Thread 2833098

Just inherited $24 million from my parents. How do I buy a plain ticket and get a passport?

Take your meds Cult of Schizophrenia.

Is your name Bruce Wayne by any chance? if in the one billion percent chance this is reeal. If you can't spell plane nor by a plane ticket I would say you are in real trouble

>>2833098 (OP)
send me the money and ill take care of it for you bro

>>2833098 (OP)
>>2833154
ill do it for cheap, if you send me only $1 million ill show you how

>>2833098 (OP)
In the US it's easy. My public library took my picture and we sent the form into the govt to send me my passport. It takes about a month. Plane tickets you just go on google flights and always book directly from the airline. So if it's a United flight book from United. Since you're rich now, figure out where you want to live and what airlines serve that area. Join their rewards program and only book flights with their partners when possible.

>>2833327
>only book flights with their partners when possible.
'Rewards systems' are complete and utter scams which manipulate you into not shopping around. You ALWAYS calculate the precise value of your ''''''rewards''''' and compare that against competition.
Companies are not your friends.

>>2833098 (OP)
Why would you want just a plain ticket? You’re rich, buy yourself a nice one

>>2833176
>ill do it for cheap, if you send me only $1 million ill show you how
Wow omg. Did you just think of that!? Rofl lmao lol!

>>2833348
>Why would you want just a plain ticket? You’re rich, buy yourself a nice one
This has to be the same comedian! Holy fuck this is wildly funny! I literally can't breathe. I am literally asphyxiating with laughter

Best case scenario, this is a larp. Worst case scenario, OP really is that dumb. What kind of person announces they have a lot of money, then proceeds to demand free help?

>>2833352
hey buddy. kill yourself

>>2833394
Say another joke

>>2833098 (OP)
>passport
Depends on your country but if you are American then you go through the US Department of State website and look at the forms needed. You will need to set up an appointment and bring your passport photos (you can get these at Walgreens), proof of citizenship, required documentation, etc. I did this at a post office and had my photos taken there.
You can buy plane tickets through websites that sell them. As a rule of thumb, foreign carriers generally have better amenities than American ones on transcontinental flights. You will need a passport number, your name, and a form of payment to book a flight.
Since you are rich now, you can probably hire a luxury travel agency to handle all of these concerns for you. If you have a good credit score, you can also apply for a credit card with travel benefits and utilize those to your advantage.

>>2833352
kill yourself