Thread 2832559

What is the Orlando experience like (not just the parks, although that is definitely as aspect to it)? Is it a place where the fun never ends? What is it like actually living in the Orlando metro?

>>2832559 (OP)
It sucks. Only Jacksonville is worse.

>>2832561
How so? Some of the content creators on YT who moved there love it.

>>2832562
NTA but lived in Central FL all my life. Orlando is super expensive and has all the problems associated with big cities in the US. The theme parks are cool but very VERY expensive. It's like 70% hispanic as well. Horrible drivers too, I-4 is called "die-4" for a reason

>>2832559 (OP)
There is not much to do honestly , it's a large suburbia is what it is.

There is disney springs which is fun I guess, you don't have to spend much money there, best place i would say.

If you have homes next to Universal studios parks, there are resorts like Loews Portofino or Lowes Sapphire falls, where one can park in the back and enjoy free walks around resorts for free with free ferries running on water canals to universal board walk.

>>2832608
This guy gets it.
>>2832559 (OP)
Whorlando sucks dick, ass and balls. It is expensive, and not that pleasant outside of the theme parks.

You would have much more fun/interesting along the East Coast of Central and South Florida between Jax and WPB). St. Augustine alone is more interesting, more pleasant and has more to do than Orlando, in my opinion.
>>2832622
Disney has this too, I think, but do not quote me on this. Either way, I would not frequent those areas out of choice.

>>2832559 (OP)
Been there in early September for couple days during Mare Fair. First time in Amareica and it was very fun.

>>2832559 (OP)
Faggots and rich white idiotic arrogant liberals and Puerto Ricans and illegals and ghetto culture and homeless. So fun.

>>2832559 (OP)
Theme parks only worth it with express pass options, expensive. Downtown is ight with the little vietnam area being pretty cool imo. Traffic is rough, but with i4's express lanes opened during covid the only real shitfest is the turnpike. Not a fan of massive amounts of peurto ricans, I don't mind spics, but the ricans in central FL are just low class. Even the ones who got money are low class. Only positive from that is if you're an /o/ poster who wants a fast rotary engine car.

Winterpark and the general UCF area is enjoyable. Kissimmee and St cloud are not that nice but serviceable. If you like outdoorsy stuff, there's some wildlife refugee/park areas with trails. Most of them area the same palmetto scrub with white sand ordeal, but we got some cool plants and animals (carnivorous plant called a sundew and some big ass squirrel/otters would be notable examples). If you enjoy fishing any body of water will likely have something all year round so that's a positive.

Oh yeah and we got some crazy Uzbekistan restaurant too. Overall, it's not too bad, but Hurricane Maria and Covid put a massive amount of strain on the metropolitan area as a whole. I don't hate the place, but it's not my first Choice.

>>2832561
Every Floridian agrees that Jax is fucked. Spotemgottem came from that pit of obscenities, so that should be all anyone needs to know.

>>2832747
Thank you for choosing Florida, we appreciate your patronage.

>>2832559 (OP)
>faggots
>last remnants of nonviolent smuggies
>loud homeless
>Puerto Ricans
>ghetto culture

Its hell. The Puerto Ricans by far are the worse.