>>2834394 (OP)
>back to back premierslop games
Jesus, should've chosen a more real experience in the lower leagues. Must've cost him a bomb.
In any event, try and get in on the pre-game drinking with fans. This will allow you a somewhat 'authentic experience', and people generally will be happy to see some freshfaced cunts popping along to support their side.
Also, only faggots get to their seat on time. You need to spend at least 5 minutes downstairs finishing off your pint, and then bonus points if you have seats in the middle of the row and make everyone stand.
I'd not bother with the car, desu. Just book trains asap. Parking in cities is a bit shit. Also, if you want to get to techno events, and get sloshed at the footy, you don't want to worry about driving. Parking on matchdays can be fucking brutal.
Trains in the UK are expensive, but are actually decent.