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Anonymous No.211339943 >>211339987 >>211340016 >>211340023 >>211340042 >>211340066 >>211340075 >>211340094 >>211340114 >>211340134 >>211340237 >>211340252 >>211341451 >>211341866 >>211343156 >>211343510 >>211343521 >>211343580 >>211343722 >>211344028 >>211344072 >>211344261 >>211344701 >>211344841 >>211345397 >>211346004 >>211346140 >>211346157 >>211346578 >>211351820 >>211351839 >>211352334 >>211352720 >>211353492 >>211353566 >>211353610 >>211353639 >>211354673 >>211355608 >>211356076 >>211356594 >>211357365 >>211359089 >>211359110 >>211360574 >>211360622 >>211360757 >>211362003 >>211363073 >>211363127 >>211363350 >>211364709 >>211364870 >>211364909 >>211367430 >>211367767 >>211371501 >>211371644
Why do incels hate this movie? Dont like it then dont watch it. Its not for you
Anonymous No.211339967
Sneed
Chuck
Bane
Buck
FPBP
Anonymous No.211339987 >>211342982
>>211339943 (OP)
uuh were in a recession what do they expect
Anonymous No.211340016 >>211344113 >>211346749 >>211361906 >>211366980 >>211367057 >>211367875
>>211339943 (OP)
That's a shame. It had good action and it wasn't a girlboss movie. She actually had to use weapons and fight dirty to beat men. Also, John Wick kicked her ass without any difficulty.
Anonymous No.211340023 >>211340074
>>211339943 (OP)
>Dont like it then dont watch it
that sort of explains why it did so bad in the box i guess?
Anonymous No.211340042 >>211343541
>>211339943 (OP)
I have nothing against this movie thoughbeit but I haven’t seen a John Wick movie besides the first one.
Anonymous No.211340057 >>211340100 >>211342723 >>211370000
What recent female action film has actually made money?
Anonymous No.211340066 >>211350753
>>211339943 (OP)
Female action movies are meant for streaming. Advertisers pay more for media that has higher female demographics so these low budget girlboss action movies are going to flop at box offices before making the studio's money from women watching this slop on streaming.
Anonymous No.211340074 >>211340176 >>211344380 >>211344443 >>211345867 >>211349978 >>211353381 >>211353566 >>211353621 >>211355535 >>211356035 >>211359439 >>211360144 >>211360861 >>211361342 >>211362151 >>211363407 >>211364743 >>211370282
>>211340023
You incels reviewbombed it and talked shit about it online. Whenever theres a strong female MC, you incels get out of the woodworks
Anonymous No.211340075
>>211339943 (OP)
if they wanted to make a spinoff of john wick they should have made the mc male
female action stars are just ridiculous
I can suspend my disbelief a lot, but thats too much
Anonymous No.211340094
>>211339943 (OP)
Shan't be watching it my lords!
Anonymous No.211340100 >>211344362
>>211340057
Alita
Get fuckt
Anonymous No.211340114 >>211340187
>>211339943 (OP)
Incels hate everything and everyone because they'll forever be horny with no one to fuck.
Anonymous No.211340134 >>211340169 >>211354119
>>211339943 (OP)
>β€œBallerina” had a production budget of $90 million, but the studio sells most of its international territories in advance, so it's still expecting β€œBallerina” to be profitable for the studio

it'll be alright
Anonymous No.211340169 >>211353808
>>211340134
I think so, because Ana is actually hot and not a random mid bitch.
Anonymous No.211340176
>>211340074
erm, what the sigma?
Anonymous No.211340187 >>211340245 >>211343957 >>211346863 >>211353651
>>211340114
My solution to the incel problem is that the government will check if a male is still a virgin past 25. If hes still a virgin then he will be eutanized since he will be a nuisance soon or worse he'll be a school shooter
Anonymous No.211340237 >>211364826
>>211339943 (OP)
Ana is the last woman you want starring in an action movie. She's way too nice and quiet in her personality to play some tough girl.
Anonymous No.211340245 >>211340320
>>211340187
Just letting the school shootings happen and even enabling them seems cheaper and more effective though, unlike euthanasia it's literally just nature and natural selection sorting itself out.
Anonymous No.211340252
>>211339943 (OP)
Didn't south park make an entire episode about this?
Anonymous No.211340320 >>211340393
>>211340245
Its not about efficiency
Anonymous No.211340393 >>211340499
>>211340320
It's about saving pussy bitch normies from school shootings with euthanasia from daddy government? But why is that even desirable for anyone at all?
Anonymous No.211340499 >>211340554 >>211341878
>>211340393
Because killing innocent people is bad. History says that incels are the root of all the problems in the world so its natural that we kill them
Anonymous No.211340554
>>211340499
>wants to euthanise people pre-emptively
>talks about innocence
Nah what you think is being innocent is just being a pussy, real men have died in combat throughout all the ages and looking at people like you there is evidently no good reason it should stop.
Anonymous No.211340589 >>211341789
if you watch the scenes you can tell its bs she didnt sell it. its like me i try to do some action shit and i wont sell it. statham and the guys from the raid can sell it. fucking diesel,stallone, arnie, etc. can sell just by sheer physicality
Anonymous No.211341451 >>211354144
>>211339943 (OP)
It cost too much. Should've stuck to JW 1+2 budget when starting out a new character: https://www.the-numbers.com/movies/franchise/John-Wick#tab=summary
Anonymous No.211341789
>>211340589
What is this wrestling?
Anonymous No.211341866
>>211339943 (OP)
it didnt have that big of a budget so itll be ok
Anonymous No.211341878 >>211342174
>>211340499
>History says that incels are the root of all the problems in the world
The fuck kind of "history" have you been reading, faggot?
Anonymous No.211341961 >>211367488
Where are the female fans like those who showed up for Barbie, huh?
Anonymous No.211342174 >>211343142
>>211341878
Gonna cry, incel?
Anonymous No.211342723
>>211340057
All of them made millions of dollars.
Anonymous No.211342982 >>211359017 >>211371542
>>211339987
lilo and stitch made a billion dollars the previous weekend, my guy
Anonymous No.211343060 >>211343143 >>211370756
The more we learn about the assassin universe, the stupider it gets.
Anonymous No.211343142
>>211342174
>cries about shitty girlboss movie bombing
are you shaking right now? kek
Anonymous No.211343143 >>211343202
>>211343060
Just like your life then
Anonymous No.211343156
>>211339943 (OP)
I actually plan to watch this since my waifu is in it.
Anonymous No.211343202 >>211343229
>>211343143
kek absolutely destroyed anon

On topic, movie was pretty good. I think it just needed better advertising like more John Wick in the trailers. Still need more time for a final box office assessment, though.
Anonymous No.211343229
>>211343202
The movie was ass. The stuntmen were way too accommodating. They should just not have her do any hand-to-hand and just focus on the gun fighting.
Anonymous No.211343287 >>211343474 >>211345001 >>211355406
>incel
>tranny
>troon
>chud
>cuck
All need to be autoban strings.
Anonymous No.211343474
>>211343287
Pretty sure youre one of those things so consider yourself booned
Anonymous No.211343510
>>211339943 (OP)
Internet celebrities are hard to please unless you're Stuckmam who praises everything now that she is a real movie maker
Anonymous No.211343521
>>211339943 (OP)
>don't like it don't watch it
>one month later
>WHY DIDN'T MEN WATCHING THIS MOVIE
Anonymous No.211343541
>>211340042
>besides the first one.
Lucky. I saw the first one in theaters, watched the second one at home, and went to the theater to see the third one because I was under the impression that it would be the last.
Anonymous No.211343580
>>211339943 (OP)
john wick was a good stand alone movie but a shit franchise, and nothing about this spinoff made it seem like an improvement. i wouldn't even torrent this.
Anonymous No.211343722 >>211343775
>>211339943 (OP)
This movie wouldn't have flopped if the plot was Ana rapes John Wick.
Anonymous No.211343775
>>211343722
So knock knock?
Anonymous No.211343957 >>211344049
>>211340187
you ARE an incel
Anonymous No.211344028
>>211339943 (OP)
I was going to see it but then I got sick. Now I'm busy for the rest of the week and it leaves AVX on Sunday. Anyways.
Anonymous No.211344049
>>211343957
Cry
Anonymous No.211344072
>>211339943 (OP)
65% of the audience were males.
women completely skipped and avoided this
Anonymous No.211344113 >>211344221 >>211346749 >>211352059 >>211363294 >>211365887
>>211340016
I think suffered mostly from people being done with John Wick movies. They stretched it as far as they could
Anonymous No.211344221 >>211344394
>>211344113
Well he is dead, after all. They killed him. Like a dog. Show's over.
Anonymous No.211344261
>>211339943 (OP)
It's meh anyway.
Anonymous No.211344362 >>211344593 >>211360725 >>211360781
>>211340100
>Alita
shit movie that will never have a sequel
Anonymous No.211344380
>>211340074
Then don't make those movies if they have no audience?
Anonymous No.211344394 >>211346749
>>211344221
Funny is they really didn’t need to even tie it John Wick. It could’ve easily been entirely separate movie. In fact, Wick stuff hurt it more then helped it
Anonymous No.211344443
>>211340074
>backtracks when confronted with a counter-reply
That’s some christcuck behavior kid.
Anonymous No.211344593 >>211344922
>>211344362
Cope
Anonymous No.211344701
>>211339943 (OP)
>dose chipmunks
why didnt they force her into shape. surely the contract would have required it
Anonymous No.211344824
knock knock was better
Anonymous No.211344841 >>211350035
>>211339943 (OP)
Her hair is terrible.
Anonymous No.211344863 >>211344936 >>211344945 >>211346869
I liked it. If you are expecting realism form a John Wick movie you are a retard. This movie did what every stupid female action movie reused to do. Acknowledge women are not men! Did not see Ballerina tossing guys around or over powering them and basically just being a guy with tits.
Anonymous No.211344922
>>211344593
>struck a nerve
kek
Anonymous No.211344925
Why would I watch this when she isn't sexy anymore?
Anonymous No.211344936
>>211344863
Dilate
Anonymous No.211344945 >>211344987
>>211344863
>waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaa
I expect it to be well made and not retarded, and I didn't get that
Unsexy petite women who fight like men have no market. Fuck off with your politics
Anonymous No.211344987 >>211345265
>>211344945
Reading comprehension isn’t your thing I see
Anonymous No.211345001 >>211345044
>>211343287
Unironicaly this, I'm fucking tired of this shit
Anonymous No.211345044
>>211345001
Then leave. Maybe reddit is up your speed
Anonymous No.211345084 >>211345151
does she force john wick to have sex with her while wearing a schoolgirl uniform?
Anonymous No.211345151
>>211345084
No thats pedophila
Anonymous No.211345265
>>211344987
condescension =/= argument
Anonymous No.211345397 >>211345509
>>211339943 (OP)
does she show her tits? no? not watching then.
Anonymous No.211345509
>>211345397
she literally has no curves. Shit casting
Anonymous No.211345867
>>211340074
Ywnbaw
Anonymous No.211346004 >>211346089
>>211339943 (OP)
>Ballerina gets grenades exploding near her head multiple times
>she gets up just fine every time
Anonymous No.211346089 >>211346222
>>211346004
the entire serie does that shit. The problem of using cgi instead of fireworks, espectially if the movie is made by people who don't know how the real world works
Anonymous No.211346116 >>211346178
ill watch it because daryl dixon's in it and that's it
Anonymous No.211346140
>>211339943 (OP)
NO PUSSY! NO MOVIE NIGHTS!
Anonymous No.211346157
>>211339943 (OP)
This movie was retarded. I don't remember if the John wick movies were this stupid.
Anonymous No.211346178 >>211346189
>>211346116
He's in one scene
Anonymous No.211346189
>>211346178
you serious? well that's fucking dumb lmao. might not even bother now
Anonymous No.211346222 >>211348842 >>211351147
>>211346089
Even John Wick is unrealistic (as most action films are), multiple scenes he faces off against multiple opponents who fumble rather than just shooting him instantly.
Anonymous No.211346578
>>211339943 (OP)
I liked it though. It was the second best John Wick movie right after the first one.
Anonymous No.211346749 >>211353432 >>211355189
>>211340016
>>211344113
>>211344394
Oh I get it, they saw the failure of Atomic Blond and slapped on a "featuring Dante from the devil may cry series" logo on their new movie to make sure it wouldn't fail
Anonymous No.211346863 >>211347269
>>211340187
How can a 25 year old be a school shooter? School shooters are almost always teens that go to the school
Anonymous No.211346869
>>211344863
>If you are expecting realism form a John Wick movie you are a retard.
There is a thin line between a movie seeming realistic or plausible, and straight up super hero fantasy. A 50kg girl winning a fight against a man because she kicked him in the nuts 3 times is plausible. A 60 year old man falling down 500 steps 3 times without a fracture, sprain or a scratch, is ridiculous. Or the blind sharpshooter. Or the henchman that could catch arrows with his hands, but gets owned by a 40kg dog.
Anonymous No.211347269 >>211347986
>>211346863
Well theyre always white thats for sure
Anonymous No.211347986
>>211347269
Based
Anonymous No.211348842
>>211346222
John Wick is not ust unrealistic, it's retarded.
Again, made in a green room by people who never interacted with the real world, for people with the same problem.

The bullshit you see in Commando is at least bound to real world physics. Real ground under the feet, real object you smash into, real weapons are held. John Wick is basically Bugs Bunny
Anonymous No.211349978
>>211340074
It's true. We really are that powerful.
Anonymous No.211350035
>>211344841
That's Casca
Anonymous No.211350753 >>211364394
>>211340066
>these low budget girlboss action movies are going to flop at box offices before making the studio's money from women watching this slop on streaming.
Their main audience is men, women don't like girlboss action movies they prefer stuff with guys because it's better eyecandy for them
Anonymous No.211351147 >>211351878
>>211346222
Only the first movie is realistic, realistic body armor, realistic situation, from the 2nd it's going deeper in world building BUT getting crazier in equipment like bulletproof suit jacket that you wave around as sort of ballistic shield
Anonymous No.211351820
>>211339943 (OP)
>Wicktrash
I'm still shocked at the fanfare John Wick 4 got. There must be less than a thousand people in the English speaking world who actually like movies.
Anonymous No.211351839 >>211352298
>>211339943 (OP)
The name killed it.
Anonymous No.211351878
>>211351147
>bulletproof suit jacket that you wave around as sort of ballistic shield
Seeing this in action was one of the most viscerally retarded things I've seen actors do. How did anyone not laugh at this in the theater?
Anonymous No.211352059 >>211365554
>>211344113
They are apparently trying to figure out how to bring him back for a fifth one.
Anonymous No.211352298
>>211351839
Maybe an attempt to draw in the zoomies?
Anonymous No.211352334
>>211339943 (OP)
It failed for the same reasons Furiosa failed.

It tries to ride the coattails of a legendary male lead action series. No one asked for this. It may not be a woke girl boss slop flick but at this point the fatigue of those is real and to be avoided.
Anonymous No.211352720
>>211339943 (OP)
Why would I watch a ballerina movie? That's for girls
Anonymous No.211353381
>>211340074
Let this be a lesson to you. Make movies that cater specifically to me or pay the price.
Anonymous No.211353432 >>211359057
>>211346749
This movie has nothing to do with Atomic Blonde. This as a John Wick movie.
Anonymous No.211353473
This movie had some looney tunes shit in it.
Anonymous No.211353475 >>211353882 >>211371525
All the posts complaining about her being a tiny woman are actually bots. Hope that helps you to better understand this thread.
Anonymous No.211353492
>>211339943 (OP)
>Do nothing
>Win
Anonymous No.211353521
Why was John Wick impervious to bullets? Is he a superman now?
Anonymous No.211353566 >>211354174
>>211339943 (OP)
>>211340074
Anonymous No.211353610
>>211339943 (OP)
Unironically it's because of the title.

Me and my bro went and saw Furiosa no problem. No way are we gonna buy two tickets to a movie called Ballerina. That's just pushing it
Anonymous No.211353621
>>211340074
what part of "don't like it" do you not understand buddy?
Anonymous No.211353639 >>211353743
>>211339943 (OP)
I catched this movie on a whim, and the action (while cool) got old by the third act. Are all Wick movies like this?
Anonymous No.211353651
>>211340187
isn't that what your government did? ship you off to canada?
Anonymous No.211353743
>>211353639
>Wick movies like this?

Pretty much. I checked out after the third because of it and haven't seen the 4th yet even though people tell me it's good.
Anonymous No.211353806 >>211355340
When did trolling become so crude?
Anonymous No.211353808
>>211340169
She's too old, not hot anymore, has zero charisma and isn't believable as an action hero.
Anonymous No.211353882
>>211353475
Why are you imagining posts and then blaming bots for it?
Anonymous No.211354119 >>211354290
>>211340134
I also think it will be alright. It will earn around $200 million. The first John Wick cost $30 million and made $80 million. The second cost $40 million and made $170 million. The third cost $75 million and made $320 million, and the fourth cost $100 million and made $440 million

Chuds are posting as if John Wick is billion dollar franchise
Anonymous No.211354144 >>211364459 >>211365464
>>211341451
I am also wondering why it costs so much. The movie cost more than first two John Wick movies. The gamble is too big.
Anonymous No.211354174 >>211355372 >>211371514
>>211353566
Cope. Kingdom Come 2 is woke. Expedition 33 is woke.
Lillo and Stich is super woke. As is Sinners
(granted I hate Disney)
Anonymous No.211354290 >>211355429
>>211354119
>The first John Wick cost $30 million and made $80 million. The second cost $40 million and made $170 million
what happened here?
Anonymous No.211354673 >>211355251 >>211355307
>>211339943 (OP)
>woman lend action movie
No one wants to watch this, how many times do we have to say it?
Anonymous No.211355189
>>211346749
Atomic Blonde did fine, it made 100 million on a 30 million budget.
The reason its had no sequels is because the rights to the movies are stuck in a legal hell since it was based on a comic, it's similar to why there's been no continuation to the Dragon Ball Super anime.
Anonymous No.211355251 >>211355413
>>211354673
>Kill Bill
>Atomic Blonde
>Tomb Raider
There's been plenty of those that made money, its just current Hollywood can't write and can't do action scenes worth shit.
Anonymous No.211355268 >>211357227
>>211354365
Damn the original FF VII was woke?
Anonymous No.211355273 >>211355296
>>211355244
Twitter trannies are literally shitting on it because the game and the dev team are "too white".
Anonymous No.211355296 >>211361329
>>211354365
It's woke because it has body types rather than gender, strong women and black characters

>>211355273
I think that's a false flag.
Anonymous No.211355307
>>211354673
You can, just make the chick hot.
Anonymous No.211355340
>>211353806
When it stopped being about fun and the internet became SRS BUSINESS.
These statists and unironic voters think they are saving the world with their internet posts.
Anonymous No.211355344
it looks so bad i couldnt even finish the trailer. i literally turned it off after 45 seconds
Anonymous No.211355372 >>211371547
>>211354174
>Expedition 33 is woke.
Not really possible when the story is original.
Anonymous No.211355406 >>211371558
>>211343287
Throw "slop" and "woke" in there too. Nobody who uses those terms have anything of value to say.
Anonymous No.211355413 >>211355450
>>211355251
Disingenuous, pre-covid it was way easier for mediocre movies to be moderately succesful
Anonymous No.211355429
>>211354290
What do you mean? In my opinion, first John Wick was quite meh. The main problem is that villain was lame and ending super anticlimatic.
Anonymous No.211355450 >>211355471
>>211355413
>pre covid
You must be an American to think that glorified cough did anything.
Anonymous No.211355471 >>211355498
>>211355450
What a monumentally fucking retarded post.
Anonymous No.211355498 >>211355568
>>211355471
And I bet you say shit like "WE LIVE IN A POST COVID WORLD" unironically as if anything significant has changed.
Sometimes I wish Covid had been Black Death-tier, just so at least the attention it got would have been warranted.
Anonymous No.211355535
>>211340074
jfc are Incels THIS powerful?
I kneel chuddies
Anonymous No.211355550
>>211355482
I like John Wick, the stories and universe is shit, everyone is an assassin??? But it itches that itch for "martial arts" action movies. We need a need a new Jackie Chan, I want the Raid 3 but that wont ever happen... So John Wick is good enough.
Anonymous No.211355568
>>211355498
This has to be bait, right? You know cinemas shut down and literally every movie was delayed and/or dumped on streaming, right? Or is your directionbrain so warped you just delete history you don't like?
Anonymous No.211355608 >>211355908 >>211356058 >>211356086 >>211371627
>>211339943 (OP)
Chud bros
We lost
Anonymous No.211355675 >>211359770
does she get naked
if not why should i care
Anonymous No.211355908
>>211355608
I hate that drinking faggot so much. Annoying fucking voice and braindead takes.
Anonymous No.211355978 >>211371642
>Movie simply has a female main character
>Somehow this makes it a culture war subject
Anonymous No.211356035
>>211340074
Yep, you got me.
I can't influence a woman so she would hold my hand but I can sink a 300 million $ movie by whim.
Anonymous No.211356049
>>211355981
>launch themselves off the ground and lock their calves around a big guy's neck and spin them around with their momentum
Hurricanrana, a professional wrestling move. Cool in wrestling, stupid applied absolutely anywhere else
Anonymous No.211356058 >>211356142
>>211355608
>it made more money!
it also had over triple the budget
Anonymous No.211356076
>>211339943 (OP)
>Dont like it then dont watch it
Isn't that what's happening?
Anonymous No.211356086
>>211355608
It hasn't made more than John Wick 1 yet, but I think it will earn $200 million
Anonymous No.211356142
>>211356058
I have no idea why this movie cost more than first two Wick movies combined
Anonymous No.211356594 >>211356755
>>211339943 (OP)
Judging by the trailer, she looks like she didn't go through all that much training.
She got enough to learn the movements for gun handling and fighting. But it didn't come off as natural.
I'll watch it once it's on streaming services.
Anonymous No.211356755 >>211361948
>>211356594
>I'll watch it once it's on streaming services.
My stance on all movies as they all should be release day one, at $30 to download
Anonymous No.211357227
>>211355268
Yes, it had blacks and gays in it.
Anonymous No.211357365 >>211357470
>>211339943 (OP)
weak bait thread by op the faggot
the probably should advertised it more as wick movie because most people hear "ballerina" would expect some musical number like the 2016 animation movie
Anonymous No.211357470
>>211357365
Every single theater that is showing this near me says Ballerina - John Wick on it
Anonymous No.211359017 >>211359131
>>211342982
>PG film
If you see the numbers, you can clearly see the recession and how R films are having a really bad time.
Ballerina failed in the marketing completely and chuds can say this was their win. It's a normal viewership behavior.
I dare to say, Ballerina it's the best action film in this year so far.
Anonymous No.211359057 >>211367290
>>211353432
I know, but it was the same people and very similar in style and execution. But John Wick launched a franchise while Atomic blonde did not
Anonymous No.211359089
>>211339943 (OP)
I could swear this movie came out like 3 years ago, I saw the trailer when I went to watch Mission Impossible and felt like I was going crazy.
Anonymous No.211359110
>>211339943 (OP)
Balecause the schtick is fucking old.
Anonymous No.211359131
>>211359017
*chuds can't say
Anonymous No.211359439 >>211360614 >>211371679
>>211340074
>alien
>aliens
>prey
>resident evil
>kill bill
>fury road
I could go on. All these movies are beloved here. We actually just hate feminazi, communist, cunt dikes and their jew handlers trying to shove race and gender communism down everyone's throats while talking shit to us for not falling hand over fist to give them our money for the privilege
Anonymous No.211359770 >>211360521
>>211355675
No, there is basically no sex appeal in the movie, unless you like post-wall Ana de armas derpy expressionless face
Anonymous No.211360144
>>211340074
Anonymous No.211360521 >>211360640
>>211359770
Cope
Anonymous No.211360574
>>211339943 (OP)
Str characters > Dex characters
simple as
Anonymous No.211360614 >>211371679
>>211359439
Shut the fuck you lying faggot.
James Cameron is famously progressive. If Aliens or Terminator 2 came out today, you would whine.
Ballerina is apolitical movie. John Wick franchise isn't pushing any message.
Anonymous No.211360622
>>211339943 (OP)
ADA has always been box office poison.
Anonymous No.211360640
>>211360521
You have some examples?
Anonymous No.211360679
>overly explained metaphors
>pointless flashbacks to 15 minutes ago
Do normies get angry if they don't immediately understand everything in action slop movies?
Anonymous No.211360725
>>211344362

Sequel will be announced any day now. I just know it, Alita bros!
Anonymous No.211360742
I just realised this was a knock knock reunion.
Anonymous No.211360757
>>211339943 (OP)
Nobody asked for John Wick 7 the origin of John, now imagine how many people asked for a spin off of John Wick 7
Anonymous No.211360781 >>211360829 >>211361281 >>211361487
>>211344362
That movie leftoids viscerally hated as basically nazi propaganda, for NO reason. Another one is joker
Anonymous No.211360829 >>211361487
>>211360781
>basically nazi propaganda
Because it is
Anonymous No.211360861
>>211340074
Anonymous No.211361220
Like I said before, nobody gives a fuck about action women
Anonymous No.211361281 >>211371693
>>211360781
They β€œhated” it because it came out alongside Captain Marvel and chuds pretended to like Alita in order to spite marvel fans
Anonymous No.211361329
>>211355296
It has no body types and there is not a single black fucking character in the entire game
Anonymous No.211361342 >>211361372
>>211340074
>reeee incels
holy shit get a new hyperfixation already
Anonymous No.211361372
>>211361342
Struck a nerve, huh?
Anonymous No.211361487 >>211371710
>>211360781
>>211360829
Fucking what??
Anonymous No.211361852
It was a good movie desu.
It just had zero advertising and "Ballerina" is a terrible name for an action movie.
Anonymous No.211361906
>>211340016
>and fight dirty to beat men
how dirty? Did she kick them in the balls? Because hahaha that would be so bad hahahahahaha!
Anonymous No.211361948 >>211361988
>>211356755
>My stance on all movies as they all should be release day one, at $30 to download
Current prices have the timed exclusivity deal with cinemas baked in, it would bump overall sales dramatically but hurt cinemas just enough to put them out of business
Anonymous No.211361988
>>211361948
I'll add that it's completely and utterly retarded that cinemas have completely failed to capitalise on their spaces and adapt to new needs and markets, having a massive screen which allows people to watch shit in groups together has so many applications, live sports being one of the most obvious.
Anonymous No.211362003 >>211362131 >>211364507 >>211364763
>>211339943 (OP)
I'm happily married. I'm never going to watch this garbage. My wife doesn't give a shit about it either (or any action movies for that matter). I'll 100% review bomb it though. Fuck (((Hollywood))).
Anonymous No.211362131 >>211362520 >>211371741
>>211362003
It sounds like you fall outside of out... their key demo, anon, we hope that you and your spouse find something in the wide array of quality tv and film content, available now in theatres and at home via streaming and on-demand.
Anonymous No.211362151 >>211362811
>>211340074
Anonymous No.211362520 >>211362643
>>211362131
Sounds expensive. No, we'll stick with IPTV and starving production companies of the shekels they so desire. I mean, have a look at their major shareholders, executives, creatives and "the talent" typically involved. They all promote diversity on screen but nearly all of them fail the Early Life Section test for variety. It's the hypocrisy that's the second worst part of it all.
Anonymous No.211362643 >>211362854
>>211362520
>nearly all of them fail the Early Life Section test for variety
Hollywood features a wide array of ethnically diverse individuals which make up the melting pot that is America, with individuals who can trace their ancestry to many countries, including the following independent nations:
Finland
Latvia
Lithuania
Estonia
Norway
Sweden
Denmark
Netherlands
Belgium
Great Britain
Ireland
France
Portugal
Spain
Switzerland
Lichtenstein
Luxembourg
Poland
Hungary
Romania
Yugoslavia
Russia
Bulgaria
Turkey
Iraq
Arabia
Syria
Palestine
Eqypt
Anonymous No.211362811
>>211362151
lol
Anonymous No.211362854
>>211362643
they're not Portuguese, man
Anonymous No.211362879
Why would I want to see "In the world of Jon Wick" when Jon Wick is barely in it?
Anonymous No.211362944
I'll watch when it releases on Vudango.
Anonymous No.211363073
>>211339943 (OP)
john wick movies are shit
only the first one is a nice novelty
JW2 and the rest are just generic slop
Anonymous No.211363127
>>211339943 (OP)
I am so fucking sick of girlbosses. I am so, so fucking sick of them.
Anonymous No.211363294
>>211344113
This. Watched the last one on a plane and had to keep checking how much time was left. Sure the action is well choreographed but it just keeps going and going and it gets tiresome. Also that prequel show they made sucked ass, made it like 20 min into it before turning it off.
Anonymous No.211363350
>>211339943 (OP)
Not interested
Anonymous No.211363407 >>211364142
>>211340074
I hate white women and how masculine and tranny-coded they are. I don't mind warrior girls in anime, but I have zero interest in watching a roastie in this role.
Anonymous No.211363990
I love alma and have been of a fan of tomb raider since a kid so girl bosses don't make a conniption fit.
Anonymous No.211364142
>>211363407
You and your ilk lost. We will come for you and ill be the one putting you out of your misery
Anonymous No.211364394
>>211350753
Their main audience is no one, then, because men don't like them either. Unless, that is, they lean heavily into their femininity (Tomb Raider, Underworld, Xena), which this one didn't.
I wonder how long it will take studios to relearn this basic fact.
Anonymous No.211364459
>>211354144
>I am also wondering why it costs so much. The movie cost more than first two John Wick movies.
Because they effectively shot the movie twice. They started principal photography all the way back in late 2022. Lance Reddick died in early 2023 and he is still in this movie released in mid-2025. That's how long they've been fucking around with reshoots and post-production, etc.
Anonymous No.211364507 >>211365051
>>211362003
fuck you dsp you fucking boomer closeted homosexual
Anonymous No.211364709
>>211339943 (OP)
>Dont like it then dont watch it. Its not for you
Your terms are acceptable.
Anonymous No.211364743
>>211340074
no one talked about this movie
Anonymous No.211364763
>>211362003
Anonymous No.211364826 >>211371524 >>211371762
>>211340237
>Ana is the last woman you want starring in an action movie. She's way too nice and quiet in her personality to play some tough girl.
disagree. not going to pay to see this one, of course..but she was the only redeemable part of No Time to Die
Anonymous No.211364870
>>211339943 (OP)
the cruise banged anna and then premiered his latest MI slop on the same week lmaoo he dgaf
Anonymous No.211364909
>>211339943 (OP)
>Dont like it then dont watch it.
i didnt and wont
Anonymous No.211365051
>>211364507
And I'll do it again! and again! and again!
Anonymous No.211365464
>>211354144
>I am also wondering why it costs so much.
Studios are incapable of scaling back or "starting over small". The studio director will get fired if he proposes that to the board. The next movie always has to be bigger than the last, until it all comes crashing down.
It's not just John Wick. Marvel, DC, Star Wars and so on all have that problem. Marvel should have started a new 5+ year phase after Endgame, but noo. Every movie has to be endgame now, with multiple characters and epic effects. The new Superman movie is similar. Instead of a small focused movie they already try to build the DCU in just one movie.
Anonymous No.211365554 >>211366108
>>211352059
>John Wick: Saint of Killers
I'd watch it.
Anonymous No.211365887 >>211365966
>>211344113
I mean I honestly tapped out in the second movie.
The first one is just a really nice tight revenge movie with a badass. You don't need much more lore or exposition than "baba yaga!"
And as it all goes on through the movies you realize literally everyone is a member of the super secret Illuminati assassins guild.
Anonymous No.211365966 >>211366116
>>211365887
The 4 movies are pretty cool. It's just mindless action with some superficial deep stuff thrown in.
They should have stopped after 3 movies though. Such a pseudo mystery world doesn't work well if you explore it too much.
Anonymous No.211366108 >>211366212
>>211365554
Isn't WBD wanting to bring back Keanu Constantine?
Anonymous No.211366116 >>211366278 >>211366318 >>211366950
>>211365966
I would have preferred if it wasn't so self serious and willing to embrace the camp.
Like the invincible bullet proof jacket, if people have shit like that then we should also be living on the moon, which makes me wonder if we have super secret Illuminati assassins on the moon, and if we have those, then why the fuck am I not watching John Wick vs Moonraker?
Anonymous No.211366212 >>211366278 >>211366312
>>211366108
Yeah but what chance is there that current year WB doesn't manage to shit it up, or try and memory hole it.
Anonymous No.211366278 >>211371803
>>211366116
Nah. Taking itself serious is why it works. Campy with stupid jokes everywhere would have ruined the movie long ago.

>>211366212
Constantine 2 would prominently feature Keanu Reeves, but the most screentime would have some brownish woman with curly hair.
Anonymous No.211366312
>>211366212
Can't say I'm excited for it. Time to move on.
Anonymous No.211366318 >>211366477
>>211366116
John Wick movies are slightly camp, especially The Continental hotel which is why the semi serious tone of the rest of it works. The type of camp you want is too overpowering.
Anonymous No.211366477
>>211366318
>too overpowering.
NIGGA I EAT THIS SHIT FOR BREAKFAST
Anonymous No.211366950
>>211366116
>I would have preferred if it wasn't so self serious and willing to embrace the camp.
In JW2, John and Cassian tumble down stairs for like 20 seconds.
>https://youtu.be/Pv70ImW-l3s?t=48s
The ultra efficiency of John is itself comedic. How overwrought the assassin world is is comedic. The movies are stealth comedies, if you understand in the slightest what you're watching.
Overplaying that hand would be retarded. You're retarded.
Anonymous No.211366980 >>211367178
>>211340016
>girlboss movie.
You people really need yo kill yourselves.
Anonymous No.211367057
>>211340016
>Also, John Wick kicked her ass without any difficulty.
I haven't watched the movie. John Wick doesn't get emasculated by girlboss?
Anonymous No.211367178
>>211366980
>You people
We don't use that kinda talk here.
Anonymous No.211367290
>>211359057
This movie is nothing like Atomic Blonde. Atomic Blonde doesn't kill 200 people.
CreepyThinMan No.211367430 >>211371814
>>211339943 (OP)
>Why do incels hate this movie? Dont like it then dont watch it. Its not for you

Incel
Chud
Have Sex
Touch Grass
Lol, lmao even
Brainrot
Crashout
Seethe
Cope
Slop

If this is your entire vocabulary then you are a failure of a human being but keep it up because it's endlessly entertaining to watch as you lack the self-awareness to realize that you're simply pawns in a game you don't even realize you're a part of being manipulated by others who want everyone fighting amongst each other over stupid superficial shit like race, gender and/or sexual orientation and if those things are how you define yourself rather than what you accomplish and the content of your character then you and nothing more than an empty shell with an endless black pit that will never be filled and spend the rest of your worthless existence being angry, bitter and misereable with your only desire to drag everyone down to your subhuman level.

In closing, such my respectable 7.5 inch lily white fuck hammer of the gods and eat shit while you spend the rest of this day and every other unhappy.

Forever.

!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.211367488
>>211341961
girls dont like action movies. Plus Ana is too attractive.
Anonymous No.211367767 >>211367920
>>211339943 (OP)
Why would anyone watch a John Wick sidestory when John Wick 4 ruined the franchise?
Anonymous No.211367875
>>211340016
>That's a shame. It had good action and it wasn't a girlboss movie. She actually had to use weapons and fight dirty to beat men. Also, John Wick kicked her ass without any difficulty.
This is why I loved Sofia in JW3. Random henchmen had her beaten, but she prevailed because of her dogs, which were themselves an extension of her intellect and discipline. It's the perfect way to do a female character who can hang with killers.
Anonymous No.211367920 >>211371823
>>211367767
JW4 is the best movie in the franchise by a huge margin.
Anonymous No.211369352
knew this was in trouble when the ads started showing that john wick shows up.
Anonymous No.211370000 >>211371836
>>211340057
Captain Marvel made lots
Anonymous No.211370282
>>211340074
review bombing does not exist, if your movie/game/website inspires people do go out of their way to give it a negative review, then that is real
Anonymous No.211370756 >>211370823
>>211343060
Honestly the last Jon wick just ruined the whole thing for me, it was meh action on top of a terrible ending. Why would I care about a continuation of that plot?
Anonymous No.211370823
>>211370756
this
>finish a story
>immediately add to it
even if the john wick ending was 10/10 this would still be a flop
Anonymous No.211371501 >>211371655
>>211339943 (OP)
why didnt women watch this shit?
Anonymous No.211371514
>>211354174
>we were always at war with eastasia
lmao how hard are you losing your stupid culture war if you have to lie like that?
Anonymous No.211371524
>>211364826
I want Paloma to touch my paloma
Anonymous No.211371525
>>211353475
lolololol
Anonymous No.211371542
>>211342982
>my guy
Anonymous No.211371547
>>211355372
and the small sprinkle of tokens are is killed after 10 mins of irrelevance only to leave the most non woke, and as a consequence hugely successful, game that CATERS TO NORMAL PEOPLE
Anonymous No.211371558
>>211355406
Lmao, everyone understand those word. You just want them to have no meaning so normal people would sto using them to point at you and voting against you
Anonymous No.211371627
>>211355608
>movie with massively bigger budget than X, riding the popularity created by X and its sequels, made more money than X
If the stupid woke religion wasn't crumbling, there wouldn't be be any use of these specious statements and lies
How humiliating must be for them
Anonymous No.211371642
>>211355978
Anonymous No.211371644
>>211339943 (OP)
>Dont like it then dont watch it
I didn't.
Anonymous No.211371655
>>211371501
Why would women watch a movie for men?
Anonymous No.211371679
>>211360614
>If Aliens or Terminator 2 came out today, you would whine.
Hypotetical scenario where I win and you lose without proof or argumen, kek
>>211359439
>>alien
yes
>>aliens
yes
>>prey
lol no
>>resident evil
yes
>>kill bill
yes
>>fury road
lol no
Anonymous No.211371693
>>211361281
and woketard hated Alita because ahe isn't one of their shitty female characters.
Both were shit
Anonymous No.211371710
>>211361487
If fucking sucked
It's a marvel like bad movie based on a bad anime based on good manga that nobody involved probably read
Anonymous No.211371741
>>211362131
>wide array of quality tv and film content, available now in theatres and at home via streaming and on-demand.
that wide array amount to zero. Unless you count old movies available
Anonymous No.211371762 >>211371792
>>211364826
Now compare that image with when classic/AJ Lara Croft did it and see why nobody cares about this movie
Anonymous No.211371792 >>211371856
>>211371762
The nepobaby? Tell me you fall for contrived hype without telling me you fall for contrived hype.
Anonymous No.211371803
>>211366278
>Taking itself serious is why it works.
It doesn't work tho. You are basically watching "serious" bugs bunny
Anonymous No.211371814
>>211367430
Leftard buzzwords never have any meaning. They are jsut stand in for "normal person who disagree with my extremsit political religion"
Anonymous No.211371823 >>211371865
>>211367920
That would be 1. The reste is looney tunes
Anonymous No.211371836
>>211370000
>pre endgame hype movie made money
Anonymous No.211371856
>>211371792
Can you rewrite that in non-redditspeak?
Normal people are reading
Anonymous No.211371865 >>211371969
>>211371823
International super assassins aren't real, you fucking retard. There is no non-cartoony take on them.
Anonymous No.211371969 >>211372074
>>211371865
Then where are the anime robots and the dragons?
Anonymous No.211372074 >>211372296
>>211371969
Bot reply.
Anonymous No.211372296 >>211372359
>>211372074
"bot" isn't when you don't like being contradicted and have no argument
Anonymous No.211372359 >>211372495
>>211372296
Post another screenshot to demonstrate your ability for original thought.
Anonymous No.211372495
>>211372359
Cry more