Thread 2811697

>in hotel
>no bidet

>>2811697 (OP)
thanks, we needed another 20 japan threads

good, I don't want to be anally raped by a jetstream

There were bidets in almost every hotel I stayed at when I was in Italy, but I never used one because I didn't like the thought of touching my ass with my bare hand. The whole process seemed like a messy affair.

>>2811698
>thanks, we needed another 20 japan threads
Most of Asia has those now. Even the poorer parts of SEA have the hose you can use to hose your ass, which is mildly weird but better than nothing. Americans are disgusting.

>>2811699
That is an apt description. I tried one of these toilets for the first time when I was in Japan. It was the closest thing to rape I've ever experienced. I actually have emotional scars from this.

>>2811730
I've been to Japan three times. I tried once each time. I just can't understand it. You either end up with a gentle trickle that just results in wet shit smeared on your ass, on you need to crank up the pressure and it still doesn't leave me feeling properly clean - and I still have to wipe it dry anyway - and it makes me feel like I'm being violated.
There are a lot of weird fucking perverts out there.

>>2811717
Bidets are fine but I'll pass on the enema hose.

>>2811697 (OP)
I just went to Argentina and the hotels there are big on bidets for some reason. I don't get the love for them.

* weak spray
* poorly directed spray
* shitty water gets all over the bathroom
* spray doesn't clean you off worth a damn
* impossible to turn it on and off without getting sprayed in the face

I prefer a simple everyday hand-shower (picrelated), which none of the hotels had, but fortunately I brought my own (because I kinda expected that to happen) and hooked it up (either replacing the showerhead like normal, or hooking it up to a faucet with a MacGyvered adapter I put together from hardware store stuff).

Benefits of the hand-shower:

* spray can be as strong as the water pressure allows
* spray can be specifically directed straight at your asshole
* with a strong enough spray, you can even clean yourself out internally
* leaves you squeaky clean
* you're inside the shower when using it, so water goes down the drain instead of all over the floor and running down your legs

It's more sanitary and just plain better all around. Oh yeah, and it's also CHEAPER ($25 to $40 for a hose and showerhead) and DOESN'T TAKE UP FLOORSPACE (just replaces the showerhead in the shower).

>>2811697 (OP)
dear americans,

bidets are not a replacement for toilet paper
you are supposed to wipe with tp first just like you do at home
the bidet is an additional step to feel extra clean
it is not a replacement for tp
you do not need to put your hand in there or do any other weird shit

you just wipe with tp same as you always do
then use the bidet to spray some water in there to make sure there is no crusty feeling
then you dry your ass with more tp or use a bidet towel (depending if there is one available or not)

this has been a public service announcement

>>2811758
It feels uncomfortable squatting over a bidet.

>>2811762
you are not forced to use it
it's voluntary
prob takes some getting used to, if you come from a non-bidet country. it's a matter of practice.

>>2811758
>go to japan
>take a shit
>go to stand up to wipe
>toilet auto flushes
>have to flush a second time to get rid of the toilet paper
They clearly don't expect you to wipe at all

>>2811772
japanese are really shy about their poop.
they have the flushing sound buttons to cover up the noise of the shiddin and pissin.

wouldn't be surprised if they flushed twice as a matter of principle. to avoid seeing their own poop.

if the water pressure is on max, you could probably get away without using tp, but i would not recommend it. the general approach is to use both.

>>2811775
Well, thanks for the tip then

>>2811776
yw

>>2811717
I'm in Philippines and checked into a condo without a butt hose. I was pissed and now have to sit there smearing shit around my ass with cheap paper. Now I always look for it in listing photos.
>Americans are disgusting
Agreed.

>>2811775
What's with all the japanese scat porn then?

>>2811781
'tis a country of strange contradictions.
the mystery of the orient.

>>2811711
i like the ones you buy on amazon (not sure how common they are internationally) that powerwash your asshole
>>2811699
>>2811735
with proper pressure (like the one in the OP), you feel so clean afterwards though
>>2811758
>bidets are not a replacement for toilet paper
the ones in the OP are. you powerwash your asshole and then you just need to wipe to dry. 99% of the time i wipe there is nothing on the paper after i wipe
>>2811772
99% of the time i've clogged a toilet it was because i used too much TP. so maybe it's so if the toilet does get clogged, it's just tp (with a little shit on them) instead of 90% shit

>>2811717
I'm about to get a toilet valve splitter and a bidet nozzle kit for my bathroom in muttland.
>>2811697 (OP)
Istanbul was the only city I visited last season which had this style of bidet. It was like a drinking fountain for your ass. If the pressure was as high as some anons like to pretend, it would overshoot the toilet bowl.

>>2811737
>he doesn't have a knob to adjust the pressure
>>2811747
I just let the water run down my back as I wash out my ass with my hand.
Then I rub the ass oil on my hair and vice versa, like a duck.
No soap.

>>2811758
You're supposed to swish with your hand to save the trees and the glimate
Russians use one square at a time, which is doable when the T.P. is of excellent quality.

>>2811780
Did someone steal it?
Shit gets stolen from hotel rooms all the time in PH
Filthypeens is the only country in the world where the hotel staff tried to get me in trouble for a furnishing which was falling apart when I arrived

>>2811880
>If the pressure was as high as some anons like to pretend, it would overshoot the toilet bowl.
the ones you can get on amazon do overshoot the toilet bowl if you aren't sitting. it shoots right into my asshole

>>2811758
Every country ive been to that harps on about bidets never has toilet paper
Also the public toilets are basically a pool, people spray their ass water everywhere and then preach about how superior they are.
If I wipe shit on your arm, you ARE going to use physical mechanical force to clean it, not just spray a fucking hose on there

>>2811883
Russians are subhuman animals.
I don't know why you thought posting that you wipe your ass with your hands was a good look for you.

>>2811735
As a child, poop can be cleaned off with a washlet, but as we age, the wrinkles on the anus deepen and poop dregs remain in the creases.
This is especially true for Caucasians, whose skin ages quickly. If you get poop on the paper, spraying it again will clean it off for most people.

Washlet also helps to stimulate bowel movements as well as to clean the anus. The "move" button is for that function.

>>2811895
If you buy a Chinese or Korean product just because it is cheap, you will regret its quality and durability. Even if it is expensive, it is safer to buy a product made by a Japanese manufacturer such as TOTO, Lixil, or Panasonic.

>>2811775
>wouldn't be surprised if they flushed twice as a matter of principle. to avoid seeing their own poop.
It's called a "courtesy flush" and it's so you don't leave a log sitting in there for five minutes stinking up the whole bathroom while you wipe off the mess.

>>2811937
Irony goes right over your head, anon.
>>2811936
You're supposed to bring your own paper. Buy one of those little 5 baht tissue packets you see ancient grandmas selling on the sidewalk.
>>2812058
If I don't wash my ass after shitting, it starts itching later on.

>>2812564
Washlet has a deodorant function.

>>2811747
They are very common here indeed. At one point the building regulations even said every house must have a bidet. I believe they relaxed that law but you can find one in most households yeah.

>>2811936
I think people are talking about different types of bidets ITT. Public restrooms don't have them here, because it would be gross to share a bidet with strangers. And yes we use them with toilet paper, before and after.

There's three types of bidet, the classic type (pic rel, what we use here), the modern European or Asian type (a device that is attached to the toilet) and the Japanese type (where the toilet already has the bidet incorporated). Then you have SEA which uses a hose or the Philippines which uses the tabo.

>>2812881
can you please tell me how to use that thing on the left. i honestly have no idea...

>>2811717
>wash asshole with parasite laden untreated SEA water
Yeah, I’ll pass

>>2813132
1. You wipe thoroughly with TP, same procedure as you always do.

2. Turn on the water on the bidet at minimum pressure (there is usually a special knob to regulate water pressure).

3. Once the water is nice and warm you sit with your ass hovering above the litle dish with holes (it's like a little water fountain).

4. Turn on the water pressure to the max and let the water spray do its thing.

5. Turn down the pressure and turn the water off.
Wipe with TP again to make sure you are 100% clean. Then dry your ass with the bidet towel (if available) or if not available just use more TP to dry. Never use any other towel that isn't the specially designated bidet towel this is very rude and unhygienic.

>>2811775
In Japanese elementary schools, children who are caught pooping in the school restroom are awarded the title of Mr. Poopie Man.
Therefore, tragedies sometimes occur when a student who has been trying to hold back his pooping goes over his limit and leaks it during class.