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Anonymous No.96841732 [Report] >>96841751 >>96842063 >>96842677
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>>96839314

>Thread Question
Do you ever use grenades
Anonymous No.96841743 [Report] >>96841880 >>96841962
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
Anonymous No.96841748 [Report] >>96841762 >>96841766
I forget grenades exist most of the time.
Anything with 0 ap is kind of worthless.
Anonymous No.96841751 [Report]
>>96841732 (OP)
>TQ
I forget I have them.
Anonymous No.96841753 [Report] >>96841813
On the subject of grenades, I'm admittedly a little confused why the Tau only seem to use the futuristic equivalent of a flashbang and not something with more lethal kick to it.
Anonymous No.96841762 [Report] >>96841790
>>96841748
>Anything with 0 ap is kind of worthless
Nogames spotted.
Anonymous No.96841763 [Report] >>96841770 >>96841799 >>96841809 >>96842231
I do not like how uninvolved demons are in warhammer outside of Aos, and even there they aren’t heavily utilized. I guess if I liked kh’bhanda id be happy with his involvement in 30k, but overall, gw has no fucking idea how to utilize chaos efficiently.
Anonymous No.96841764 [Report] >>96841772
reminder this is an upgrade to just having modern plastic squats as a proper army, you bigoted grognard chud. Don't ask why there's no explanation for pic related either, GW knows best.
Anonymous No.96841766 [Report]
>>96841748
Eh? These days grenades are a stratagem that does morties
Anonymous No.96841770 [Report] >>96841784
>>96841763
>demons
Anonymous No.96841771 [Report]
GW stinks.
Anonymous No.96841772 [Report] >>96841798
>>96841764
Eh? Not sure what you mean, they ARE a proper army, that- OH you're being pissy about brown skin, nvm
Anonymous No.96841784 [Report]
>>96841770
Look man people here get bitchy when people call dark eldar drukhari, I’m not fucking calling demons daemons. It’s fucking dumber than any of gws other trademark titles in 40ks or Aos.
Anonymous No.96841790 [Report] >>96841816
>>96841762
How would I know they do 0 ap if I never played games? Checkmate gaytheist.
Anonymous No.96841791 [Report] >>96841812
>>96841745
>Instead of a handful of fanciful supersoldiers and a massive but ill-governed territory, I would've focused on improving the territory I did have to the best level that it could be, and then giving my soldiers better gear and training such that each individual Guardsmen would be Tempestus Scion tier
But he did, and they were. About 25% of the Exertus was Solar Auxilia style forces, which are kind of what Codex Stormtroopers wished it was. The rest was mostly regular Imperial Army, but with actual Navy support. And there were about twice as many marines as there are now.
Then He died.
And it had worked, considering they pushed back the horrors old old night and subdued wielders of dark age tech in a time where assault cannons and storm shields hadn't yet been invented, or were barely on early access phase. The Imperium sealed with Orks far more dangerous than Gahzakull multiple times
Anonymous No.96841796 [Report] >>96841818 >>96841936
Reminder that sex with aliens is the most natural human instinct there is and no Imperium can claim to be of 'Man' unless it encourages it
Anonymous No.96841798 [Report]
>>96841772
that's right whale, it's a good (like primaris before the rugpull) army and you don't deserve ANY explanation to a new faction and retcon.
Anonymous No.96841799 [Report] >>96842459
>>96841763
I bet that Kairos doesn't speak german
Anonymous No.96841803 [Report]
My collage entry is going to be pretty cool this month, I think, but I'm pressed for time because I got this sick this month and had already spent a bunch of time on a slutty vampire
Anonymous No.96841809 [Report]
>>96841763
Has there anybody who’s gotten screwed more than Kairos Fateweaver? Poor guy’s gotten his plans screwed by Khorne so many times.
Anonymous No.96841812 [Report] >>96841865
>>96841791
The problem with the Emperor's plan was that he ran a sort of...'looting based economy' so to speak. Basically, he didn't really improve the places that he conquered, but rather he just went from planet to planet, conquering them and then taking their stuff for his army.

This worked out fine initially, and he presumably wasn't planning on his plan with the Primarchs backfiring, but either way, in the end it did backfire, and that's why the Imperium is such a decayed shithole.
Anonymous No.96841813 [Report]
>>96841753
Just assume they have normal nades as well, since they're able to shit out mortal wounds with them like everyone else can
Anonymous No.96841816 [Report] >>96841820 >>96842331
>>96841790
Because you're spouting shit random shit you've seen here while lurking, and now they no longer have a weapon profile, just a generic Strat with some armies have their own version.
Anonymous No.96841818 [Report] >>96841823 >>96841842
>>96841796
Defective clone? What even is that thing? Looks like a sort of giant at or something.
Anonymous No.96841820 [Report] >>96841833 >>96842275
>>96841816
Is there a mathematical difference between this and just having you roll one D6 for the amount
Anonymous No.96841823 [Report]
>>96841818
Giant snake-woman, the 'antenna' appear to be mechanical so those might just be machinery.
Anonymous No.96841827 [Report]
I love my big red wife magnus the red
Anonymous No.96841829 [Report] >>96841845 >>96841847 >>96841852
an Imperial Fists chapter master told me the Vostroyan Firstborn are the next guard regiment becoming plastic

thoughts?
Anonymous No.96841833 [Report] >>96841843
>>96841820
You can't roll a 0 on a d6.
Anonymous No.96841841 [Report]
Ork bros how are we holding up?
Anonymous No.96841842 [Report] >>96841860 >>96841883 >>96841936
>>96841818
Screw it, adding the full pic but including censor bars just in case
>How is this Warhammer 40k
Vorgh are canonically Titan-sized auxillaries of the Tau so sex with giant alien ladies is canon
Anonymous No.96841843 [Report]
>>96841833
Not with that attitude
Anonymous No.96841845 [Report]
>>96841829
Cool but Guard are dead to me until this shit gets undone
Anonymous No.96841847 [Report]
>>96841829
He's a liar because GW squatted them this edition
Anonymous No.96841852 [Report]
>>96841829
>got multiple pieces in the art showcase
>red gobbo model is vostroyan themed
However, the Mordians have been showing up in the lore recently...
Anonymous No.96841860 [Report] >>96841862
>>96841842
Does she want to sex me or eat me or stuff me in her cooch. All are equally fine
Anonymous No.96841862 [Report]
>>96841860
Possibly all three, but most like sex and cooch you
Anonymous No.96841865 [Report] >>96841906 >>96841909
>>96841812
He did improve them. Do realize that most planets weren't conquered, but liberated instead. Freed from alien domination.
We only get to hear about DAoT survivors because often those were the only guys capable of putting up a fight, and most of the time they were actually corrupted by A.I. ("The Robusts"), aliens ("Interex"), or Old Night Horrors ("The Dark Judges").
And when they were defeated, their technologies were plundered and used to advance the imperium as a whole – the crusade was begun without Terminator armour after all.

It is now, 10k years of stagnation later, that many worlds are run down and decadent. But even then, the worst Hive World isn't as bad as Galaspar, and Galaspar was very tame in comparison with other compliances, and the Death Guard made it into a decent place. And they aren't known for their kindness, so you can imagine most other legions were better.

But yeah 40k current day is bad lol. I mean that's the setting
Anonymous No.96841872 [Report] >>96841888
Does anyone have that one image of blood angels where they look really weird like out of a mtv magazine?
Anonymous No.96841880 [Report] >>96841886
>>96841743
kys you piece of shit, die die die die DIE DEI DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Anonymous No.96841883 [Report]
>>96841842
Oh some sort of reptile with antennae. Aight. Not in the modd rn, but it's okay awooga. Didn't know Tau had auxiliaries that big, knight sized (Krootasaurs are as real as Necron Pariahs)
Idk if I'd care about Tau auxiliaries. I don't respect Kroot because they both can't wear armour (useless to their shape shifting metabolism) yet they also choose not to grow a carapace or something. Sangheili prove you can be a lizard and wear power armour.
And crab and fungi using guns would look like weird tyranids
Anonymous No.96841886 [Report] >>96841894 >>96841931
>>96841880
>
Anonymous No.96841888 [Report] >>96841923
>>96841872
With the black and chinese blonde angels? Not even joking. I'm also looking for that pic
Anonymous No.96841894 [Report]
>>96841886
>Raven Guard Moritat blasting Can you hear the silence
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Anonymous No.96841906 [Report] >>96841912 >>96841948
>>96841865
idk everyone always goes "its too late, the Imperium is fucked" but like..
>Cawl is one bit of technology from being able to seal the rift
>Guilliman is basically done securing the galactic south
>he doesn't even have the Lion with his teleportation bullshit yet to incorporate into plans
>a shit ton of lore threads are all gonna be coming together in the near-ish future
Anonymous No.96841909 [Report]
>>96841865
The part I would've done differently if I was the Emperor was how I used the primarchs.

The Emperor had four entire primarchs who were experts in engineering, architecture, infrastructure, infrastructure, etc. These are men who could could have and should have been used to build up the Imperium.

As it stands, you have guys like Dorn, master builders, who would liberate a shithole like Necromunda from Orks and then just...fuck off. He'd get a tithe of men and material, and then he'd leave. What a waste, with him and his other brothers he could've turned such a planet into a paradise.
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>>96841906
Even if the Imperium fixes the Great Rift, the situation is still fucked because the Imperium still lost a bunch of ground and planets while the Rift was open. Plus I really, really doubt that they're going to just...undo the Rift.
Anonymous No.96841923 [Report]
>>96841888
I mean I’d take that but I’m thinking of the very Italian looking dudes that look coked up.
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Anonymous No.96841931 [Report] >>96841934 >>96841970 >>96842271
>>96841886
Unironically cool. 40k needs more rootin tootin shootin units
Anonymous No.96841934 [Report] >>96841945 >>96842638
>>96841931
Anonymous No.96841936 [Report] >>96842078
>>96841842
>>96841796

Vorgh exist for you to take anime titty statues and stick tau riptide guns on them and run them as knights
Anonymous No.96841939 [Report] >>96842648
Did you lads have any games this weekend?

I got to send my Vindicator on its maiden voyage, it did good work. Mostly killed (dropped them to 1-2 wounds which something else picked up) a couple of Invictors and ate a bunch of hits before finally folding, definitely earned its points back.
Anonymous No.96841945 [Report]
>>96841934
I should make my next Inquisitor a gunslinger..
Anonymous No.96841948 [Report] >>96841953 >>96841956 >>96842078
>>96841906
What is cawl doing? 10k years and his research basically produced:
1. Literal steroids for marines (to put them on par with CSM Cult Marines)
2. Guns a bit bigger to go with said marines
3. New tank floating suspension (somehow incompatible with bikes)
Anonymous No.96841953 [Report] >>96841955
>>96841948
Primaris were better than cult marines, csm were the last marines to go to 2W
Anonymous No.96841954 [Report]
My friend made an animated 40k video for our ongoing campaign. It's the intro lore where the Tau take over an Imperial system before all hell breaks lose and 8 factions fight over it.
https://youtu.be/O-4TYeLEU6Q?si=giboDIhtEYn0Qzd3
Anonymous No.96841955 [Report]
>>96841953
Yeah but then it turned out all marines were 2W and primaris were basically just marines with +1A and so were cult CSM, so basically Cawl matched with science what CSM had been doing with sorcery and daemons for 10,000 years unmatched
I don't have a problem with that
Anonymous No.96841956 [Report] >>96841963
>>96841948
>What is cawl doing?
his upcoming book is him going back in time to the War in Heaven to steal peak Necron technology to rebuild the blackstone pylon network and seal the rift.
Anonymous No.96841962 [Report]
>>96841743
Do you guys know any people who got into 40k cause a vtuber did?
I know quite a few myself.
Anonymous No.96841963 [Report] >>96841974 >>96841988
>>96841956
>time travel plot
Place bets, what stupid shit is this going to lead to?

>Cawl accidentally causes the WIH
>Cawl becomes the Silent king or some shit
>Cawl accidentally reverses the horus heresy and we get the Dornian heresy instead
>[Insert some other stupid shit here]
Anonymous No.96841970 [Report]
>>96841931
Cypher needs to be able join Imperial armies again.
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>>96841963
>Dornian heresy
Truly the gayest fanfics ever made.
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Anonymous No.96841988 [Report] >>96842049
>>96841963
nothing actually because the plot is setup to be self-contained:
>the place they are going is located on the edge of the event horizon of an artificially created black hole
>they won't be "actually" time travelling, the Emperor giga banned that
>just space-time tunneling to allow access from current 40k to the trapped WIH planet which is more or less in stasis due to the black hole
>anything they do cannot influence the timeline in any way thanks to gravity

basically the only question is "do they get the mcguffin tech to unlock the secrets of blackstone or not?" if they do
>rift is sealed
>imperial worlds are basically immune to daemonic attacks
>birthrates of dangerous alpha+ psykers goes down
>could even make warp travel safer
the events of the book is a possible GG for the Imperium over Chaos.
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Anonymous No.96842001 [Report]
yes anon we get it you hate niggers. take it to /pol/ please.
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Anonymous No.96842010 [Report]
40k needs more Asians. I mean that.
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Anonymous No.96842014 [Report]
Does your wife's boyfriend know you're posting this?
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>>96842016
This ones cute I dont even get the need to post this
Anonymous No.96842023 [Report] >>96842027 >>96842040 >>96842057 >>96842063 >>96842091 >>96842154 >>96842398 >>96842537
How about we post models instead of being race-baiting schizos?
>entry for this month's collage
>spooky necron flayer overlord
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Anonymous No.96842027 [Report] >>96842032
>>96842023
This is actually pretty well done.
Anonymous No.96842030 [Report]
40K Black Edition tonight
Anonymous No.96842032 [Report]
>>96842027
thanks anon :)
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>>96842023
Anything but this
Anonymous No.96842044 [Report] >>96842050 >>96842058 >>96842113
I posted my kitbash of this guy before i painted him a few days ago. Lt with combi weapon using the Reaver Lt model.
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>>96841988
>the events of the book is a possible GG for the Imperium over Chaos.

So absolutely not happening then, great.
Anonymous No.96842050 [Report]
>>96842044
nice, gj anon
Anonymous No.96842055 [Report] >>96842110
Anonymous No.96842057 [Report] >>96842062
>>96842023
Has bob ross anon posted the anchor yet? I havent seen him
Anonymous No.96842058 [Report] >>96842068
>>96842044
Anonymous No.96842062 [Report]
>>96842057
he's posted a couple but I haven't been in the thread at the same time as him yet. I'm sure he'll get me in the archive though.
Anonymous No.96842063 [Report] >>96842066 >>96842075 >>96842077 >>96842185 >>96842380 >>96842423 >>96842463 >>96842619
>>96841732 (OP)
Hey guys, it's once again time for the collage anchor posts. This months theme is "something spooky" and was left up to your own interpretation.
As always I'll check the archive too but submitting your models in reply to my anchor posts is the best way to not be missed. I'll try to make a post every thread the next 7 days.
Here is the link to the november vote:
https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1PQ0BnW
>>96842023
Very nice
Anonymous No.96842066 [Report] >>96842073
>>96842063
Spooky appearance as soon as your mentioned
Anonymous No.96842068 [Report]
>>96842058
that’s my titan proxy
Anonymous No.96842073 [Report]
>>96842066
Speak of the devil and he shall appear
Anonymous No.96842074 [Report] >>96842116
>>96842020
It's always women with half shaven haircuts. Like, I don't mind blacks, that's just what they look like.
But half shaven heads? That's a choice.
Anonymous No.96842075 [Report] >>96842083 >>96842088
>>96842063
Nice timing, glad to catch you.
Here's my deep-sea inspired ravener.
Anonymous No.96842077 [Report] >>96842097
>>96842063
>bob likes my model
is this what its like when a girl says she likes you?
Anonymous No.96842078 [Report]
>>96841936
There is that...

>>96841948
Plus isn't Cawl's whole schtick that he's just one guy, so no matter what he invents, he's not gonna be able to change the Imperium as a whole since the Mechanicus itself remains as conservative and rigid as ever?
Anonymous No.96842081 [Report] >>96842223
I actually think Emperors Children straight up stealing World Eaters Schtick of army wide advance charge was for the better. In the past WE and right now EC are very one note. They have one gameplan and thats engage the enemy and mince them faster than they can kill you. From the competitive side it was EC was really strong 55%+ winrate initially but as got used to it and powercreep started setting in they fell off hard. Meanwhile WE now have much more controlled style of play with more options in how they engage and punish an opponent. Most of the damage is still in Fight Phase but they arent so one note anymore
Anonymous No.96842083 [Report] >>96842095
>>96842075
yooo that is awesome. looks like a kaiju
Anonymous No.96842088 [Report] >>96842095
>>96842075
Awesome
Anonymous No.96842091 [Report]
>>96842023
Nice work man
Anonymous No.96842095 [Report] >>96842103
>>96842083
>>96842088
Thanks guys, glad u like it. I wanted to try something spooky but in a different way than typical ghools and goblins.
Anonymous No.96842097 [Report]
>>96842077
This is a bad place to ask that.
Anonymous No.96842103 [Report]
>>96842095
The deep sea is pretty scary yeah
Anonymous No.96842110 [Report]
>>96842055
Whats that cyborg lady supposed to be?
Anonymous No.96842113 [Report] >>96842149
>>96842044
>reiver
Is he for the collage? They are kinda cute campy spookylike
Anonymous No.96842116 [Report]
>>96842074
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Anonymous No.96842138 [Report] >>96842141
does anyone know why the search button doesnt work on 4chan?
Anonymous No.96842141 [Report]
>>96842138
Use desuarchive to search unless you're trying to find an active thread
Anonymous No.96842142 [Report]
So is Guilliman just a grumpy boomer then?
>"Back in my day, we didn't have religion or shoot people for being friends with aliens! No sir, we killed anyone who was religious and we enslaved the children of people who were friends with aliens and worked 'em to death, yessir, that's how you do it."
Anonymous No.96842149 [Report]
>>96842113
I hope they add it!
Anonymous No.96842154 [Report] >>96842185
>>96842023
Added glaze to the intestines
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>>96842154

Oop would've responded to your post
>>96842063
Anonymous No.96842188 [Report]
Fuck off with the spam fecalfag
Anonymous No.96842223 [Report] >>96842306
>>96842081
I don't necessarily disagree, but I don't think that playstyle in particular fits with Emperor's Children.
I don't know what the alternative is besides Noise Marine focus (spam) though.
Anonymous No.96842231 [Report] >>96842775
>>96841763
Anon, demons are being removed from 40k and will be AoS only. That's why they do stuff there and not here
Anonymous No.96842235 [Report]
built my collage submission. gonna sponkify the base some more
hope i can finish it in time
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>>96842123
Lmao they do Asians worse
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Anonymous No.96842254 [Report] >>96842261
Saturday and friday nights sure have been extra shit lately with shitposting
Anonymous No.96842255 [Report]
it's hard to tell but this is meant to be a woman. say something nice, 40k fan.
Anonymous No.96842261 [Report]
>>96842254
Makes you wonder about the kind of people spending weekend nights browsing a Palestinian embroidering forum.
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>>96841931
You could always get the indomitus chaplain's Absolvor Bolt Pistol and give it to NotReaper Chaplain for that particular bash.
Anonymous No.96842275 [Report]
>>96841820
Yes, this weights the probability so you're more likely to get a middle value. Also it's a 0 to 6 range. On a d6 every result is equally likely.
Anonymous No.96842278 [Report] >>96842290 >>96842327
anyways, I think that's enough humiliation for now. By the way, since this doesn't bother you, you should probably know the same artists that got commissioned to do the feminist/black washing art for MTG on behest of Wizards of the Coast also got hired to do the art for Black Library and codex artwork. Thought you'd like to know, since the people running MTG hate their own fanbase and are actively trying to replace them. Guess what that says of GW since they've got borderline the same MO? Anyways Age of Shitmar general is less reddit than here because they at least call this pozzed shit out. You guys eat it up then ask it to fuck your girlfriend too.
Anonymous No.96842290 [Report]
>>96842278
ok
Anonymous No.96842291 [Report]
whatevr now fuck off
Anonymous No.96842306 [Report]
>>96842223
noise marines could have a special attack akin to the current astra militarum deathstrike launcher (toned down ofc) to force opponents to move their units out of position so their melee can rush in
there's a million other better options for playstyles but 10th edition (and modern games workshop) aren't really equipped to lean into army asymmetry to that degree
Anonymous No.96842317 [Report] >>96842319
Hey if I take Plague Marines in a Chaos Marine army, does that special rule do literally nothing
Anonymous No.96842319 [Report]
>>96842317
correct
you might take them for a little more bulk and lethal hits anyway I guess
Anonymous No.96842327 [Report]
>>96842278
The only place that still thinks 40k is trad and based and that you should buy multiple battleforce boxes and copies of Space Marine 2 is /v/, post all that shit there
Anonymous No.96842331 [Report] >>96842338
>>96841816
holy FUCK they need to bring templates back
Anonymous No.96842332 [Report] >>96842380 >>96842494 >>96842682
I see many painters say that they "had fun" painting certain models. When was the last time you experienced a noticeable amount of fun painting, /40kg/? Im currently painting kommandos and although they seem ok to paint i wouldnt say im "having fun" doing it, just more enjoyable than most ork units ivr painted
Anonymous No.96842333 [Report] >>96842488
Shouldn't the Watchers in the Dark get the Dark Angels declared heretical?
Anonymous No.96842338 [Report]
>>96842331
nah. I'm not going back to carefully spacing out my gribbly hordes
Anonymous No.96842345 [Report]
How the fuck am I going to make staves for mk2 marines to make them Rubric sorcerers
Anonymous No.96842358 [Report]
@96842278
tl:dr
I'm pleased for you, or sorry that happned
Anonymous No.96842380 [Report] >>96842572
>>96842332
Fun is completely subjective, but for me the best painting sessions are when I just lose myself in the process. But finishing models is also fun, this little sword satan was a nice little treat in between more complex models.
>>96842063
Can sword satan be my spooky model?
Anonymous No.96842398 [Report]
>>96842023
Thats very cool anon, what was your process for the skin?
Anonymous No.96842423 [Report] >>96842452 >>96842464 >>96842578
>>96842063
Submitting my entry
Anonymous No.96842452 [Report]
>>96842423
Love these goobers. The white and orangey shades give the impression of an almost mummy-like look
Anonymous No.96842459 [Report]
>>96841799
She did in my dream. Which was bizarre
Anonymous No.96842463 [Report]
>>96842063
How many entries do we have so far?
Anonymous No.96842464 [Report]
>>96842423
Fuck yeah, at this rate we are going to have an entire army afflicted with the flayer virus on the collage
Anonymous No.96842474 [Report] >>96842508
I wonder how many permaonline reddit sigmarxists spam here. Probably quite a few, going by the thread.
Anonymous No.96842488 [Report]
>>96842333
>declared heretical
By whom? And what retard would think it's a good idea to go against a Space Marine legion especially in 40k?
Anonymous No.96842494 [Report]
>>96842332
personally, I love the modelling/assembling part the most in this hobby, especially scratchbuildn ork stuff. my enjoyment in painting lies with the process itself. sure you can always be proud/happy with the finished product but I really enjoy "peeling" the finished model out of the grey, seeing glimpses of the finished artwork through the two base colors you applied. on another note I left the deffkoptas for about half a year since thinking about painting the details made my head ache

just paint what you want to, don't feel bad when leaving a model half finished, don't sweat it with the quality (it will improve soon enough), MOST IMPORTANTLY remember it's a hobby and those are supposed to make fun foremost

tl;dr: no fun, no spending time, only good times
Anonymous No.96842508 [Report]
>>96842474
this thread has about twelve regular posters, with the shit posters, trolls and resident schizos there are maybe 40 people overall posting in these threads

the only redditfag in this thread is the tranny jannie who's sole job is to babysit this general
Anonymous No.96842509 [Report] >>96842522 >>96842528 >>96842659
start people talking about taking warhammer back from gw
#ourgame
Anonymous No.96842522 [Report] >>96842533
>>96842509
>taking warhammer back from Gw
>back from GW

anon you are aware warhammer has always been GWs
Anonymous No.96842528 [Report] >>96842533
>>96842509
Retard
Anonymous No.96842533 [Report] >>96842539 >>96842659
>>96842522
>>96842528
most raped corposlaves.
Anonymous No.96842537 [Report]
>>96842023
>Spent a whole day layering the green and highligtin the gold
>Still looks the same as the day before
I know eventually it will work out, but the progress seems so imperceptible sometimes.
Anonymous No.96842539 [Report] >>96842543 >>96842545
>>96842533
why dont you make your own warhammer then, with blackjack. and white pepo.

dont bother replying freak I know its only going to be winging because you have no talent, creative drive or faustian spirit.
Anonymous No.96842543 [Report]
>>96842539
Well fine! I'm gonna make my own Warhammer then! With wargear! And naked ladies! In fact, forget the wargear!
Anonymous No.96842545 [Report] >>96842547 >>96842659
>>96842539
imagine being this much of a defeatist cuck, holy shit. I'd tell you to kill yourself but knowing you, you'd be too pussy to even try.
Anonymous No.96842547 [Report] >>96842563
>>96842545
you have never made and will never make anything worth doing. thats why you make your personality a corporate product, and demand superior black men be removed from it so you can feel safe doing so. even your agarthan ancestors pity you, reject you, for you are simply the pitiful embers of a once great roaring fire.
Anonymous No.96842563 [Report] >>96842568 >>96842575
>>96842547
stil haven't killed yourself. I accept your concession.
Anonymous No.96842568 [Report]
>>96842563
I will live forever, your end comes closer
Anonymous No.96842572 [Report]
>>96842380
I think he's spooky enough
Anonymous No.96842575 [Report] >>96842584 >>96842590
>>96842563
i dont get why people call you a nazi when you say that nazi had fucking drip which is objectively true.
Anonymous No.96842578 [Report]
>>96842423
Naisu
Anonymous No.96842584 [Report]
>>96842575
>fucking drip
Hugo Boss is a great brand
Anonymous No.96842585 [Report] >>96842595 >>96842602 >>96842616
collage anon is going to be the death of this general
Anonymous No.96842590 [Report]
>>96842575
Nobody is saying hugo boss isn't cool. Making your distaste for specific people an integral part of your personality is pretty lame
Anonymous No.96842595 [Report]
>>96842585
Why. The community posters are the best thing to happen in /40kg/ in a decade. I don't think I've ever seen more active hobbying than now
Anonymous No.96842602 [Report] >>96842605 >>96842612 >>96842665
>>96842585
You being banned from the collage is hardly going to be the death of anything
Anonymous No.96842605 [Report] >>96842608
>>96842602
what do you mean im banned?
Anonymous No.96842608 [Report] >>96842610
>>96842605
Nobody but a slopper would have issue with the collageking
Anonymous No.96842610 [Report]
>>96842608
what does that even mean.
Anonymous No.96842612 [Report] >>96842616
>>96842602
I think the collage is just a plan to make everyone identifiable, its why I've uploaded models I found in a random discord to the collage
Anonymous No.96842613 [Report] >>96842630 >>96842675
What's with all of the unnecessary shitposting? It isnt adding anything to the general
Anonymous No.96842616 [Report] >>96842618
>>96842585
>>96842612
trying too hard
Anonymous No.96842618 [Report] >>96842637
>>96842616
Anonymous No.96842619 [Report] >>96842626 >>96842641
>>96842063
Mr Pumpkin, the obliterator who gave up war for farming. What could be more spooky? Probably alot of things but this is what I got.
Anonymous No.96842626 [Report]
>>96842619
Looks great anon, love the glossy skin
Anonymous No.96842628 [Report]
im banned from the collage and fridge for purely political bias its really unfair to those who dont share the political views of the organizers
Anonymous No.96842630 [Report] >>96842669
>>96842613
Someone is either raiding or some fag is drunk. Jannies also seem to go awol or are just busier(?) Friday and Saturday nights, at least that's been the case for the past month or so. It's either the janny who works the weekend doesn't give a shit about the shitposting, or they just get the weekend off, I have no clue.
Anonymous No.96842637 [Report]
>>96842618
Nobody accused you of samefagging
what an odd response
Anonymous No.96842638 [Report] >>96842657
>>96841934
Anonymous No.96842641 [Report]
>>96842619
Qt, but I don't think that macrame terrain is what the kids mean when they say pumpkin booty
Anonymous No.96842648 [Report]
>>96841939
I had my first game of trench crusade but thats about it
Anonymous No.96842651 [Report]
Nobody respond to that shit
Anonymous No.96842657 [Report] >>96842689
>>96842638
Don't custodes have a dual pistol loadout as well
Anonymous No.96842659 [Report] >>96842767
>>96842509
>>96842533
>>96842545
Please tell us what is your plan to buy a multi billion dollar franchise from its owners?
How are you going to achieve this?
Anonymous No.96842665 [Report]
>>96842602
Kek, true.
Anonymous No.96842669 [Report] >>96842688
>>96842630
huh why is saying that the collage shit is bad for the thread suddenly a bannable offense?
Anonymous No.96842675 [Report] >>96842688
>>96842613
blacks blacks blaaaaaaaaaacks. its because i spend ALL DAY thinking about BLACKS. and as soon as I forget about blacks, and black cock, the latest GW book I go to read has BLACKS. why are there so many BLACKS? BLACK guardsmen? BLACK space marines? BLACK elves? BLAAAAAAAAAAACKS?
Anonymous No.96842677 [Report] >>96842749
>>96841732 (OP)
I like orks :D
Anonymous No.96842682 [Report]
>>96842332
I love painting most of my ork vehicles
Big monsters like greater daemons and daemon princes are fun too
I'm pretty burned out on infantry though, aside from maybe CSM legionaries because they're pretty simple
Anonymous No.96842688 [Report] >>96842693
>>96842669
I was moreso talking about this shit >>96842675, but just shitting on the thing that is objectively good for the thread, and that nobody has an issue with, without having any reasoning to back it up, is shitposting to an extent albeit much milder
Anonymous No.96842689 [Report] >>96842694
>>96842657
no but in the past i have concepted what such a loadout would look like
Anonymous No.96842690 [Report] >>96842701 >>96842703
>>96841975
>>96841983
>>96841987
>>96841992
>>96841998
If a white man can turn black by joining the salamanders, can a black man turn white by joining the ravenguard?
Anonymous No.96842693 [Report] >>96842706
>>96842688
>objectively
lmao
Anonymous No.96842694 [Report]
>>96842689
You're actually the reason I thought this was a thing lmao. Are they from the jetpack guys? I don't think anyone would cry if you ran pistolero custodes as bolter custodes
Anonymous No.96842697 [Report] >>96842718
How dumb is it to go full dread mob?
Anonymous No.96842701 [Report]
>>96842690
>can a black man turn white by joining the ravenguard?
We have models of the raven guard scout marines, there were black dudes in the squad.
How does that make sense? I dunno.
Anonymous No.96842703 [Report]
>>96842690
Yerp
Anonymous No.96842704 [Report] >>96842712
>Terminator ancient and chaplain: Can have a shield
>Terminator librarian and captain: Can't
Hate the lack of logic in these, god I hope they toss out this retarded design philosophy about wargear allowance in a future edition
Anonymous No.96842706 [Report] >>96842711
>>96842693
There's that bit about not having any reasoning lol, thank you for proving my point
Anonymous No.96842711 [Report] >>96842721
>>96842706
well how can i? after all its "objectively" good!!!
Anonymous No.96842712 [Report]
>>96842704
You could just glue a shield on your guy, it'd probably look pretty cool
Anonymous No.96842718 [Report]
>>96842697
Its pretty fun
Anonymous No.96842720 [Report]
beep beep boop boop beep
Anonymous No.96842721 [Report]
>>96842711
As long as you understand. I accept your concession, last (you)
Anonymous No.96842745 [Report] >>96842750
Thoughts?
Anonymous No.96842749 [Report] >>96842753
>>96842677
We haven't seen you post any though
Anonymous No.96842750 [Report]
>>96842745
MUCHO TEXTO
Anonymous No.96842753 [Report] >>96842755
>>96842749
He's posted them a couple times, but I would say no to seeing them again
Anonymous No.96842755 [Report]
>>96842753
Wouldn't
Anonymous No.96842757 [Report] >>96842761
>tau were designed starting from discarded eldar concept sketches
Anonymous No.96842761 [Report]
>>96842757
gav thorpe would know a thing or two about that, it seems his writing also comes from discarded tidbits from trash cans around the office.
Anonymous No.96842767 [Report] >>96842797 >>96842816 >>96842830 >>96842846
>>96842659
wait and let 30k collapse (it's already happening) then wait and watch shitmar collapse (it's only kept in suspended animation by GW despite how bad it's selling to anyone not a whale) oh and then wait for 40k to collapse because these new rules are ungodly rancid dogshit that only competition faggots are keeping alive with metamonkey lists. Get a crowdfund to buy the rights to the LOTR tabletop game since GW let it die then never look back on those miserly kikerats.
Anonymous No.96842775 [Report] >>96842785 >>96842794 >>96842809
>>96842231
What if GW removes daemons from 40k to replce them with forge of souls/Vashtorr daemons and chaos xenos?
Anonymous No.96842785 [Report] >>96842790
>>96842775
Chaos doesn't deserve Xenos because Daemons suck
Anonymous No.96842790 [Report] >>96842801
>>96842785
blue and pink horrors say otherwise, anon.
Anonymous No.96842794 [Report] >>96842801
>>96842775
Daemons should just be completely folded back into their respective god legions and then into the regular CSM book.
Vashtorr doesn't need his own daemons. Also they don't even make sense since Vash isn't even a god, just a random homeless shmuck that crashes in the forge of souls.
Anonymous No.96842797 [Report] >>96842805
>>96842767
pathetic larp
Anonymous No.96842801 [Report] >>96842824
>>96842790
Maybe the old Diaz sculpts at best
To iterate: adding Chaos to Xenos 95% of the time means making said aliens less alien, because Chaos is flanderized and inherently human-coded at this point
>>96842794
This "solution" is also pretty bad and makes the daemon situation only worse
Anonymous No.96842805 [Report] >>96842812 >>96842814 >>96842815 >>96842840
>>96842797
so is being a niggerloving leftist posing as a 40k fan, but then again we have this entire board of astroturfed sigmarxism adjacent fags who pretend as if ten years ago anons weren't making Wehrmacht guards armies. They all left because who wants to stick around fucking buzzkilling normgroids like you? Fuck off to LA or Canada if you love being a faggot so much.
Anonymous No.96842809 [Report] >>96842851
>>96842775
gw is too creative bankrupt to make some chaos alien auxiliaries, but cyberdemons will happen.
Anonymous No.96842812 [Report]
>>96842805
Lmaoing at pathetic poltard tourist.
Anonymous No.96842814 [Report]
>>96842805
You think about gay shit too much
Anonymous No.96842815 [Report]
>>96842805
black blaaaaaaaaaack blaaaaaaaacks i cant stop thinking about blaaaaacks
Anonymous No.96842816 [Report]
>>96842767
(you)
Anonymous No.96842824 [Report] >>96842834 >>96842837
>>96842801
>This "solution" is also pretty bad and makes the daemon situation only worse
It doesn't.
It's how daemons started off as in 40k. They were just part of the same fucking book as chaos marines.
And that was intentional design by GW. And it was fine, good even.
Chaos marines didn't get access to all of the shit that loyalists did, but they made up for it by having daemons, sorcerers and daemon engines.
But chaosfags got pissy about the fact that they HAD to take daemons in their army when they only wanted to play chaos marines. Eventually GW did the stupid thing and gave in, and separated daemons from the CSM.
Which has then onward spawned the god forsaken "we want what imperium has but with spikes!" shit.

GW separating daemons and CSM and even the lost and the damned from the same book, was a mistake.
Even the cult legions shouldn't be their own separate armies.
Perfect evidence of this is the fucking Thousand Sons and World Eaters, both of them should just be codex supplements to the regular CSM book. Same goes for DG and EC.
Anonymous No.96842826 [Report]
This is what my frens gifted me!
Anonymous No.96842830 [Report]
>>96842767
This is a stupid idea and will never work.
Anonymous No.96842834 [Report]
>>96842824
There's no good reason we shouldn't be able to have both a full Daemons army AND CSM armies with Daemons in them

Just bullshit GW reasons
Anonymous No.96842837 [Report] >>96842854
>>96842824
And I am the opposite! I dont care about marines or humans amd I want my monsters!
No, I don't want Chaos Daemons to become even more of an afterthought compared to what they are now. Its fucking embarrassing and makes me think less of Chaos mortals because their very object of worship is kinda abysmal dogshit with questionable scultps and bad fluff.
Anonymous No.96842840 [Report]
>>96842805
>m.jpg
Anonymous No.96842846 [Report]
>>96842767
a fantasy wargame will not cover the needs of a sci fi wargame

trench crusade, one page rules, konflikt47, starcraft, they're all rising to the challenge with plastic
if gw falls, one of them rises, you won't get your golden age, you will just get your next generation of pyramids
Anonymous No.96842850 [Report] >>96842855
>>96841983
His arm is way too thin, the artist fucked up twice
Anonymous No.96842851 [Report] >>96842859
>>96842809
>gw is too creative bankrupt to make some chaos alien auxiliaries
But there's actually a lot of cool chaos xenos described into several codexes now. Not as a race but single minis there's a lot of them canon already
Anonymous No.96842854 [Report]
>>96842837
>No, I don't want Chaos Daemons to become even more of an afterthought
In the past they weren't an afterthought and they had a reason to exist, they were meant to give CSM a certain edge over the loyalists on tabletop.
They only became an afterthought AFTER GW separated them from the CSM.

You retard.
Anonymous No.96842855 [Report]
>>96842850
could be worse
Anonymous No.96842858 [Report]
>i want modern GW to add chaos xenos into the game!
This is how you get the Imperial Agents codex treatment.
Anonymous No.96842859 [Report]
>>96842851
but gw won't do them, they can't be bothered and they genuinely cannot design them