Thread 96912728

Still nothing on the western front edition

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>>96909245

>Thread question
So, what is it going to be?

I finally decided which chapter to paint the scout my friend gave to me.
...And I dropped his arm in the sink.
Should I:
a) put a breacher arm with a bolt pistol in there
b) put an arm holding a breacher helmet on the side
c) glue a mutated hand (he's an exorcist after all)

>>96912728 (OP)
>TQ
I dont like female custodes because I'm not secure in my masculinity because I have a small penis and I'm mad no girl will let me have sex with them. This causes me to lash out when my traditionally boy-only subculture gets diversified with the kind of people that I want to have sex with but can't.
I don't like being reminded of how I can't have sex and how small my penis is.

>>96912728 (OP)
Armies for this feel.

>>96912746
Drukhari. Not, not the people fighting the Drukhari. The Drukhari players themselves.

>>96912728 (OP)
>So, what is it going to be?
Hopefully a mystery.

>>96912738
prosthetic holding a demonic relic

>>96912746
Slannesh demons. I'm told the next update they will add gender to models and if the Slannesh demon has the opposite gender it can do extra hits in the fight phase and permanently lower your number of movements after the fight.

>>96912744
Have you tried growing as a person?

>>96912728 (OP)
The norn empress' ship.

>>96912777
Firs every faction have to have a supreme leader of some kind? Can't they all just be fractitious warlords struggling against each other and their foes alike?

>>96912777
NIDS NIDS NIDS NIDS!!!!!

>>96912744
I don't like female custodes because people that don't even pariticpate in the hobby forcing it to change to suit the currently popular mainstream politics is cringe as fuck. My dick is 8 inches and I fuck a different woman every day. Cope.

>>96912777
I kinda agree with >>96912782 and also nids dont need that. Norn queens aren't rulers, they're just the upper currently observed part of the chain in command. They're as much a slave to the groupthink as a lowly gant and thats a good thing.

>>96912786
>Falling for the shittest bait ever
Retard

>>96912722
centaur and fawn elfs for Age of Sigmar. They've been getting built up over the years and there are a bunch of Rumor Engines that match them, so it seems like a pretty good shot they're coming soon

Continuing the discussion from the previous thread

For the upcoming preview what are your:
>HOPES
>FEARS
>EXPECTATIONS

>>96912799
>Hopes
Corsairs
Corsairs get a good FOMO launch box
Kurnothi
Kurnothi get a good FOMO launch box
Girl Sons of Behemat kit
>Fears
Corsairs and Kurnothi don't get good FOMO launch boxes
They reveal girl SoB but they went out of the way to make it ugly
They reveal something so cool it makes me regret going all in on Eldar (very unlikely)
>Expectations
They spend too much time on boring ass Heresy and Legions shit
Corsairs get revealed but Kurnothi don't
Girl SoB kit is in a weird halfway space where it can be made prettier with some minor greenstuffing
TOW Chaos Mammoth reveal is by far the best thing of the show

>>96912750
They're called Dark Eldar

>>96912782
It wouldn't really change much
>hey, you know how nids are coordinated under one hive mind? well their troops are coordinated by a synaptic unit, kill it and you hamper the hive's coordination somewhat
>hey, you know how nids are coordinated under one hive mind? well their synaptic units are coordinated by a synaptic leader, kill it and you hamper the hive's coordination somewhat
>hey, you know how nids are coordinated under one hive mind? well their synaptic leaders are coordinated by a swarm lord, kill it and you hamper the hive's coordination somewhat
>hey, you know how nids are coordinated under one hive mind? well their swarm lords are coordinated by a bioship, kill it and you hamper the hive's coordination somewhat
>hey, you know how nids are coordinated under one hive mind? well their bioships are coordinated by a fleet's norn queen, kill it and you hamper the hive's coordination somewhat
>hey, you know how nids are coordinated under one hive mind? well their fleets' norn queens are coordinated by a norn empress, kill it and you hamper the hive's coordination somewhat
and so on, turtles all the way down, but the nids stay the same at the end of the day, coordinated under one hive mind

>>96912794
it was a joke, chill out

>>96912799
>Hopes
New models for my armies
A cool campaign with fun rules
>Fears
No new models for my armies
A lame story with just narrative and no rules
>Expectations
New space marines
Lame narrative about space marines

>>96912814
The problem is that you just know that the moment they get something like that is the moment we get multiple black library books about the norm empress going ""I would have gotten away with conquering the galaxy, if it weren't for you meddling space marines and your stupid space wolf"!

>>96912777
>hands
Way too human.

>>96912832
Sounds based thoughbeit

>>96912832
we didn't get that with the introduction of the tyrants or swarmlord or norn queens, or norn emissaries
hell, they've been careful enough to not even make a super special character genestealer magus that speaks as the hive mind's direct conduct

I'm not saying we're safe from it, but things are on our side more likely than not

>>96912795
>what if we mixed Khajit and Bosmer, literally the two worst TES races?
These look terrible and I generally like AoS models better than 40k.

Someone please assemble all my models (you have to do it properly, cleaning mould lines, cleaning nubs, filling gaps and seam welding, drilling barrels properly centred, pinning models for attaching to bases and subassemblies etc. and do it all without gouging any pieces, melting pieces with cement or removing detail etc.).

>>96912849
I'll throw my shit into this guys pile as well, fuck assembling I just want to paint

>>96912849
why anon ? the arts and crafts part of the hobby is half the fun !

>>96912846
I agree, we have been absolutely lucky which is why I think that the moment they decide to give the Nids a supreme commander that is not just a replaceable high tier organism it's because they have decided to throw away everything and go full Kerrigan.

>>96912849
>>96912855
Sure. 30 bucks an hour and 2 handjobs from your hottest female member.

>>96912849
I love assembly but without mistakes? Never ever. Would they even be my models if I don't take a chunk out of the shoulders or slip with one of the pieces and smear glue everywhere?

>>96912847
I play Sylvaneth (well, play, I have Silvaneth) and I dread the moment they decide to make those horrors actual parts of my army.

The recent warband is a little better but not much, it's still terrible

>>96912849
Fine but you have to prime mine.
God damn do I hate priming shit, it always comes out too thick.

>>96912799
I expect ma'amstodes

>>96912849
I'll do it for just 25 an hour and 1 thigh job from any female member.

>>96912832
Anon, GW is really doing that with the nids anyway.
Leviathan itself is fucking pissed at the Blood Angels specifically because they decided to fight back and not get eaten.
There's also POV shots of the hivemind fighting SoB and it feels some weird kinship with them because they are also women. Don't ask me how that makes sense or why it was needed to be added

>>96912912
It takes like 30 seconds to prime a dude with your airbrush. I would take this deal without a second thought.

making shitty imperfect models that are 100% /yourdudes/ is unironically the most SOVLful part of 40k. i wouldnt even be into the setting if the models came pre built or pre painted......i get it can be time consuming and tedious some days but like ur literally pouring ur soul into ur models and making a personal connection /w them. thats the magic of this hobby imo and like u cant quantify that imo ......

>>96912912
Well stop using garbage hobby paint and use a real primer. You'd have to try to drown a mini in this for it to end up too thick.
NOT the paint+primer. Flat Black Primer.

>>96912938
Can you post one of your shitty imperfect models that are the heart and sovl of 40k?

>>96912928
Yes, I also believe that it's inevitable on the long term, doesn't mean I am going to be happy to see it sooner rather than later. As long as it stays in an hidden paragraph in some BL slop at least it's easy to pretend it doesn't exist.

>>96912902
sorry, girl. If you want army rules that don't involve "stand next to a tree for this bonus", you gotta embrace the fur

>>96912954
Bold of you to assume that khurnothi won't share that with the rest of the army in the generic slop that is 4th edition

>>96912947
sure bb here u go ! one of my 1st models ever painted i didnt even kno what paint thinning was lol

>>96912948
>As long as it stays in an hidden paragraph in some BL slop at least it's easy to pretend it doesn't exist.
Still canon thoughbeit.

I have now painted 20 gants in different color schemes
How the fuck do I find THE scheme

>>96912954
Lol I forgot how their rules revolve around the ugly old trees. And now the furfags. I feel kinda bad for the wood elf enjoyers.

>>96912799
HOPES
- New Genestealer, Helot, Corpse Grinder Cult rules and/or models for Necromunda
- Delaque vehicles/mounts for Necromunda
- Battlefleet Gothic (always)
- Mordheim (always)
- Xenos or Tau auxiliary Kill Teams (Gue'vasa, more Kroot, Tarellians, Nicassar, whatever)

FEARS
- Battlefleet Gothic but it's only Heresy fagbrotherfest

EXPECTATIONS
- nothing I care about in WHQ
- more Space Marines
- more Chaopter/Legion books and unique units

>>96912799
>>HOPES
New malstrain stuff
>>FEARS
Stuff I don't care about like Chaos
>>EXPECTATIONS
Most likely new marine stuff, like more Ultras.
Probably an updated custodian guard kit which includes female custodes as well.

>>96912964
The whole thing about the Kurnothi is the hunt. They should have movement and offense based rules.

>>96912928
What book is the SOB thing from?

>>96912979
That's the thing anon. There is no THE scheme. There is only the scheme you go with.

You have 20 samples already, pick one and go with it or just sell the models and give up

>>96913005
>New malstrain stuff
The sculptor for them quit, it's not happening.

>>96912979
roll a d20

>superglue ran out
>find an old bottle but the dropper bit is completely clogged
>right next to it are some cotton buds i use for oil washes
>decide that should work as im jsut spreading it over a base anyway
>dip it in, go to move it to the base
>eyes immediate start stinging
>cant keep them open
>in the moments i do have my eyes open i can see smoke coming from the cotton
>hold it away from me and the pain eases enough that i can open my eyes and dunk it in water
turns out you shouldnt mix superglue and cotton

>>96913010
How many armies in 4th edition have different faction abilities for different units

You are getting a single battle formation ability and maybe an army of renown, and you are going to like it.

>jannies finally doing their jobs.
Fucking thank you.

>>96913093
Mixing superglue and cotton is super common. The surface area of the cotton makes the glue harden really quickly, that's why you can see the heat and fumes being released. Tissue paper is used for the same reason too sometimes.

It's actually a common trick in aquariums. If you need to glue a stick to a rock, showing a bit of cotton between them and pouring on liquid super glue makes a very strong non toxic bond once it's set.

The trick is, don't do it directly under your nose and breathe in the poison like a buffoon.

>>96913107
I think theres a 4th edition battle bible thread going on right now. You can try asking them

>>96912977
It being canon doesn't make it harder to ignore.

>>96913107
ah fuck it. Whatever, I want to fuck the deer elves, I'll buy those models either way.

>>96913093
Superglue causes cotton to catch fire, be careful anon.

>>96913135
Average warhammer 40k enjoyer

>>96913131
We were talking about AoS

>>96913138
>>96913127
Thank you but i am very aware of that now.

>>96913141
Oh sorry

>>96913141
Stop it. This isn't the place for that.

>>96913141
Then go to the aos general

>>96913125
Nice what did they do

>>96913152
Probably nothing

>>96913139
Ok but its true and it works both ways.
When that one sloptuber found out that
"For those we cherish, we die in glory" wasn't actually canon for the Lamenters battle cry I didn't really care. Its still a battlecry associated with them and everyone knows who you're talking about when you say it regardless if it's canon or not.

>>96913152
Gave me a warning for some shitposting.

>>96913160
I wouldn't call wib a sloptuber, he, for one, posts models.
That already puts him above 90% of this general.

>>96913174
>I wouldn't call wib a sloptuber
You do you anon.

>>96913174
>wib
I don't like him or his braphog slag wife but I like their grog videos and I'm happy she beat her cancer

>>96913160
I need to come up with a battlecry for /my dudes/ the Weeping Angels

>>96913174
Puts him above you, certainly.

>>96913193
nope, you on the other hand...

What plastic glue do you guys think smells the best? For me, it's Citadel

>>96913207
Tamiya Clear Extra Thin.
After that I actually think gorilla glue smells pretty good, just dont let it burn your nose

>>96913192
We shed their blood!

>>96913053
>The sculptor for them quit
When did this happen?

>>96912928
>>96913012
The SoB bit is from the infamously shit lore in the civ knock-off videogame.

>>96913053
>The sculptor for them quit
The sculptor for the Coalescence left, we dont know who sculpted the rest

>>96913160
Still not canon.
I prefer to keep the setting integrity intact.

>>96913227
oh don't we know if it's the same guy for the whole project? I was under the impression he did the whole range

>>96913207
I think army painter plastic glue smells like grape. It's still a shitty glue though

>>96913192
"im shittin n cryin rn"

>>96913230
You do you anon.
I dont need something to be canon to enhoy it.

>>96913236
reddit mindset.

>>96913235
"For those we hate, we shit n cum!"
Kinda slaps

>>96913192
For those we cherish we rub one out in glory

>>96913240
Sorry I disagreed with you. That must have been hard :(

>>96913242
>diarrhea around his mouth
Imperial Fists are gross.

>>96913230
The setting integrity has been destroyed a lot more by canon things than the opposite

>>96913247
Would be a pretty fitting battlecry. I almost named them the Mourning Glories lel. I saw a Sisters anon call their dudes that sometime last week.

>>96913251
Are you a dog

>>96913251
Yeah the firstborn have a lot more gold on them than the primaris do.

Evens I paint my Marines as Ultramarines
Odds I continue to procrastinate in finding a scheme

>>96913286
Do it anon. Ultras have dope unique units now.

>>96913286
Yuck. At least consider one of the Ultramarine successor chapters.

>>96913301
Name 1 cool ultras successor that has a scheme that isn't a pain in the ass to paint.

How do I get as good at 40k as Folger Pyles?
Who here /competes/?

>>96913334
>compete
>in a game that's 80% luck

lmao

>>96913340
Don't make me post games at you

>>96913362
Please accept my concession

Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

>>96912799
>HOPES
Corsairs, new CSM units, and HH AC units being remade in plastic
>FEARS
Femstodies, new loyalist primarch, more price rises
>EXPECTATIONS
Ultra marines, new Huron Blackheart, xenos eating shit

>>96913340
If the game is luck based, how does the same guy win the London GT three times in a row?

>>96913313
Silver Skulls. It's just IW, but without the hazard stripes (so even easier).

>>96913340
wrong
so fucking wrong
you think you can just walk shit up the board and win retard?

>>96913392
He got very lucky.

>>96913362
>emporer

>>96913405
fuck off dumbass
play the fucking game

>>96913405
You're lucky you've made it this far

>>96913340
Placement is 90% of the game and that does take skill desu.

>>96913127
does this mean I should put tiny amounts of tissue paper scraps between two plastic pieces when I glue them with super glue?

>>96913479
if you want super fast gluing use a tiny amount of sodium bicarbonate instead, it won't take up space like tissue paper and will still make the glue work instantly.

>>96913477
People seem to think having an exhaustive knowledge base to draw upon and recognizing patterns isn't a skill in and of itself, even though decision making in like >50% of all skill-based games.

>>96913518
Also knowledge retention, even big game players forget certain buffs/Rules that help them from time to time.

>>96913533
I'm better when I'm on the sauce. Tourneys don't do drug screens so I've actually been doing pretty good. Got 2nd at my locals last weekend

>>96913558
nice
whats your poison?

The one thing I don’t understand is, of all the cultures for the Emperor to mimick culturally, why Catholicism? Mentality-wise the Emperor was much more ancient, something more akin to a wrathful Babylonian god, so why ape the religion with Jesus?

Anyone do any pre-game rituals?

>>96913575
Marijuana but only after it became legal in my state

>>96913588
How the fuck can people function normally after smoking? All I'm capable of doing stoned is gooning, eating and playing video games

>>96913340
40k is more about placment. Blood Bowl is 95% luck tho

>>96913588
funny weed (and alcohol) usually makes me forget the million things in this game and get a tad sloppy
but if it works for ya do it up had two "friends" i played with that were pot smokers since high school and they are gods at the game

>>96913607
Nta but pot affects everyone differently, it also depends on which strain. I smoke before every game too, but I’m solidly mediocre. With no real difference when I have played sober.

>>96913226
We don't do fake third party fake news here

>>96913581
Yeah, I comb my hair and put on deodorant.

>>96913671
try washing your ass

>>96913588
I smoke when I play and I swear I will call my Oath and right before I roll the Hit I will remind my opponent that I can reroll the Hit due to Oath of Moment and right after I roll and add the totals I will forget to reroll the misses...its bad..

Anyone have good tips on how to paint a big, "samey" miniature such a GUO and still have it be visually interesting?

>>96913714
You smoke WHEN you play? Do you play with other smokers? I stick to dumping a syringe of oil down my throat.

Finally, after 2 years, WGA has started to deliver their traitor guard proxy models. I received the shipping notice on mine today, and someone on FB already received his pledge and painted them up.
I am so fucking hyped.

>>96913753
Just Carts, not greenery.

>>96913581
>>96913588
I step outside the shop, take a drag from the pipe, exhale, stretch, and go back inside to lose every single die roll.

>>96913750
learn to blend or sponge

>>96912847
They can make good wood elves when they feel like it, I love this model and hope they keep the animal-hybrid kurnothi for only some things and have a gladeguard-type unit more like this

>>96913127
>The surface area of the cotton makes the glue harden really quickly, that's why you can see the heat and fumes being released.
No it's not?
It's a chemical reaction between the two.

Would you like to see another dumb little puppet show? Not planning on making it a regular thing but I got an urge to bust out my winter wonderland table and take pics of some stuff before they're sentenced to the stripping jar.

>>96913506
Doing this makes the superglue more brittle though

>>96913794
chemical reactions can be exothermic you nonce

>>96912847
I’m not seeing khajit influences at all. Nor bosmer but I have played or engaged with eldar scrolls since like, the 2nd Skyrim remaster.

>>96913756
Nothing seems less appropriate for traitor guardsmen than them all having the exact same head

>>96913772
That's my homie, he gotta take a huge hit before I roll my die just in case I mop up his unit.

>>96913810
Yes but im saying its not the glue drying that causes the heat, it's the chemical reaction between the two that causes the heat.
I dont think you understood what I was saying you silly billy

>>96913811
Makes for great pics though

>>96913825
>letting someone else's lungcum touch your models
disgusting

>>96913671
Ngmi in this hobby

>>96913821
I understand now, thank you for your patience

>>96913825
sisters are supposed to be immersed in incense only, weed chuffin is for the nurgle army

>>96913825
I can picture you hunched over your board rapidly vaping and coughing it up onto your models as you struggle to take an EPIC pic

>>96913811
kek

>>96913850
>>96913849
It wasn't me blowing big smonk, it was my deathguard playing opponent
It also thankfully was not weed

>>96913806
I would like to see it yes.

>>96913806
Absolutely, yes

>>96913806
They are awesome, anyone who hates it is a faggot.

>>96913870
>It was some other faggot doing it I just let him

>>96913884
Do you not have friends you play with?
Are you this upset over some some other shit that we dont know the ramifications of yet?

>>96913884
Should he have slugged him in the jugular and caught an assault charge over it testosterone junky?

chaos spawns are such fucking troopers in death guard, tankier than they should be, faster than they should be, splash back mortals, contagion aura, can randomly decide to do 14 attacks. i can't do a list without at least one unit

>>96913870
As long as it people are cool with it i imagined some guy rolling into the LGS, blowing a fat fucking smelly blinker all over the table and going
>zamn how'd my fuckin army work again bro

>>96913876
>>96913879
>>96913880
Alright, expect another episode later tonight or tomorrow.

>>96913898
>not wanting some slob vaping directly onto your models makes you a testosterone junky

>>96912917
100% that's what we are getting for HH reveals

>>96913817
They're turncoat soldiers, not cultist rabble.

>>96913941
What if he wasn't a slob, what if it was Brad Pitt?

>>96913949
That doesn't impress me much

>>96913943
its already been confirmed by the people on tga, where all the credible leaks are coming from.

>>96913956
Can you share these credible leaks please?

>>96913946
But even cadians don't have the same head

>>96913946
based
the gods won't save you from the gas barrages

>>96913949
I'd tell him to stop vaping on my models and then suck his cock

>>96913956
Post the leaks then.

>>96913969
Ok too far anon, unless u got tiddies.

>>96913972
>>96913959
im not going back to check on it. But they also said that BFG is coming back in the heresy era.

>>96913974
Anon, you should know that having tiddies does not mean they are a woman, especially not within this place.

>>96913974
why do you want your gay blowjob from someone fat enough to have mantits?

>>96913974
If you wouldn't go gay for Brad Pitt then (You)'re the fag

>>96913779
Blending takes so fucking long though.

>>96913750
Idk man the guo is such a nicely detailed model that even just a coat of plain green makes it look nice.

My S(lay)aint Celestine

>>96913974
bro sex with men is normal with the bros. Just gotta make sure you say no homo and dont get feelings. Its a pretty common thing for males these days, my lgs is booming particularly because of it.

>>96913811
Why Rittenhouse?

>>96913978
I hate how you're right. God I think I'd rather hammer my nutsack into a perfect cube than play another fucking heresy game. The heresy sucks so fucking bad.

>>96913806
Yes.

>>96913949
Well that changes everything

>>96914005
He was brought to trial for vaping on protestors

>>96913978
>BFG
FUCK
YES
>in the heresy setting
W....why?

>>96914001
Her wings look like toothpaste

>>96914008
You dont need a hammer to do that. Just put it in a box.

>>96914024
>W....why?
Fuck if I know. same reason why aos has so many side games too if I were to guess.

>>96914024
Yeah I really can't think of a worse way to bring it back
>Alright guys I know all of these ships are exactly the same but angron's has a big knife on it and the white scars one is white

>>96914024
>>in the heresy setting
>W....why?
Same reason why Warhammer Epic, sorry I mean, Legions Imperialis is set in the Horus Heresy.

>>96914001
twinsies

>>96914024
Heresy has better rules writers. Let them cook.

>>96914040
Didn't that game sell very poorly though?

>>96914045
anon do you want to take a look at its side games for a second.

>>96914011
>>96914002
>>96913995
>>96913991

>>96914045
Just get that team onto a game that has more than 2 ships.

>>96914046
I wouldn't be surprised, I've never understood the appeal

>>96914045
True but it doesn't make the ranges or background any more interesting. Also the HH players are the most obnoxious faggots I've ever seen

>>96914033
Aos has underworlds and warcry, hardly a slew

>>96914071
Shut up, faggot. Nobody gives a fuck about your darkly eldari

100 € for a squad of these dudes, yay or nay?

>>96914001
>>96914044
>the autistic tranny who keeps uploading model photos to a FB group I browse in-between using the Marketplace
>every one is awful lumpy FDM or the worst most caked on paintjob you could ever imagine
>every model is as bad as the last, zero improvement, flash photography in a dark room with dust and detritus in the air

>>96914033
40k needs a fun game, everything about 40k is anti fun

>>96914084
>darkly eldari
Darkeldark
Eldark if you would

>>96914094
It's a good price if you want them real
You can probably get them for a quarter of that recasted

>>96914100
Sounds like the opening for a horror flick

>>96914101
it does, it's called Necromunda

>>96914045
>Heresy has better rules writers
Lmao, no they don't.
The most recent edition of Horus Heresy is regarded as dogshit by the heresy players.

>>96914119
Necromunda sucks

>>96912928
>Ravenous hive mind that thinks only of feeding itself and cannot be reasoned with is female

Accidentally kino

Post models

>>96914101
It does, its called Killteam

>>96914129
infinity audience wanting ass

>>96914094
no, get recasts or resculpts

>>96914133
That conversion is ugly and lazy and you should feel bad

>>96914121
Lmao, no it isnt. Go ask them.

>>96914135
he said fun not cope team

>>96914135
Kill Team sucks

>>96914133
I wouldn't be as sick of seeing this mini if not for his disgusting fucking teeth

>>96914146
>anon confirms he can't read.
That's unfortunate anon, sorry :(

>>96914135
Killteam is just 40k but you only use one unit and everything made for it is just units for the main game with a higher price tag because there's 4 extra weapons you'll never use

>>96914135
might have agreed with you last edition

>>96914149
What is this?

>>96914160
Kill Team's set rotation. Your models are illegal after a year

>>96913334
>Warhammer whatever winner
>no info about what he played
>no pics of his army

>>96914165
What? Why? Do they atleast get legends?

>>96914165
>tournament illegal*

>>96914165
That's not true and you know it

>>96914159
We still have the books. We could come up with a living edition ourselves based on it. Would be kinda kino

>>96914167
Warhammer tournaments are too shameful and demoralising to show

>>96914133
What was the goal with that mini it looks like you just had some random pieces laying around and slapped them together with no real thought or direction behind it

>>96914173
>>96914171
nta but its more the fact that they wont get updates or the such and killteam is all about constant powercreep with each release so it kind just regulates you in this cuck corner where you have to hope the other guy brings an equally cucked team. See karskin and something like uh...idk something forgettable like gsc.

>>96914183
It's not my mini so i have no idea
post models

>>96914183
At least its painted

>>96914195
you can start by posting something that is actually yours

>>96914195
>It's not my mini
then why post it? post your models instead

>>96914194
Kasrkin just got buffed so idk what youre talking about

>>96914195
I think it is yours, I don't see any scenario where someone else would save and repost that

>>96914133
GW ruining Heresy has done untold damage to 40k.

>>96914205
I made it several threads ago while high on tamiya and sleepy
You can check the archives if you really want to
I didnt think posting it would cause this much of schizo meltdown lmao

What was the November theme for the collage?

>>96914204
cool they still wont be doing anything.

How do you prevent the paint pooling at the tip of your brush? I just want normal flat lines but when I pick up my brush off the model it always leaves more than when I started

>>96913192
What kind of traditions to they have?

>>96914218
Flyguys

>>96914214
You're full of shit anon, make your next conversion not terrible

>>96914220
Wick off the excess on some paper towel

>>96914233
The meltdown continues it seems

>>96914214
there is no meltdown you retarded faggot, we're just wondering why would you post someone elses mini for an anchorpost in addition to making that garbage edit

>>96914239
>there is no meltdown you retarded faggot
Sounds like one to me

>>96914244
>nomodels deflecting
tale as old as time

>>96914143
>>96914153
>>96914183
>>96914211
Noticing a lack of models here anons
You could at least try

>>96914256
can't help but notice you didn't post any models either, anon

>>96914218
Something that flies, jump guys allowed

>>96914269
I did post a model, it just wasn't my own though one guy seems to think it is.
Feel free to post an image on this image board anytime

>>96914256
You've either
>started asking for our models without posting your own
or
>posted your own shit model and immediately got mad that no one liked it

Progress on my model for the collage
How are yours going? Post pics.
Even if it's just planning stage tell me about it.

>>96914276
>I did post a model, it just wasn't my own though

>not having a meltdown by the way

>>96914285
Just stripped a squad of raptors

>>96914256
Here you go chief

>>96914296
not yours either

>>96913581
I drink my own blood to get the red thirst going

>>96914285
I'm trying to find dimensions for the chinork but everything online is just contradicting comparisons or people pointing to some ork vehicle website that doesn't have it on there. From what I've gathered it seems to be somewhere between 7-9 inches long and around 4-6 inches wide which seems good enough to get the frame together at least. It's not even playable but I just didn't want to make it way bigger or way smaller than it's supposed to be

>>96914303
lmao that one wannabe janny defending the unpainted tracks was something else

>>96914313
That thing is supposed to be done?

>>96914300
Why?

>>96913849
Honestly putting incense on a gameboard during a game would be fire

>>96914307
this was gw's own size comparison

>>96914319
Its an intentional choice!

>>96914307
Assuming the ork that came with it is the same size as that era of plastic orks then those dimensions seem right

>>96914322
Who the hell puts incest on the gameboard?

>>96914307
you have to be mentally ill to use this thing in a game, the plastic kopta blades already snap to a slight breeze, these must be infinitely worse to transport

>>96914322
atomization discs are cheap, reusable and also only create water vapor

>>96914332
Eldar players when they field a Wraithknight.

>>96914001
>>96914044
We are going to kill you

>>96914024
>W....why?
So that they only have to produce a much more limited set of models. Same reason they brought back Epic as heresy-only.

>>96914100
All of the irl ideological models are like that
>I totally OWNED the trannies with my SS guard
>I totally OWNED the chuds with my tranny space marines
It's always some unhinged lunatic rushing to get the paint on it as fast as possible just to post it online

I kinda would like to see scratchbuilding win the collage vote but i think we'd get like 2 submissions

>>96914334
No one bought that thing it literally looked like a pile of shit slapped together AND wasn't good in game AND was expensive AND was a nightmare to physically deal with

>>96914363
I'm going to attempt making the kopter but if it looks like absolute shit after 2 weeks I'll just do something more boring that I can finish in time. I don't like the look of the actual kopter so I'm figuring out a design I like rn but I have plenty of plasticard and empty sprues

>>96914352
It's more the reddit updoots they do it for

How are they going to redo the data sheets for Tau Stealth teams now that they're going to be sold in units of 5 instead of their current 3 or 6?

>>96914401
Idk

>>96913384
THAT'S RIGHT

>>96914285
Working on it now, doing one of the zephyrim while i wait for the snow paste to dry a little more so i can finish the bases.

>>96914401
probably options for 5, 6 and 3 models
like custode guard

>>96914412
ooooh pretty bases
is that a custom order?

>>96914285
Damn is she in an abusive relationship?

>>96914413
Custode Guard are done like that because you have the option to make a character from the box. Same with Harlequin Troupe.

Stealthsuits will be in units of 5.

>>96914045
It's easy to make rules when you have 4 factions not 20 and the game still ended up being an unbalanced piece of shit. All anyone ever used was dreadnoughts and lascannons and anything with armor died T1 unless it was obscured behind 2 skyscrapers somehow making space marine squads more durable than land raiders.

>>96914334
The plastic deffkoptas fucking suck the tiny ass stub that the blades go on snap so much.

>>96914417
no it is an absurd order where everyone is celestine for *some* reason never even hinted at
i just wanted gold sisters tho, gold paint is so pretty i could dump the whole thing out on my desk and just stare at it

>>96914337
>here's this way lamer idea instead
>>96914340
Kek'd

I dragged this retard I kitbashed a few years ago out of the closet. Gonna clean him up and give him an actual paint job, might sell him. What should I run him as in the meantime? I didn't see any Ork units with a 120mm oval base

>>96914340
Lmao

>>96914448
aren't kill rigs and hunta rigs on 120mm ovals?

>>96914438
What's really annoying is that a proper BFG would probably launch with four or five armies. Imperial Navy, Chaos, Eldar, and Orks, maybe Tau or Necrons. It could be well balanced, and every new army introduced would be a big deal.

But now it's stuck in the Heresy era ghetto, with no fun allowed

Norn queen should have boobs and be a sexy lady.

>>96914474
and you should jack off before posting

>>96914423
She looks better in person swear

>>96914459
HH setting sucks dick and no matter how much the faggots that play the HH games say it doesn't matter or they also have IG custodes and mechanicus (more imperial armies that all share the same weapons) the complete lack of basically anything except marines just kills all fun. HH doesn't even have CSM the traitors are all vanilla marines like the loyalists too.

>>96914456
170 apparently but that's probably my best bet

/tg/ peaked in 2008 and my life should have ended 10 years ago to save me from the suffering.

>>96914459
would a BFG relaunch have rescaled models? They've made everything else a slightly larger scale, and BFG could be made a lot larger if they wanted. Not saying everything has to be Knights scale, but a 20% size increase with new sculpts could be really cool.

>>96914479
Too late

>>96914483
The problem with HH is it's just marines slapping each other
I shoots you on 3s and wound you on 4s
I hit you on 4s and wound you on 4s

>>96914480
Your model does look like dogshit but I will give it to you that photographing indoors without equipment is a nightmare

How good do your models have to be before you can reliably sell them if you don't use them?

>>96914492
I hate women so much

>>96914492
Who is creating this retardo shit?

>>96914508
You can always sell models regardless of the state
You just sell them for less

>>96914485
and to save us from 10 years of your posts too!

>>96914531
Loser men whose brains have been destroyed by anime and porn

>>96914554
Kek

>>96914434
they do this shit all the time for older units that get new kits with different squad sizes

I am glad traitor guard isn't its own army because every time I buy a single cool model from an army I start collecting more of that army. Except imperial guard, I got a couple of those but I don't give a fuck about guard lmao.

>>96914001
>my
No it isnt

>>96914434
Quins are like that because GW hates them
>Only Quin named character is actually a SoB character

>>96914566
The custode termis are funny
2,3,4/5,6

>>96914133
Sure. Would've been nice for you to lead with example anon, but I got you

>>96914600
Nice model chica

just ate 10 hard boiled eggs with 10 hots dogs. What army is for me

>>96914620
Emperors Children

>>96914620
>just ate 10 hard boiled eggs with 10 hots dogs. What army is for me
Diabetes

How do you get stubborn primer off a plastic mini? IPA and a toothbrush and 6 hours of scrubbing didn't work

>>96914620
Emperor's Children if you sealed your lips around the dogs, Death Guard if the eggs had you brapping.

>>96914677
I soak my shid in this overnight then dump it into an ultrasonic
gets off hardware store spraycan shid

>>96914492
Canon.

>>96912728 (OP)
Fisrt game of 10th ed today. Won 34 to 24 against csm with my orks. I like orks :D but I want too keen on 10th ed.

>>96914664
Now hold on a minutearino. Diabeetus results from a combo of obesity and intense consumption of sugars. He's on that carnivorous diet, he can't get hte beetus. But he can get heart failure.

>>96913817
Standard issue gas masks.
If a regiment turns traitor, why wouldn't they have their standardized gear?

>>96914439
>gain saintly reputation because you're too lazy to do the paperwork when you recruit new members
This is so on-brand for 40k I love it.

>>96913960
All within the same generation wear the same helmet.

>>96914719
which mission set did you use

>>96914483
Imperium is the most popular faction anon.
>im gonna complain about this imperium vs imperium game then go back to playing this other game where all people do is play imperium vs imperium.
Big thonk

>>96914615
Thanks anon, I like him a lot. Working on a small short story for him
>>96914183
That wasnt me posting it, i think he judt liked the little photoshop that anon did. But my dude's supposed to be the last servitor of my lead techmarines retinue from before he went missing. He exclusively was used for mechanical repairs which is why all of his mechanical bits are fairly clean and shiny while everything else is tattered and fucked up. He's also the reasoning for why my marines have such mangled armour, they've got some lobotmized freak looking after their gear who is only capable of just barely keeping them running
>>96914689
Seconding zep. Just stripped 30 firstborn, some with citadel sprays, some with hardware and they all came clean. Although it did have a tougher time with zandri dust spray

>>96914485
Its not too late to kys anon. Become an hero to us all.

>>96914486
Soft agree

>>96914554
If this becomes a ritual post it would make me very happy

>>96914532
If my time browsing ebay has taught me anything you dont even have to sell them for less if you just slap a "pro painted" tag on them.

>>96914664
You'll make a great PA or nurse practitioner.

>>96914719
Thats cause 10th sucks for orks. It's actually probably the worst edition for orks ever with maybe the exception of 7th. Some armies hard counter orks especially guard tank lists and knights, lots of units are laughably overpriced like 160 points for a fucking battlewagon when guard can get a leman russ vanquisher that can kill it in 1 shot for 145 points. There are almost 0 anti-tank options because they are all low AP and most are S9 or only 2 damage sometimes both and basically every ork gun is a pure downgrade from its imperial equivalent yet your hitting on 5s and still paying the same prices in points a good example is the kustom mega blasta which is a straight downgrade from the lascannon. Not to mention orks melee isn't even that good to make up for it because armies like blood angels or world eaters will roll over you without issue.

GW purely balances the army around ghazkull and somehow expects him to carry you to victory while also nerfing anything else that becomes remotely viable within a week. Orks are so weak that basically any army could run a 2K list against a 3K ork list and probably still win.

>>96914792
HH has 4 armies 40k has 23 not including marine supplements or imperial agents.

>>96914802
>small short story
Including his buddy?

>>96914851
>40k has 23 armies
Then howcome all I see at the LGS is marines vs marines?

>>96914508
Anyone will buy them if they just have a basecoat and a wash. I do notice that unless your edge highlights are nice, that that people are more apprehensive about them. You'll see people get msrp+ for basecoat shade, but basecoat>shade>bad highlight tanks the price. I dunno if it's because people feel more confident in painting over a basecoat>wash, or if it's just our dumb lizard brain going
>durrr that looks worse
Or the more terrifying option, that people are just going to run the basecoat>wash without stripping or painting the models

>>96914620
Nurgle, because you will be farting up a storm.

How do people make this model? The front armor or whatever you want to call it comes in the land raider crusader/redeemer kit but the las cannons only come from the regular land raider kit. I seriously double people bought 2 land raiders to kitbash 1 land raider.

>>96914873
Because the truth is that nobody actually like xenos or chaos.

>>96914873
Statiscially speaking /tg/ has done polling and about 50% of people on here have a marine army while 25% only have marine armies so you just need to find a bigger sample size.

>>96914873
7 of those 23 are marines anon.
Make that 12 if you count traitor marines.

>>96914891
Exactly. All complaints about HH just being marines vs marines is null and void.

>>96914885
Bit market is a thing.

>>96914885
Why are you building legends models?

>>96914891
wrong marinechud i love elves orks and t'au (even tho taufags are insufferable weebs) i agree chaos is cringe tho (except chaos daemons)

necrons and csm are w/e to me but i see their appeal despite not playing them . ....

>>96914885
>How do people make this model?
Outside of spare bits, pic related kit.
>The front armor or whatever you want to call it
Frag launchers. Basically claymore mines strapped to the tank to shower the enemy with shrapnel before getting assaulted. In 2e all tanks could buy a variety of grenades for their assault (smoke) launchers. In later editions flag launchers became their own thing, mostly for a few SM units (LR Crusader, Ironclad dread)

>>96914905
Or your a retard who hasn't played HH and doesn't realize its literally only marines vs marines, 40k chaos marines or grey knights play alot differently and have entirely different forces and rules in HH the difference is just a different detachment no different than someone running a gladius task force or anvil siege force.

>>96914904
No? Theres 23 armies if you exclude space marines and all supplements 22 if you also exclude grey knights and 17 if you exclude all CSM.

>>96914934
Sorry mistyped 22 armies 21 without greyknights and 16 without CSM or grey knights.

>>96913578
The Emperor/Butcher of Mankind was one of Twelve Disciples of Jesus of Nazareth, knowing well that Jesus teachings were correct and was Jesus closest friend. Despite this, he still betrayed him and that haunted him even thousands of years later.

>>96914857
Yeah they work in tandem with each other. This guy doesn't talk, he just makes disgusting rattling breathing sounds and coughs. Serfs swear they've heard the two of them chuckling as they work, but they've been assured by the current Clubs(the suit obsessed, and the group in charge of maintaining the chapters mechanical stuff) leadership that this is an impossibility as the two servitors are incapable of emotion, and that the two servitors should be honoured and unquestioned. Can't get too in depth because spoilers. But something is very very wrong with them.

>>96914914
Legends are fun. They aren't very good but it's cool having different models and different rules to play with

>>96914927
Coincidentally they look good on Repulsors too. I got an extra set after I bought a used land raider that had been put together (poorly) with plastic and super glue. The launchers actually give redeemers the grenade keyword too so you can grenade before tank shocking for ~ 7 mortal wounds on average.

>>96914998
Sallyanon you've built a couple repulsors right? Do you think it's worth it magnetising them to swap between normal and executioner?

>>96914851
>Some armies hard counter orks especially guard tank lists and knights
play bully boyz then you wont have that fucking problem pussy

>>96915018
I’d say no. Unless you’re running a really sweaty list you’re never gonna need more than 1-2 of either. You can just leave the turret unglued to swap if you want. The heavy bolter/Lascannon hull mount is bitch to swap though and is probably worth magnetizing. My repex I didn’t even glue the bottom turret panel in so I can swap for plasma if that ever becomes worthwile. The tolerances are pretty good on the newer marine vehicles, though the impulsor is still a bit funky and might need some gap filling.

>>96913578
because GW is a West European company and to make the Emperor more divine, they take the most obvious divine and grandiose inspiration for them and their clientelle, which is Catholicism.
If GW is a japanese company, Big E would be like pic rel and it would be heavily Shinto/Buddhist inspired.

>>96914964
>>96914934
Not counting meme armies.
>Imperium:
Marines
Imperial Guard
Mechanicus
Sisters of Battle
>Chaos:
Chaos Marines
Demons
>Tyranids:
Tyranids
Genestealer Cult
>Eldar:
Craftworld
Dark Eldar
>Xenos:
Ork
Tau
Necron

>>96915044
I dont think you know what shinto means

>>96914964
>Imperial Guard
>Ad Mech
>SoB
>Custodes
>Imperial Agents
>Knights
>Tyranids
>Necrons
>Orks
>Deldar
>Eldar
>Tau
>GSC
>Votann
>Chaos Daemons
>Chaos Knights
That's just 16 non Marines army. Am I missing something?
Also wtf, Chaos is truly the Space Marine faction.

>>96914885
Doesn't the Crusader come with all of the regular LR parts? I remember the "old" model was just the normal kit with extra metal bits.

>>96914998

Damn Sally, your stuff is pure kino bambino, I gotta play a game against u.

>>96915068
I dont think I give a fuck what it means. Its just the vibe I'm talking about, you pendantic fuck.

Stupid question: when new stuff is going to be revealed?

>>96915037
Cheers anon. Looking to do a bunch of tanks and this was helpful.

>>96915081
>vibe
I know I should have realized it when I saw the bleach image, or maybe from the fact im in the 40k general thread, but you are shallow as hell.

>>96915086
Probably at the next reveal

What is the most based combination of imperium, chaos and xeno armies to have? One for each superfaction only of course. I'm thinking orks, death guard and crimson fists.

>>96915092
>Every conversation I have must be deep and meaningful discourses, so that I can feel superior to the plebs in this Armenian wool fleecing forum.
Goddamn, you must be insufferable to talk with. Dont (you) me after this.

>>96915044
At least pick the cool Buddhist anime guy

>>96915112
Wolves/TS/Necrons

>>96915112
admech, tsons, eldar

>>96915129
Doakes.jpg

>>96915112
admech/world eaters/necrons

>>96915122
>>96915092
Now smooch. This isn't going to go anywhere.

>>96915112
Mechanicum, Night Lords, Eldar

>>96915122
why yes anon, I do wish to understand what is being attempted to be communicated to me to its fullest extent, and not be led astray by "vibes".

>>96915152
Who is that malnourished child?

>>96915061
I dont know what retarded point your trying to make by calling armies meme armies but your list still only has 2 marine armies in it.

>>96915075
Yeah and? 16 entire armies is 4x as many armies as HH period and unlike HH the CSM actually do play different from normal marines.

>>96915133
Thanks

>>96914285
waiting on primer to cure
will spray basecoats this evening

>>96915146
Don't make me start crackin heads homie

>>96915112
Guard or Sisters of Battle, Chaos Demons, Orks

>>96915167
go back to your discord

>>96915167
Go back to the discord and stay there

>>96915177
Its not my discord you grape ape

>>96915112
Tau, Ultramarines and Black Legion

>>96915182
You're in it
stay there, we don't want you here

>>96915183
This is far and away the worst answer given, congratulations.

>>96915112
I went full SM2 on accident. Space marines, Tyranids, and Thousand Sons.

>>96915129
Decalfag spotted
>>96915144
Mechanicanon spotted
>>96915147
O&tanon spotted
>>96915151
NLanon(volumetric) spotted
Taking the shot.

>>96915112
Ultramarines, Black Legion, Tyranids.

>>96915186
>We
Schizo shit again

>>96915193
Always like the flesh on your tyranids anon

>>96915128
I loved this dude
Has a bomb implanted in his chest as a final fuck you to whoever kills him

96915201
nta
I don't want you here either
You only serve to derail our thread

>>96915162
There are only 2 marine armies.
Marines and spiky marines.
It would be retarded to start listing: Angry marine, golden marine, sex marine, puss marine, silver marine, furry marine, etc as if that make them any different.

>>96915112
Black legion, Black templars and Kabal of the black heart

>>96915112
admech, haemunculi and chaos genecults

>>96915211
Do you realize you're the one doing the derailing right now? Can you even use introspection to identify your mental issues?

>>96915218
There's only 2 xenos armies, gay and lame.
It would be retarded to start listing: angry alien, spiky alien, bug alien, lame alien, robot alien, etc. as if that make them any different.

>>96915218
I'm racist as fuck against space marines
They all look the same to me and I assume they all know each other

>>96915165
What's this painting station thing called. I probably should grab one. I've been spraying a lot at home and I'm constantly dizzy with headaches.

>>96915112
Salamanders, Necrons, Chaos demons.

>>96915240
>Guardfag capturing a lone GSC fanatic in the wild

>>96915240
spray booth
you can make your own for much cheaper but I was lazy and just got a decently cheap on online

>>96914785
I don't remember it was the one where you get points for killing units and holding objectives.

Oh shit! Valrak is live on the treadmill, brb!

>>96915112
Crimson Fists
Biel-Tan Eldar
Goff clan Orks

>>96915112
This is entirely based on painting, and imply having 2000pts of nicely painted units for each and what I would be most impressed by just sitting on a table at the lgs.
>imperium
Howling griffons or celebrants
>chaos
Sons of malice
>harlequins

>>96915206
Thanks anon. Its literally just carroburgh crimson drybrushed with grey seer :P

>>96915288
Dont bitch out. What kind of harlequins?

>>96915240
That's a spraybooth. Give me a minute, I'll try and find the diy pdf from wip. You should absolutely use a spraybooth, if not to prevent inhalation but also to keep paint dust from spreading around your room and settling on things.

>>96915263
Can I post a link to my twitch stream so you guys can watch me play 40k?

>>96915301
the normal style of harlequins is the only one worth talking about

>>96914575
Im glad you noticed wow
of course it wasnt mine

>>96915301
Idk enough about harlequins to call out subfactions. If I had to think of the most painful to paint I'd imagine it'd be yellow and lime green checkers with a black undersuit, orange trim and bone white for all the metallics, jewelry. I picked all the paints based on how terrible they are with coverage and couldn't think of anything worse than those

>>96915298
Looks good tho. Sometimes simple is best

>>96915295
What a pray slut

>>96915295
This shit is so ugly

>>96915295
I can't wait for the red headed cunt to be eaten by a Mortifactor to get intel

with admech only the original release was a banger (skitarii/sicarian/dunecrawler/ironstriders) and after that has been a disappointment
i might sell my admech and not play with a half terrible range

>>96915395
Can we at least see them if you're going to sell them

>>96913779
Elminiaturista is such a GOD man

>>96915395
Fuck you.
Stilt man is great.

>>96915395
>selling out of an army bc its bad
>not sticking with /yourdudes/ forever
you talk like a fag and ur shit is all retarded

>>96915449
Stiltman is retarded and always will be.

>>96915457
he doesn't have any models, he's just baiting for attention

>>96915395
do what feels right bruva
lifes too short to stay tethered to garbage unless they are all painted....
>>96915449
you need bloody glasses mate

>>96915461
He actually looks worse if you make him shorter

>>96915395
>and after that has been a disappointment
how dare you insult the heavy combat servitors?

I think my style of making capes all textured and such means I cant really try and do filligree or w/e freehand on this without making it too busy. What do you guys think? I feel I should stop here with it.

>>96915500
yeah kataphrons can be good with a better paint job, the default one makes them look like a pile of barf

>>96914802
>That wasn't me

>>96915254
brother that's like saying I ate food and there was calories in it

>>96915524
Yes we've seen one obsessed nomodels seething about that kitbash for literal months it's nothing new

>>96915461
Only if you consider him a hero and not an special weapon attachment for a skitarii unit, which is what he is.

>>96914851
breaka boyz and tankbustas are the main anti tank now if you are'nt using the new snakebite orks. You could also spam koptas but good luck with doing that and making them look unique

>>96915535
>basic unit on stilts
>meanwhile, art

unironically why do nomodels post in these threads ? is it just to fish for attention and rage bait? am i missing something what would possess a man to waste so much time in a thread about a game they dont play ? being completely serious i dont understand their motives or endgame.........

>>96915077
New boxes don't have the las cannons for crusader/redeemer box.

>>96915535
this anon gets it

>Bring back the small-scale games like Epic and BFG!
>Can we make the small-scale games bigger? They're too small

>>96915580
they think reading books is the same as playing a tabletop game. They're trying their hand at role playing which they assume is adjacent to it

>>96915580
you don't know what anyone posting here owns or doesn't own.

>>96915580
My theory is that every board on this website has dedicated paid buffoons whos job is to make this place unbearable for the quality modelers. We just have to ridicule and mock their efforts and go about our general.

>>96915580
>He uttered as he posted garbage fan"art" instead of models, games or anything about the game

>>96915612
the way you talk is so fucking obnoxious my god

>>96915534
>everyone that doesn't like my model is actually just one troll hating me

>>96915609
you're so right jorge, snap a photo of your goku marines for us real quick

>>96915580
>complains about no models
>posts ai generated tranime slop

>>96915627
He has SW suppressors of course he's a faggot

>>96915208
That was something they did specifically to kill Meruem, not just a thing netero has for fun lol

>>96915603
>>Can we make the small-scale games bigger?
The customers are not the ones asking that, but the higher ups and sculptors, so that they can charge more, do the stuff in plastic while retaining a level of detail, and have the space to cram the details of their 28mm assets once scaled down and slightly touched, to save on designing costs, which are minimal but not zero, and allowing them to double dip the assets when they end up making the larger scale models or viceversa.
but it's mainly so they could charge you over 100 dollars for a titan anyway.

if you play epic without prints, you're basically a retard in this day and age.

>>96915643
I ain't posting shit. And that is my point, it's not proof of anything lmao

>>96915627
>>96915655
You both complain like bitch

If you had say admech or tau and given the option of taking a few melee units or just full shooting, why would you take a few melee? What is the utility of adding a melee unit?

>>96915681
Because the enemy might deep strike or otherwise get you into melee?

>>96915661
what made me pass on Legions Imperialis. $80 for 8 leman russes? naw I don't think so.

>>96915684
@Grok, is this real?

>>96912738
Greenstuff a dragon dildo arm mutation or a bionic arm with a rape dildo extension.

>>96915593
Damn, people aren't kidding when they say GW, and therefor the whole country, has gone to the dogs innit.

>>96915702
Typos get made, yes.

>>96915515
anyone?

>>96915612
nobody cares about your opinions tourist
stay in your discord

>>96915681
If your shooty army has a dedicated melee unit you can use heroic intervention, which is a neat trick to have in your pocket and might even ward off a charge if the other player is aware and doesn't want to risk getting tagged by your melee unit

>>96915642
>everybody who calls me out is the same person

>>96915515
It looks great capebro, I love it.

>>96915675
Back to your mud hut esl

>>96915721
Will you shut up bitch?

>>96912902
Yeah it feels kinda shitty but also very on brand for the team. I don't know why but they keep adding subfactions that break with the appeal of the army they're part of.

>>96915753
when you go and stay gone

>>96915653
Woah, so safe! Look out civilians, the OSHA certified construction crew is here to pave some roads!

>>96915740
It was a typo you mud skinned freak

>>96915653
>>>/hhg/

>>96915778
iron warriors with no chaos stars is peak 40k

>>96915797
>iron warriors with no chaos stars is peak 40k
I swear every nu-IW player is just some fag that wants to play regular space marines but still wants to be a unique individual.

>>96915642
That wasnt me who posted the photoshop, nor was this me>>96915534, but you're welcome to believe otherwise. It makes no difference to me whether you like him anon, I'm pretty stoked on him and it would take a lot to change that

>>96915797
iron warriors with no chaos stars is not 40k

>>96915797
Nope, it's peak fanfic faggotry

>>96915797
I know

>>96915887
Based

>>96915887
Nice firstborn doom legion.

>>96915887
Post venom crawlers/discolord or I'll kiss your dad's penor

>>96915612
I sure hope you're not calling yourself a quality modeler when every single model you post has unfilled gaps and uncleaned mould lines

>>96915887
I can already imagine the butthurt when the iron warriors get their full army range and it's fleshy-obliterators designs all over.

>>96915859
Who's the artist of top right. Reminds me of the dreadking from pic related

Local idiot hilariously owns themselves for the 18th time by yet again coming up with stupid shit to freehand.

Still, not bad for a first attempt eh? I imagine when I actually have some space to paint it like a boat sail or something it'll look even better.

>>96915954
no clue, from the 9e codex iirc

>>96915964
Yeah, looks alright

>>96915939
Your opinion is irrelevant because you have no models. Go piss off you fruitcake...

>>96915964
Looks neat, keep up the good work.

>>96915980
stay in your discord

>>96915834
The only appeal of them to me is being csm without all the weird monster bits

Though that is pretty interesting tbf. I've never considered them much but that does sound cool now that I say it out loud

>>96915928
I took 5 min out of my lunch break just for this.

>>96915954
So obviously skulls in art are whatever size they need to be, but is someone autistic enough to have an idea how big this guy would be based on the size of an average human skull?

I wish jannies were real

>>96915988
Will you stop saying that you retarded ape, this is spam at this point.

>>96915964
>Local idiot hilariously owns themselves for the 18th time by yet again coming up with stupid shit to freehand.
I warned you

you should make a stencil

>>96915980
My models are posted in this very thread and you're still a lazy fuck that doesn't even do basic cleanup when assembling his minis lmao

>>96916020
and you're a barnyard dog with the painting skills of Quasimodo

>>96916017
Nah it was honestly kind of fun to paint ngl. I might be slightly masoschistic.

The annoying thing about it was having to put it randomly on the ground like some piece of grafitti instead of on the cape or helmet or chest or fucking anywhere. Damn spikey drukhari.

>>96915987
>>96915978
thanks guys

>>96916016
Go back to the discord

>>96915991
>The only appeal of them to me is being csm without all the weird monster bits
But that's just renegade and pirate chapters. Iron warriors are cool because while they were being mutated in the eye of terror, after the initial disgust of the mutation and denial of them they started to realise that they were a means to an end.
Iron warriors are cool because they all these fucked experiments like the daemonculaba not simply because theyre evil, but because the ends justify the means, so of course they'll make something completely horrifying if it means they can increase recruitment, etc.

>>96916033
I put more effort into a single model than you did in all your 3 sloppa armies combined

I'm sorry, I did not fortify this thread soon enough.

>none iron warrior players and telling iron warrior players how their army should look
It do be like that.

>>96916118
you own no models

>>96916033
>the painting skills of Quasimodo
poor Quasimodo catching strays lol

>>96916118
/hhg/ is a few blocks down for a reason

There's some homey charm to seeing older display models for kits and seeing the clearly filled gaps under the GW paintjobs instead of the modern printed display kits they use

I assume Iron Warriors players and all the kids who think bumblebee stripes look cool, still play with tonka toys and go "Wow, mom! Look a dump truck!" when they drive past a construction site on the way to school.

>>96916128
I accept your concession.

>>96916177
you xenosfags literally play with tonka trucks though

>>96916189
>he thinks that looks bad
>while defending this for almost the same price

>>96916209
That thing is cute

>>96916177
back in 3rd edition i thought iron warriors and space wolves were really cool but i never bough them
man did i dodge a bullet there

>>96916118
>none [insert group] players and telling [insert group] players how their army should look
I'm stealing this for future shit posts.
But honestly I think the "no mutations" thing about iron warriors has been greatly overstated, I remember when that was a joke used but 30k players when it still shared the same system with 40k so you would have those time warp match ups occasionally.

>>96916118
Literally the only model that is explicitly created by the IW is body horror chaos mutations you fucking retard

>>96916220
Both can be cool, it's just their most vocal of their player base latch on to the worst aspects of them.

>>96916240
That's because he's sick and got vaccinated.

>>96916017
What's the best way to make stencils in the opinions of ppl here

>>96916058
I suppose there is that.

I've never been much into CSM in general so I wouldn't really know

This is why Night Lords are better. Morally grey outsiders anti chaos and anti imperium just living in the moment.

>>96916067
Lets have a taste of these finely crafted models of yours bean curd

>>96915165
Molotov ink bottle in the background?? Do you do graffiti anon??

>>96916327
This is pretty much the whole of Shroud of Night novel (Alpha Legion hired by Emperor's Children to sabotage a mcguffin protected by Imperial Fists and Sisters of Battle under attack by Kharn and his World Eaters)

>>96916343
It's what I use to prime infantry
it's pretty fragile for a few days and then it's extremely durable to the point I can scratch my unvarnished models with my nails and nothing lifts off

>>96916247
imho iron warriors were cool because they had access to ig basilisks
ive never played 8-10th edition but i assume they are still a generic csm chapter ruleswise

Could someone post a copy or the legion specific excerpt from the Faith and Fury psychic awakening, those small stories about how each of the legions were conducting warfare in that sector were a great example of each legion.

>>96916379
>i assume they are still a generic csm chapter ruleswise
Yes but they have a detachment based off them

>>96915535
>>96915597
This still looks fucking retarded.
The entire concept is trash and they should have never fucking made it.

>>96915997
Thanks anon, they cool

This, but unironically.