Thread 2838336

Im in copenhagen for the first time abroad. AMA.

>>2838336 (OP)
>first time abroad
Where from originally?

>>2838336 (OP)
Looks awfully desolate. Where are all the stylish blonde Dane females?

>>2838359
It's night time in the winter. They're all probably at home

>>2838358
Uk

>>2838359
>>2838431
They’re here. It’s just that picrel is taken from tivoli which just happens to be closed unfortunately.

>>2838361
It’s surprisingly quite decent for winter. I brought a heavy coat with me just as a precaution but the weather is still good for just my suede jacket.

Op here quick question. If i bought an e sim and deactivated my old primary line fir the time being while I’m on the trip and then when I come back and delete the e sim and re activate my old line, will I receive all the missed calls that should’ve been received by my old line or will they be lost?

I'm from Copenhagen, more exact Frederikberg area.

I hate niggers
I hate Perker
And I hate stupid tourist that don't know how to use the bike lane.

Here is a shitty tourist guide if you want to experience the true soul of Copenhagen.

Go to Proud Mary or Irish Beer bar right next to Tivoli and get a pint. (It's the biggest Irish beer bar in Scandinavia actually)

Ok now you go to a local danish pub, we call it "Brun Stue" as in the brown living room cause of all the years of smoke and shit accumulating on the walls of the pub. I'd recommend Benni's Bar or Hos Robert. Find some old alcholic and offer him a smoke and a glass Tuborg.

Good. Now it's time for you to go to istergade (The redlight of Denmark) I'd urge you to stay away from the black ones cause they got all the herpes. After that you could go to the meat district and eat at "warpigs".

If you wanna get some heroin or get your drugs tested for free with no consequences then go to H17 or as we call it "Herberg / fikser rum"

Ok now you are turned! Time for some old danish hag pussy for the NTR experience. Go to Gothersgade and find the bar called Natcafeen. All the middle aged losers wifes go there to get some young dick since this is the last stop before they reach the wall.

Last stop of your journey will be Christiania or The pub called Hongkong. Here you will find a local drunk greenlander or inuk. Give him a smoke and a beer.

This is your true 100% Copenhagen experience! Maybe go to Nørrebro but that shit is basically Istanbul so only go there if you want to get enriched.

>>2838520
Kek, i just came back from frederikberg. Highlight of my day so far was the weird and surreal cistern you have underneath the park.

>>2838520
lol amazing.
As a murrican should I still have Denmark on my shortlist, or wait a few years for tensions to fade? if it helps I am white and blonde with blue eyes and not fat