Krakow Cracovia Cracow - /trv/ (#2801826)

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:05:51 PM No.2801826
Krakow 2
Krakow 2
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Anyone ever been to this city? I might make a detour and pay a visit but I'd like to spice it up with some amusement like rollercoasters, I heard there's a place called Energyland, is it fun and worth the money?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:06:58 PM No.2801827
my bad, it's Energylandia*
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:08:54 PM No.2802068
fuck off we're full
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:12:50 PM No.2802070
>>2801826 (OP)
lol i was homeless in krakow from early july to late September last year
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:51:38 PM No.2802091
>>2801826 (OP)
see
>>2800970
check catalog bruh

Krakow worth visiting.
Warsaw is not.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:28:25 AM No.2802171
>>2801826 (OP)
Take a day trip to Wieliczka Salt Mine if you can.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:12:43 AM No.2802176
>>2802070
Where did u sleep? And what did u do all day? Did u get laid?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:56:44 AM No.2802223
>>2802091
warsawa is awesome
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:18:33 PM No.2802934
>>2801827
>>2802068
>>2802070
>>2802091
>>2802171
no one's been to energylandia?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:01:15 AM No.2802977
>>2801826 (OP)
Dont go. It's incredibly full. Go to somewhere more your speed, like Berlin, or Brighton, instead.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:33:13 PM No.2803143
Anyone been to the Polish Air Force museum? Hoping to see it next time I visit Krakow
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:13:43 PM No.2803267
>>2803143
there's been threads on /k/ and, i think, here
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:03:15 AM No.2803282
Krakow is inexpensive and beautiful. I regret not attending a soccer match while I was there. I did get in trouble for pissing against the Bazylika Mariacka (I was drunk, needed to go and thought I went into an alleyway), so I would advice you to not piss against the Bazylika Mariacka. If this is a dealbreaker, you probably should not go, but if it isn't, then enjoy.
You can also make a day trip to Oswieczim.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:46:18 AM No.2803293
>>2803282
You're a fucking scumbag. You're everything Poland absolutely hates.
You're not welcome. You are a base barbarian with 0 culture, morals, respect or value.

>I was drunk
Imagine not handling the most basic of human functions. It's not an excuse.
You are a pathetic alcoholic. You're not based, you're not edgy, you're not cool. You're a fucking parasite who needs to go home.

I also advise you to go to Oswiecim (without the 'z' you larper faggot), and permanently stay there like the parasite you are.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:23:22 AM No.2803354
>>2803282
Britbongs shit up every city they visit
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:07:39 AM No.2803421
>>2802934
I've been to Energylandia twice. The park focuses on rollercoaters which I consider pretty awesome. I was in october or late september and there werent too many people. Once I was there during halloween special which was nice because they had some additional scary attractions like horror houses with actors.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:33:53 AM No.2803440
>>2803293
I am not a scumbag, it was an honest mistake. Though the police anger and fine were of course completely justified.
>Imagine not handling the most basic of human functions. It's not an excuse.
It literally is. The liver cannot magically dissipate alcohol, it can only remove alcohol from the blood stream at a set rate. If you weren't a NEETfag and actually went out to party you'd know that alcohol makes people pee. So drunk people go pee in alleyways.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:45:46 AM No.2803442
>>2801826 (OP)
I was there years ago and it was nice enough, except for annoying whores with red umbrellas pestering passers by to go to strip clubs.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:02:11 PM No.2803464
>>2803440
>bb-b-b-b-b-but the alcohol
Don't drink if you fuck shit up. Responsibility.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:45:25 PM No.2803509
>>2803421
how would you compare it to parks like six flags? as far as the rollercoasters go. they be fast?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:51:56 AM No.2803557
>>2803509
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:10:14 PM No.2803741
>>2803509
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:29:34 AM No.2803792
>>2803509
yes, hyperion is one of the fasted in europe. Its stomach churming and takes breath away literally. Zadra is also good - its half wood rollercoaster, second biggest there. Rest are small rollercoasters for kids. Scary house sucks
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:23:54 AM No.2803859
>>2803792
only 2 giant rollercoasters worth a damn? that sucks
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:55:26 PM No.2804364
bump
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:59:41 PM No.2804368
>>2801826 (OP)
Shit city, full of drunk, aggressive anglos, and gets boring after 5 minutes. All the buildings are the same, it's not cheap any more, and the people are rude as fuck, and don't want you there.
Go to Prague, instead.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:27:21 PM No.2804594
Kraków 3 Christmas Market
Kraków 3 Christmas Market
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>>2804368
prague doesn't even have a proper market square and is a fake liveless disneyland compared to Krakow thoughbeit