Thread 2835306

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>>2835306 (OP)
>travel to another continent
>get a sandwich

>>2835308
those dutch airlines dutch cheese sandwiches are suprisingly delicious for such a simple meal

>>2835306 (OP)
Turkish Airlines had some delicious meals. I drank beer every time they offered a beverage and twice made the sedated kids in the aisle and middle seats get out of their seats to let me use the bathroom. I also continually raised the window shade and let brilliant sunlight flash over them for a second or two before closing it again. Must've did it about 50 times over the course of the 12 hour flight.

>>2835306 (OP)
Airline food, what's up with that?

airplanes should have like 3-4 rows where there's just 2 seats per row but its not fancy or anything its just for fat people without being business class, of course it would cost a bit more, but it really doesn't have to be double the price

>>2835345
Airfare should be charged according to body weight, and anyone over a certain waist size should be required to purchase two seats. Fit people shouldn’t have to subsidize fatties’ tickets.

>>2835346
based hogs making poor skellyfags seethe

>>2835345
When I fly with ANA to Japan they usually have this. Like 10 rows in the back of the plane with 2 seats. Just dont get the first 2-seat row because the food/drink carts tends to get smashed into the aisle seat on the 3-seat row in front of you and that gets annoying if you're trying to sleep

>>2835346
or, make seats wider

>>2835306 (OP)
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>>2835306 (OP)
jesus christ imagine ever flying cattle class

>>2835373
God invented xanax so you can sleep through long cattle class flights

>fly in asia
>.000000000000000001 attoseconds after landing
>all the asian people stand up to get their bags and luggage
>PLEASE SIT DOWN UNTIL WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE GATE
>half the people sit down
>says it in chinese korean and japanese
>Finally all sit down
>stop for a second
>everyone back up
>PLEASE SIT DOWN...
>repeat

Why are the like this

>>2835306 (OP)
i dont know why, but i like plane food. even the slop you get servd in economy. i usually try to get the chicken dish, but if im travelling in business or first, i always go for the fish.

after im done eating, I wait until they come around and collect all the trays, then I go to the toilet to chuck a shit and have a wank. then i go back to my seat, get one of those mini wine bottles and 2 pieces to cheese, watch some anime until i fall asleep.

>>2835392
>i dont know why, but i like plane food
The pressurized cabin fucks with your taste buds and makes food taste weird. Some people like the difference and some dont

>>2835399
Thats a myth they peddle to justify serving the cheapest slop. I’ve brought my own food on flights and it tastes the same as on the ground.

>>2835402
It's not a conspiracy. It's basic biology and chemistry. Air density and humidity does affect your sense of smell and taste

>>2835402
lol what food did you bring on a flight? a sandwich? a wrap? lol mate, that would taste the same if it came out of my ass.

the worst food i ever had was a LAN Chile flight, where they served us some tasteless, stale ham and cheese sandwich. and when i gave my food back to Arturo the flight attendant, he started shaking his head at me for wasting food.

>>2835306 (OP)
I fly domestic in US. It feels like a brainwashing humiliation ritual
>FAA says you can only bring one carry one and must consolidate bags
>if you’re seating in the exit row you must acknowledge you have read the safety requirements
>large bags in overhead bin small bags under the seat
>bags are tilted on their side
>in case of an emergency please place the oxygen mask on yourself before attending children
>the inflatable float device is located under the seat in case of an emergency
>checking for seatbelts
>sir please adjust your seat for landing
>please dispose of any trash we will be around to collect
>cookies or snacks I can get at a bodega for 50 cents.

Seriously everyone just shut the fuck up. They should make new fliers watch a video before boarding and save everyone else the constant noise.

>>2835530
Once people get control over others they go crazy and start instituting mindless rules just to feel powerful.
It would show far more about our government if they were like, yeah, we went too far, we are simplifying all the rules and fees for flying.

>>2835399
I live at altitude and definitely notice changes in how I perceive taste versus humid lowland locations. Airliner relative humidity in flight is usually very low, around 20-25%.

>>2835530
see >>2835372

>>2835306 (OP)
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>>2835392
>watch some anime until i fall asleep.
Nice. I watched Gunslinger Girls last time I was on a flight