Thread 2808956

Going to be staying in a mix of hostels and hotels. For hostels, where do you fuck them? do you get a private room or something the next night if you know your going to pull? fuck in the showers? (cant bring them back to a shared dorm). Whats the Hinge/Bumble scene like out there (tinder is full of locals/ladyboys/hookers)?

Not interested in local women. Want to fuck european chicks, australians, americans, canadians, etc..

Stats: 30y/o, 6ft1, slim but fit, well groomed. been told that I'm handsome. but by no means am I a model, actually have somewhat low self-esteem.

>>2808956 (OP)
Easy if u ain't a simp. Fucked 5 last time (Spaniard, 2 American, Canadian and Persian)

>>2808958
where did you meet them? where did you pull (their place, yours, hostel)? how much alcohol was involved? were they all one night stands? how much work did you have to put in?

>>2808956 (OP)
You better creampie them and come back to tell us about it

>>2808956 (OP)
You're supposed to fuck on the bed. Quietly if you're trying to hide it from other people, loudly if you're an absolute Chad.

Basic courtesy would be to do it quietly, but since humanity is doomed anyway, the least you can do is not do it on an uninvolved party's bed, and not jizz on other people's belongings.

>>2808956 (OP)
First of all, you can definitely have sex with a woman in the dorms. It happens all the time, but I’m the same age as you and I think it makes a lot of sense for us to rent a private room, which is available in most hostels and you go about your business there. The best advice I can give you is to just lurk around the hostel bar late at night. Read the room see who’s staying see who’s drunk and heading out to a club or something like that and just base your decision on that. And don’t chase there’s plenty of hot girls around, but there’s also plenty of competition so it’s just a waste of time to try and get some girl who’s not into you.

>>2808956 (OP)
>(cant bring them back to a shared dorm).
thats where you are wrong kiddo
>t. Sex haver

>>2808960
Don't meet b4 11, be they're last option

Sum al key hall but not 2 much

Hotel/private room in hostel. Fucked the Spaniard on a ship deck (hot af)

Be direct-ish with ur intentions, touch to probe

>>2808956 (OP)
You can do it in a shared room, but it won't be convenient for you, for her or for anyone in the room. Just book a private room, or book a hotel for hours - there's many such places in SEA.

>>2808956 (OP)
Once in Thailand 2 young girls wanted to fuck me and my friend in a hostel. They didn’t know us. Maybe they liked how we looked but most likely they were willing to fuck almost any man. In the morning they arrived one of them bended over in her short skirt in front of my friend. Then they were gone all day and only returned late at night, very drunk. They found us on the roof and immediately proceeded with a well orchestrated but superficial western conversation. It was “where are you from?” followed by “what tourist attractions did you see?”
The first question produced some desired results being that they were French and so was my friend. However we switched back to English after I performed a ridiculous joke in my rather mediocre French (about licking ass). They laughed but probably they cared more about the inappropriate than about the ridiculous and hence the joke failed in relaxing the strict boundaries of that conversation. The next question followed and we had to admit that we did not see any tourist attractions even though we stayed in that city for 3 weeks. This caused confusion on their side. They asked how long had we been traveling (since clearly we wasted our time in that city) and received some weird answers denominated in years instead of days.
Still they didn’t give up and neither did us because we liked the idea of fucking girls in general. Those particular girls however had little interest in actual traveling and yet they insisted that the mascarade must be about traveling. Unfortunately this prevented us from having any desire to fuck them and even more unfortunately I could not force myself to have such desire.
The girls realized that something was wrong and to stop embarrassing themselves they descending from the roof. It was sad because we could have had a great fuck if they weren’t drunk.

>>2809016
Answering your original question, it can be very difficult to fuck them but not for the reason that you expected.

However if you are like them yourself, you will like the young western girls abroad and perhaps they will like you too.

>>2808956 (OP)
Another shitty sex tourism thread.

>>2808956 (OP)
>lugs acoustic guitar across the 3rd world while backpacking

>>2808956 (OP)
I have the same question, but expanding it to the rest of the world, including Europe.
I'm not delusional enough to think I'll pull some random slut at a nightclub or whatever, but if I meet someone at a hostel who's also solo traveling, how easy is it to ask them out?

>>2808956 (OP)
>not interested in local women

GO FUCK YOURSELF STAY HOME FAGGOT

>>2809016
You’re a fucking dickless faggot.

I would’ve done terrible things to those girls. That’s what they wanted, not some dickless stargazing faggot.

This is who’s in Asia right now while I’m FUCKING ROTTING in America.

These are the wasted opportunities I get to hear about by these cricket dick stargazing fucking pussies

>>2808956 (OP)
What's the matter champ, can't get pussy in your own country?

Why was this removed from the sticky anyway?

you should only stay in 4 Seasons or Ritz Carltons' and and also book in hostels just for the socialization and bring them back to your place

I tried so fucking hard at home and abroad and yet still couldn’t fuck non locals abroad. Are you all Chads or are we leaving in a sim? I can’t fucking take it anymore I’m sick of it I gave it all and yet I never got a single chance

>>2809463
Please walk us through your process. What exactly are you doing?

>>2809523
I usually have a beer in the common room and strike up a convo with any girl or group of girls that seem open and approachable. Most of them chat but decline to go out for a drink or walk around the old town
There was this one aussie chick that agreed to go out for a drink and she proceeded go slam beers and get pissdrunk and her sloppyness and accent started to annoy me but I thought maybe I would at least score. We eventually stumbled back to the hostel and kissed a bit on the walk back and I even touched her boob a bit but when we got to the hostel she just passed the fuck out in her bunk

>>2809636
You're staying in normie hostels. Having sex in the dormitory will actually get you thrown out of a respectable hostel. You gotta go to the trashy party places where people walk in at 4 AM turning on the lights and talking loudly until someone yells for them to shut up.

>Enter board for the first time expecting travel tips and travel destination talk
>More than half of it is anglospherecels talking about sex and how much they want to get laid
Your race is a bunch indians with lighter skin and you cannot change my mind.

>>2809463
>still couldn’t fuck non locals abroad
>wailing like a fucking BITCH because he couldn’t fuck some stinky European cunts

Shut the FUCK up anon

>>2809717
>Your race is a bunch indians

>>2809636
>There was this one aussie chick that agreed to go out for a drink and she proceeded go slam beers and get pissdrunk and her sloppyness and accent started to annoy me
Australians are unfathomably based once again

>>2809463
im indian and the only time i kissed or sexxed with women is abroad
>>2809636
use dating apps timmy

how likely is some nigger to steal your stuff in a hostel?

Fuck everyone in this thread advocating for having sex in a shared space. I have gotten you niggers kicked out by covertly recording the act on my phone then complaining to the front desk with said evidence. I once confronted some smartasses fucking on the bunk above me and was so angry I was ready to throw hands for the first time in my life. Had to yell at the cunt to stop shagging twice

>>2809403
Kek, got his ass.

>>2809772
Holy cringe

>>2809463
Unironically so easy to get laid in places like Bangkok with western women.
It does something to their heads.
I'm just average as fuck and slightly tubby had no problems at all.
Literally put in no effort some nights too

>>2809771
50 50. easy pickings for anyone including white people who want an extra 20 or 30 dollars for drinking or drugs or whatever.

>>2809403
I actually wrote the first reply
Been here for too goddman long

>>2809975
I trust you have travelled greatly in the past
fourteen
years
right, anon?

>>2809772
LOL bitter cricket dick fucking LOSER

The rules of life are if a man is getting his pecker played with little incel faggots are required to scatter somewhere else and let the big cock alpha enjoy his pussy.

I remember I was at this party and me and this little faggot were in a hot tub with this bitch and she was rubbing her butt on my boner like a dog in heat so the little faggot climbed reluctantly out of the hot tub and i bent her over, pulled her bikini bottom down and fucked her. Anytime someone came outside they just got a full glimpse of me pumping away at this slut bent over the hot tub.

I felt like the king of the jungle.

>>2810894
>things that definitely happened

>>2810908
Oh it did you fucking loser bitch HAHAHA. I fucked multiple girls at parties, fucked a girl in my car outside a party. I was a dick dragger. You’re a seething bitter bitch.

You YELPED like a little faggot dog to the hotel staff to stop big cock Bobby from enjoying his fuckmeat LOL. You little chimp faggot

>>2809295
Stay mad yellow fever nerd. Some people want to have sex with actual humans

>>2810918
>calling others chimps while engaging in literal chimpanzee behavior
kek

>>2810943
I mean it isn't chimp behavior because it obviously never even happened

>>2808967
>>2808969
>>2808973
No idea how you guys can get in the mood when there's so many people around. Trying to fuck while you have drunks walking in and out all hours of the night, someone snoring in the background, and a smelly Indian incel in the corner discreetly jerking off to the act seems like it'd be a horror show to me.

>>2809086
>>2809717
>I'm going to ignore the hundreds of other legit travel threads and deliberately enter one I hate.
I hate you faggots so fucking much

>>2810810
I did actually. Mostly western/northern Europe.