Thread 2797654

Humiliation Ritual

I had a short flight (only 2.5hours) and was literally dying (i'm very tall like 6'5)

I cant believe someone would go on a fucking 10 hour flight in a seat like this

It was also hot as fuck, I was glued to the seat with my ass sweat

And there was so much turbulence we weren't allowed to stand up and go to the bathroom

my fucking knees

>>2797655
You have a manlet torso with giraffe legs, lol
My flight to Sharjah was 83° F and 17% humidity. Felt perfectly comfy.

>>2797668
Finally a perfect use of the term.

>>2797662
Manlet spotted

Even my gf thinks transavia economy is too small

12 hours on a fucking plane is torture.
was about to jump to my death lol.
manlets have it easy everywhere.

>>2797654 (OP)
literally just fly business it's that easy

>>2797721
Serves you right for flying with a joke-ass airline. A man's height should be in his torso, not his femurs.

>>2797655
was on a flight to mexico last year and the turbulence was ongoing, had to piss so bad I just pissed in a bottle while the dude next to me was asleep

>>2797775
haha fk. I once rubbed one out sitting on a window seat next to some random lady. I wanted to put some of my jizz on her skin or clothes but chickened out.

>>2797769
t. short legged weirdo

>>2797761
>12 hours on a fucking plane is torture.
it's really not

>>2798025
Not everyone has $2000 to spend for 7 hours in business class

>bitching about being able to fly around the literal globe in a magic metal tube for an affordable price, giving you access to practically every frontier or experience

gain perspective, niggercattle

>>2798218
then earn money first, travel later

>>2797769
>A man's height should be in his torso, not his femurs.

>>2798220
>You gotta go into the pod

>>2798025
>polyester fabrics all around you

>>2797654 (OP)
lol fat

I just stopped flying and only travel to places I can drive to. I'm fat and have a condition where I feel like I'm choking if I don't drink ice water constantly so planes are literal torture boxes. I'd come back if they widened the seats, explicitly let you bring (but not smoke) weed on board without hassle, water and ice, and just less dumb rule enforcement.

>>2797654 (OP)
NIGGERCATTLE GO IN THE CATTLE CAR
>NIGGERCATTLE GO IN THE CATTLE CAR
NIGGERCATTLE GO IN THE CATTLE CAR
>NIGGERCATTLE GO IN THE CATTLE CAR

>>2803340
>weed
hey i know why your throat is all fucked up now


air transat in canada flies europe and caribbean has club class its relatively affortable. wider seats. if you're tall with big shoulders the headrest kinda is annoying, but the upgrade is closer to 2x the ticket than 4x the ticket of most airlines

>>2803492
I don't smoke at all - I take liquid alcohol extracts of weed. That's what I would bring on a plane.

>is closer to 2x the ticket
this is ridiculous
I should be able to fit in a sit for the normal price even if fat - they would sell MORE SEATS if they just had 20% less seating and made the seats bigger and more comfy.

>>2803340
>weed
Probably will never happen in Japan thanks to the American overlords, conservatives, loss of shinto identity etc etc

>>2797654 (OP)
Looks based. Fatties should be filtered out of society so their low value genes die out.

>>2798218
if u have to fly economy, you can`t afford to travel in the first place and should stay home

>>2797655
>>2797655
>i'm a freak of nature cater to me!
no

>>2803458
good post

>>2807181
I fly for work

>>2807847
that is literally, non-figuratively, objectively, exactly what BUSINESS class is for

>>2807861
She's a flight attendant, anon.