it's over

>>2784854 (OP)
What are the best jails to spend a weekend in?

>>2784864
also curious about this

>>2784854 (OP)

That's a very pessimistic view of things, step one don't be poor. Step two, don't be a depressing faggot that can't find enjoyment in their existence.

I travel because I need a break from where I live in America every few years, not to chase some ethereal feeling of adventure and experience.

Such a looser globalist mentality to have.

>trying to lecture people using a random British retard's travels.

No one except Tyrone has "sex" when he fucks eigenrobot's wife.

I love how self-proclaimed "alpha dudes" turn into the biggest simp losers the moment they receive attention from a woman.

Who the fuck travels for """adventure""" lmao, 99% of people travel because they want a change of scenery for a short time and want to relax or see something they usually wouldn't
If you want """adventure""" just travel to the Ukraine frontlines

>>2784885
Nooo, you gotta turn it into a competition >:(

The more YouTube views you get, the more adventurer it is.

>>2784854 (OP)
this guy just shits on everything. plenty of people have adventures traveling. this guy lives his life on twitter

>post mildly controversial opinion
>post gets 500k views
>get paid enough for my next holiday, where i will be staying in a hotel
kek

>>2784881
He was 23 years old in this poast

>>2784854 (OP)
>be from Iowa
>pay to go to Colorado and Wyoming for a week
>random bong tells me it's a worse experience than staying at home because i paid for a hotel
Really gets your brain cells rubbing.

I don't have a home when I'm traveling. I only rent an apartment when I'm not traveling. Logic and common sense. Modern men think like women, not like men.
>muh peace of mind!
>muh anxiety and loneliness!
>muh homesickness!

>>2784854 (OP)
that account is run by a millennial faggot

Checking the best County jails on Expedia now.

I all seriousness this shit has never not been about cooming and exploiting geographic arbitrage. Now, it's more "adventurous" than ever because most travelers are in it for pure novelty. Do you think the Conquistadors were there for YouTube views, you fucking idiot?

>>2787697
>cooming and exploiting geographic arbitrage
yes

>>2787619
Most people aren't trust fund babies to be able to just move around as they please and rent where they want with no regards to their actual job or work life.

>>2784854 (OP)
Other than Lord Myles, Matthew Van Dyke is another great example of this thing
>was some nerd from Maryland
>never travelled much, decided to go to Morocco and then take a motorcycle ride across North Africa, through Iran and Iraq, and then go into Afghanistan
>makes various friends along the way and convinced the US Military to let him work as a photographer/journalist while in Afghanistan
>a while after getting back home, the Arab Spring happens
>a friend he made in Libya tells him about it and is part of some anti-Gaddafi militia
>Matthew travels back to Libya, joins the militia, and fights in the Libyan Civil War
>is captured by government troops and held in isolation for months where he says he lost his mind
>finally freed by Rebels once they take over the country
>ended up starting his own PMC Group called "Sons of Liberty"
He was sort of a media darling like 10 years ago, but fell out of favor after his PMC trained Christians in the middle east, specifically Assyrians, to fight back against ISIS who were in the process of genociding them.

>>2787822
Most people remain wagecucks with limited freedom of movement because they'd rather feel secure, maintain status and pamper themselves. Only richfags can do all this AND enjoy freedom of movement; the rest of us have to choose.

>>2784864
>>2784869
Try your local one. Ask your police station if you could spend the night, or a week, in jail and see if you like it. Go to neighboring precincts if you're dissatisfied but still interested.
>>2784881
Lmao

>>2784864
I have a relative who spent several years detained at Her Majesty's Pleasure, first at Barlinnie and then Kilmarnock. He doesn't recommend either

>>2787974
>fell out of favor after his PMC trained Christians in the middle east, specifically Assyrians, to fight back against ISIS who were in the process of genociding them
If that isn't bullshit this guy sounds insanely based

I can experience the desert and tropics in my New england home?

>>2788441
Yes, it's called a VR headset

>>2784854 (OP)
i like staying in a hotel tho
its like being at a sleep over

>>2784854 (OP)
>implying
I've traveled outside of the US to one country, spent 4 years there, had a surreal life changing adventure with lots of highs and lows.
I returned to USA, and because I think it's better left in the past, I'm not going to say which country. I will just say that even though I didn't gain much materially, the experience of trying to make it as a foreigner in another country, the different trips I went on and the people I met, the countless nights spent braving the unknown and forging a path that resulted in real success and personal growth, none of that could be replaced for me.

If I hadn't made the decision to travel I wouldn't be half the man I am today, nor would I appreciate the world in all its grandeur like I do now. Cheers yall.

>>2784854 (OP)
>Stay home
>Do this for 70 years
>Die
Good plan retard

Is it just me or do bongs specifically think travel has to be going on an "adventure" meaning you put yourself into stupid near death situations for online clout?

>>2788821
That's certainly not a typical impression people have of them. They're notorious for their drunk idiots doing mundane shit in resort towns and European capitals.

>>2784854 (OP)
>eigenrobot
Yeah, it's bait

>>2788821
With everyone on instagram having been everywhere, all the clout chasers have left to look different is going to shitholes

>>2788823
Mundane shit like intoxication & intercourse is the average /trv/ coomer's idea of peak adventure.

>>2787974
Nothing like a White Man With a Plan in this universe.

I know this guy, he is a mutual of mine. He is sometimes right about a few things, but mostly wrong because despite being smart he plays the "controversial take" twitter game all the time to generate engagement.
He lives in NYC, so he has no right to lecture anyone on what is expensive and what isn't. He should focus on raising his child instead of shitposting all the time.