaha no
>galaxy-wide renegade bonanza
>even imperial guardsmen are like “what even is loyalty”
>farsight enclave rolling deep
>left a trail of broken chains, shattered faith, and confused aliens
>mfw i am the one who got away
>every loyalist reading this now having existential crises

>>96527464
Lol, lmao even. This will only provoke the memefags to new primarchwanking, and eldarfags don't read their books anyway.

>>96527483
It's just something heavily hinted at in Lord of Night, written ages ago by Si Spurrier, who nowadays wants nothing to do with GW and BL.

>>96527492
>who nowadays wants nothing to do with GW and BL.
Is there a legitimate reason why?

>>96527486
To be fair Huron is written way better than Abaddon, but by and large i agree that we dont need hundreds of individual chaos bands.

>be fabius bile
>strolling through the imperium like a sickly god of biohorror
>smell of gene-fuckery and mutant flesh follows me everywhere
>space marines whisper “please don’t touch us”
>lol too late
>my lab is basically a war crime themed funhouse
>clone your primarchs? why not
>twist their DNA? obviously
>watch as guilliman gets slightly worried about his “sanctity”
>curze? would be a fun subject but too spooky for my tastes
>russ would probably chew me out but i just mutter about evolutionary potential
>leave a trail of enhanced abominations, failed experiments, and existential dread
>everyone calls me a madman
>i nod like “yes… but also superior”
>entire galaxy slowly realizes you do not mess with fabius bile
>sometimes i laugh in the middle of a quarantine zone and it echoes like a horror opera
>tfw i am the ultimate bioengineered nightmare
>even chaos is like “dude chill”

>>96527420
wtf u fuckin faggot give us uncensored head

>>96527492
>nowadays wants nothing to do with GW and BL.

common story with writers for black library lol, not surprising if your constricted so much about what you can actually write about.

>>96527493
They've always had a reputation for being kind of shit to their freelance writers.

>be marneus calgar
>standing on macragge like a walking tank
>everything about me screams “please don’t even try it”
>hear whispers of curze crawling back
>lol nope
>deploy entire ultramarine chapter like it’s a casual field trip
>bolters blazing, tanks rumbling, tactical geniuses everywhere
>curze shows up thinking he’s spooky
>mfw i just stare through his soul like “this is my space now”
>his nightmares meet my battle plan
>entire galaxy smells like discipline, gunpowder, and regret for bad life choices
>russ probably howling somewhere, fuming
>macharius trying to crush a planet
>i just shrug, “ok kid”
>everyone who doubts ultramarines now knows
>calgar doesn’t negotiate
>calgar obliterates
>tfw chapter master, tactical genius, literal god on a pedestal

What the fuck is this greentext spam? Looks like ai slop

>>96527442
>>96527464
Malys definitely tops in that relationship. When Yvraine was a Succubus she was Malys's champion and served at her whims.

>>96527497
>To be fair Huron is written way better than Abaddon
not really, he has the same saturday morning cartoon villain trashes his room in rage and kills his own lieutenants depictions that Abaddon has from time to time. 99% of the popularity and like for Huron comes straight from the Badab war.

>>96527509
I can see gw being that way. How do the others put up with it?

>>96527514
Report it for spamming and move on.

>be sly marbo
>sneaking through a forgotten hive world like a ghost
>smell of burning promethium in the air
>everyone pointing bolters at walls, not me
>i disappear into shadows like the universe hates me
>eldrad ulthran casually predicting my next move
>sly marbo laughs, vanishes behind a servitor
>ghazghkull mag uruk throne stomping around because why not
>tau commander shadowsun yelling orders no one follows
>mfw i blow up an ork trukk mid-jump
>cadian shock troopers trying to hold a bridge
>marbo slides under it like he invented physics
>a lone necron lord raises his gauss flayer
>i shoot him in the kneecap for style points
>random chaos spawn just wandering through screaming “freeeeedom”
>everyone confused, marbo smirking
>sister of battle drops from above
>lol nope, already gone
>eldar jetbikes whizzing past like this is a damn racing game
>marbo throws a knife at a random ork, disappears into smoke
>planet explodes in background for dramatic effect
>everyone still alive somehow
>tfw sly marbo is the only consistent threat in this galaxy clusterfuck

>>96527420
Is that a new Calgar?

>>96527479
>Yvraine's never had a love interest
Emm, Visarch, they had "close bounds" in a father-daughter style, thats written in atleast two lates codexes. Even in gathering storm he call her a girl.

>be the emperor of mankind
>literally running the entire Imperium from the golden throne
>but also checking /tg/ because apparently someone reported me for spamming
>mfw i am omniscient but worried about a warning
>”maybe i should stop posting lore”
>nope, too many heretics to ignore
>deploy custodes to patrol the thread
>every post has to be perfectly balanced, like the galaxy itself
>night lords lurking, ready to click report
>russ and curze not allowed to help, too obvious
>i start using emojis and spaces to avoid auto-detection
>bolter jokes everywhere but subtle enough to not get flagged
>marines whisper “sir we think you’re spamming”
>”shut up, i am the emperor”
>tfw galaxy-wide omnipotence but reddit-tier report system exists
>even chaos gods laughing at me from afar
>”must maintain posting discipline”
>spam report counter: 3/5
>deploying more custodes to refresh thread visibility
>everyone confused why the emperor is low-key terrified of moderation
>tfw being the ultimate ruler doesn’t protect you from report buttons

>>96527524
Since they met after he had already become an exarch, I think he genuinely might have just fixated on her because he thought she was squandering her potential. Like there's nothing romantic about it on his end, just total aspect warrior autism.

>>96527466
>>96527471
>>96527480
>>96527490
>>96527501
>>96527512
>>96527521
>>96527530
This all feels ai generated.
Completely inorganic.

>>96527420
wait a minute

>>96527533
Do not engage with worthless spam.

>>96527461
Grey Knights have a couple more units that were done at the end of 7th just waiting to be released. GW going into 8th had no idea how to reconcile Primaris with Greyknights so they planned to stall and release filler characters at truescale.

Chaos Knights have a dominus class knight ready to go, but given the popularity of the questoris-sized knights and armigers GW is very hesitant to release it.

The rules team has been tasked with coming up with more character archetypes specifically for genestealers, as internally, GW is struggling with what to give them,

Necrons have had trazyn done for ages, hes likely an end of edition campaign character. and the normal lokhust destroyers are getting redone

>>96527533
this idiot ai slopper thought he'd get a lot of karma with these

>>96527532
nigga becaime a hierarch of an entire shrine just to keep an eye on here from distance so that might just be mentorism after all

>>96527461
Source of that rumour?

>>96527538
You’re right.
Sorry boss.

>>96527489
Entire point of Russ' lore is that he went into the Eye of Terror with some of his marines.
What the reason was we don't know, but the 2 leading theories are that he went there to get the fruit from the tree of life to heal the Emperor.
Or it was to kill Magnus.

Regardless Russ's whole point is that his last known location is the Warp and he is lost withing it.
He is literally one of the loyalist primarchs who can just appear out of fucking nowhere and it would make sense.

>>96527540
>>Chaos Knights have a dominus class knight ready to go, but given the popularity of the questoris-sized knights and armigers GW is very hesitant to release it.
Dumbest shit I heard today.

>>96527483
It's speculation but highly hinted at.
Kurze has a crown called the Corona Nox, which is described to have a large diamond as its center piece.
And for whatever reason, craftworld eldar were interested to get their hands on it for whatever reason and fought with the NL for it.

You connect the dots.

>>96527420
Dude, where you coming from now?

>>96527557
soulstones aren't diamonds

>>96527420
It's pretty funny how the new calgar got leaked and people just have ignored it.

>>96527577
probably because of the obvious shitposting over it

>>96527420
Does it mean honor guards are now kill again?

>>96526715 (OP)
TQ
The slaaneshi/arbites throoder
It is also the saddest autism I’ve seen like warhammer and throoding for an iota of control over others on this forum is all he has in his life.

>>96527420
What is this referencing

>>96527420
Is he some kind of sex offender or something?

>>96527532
Over 10k years, Laarian aka Visarch trained enough students, and only one woman became too close to him and prompted him to take controversial in their society actions. Its perfect meal for teacher/student intimicy, what they have

When will they reveal that new Kroot from rumor engine

>>96527612
The unknown Kill-Team maybe? So at LVO?

>>96527547
I'd bet on Dorn returning first and then Perty for Chaos.

>>96527619
please let it be xeno on xeno killteam...

>>96527619
It's not Kroot. It's Ultramarines vs. Chaos Cultists to tie in the Tomb World story.

>>96527619
Kroot getting another Kill Team would be weird. I think it's just one, singular Kroot. Maybe a named character

>>96527625
Next Kill Team are some Eldar vs either Chaos or Imperials

>>96527589
I genuinely hope he has some copycats because the thought of a single person doing this shit for so long is unironically sad

>>96527547
yeh no, russ or any loyalist isnt coming back anytime soon buddy.

Alright I pulled the trigger on the Aeldari Combat Patrol.

What Craftworld should I do? Right now I'm leaning Biel-Tan, even though depictions of their scheme is super inconsistent and I'd probably have to figure out how to do some freehand vines

>>96527454
>forced by Guilliman to take his father surname for propaganda purposes
If you fags could read books before whining about them, that would be great

>>96527652
>reading slop library
grim

>>96527650
minor craftworlds still exist, just make your own and have it be consistent

>>96527652
>she was FORCED to do something people normally do.
wow, was she forced to breathe as well? poor girl

>>96527650
>Biel Tan
Losers who got fucked by Daemons
>Alaitoc
Losers who got fucked by Marines
>Iyanden
Losers who got fucked by Tyranids
>Ulthwe
Losers who are going to be fucked by Night Lords
>Saim Hann
Losers who got fucked by Marines

I miss Harlequinns

Cattle sisters are out again. Probably fighting world eaters for more practice killing the angry boys.
Army list is pretty set in stone at this point, I'm just considering changing the imagifier with battle sisters to instead be a canonness with retributors, for free overwatch...

the side doors on the repulsor are tiny even for a firstborn marine, I thought the hover tanks were all made in the primaris era?

>>96527679
not even dwarves with 36a free overwatch on 4/5+ are really running it instead its 36a free heroic intervention with sus1 swords, your phase shooting is more important

>>96527678
Show me your Harlequinn models

>>96527619
>box 1
Ordo Xenos


>box 3
Ordo Hereticus

Maybe it's a coincidence. But Valrak has been talking about a Grey Knights vs Khorne Kill Team box for ages now, and that would make box 2 Ordo Malleus

>>96527673
I want to use the transfers

>>96527688
as odd as it sounds the tanks doors aren't in scale with the tank hull/chassis. A Rhino cannot fit ten marines in it

>>96527690
Yeah? That's fair enough I guess. Alternatively I could give them the girl who turns miracle dice into 6s when you use them, to force more good damage rolls through with the multi meltas?
Or stick with the imagifier to give a battery sister squad 2+, 4++. (Which has kinda felt a little underwhelming so far)

>>96527678
they never went away, anon

>>96527693
It would fit, yeah

>>96527712
don't remember if you can double-character in retributors but lethal hits + turn dice to 6 is a pretty good combo
otherwise you're supposed to draw attention and force to overcomit so your melee could come out and charge

>>96527359
I don’t really give a shit about balance I want more units so I can have interesting synergies and thematic lists, I want options. Sure I guess 22 units is fine if all your care about is being competitive and you’re content with the same soulless pre-made lists.

>>96527747
Unfortunately you can't, only squad you can do that with is battle sisters. Unfortunately as this is going to be 1k tournament, I've only got a single squad of melee (10 repentia) and can't afford buying 2 characters anyway. So I'm very much figuring out which single character is going to be worth the 'tax' of bringing them.

>>96527634
No. It's a tie in for Tomb World. They teased some kind of Heretic who was chased by Ultramarines in the Shadowhunt Preview. Also he's working for Abaddon and then Shadowhunt happens.

>>96527440
Lelith and Yvraine are definitely bland one dimensional girl bosses in the latest book

>>96527706
the executioner does look like it might get 7 primaris in there with the full height of the chassis. the normal version seems to have had guns over the side doors which shortened them dramatically, but the executioner doesn't have those and instead blocks the spaces off with blank panels. Hopefully I can open up some space by hacking them off (and covering mistakes with camo netting).

even a sister of battle model looks way too big.

>>96527688
The miniatures are not to scale.

>>96527650
/your dudes/ with /your scheme/

>>96527781
and yet they came up with years of lore to justify why marines changed sizes

>>96527677
Nobody ever loses to Night Lords
They're even bigger jobbers than the Eldar

>>96527751
Drukhari being made into a horde army AND a MSU army AND a low datasheet Army really is a big problem because every list looks the same because you literally have to run every unit in the codex to even play the game. Not to mention just the headache of managing fucking 30 activations a turn.

>>96527807
Jain Zar literally lost to them.

>>96527822
...and then she got back up again. Because she's immortal. None of those Night Lords did

>>96527814
Exactly skilled players make do with it despite the issues and limitations of the army. But me as an amateur find it frustrating that I have to pull off a complex chain of stratagems, enhancement and general plays just to win and if anything in the chain fails I collapse into nothing. It doesn’t feel right to me. Dark Eldar should not be horde army they should have enough punch in ranged and melee to make up for their fragility and small numbers but right now it feels like you have to do a bunch of technical meta stuff just to make them as Killy as another regular army.

>>96527827
She still lost. Having plot armor pick her back up doesn't change the fact that she died

>>96527843
Well they're rewriting army rule and the whole army to have activatable strats on every data sheet they get when empowered by pain tokens so I guess that should... help(?) with the complexity?
At the very least you're probably losing army wide rerolls so there's that to look forward to at least.

>>96527847
Okay, but did the Nightlords really win or did she complete her objective and then die like a good assassin?

I GOT 9 MARINES TO PAINT AND I CAN'T PICK A CHAPTER AAAAAA
Dark Krakens and Carcharadrons look kool

>>96527861
Yeah I’m looking forward to that, rerolls are not fun.

>>96527847
>>96527827
>carring about BLslop """lore"""
you fags will never learn will you

>>96527863
She explicitly failed to kill the actual target and instead indriectly led to his creation.
She completely failed and ended up dying for it.
Ulthwe is still doomed because of her failure.

>>96527865
Do /yourdudes/.

>>96527865
howling griffons

>>96527865
They're also stupidly popular for some reason.

>>96527865
clearly you want one from each line of geneseed

so, red scorpions, minotaurs, carcharadons, sons of orar, dark angels, flesh tearers, exorcists, blood ravens and mortifactors.

>>96527912
Why did Dark Krakens become so popular all of a sudden? Did they get featured in a book or something?

Don’t know if I want to spend money to expand my 40k army to 2000 points or just save up for that new gundam game

>>96527928
stop being poor and buy both

>>96527377
Losing Urien, Grotesques, Court, Beastmaster
Gainin Malys

>>96527148
>>96527140
Worse than Imperial Agents?

>>96527912
>when you learn your like for Raptors actually makes you basic af

>>96527948
It's not really confirmed yet though. They might have more model reveals coming before the codex release or they might just be keeping a bunch of resin in their rules.

>>96527963
One day you will have to accept that something being popular does not mean they are not cool. You just have to understand it doesn't necessarily mean they are either.
it is still basic as fuck in a setting known for being extra

>>96527968
Anon...

So where is this new calgar?

>>96527963
You were already basic for picking marines and caring what other people think about your plastic soldier choices. So it's all good

>>96527994
Still sitting on the pot

>>96527994
>new calgar
It's only been six years goddammit.

>>96528006
>It's only been six years
It's ALREADY been six years.

>>96527968
The resin is going to be gone the way of the Tantalus and you better come to terms with that now. They might get a range expansion again in 2 years or something though. Or you can always still play with Legends rules, though they might not work with the new power from pain mechanic.

>>96527994
>>96527420

>>96528006
He looks sweet, no reason to renew.

People keep recommending to get a vortex mixer but which one is that exactly? And does a mixer make that much of a difference?

>>96527912
>after the big 12
I wouldn't be surprised if some of those were actually more popular than some first founders

I think I saw like 7 Blood Ravenfags including myself overall between here and /wip/. Which might make them the most numerous chapter here

>>96526715 (OP)
>TQ
Probably my own. I pretend to be 3 different people and argue with myself constantly. When someone gets accused of being me I get all giddy

>>96528067
He's got the actual numbers of people posting armies across all the subreddits in the last year on there. Raptors have 330 armies posted while White Scars (the least popular of the big 12) have 515 posted.

>>96528067
>>96528074
What about Wolves?

>>96528021
Retarded pose

>>96527956
IA are worse but also aren't a real army.

Is the general still pretending the metal model in terminator armor was bad?

>>96528080
It's in the image in the top right mate. Space Wolves are the third most popular Space Marine chapter with 1670 armies posted in the last year.

>>96528096
>salamanders
only popular among tertiaries who heard they're hecking good people, and bad painters really

>>96528093
Did they make him a new terminator suit? IIRC they smelted down the last one to recycle into his gravis armor.

>>96528103
1688 (lol) tertiaries apparently bought and painted at least one Salamander model in the last year.

>>96528096
>Salamanders second
That's just not possible. It cannot be real. Reddit cannot be reliable as an overall popularity indicator. All nigger-related anything seems to get an arbitrary boost there while getting arbitrary debuff to popularity on 4chan

>>96528096
>BA at the top
Fuck yeah

>>96528119
Did you forget that they just got a huge feature in both Horus Heresy and 40K in the last 6 months with new models displayed in their default paint scheme on the box?

>>96528138
That's literally irrelevant.

>>96527912
Doom Eagles bros...

>>96528017
>Or you can always still play with Legends rules, though they might not work with the new power from pain mechanic.
I suspect they will, at the very least they've been giving rules and stuff to legends so far

>>96528096
I wonder how it breaks down for chaos marines

>>96528128
Hell yea brother

>you rapid ingress into an objective
>but ha! I sequence it so my objective control checks LAST so you don't actually control it in the shooting phase!
I love magic the warhammering

>>96528171
Death Guard are insanely popular so I'm sure they're super far ahead of anyone else. And then it's probably black legion. I feel like Nightlords might be up there too but below all of the cult legions. EC would be super high just because they are new right now too.

>>96528051
Anything that works. Principle is always the same and you dont need a laboratory grade for mixing paints. I got one of the cheapest shit they got on Ali for like 10 bucks 2 years ago and it's still fine

>>96528178
stop posting other people's models, faggot

>>96528189
Go away retard

>>96528178
Can you take a photo with all the dreads you have and only those?

What rattle can brand has a good dark brown matte finish? Any anons can recommend something?

>>96528194
These are just my BA dreads

>>96528197
Actually this photo is missing 3 more brutalis

>>96528197
what have the dead company ones done to not be in the family photo?

>>96528184
>And then it's probably black legion.
It's actually World Eaters and then the whole of CSM with Iron Warriors, Black Legion and Night Lords at the top, then we have Thousand Sons and finally Emperor's Children but in EC's case many people are still playing them as CSM since their codex is so shit and barren. Also pretty much wvery CSM list has 2 units of Noise Marines.

>>96528207
They were too ugly

>>96528212
so are these you posted tho

>>96528236
So is your face

>>96528247
Yeah but im not posting it

>>96528178
I doubt it

>>96528260
Doubt what?

>>96528266
That those are yours

Drukhari codex leaks coming later today

>>96528331
But are you feeling it?

>>96528269
They’re mine you prick, you know that and there is nothing this little troll job of yours is going to do to change that.

>>96528357
It's definitely different. Lower melee lethality and a lot less consistent but a lot of tricky new options. A lot of old options are gone but we might not miss them too much.

>>96528364
No they're not you dont have any proof

>>96528365
>lower melee lethality
NOOOOO MY INCUBI BLENDER

>>96528331
T4 and 2W incoming

>>96528365
>Lower melee lethality
RIP my 30 fucking wyches then I guess

>>96528365
Less consistent? They already had a like 42% win rate ffs

>>96528365
>Lower melee lethality
It's over

fake leak, he's not feeling it

>>96528365
Ok, but what about Za Lawrr

>>96528411
More strength, no rerolls from pain tokens without a leader, no extra AP from pain tokens

What faction to play for this feeling?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrNTNrgOrAQ

>>96528415
Wyches still have the ap4 blast pistol misprint from the index

>>96528457
banshee eldar list from 5th where you had farseers spam +movement speed spells

>>96528457
eldar

>>96528468
You must be trolling

>>96528365
Is the voidraven still good

>>96528544
I won't rule out this is proof, but I can do this in adobe

App update with dataslate points. Check it out.

>>96528567
can you crop your favourite piece of a new artwork in the book, preferably someone screaming

>>96528561
for like, one army? or is this the full dataslate update

>>96528581
I take it as indication there's no new artwork

I got this today.

>>96528605
>Boxposting

>>96528608
Don't downvote me you bastard.

>>96528561
lol, they already rolled it back.

>>96528649
No one plays EC anyway

>>96528658
I do.

>>96528670
...Isn't that from a really old dataslate article?

>>96526952
Marines need to act like Knights and Religeous nutjobs more often than they do now. Its why primaris is so fucking hated, they're just generic sci-fi dickheads now but 40k is only cool because its a fantasy setting but in space actually making it sci fi makes it lamer.

>>96527116
Same as every edition in the past few years, complete shit with a few good units in the codex with the rest being overpriced trash, gets hard countered by specific armies and has winrates entirely held up by like 1 or 2 dudes in a tournament putting in work with the most metafag list possible just to get a subpar winrate. Even at orks "strongest" with dakka dakka they barely had an above 50% winrate at tournaments and then GW nerfed every single good detachment into the ground and nerfed point values again and never reverted them.

Wych Weapons are back and they're the best units in the codex now.

>>96528673
Rwally cool scheme, got the Exultant or a Daemon Prince in this scheme?

>>96528093
Honestly it's great that we got gravis calgar because now the old plastic terminator Calgar makes a fantastic base for an ultramarine terminator captain

>>96528702
Don't have a demon prince yet but i plan to add one to my army later on

>>96528364
I remain unconvinced

>>96528694
you're gonna have to actually show profiles if you want the (you)'s en masse

>>96528694
Lol everyone bought kabalites in the old cp and will get wracks in the new CP, so they buff wyches to the sun

>>96528673
The pink is so lovely and vibrant it just makes the lack of shading more apparent, please give them a bit of shading anon I'm begging.

>>96528720
Very cool.

>>96526968
>incredibly low test hands struggled to type this post

>flawless blades go up 1 attack
Nice. That's all I ever wanted to make them reasonable to field. That or 3 damage

>>96528728
Now stfu bitch

>>96528758
I wonder if fatty knows he is famous here now

>>96528741
Meh

>space marines catching nerfs
we're not even winning what the fuck

>>96528770
Banned for life

>>96528794
well fuck I love these kind of mechanics, I might have to actually consider that battleforce

SG slightly got buff with 2+ hit and 4A on spear. But pts increase to 125/260

Got superglue on my kolinsky brush

>>96528744
Kabalites still got legs, so long as they also got boats

>>96528805
Why would you ever want to use the blade now?
What unholy toughness 3 unit exists where you want more AP than +1 to woundroll?

>>96528809
Interesting new ways to KYS

>>96528807
Rip my friend, even if you use a demonder the bristles are fucked beyond repair.

>>96528815
None, GW is dumb. It should be 5 attacks on the blade to make it a choice.

>>96528744
might get the random boarding patrol if wyches end up the real bitches this ed

Knights getting pre-nerfed

Deff Dreads get charge impact mortals, Ghaz can lead boyz again, Snikrot down 20 points, Lootas and FGs have point cuts

Consider:

- Someone ACTUALLY sat down and designed these and said to themselves "Yeah, this are good!"

- Someone ELSE reviewed these for approval and said "Yeah, this is good!"

>>96528800
I accept your concession

>>96526718
working on robits myself

>>96528741
Have a hand out

>>96528898
>literally the coolest fucking thing ever
yeah, they're good

>>96528908
With malice

>>96528822
stop cock teasing and dump all of it already

>>96528457
Khorne
straight up

>>96528915
>Hazardous on her only melee weapon
>Rerolls gone for a 100pts plus model granting lethal
man they really hate this faction huh

>>96528908
cute unit i like it

>>96528179
Wow, that is slimy. Hallowed ground and necron's power matrix ability are explicitly checked at the start of every phase and shut off at the end of the same phase, this just shits all over that by delaying the rule an extra phase

>>96528908
eh i guess 1 off for the scout since thats op this edition

>>96528908
So hand of the archon is finally properly in bighammer. That's what people wanted

>>96528964
...ssssslyth?

>>96528915
if you don't hurry more leaks will start to appear.

>>96528967
that's court of the archon

>get a challenger card
>"sustained or lethal hits for a squad (everything becomes hazardous) OR gain 1 vp for each objective you control (up to 3)
>opt for the sustained hits as i want a particular tank dead
>get one sustained hit from shooting, fail 3 hazardous checks
>tank survives on 1 wound

>>96526715 (OP)
>TQ
>What's the greatest autism you've witnessed in this general?
It is also sad.

Probably the anon who we have christened as the "decalslopper."
>starts posting space wolf models with /pol/ dogwhistle decals in place where really all politics are generally rejected
>continues to post them after getting his negative attention
>now plays victim when he started all of this
Like I get that there are trolls, but the guy brought this on himself and seems incapable of accepting that he has had a huge part to play in why people treat him this way.

>>96528971
Yeah, but can you assure me that having the hand of the archon won't mean gw will forget about the snek?

>>96528968
damn pretty nice pain ability

>>96528977
He does it all deliberately for attention, he's not an autist or some 200 IQ troll. He's just an attention whore.

>>96528973
Hmm, maybe you should try being a little more lucky next time!

>>96528969
>gain one every command phase
Thank fucking christ. They do seem a fair bit worse if it's just stuff like lethal hits/sustained hits and not on the weapons that matter though.

>>96526715 (OP)
>>thread question:
>What's the greatest autism you've witnessed in this general?
The slaaneshi schizo, hands down.

>>96528991
Never thought about it from that angle.
Somehow that's even more sadder. I sincerely hope the guy wakes up and realizes this all isn't worth it and moves on for the better.

>>96528992
I did charge and blow up a repex in the same turn so it all worked out in the end

>>96529000
that's not autism, that's just genuine untreated mental illnesses

Hot take
Black Templars would look better if they didn't all wear tabards

>>96529001
Just think about it. Why on earth would you post nazi dogwhistles on reddit when you know it will get your account in trouble? The only explanation for that is he enjoys the negative attention. It's exactly the same thing here.

>>96529011
they don't all wear tabards already.

>>96528977
>>96528991
Fuck off nomodels and find someone else to harass

>>96529018
terminators are free of them I suppose

>>96529029
plenty of other units in the army too

Scourgebros...

>>96528794
Neat mechanic, I like it.
>>96528822
wat

>>96529017
>>96529025
-1 to wound nerfed to 2CP, strike and fade sort of nerfed but can embark and affect 2 kabalite unites, so kinda okay? Enhancements look good and the army rule is much better.

>>96529042
Split up datasheet for just shardcarbines? It's a nice buff and 6" deep strike is really good utility - glad I magnetised them I guess.

Covens detachment

Transport detachment.

>>96529067
>repugnomancer
lmao

Cults Detachment. Gotta love Four Succubus only enhancements.
There's a charge-during-enemy's-movement strat too.

I feel like 1W units are generally better than units with more wounds since you can generally take more for less points and the fact damage doesn’t spill over.

Kabalite Detachment

>>96529104
its either 1w or 3w for me simply because everything is designed against 2w marines so 1ws you force overcomitting, and 3w can get undercomitted

>>96528881
>Ghaz only takes 4 batwag slots now
>Kommandos can split into 2 5s
Funny.
Also I enjoy the damage on charge for dreads, wish I could more than 3 in the deff dread detachment.

Archon's melee weapons are nerfed, loses reroll wounds and Vect aura, instead gains Captain ability and battleshock

>>96528694
Tell us leakbro, how many datasheets are we losing?

>>96529022
Struck a nerve, didn't I? Maybe if you actually put effort into your models you wouldn't have to act like an obnoxious cunt to get some attention you so desperately crave

Lelith nerfed - now has to spend a PT to get the buff to the Wyches she is leading

>>96528978
Wouldn't surprise me if they forget about snek (and other deldar diversity hires) until they get their kill team

>>96529136
She has Precision now so I think it's better.

Raider now has 4 abilities, only good one is the Wyches Disembark

>>96529125
That Shadowfield ability seems like fun.

Mandrake Uppy-Downy now requires a Pain Token. Cronos now only gets empowered refunds on a 5+ unless you leave weapons off

>>96529151
They've had that for years

>>96529147
Whoops. Here's Raider

Ravager gets Supression as its pain ability, Venom retains Venombark and pain ability is deployment after advance (but no charge)

>>96529042
>Only 1 weapon can be replaced
Uh oh

Drazhar loses lance and his CP refund in return for a bigger consolodate and RR Hit/Wounds (on just him). Has to pay for his Lance now.
Incubi get Dev Wounds on Pain abilities now, and they get +1 to hit if the unit they're attacking is battleshocked. I hope you're noticing the theme.

The resin is squatted isn't it?

Wyches get Gladiator weapons but they're still all damage 1

New Datasheets:
Lady Malys
Hand of the Archon
Second Scourge Unit

Lost Datasheets
Grotesques
all Harlequins (Now these are Reaper's Wager exclusive)
Tantalus
Court of the Archon
Beastmaster

>>96529164
>D3+13 attack Raiders
I love how flavorful that is. The other abilities look cool too.

>>96529206
Resin confirmed squatted, smallest codex in the game

>>96529199
They sent the Tantalus to legends, would make sense the rest get sent too.

>>96529206
sad but expected

Heavy Weapon Scourges are essentially the exact same as before

>every fucking ability now behind pain tokens
They're going to have a fucking 20% winrate

>>96529182
Heavy Weapons ones are more or less unchanged from the index.

Reavers be zooming

>>96529216
It's not that bad. They get 1 additional pain token a battle round now so surely that makes up for something right? Maybe Realspace Raid will actually be good now

Haemonculus only leading Wracks

>>96529206
>Lost Datasheets
>Grotesques
I was really, really hoping these would get a resculpt and stay in the book. Covens are already so small. S-s-surely they'll be back in 11e, right bros?

Hellions look good if you empower them.

>>96529250
James making the worst models no one bought have good rules to clear stock

Come home, elf man.

>>96529221
>melee weapons gain lance natively
>MW ability now triggers on advance as well as normal moves
Nice

>>96529206
wow they really put in the quarterly detachment here instead of leaving it out, talk about jewery

Kabalites on their own seem fine.

>>96528915
>T3 4++/5++, 5 Wounds
>With no range, and a Hazardous melee weapon as her only real weapon
>Only benefits her unit if they burn a token
Jesus Christ she's awful

Babe wake up it's Space Marine nerf time

>>96529287
You're taking her for the +1cp aura and redeployment ability

>>96529296
If any unit gets within 12" of her she's fucking dead, anon.

Wracks lose their Feel No Pain rule