If I Knew Where You Were, Well I Would Surely Inform You That-- edition

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idgi

'gento

I would like very much to make a toast here for all this evening.

Uhh...
As a Greek friend of mine once said, uh...
He said...
I-- uh...
No, okay, okay, okay.
Nis? Nis.
Tu--t... tu tarim.

>>211333812
Our 'gento

What junky /hor/ flicks are y'all speedwatching today?

>>211334189

it's good

>>211334189
>speedwatching
the death of kino

>>211334189
Kolobos.

Two episodes in and I'm having a great time with this. Kudo going off and becoming super violent for little to no reason is really funny, the guy just starts fighting the homeless or the people he is working with without warning.
What other Kôji kino should I watch? Is his non-ff stuff worth looking into?
Already seen Noroi, Occult and Sadako vs Kayako.

>>211334953
Again?

>>211335176
it's my first time. i'm watching it at 1.5 speed with some hardcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU-L62azEhU

>>211307690
Mary Lou still qt. Apparently she didn't realize until somewhat recently that the movie had a fan following and has now been doing conventions and stuff
https://www.instagram.com/iamlisaschrage/reel/C85aoqJS5eq/
>>211319529
She was best though and did a good job playing both possessed girl and final girl

>>211333806
>not having that tune stuck in your head since 1983
ngmi

If you ignore that one scene near the end it was pretty good.

>>211335794
>modern horror
>"that one scene"
I don't even have to see it to know what it is

>>211335252
Extremely cruel of that picture to cut off where it does.

>female character screams
>penis and testicles become completely erect instantly

>>211337262
>only his penis and testicles
>not his whole body
impotence is a sad thing desu

>>211334099
Very true!

>>211337428
That haircut will never not be funny.

>>211336499
Haha I thought the same thing for picrel recently and also thought the same looking at that picture. Jesus man I think I'm turning into a footfag or something.

>>211337487
It looks even funnier now. A reminder that some people really keep the same shitty haircut their entire life.

>>211337609
>I think I'm turning into a footfag or something.
One of us! One of us!

>>211337487
It's a traditional Italian haircut. All the men in my family have it.

>>211337714
It does look very roman.

Horror for this feel?

>>211337681
Kek, great movie. When I watched it, I couldn't help but think she–uhh I mean they looked a bit queenish if you know what I mean. I also love how she played the saxophone as I've played it since I was a kid. You really don't see the sax often enough in horror.

Did all the regular /hor/ posters get hacked up and stuffed in a freezer somewhere?

>>211339127
We talked about all the movies now there's no more movies to talk about.

>>211339127
I literally just posted. I'm about to watch a movie though I can't guaranteed the thread won't die if there's no one else here lol

>>211339127
No just watching old Italian movies, why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvZLaaConQ

>>211339127
i've been replaying elden ring

>>211339127
i smoked a joint and have been petting my cat for the past hour

i did the biannual Virus/Deep Rising double feature tonight. warm up was Screamers. i was sufficiently distracted from my terrible life for 270 minutes.

>>211339539
Kind of looks like your cat was smoking a joint as well.
Good kitter.

>>211339623
Why those two?
I've only seen Deep Rising, guess I should check out Virus.

>>211337893
Neon Demon
Velvet Buzzsaw

>>211339786
no, he's straight edge, just very strange

>>211339816
boat monster movie schlock. they pair like steak and potatoes.

>>211339539
Based black cat haver

kino alert

>>211339965
>Alex thinks he's died and gone to heaven. He's half right.
Well which half is it?

>>211339539
"Time spent with a cat is never wasted" -some writer I've never heard of who maybe didn't actually say that but said something kind of similar yeah

>>211339623
>Deep Rising
damn forgot how hot she was in that

>>211339965
>Hamilton High had to deal with a masked slasher, two hauntings by a bitch beauty queen, and a possibly possessed murderous priest

>>211339965
>>211340219
>Find used copy of Prom Night 3 on VHS long time ago
>Get home
>Prom Night 4 is inside case

>>211340058
prime famke imo

>>211338599
https://youtu.be/A1dY6OkPb7E
Obligatory.

>>211340258
>Still have Prom Night 4 in Prom Night 3 box

>>211339991
With a motorcycle and a babe, it's heaven on earth!

I don't even know if it's considered a horror movie, but I'm desperate to find a movie I watched a long time ago and can't remember the name of. Even AI has no idea what I'm talking about.

What I remember is a woman who's being held and tortured by a psycho (I think a female psychopath, an older woman), and she manages to escape (I think down a snowy hill) and then goes on to write books about it and try to heal from the ordeal, etc. I think she tries to find the woman who did it and ends up locating the daughter of the woman instead. She goes to meet the daughter, worried that she'd be a psychopath too, but the daughter ends up being very nice and normal. After talking with the psycho's daughter for a while, you hear the daughter's teenage son in the other room screaming about something. She says something about how the psycho gene skips a generation, and the son comes in, pops a pimple on his neck, and starts acting crazy, and then I guess the survivor woman has to help the mother get away from her crazy son

This would've come out no later than the mid-2000s, and no earlier than the late 90s I'm sure. Somebody here has to know obscure horror/thrillers from that time period

>>211340783
just throwing it out there but it's not ghostland right?

>>211337487
That's the Chadgento cut. Only the strongest Italians can rock it.

>>211341653
No, that's way too recent. This would've had to come out somewhere between 1999-2003, give or take a few years.
I really want to find it and watch it again because it's one that I saw with my mother. She used to love going to Blockbuster and renting whatever horror movie or psychological thriller sounded cool, and then we'd watch it together

I don't remember a lot about it, but what I do remember, I remember pretty distinctly. The visual of the grandson making his entrance with the camera overhead, zooming in on a pimple on the back of his neck that he pops, sticks with me

irl horror

>>211342144
Nice psycho eyes.

>>211342144
Would

>>211339539
>>211339896
Based

>>211339965
Which is the better series, Prom Night, Sleepaway Camp, or Slumber Party Massacre. I've seen the first from of the latter two.

>>211342144
Whenever I smell smoke in town, some part of me thinks what if I left the stove on and am smelling my own home burning down.

>>211342144
Looks like the type to wrap her legs around you as you're about to pull out.

>>211342777
Paranoia sucks man, with me is always "did i forget to lock the door"? and then it's me thinking somebody's breaking in my house and stealing everything.

>>211339419
Is Nightreign any good? The trailer didn't impress very much.

>>211341968
yeah i couldn't find anything either man but wish you luck on finding it

>>211342144
It's funny that blue eyes are either the most beautiful gorgeous the whole planet and its oceans in an eyeball looking or just batshit crazy psycho insane will murder you and freeze your corpse looking.

>>211343109
I only did the tutorial and messed around with the crash test dummies
the controls are very weird coming off of the main game

>>211343111
Thanks, Anon. I'll keep hounding Chat GPT about it and maybe I can come up with the right detail to narrow it down. I just don't know why it's so difficult to find. I remember the production value being pretty decent and like a normal studio film-- it wasn't some micro-budget foreign film that nobody's heard of. If I do find it, I'll let you guys know what it is. I remember it being pretty cool

>horror noir
A rare but kino combination

>>211332200
when will we see Corfield in a Cornfield

>>211339539
I was coming home in the pouring rain and the neighbourhood cat jumped out of a bush. He still wanted pats and brushing up against stuff even though he was soaking wet.
Actually looked exactly like the cat from Cat's Eye.

>>211343891
I like friendly kitties like that. There's a stray cat that hangs out at the front door of where I work every so often, and the staff and customers all love it. Very friendly and loves attention. Everyone always assumes it's hungry, but it's well fed enough that it can be very picky about what you offer it.

There's also a little calico cat on the street next to mine that has the most vibrant, pumpkin-orange patch of fur I've ever seen. Just before the last big storm we had, he came up to me for pets like he was feeling nervous and needed to be calmed down.

>>211333772 (OP)
>>211333816
An animal? An anima-AHAHAHAH, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of, Jesus Christ.

>>211344014
Based Scotty

>>211343993
>Just before the last big storm we had, he came up to me for pets like he was feeling nervous and needed to be calmed down.

>>211343993
this reminds me, I need to see Storm of the Century

Someone post the webm of the kitten from City of the Living Dead

>>211344354
found it in 4plebs. maximum comfy.

>>211344456
Cute

Damn I would kill to see this. Burgers can watch Evil Dead in concert. It's one of my favourite scores.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3W5iW76trk

>>211344763
Looks like it's playing in my city. If I can get my stupid friends interested, I might go see it

>>211344159
That cat looks like it's plotting something absolutely diabolical, but that I'll completely allow it to do

>>211344456
Based

>>211344930
At first I thought it was kind of like any other horror sound track, but like the film it's more like the perfect version of one. Great late night listening. Has some variation too.

>>211345072
>Great late night listening.
Definitely. ED1 is one of my favorite flicks to fall asleep to, which usually requires either comfy dialogue or a comfy soundtrack to listen to. Evil Dead has both

>what if the 70s had DEI?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByijGTh-LtU

>>211345222
>what if the 70s had DEI?
It did. That was the peak of blaxploitation cinema

>>211345290
And a disproportionately large amount of lesbians

Can't find a decent quality for Final Destination 6, can a nigga help a brother please ?

>>211345344
Being 100% lesbian and 0% gay helped to redeem it. Also based choice of /hor/ lesbians

>>211345387
>0% gay

>>211345439
Alright, but that's just for shock value and a plot point

>>211345387
>>211345450
Oh it was plenty gay still anon, the difference being though that back then the gay stuff was way less explicit because it was still widely considered uncouth whereas the lesbian stuff was a lot more graphic.

>>211345450
>just for shock value and a plot point

>>211345222
Where are their shadows?

>>211345528
Must be vampires

>>211345382
I don't think it's hit VOD yet. June 17 so not for a week.

>>211345733
Wait maybe I'm wrong kek I was searching 6 instead of Bloodlines.

>>211345733
>>211345751
kek but still it looks like you're right, I'll just have to wait a little bit more. Thank you anyway my bruddah

>>211345528
Away on vacation

>>211345836
Yeah just shitty camrips out, worth seeing a decent version.

>>211335794
>>211336353
What one scene? I don't get it.

>>211345528

>>211346074
that was for >>211346031

>>211346074
>>211346104
Oh, why would that be a bad scene for the movie?

BLEH, motha FUCKA

>>211346417

>>211346472
kek

Place your orders, lads

>>211334961
Based. The first half of the series is stronger but honestly Koji does an amazing job of writing these little plots that neatly come together as it goes on. I think the bar for found footage is so low I'm kind of fine with it just going through the motions, but he puts actual effort into making them work.
Haven't seen enough of his stuff outside of those so let me know if any is good!

>>211334961
>>211346808
Where to watch these?

>>211346963
All on youtube, only place with the translations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc2oVRwnF3k&list=PLyUcHOcma0zZK2ut-RoPS_Bbck31aEeKZ&index=2

Do you guys have charts like /film/ does? I only come here for recs for specific feelings, and they are never good. I asked an anon for a film like Inland Empire and they told me to watch Rec (2007). Wtf man?

>>211347069
lmao.
to be fair, Inland Empire is a one of a kind. In fact it is perhaps the monolithic masterwork of modern film. A film pulsating with such raw energy that it's scarier than any horror despite not particularly being one.
there's a random selection here (don't have to download a zip or anything): https://mega.nz/folder/IPE2CAJL#oKJ14Z0JC4woJub5QK54Zg

>>211346998
Thank you

>>211347069
Also aside from watching every other film by Lynch, I recommend Picnic at Hanging Rock. And if you like that, Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (though you're gonna want to watch that one alone..)

>>211347200
Thank you I appreciate your suggestions, but I’ve already watched all of Lynch and both of those films. Valerie is one of my favorites. I wasn’t too impressed by picnic at hanging rock and I’ve even read the book. The best scene is obviously where the girls disappear.
>>21134714
Cartelanon, is that you? Not an ip grabber that will alert the cartel to my location is it?

>>211347146
Nice thank you for those.

>>211347146
I liked parts of Inland Empire but it went on too many unrelated tangents just to be goofy

>>211346472
sex

>>211346741
literally nothing beats burgers n 'orror

>>211347584
Soda and horror is nice. I can’t eat and watch a movie unless it’s popcorn. It’s hard for me to multitask on the deliciousness of a burger and the screen at the same time.

>>211347491
Becky!

>>211347491
>>211348502

I can't decide if I liked this or not. It's completely watchable, and the deaths are spaced well. The lingering intrigue about what happened to everyone is done well, too. The problem is the ending tries way too hard for its own good to the point it ruins the movie. Reeker, the villain, doesn't make any sense prior to the ending. Somehow it's supernatural, but can be hurt by human weapons. The fuck sense does that make? IDK, has anyone else seen the movie, and what are your thoughts on it?

>>211347831
I was telling a woman in a dream this morning not to drink soft drinks because they'll ruin her health. we were sitting in a fast food place at the time, and she'd asked me how to stay healthy, so I told her.

>>211347831
Same as you, can't eat a delightful dish while watching shit, got to focus on one thing at a time
Sodas or ice cream is such a perfect choice for kino time

>>211335794
I was hoping it'd be a whodunnit type of flick but obviously when a group of clowns show up it becomes obvious what it's about.
Some really funny moments and I didn't hate the characters.

>>211332303
Any cool extras? Soundtrack maybe?

>>211346211
The Cute Stepsister

>>211350299
The only movie worse than Ghoulies 3 is Ghoulies 4

>>211345222
You're just making me want to watch the movie more, but the director's filmography is sus.

i'm gonna give a second chance to skinamarink soon. Will report later

Hi bros I watched smile at last, and now Ive started smile 2.
Pretty good man!

Do you think Stu is coming back for real or just as an AI deep fake? I wanna see him curb stomp that insufferable bitch Mindy American History X style so bad. It would single handedly redeem Scream 5 and 6.

>>211334961
Fucking kek these are brilliant. I watched most of them on YouTube. Kudo( is that his name?) is wild I love the way he slaps everyone around to get them into shape, even his woman. I think he even kicked her on one occasion lmao.
Very fun watch.

>>211334961
It gets more ridiculous as the series goes on, and it's amazing. ALL of his FF stuff is pure kino. He somehow manages to make shit-tier CGI into comfy greatness.
>Is his non-ff stuff worth looking into?
Grotesque is good and has the most hilariously stupid motive for the villain's action. The entire movie is so unrealistic, but it just works IMO.

>>211351196
Ghoulies 3 is best in the series so anything's going to be worse.

>>211348608
ls this one of those endings where they've been dead the whole time?

>>211352366
Kind of, yes.

>>211351649
I think it'll be AI.
I agree though, Mindy having a satisfying kill scene is essential for this movie to be good.

>>211351649
I hope he's back for real. I also hope they're like fuck it, Skeet Ulrich is now his own crazy uncle who started it all, and alive in 3d because by the 7th in a franchise you should give no fucks
They're prob just flashback deepfakes for "realism" but I hope they're not

but wait THERE'S MORE

>>211351649
He should be back for real, and it's insanely easy to plausibly write him back into the series. The fact that the new movie timeskipped to have Sidney's daughter as the protag, makes it perfect for him to comeback, or even have his own son/daughter infiltrate to get to Sidney. The easiest way to write him back in is to say that Roman was hanging near the party and saved Stu, since Roman was the mastermind behind it all anyway. It would make sense that he was nearby.

>>211351649
kys, nazi

>>211353112
Stu crazy rich too so even without Roman, it was always plausible someone else's body was recovered from under the tv, especially with the amount of random bodies that could have been in the house by the end

>>211353142
>he thinks nazi means anything anymore

>>211353202
I just think having Roman responsible would be best, just because he's the reason for everything to begin with. He's also mostly forgotten by many, since Scream 3 isn't looked on as favorably as the others.

>>211353142
Mindy is an obnoxious character and the only reason to have her survive two films is if they're going to kill her off in some grand fashion this time around. There's no need for this snarky side character to keep coming back otherwise.

>>211353274
Yeah but then you have to work out why Roman didn't use him earlier, and there's always the problem that Stu was just going along for the ride
If you have him escape on his own, bully resources from the parents and develop his own grudge then you can get a lot more bang out of his return.

>thunderstorm warning
>Old dark house mysteries
My night is planned

>>211353314
>snarky side character
The concern is the writer might be too oblivious to know how hated she is. He might think she's actually quirky and charismatic.

>>211353317
>why Roman didn't use him earlier
After Mickey & Nancy failed, he probably figured the only way the job would get done was if he did it himself.

The problem with Stu getting money from his parents is that means they knew he survived and kept it quiet the entire time. While possible, just more likely nobody else knew of him surviving or he could have killed his parents after getting what he needed from them sometime later. Stu's sister is still alive, so there's a chance both of them team up in the new movie.

>>211353400
An anon after my own heart.

>>211353545
>kept it quiet the entire time
Tbf this is plausible because Vince being his nephew didn't register. They're the kind of rich parents that let their kid throw a kegger during a murder spree, and only be mad if he was found responsible. They could have kept him locked up until their death as a rich family secret when the sister is like, hey wanna do some revenge?
The keeping the kid that turns into a monster locked in the basement has a lot of previous horrors to draw on

>>211353613
Added. I probably don't need as many as I have but I'm a sucker for Bela Lugosi

>>211351519
Ok second one was a bit poo. She kills herself at the end in front of everyone and not one fucking fan got their phone out to start recording. That’s so unrealistic :d

>>211353216

Movies like Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

>>211354273
August Underground

>>211351519
Second one is way better than the first

>>211354303
They're rubbish

>>211354211
Never said #2, but cool strawman. Filtered. Keep replying, I'll never see it. I know your mental illness won't allow you not to.

Has anyone seen The Eye trilogy? Wondering if 2 & 3 are worth it since I liked 1.

>>211355017
second one is pretty good, haven't seen the third one

>>211355017
2 was terrifying to me when i saw it over a decade ago.

I accept your concession

/pol/ is that way.

>>211355782
As shitty as this place has been in the past, it some how manages to get worse. Holy shit the left can't meme (they're only good at cutting their own dicks off)

Y'all could be watching Scream and Scream Again and thinking about vampires made by nazis instead of nazis

>>211353400
Noice

>>211356069
>he did the thing
>again

>>211356723
ha

>>211354007
Always good to have some stuff on standby just in case. I just caught it for the first time on Freevee. Never really payed attention to notice before how tall he was. (6.1) He's usually hunched over someone doing the Bleh pose.

>>211333772 (OP)
Just watched this.
Fuck me, it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Does Eric Roberts work for food?

>>211356766
If you haven't seen it, The Devil Bat is him being a scientist wronged by a cosmetics conglomerate, he manages to look small for the character but all the corporate people also ask him to sit down while they talk lol

>pissman is sliding the thread by arguing politics with himself again

>Girl you're every woman in the world to me
>You're my fantasy, you're my reality

damn, this movie is bad

besides the fact that it's a From Dusk Till Dawn rip off,
the social commentary is shallow as a kiddie pool, the cinematography is absolutely nonexistent with excessive amount of green screen and eye bleeding cgi;
And for a movie about blues there's hardly any blues in it.

How much do you trust this guy's directions?

>>211354273
The Golden Glove

>>211333816
>Katsup in a glass bottle
Take me back please.

>>211354273
Maniac (1980) and Maniac (2012)

>>211357888

>>211340058
She was incredible.

>>211358359
Haven't drank soda since november, did not really crave it until seeing this picture right now.

>>211357888
I'm sure he'll point me in the safest direction

>>211348287
Nurse RATCHET NO!!!

>>211351496
it's me. Only confirmed my opinion. It's fucking shit

>>211354273
Clean, shaven (1993)

>>211334961
Anybody have a link to his short horror films starring the same cast? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21924828/

>>211356723
Is this the same man who couldn't open a jar, so he kept making excuses? His wife even had to come out on social media to defend him. Pathetic.

>>211358469
>He points you towards this castle for shelter from a storm

>>211358462
>soda
Is /hor/ ready for Voo Dew this year?

>>211358462
>since november
I'm on 25 years without that garbage
>soda
True Chads call it by its proper name, pop.

>>211358929
>25 years
Based, i'm trying to go forever too, my sister said there's no way i would last a year, so coming november if i don't relapse i get 50 bucks.
>True Chads call it by its proper name, pop.
I'm ESL.

>>211358929
Pop is west coast faggot-speak.

>>211359094
>my sister said there's no way i would last a year
Proving people wrong is always a great motivator, sometimes even more so than a monetary reward.
>I'm ESL
In the US different regions call it by different names. Mine uses pop.

>>211359134
What? West Coast uses Soda. Midwest Chads say Pop. The ONLY answer I refuse to accept is calling it all Coke. That's just fucking stupid and confusing.

Second wave of Fantasia films announced: https://fantasiafestival.com/en/news/fantasia-2025-second-wave

So far I'm eyeing these movies:
Eddington
Nyaight of the Living Cat
Sham
Kazakh Scary Tales
New Group
Every Heavy Thing
Buffet Infinity
Dog of God
The School Duel
Transcending Dimensions
The Wailing
Terrestrial
Influencers
The Woman
Hold the Fort
Anything That Moves
A Grand Mockery

>>211358708
Looks groovy. Let's stay here for the night, gang

>>211359214
>calling it all Coke
Wait, there's people who actually do this?

>>211359220
>Nyaight of the Living Cat
Sounds kino
>Blazing Fists
>Sham
I really hope he goes FULL FUCKING MIIKE
>Find Your Friends
Sounds like typical feminist anti-male shit.
>New Group
Sounds like it'll be good

>>211359305
Unfortunately, they do exist according to surveys.

>>211359220
>Old Guys in Bed
Perfect for /hor/

>>211359214
Lived in CA and OR. They called it pop.
Grew up in New England. They called it soda.
No one calls all of it Coke.
What the fuck is going on.

>>211354211
>how to find the tranny/third worlder
>set it on fire

>>211359389
Various charts say that people in Cali call it soda. Midwest all call it pop. Coke seems to be prevalent in the South.

https://brilliantmaps.com/soda-vs-pop-vs-coke-map-of-the-us/

>>211359389
>No one calls all of it Coke
Some parts of the South do.

Top-tier CGI in Reeker

looks like a non-bitstarved version of The Shrouds came out today

>>211358359
looks like paradise, apart from I'd steer clear of all the sugary shite

Jai kino

>>211359465
That's terrifying

>>211343222
>Feeding the algorithm

>>211344735
lol I saw the m2gan trailer today. Looks like pure slop. Is it even considered a horror movie?

>>211344735
Official poster? Pretty kino.

>>211359588
It's Aliens to Alien, T2 to Terminator.

Mornin', killers

When did we hit peak MoH?

>>211360612
Cigarette Burns, easily.

>>211353613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToYYWDpZJzc

>>211360612
Sick Girl

>>211359465
I was about to type
>Is he okay?
and then I saw the filename lol.

>>211360744
>It's an oriental cigarette
Could you get opiate cigarettes back then? Because that is a perfect product

only thing I've liked about Art in a Clownfield so far is that a guy in rural america actually has a big gun and owns a lot of the killers
Any other slashers like that?
It's crazy how so many of the classic slashers take place in small towns and such yet nobody has a gun as if they were modern day New York liberals or whatever
While we're at it, what slashers other than Art actually use guns?

>>211360612
the one with the actual pedo vampire teacher if only because they had the balls to make him a pedo

>>211362142
The 'final girl is actually a much more dangerous killer than the killers' is always great.

>>211362142
Halloween Kills, Evil Dies Tonight!

>>211339885
Death Ship and Shock Waves would also be a good duo

>>211358427
She was hot in House On Haunted Hill too.

>>211358712
Yes. (is it just grape every time?)

>>211359305
Arkansas here, can confirm.

>>211362422
>>211358427
I like her on Witch Hunters the most

>>211362760
>is it just grape every time?
I don't know if it's ever been grape. Last year it was pink starburst and the year before it was cherry airheads.

>>211348608
Yeah similar feeling. The individual elements are good, but only tie together in theory rather than feeling coherent.
Like Kolobos thought it's a bit of a gem.

>>211354273
Angst

>>211358518
Lel, I had really negative thoughts about it right after viewing but the more I thought back on it the more I just remembered the parts I liked. Good to know since I will avoid doing the same...

There is literally no new creature kino to watch...........

>>211354273
Thoughts on this film?

>>211364966
Is that Arachnid?

>>211364966
Sometimes it's better not to know its gonna be a creature film and you just stumble upon them.

>>211365308
That's never ever a thing though.
I can only see that happening with something like From Dusk Till Dawn and even then the era of watching movies just because they're on tv or by reading a movie cover is long long gone

>>211364966
What do you mean? Infested was kino.

>>211365499
Yes, but I already watched it

>>211365376
It is when you watch lots of movies. I mean I watched Arcadian and didn't know what to expect. Or Daddy's Head.

>>211365631
I do watch a lot of horror but I'll always look at least at the synopsis, if only to find metaphor or trauma horror

>>211364966
Asylum remade The Land That Time Forgot again. Haven't seen it yet.

Soon

around 50 minutes into paranormal activity (2007) you can see the main actress's beautiful soles

>>211364966
You've watched all the chinese stuff?
The low budget shark movie du jour?

>>211333812
>'gento
heh... 'gento, 'bava... we do things a lil differently here on the 'chan ;)

'jessica ‘arper... those r*dditurds just wouldn't get our culture

>>211367390
Yeah but you'd have to take your eyes off her bazongas

>>211365499
For some reason, I am alright with blacks in French movies, but not in Hollywood ones.

>>211367681
>>211333812
>>211334099
Get off /tv/ and /hor/

Watch Lowlifes

>>211367838
I watched it for him and now he's a horror star unlike her dead career

>>211339127
I’m still here. Horror fan for 43 years and still kicking it.

>>211357685
You put that on while Tyrone was over?

>>211340258
>>Prom Night 4
Calls itself prom night 4 has nothing to do with the previous movies. Still enjoyable and fun ride with sexy girls. They also made an unofficial prom night 5 (The Club 1994) with the same actor as the villain.

>>211368063
lol he probably watched it under the stairs while they were upstairs

>>211368067
Yeah, I haven't run across 3 anywhere yet either but 4 is an ok slasher in it's own right.
>captche" DJANT
Not horror, but I'd watch it.

>>211368067
Yes, 4 is okay as a stand alone movie, but not as a sequel to 2 and 3. I guess 2 and 3 have nothing to do with the original, but I'm bias and think they should have kept going with the Mary Lou storyline instead of trying to reboot it again and killing it.

>>211368127
Who is “they?”

>>211368411
you know who

>>211368452
>>211368411
Americans are so gross. Jordan Peele and the like would never get big in Europe.

>>211368522
> Americans are so gross
are cucks. ftfy

>>211335794
>Directed by Quentin Tarantino
He just couldn't help himself with the fanservice with that one scene kek. Casting the actor that looks like Elon Musk as the shitty father hating his own child was chef's kiss.

>A History of Violence is getting a 4k before The Fly
Fuck Fox/Disney

>>211368612
I legit though the father was Elon Musk at first kek. Abigail also had a Musk look-alike, not sure if it was the same actor.

>>211367983
Brutal. Did you notice the redhead from Lowlifes was the MCs roommate for one scene at the start as well?

did anyone else see Bring Her Back 2025? I saw it in cinemas because i wanted to support SA films. I thought the plot was very conventional but the knife sequence with the boy and him chewing on it and fucking up his teeth made me gag holy shit i had to look away

Also i claim Sally Hopkins as my milf waifu, i want to try to impregnate her in vain but we try anyway and roleplay as such just because its be hot

>>211365499
This directors gonna be helming the new Evil Dead film. My expectations are extremely low.

>>211364966
Kino soon

Harperspammer should've been murdered long ago.

>>211370280
lol I just ignore his posts
I drop in sometimes and its just him spamming in every general.

>>211335794
Honestly no idea what u talk about?

Gay scene?
The sweetheart?

>>211334961
i'm enjoying this one

>>211370280
Him and the Jcon simp

>>211333812

>>211343109
>>211337428
>>211339419
see —->>211370607

>>211370524
Kek he really was pulling things out of his ass for that part. Since a bunch of it is Japanese mysticism it works fine cuz you can't really call it out.

>>211370762
yeah it's pure kino shits had me laughing

Golf clap

>>211351463
Been interested in a couple of his earlier flicks, which you'd think he'd try to rerelease with English subs or dubs now that he's gotten traction in the English-speaking world, but no.

>>211368067
>Calls itself prom night 4 has nothing to do with the previous movies
Not like 2 and 3 had anything to do with 1. The only thing all four have in common is the same school and I guess 4 opening on the same night as 2.

>>211370441
The faggots kissing

Just put on Left Behind with Nic Cage

>>211371530
>WE ALL GOT LEFT BEHIND

>>211370982
>poster is amazing
>film is so low quality they use cgi on a fucking wall because ketchup was out of the budget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElMORV0VZzk

>>211367176
>didn't include the kino remake
ngmi

>>211371439
but enough about your father

What's next for Halloween?

>>211369597
Ya, that movie sucked. That scene did make a bunch of people squeal though.

>>211372285
fuck, kill, marry

>>211357685
You’re uninvited from the cookout whiteboi!

>>211369597
well well well, if it isn’t the anon that watches a bunch of gay woke shit in theaters.

>>211357685
Did you bring your wife to the movie with you? Did you guys bring anyone back from the movie with you?

>>211357685
Yeah, it's a drama that doesn't want to be boring so tries to layer on some horror.
Also the major plot points were stupid. Why did they forget the sun would come up.

>>211372285
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

>>211357685
Vamp was first.

>>211372995
>In the film, three college students visit a strip club with the intention of hiring a stripper for a college fraternity. The stripper who impresses them turns out to be a powerful vampire
is it good?

>>211373068
Lots of fun. 80s classic.

horror kino coming soon

>>211373421
I love the HHLLC series, but it not being FF is retarded as fuck. I'll still watch it and probably love it, especially if it involves the county fair and they're rebuilding the cult.

>>211373421
I hope they learned from 4's reception that clown mannequins = scary and to keep it simple, stupid.

I'll bake a new thread

>>211373600
Better be spooky

>>211373620
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>>211346211
Best horror flick I've watched this year so far