Thread 2828572

>fell for the thailand meme
>buy a ticket and land the city
>it's hot, air quality is shit, you can't even walk around because of the scooter noises
>old buses pass while spreading big black smoke
>wtf this shit
>download dating apps
>get 100 likes in one hour
>okay that's nice
>meet with 2 girls
>realize girls use heavy filter and they even have mustache in real life
>feel drained and order outcall massage to your room
>girl looks in her 20's and pretty in pics show up as a 40 looking woman
>ask her age
>she says "29"
>get a shitty massage, after 30 minutes she pushes for handjob even tho we agreed for 1.30 hour massage
>feel angry and go outside
>it's hot, air quality is shit, you can't even walk around because of the scooter noises

God damn /trv/

>>2828572 (OP)
>go to third world
>surprised it is actually third world
>didn't even get a good wank
fucking hell this board is hilarious sometimes

>>2828572 (OP)
You're a real fuckup if you can't figure out how to have a good time in Thailand.

>>2828575
>just never leave the malls and roof tops bro

>>2828576
I meant what I said. It's the most popular tourist destination in the world because there is something for everyone.

Realize that if you can't figure out how to have fun in the most fun place in the world that there is no hope for you.

You're the type of stupid faggot who thinks the location is at fault instead of realizing you are making mistakes that prevent you from having a good time. You even came here to bitch instead of seeking advice.

You know what's really funny? Even shitskin indians know how to have fun in Thailand. You couldn't even figure out what indians were able to deduce.

>>2828577
>just enjoy the scooter noises and heavy air pollution bro
>even indians can do it bro

Just go to nana plaza idiot. You need to wait till 9pm or so.

>>2828578
Yeah even indians can figure it out, but somehow you couldn't do it.
LMAO.

Like how dumb are you actually? You got catfish twice on tinder then bait and switched by a hag outcall massage in the same day? Talk about speed running.

But hey at least you are figuring it out quickly.

>>2828580
>just enjoy the dump bro
>yea i enjoy that dump because I'VE FIGURED OUT bro
>it's definitely not because i have no standarts and i'm the lowest of the low BRO

>>2828579
Best bar to grab a beer and look at ladies?

I know what you did.

>picked a bad hotel location on a noisy busy soi
>didn't use public transportation properly
>didn't use private transportation properly
>used your little head for thinking, believing that quality women could be found on tinder in a tourist capital of the world, and that they wanted to fuck you (for free)
>used your little head for thinking and believed that online outcall massage would actually have beautiful women (who dont need to work that type of job)
>wandered around in the middle of the day when its swelteringly hot and humid without a plan and without being prepared for the climate

so basically all the first timer mistakes packed into your very first day, good job! Now you know just some of the things to avoid.

Daytime in bangkok is shopping or fucking around indoor in the air conditioning until the evening. Typically I don't emerge until 4pm, have a swim get a little bit of sun, then a meal then a massage. By the time that's all over its typically 7pm-ish, and evening activities can begin.

>>2828583
Nana arrangement is a multi story shopping mall of go-go bars. You can and should stop by every one of them till you find the vibe you like.

However, there are gogos with naked shower and naked bath girls, so those are probably the best just for eyecandy.

Butterfly and Geisha I think its called both on the top floor have naked soaped up girls in showers and a hot tub.

>>2828585
Thanks
Ive been before when I was younger. I just want to grab a beer and chill, don't want to fuck around with 20 bars and 20 lady drinks

>>2828572 (OP)
>you can't even walk around because of the scooter noises
Stopped reading there; an obvious case of terminal autism

stay home anon bangkok is obviously too overwhelming for you buddy
oohh scooter noise and the sun scary

>>2828572 (OP)
>using tinder
>using online sources at all to get pussy
>in fucking Bangkok

Holy shit nigger what are you doing? Are you so autistic and socially awkward you cant go pick a girl out of a fishbowl at one of the numerous brothels/GoGo bars without spilling your spaghetti?

Everyone knows why you’re there. There’s no need to skulk around the internet getting things sight unseen when it’s all right there out in the open. The women literally have numbers on them.

>>2828649
>just fuck hookers with full of stds bro

>>2828649
>Duuuude sex bro
It's so rare and special to you, isn't it anon? You even dream about diseased human sewer holes.

>>2828572 (OP)
You are not supposed to stay in bangkok and have sex with chinks there retard.
Go to some Island in the Andaman sea.

>>2828650
>>2828655
incels

>>2828658
not them but prostitutes ARE digusting and evil

>>2828650
>>2828655
Niggers, OP specifically complained about failing at getting a decent hooker. I don’t partake in any of that shit but it’s so ubiquitous and out in the open that I know exactly how it all works. It’s fucking Bangkok. It says what it is right there on the tin. Bang Cock. FFS.

>>2828660
thats like saying the rides at the theme park are disgusting and evil because you are scared to ride them

you are an incel (afraid of the rides)

>>2828660
>and evil
says the guy complaining about not getting good service

>>2828572 (OP)
get some earplugs

most people go to thailand to enjoy beautiful places
go to koh phangnan or pai or krabi or some shit
big cities are hellholes

>>2828572 (OP)
>all the women are OLD, OLD, OLD
This is very true in Thailand these days. They agefraud for photos, but in person you can see the tiredness in their eyes. It's enough to make your pecker wilt if you don't pop some pills.
>it's hot
I'm seeing high temps of 32 C in Bangkok under overcast skies. That's as cool as the city gets.
>it's noisy
Standard for a megacity anywhere in the world...relentless traffic noise and exhaust fumes. But if we're being honest, even the smaller Thai provincial cities are industrious and full of traffic. Thais are very busy people.
>>2828577
>most popular tourist destination in the world
>most fun place in the world
Sounds perfect for mindless NPC goycattle like yourself.
>there is something for everyone
This is absolutely untrue, and you know it, so why are you telling this bald-faced lie?
>>2828677
This is also untrue. The bars use pussy as bait to part losers from their money. There's no guarantee that a socially inept incel will be able to figure out how the system works, much less have a good time in such a crowded and hyperstimulated environment full of big drunk shouting faggots and aggressive ladyboy touts.

Go beyond the bar districts, and you enter a pussy desert. Girls won't even glance at a white guy in a place like Bang Kapi. Anons keep shilling the Southeast Asia of 2010 - a pussy paradise full of desperate 20 year old women - as if it were the Southeast Asia of 2025. It's not.
>>2828595
It's called babby's first time in Asia. Only on my second trip to the continent did I stop getting bothered by motorbike behavior as a pedestrian.
>>2828581
Van camping in the mountain forests might be more up your alley, anon. The city streets don't sound like your cup of tea.

>>2828572 (OP)
>OBVIOUSLY not a Chiang Mai chad
Never gonna make it

>>2828572 (OP)
>it's hot, air quality is shit, you can't even walk around because of the scooter noises
You’re supposed to be riding a scooter too champ, it’s called having fun

>>2828700
No nigger, there are places like Poseidon’s where they have the fish bowl where you pick a girl out of a line up. They have numbers on their clothes. It’s not hard to figure out.

>>2828584
>Daytime in bangkok is shopping or fucking around indoor in the air conditioning until the evening. Typically I don't emerge until 4pm, have a swim get a little bit of sun, then a meal then a massage. By the time that's all over its typically 7pm-ish, and evening activities can begin.
But all the museums or temples close after 4 pm.
Your is existence of meaningless pursuit of tactile pleasure, you will never know what It means to be man of culture, as it never even occured to you to learn more about culture of place you stay at

>>2828577

Not OP but you are an idiot.

Indians come from a dirty shit hole third world country. OF COURSE they will not struggle in yet another dirty shit hole third world country. So that comparison is lacking heavily.

I am not OP but I can see why Thailand will not be nice.

>>2828584
>believing that quality women could be found on tinder in a tourist capital of the world, and that they wanted to fuck you (for free)
Yes? This happens to any 6/10 white guy in the third world. How ugly are you bro

>>2829433
Thai museums have air-con. I usually leave shivering, kek

>>2829488
Some parts of Thailand are much cleaner than others. Many places have rubbish bins which are emptied every day, and comprehensive street sweeping on a daily basis as well.

>>2828691
Earplugs were one of the best discoveries I made in my life.
Even at home I sometimes put them in. Just having on demand silence is magical.

>>2829588
yes, we autists require noise negation

>>2828703
I thought we fuckin stamped you weasels out.

Go fuck yourself and deepthroat that smoke faggot

>>2828572 (OP)
I would brave this and more to get my penis touched by young fuckable women

>>2829490
Not in the sexpat capital of the world, retard

>>2828572 (OP)
I don't get the point of this post

>>2828572 (OP)
feel drained and order outcall massage to your room
>girl looks in her 20's and pretty in pics show up as a 40 looking woman
>ask her age
>she says "29"
>get a shitty massage, after 30 minutes she pushes for handjob even tho we agreed for 1.30 hour massage
>feel angry and go outside

I’ve given catfishers 100 baht snd told them to fuck off within a few seconds and they do.

Why would you go through with it? You’re worried about the wrong things retard.

>>2829588
They fuck up the inside of your ear canal with time, especially if you wear them overnight and wear the same pair on multiple occasions.

Thailand is much, much quieter than other Third World countries.
>>2830372
I don't get this "travel" that involves 100% laying in bed ordering things to your room on your phone. It's the kind of shit that poor people do and think it's living like a rich person. It's not. Rich people enjoy venturing out, because they live on pleasant streets.

How easy is it to find meth pills in Thailand? Is it relatively safe for a tourist to enjoy a small amount of daily meth while they visit?

I heard in Phnom Penh there are bars where you can play board games with the bar girls, anything like that in Thailand?

Is it safe to walk around listening to music on headphones, you won't get mugged?

Any reports about good video game arcades in Bangkok that won't break the bank?

>>2828700
>there is something for everyone
>This is absolutely untrue, and you know it, so why are you telling this bald-faced lie?
I consider it pretty true if your considering the whole country not just Bangkok, most people can find something they like

>>2830478
>I heard in Phnom Penh there are bars where you can play board games with the bar girls, anything like that in Thailand?
Pretty sure that's standard at the non-gogo bars or beer bars around the red light area. Girls are less attractive than gogos usually, but you can see from the street if you like any before stopping.
>Is it safe to walk around listening to music on headphones, you won't get mugged?
Yeah, just watch out for traffic

>>2829623
Go get fucked by some more trannys you fat balding anglo cunt, or go fuck some more trannys you pill-popping degenerate beach boy faggot. ChiangCHADS will keep on lifting, fighting, living clean and spinning plates

>>2830496
Dude shut the fuck up, this isn't your reddit hugbox watch yourself. I'm all over Thailand and know everyone and got eyes in the back of my head I'll fucking cave your jaw in if you're talking shit

>>2830599
Roidrage keyboard warrior lol

>>2830599
I'll rip your spine out and sodomize you with it till you have a prostate orgasm faggot don't @ me

I lived in Cambodia for 2 years. Everyday when I rode to work I'd look around and be in awe with how many girls I found attractive while riding to my workplace. If they were my age, it was like an 80% chance I wanted to fuck them.

I eventually tried the sexpat scene too. The bar girls were absolutely fucking feral in bed. Like fucking a wild animal, loud and passionate as could be. I eventually took a getaway trip to Thailand and was super excited.
>"I'm about to go to THE Thailand"
I thought. I believed I was about to see bitches I couldn't ever dream about. I finally get there, and the 80% fuckability of the women in Cambodia was not the same in Thailand. It was more like 20%. And 50% of that 20% were literally men. I couldn't believe my fucking eyes. Bitches with dicks, fat bitches, paste-y bitches- bitches that looked like they answered the fucking call with how plastic their faces were. And not even a good way. Some of them genuinely looked like fucking aliens compared to Khmer girls. And they didn't fuck nearly as good either.

I loved Thailand and it's obviously 100% better than Cambodia if you can ignore the retarded, annoying, braindead tourists, but Jesus Christ the women were not it. Never been so disappointed in my life.

>>2830478
Jenga and connect 4 with cambodian bookers is surprisingly fun

>>2830937
*hookers

>>2830701
>>2830715

Listen up queers I'm going to be making my rounds in Patpong the next few nights after 9, if you've got the balls come and find me. I usually start out at the Pink Panther but if you can't find me there ask the door they'll know where I went.

>>2828585
best lb bars?

kek I went there last year after all the shilling. I left after like 2 days. Literal shithole other than the 7/11's.

>>2832430
where'd chuddie go next?

>>2832441
home to take a shower after seeing all the slimy anglos walking around simping for 3/10 std dumpsters in cakeup

>>2832443
>woah guys, Isaan hogs from poor farm families look so, um, poor and hoggish!
Surprise surprise

The svelte ethnic Chinese Thai girls don't go anywhere near the bar street, and are invisible inside their cars in public. You have to go into holiday crowds if you want to see them out. The night market at the Phayao waterfront carnival was a good spot to see them last March.

Personally I feel more at home among the lower classes, but eating their food has caused me gut problems time and again. It's the combinations. Asian foods have so many no-no combinations, and I recklessly ignore them by eating everything in sight that catches my eye.
>>2832430
You need to get out of Bangkok next time. It is a traffic-ridden shithole with numerous glaring flaws. Bangkok drinks the combined waste of the entire northern region. That's why their tap water tastes so fucking awful. Consider a place like Chiang Khong in Chiang Rai province.

>>2828572 (OP)
>Another sex tourist
Please leave. This country already has enough AIDS. You think beautiful, good-looking women would prostitute themselves?

>>2828572 (OP)
>>2832430
I fucking don’t get how you can’t even have fun in Thailand. White boomers who complain about everything under the sun manage to find something they enjoy here, the same goes for criminals and other shady types. Yet somehow an anon on 4chan manages to get himself piss lost in a slum for some reason when there are first world bubble everywhere over Bangkok and beyond.

>>2835292
Some residential neighborhoods in Thailand are very well-kept, but they are not First World, they are merely wealthy. Often they have guards.
>first world bubbles
They don't exist. There are always going to be motorbikes buzzing noisily about and leaving clouds of pollution in their wake. Some people are geographically challenged and feel out of their depth outside the tourist ghettos. The provinces surrounding Bangkok are quite bleak, and most importantly, you can't get from one province in the Lower Chao Phraya basin to another on a bus. The only destination at the bus stations is Bangkok, nonstop. Once you get beyond Nakhon Sawan, you can begin traveling from one province to the next in almost any direction on provincial buses. Many are not air-conditioned.

>>2828577
Social inept here. I want to go to Thailand, how can I enjoy the experience? Any advices?

>>2835498
Thailand is great for foreigners who speak little and listen much. Memorize Thai numbers before you go, if you plan to do much buying from small vendors. I like to have a 50 baht bill on hand to give to a favored vendor. They are sadly rare in some parts of the country.

>>2835289
Yeah they do it all the time. Just not with you.

>>2835498
Have a lot more money than you do loser.

>>2828577
>most popular tourist destination in the world

I mean it’s clearly not though? It’s not in the top 10 of countries most visited by international tourists. Spain, France, Italy, USA are ones that should just obviously be above it to anyone with a brain (and by numbers they in fact are)
But even fucking Turkiye beats it. Factoring by how much money countries get from tourism vs overall visitors, even boring ass fucking Canada beats it.