>Pai puppers edition

Come talk about your travels in Thailand or if you're stuck at home with Pandora's box opened, but not enough money to stay in Thailand, live vicariously through the posts from people that do!

Sorry, I have no fucking clue why the pic came out sideways.

>go to Thailand expecting delicious brown
>everyone is pale and just looks like Chinese or Korean
Where are the brown girls? Vietnam? Shoulda just gone to Philippines

>>2805348
Can't even post one of your own Thailand photos, you have to steal a photo. You pathetic desk jockey. Hey, you forgot to post your new countdown. Come on now. Give us the fucking countdown. What is it gonna be? 458 days until you can get gaped by a ladyboy?

>>2805412
lmao your seething never gets old, cuckshed

>>2805347 (OP)
>Pai puppers
^_^ !!!

>>2805412
We collectively buckbroke this guy. You DO know there are other Thai posters. This is very clearly not me (“tardguard”).
>>2805415
Lol right

>>2805412
What makes you think it's stolen?

>>2805412
It's a much bigger photo than your pissy mong plant pic.

>>2805412
That pic is like 9 years old take on my old shitty Galaxy S4; yet it's still better camera quality than your 2025 timestamped filename pic rofl.

I'm gonna bite the bullet and actually buy a stupid boat day trip to Phi Phi and Maya in December.
Do I do it out of Phuket or Ko Lanta?
Do I buy it online or in-person while I'm there?
What are the chances I waste my money and the trip is a dud because of rain/typhoon/tsunami/sea monsters?

>>2805407
There are some brownish girls in Vietnam, but definitely the median color skin is even lighter than in Thailand. For darker phenotypes check Indonesia, Mindanao or Isaan. I guess southern thailand would also be better, but that's just an uninformed guess.

Do any of you guys have backup plans if the war between Cambodia and Thailand becomes too hot to handle?

I needed to pay 120 baht for my waterbill and I needed to go through this convoluted monkey process full of bell chimes and hand gestures at the local bank which sucks.

Thai people are also very performative, they focus more on how things look and are perceived rather than how things actually are. So if you're double-digit IQ and visiting for no more than a week you'll be impressed with Thailand, but if you stay longer you'll find out how screwed Thailand really is in the long term.

>>2805407
>everyone is pale and just looks like Chinese or Korean

Get out of Bangkok

>>2805487
I don't think we're going to see Cambodian tanks rolling down Soi Cowboy anytime soon, lol

>>2805487
It will probably end up like the India-China skormishes, or in the bad scenario like India-Pakistan escalation. The Thai government's interest in the war is to distract the population from internal issues, not conquering another country. We will not see the Ukrainian scenario here.

>SAWATDEE KAAA MASSAGE KAAA

WE'RE GOING TO WAR BOYS

>>2805542
Pray for all the qts

>>2805539
Never stop posting this.

>>2805407
The skin whitening trend is a fucking travesty.

>>2805487
Don't worry, it won't. China are the daddy and they don't want complete disruption, they'll lose too much money. They just want a little distraction is all.

>>2805539
Why is a farang trannie working massage?

>>2805407
It's browner outside of the major cities. If you're a based goblin girl enjoyer, then Thailand is better outside of Bangkok, Vietnam is better outside of Hanoi and Saigon, etc. I love the little brown Thai goblins, especially when they're just a little bit ugly, like not too ugly but just ugly enough to look wild. Makes my dick crazy.

>>2805551
Agreed, the pretty ones know that they're pretty and they don't need to do too much to get what they want. The more mid ones usually put more effort.

>>2805552
>mfw when I didn't get to Thailand til 2016 and missed the time when all the stunners were still brown, barely had any tattoos and gave GFE as default for pennies, before social media came along and made them all aware of their sexual market value.

I hope Zuckerberg burns in hell.

Will Thailand consider forming an expat Legion? With so many former SAS,CIA, Delta Force expats living in Pattaya, Cambos wouldn't stand a chance.

>>2805555
Would be great if Cambodia formed one too, all full of barang sex offenders. What a clash that'd be: alcoholic Soi Buakhao barstool gargoyles (basically Norf FC) vs the kiddie fiddlers.

>>2805555
>>2805556

Sounds awesome

what do you guys think the % of this conflict escalating further?

i just checked and my travel insurance doesn't cover war lol

>>2805559
if you can't even find the impetus to read the fucking thread which already answers your question, you should probably refrain from travelling anywhere.

I'm going to spell it out clearly, just for any one else who hasn't been to Thailand before.

Unless you want to border hop into Cambodia, or visit one specific group of Thai islands that are close to the country (Ko Chang archipelago), none of the places you will almost certainly travel to as a tourist are likely to be affected, even if this thing was to escalate into a full scale war (which it almost certainly won't anyhow). The skirmishes, currently, are along the northern Cambodia border adjacent to the southern part of the Isaan region in Thailand -- where there is no tourist shit to see, only expats living with their wives.

Cambodia is poor as fuck compared to Thailand, it's barely above the breadline unless you count assets owned by the Chinese in the major cities, and highly likely does not possess the military strength to allow for an incursion deep enough into Thailand to impact tourism, for the vast majority. The only tourism hotspot close to Cambodia is Ko Chang and its neighbouring islands, which, at its closest point (the island of Ko Kood) is over 20 miles from the Cambodian shoreline, with the most popular island (Ko Chang itself) being over 38 miles at its nearest point.

Bangkok is 150 miles from Cambo, by highway, the closest Thai city (Pattaya is 165 km by road) and there is no fucking chance the Khmers are getting anywhere remotely close to it. The Royal Cambodian Air Force only possesses transport aircraft and have no means to strike anyone from above, over distances that artillery cannot reach, and their arty systems only have a max range of 25 miles -- a moot point given the Royal Thai Air Force would make short work of them with their Gripen fighter-bombers, before they had a chance to fuck with anyone anyway.

It's a nothing burger, plus the Chinese, being friendly with both countries and heavily tied into business, would likely step in to calm their tits even if it did boil over into something more heated.

>>2805578
That said I'd probably avoid booking a hotel in Ko Chang for now, just to be on the safe side. Plenty of other destinations to choose from.

>>2805578
>Cambodia is poor as fuck compared to Thailand, it's barely above the breadline unless you count assets owned by the Chinese in the major cities, and highly likely does not possess the military strength to allow for an incursion deep enough into Thailand to impact tourism,

You are thinking in old century terms. A it takes are two-three Cambo drones exploding at Bangkok International Airport to crush tourism and hit Thai economy

>>2805578
>(Pattaya is 165 miles

Correction.

If you're the extremely careful type, you might want to avoid Ko Chang for the time being, but it's probably only worth avoiding if full scale war were to break out.

>>2805583
What's the point when they will suffer greater loss in return?

Not to mention the internation shit storm for attacking a civilian airport of a country that has barely encroached on their own territory.

>>2805555
With all the fighter pilots and F1 engineers, they could even form a special air force too!

>>2805583
Congratulations you now make ladyboys want to massacre khmer

Are more or less tourists in thailand while the football wc is going on?

>>2805625
Nothing more dangerous than an ice-fuelled katoey with a 6-inch stiletto in his hand. The Chinese will probably drop plane loads of their herbivore males for deflowering, to defuse the situation.

>>2805553
>before social media came along and made them all aware of their sexual market value.
That's exactly what happened, and it really is a travesty.

>>2805630
And the vloggers making a career out of PARADISE FOR SINGLE MEN slop drawing a lot more attention to it compared to Tijuana and other cultural study destinations.

The other aspect is Kpop making white farang a lot cooler than they used to be. I can't even blame the girls. Why go for a cheap Australian pensioner when you can go for a Korean 20-something splashing cash, and an oopsie baby with an Asian man is far less embarrassing.

>>2805553
>I hope Zuckerberg burns in hell.
If it wasn't Zuck the Cuck, it would've been whoever owned Friendster. That was the #1 social media platform in SEA before Fagbook came along.

>>2805633
Your whole worldview is embarrassing.

>>2805648
Not that anon but it is true. Go to any SEA country and adverts with white males are super rare. Meanwhile, the most pale looking BTS models are EVERYWHERE on ads. Women don’t think for themselves. They adjust their preferences based on what other females like. This is why white men lust for nigger cock despite them being worthless, abusive savages. Women always follow trends and the herd. It is how their brain is wired.

>>2805649
>white men lust for nigger cock
W-we do? I didn't get that memo.

>>2805649
You should seriously consider traveling more. Stop being a tourist zoom zooming along from one locale to the next so you can earn internet points. Cumming will only complete you, when you're in love and make a child. That's why you keep wasting time doing it over and over again. You would have learned this by now, if you weren't a tourist.

>>2805651
That was a typo. Supposed to be white WOmen
You know, the whole reason your incel cuck white dork-ass migrated to SEA to begin with

>>2805652
You don’t know me and you are projecting really hard.

I’m divorced and have 3 white children. I enjoy my hedonistic cooming trips and return back home to Midwest USA to my church and running my business.

I am not an incel like you. I am just recreating the life I missed out by marrying puny and trying to live a Christian life. It didn’t work out. My wife cheated with the pastor. I divorced her and kept everything because I had proof. I don’t know or care where she is now.
No I coom in Sea teens younger than my oldest

>>2805648
It's simply the truth for why white men aren't as desired for p4p and dating as they used to be.

Acting like nogs and hitting and quitting, especially with civilian girls, for decades has consequences. A half-Korean or half-Japanese kid of a single mom doesn't have "Son of Whore" written on his face like a half-white one does.

>>2805654
Fiction writing will not bring you peace either my child. You'll continue to do it to distract yourself from the truth, but the truth will still remain. If you can't go out into the jungle with no material objects and find peace, you'll never ascertain it.

>>2805658
>anyone who proves my stereotyping wrong is lying

I fucking hate this website at times.

Should I cancel my travel plans for November because of the war?

>>2805668
Yes, stay away, Bangkok is about to be nuked after Best Korea sold Cambodia a nuke in exchange for 1000 Khmer bar girls.

>>2805668
Stay away from the border provinces, that's all.
I liked Aranyaprathet, but I bet it's awfully quiet and tense these days. 350 baht per night for a nice room there.

>>2805583
Tourism is just as important to Cambodia's economy as it is to Thailand's. Both countries will feel the pinch.
>>2805511
The disputed land area is tiny, but hostilities have been breaking out at numerous points along the border.

>>2805652

You are goalpost shifting. Anon was talking about the monger scene in SEA and how it changed for whites, and you just changed the topic to what deeper intimacy is (and not wrong but still dishonest communication without framing a new conversation).

>>2805652
This is a 30yo western grannie trying to shame you into not escaping the western roastie plantation. Don't fall for it.

>>2805687
10% of GDP for both countries. but Cambodia relies 50% of its GDP on scamming neighbouring countries and Casinos(+ all the depravity that are allowed in a lawless zone.
Thailand only has to bomb a few casinos to disrupt the current Oligarchy. Even if the tourism was to die it would have the same impact as germany after the stop of the Russian gas flow

>>2805668
You should cancel your plans just for being a faggot.

Thai people are such fucking consumerist Labubu/Matcha instagram normies. Thailand in 2025 is the worst place for anyone wanting to escape the West, because Thailand and Thai people are trying to and even aspiring to become, the Western fast-food, AI, Goyslop thinking its a ticket to a better life.

Sure, get your pecker played with. But don't be fooled into thinking any of it is heart-felt or legitimate. Don't come to Thailand if you're looking for deep emotional connections, everything here is either transactional or predatory. The middle to upper-middle class Thai's have a very warped view of Thainess thinking they're somehow above you for the fact they are Thai and that they are entited to certain treatments and deferences for having more money than their poorest. The well-educated ones try to climb out of Thailand at any chance, the ones who stay behind bumble around as nepo-babies to ther family business wanting nothing to do with foreigners.

>but, but, my partner and wife Ploy is different! We are soul mates!

Nahh, you need to take a good hard look at the foreigners who get involved with and marry Thai woman. They have a big chip on their shoulder from their origin country and/or they have some kind of hiccup in their life where they have undiagnosed mental illnesses and being in Thailand is either to escape the consequences of it or to mask it.

>>2805768
Vietnam is just as bad. The demonic combination of smartphones and social media is the WOMD of cultural genocide.

>>2805768
>>but, but, my partner and wife Ploy is different! We are soul mates!

Everyone should fall in love with a Ploy and get their heard broken and wallet drained. It builds character. Probably a very bitter one, but character none the less!

>>2805775
>heart

>>2805775
>Ploy
For me, it's Poopy

Sounds like some of you guys are seething because you specifically come here to get an easy girl with no prospects so ofcourse they'll be happy to be with you. But as the country becomes more developed, they have more opportunities and thus settling with a balding fat farang is less enticing.
If you're like this, you're pretty pathetic man.
Of course I also come here because I don't like the atmosphere in the west, but I still have my self respect so I work on myself and I choose to be with a partner that wants to be with me because of who I am, not because of my status or because they see an opportunity in me. And yes, they do exist. Actually most of the girls I've met here have been like this, often times on the first date, it seems like they explicitly want to pay for the bill themselves or split it, because they absolutely hate the stereotype about the SEA girl goldligger and the farang boyfriend.
but maybe I'm meeting different social classes than you people, since I'm only 22 and actually good looking.
Does a woman with a degree scare you?
Btw, I'm in Chiang mai right now, I know that activates the almonds of some of you ;)

>>2805783
>you're pretty pathetic man.
Oh no, timmy thinks we're pathetic, how will we ever live with ourselves.

>>2805783
>But as the country becomes more developed
This is the problem right here. Fuck development.

>>2805784
I didn't mean it as an insult but more as an invitation to do some introspection

>>2805787
>you're pathetic
>i-it wasn't an insult bro
Not him but don't be a coward anon.

>>2805668
No. The border provinces are dangerous, so don't go there. Everything else is fine. Cambodia's weaponry is pretty trash, it's not gonna reach Bangkok or other major cities. The Air Force is gonna bomb the shit out of them.

>>2805791
I unironically hope this gets bigger than we're thinking and fucks Thailand's tourism industry and scares normies away.

>>2805792
Oh, don't you worry, it's getting bigger, bro. The Hun family, the fucking cunts wants these temples, but not really. They want the areas so they can create a new map to take over Koh Kood, because it's rich in natural resources.

I am the autist from the last thread who's in Chiang Mai and wants to go do the whole hippie magic mushroom thing in Pai. Since last time, I kind of made up my mind and think I want to go through with it, even if it's risky. My life is kind of a mess and I want to push it in any kind of direction I can, even if it's by forcing my mind to examine itself in some bizarre thought loop induced by fungi. Plus I think the environment might be good for me. I don't know, the consequences of a bad trip don't scare me as much now. I "feel" like I need to do it, like I *should* do it. Scary though that it's my first time. It'll be so weird to encounter weird hippie types in that supposed resort area that caters to them now. But yeah, if the anons who responded to me in the last thread are here, I just feel like I need to do it. Just like I need to try harder at making social interactions happen.
>>2805783
>chiang mai
Want to hang out anon?

>>2805783

>I choose to be with a partner that wants to be with me because of who I am, not because of my status or because they see an opportunity in me

Stop talking out of your fantasies. ALL woman only date and marry for status or if they see an opportunity in a potential mate and YES this "status" includes your nationality or wealth. This unicorn you describe does not exist anywhere unless it's strictly enforced in some totalitarian theocratic society where the woman is coerced to marry through arrangement.

>maybe I'm meeting different social classes than you people, since I'm only 22 and actually good looking.
>you people

You're not special dork, you're just another farang fuccboi. Being young indicates you're still naive (as you have demonstrated with your fantastical fiction you just wrote) and thus not experienced to deal with the realities of Thailand, their passive aggresiveness, their lack of direct communication, their tolerance for bullshit and your bullshit especially.

>good looking

Sure you are hansum man. But i'll give the benefit of the doubt here, if you actually are good looking you're still not going to be considered for serious long-term relationship, maybe just like an accessory that Mint or Golf can tote around her friends for her own status.

>>2805795
>Want to hang out anon?
>hanging out with someone from 4chan
Yeah nah cunt.

>>2805795
>whole hippie magic mushroom thing in Pai.
>My life is kind of a mess
>I think the environment might be good for me
>Scary though that it's my first time.
>It'll be so weird to encounter weird hippie types in that supposed resort area

Don't be fucking stupid. Don't do (mind-altering) drugs in a foreign country where you don't speak the local language, don't know anyone that matters, don't understand the laws and having no recourse when someone decides to scam you.

Are you actually fucking retarded?

>>2805808
Not him, but are you actually a fucking pussy?

>>2805808

>Are you actually fucking retarded?

Oh and to add to that, you are going ALONE when you know you have anxiety and problems making social interactions happen. Thailand is NOT the place for introspective, analytical introverted people who seek answers and logical reasoning.

Thai people treat foreigners who don't act like saintly house guests (with lots of cash!) like trash. And like any third word monkey society it's all based on vibes, intuition and extroversion. You need all these attributes PLUS a network of people who matter and pullstrings in order to thrive in Thailand.

It's a third world monkey shithole larping as Ibiza combined with Dubai and Okinawa for the average tourist. Don't do stupid shit anon, I am actually being truthful here.

>>2805809
see
>>2805810

Oh I'm a pussy? Hey! This guy just wants to do mind-altering drugs (for the first time) in South East Asia, why not? Why stop there? Why not bum-fuck random drug addicted tranvestites without condoms in some back alley then next day jump off a cliff into the ocean like how I see on my Instagram reels, while (get this), high on mind-altering drugs!

That'll make me macho!

>>2805810
>Thai people treat foreigners who don't act like saintly house guests (with lots of cash!) like trash. And like any third word monkey society it's all based on vibes, intuition and extroversion. You need all these attributes PLUS a network of people who matter and pullstrings in order to thrive in Thailand.
What an absolute load of shit.
Anon pay no attention to this retard. There's no reason to assume you'll piss people off just because he did.

>>2805813
>There's no reason to assume you'll piss people off just because he did.

You lack reading comprehension Macho Man, you didn't see from that guys post he states he has problems making social interactions, never did drugs before, never been to Thailand before. He wants to do a veteran activity for well connected and well-socialized foreigners are a fresh tourist, fresh off the plane.

You know very well Thai peoples behaviors and attitudes towards foreigners who show even the slightest hint of inebriation from something easy like Alcohol.

>But Macho Cool Guys are cool and risk-takers and have things under control all time everytime

That guy wasn't talking about a few Changs or a joint, he's talking about mind-altering substances that may or may not result in a bad trip. Having a bad trip in the confines of your safe home in familiar surroundings and people is bad enough, but hes doing it in a places hes never been, with people who don't look like him, who don't speak the same language, etc etc. You're a smart guy, right? You're not a dummy like that guy, no? You can figure it out.

Get a grip, Macho Man.

>>2805795
>Want to hang out anon?
Uhm idk I'll think about it
What area are you staying in?
>>2805805
This is not me btw

Jeez, someone's a little grumpy.

>>2805811
>>2805814
Meds.

>>2805795
Whatever happens, make sure you update us. Good luck, anon.

>>2805783
>since I’m only 22
You’re literally just young lmao. Shut the fuck up. When I was young I did things like fuck 3 girls in a 24 hour period and have girls loitering at our house to be selected to sleep with me at the end of the night. I didn’t “do” anything I was just young and attractive. Enjoy and stfu
>>2805787
The introspection is: I’m not young
>>2805810
Yea if you don’t act like a loud shouting dumb farang faggot it irks Thais. Since Thai society is all about appearances and plastic motions pertaining to visible “roll.”

As a farang you’re supposed to be a loud happy faggot who gets drunk so you can be fleeced. If you show that you have discernment, vigilance, and quiet cleverness they screw their face up contemptuously as though you got on stage and decided to play a different role.
>>2805837
I say good luck as well. The idea of trying to break the ice on shrooms in Thailand is diabolical

>>2805814
>Macho Man
Nobody's ever called me this before. Feels pretty good ngl.

>>2805815
I'm in the san sai district, like half an hour from the actual city. Don't feel pressured to oblige anon, I know it's a long shot even in the best of circumstances
>>2805837
>>2805866
I'm staying at my current spot for almost another month before I head there, and I probably will take like a week just to settle in and get comfortable before I take the plunge. I know the anon above was upset about my recklessness, but I was thinking I'll sneak away one of their milkshakes to wherever my residence is and consume it there, and have a bit of valium on hand like the anon from the last thread said if I need to pull the kill switch. Or maybe with a friend or even a girl if I meet/make any there. Sure it's retarded to do this sort of thing, but it's also retarded to get punched in the head repeatedly and people do that here all the time. Plus I've increasingly adopted a bit of the Thai fatalist mindset even before coming here because my life was headed nowhere fast. Maybe some insight could be gleaned from the trip within a trip and I could figure out a path forward, or how to solve my percieved character and personality flaws within the interpersonal context. Last thread anon said even if it's a bad trip, those can teach you the most, and I feel like risking it because risky behavior is the only thing that's ever lead to meaningful change in my life.

>>2805870
>Plus I've increasingly adopted a bit of the Thai fatalist mindset even before coming here because my life was headed nowhere fast. Maybe some insight could be gleaned from the trip within a trip and I could figure out a path forward, or how to solve my percieved character and personality flaws within the interpersonal context. Last thread anon said even if it's a bad trip, those can teach you the most, and I feel like risking it because risky behavior is the only thing that's ever lead to meaningful change in my life.

Sounds good anon