Thread 2812524

How do you get away with vaping on planes?

>>2812524 (OP)
I used to do it in the toilet, but it wasn't one of those ones that's like a fucking smoke machine and it was 2016, so the sensors might be more sensitive now. Was a different era back then though, most people still weren't too sure wtf they were; I was waiting in Don Mueang for a flight to Chiang Mai for about 3 hours before anyone told me to put it away. Would never get away with that today.

I just use nicotine patches instead.

>>2812524 (OP)
I’ve done it in plane, and also train, toilets—exhaling slowly through a wadded-up shirt or some paper towels or something keeps the escaped vapor to negligible levels (sort of like a version of the mythical “sploofing” that stoners think makes us not notice that they reek of weed from 50 yards away, except this is actually pretty effective). There’s nothing visible in the air to the next person to enter the toilet, and if I’m leaving funny smells behind, nobody’s ever mentioned it.

But like the poster above, I don’t use a vaping device meant to create massive clouds.

For a completely risk-free vaping substitute, you may be able to get nicotine inhalers, typically made by the same companies that produce nicotine gums and patches, that produce no vapor at all—they look sort of like a little plastic cigarette holder and enable the junkie to just sort of suck air through a nicotine-infused sponge to get their fix. I used these on a long bus ride once.

>You should just quit
Duhh, we know.

>>2812524 (OP)
As long as you open the window, it's fine.

Also, breathe smoke into the toilet and flush after every puff.

>>2812527
>>2812532
You’ve lost control of your life

>>2812554
Who are you, my AA sponsor? I can’t speak for anyone but myself, but of course I have—that’s how addiction works. I don’t pretend otherwise.

>>2812554
That's okay, no one gives a fuck what you think.

>>2812560
>>2812644
Love when addicts act all holier-than-thou and are like "Yeah, I have a problem, so what chuddy?" then they immediately start crying and deflecting when you criticize them for it. It's like clockwork. If you're going to be an addict, at least own it and be something cool like a midwestern dad who drinks and mows his lawn instead of some limp-wristed formaldehyde inhaling faggot. lol

>>2812649
>YEAH DUDE WEED BROS SUCK HAHA *pops Xanax for * I don't get why they can't just enjoy *pops Oxy* life and free. They will never *pops Benzos* see the world for what it is. Such a shame *pops ozempic*. Now I need to go take my multivitamin to be healthy!

Whoa...

>>2812658
Cool cope I guess but I take 0 medications. You're a slave.

>>2812644
Struck a nerve

>>2812660
meds now

>>2812524 (OP)
>>2812532
just zero is guys... not that hard
>>2812649
>posts /pol/tranny facebook meme
nigger your entire identity is being a slave to the government

>>2812845
> just zero is guys... not that hard

No idea what “zero is” means, but I’m glad to know you found it easy.

>>2812658
>can't even fathom life without being addicted to a drug
Jesus christ my man. You seriously should seek help. The fact that you can't even imagine someone not being hooked on drugs of some kind is a serious problem.

>>2812851
At least I'm not a nigger!

>>2812845
>crying
>deflection
Like clockwork.

>>2812524 (OP)
Stick you head out the window.

i just use snus or something like zyn because im not a faggot retard.

I tried vaping on a train in Austria maybe three years ago which resulted in an emergency halt. Luckily I left the scene before the conductor arrived. He was confused because he expected cigarette smoke smell and thought it was false alarm. It's a good feeling to know that you have it in you to leave nonchalantly when the heat is on.

I quit vaping and went cold turkey on nicotine a few months ago. I think life may have been better on the nicotine.

>>2814112
What kind of withdrawal effects did you get?

Be white

>>2814230
NTA but the only withdrawal I've ever gotten from nicotine is cravings. Same with weed.

>>2812532
>don’t use a vaping device meant to create massive clouds
Seriously, what is so fucking hard about this? I just saw some douchebag at Wal-Mart blasting out a fog cloud as he was walking in the doorway last night.

Back when vaping was first becoming popular, around 2008, I had a grad school classmate who was using a vape to cut back on his nicotine intake so he could quit smoking. That thing didn't blast out clouds of "vapor", it was maybe 3X as big as a cigarette, fully refillable, and he could use it in the middle of classes without anyone even noticing. The only thing it had was a blue LED behind a fake "coal" screen so that when he took a drag it lit up and looked like a bizarre cigarette, and he could have even turned that off.

No one cared if he used it in class, because HE WASN'T CHURNING OUT FOG LIKE HE WAS AT A FUCKING ROCK CONCERT.

The entire reason you shitheads got your fog machines banned everywhere was that you insisted on doing that fogbank shit instead of just sucking on your drug delivery device like a sane human being.

>>2815515
>I just saw some douchebag at Wal-Mart blasting out a fog cloud as he was walking in the doorway last night.
get friend to film you doing the most obnoxious vape smoke in inappropriate public places, make tiky tok neetbux. anytime someone challenges you just yell its a prank bro

i get the fart flavor one and then put my head between legs to exhale it and then lean back and go OHHH GOD WHO DID THAT JESUS

>>2816520
Ha ha very funny anon.