Thread 2826082

I'm visiting the US for work and I'll be here info the next 8 months. I always work my local coffee shop which is right next to a college and holy shit, the amount of hot chicks that swarm the campus is unbelieveable. I'm a well off dude that has it together, but can't seem to crack how to get American college women. What's the trick bros? I know so many of them are so open to new experience but frankly I just don't know how to get infront of them. Never really felt like PUA worked. Does anyone here have suggestions?

a lbh visiting america? never thought id see the day...

>>2826082 (OP)
Lucky bastard. 90% of America has an utter dearth of attractive young women, but in college towns they are a dime a dozen. I remember rolling into State College, PA back in June 2021 and being flabbergasted by seeing pretty girls out and about for the first time since fucking Berkeley, CA two months prior.

And yeah, coming from the Great Pussy Desert that is everywhere in America not a college/beach/summer town, it's tough not to gawk. But as a isolated barbarian vagabond, you can't help but wonder, how the hell do you even talk to these sophisticated college creatures without them instantly dismissing you as a bumpkin?

>>2826100
kek based post

>>2826082 (OP)
>Does anyone here have suggestions?
join a band

>>2826123
OP here, the funny thing is I am literally a musician with a small following but its not local to the city I'm in. I've been reluctant to use it directly for dating/fucking because I take my music seriously. I have quite reached groupie status. Mostly men and troons follow my music. I'd be willing to use it if I met someone in person and they asked more about my music, but DMing to hook up with my account feels risky in that it could tarnish my reputation slightly if a DM goes south and some bitch decides to try and tarnish my reputation somehow.

>>2826082 (OP)
>but can't seem to crack how to get American college women. What's the trick bros?
idk man, maybe try not being a fucking predator that sits in coffee shops wanting to have sex with 18 year olds.

>>2826132
I work from home retard, so I go to coffee shops sometimes. God forbid a nigga check out girls during this.

>>2826127
fucks sake anon you sound like a real spazz
just go to a local jam night or whatever and join in with a few locals, or advertise on joinmyband or whatever your local equivalent is. stick a notice up the local music shop if such things still exist where you are
just try not to act like a fucking drooling basement dweller for a while
playing in bands was literally one of the best times of my life, it is the gateway to adventure, if you have the talent then use it
>I take my music seriously
yeah yeah whatever. you're not radiohead, get over yourself

>>2826135
I am a spazz kek. I'm not really sure what's wrong with me anymore to be completely honest.

>>2826135
>you're not radiohead
Thank Christ he's not. The fucking SUCK.

>>2826127
>Mostly men and troons follow my music.
Well there's your answer, go gay and get lots of sex.

>>2826082 (OP)
>but can't seem to crack how to get American college women. What's the trick bros?
be a cool guy in your early 20s

>>2826082 (OP)
>I can't crack American college women, what's the trick
Stop being indian

>>2826082 (OP)
>I do music
>I don't get girls because I take music seriously
I bet your approach is to walk up to girls and tell them you respect them too much for a one night stand

Once the waitress recognizes me and already knows what Im going to order I go to a different cafe. When I have visited all of them in town I leave the country.

Once I have visited all the countries I will kill myself.

>>2826440
>Once the waitress recognizes me and already knows what Im going to order I go to a different cafe
Yes, because they most likely are about to call the cops on your broke schizoid ass.

>>2826442
>BWAHAHAH and your penis is small and you breath stinks too!
You are a homosexual.

No matter your sex or orientation, you are definitionally homosexual. You behave like a woman, living out a LARP of "strength and independence" (competency and certainty in your case) and always lying, always grabbing for anything to use at your advantage, to the point you ignore logic and reality to build a fantasy case out of. If you have a penis and prefer women, you are a lesbian. If you have a vagina and prefer men, your masculine aggression and feeble attempt fot dominance means youre into man-gay sex.

Confused, mismatched to the world, always more than the other, switchable...how is your dating life as of late? Is it "secure"?

https://youtu.be/RsF0BoJSeqA

You know nothing of me but your "Democrat" lies you pull out of your ass....but I know things about you that not even you know about yourself.

>>2826450
Ah yes the reasonable person who out of nowhere said they want to kill themselves. On another bender there CoP?

>>2826451
>If I dont accept reality it doesnt exist.
Classic. Deny reality so the truth cannot effect you.

Ignorance *is* a strength...but it cost you everything you needed for everything you wanted.

well, that's another thread fucked then

>>2826455
Just report and move on, can't wait for this thread to devolve into how psuedoscience schizo junkie rant that somehow controls the life energy force of anon for the billionth time.

>>2826455
>another thread fucked
>Im horny plz halp thread.
Youre gay for conjoining with this hapless faggotry of faux advice seeking thats actually just loneliness reaching out for mutual understanding.

It was gay for you two to touch your ego-penises.

>>2826461
>psuedoscience schizo
>Im Dr.4Chan Larpenstein!

Your faggots enter "conversations" with these mentally ill LARPers and literally get mad at the person that pulls back the curtain to reveal it.

>but we were enjoying ourselves
Yeah...close your eyes and the warm mouth.
[eye roll]

Stop being such infantile faggots wanting a "bro-moment" with your "bros".

>>2826082 (OP)
>can't seem to crack how to get American college women. What's the trick bros
>The guy that wants to talk about "fooken sloots" all the time with his bros instead of talking to women.
Para-sexual relationship with heterosexual men.

>>2826467
>>2826464
No one likes you on this website. Not a single board you go to has a positive response, and I'm sure this is somehow explained in your schizobrain as people hating you for being whatever special thing you believe you are, but just know that you are a nuisance at best and I'm certain your real life associations treat you the same.

>>2826468
>Just let me do my bro thing and leave already!
Its tough out there, so maybe...we could, you know....I mean, Im not gay! You neither, haha, no homo.
[fist bumps and leans back with a smirk]

>>2826468
>No one likes you on this website. Not a single board you go to has a positive response
>>>/sci/16786894
>It is nice to see you again, Cult of Passion. You are the nicest person on the board,
Stop LARPing on the internet.

https://youtu.be/ou-rVp6EbhM

>absolutely no one
>COP: Yeah if people recognize me at a cafe I bolt out of there and can't wait to kill myself
>fuck off retard
>COP: haha but you see you are he true retard you fell into my trap! I am superio
>dude no one cares go get mental help
>COP: Me? As you can tell I... and that is why I am lonely and need attention on one of the slowest boards on 4chan

>>2826470
>some avatar fag ranting
I wouldn't be surprised if that was you as well, or if it's just someone trying to get milk out of the resident lolcow

>>2826473
>ranting
Thats literally ALL YOU DO.
Rant and whinge and complain and LARP.

I cant lurk any thread about SEA because its just a bunch of losers exchanging stories of fucking prostitutes/trannies. Its fucking weird how you guys talk about sex so much........

>>2826476
Dude you're in a thread about visiting the USA, not SEA. Holy shit how gone is your druggie brain that you can't follow a simple conversation or scroll up? You should just go back to lurking and not posting, it would do everyone a favor to not lose IQ points to your insufferable pathetic cries for attention.

>>2826477
>you're in a thread about visiting the USA
No, Im in an /r9k/ thread about a sexually frustrated man seeking companionship in his sexual struggles (bro jobs to tide him over).

Stop LARPing youre even aware of your own existence you autococking asshat.

>>2826470
>samefagging means people really like me!

>>2826476
It's understandable that normie sex talk bothers you. You're probably a gay pedo which would explain why you move around so often (avoid being caught out).

>>2826464
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>>2826479
This dude is an absolute dork destroyer. Keep it up pal

>>2826582
>>2826483
it's really obvious when you do this, CoP

>>2826082 (OP)
you have to be either handsome/tall, rich, famous, or some combination of the three to date hot girls in america. they all have really high standards.

>>2826493
He doesn't even move often, he rents an apartment for weeks at a time, then instead of hopping a bus to the next town 50 km down the road, he flies to a new country because buses are for brokefags or something.
>>2826745
Their standards are not high at all. The high body count liberated females will hook up with almost any guy as long as he is "hip" and fun to be around. However, that's asking a lot of a 4chan poster. If you do not function well in a social group and MUST be one on one with a girl to have a chance, you're gonna stroogle.

>>2826082 (OP)
Bartender Job. Don't do it for the money.

>>2826082 (OP)
why would anyone want to fuck some rando 3rd world stranger? Besides all intercourse outside of heterosexual monogamous Christian marriage is evil.

>>2826100
>state college
>sophisticated
pick 1

>>2829236
Okay yeah, the State College girls do dress like slobs most of the time. Not like real rich girls with their expensive fashion attire. But compared to Third World slum dwellers, they are sophisticated. Heads full of esoteric ideas and all. Not just "muh Jollibee muh makeup muh new phone"

>>2826082 (OP)
They don't want foreigners. Unless its an artsy girl and you're white and from Germany France Australia or UK.

>>2826082 (OP)
Bruh you don't got a chance with college women unless you pay them. Especially as a temporary foreigner. Especially if you don't already have mad skills w/girls.

The real answer to your question regarding how to get a taste of college girls while you are in America is: start a Seeking Arrangement account in the area or something.

>>2826749
>because buses are for brokefags or something
lol
>or something
lmao

Planes are the buses of the middle class, peasant. Im wrapping up my Caliphate tour right now, big change of plans and I am most disappointed that my Particle Physics and Engineering experiments have been delayed further...I am virtually finished with Theoretical researches and and yearn to move on to Application.

>>2831091
>Anonymous
Gross!

After meeting with several members of the Taliban government, one of which was referred to as "His excellency", I did in fact meet with what would have been called "the King's court members" a thousand years ago. It is oriented in a way I wish to have nothing to do with, as it will be an endless hassle of lying, deception, corruption, scamming, effeminate, behavior...I returned to craft a device that could potentially be turned into a weapon, instead I will be surrouned by people who have already lost the warrior's spirit and returned to a soft life of self indulgence.

>>2831091
>peasant
So this is accurate. One day Im just some "wandering Nobody", the next Im being received by the royal court.

Just another day, another Kingdom, all in a Dei's work.

>>2826082 (OP)
Oh, per you pic, I believe she is this, a hybrid of "Tribes". Arranged in the other way than I am, as I believe that it depends on which one was mother/father prior that (probably several generations prior as it reconnects them repeatedly) that defines that final outcome.
>but can't seem to crack how to get American college women
A simplex Geometric Cognitive assessment would suffice...but I charge $100,000,000,000,000 an hour, so there is only one "being" that could afford me...and he "owns" the whole world.

Same question as OP, but what if I'm white and American and not autistic?