I got a 1 star review for leaving feces in the shower and staining the linens. I didn't poop in the shower, I pooped in the toilet and didn't want to use up more of my own good toilet paper because I brought 3 rolls but one got ruined by water in my SUV and it was a tiny house so it was really hard being in the tiny bathroom and I didn't realize how much poop was stuck to my butt and it got in the shower drain - I thought I stomped it all down with my feet but apparently not. And as for the sheets I have a water bladder backpack I keep in bed cuz its easier that way and I didn't realize it had a tiny leak - it has been changed out now - but it was just water!
Oh and they were Christians too (bible quotes on the shitty art placed near the door). I also pissed off the other Christians I stayed with - I cracked their toilet seat (accidentally) and wouldn't pay the 54 dollars they wanted to fix it (the one night stay itself was only 100).
This is what I get for going to the Deep South - the people are not forgiving or understanding at all - sort of ironic given that they are all Christcuck boomers.

I hope this negative review of me doesn't hinder future travel - I've noticed most listings are set to instant confirmation and the only one that wasn't the guy ended up being kinda a creeper and I should have cancelled when he didn't confirm my booking request for 12 hours.

These boomers take shit VERY personally - its frankly annoying to have to tiptoe around them and try to not make a mess and I still fuck up and piss them off accidentally - its not like I am trying to leave a mess on purpose or leaving a bunch of trash behind - the same boomers who left me the 1 star review made me take my trash with me which was kinda awkward - its rare they make you do that. So I did so worrying if I didn't I would get a one star review - turns out it didn't matter anyways.

I should mention, this as during July 4th week and the listings were pretty slim cuz I book almost last minute because I do hiking and plan around the weather as much as the destination.

Oh, and the tiny home place said "don't come back" and that their cabin was the worst they've ever seen it. Which I believe to be exaggeration. Yeah the sheets were wet but it was also mid-summer and fucking hot as shit and just a 1980s window ac unit mounted way high. I hate mutual review games.

>>2803297 (OP)
>>2803298
Is this the American dream?
Sounds like Africa :/ I'm confused.

Most refined Amerishart guest
Stay in a hotel, sharty

>>2803370
it wasn't on purpose I wasn't like trying to mess with them
they are Christians - aren't they supposed to be forgiving?
It's almost as if people who claim to be religious are actually the most judgmental sort - looking for anything to use against you...

>>2803383
>muttmericans
>Christians
Lol lmao even

>>2803387
I stayed in 5 different airbnbs my last trip - the two overtly Christian hosts both beefed with me online after my stay - the Buddhist was weird irl - but I don't think he gave me a bad review - and the other host I never met - thought she offered to meet you at check in if you wanted. And my first host was a diversity and I think I lucked out in that review. I hope hosts aren't checking my reviews and will all reject me based on this one angry review given I have a bunch of other normal ones - but who knows - I guess motels aren't that bad - if they had normal fridge/freezers and kitchens I wouldn't care but you need Airbnb to get those features.

You got poopy toilet paper stuck in a shower and you're mad they charged you?

>>2803455
I got poop stuck in the shower, no toilet paper, and I thought I smashed it all down the drain, and it was an acciident - I pooped and didn't realize I still had some stuck to my butt when I showered. The host made it sound like I was out to get them and left a vindictive nasty public review for me. Christians are always too faced - fake nice to you to your face, then as nasty as they can be when you aren't around anymore and they want to get you in trouble. I'm annoyed this negative review will be used against me when I try to book future airbnbs.
They lack understanding and are just trying to put you on blast. It's not like I ruined their airbnb - they just had to wash the sheets and clean the shower.

>>2803455
Oh, and they didn't charge me money - they just left a nasty negative review. I dunno if prospective hosts really even look at those - but I'm about to find out I guess. I travel regularly.
A DIFFERENT host tried to charge me money because I accidentally cracked their toilet seat. Airbnb is an annoying game because if you accidentally break something or get something wet/dirty - the hosts freak out as if you are some evil monster trying to destroy them.

Summary:

- OP shit in the shower and tried to waffle stomp it down the drain, but didn't finish the job
- OP pissed the bed and hoped the host wouldn't notice
- OP thinks its okay because the hosts were christians, and they should have given him a pass for shitting in their shower and pissing the bed
- OP doesn't think its fair he got a 1 star review for literally shitting in the shower or pissing in the bed (nobody believes his backpack story)
- OP is retarded and people like him are why airbnb is so expensive or sketchy now

>>2803391
I've stayed in dozens of airbnb's all over the world and never had an issue with a host.

You had multiple issues on one trip.

The problem is you, and you need to take a hard look at the way you are acting and conducting yourself, and how you are treating other people's property.

Frankly speaking, you sound like a retarded entitled slob - shitting everywhere, breaking things, crying when hosts notice. You're disgusting.

You're going to getin deep shit someday and one of the hosts is going to take you to small claims court (they can do this) for violating their home. It's inevitable if you keep this shit up.

Just be clean and tidy and don't fuck with the things in the apartment. It's easy. Unless you're a nigger or a retard.

>>2803488
I didn't piss the bed I spilled some water on the sheets.
Why are people so eager to blame others for mistakes?

>>2803490
>You're going to getin deep shit someday and one of the hosts is going to take you to small claims court (they can do this) for violating their home. It's inevitable if you keep this shit up.
for accidentally leaving a small piece of poop in their crappy tiny home shower? Like are people actually this petty?
Also, I'm not super worried about court - though yes that is possible and would be annoying - I'm worried about future airbnb hosts declining me because I look bad - even though I have way more fine 5 star reviews from hosts than negative ones.

>this entire thread

>>2803491
>I didn't piss the bed I spilled some water on the sheets.
"MOM I DIDN'T WET THE BED I JUST SPILLED WATER ON IT!" - tier excuse

>>2803370
This sounds more pino than anything, maybe puertorican tier. They will shit without toliet paper then dig their hands into their ass to grab out dried shit.

>>2803297 (OP)
Social Credit Score was meant for people like OP

>>2805130
I drink gallons of water per day so I keep a big water bag with a hose in my backpack that I carry around everywhere and I usually just sleep with my backpack next to me so I don't need to dirty a glass or bring another vessel to carry water in. My plastic bladder water bag had, unbeknownst to me, sprung a (small) leak, which I did not discover until a week after this incident but yes, it was just water, and maybe some sweat because it was a tiny house and the AC situation was weird it was this massive almost ceiling mounted window unit that you could not adjust the settings of at all - just turn on or off - and on was super noisy and way too cold and off was too hot

the poop was I pooped in the toilet and I usually bring my own toilet paper because airbnb toilet paper is shitty quality but my third roll had gotten wet in the car and was unusuable so I thought oh I'm going to shower right after pooping I'll just clean off in the shower - not realizing there were chunks of poop still stuck to my butt. Lesson learned, but not when I go to book an airbnb my most recent reviews are about how messy I was so I dunno if hosts will book me except for the instant confirmation listings.

I'll let you know how it goes. It was not like I was trying to be messy or fuck up these people's units.

>>2805139
Except that a motel has no idea about your past - that's why they save a copy of your driver's license usually. This is sorta a unique problem to the big-database rental universe.

>>2805152
Lose weight so you can clean yourself properly, you disgusting fatass.

If you're too fat to clean yourself after you take a shit, you are too fat to travel.

You got off easy for 54 bucks. I don't know a plumber on earth who would come out for that small amount of money to snake shit through a shower drain. Sounds like they took it easy on you. I know a dude who got kicked off Airbnb permanently because he wouldn't tell a host what time he planned to check in. My buddy was out doing a wine tasting and turned off his phone. The host called Airbnb and complained that my buddy wouldn't answer his phone. They cancelled his reservation on the spot and refused to refund his money. He lost like $200 and got a perma ban.

>>2805213
This was two separate properties. I didn't pay the 54 bucks, I declined. And so far they didn't escalate or write a nasty review about me.
The shit was like a few tiny pieces. I didn't poop in the shower, I pooped in the toilet, got up and showered (shower was like 12 inches from toilet) and didn't realize I had a buncha poop still stuck to my butt lesson learned for next time I'm not allowed to make mistakes, also I tried to stomp the little pieces down the drain .

The 54 bucks was for a cracked toilet seat. Its not like I'm throwing parties and trashing these places I'm just making accidental mistakes when I'm totally exhausting from driving long hours and hiking for hours too. I'm not doing this on purpose to annoy my hosts.

>>2805219
>The 54 bucks was for a cracked toilet seat
Fatass detected

>>2805152
Anon I am /fit/fag, 2 hours of my day while abroad is at the gym in the morning from 5AM-7AM, then out and about for about 6 hours.

> big water bag with a hose in my backpack that I carry around everywhere and I usually just sleep with my backpack
This has to be the gayest thing ever, this is shit you do for children.
>so I don't need to dirty a glass or bring another vessel to carry water in
Oh the horror of having a glass or bottle filled with water! you may have to splash it in the shower in the morning and let the cleaning staff deal with it sigh...
>My plastic bladder water bag had, unbeknownst to me, sprung a (small) leak
Which is why they are almost never recommended for people who need water during utility. Most faggot bikers I know back home have these, they are "bikers" AKA bike twice a month at most, but love to tell everyone they are.
>>2805219
>The 54 bucks was for a cracked toilet seat
Stop traveling and start hitting a gym
Lesson here is you sound like a fatass, probably are, stained the bed in sweat and what they though to be piss; given you probably didn't air out the sheets was equivalent to it.

>>2805219
Sounds like you're diabetic or otherwise on the verge of kidney failure. Hopefully it claims you soon.

>>2805152
So you caused water damage to a bed, wow guess what that's still your fault