Thread 2805347

>Pai puppers edition

Come talk about your travels in Thailand or if you're stuck at home with Pandora's box opened, but not enough money to stay in Thailand, live vicariously through the posts from people that do!

Sorry, I have no fucking clue why the pic came out sideways.

>go to Thailand expecting delicious brown
>everyone is pale and just looks like Chinese or Korean
Where are the brown girls? Vietnam? Shoulda just gone to Philippines

>>2805348
Can't even post one of your own Thailand photos, you have to steal a photo. You pathetic desk jockey. Hey, you forgot to post your new countdown. Come on now. Give us the fucking countdown. What is it gonna be? 458 days until you can get gaped by a ladyboy?

>>2805412
lmao your seething never gets old, cuckshed

>>2805347 (OP)
>Pai puppers
^_^ !!!

>>2805412
We collectively buckbroke this guy. You DO know there are other Thai posters. This is very clearly not me (“tardguard”).
>>2805415
Lol right

>>2805412
What makes you think it's stolen?

>>2805412
It's a much bigger photo than your pissy mong plant pic.

>>2805412
That pic is like 9 years old take on my old shitty Galaxy S4; yet it's still better camera quality than your 2025 timestamped filename pic rofl.

I'm gonna bite the bullet and actually buy a stupid boat day trip to Phi Phi and Maya in December.
Do I do it out of Phuket or Ko Lanta?
Do I buy it online or in-person while I'm there?
What are the chances I waste my money and the trip is a dud because of rain/typhoon/tsunami/sea monsters?

>>2805407
There are some brownish girls in Vietnam, but definitely the median color skin is even lighter than in Thailand. For darker phenotypes check Indonesia, Mindanao or Isaan. I guess southern thailand would also be better, but that's just an uninformed guess.

Do any of you guys have backup plans if the war between Cambodia and Thailand becomes too hot to handle?

I needed to pay 120 baht for my waterbill and I needed to go through this convoluted monkey process full of bell chimes and hand gestures at the local bank which sucks.

Thai people are also very performative, they focus more on how things look and are perceived rather than how things actually are. So if you're double-digit IQ and visiting for no more than a week you'll be impressed with Thailand, but if you stay longer you'll find out how screwed Thailand really is in the long term.

>>2805407
>everyone is pale and just looks like Chinese or Korean

Get out of Bangkok

>>2805487
I don't think we're going to see Cambodian tanks rolling down Soi Cowboy anytime soon, lol

>>2805487
It will probably end up like the India-China skormishes, or in the bad scenario like India-Pakistan escalation. The Thai government's interest in the war is to distract the population from internal issues, not conquering another country. We will not see the Ukrainian scenario here.

WE'RE GOING TO WAR BOYS

>>2805542
Pray for all the qts

>>2805539
Never stop posting this.

>>2805407
The skin whitening trend is a fucking travesty.

>>2805487
Don't worry, it won't. China are the daddy and they don't want complete disruption, they'll lose too much money. They just want a little distraction is all.

>>2805539
Why is a farang trannie working massage?

>>2805407
It's browner outside of the major cities. If you're a based goblin girl enjoyer, then Thailand is better outside of Bangkok, Vietnam is better outside of Hanoi and Saigon, etc. I love the little brown Thai goblins, especially when they're just a little bit ugly, like not too ugly but just ugly enough to look wild. Makes my dick crazy.

>>2805551
Agreed, the pretty ones know that they're pretty and they don't need to do too much to get what they want. The more mid ones usually put more effort.

>>2805552
>mfw when I didn't get to Thailand til 2016 and missed the time when all the stunners were still brown, barely had any tattoos and gave GFE as default for pennies, before social media came along and made them all aware of their sexual market value.

I hope Zuckerberg burns in hell.

Will Thailand consider forming an expat Legion? With so many former SAS,CIA, Delta Force expats living in Pattaya, Cambos wouldn't stand a chance.

>>2805555
Would be great if Cambodia formed one too, all full of barang sex offenders. What a clash that'd be: alcoholic Soi Buakhao barstool gargoyles (basically Norf FC) vs the kiddie fiddlers.

>>2805555
>>2805556

Sounds awesome

what do you guys think the % of this conflict escalating further?

i just checked and my travel insurance doesn't cover war lol

>>2805559
if you can't even find the impetus to read the fucking thread which already answers your question, you should probably refrain from travelling anywhere.

I'm going to spell it out clearly, just for any one else who hasn't been to Thailand before.

Unless you want to border hop into Cambodia, or visit one specific group of Thai islands that are close to the country (Ko Chang archipelago), none of the places you will almost certainly travel to as a tourist are likely to be affected, even if this thing was to escalate into a full scale war (which it almost certainly won't anyhow). The skirmishes, currently, are along the northern Cambodia border adjacent to the southern part of the Isaan region in Thailand -- where there is no tourist shit to see, only expats living with their wives.

Cambodia is poor as fuck compared to Thailand, it's barely above the breadline unless you count assets owned by the Chinese in the major cities, and highly likely does not possess the military strength to allow for an incursion deep enough into Thailand to impact tourism, for the vast majority. The only tourism hotspot close to Cambodia is Ko Chang and its neighbouring islands, which, at its closest point (the island of Ko Kood) is over 20 miles from the Cambodian shoreline, with the most popular island (Ko Chang itself) being over 38 miles at its nearest point.

Bangkok is 150 miles from Cambo, by highway, the closest Thai city (Pattaya is 165 km by road) and there is no fucking chance the Khmers are getting anywhere remotely close to it. The Royal Cambodian Air Force only possesses transport aircraft and have no means to strike anyone from above, over distances that artillery cannot reach, and their arty systems only have a max range of 25 miles -- a moot point given the Royal Thai Air Force would make short work of them with their Gripen fighter-bombers, before they had a chance to fuck with anyone anyway.

It's a nothing burger, plus the Chinese, being friendly with both countries and heavily tied into business, would likely step in to calm their tits even if it did boil over into something more heated.

>>2805578
That said I'd probably avoid booking a hotel in Ko Chang for now, just to be on the safe side. Plenty of other destinations to choose from.

>>2805578
>Cambodia is poor as fuck compared to Thailand, it's barely above the breadline unless you count assets owned by the Chinese in the major cities, and highly likely does not possess the military strength to allow for an incursion deep enough into Thailand to impact tourism,

You are thinking in old century terms. A it takes are two-three Cambo drones exploding at Bangkok International Airport to crush tourism and hit Thai economy

>>2805578
>(Pattaya is 165 miles

Correction.

If you're the extremely careful type, you might want to avoid Ko Chang for the time being, but it's probably only worth avoiding if full scale war were to break out.

>>2805583
What's the point when they will suffer greater loss in return?

Not to mention the internation shit storm for attacking a civilian airport of a country that has barely encroached on their own territory.

>>2805555
With all the fighter pilots and F1 engineers, they could even form a special air force too!

>>2805583
Congratulations you now make ladyboys want to massacre khmer

Are more or less tourists in thailand while the football wc is going on?

>>2805625
Nothing more dangerous than an ice-fuelled katoey with a 6-inch stiletto in his hand. The Chinese will probably drop plane loads of their herbivore males for deflowering, to defuse the situation.

>>2805553
>before social media came along and made them all aware of their sexual market value.
That's exactly what happened, and it really is a travesty.

>>2805630
And the vloggers making a career out of PARADISE FOR SINGLE MEN slop drawing a lot more attention to it compared to Tijuana and other cultural study destinations.

The other aspect is Kpop making white farang a lot cooler than they used to be. I can't even blame the girls. Why go for a cheap Australian pensioner when you can go for a Korean 20-something splashing cash, and an oopsie baby with an Asian man is far less embarrassing.

>>2805553
>I hope Zuckerberg burns in hell.
If it wasn't Zuck the Cuck, it would've been whoever owned Friendster. That was the #1 social media platform in SEA before Fagbook came along.

>>2805633
Your whole worldview is embarrassing.

>>2805648
Not that anon but it is true. Go to any SEA country and adverts with white males are super rare. Meanwhile, the most pale looking BTS models are EVERYWHERE on ads. Women don’t think for themselves. They adjust their preferences based on what other females like. This is why white men lust for nigger cock despite them being worthless, abusive savages. Women always follow trends and the herd. It is how their brain is wired.

>>2805649
>white men lust for nigger cock
W-we do? I didn't get that memo.

>>2805649
You should seriously consider traveling more. Stop being a tourist zoom zooming along from one locale to the next so you can earn internet points. Cumming will only complete you, when you're in love and make a child. That's why you keep wasting time doing it over and over again. You would have learned this by now, if you weren't a tourist.

>>2805651
That was a typo. Supposed to be white WOmen
You know, the whole reason your incel cuck white dork-ass migrated to SEA to begin with

>>2805652
You don’t know me and you are projecting really hard.

I’m divorced and have 3 white children. I enjoy my hedonistic cooming trips and return back home to Midwest USA to my church and running my business.

I am not an incel like you. I am just recreating the life I missed out by marrying puny and trying to live a Christian life. It didn’t work out. My wife cheated with the pastor. I divorced her and kept everything because I had proof. I don’t know or care where she is now.
No I coom in Sea teens younger than my oldest

>>2805648
It's simply the truth for why white men aren't as desired for p4p and dating as they used to be.

Acting like nogs and hitting and quitting, especially with civilian girls, for decades has consequences. A half-Korean or half-Japanese kid of a single mom doesn't have "Son of Whore" written on his face like a half-white one does.

>>2805654
Fiction writing will not bring you peace either my child. You'll continue to do it to distract yourself from the truth, but the truth will still remain. If you can't go out into the jungle with no material objects and find peace, you'll never ascertain it.

>>2805658
>anyone who proves my stereotyping wrong is lying

I fucking hate this website at times.

Should I cancel my travel plans for November because of the war?

>>2805668
Yes, stay away, Bangkok is about to be nuked after Best Korea sold Cambodia a nuke in exchange for 1000 Khmer bar girls.

>>2805668
Stay away from the border provinces, that's all.
I liked Aranyaprathet, but I bet it's awfully quiet and tense these days. 350 baht per night for a nice room there.

>>2805583
Tourism is just as important to Cambodia's economy as it is to Thailand's. Both countries will feel the pinch.
>>2805511
The disputed land area is tiny, but hostilities have been breaking out at numerous points along the border.

>>2805652

You are goalpost shifting. Anon was talking about the monger scene in SEA and how it changed for whites, and you just changed the topic to what deeper intimacy is (and not wrong but still dishonest communication without framing a new conversation).

>>2805652
This is a 30yo western grannie trying to shame you into not escaping the western roastie plantation. Don't fall for it.

>>2805687
10% of GDP for both countries. but Cambodia relies 50% of its GDP on scamming neighbouring countries and Casinos(+ all the depravity that are allowed in a lawless zone.
Thailand only has to bomb a few casinos to disrupt the current Oligarchy. Even if the tourism was to die it would have the same impact as germany after the stop of the Russian gas flow

>>2805668
You should cancel your plans just for being a faggot.

Thai people are such fucking consumerist Labubu/Matcha instagram normies. Thailand in 2025 is the worst place for anyone wanting to escape the West, because Thailand and Thai people are trying to and even aspiring to become, the Western fast-food, AI, Goyslop thinking its a ticket to a better life.

Sure, get your pecker played with. But don't be fooled into thinking any of it is heart-felt or legitimate. Don't come to Thailand if you're looking for deep emotional connections, everything here is either transactional or predatory. The middle to upper-middle class Thai's have a very warped view of Thainess thinking they're somehow above you for the fact they are Thai and that they are entited to certain treatments and deferences for having more money than their poorest. The well-educated ones try to climb out of Thailand at any chance, the ones who stay behind bumble around as nepo-babies to ther family business wanting nothing to do with foreigners.

>but, but, my partner and wife Ploy is different! We are soul mates!

Nahh, you need to take a good hard look at the foreigners who get involved with and marry Thai woman. They have a big chip on their shoulder from their origin country and/or they have some kind of hiccup in their life where they have undiagnosed mental illnesses and being in Thailand is either to escape the consequences of it or to mask it.

>>2805768
Vietnam is just as bad. The demonic combination of smartphones and social media is the WOMD of cultural genocide.

>>2805768
>>but, but, my partner and wife Ploy is different! We are soul mates!

Everyone should fall in love with a Ploy and get their heard broken and wallet drained. It builds character. Probably a very bitter one, but character none the less!

>>2805775
>heart

>>2805775
>Ploy
For me, it's Poopy

Sounds like some of you guys are seething because you specifically come here to get an easy girl with no prospects so ofcourse they'll be happy to be with you. But as the country becomes more developed, they have more opportunities and thus settling with a balding fat farang is less enticing.
If you're like this, you're pretty pathetic man.
Of course I also come here because I don't like the atmosphere in the west, but I still have my self respect so I work on myself and I choose to be with a partner that wants to be with me because of who I am, not because of my status or because they see an opportunity in me. And yes, they do exist. Actually most of the girls I've met here have been like this, often times on the first date, it seems like they explicitly want to pay for the bill themselves or split it, because they absolutely hate the stereotype about the SEA girl goldligger and the farang boyfriend.
but maybe I'm meeting different social classes than you people, since I'm only 22 and actually good looking.
Does a woman with a degree scare you?
Btw, I'm in Chiang mai right now, I know that activates the almonds of some of you ;)

>>2805783
>you're pretty pathetic man.
Oh no, timmy thinks we're pathetic, how will we ever live with ourselves.

>>2805783
>But as the country becomes more developed
This is the problem right here. Fuck development.

>>2805784
I didn't mean it as an insult but more as an invitation to do some introspection

>>2805787
>you're pathetic
>i-it wasn't an insult bro
Not him but don't be a coward anon.

>>2805668
No. The border provinces are dangerous, so don't go there. Everything else is fine. Cambodia's weaponry is pretty trash, it's not gonna reach Bangkok or other major cities. The Air Force is gonna bomb the shit out of them.

>>2805791
I unironically hope this gets bigger than we're thinking and fucks Thailand's tourism industry and scares normies away.

>>2805792
Oh, don't you worry, it's getting bigger, bro. The Hun family, the fucking cunts wants these temples, but not really. They want the areas so they can create a new map to take over Koh Kood, because it's rich in natural resources.

I am the autist from the last thread who's in Chiang Mai and wants to go do the whole hippie magic mushroom thing in Pai. Since last time, I kind of made up my mind and think I want to go through with it, even if it's risky. My life is kind of a mess and I want to push it in any kind of direction I can, even if it's by forcing my mind to examine itself in some bizarre thought loop induced by fungi. Plus I think the environment might be good for me. I don't know, the consequences of a bad trip don't scare me as much now. I "feel" like I need to do it, like I *should* do it. Scary though that it's my first time. It'll be so weird to encounter weird hippie types in that supposed resort area that caters to them now. But yeah, if the anons who responded to me in the last thread are here, I just feel like I need to do it. Just like I need to try harder at making social interactions happen.
>>2805783
>chiang mai
Want to hang out anon?

>>2805783

>I choose to be with a partner that wants to be with me because of who I am, not because of my status or because they see an opportunity in me

Stop talking out of your fantasies. ALL woman only date and marry for status or if they see an opportunity in a potential mate and YES this "status" includes your nationality or wealth. This unicorn you describe does not exist anywhere unless it's strictly enforced in some totalitarian theocratic society where the woman is coerced to marry through arrangement.

>maybe I'm meeting different social classes than you people, since I'm only 22 and actually good looking.
>you people

You're not special dork, you're just another farang fuccboi. Being young indicates you're still naive (as you have demonstrated with your fantastical fiction you just wrote) and thus not experienced to deal with the realities of Thailand, their passive aggresiveness, their lack of direct communication, their tolerance for bullshit and your bullshit especially.

>good looking

Sure you are hansum man. But i'll give the benefit of the doubt here, if you actually are good looking you're still not going to be considered for serious long-term relationship, maybe just like an accessory that Mint or Golf can tote around her friends for her own status.

>>2805795
>Want to hang out anon?
>hanging out with someone from 4chan
Yeah nah cunt.

>>2805795
>whole hippie magic mushroom thing in Pai.
>My life is kind of a mess
>I think the environment might be good for me
>Scary though that it's my first time.
>It'll be so weird to encounter weird hippie types in that supposed resort area

Don't be fucking stupid. Don't do (mind-altering) drugs in a foreign country where you don't speak the local language, don't know anyone that matters, don't understand the laws and having no recourse when someone decides to scam you.

Are you actually fucking retarded?

>>2805808
Not him, but are you actually a fucking pussy?

>>2805808

>Are you actually fucking retarded?

Oh and to add to that, you are going ALONE when you know you have anxiety and problems making social interactions happen. Thailand is NOT the place for introspective, analytical introverted people who seek answers and logical reasoning.

Thai people treat foreigners who don't act like saintly house guests (with lots of cash!) like trash. And like any third word monkey society it's all based on vibes, intuition and extroversion. You need all these attributes PLUS a network of people who matter and pullstrings in order to thrive in Thailand.

It's a third world monkey shithole larping as Ibiza combined with Dubai and Okinawa for the average tourist. Don't do stupid shit anon, I am actually being truthful here.

>>2805809
see
>>2805810

Oh I'm a pussy? Hey! This guy just wants to do mind-altering drugs (for the first time) in South East Asia, why not? Why stop there? Why not bum-fuck random drug addicted tranvestites without condoms in some back alley then next day jump off a cliff into the ocean like how I see on my Instagram reels, while (get this), high on mind-altering drugs!

That'll make me macho!

>>2805810
>Thai people treat foreigners who don't act like saintly house guests (with lots of cash!) like trash. And like any third word monkey society it's all based on vibes, intuition and extroversion. You need all these attributes PLUS a network of people who matter and pullstrings in order to thrive in Thailand.
What an absolute load of shit.
Anon pay no attention to this retard. There's no reason to assume you'll piss people off just because he did.

>>2805813
>There's no reason to assume you'll piss people off just because he did.

You lack reading comprehension Macho Man, you didn't see from that guys post he states he has problems making social interactions, never did drugs before, never been to Thailand before. He wants to do a veteran activity for well connected and well-socialized foreigners are a fresh tourist, fresh off the plane.

You know very well Thai peoples behaviors and attitudes towards foreigners who show even the slightest hint of inebriation from something easy like Alcohol.

>But Macho Cool Guys are cool and risk-takers and have things under control all time everytime

That guy wasn't talking about a few Changs or a joint, he's talking about mind-altering substances that may or may not result in a bad trip. Having a bad trip in the confines of your safe home in familiar surroundings and people is bad enough, but hes doing it in a places hes never been, with people who don't look like him, who don't speak the same language, etc etc. You're a smart guy, right? You're not a dummy like that guy, no? You can figure it out.

Get a grip, Macho Man.

>>2805795
>Want to hang out anon?
Uhm idk I'll think about it
What area are you staying in?
>>2805805
This is not me btw

Jeez, someone's a little grumpy.

>>2805811
>>2805814
Meds.

>>2805795
Whatever happens, make sure you update us. Good luck, anon.

>>2805783
>since I’m only 22
You’re literally just young lmao. Shut the fuck up. When I was young I did things like fuck 3 girls in a 24 hour period and have girls loitering at our house to be selected to sleep with me at the end of the night. I didn’t “do” anything I was just young and attractive. Enjoy and stfu
>>2805787
The introspection is: I’m not young
>>2805810
Yea if you don’t act like a loud shouting dumb farang faggot it irks Thais. Since Thai society is all about appearances and plastic motions pertaining to visible “roll.”

As a farang you’re supposed to be a loud happy faggot who gets drunk so you can be fleeced. If you show that you have discernment, vigilance, and quiet cleverness they screw their face up contemptuously as though you got on stage and decided to play a different role.
>>2805837
I say good luck as well. The idea of trying to break the ice on shrooms in Thailand is diabolical

>>2805814
>Macho Man
Nobody's ever called me this before. Feels pretty good ngl.

>>2805815
I'm in the san sai district, like half an hour from the actual city. Don't feel pressured to oblige anon, I know it's a long shot even in the best of circumstances
>>2805837
>>2805866
I'm staying at my current spot for almost another month before I head there, and I probably will take like a week just to settle in and get comfortable before I take the plunge. I know the anon above was upset about my recklessness, but I was thinking I'll sneak away one of their milkshakes to wherever my residence is and consume it there, and have a bit of valium on hand like the anon from the last thread said if I need to pull the kill switch. Or maybe with a friend or even a girl if I meet/make any there. Sure it's retarded to do this sort of thing, but it's also retarded to get punched in the head repeatedly and people do that here all the time. Plus I've increasingly adopted a bit of the Thai fatalist mindset even before coming here because my life was headed nowhere fast. Maybe some insight could be gleaned from the trip within a trip and I could figure out a path forward, or how to solve my percieved character and personality flaws within the interpersonal context. Last thread anon said even if it's a bad trip, those can teach you the most, and I feel like risking it because risky behavior is the only thing that's ever lead to meaningful change in my life.

>>2805870
>Plus I've increasingly adopted a bit of the Thai fatalist mindset even before coming here because my life was headed nowhere fast. Maybe some insight could be gleaned from the trip within a trip and I could figure out a path forward, or how to solve my percieved character and personality flaws within the interpersonal context. Last thread anon said even if it's a bad trip, those can teach you the most, and I feel like risking it because risky behavior is the only thing that's ever lead to meaningful change in my life.

Sounds good anon

>>2805768
The boomers who find a 40 year old Isaan fieldworker and wife her up are very content. So are the wives. Not every man needs to plumb the depths of his being with a soulmate, or pursue sex frenzies with a smoking hot fuckbunny. Some men just want an easygoing, pragmatic relationship with good food and occasional sex. Language barrier? No problem. Intuitive non-verbal communication is better than constant blabbing.
>rich people think they are superior to the commoners
You won't find a single country on Earth where this is not the case.
>>2805783
>dislikes the way things are back home
>migrates to a new place
>makes it the same as it was back home
Every. Single. Time.

Thais are very kind toward quiet, detached foreigners who are "not like the others". The farang they despise are low-inhib, unfiltered slobs with no self-discipline, like this fucker >>2805810.
>>2805795
Be aware that it's much easier to get lost while tripping than while sober. Maps stop making sense. Try to direct your attention outward rather than inward. In my experience, trips are much more meaningful when you are expressing the ideas flitting through your head to someone who is willing to listen and understand. If you bottle it all up and remain silent, then yeah, chances are high you will slip into a tunnel of dark depressive thoughts, or paranoid mania if anxiety is your thing.
>>2805808
I'd be more wary of the other foreigners than of the Thais. Last thing you need is some psychopath IDF veteran "befriending" you and then mind-fucking you when you are vulnerable.

Trip is next week. 14 days, no plans beyond temples and street food n the daytime and soi cowboy/Nana in the evening.

>>2805870
>Plus I've increasingly adopted a bit of the Thai fatalist mindset even before coming here because my life was headed nowhere fast.
Based and mai pen rai pilled

>>2806022
You know about "The Arab" and his rip-off joints on Cowboy right, anon?

>>2806071
Never heard of it. Never been to Thailand before, to be honest.

Would you be kind enough to /thg/pill me or should I start Googling?

>>2806071
Got scammed for a cool $300 in my dangerously blackout drunk victory lap post-coom down soi cowboy
>how?
I’ll tell ya
>Stumbled into empty bar, bought one girl a drink, the rest flocked
>see a waiter bring over 6 drinks that I didn’t buy
>start to convey in every possible way “no I didn’t order those”
>keep saying no no no no
>girls get irate and start snapping
>mamasan scribbles some bullshit on pieces of paper and hands me the “bill”
>try to argue and they just act like they’re deaf
>escorted to the atm and withdrew the cash to pay

Just know every time you see a video of some farang getting beaten up outside a bar, it’s because what happened to me happened to him except he was ignorant of how things work and thought Thais working in tourist ghettos operate with morality and equanimity. They don’t. They’ll rush you with drinks and then attempt to gaslight you that your actions somehow signaled you wanted to buy all the girls a drink, and then stand there and wait for you to either resign to paying or start beating you up if you continue to stall or argue. I’m of the belief that I
90% of farang who get attacked are unrehearsed in the scam do they lash out in blind rage which causes face loss and therefore warrants punishment

Unless you’re a trained fighter or with 2-3 of your bros, be cautious

>>2806081
Those aren't Thais jackass.

>>2806084
>Those aren't Thais jackass.
>T.

>>2806084
You are fucking retarded.

>>2806078
It's an Iranian guy who owns around half a dozen, or so, gogo joints on the Soi Cowboy (they call him The Arab because they think it will annoy him, of they just don't know the difference, I expect). They're all fleece joints, unlike the rest or the gogos on the soi. These bars are well known for extensive, consistent bill-padding, often in the 1000s of baht, and like the other anon said, when you refuse to cough up, a beating from security typically follows unless you can manage to call the tourist police who might get you a 50% discount off what you "owe".

The bars included, used to be Midnight; Deja Vu; Kiss; Rawhide; Rio; Sahara; and Spice Girls, but I've no clue whether, or not, that list is still up to date, so you may want to do some digging if you want to be extra careful.

>>2806081
It's why you can't get blackout drunk by yourself anon.

>>2805950
A Jew tried to kill me with weaponized pneumonia in ph

>>2805649
Because kpop has taken over so if you are appealing to the Asians themselves you use Korean pop idol. But they highly desire white men and women as sex symbols.

This war with Cambodia looks like it's escalating.
I really don't want SEA to end up like Ukraine or the Middle East

>>2806107
They're both Buddhist countries, peaceful people don't stay at war for a long time

Boys I'm going on a tinder date tomorrow with a ladyboy, but I'm not really gay. What if I end up having sex with her anyways? Will my soul forever be stained with such degeneracy? Is this like openings Pandora's box? Could the experience just be shrugged off or is this a stepping stone into further degeneracy. Maybe some fruit should truly never be tasted.

>>2806107
I do. I'll stay here while the normies get scared and leave, and I'll buy the dip on pussy.

>>2806117
If you're really afraid you'll hate it this much then don't do it, but it's only going to feel as gay as you make it. Most ladyboys are very feminine so as long as you just chill the fuck out and let yourself enjoy it, I think you'll be fine.
t. not gay, never once in my life attracted to masculinity, but will do anything with a ladyboy

>>2806107

A full scale war would be hilarious because all the trannies will be conscripted. Imagine GoPro footage of trannies low on hormones rushing positions with their abominable squeals.

Would make the Liberian civil war seem tame in comparison.

>>2806117
Follow your heart anon. I almost enjoyed some ladyboy butthole myself (itim rinrada look her up) but I chicken out. Her teasing gave me a raging boner. She knew I was just a confused little boy in her presence

>>2806115
Myanmar's Buddhist, been at it for a while now.

>>2806117
>but I'm not really gay.

>>2806121
That's gay. Homosexuality isn't dependent on masculinity, it's dependent, by definition, on XY chromosomes (or XX if two dykes) permanently residing within the DNA of each party.

Never ceases to crack me up the level of delusion with tranny fuckers.

>>2806132
That said, I still hope you have fun on your date. LBs are quite an interesting curiosity, especially for someone new to Thailand. They're much more grounded and level-headed than Western trannies too.

>>2806092
Appreciate the tip anon, thanks.

>>2806117
The right Ladyboys are better than women. It’s like legally fucking a little girl. I’m not a fag but I am a pedo. Just imagine the tiny little cock is just a big clit

>>2806127
Muslims deserve it

>>2806144
You only want the tiniest little petite ladyboys

>>2806148
I don’t want fake tits. I prefer a flat chest. Just give me the smallest, legally youngest, and most effete ladyboy I can find and I will be happy pounding her guts in all night long

>>2806132
That's a very interesting take, anon, fascinating, really.
Anyway...

>>2806149
>all night
Why not date her and keep her around longer? You could even explain the fantasy and maybe she'd help you out with it.

>>2806149
>effete
I'm not sure that you're using this word right btw.

>>2806107
Why don't you want Vietnam flooded with cheap Cambodian prostitutes?

>>2806156
He doesn’t even know.
I’m still remembering my last ladyboy fuck session. We were on round 4 or 5. The night was a blur. I was spent. Didn’t think I could cum again. My little girl was riding me, reverse cowgirl. So slim and tiny. Her pussy felt so good and she was moaning, head turned back toward me, watching my face, biting her lip with those braces. As I said, I didn’t no think I could cum again and somehow she extracted whatever semen I had left. Best sex I’ve ever had. We took a shower before she left and she sucked my cock be last time too. Nobody, no Thai woman, no Filipina, nobody else will take care of you and please you like a tiny Thai ladyboy. I gave her an extra 1000 baht for that experience

>>2806158
I think you may be a retard and should probably stop speaking and confirming you are.

>>2806162
Well shit, when you're wrong you're wrong. I was thinking definition 1 from your pic. I'll go do honoraburu sudoku now.

>>2806161
Coom poster doesnt even know what a lady boy is

>>2806161
Hell yeah, God I need to go back to Thailand. I'm living in Vietnam and I get laid a lot here, for free even, but I miss the ladyboys like you wouldn't believe. Or rather, like some of these other guys wouldn't believe, anyway. I think you get it.

>>2806165
>get laid a lot here, for free even
Same here. I still enjoy having sex with biological women. Especially if they are petite and have small tits. But ladyboys are a unique experience and very addictive. Women are for marriage and procreation. Ladyboys are for please and maybe even, true love.

Soon
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>>2806168
I would date a ladyboy long term without any problem at all if she was cute and sane.

>>2806172
I agree.
And I don’t know why but I don’t care about their body count like I would a woman. It is odd.

>>2806174
I'm put off by the extra heavy makeup, claw nails, fashion designer hoochie mama type shit so that rules out a lot of them but yeah just a regular cute gf(male)? Hell yeah, sign me up yesterday.

>>2806156
>>2806161

Nothing wrong with being gay, embrace your newfound sexuality like a man.

left, a woman with a pussy (born female)

right, a man with a penis (born male)

having sex with which one makes you gay?

>>2806161
How big is your dick?

Why do you all troll so much outside of /b/. Its not funny, and it's not giving you any attention on one of the slowest boards on the site. Were you hit on the head or something.

>>2806183
Very small

>>2806183
Bigger than the ladyboy’s dick and that’s all that matters

>>2806178
I want a ladyboy who looks like a tan tomboy with short hair. I wan to have fun all day at the malls and arcades and restaurants and then go back to our condo for a hot shower together and slow, sensual fucking followed by some anime, PS5, and cuddling

See, you guys are not making me feel any better about going out with the ladyboy. It sounds like you guys are degenerate coomers. Also they might look feminine from afar but there are the signs that they have a male body that puts me off.
>Hands
>Hips
>Chin
>Fat distribution

>>2806193
Sure anon. Whatever you say. Perhaps /pol/ is a better board for you.

>>2806193
Maybe that means you shouldn't do it then. You wanted us to help you decide, right?

>>2806193
Are you expecting the ladyboy not to be a degenerate coomer? She might be.

>>2806193
You don’t need to go to Thailand. you need to go to a Baptist church in Alabama or somewhere.

>>2806197
Nobody needs to go there.

>>2806199
No anon, that is the place for you if you are so hung up on gender norms. People without hang ups who want something exotic and experience sex bizarre go to Thailand and pound ladyboy pussy

>>2806195
Ehh, I'll do it anyways but i need this place sometimes to bounce off my thoughts with others.
>When in Rome, do as the Romans do
I'll give a report tomorrow

>>2806200
I'm a ladyboy enjoyer like you but I grew up in Alabama and anon doesn't need that.
>>2806203
That's the spirit anon. I'm proud of you and yes please let us know how it goes.

Nothing in this thread has anything to do with Thailand. You pornheads discussing your Jewish deviant fantasies are such disgusting creatures. Normal sex doesn't have to be talked about, it is simply had.

>>2806209
>da j00z!!!!!111

again, the board for you is /pol/

>>2806209
2016+10 and we are still dealing with election tourists.

>>2806209
Maybe if you were cooming deep inside a ladyboy then you wouldnforget about your inferiority complex about, and obsession with, Jews being the dominant race on the planet. You aren’t going to beat them by shitting up /trv/ so why don’t you get some relief from your sexual frustration?

>>2805870
Extremely based. Don't listen to that cringe dork faggot.

>Two more tourists turned up dead in their hotel rooms
What's even going on with these random tourist deaths? It has to be debt related, right?

Will immigration give me a hard time if I go to Thailand with no return flight? I plan to work while over there. Should I buy a cheap $100 plane ticket to Vietnam just in case?

>>2806297
Also I'm American and white with no southeast Asia shit in my passport yet.

>>2806297
You're not allow to get on flight unless you have a ticket out of thailand. I couldnt get on my japan airline flight. They want me to order a wayward ticket before I can get on. And if the airline does let you get on, the immigration checkpoint wants you to order a flight out of Thailand before letting you in as well. You can order a ticket to malaysia/Singapore. Cheaper than vietnam

>>2806209
Looking for a mother/daughter deal in Pattaya, or at least sister/sister as a fallback option. Wanted to let you know.

hey guys, Need advice on where to stay in Chiang Mai. Some of the hotels I've been looking at require first month's rent, second month's rent, and a damaged deposit. So essentially three months rent up front, whereas I'm only planning on doing month to month. Should I do Airbnb, hotels, apartments, or hostels. I'm on a budget. Any places you can recommend staying at?

>>2806299
This actually happened to you? Nobody asked me about this.

>>2806302
Hot, like you want to make the mom and daughter dyke it out with each other? I wonder how much it costs.

>>2806299
YMMV i beleive. i don't recall imigration once i landed giving a fuck, and i dont recall the airline checking my return flight when i was leaving home. I do however remember them asking when for a return flight when i was flying from bkk to hanoi

>>2806304
yeah happen to me in san diego airport. I asked if I can buy flight after we land in japan(connecting flight), and he said no, it's their responsibility to make sure passengers have a wayward ticket.

>>2806297
>$100
Nigga just use this service https://onwardticket.com/

>>2806309
Or you can tell them you're taking a bus, train, ferry. That can't force you to fly.

The ladyboy special forces will save Thailand

>>2806209
>seething squidward buttmad that we just endlessly sate our physical urges while this fuckint DORKER clacks away at his laptop clutching his 5 inch pecker

>>2806314
The ladyboys are too valuable to risk in combat. Keep them safe.

Aren't any of you afraid of HIV? Jesus Christ.

>>2806209
>Thai ladyboys aren't about Thailand
Ok.
Thai temples aren't Thai either.
Neither is pad Thai.
Thai iced tea? Not Thai.
Thai coffee? About as Thai as Thai massage (not Thai at all).

Have sex incel.
Say hi to your girl boss for us when you back to work.

>>2806324
>what is a condom
>what is prep

>>2806325
Where are all of those things from originally then? I know a lot of the old architecture is Indian and Khmer but what about the rest?

If you are not into touring temples, ruins, and beautiful scenery AND also ladyboy cooming, you're a shit tier traveler.

>>2806298
The biggest risk here is the airline not immigration
Even when I'm dressed well sometimes still get randomly asked to show my return flight at checkin
Only once have immigration asked me and it was completely offhand, they didn't check
Obviously your mileage may vary if you look like Rohyinga or something

Hello!

Should i go to Phuket, Bangkok or Koh Samui? I am a 34 year old male (f) looking to meet some new people.

Thank you.

If I'm living in Hanoi but want to meet a ladyboy for a long term relationship, and don't mind looking long distance to find one, is TF worth paying for? Would it even be good for this purpose?

>>2806354
You‘re investing your time into temporal paid pleasures. The feelings you’re experiencing are normal after the first few times. Unironically, get your shit together and have kids or volunteer/work doing something that brings an innate sense of satisfaction. We live in an atomized world where what we do is separated from our basic needs.

>>2806354
Kinda sounds like you're having a very Buddhist realization. Very appropriate.

>>2806182
Both.

>>2806367
One because you're attracted to the male appearance, the other because you want to have sex with a man.

I'll shut up now though, delusions and the cognitive dissonance it brings, is a powerful thing that no amount of internet chitchat will ever break.

Every straight man is laughing at you though, the ones who aren't woketards and understand logic, reason , and the scientific method.

>>2806358
Sorry to say but your response was peak npc surface level chicken scratch and I roundly rejected it
>>2806363
Yea Thailand tends to do that. I took this picture and while I felt deeply at peace and relaxed with a 19 year old bobcat cutie laying on top of me at the beach, it was juxtaposes with this pang that this moment is won’t last forever. Like a bittersweet sadness mixed in. I distinctly remember how I felt at that moment.

Her name was natty but I called her phatty cuz she had a plump rump. That made her giggle and say “youuuUUU” in an accusing tone because of my perversion and fixation on her ass.

>>2806354
>>2806373
thats an awful lot of pseudo intellectual navel gazing and fart sniffing for a guy who lost his virginity to a thai whore. Now you suddenly think you are king of the world. But you went came were a hundred boomers came before you. in a cheap, SEA whore. Get a fucking grip

>>2806378
I’m TTT you fucking moron, and she’s a civvie. At least get your posters correct you dumb animal

>>2806379
Whatever schizo

>>2806351
Please help, bros.
Also am I right to swipe left every single time I see "Pattaya"? I assume they're all hookers.

>>2806389
Most are probably hookers

>>2806389
would you rather waste a week looking at boring temples and masturbating alone in your hotel room, or would you rather pay $20-70 per day to party with a dark skinned beauty who will guarantee you have a good time and leave Thailand satisfied? All you have to do is be nice, enjoy yourself, show a little respect, and above all… DONT BE A CHEAP CHARLIE!

>>2806400
See>>2806351
I'm not on holiday.

>>2806402
i dont fucking care nigger
just like i wont care if you buy a shotgun piatol from a motorcycle driver and blow your worthless brains out

why does thailand attract so many toxic people from the west? why cant they just have a good time without resorting to toxicity?

>>2806400
>dark skinned
>beauty
*screws up face contemptuously*

>inb4 not white
The way white dudes (I’m white) valorize for what in asia signals you’re some lowly peasant from a lineage of people that were out working in the fields all day is so fucking embarrassing.

I wouldn’t be caught dead in public with a brown skinned woman anywhere in Asia. Thai men literally won’t have sex if it means holding out for a pale skinned girl, meanwhile you’ve got these repulsive white animals in your country sniffing around for these shitstain skinned truck stop hooker equivalents and pawing and fawning over them in public.

Honestly I totally understand why whites are declining in world standing. White men have no floor when it comes to doing what they have to do to stick their dick in a warm hole. It’s so appalling and gross. Have some fucking dignity

You just see slobs like this with their shitskin whore. He probably sticks his face in her ass after she has a stinky somtai shit no bidet. All these farting shitting bald fat faggots

>>2806410
Thailand, or 4chan? Which are you really asking about?

>>2806410
I was a narcissist and got lots of pussy but then social media saturation forced my hand and I couldn’t just show up and be attractive when girls had global chads at their fingertips.

Instead of stepping up my game I threw a tantrum and rage quit my social circle
after I started getting rejected not realizing that would be the last of my actual social life. I still somehow think I’m desirable to women so I just superimpose this over Thai hookers and pretend like “no they actually really like me and are physically attracted to me, they fuck all these other guys reluctantly for money.”

The problem is nobody wants to associate with or respects men who pay for pussy, so every guy who goes to Thailand is an isolated “fucking loser island” of a human being

I’ve been invisible since 2016. I briefly tried to get pussy on apps but I got zero responses and it just made me insanely angry

>>2806413
Also because I’ve been chronically isolated and online the only way I can get my dopamine fix is by saying edge and outlandish things online that would never fly irl.

Worse still, acting “normal” in social settings with normies is impossible because I feel stifled by the need to wear a cool, palatable social mask

>>2806373
>Sorry to say but your response was peak npc surface level chicken scratch and I roundly rejected it
Absolutely based. T wins again with his indifference. It doesn't matter. Fuck you all.

>>2806354
>emotions unconsciously drives me too destroy myself. I drown in alcohol, like a sickening amount. I stuff my face with delivery food until I have to lay on my left side and rub my stomach for an hour, and of course fuck hookers raw
But then comes across as a fucking retard sometimes. Sounds like he looks like total shit. Flabby, weak slob with a fucking hair transplant.

>>2806413
>>2806414
How do I unsubscribe from your blog?

>>2806422
Yea I gotta be honest the hair transplant was unnecessary. I should’ve just accepted my lot and joined the ranks of balding coomers. Vanity is a hell of a drug. Does it look better? Sure, but it hasn’t improved my life at all, it just gives me a little dopamine boost when I’m face to face with a baldie

>>2806428
>>2806430
Promise I’ll stop after this. How’s it looking?

>>2806299
I went to Thailand without an onward ticket. Neither the airline nor immigration asked or cared. I bought my ticket home the day before I left Thailand.

>>2806431
>>>/soc/
Fucking tranny

>>2806435
Did you fly a non ASEAN airline?
I paid a Jew $10 for a "reservation", but never was required to present it.

>>2806363
Except he's mentally incapable of freeing himself from gluttony. His appetites can be read on his face.

>>2806303
You look like a piggish room trasher, that's why.

Which one of you is this?

>>2806460
Go on instagram and see when the young pretties stroll on walking street and how many horrid old faggots try to paw them or talk to them

>>2806431
Keeeeek

>>2806460
It's me, okay, just delete it now please bro.

>>2806431
Holy fuck hahaha
This is the guy in his 30s who refers to himself as a cutie boy who has bitches (Thai whores) on swoonmaxxx while insulting others and now has to live in Seattle after spending his inheritance on Thai whores.
Absolutely delusional.

You're still narcissistic. A vulnerable narcissist trying to potect your fragile ego from the realization of your massive fuck up state.

And a hair transplant to look like some junior high skater boy from 20 years ago with fucked up stupid looking bangs.

>>2806431
young-at-heart.jpg

Anyone in Bangkok now? Apparently there was a shooting at a market, 4 dead.

>>2806645
im at bangkok. any link to the story?

>>2806646
Pretty much any mainstream news site. For example:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9qyvx771neo

>>2805950
>Thais are very kind toward quiet, detached foreigners who are "not like the others".

Can attest to this, but this is also universally common.

>I'd be more wary of the other foreigners than of the Thais. Last thing you need is some psychopath IDF veteran "befriending" you and then mind-fucking you when you are vulnerable.

Also this.

heading to phuket tomorrow
whats the weed situation like, do i need to go pay a doctor for a card or some shit? looks like the stores are still open

>>2806664
yes, you're gonna have to go to the doctor to get a note saying how you're not a homosexual because if you smoke weed, people will assume you are a GAY FAGGOT!

>>2806582
>has to live in Seattle
Yea I was forced to live in a HCOL, gig wage, no state income tax coastal city. I didn’t chose this at all :(
>inheritance
Old news anon. The last of those dollars were blissfully spent on my
Airbnb in March 2022 when I landed in Denver
>fucked up stupid looking bangs
Are you saying they’re unstylish? Idc

>>2806307
>a wayward ticket
are you indian?

What are the best cities or towns in Isaan?

>>2806686
Seattle sucks ass, bro. I was there for nine years. I'm not even a chud or anything close to right wing, it's just an unpleasant overpriced shithole full of terrible people.

te

Any random bullshit to watch out for in Pattaya?

/gif/ has a great thread about white men fucking asian men (ladyboys) >> 29207302 it has me stoked to fly into SEA and pound some buttcheeks and rectum, who the hell is with me anons?

>>2806460
Sweet t-shirt

>>2806664
I don't know Phuket but was in Southern Thailand only a few days ago and most of the stores were open and selling to all
Think everyone is just waiting to see what happens, the government that brought in the new law got overthrown like 3 days later
It's not illegal to smoke or possess weed regardless, the law is only for sellers

>>2806707
Rents $820 all utilities included. I’m making out like a bandit. Gonna milk it and buy a house somewhere else. Nobody is gonna get in my way

>>2806784
The law prescribes a 50,000 baht fine for recreational marijuana possession, but AFAIK there haven't been any reports of police shaking down tourists who have weed unless they smoke in public.

>>2806794
Yea i got zooted in my room and then I’d listen to sopranos soundtrack music on my way to soi 6 and then fuck and then listen to it back in my hotel room 10/10 would recommend

>>2806742
I'm already deployed and apps are blowing up with so many lbs. Please don't let me get hiv.

Pray for me bros.

>>2806794
Yeah don't smoke in public, also some hotels won't tolerate it.
Never heard of this law. You sure that's not the one tabled but not passed?
The law that passed was about selling weed only to people with a medical cert, there's another they want to pass that would make possession illegal again
as far as I know recreational possession is still legal as of last week

>>2806801
I’ll pray for you anon. May your pecker penetrate prosperously

>>2806801
>Please don't let me get hiv.

It'll be very unlikely, officially Thailand only has about 1% of the population that has HIV, but those were the ones that already have it and are registered to take life long medication at govenrment clinics. It is probable that up to 28.3% of the LGBT population (who are the majority of people who have it in Thailand), of which it's the ladyboys who have sex with men who form the highest contributors of that number.

Condoms might help, but you never know the quality of these condoms. But can you also resist? After she/he been sucking nicely on your peepee and licking your balls bareback would you just put one in your aroused-daze for the HIV exchange during anal?

>>2806819
>about 1% of the population that has HIV
>probable that up to 28.3% of the LGBT population (who are the majority of people who have it in Thailand), of which it's the ladyboys who have sex with men who form the highest contributors of that number.
Life is so cruel.

Didn't this shit come from Africa? Are Anglos and their negro obsession like a virus on humanity

>>2806819
Wait are you saying it'll be very unlikely that one could get hiv or that it'll be very unlikely one would avoid it. Your post makes it look like it's likely to get it.

>>2806855

It's unlikely overall, it's really down to Russian roulette. But the demographic in Thailand with the highest HIV rates are ladyboys who have sex with men. These are just the normal ladyboys btw, not talking about the ones who have sex with numerous strangers every night in exchange for cash in tourist hotspots.

>28.3%

Estimated of course, could be more or less no one knows. You want to spin the chamber and take a chance? Condoms might help, but do you have ironclad discipline to put it on after a good suck on your pecker bareback?

>>2806854

If you are really adamant about having ladyboy sex, befriend some in LGBT clubs or Cosplaying events and when you build a relationship with them you can agree to mutually take a STI test and if all is good you can bareback creampie all you like.

>>2806789
How the hell did you manage $820/month in Seattle?

As a first timer who wants to have sex there should I stay at Pattaya or can you get decent looking girls for a fair price in Bangkok?
I don't want to use socials and dating apps at all I suck at them I just want to show up at a bar and pick up a girl with gfe and head to my place to do the business there.

I'm over 40 and have been talking a little bit the past two days with a 19yo ladyboy who just started transitioning and still looks like a boy (albeit a cute fem one) and wants an older bf. Is this a good long term prospect? Anybody gone this route? God I love young fresh ladyboys so much it's unreal.

>>2806877
She's from the country btw, not a Bangkok or Pattaya hooker.

>>2806877
>>2806878
One way to find out. Go to her country bumpkin home and live the dream, anon. I'd be all over this kind of thing.

>>2806878
>>2806882
yeah this is the dream. you hit the jackpot.

>I make one post about going on a date with a ladyboy
>half the posts in this thread are now about banging ladyboys
wtf bros, I didn't knew you were all this gay.

anyways, here's how my tinder date went:
We just met up to eat some dinner for an hour and then afterwards we went to go see the new F1 movie (she suggested it whIch I liked because i wanted to see the movie myself, and how many women are out there that wanna see a movie about F1 racing).
She wasn't ugly, but it was pretty obvious "she" was a man though; wide frame, bigger hands and wrists, taller than 95% of women here, hip to waist ratio being 1, bigger skull,... Also pretty funny that during the movie she was manspreading HARD the whole time even though she was wearing a miniskirt.
yeah it just felt like I went to go see a movie with one of the guys desu, which is fine really because you don't experience any of that nervousness that you might experience when you go out with a cute girl, but you also don't experience any kind of "butterfly feelings" if that's making sense.
After the movie ended, I went to the toilet, and she did too but she went into the women's toilet which I thought was pretty funny. Anyways, when she came out, she gave me this kind of look of seriousness that seemed to convey a message to me of "let's go fuck now", but I didn't feel any attraction really so I just went home.
All in all, seems like dating a ladyboy is like dating a guy in a woman suit, which has it's benefits and downsides. Like, it's easier to talk to them, there's no bullshit phase when chatting on apps, and when it comes down to it, they're ready to fuck without needing any excuse. But, there's no romantic aspect to this relationship.

Yes, I concluded all that from just spending 3.5 hours with a ladyboy.

>>2806905
You still should’ve fucked. In fact, you should’ve let him fuck you since you were clearly the pussy

>>2806905
>during the movie she was manspreading HARD the whole time even though she was wearing a miniskirt.
Fucking LOL

>It's like a man in a woman suit
:)

>>2806907
This desu. You sound like some dork.

>>2805548
Gooks set the trend here bro.

>>2806947
Stop taking advantage of people in poverty. Final warning.

>>2806949
>Final warning.
Or what?

>>2806949
>Sent from my iPhone

>>2806949
Don't worry, they'll get mugged and thrown off a balcony at some point.

>>2806967
I’m nearly 200 kilos so I rather doubt anyone in Thailand is moving me if I don’t want to be moved.

>>2807042
Plenty of guys your size have taken the topple from Thailand's precariously low balconies. You're nothing special.

>>2807049
Please post at least one recent news article to prove your point. And not the one we already know about. A new one please

>>2806460
I don't get it, sHe doesn't even move back until his lips are 5 cm from HEr dick.

>>2806870
Flip: gay man low effort cross dressing to find cocks to suck or drunk/idiot to rob. Flips have no money so cannot afford hormones usually. Cross dressing is a cultural thing and flips have drag queens in their regular tv/commercials.

Thai: gay man going all out including hrt/surgery to be as convincing as they can afford in order to find vast amounts of casual sex, and hopefully get paid for it. Comes in all variety.

Both: mentally ill and high chance of huge brain problems. Never go to their apartment unless you are feeling bold, because you will encounter quite often absolute filthy living conditions. Rarely there is a ladyboy actually living like a woman and taking care of their apartment and everything is clean and nice. Most are just extremely deranged gay weirdos on drugs and doing crime, and their living conditions reflect it.

Source: ex-trannyfucker, got tired of the mental illness bullshit, so now I just fuck women in the ass and cope with no cock to play with.

Also

Flip: bad personal hygiene. Doesn't know/care to wash their ass before trying anal sex. May have stubble because cannot afford laser/waxing. Smell like sweaty ratmonkey men, which they are. Possibly hairy.

Thai: usually excellent personal hygiene. Suspiciously clean rectum, I imagine they must have some secret ladyboy ritual they engage in to purge their system before sex. Smell good usually, use perfumes and lotions. Usually no body hair.

Tl;dr flips either can't afford to or don't care to be as feminine as possible. Thai ladyboy go all out. Very different cultures and Thai style is superior. Flips are just fags.

>>2807065
Flip men are lazy as fuck. Gay or otherwise. The only job that any of them enjoy is driving a truck or motorcycle like an absolute maniac.

So I just recently learned that the heterosexual pullout method to prevent pregnancy is not a meme. There's only a "4% chance of getting a woman pregnant over the course of a year" which is similar to condom effectiveness. However, studies don't say if the 4% is from having sex 3 times a day, or once a month, so it's somewhat unclear... some journalists and researchers need (debilitating) spankings.

Here is the article which links to a PDF download of the paper.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pulling-out-is-as-effective-as-using-condoms/

Using common sense, cum can linger everywhere, I wait 24 hours before raw dogging again, providing enough time for flushing semen out of the urethra.

>>2807081
I also want to mention, I can't believe how many times I bought plan B for women even though I didn't even cum inside them.

The condom and levonorgestrel-pharma Jews are clever, watch out for their tricks.

>>2806949
Sex workers are loaded, my man

>>2807123
Nooooo! They're heckin oppressed and struggle to survive! They're not buying new iphones, designer clothes, other shit, or just bored! Having sex is evil.

>>2807123
Depends on the sex worker. Only the 8-10s are gonna make any decent wedge, especially in low season.

How does she make money selling herself on beach road? who is the target customer?

>>2807171
I'd fuck her in a second but I wouldn't pay to do it.

>>2807175
personally I would not touch that fat piece of shit even if she was the one paying me

>>2807144
lol, if that was the case you wouldnt find ugly chicks working in low season, they would go work in a factory

>>2807176
Fat black women are pretty amazing in bed, no cap.

>>2807065
The flip girls on the apps look good and I've banged a couple of them in the past but a lot of them still seem to use their boy names which is kind of offputting. Like I'll find a ladyboy with nice pics, I'll ask her name, and it's Steve. Like uh ok?

>>2807210
Same.
Qt? Nice.
Name? Eric. Chris. Kyle.
Oh... K. Bro you got some nice tits.

Oh and many have nice pics but then in better lighting you see they have a fucking mustache.
Way too many lighting tricks and face filters.

>>2807217
Yeah that too. Dealing with a mustache can't be that hard, right?

>>2807222
Wax it off or something. Don't be a pussy.
I've seen some that had smooth looking skin but still had the faint color change of 5 o'clock shadow. It will always show unless they do something besides shave as closely as possible.

I have a serious question. I'm 26 and a virgin. I'm going to Thailand mid December and I'm seriously considering losing my virginity to a prostitute. How do I go about doing this? I feel weird approaching them in the streets and I'm scared I will last 2 minutes and lose money for the rest of the session or just get straight up scammed. Yes I am a sad person.

>>2807247
I lost my virginity in Thailand when i was 29, but not to a prostitute. If you're white then getting a date is really way, way easier than in your home country. You're probably an autist so use dating apps (several at once), use your best photos and start a conversation with EVERY girl you match with. Thais are usually ok with sex after the 2nd date, so for first invite her to a cafe and for the 2nd one for dinner. That should be enough to convince her to go to your place. The secret is not to be picky at all, just talk with your every match even if you don't find her attractive, and you should succeed after 2-4 weeks there.

>>2807251
I don't have 2-4 weeks. I have 9 days (10 if you include the day I arrive late afternoon)
>You're probably an autist
Damn how did you know? But yeah, I can try dating apps and see if it works, but I think a prostitute as a plan B would be good too. What kind of dating apps do they have nowadays? Tinder, Bumble and... ?

>>2807256
Plenty of them on Tinder, watch for the keywords "massage" "bartender" "freelance" etc. Another revealing feature is that they have many photos but empty profiles otherwise. Also lots of them have designer/revealing clothes on their photos. If you match with them, they often message first with an emoji. When you respond they will often tell that they need money or offer a massage.

>>2807257
Also, it is really easy to hookup with a bar girl instead of an ordinary prostitute, they are girls employed by the bars to lure in customers. When you see a place with girls sitting alone, they're probably bar girls. Start chatting with one, she will offer you to buy a drink or 2 for her, after she finishes you can start talking about taking her home. If you want to take her before the bar closing time, you will need to pay a fine. Then, depending on a girl and your luck, she may ask you to pay her additionally.

>>2805768
Blame lisa for shilling labubu lmao
If she didn't thais wouldn't give a shit about it

why chiang mai triggers people here?

>>2807275
It isn't Pattaya so local coomers hate it

>>2807275
not as good for pussy creaming like pattaya, worse for a normal holiday like Phuket, whats there to like=?

>>2807190
Yeah 12 hours a day 6 days a week working in a factory for minimum wage. So alluring, when you can sit your fat arse on a bar stool and get one bar fine a week instead,

It's easier work but to say the pay isn't shit only shows you up as a total noob.

>>2807275
chubby, balding, self-loathing coomers can't stand seeing young 20-year olds in the prime of their lives having fun and chiang mai has a lot of those.
I remember there was one guy perpetually seething on here every time anyone mentioned Zoey or Yellow kek. I'm not sure if it's insecurity gaurd or someone else.

>>2807275
people consider it a whole city of the khaosan road crowd, some truth to that, but the city itself is interesting enough

>>2807247
https://incels.is/threads/roundup-of-thailand-trip-girls-advice-conversation-screenshots-etc.28034/

>>2807285
>can't stand seeing young 20-year olds in the prime of their lives having fun
Can confirm. Makes me so frustrated that I started Thailand when I was 20 but life fucked my shit up hard and I never got back to it before I aged out. Going back to America when I turned 21 is one of if not the biggest regret I carry with me.

>another ladyboy five feet tall and has a bigger dick than me
God damn this shit.

will 50 condoms be enough for 60 days in pattaya? (first time going and gonna lose virginity)

>>2807294
Don't forget lube and ask your ladyboy to be gentle

>>2807291
That's perfect, anon. Send her to me if you hate it so much.

>>2807294
You know you can easily buy more if you run out right?

>>2807282
nice strawman faggot

>>2807171
>who is the target customer?
you don't understand just how low black's standards are

>>2807307
thai condoms are too big for him

>>2807315
They sell Durex in Thailand because they're accustomed to getting rekt by bfc.

>>2807348
Fucking still sucks that the only one that fits me is the biggest one and also the most expensive one. I literally just have an average western dick though. And they only sell them in packages of 3 baka

>>2807355
Huh I don't have that problem and I unironically have a pretty big dick. Are you bigger than you think you are or am I smaller than I think I am?

I want to get a versatile ladyboy gf and then I want her and me to DP a woman.

>>2807360
finding the woman that wants two loads of aids will be the tough part

>>2807361
Yeah your mom's not in Thailand

Quick question: do thais mind a beard? Better or worse chance of getting laid? Do they not care? Im white if thats important

>>2807210
I'm telling you, and I've told others, who don't seem to believe me, that they are just gay men presenting as feminine to access a larger pool of cocks to suck.

>>2807400
Thais and east asians hate large beards. They have face blindness towards whites in the same way that we have face blindness towards them, so they will see your hideous clean shaven visage as possibly desirable.

If you wish to retain your beard aesthetics then having a very short neatly trimmed beard seems to have no negative connotation in Thailand or the rest of SEA for that matter, from my experience.

Thai especially are about cleanliness and hygiene and see a long beard as being unkept.

>>2807400
>do thais mind a beard? Better or worse chance of getting laid?
Have you never heard of boymode? Asians prefer you as the most youthful metrosexual twink you can be without actually being gay

>>2807407
Yep. Asians love neonoteny

>>2807404
>that they are just gay men presenting as feminine to access a larger pool of cocks to suck
You're talking about the flips specifically or all ladyboys?

>>2807508
He probably just thinks the Thai ones are prettier and deludes himself into thinking they're not exactly that. They're special.
>muh third gender

If you can get over the language barrier or don't care then the Thais are just better overall.

I was just talking to a ladyboy on TF who's in a refugee center because the "Cambodian cows" are not honoring the agreements and shooting into Thailand

>>2807455
who doesn't desu

>>2806182
Sex is for retards. I'll fuck anything that looks feminine, even if he/she has a penis. I'm attracted to femininity, not female. But most women look feminine and that's how i usually goes.

>>2807580
>Sex is for retards.
Nice, yeah I've also always wanted to mash a potato.

>>2807373
Bodied that freak.

>>2806168
Why are so many browns on this board

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>>2806193
You faggots all need to die

>>2806877
Not my style but Thailand is probably the best place to date a early transitioner. Personally I prefer those in their 30s-40s who have been at it for at least a decade
>>2807699
Take your own advice, cockwatcher.

>>2807508
just say you feel offended by thai people's preferences and travel somewhere else, you big baby

>>2806209
>"NOOOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING EVERYONE PURSUES. I CAN'T HAVE SEX SO YOU CAN'T TOO."
no

>>2807247
Don't do it anon. Not going to lie. Red pill ideology led me over to Thailand once - to Pattaya and Bangkok. What I saw turned my stomach.

I stayed near one of the infamous Sois in Bangkok. All I saw was a bunch of ugly transvestites trying to lure me into their massage parlor.

Pattaya - similar story - lots of transvestites. Also some old grandma on the sidewalk near the beach doing a humping motion on a tree. Disgusting. Some guy pimping out what looked to be a mentally retarded girl on the beach. A dark cloud of evil is/was over Pattaya.

And I went there naively thinking I might meet my next wife. If they do exist, you won't find them in Bangkok or Pattaya.

I find the depths of moral degeneracy on this thread appalling. My advice - find a nice Christian Philippina and marry her. My uncle has been happily married to his for years now.

My opinion, you're asking for a venereal disease or to get scammed/rob by going over there.

>>2808254
Best sex I ever had was with a tiny petite 70 pound ladyboy, probably 14, maybe younger, been taking HRT since before puberty, very feminine, smooth and hairless. Perfect

>>2808289
The gay pedophiles itt are relentless

>>2808329
What is relentless is my insatiable lust for perfect ladyboy pussy. Ladyboys do not age well.