Night Shift Edition

>>211341460 (OP)
Goon 4 Neelix

>>211341486
I cant get an erection unless i watch tuvix die.
It has ruined every relationship i have ever had.
It started as a joke, but now i just cant get it up unless i watch him die.
Doctors cant help me.

I wrapped up TOS era by finishing the movies and at no point does Chekov ever come into himself. He only exists to be Russian, even in the 4th movie when it gets him noticed by Reagan Era Americans. Useless character.

i'm watching the episode with the first appearance of the Klingons. this main guy is awesome

>>211341592
That's John Colicos and he is extremely based. It's Kor, the same character from DS9

>>211341699
oh cool I remember liking that episode

>>211341586
Luckily Walter ended up doing Babylon 5. His character Bester was in only a handful of episodes but had a far larger presence than that.

>>211342032
I started this show but it's fucking retarded. When does it get good, or is it just not for me?

>>211341460 (OP)
It must be pretty comfy to work the night shift on the bridge.

>>211342307
Babylon 5 is kino.

>>211342374
Well the first 4 episodes are retarded, so when does it get good?

>>211342307
Don't watch "In The Beginning", the original pilot because too much of the cast/characters change between it and it getting picked up for production.
I'd say if you've made it 6 episodes into S1, you won't like it. But S1 has a bunch of goofy stuff, but never too goofy, it clouds the episode.

>>211342506
I think I've actually watched five episodes, I'll watch one more and keep going if I like it.

>>211341586
I noticed a trend with the TOS movies that while the first three are almost entire centered on the classic Kirk-Spock-McCoy dynamic, the last three movies are much more ensemble with each of the classic crew members getting bigger roles and their own little moments.

>>211342337
I've done something very much quite like it an' it's as comfy as the people you got there.

if you get to have a coffee an' are allowed to talk about shit or have something actually happening and not just flying through empty space then it's ok, but you'll still look forward to being done

if you got a captain like data who tells you to turn "mind your panel ensign" every time you turn around to try to get him to reveal the details of his android penis, it can really suck

>>211343305
>that retard on the night shift who would watch nutrek and try to tell me it's just like TOS

The day he got fired and I got to erase his existence from our system was so satisfying.

>>211342677
The best episode of the entire series is in season 4.

>>211341512
Tuvix lives on in our hearts

Hello, this show seems comfy. Which version should I watch? the older or the next generation?

Brian Thompson is a kino machine

>>211345153
Start with TOS
I watched TNG then DS9 and am going through TOS now. it's great

>>211343566
Imagine talking to shift proles from the unclean caste. Stick with your own djarra.

>>211343566
I 'member when both you and BF said on the /trek/cord that you had never seen TOS, or at least didn't like it because it was dated or something. I specifically remember BF complaining about its "outdated politics" which really just showed she had never even tried to watch it seriously.

When did you give TOS an honest chance?

How would Janeway have dealt with him?
For that matter, what would Sisko's transporter twin have been like?

>>211347588
>what would Sisko's transporter twin have been like?
>I'mmmmm RACIST! I was RACIST, Jake! I saw a vision of the past where everyone was racist and it was great!
>I'm actually a RACIST BLACK MAN, Jake! And we deserve it! We deserve it!

>>211347560
why are you talking to him? just filter him

>>211347645
who gives a shit?

>>211346127
bro gonna live 4eva

>>211348005
SEXOOOOOO

>genetically enhanced supergenius
>her only handicap is that she's too horny all the time
oh noooooooooo

>>211347626
>A NIGGER BEING A WRITER? NAH, CAN'T HAPPENED. IT WASN'T REAL. IT WASN'T REEEEEAL.

>>211348596
kek

>>211341512
>It has ruined every relationship i have ever had
So nothing of value was lost.

It took me forever but after four years I have finally watched TNG all the way through plus the movies. Gonna do DS9 now and then Voyager but I can conclude that Riker is the most likeable character ever put to screen.

>>211348866
you watched nemisis? I'm so sorry for you

>>211348880
I knew it wasn't gonna be great but I watched it anyway out sheer curiosity. I thought First Contact and Insurrection were great, and I'm indifferent about Generations which might be an unpopular take - I liked it but I don't feel the urge to rewatch it any time soon.

In space, there is no night.

I'm busy

>>211348937
Whenever I think of generations my eyes tear up

Watching Shatner and Nimoy just hanging around on a trek movie 40 years after TOS like it was yesterday

>>211341586
Chekov was only ever meant as proto-Wesley. Bright eyed teenager that the audience was meant to project onto. IMO Bones was a better audience character because he was a more accurate representation of how a regular guy in the Sixties would react to aliens.

>>211348996
Spock wasn't in Generations what do you mean by this?

>>211348866

Riker blows

>>211343305
I’m sure Data goes into a loop of “I cannot answer that question, sir/ma’am” when you ask about his, uh, functioning‘’. Similar to how our LLMs react when you ask no-no questions about race and gender.

>>211349278
nonsense he'd say something like
>that is an inappropriate question to ask a commanding officer ensign, I will be noting this in my report

>>211349310
to which I would reply
>Commander Data -- I am your Captain. You /will/ disrobe and show me your robot penis immediately. That's an order, Commander!

>>211349578
>that is an inappropriate order from a commanding officer captain. I will be noting this in my report

What would Spock say if an ensign asked him "Is your dick green?"

>>211349605
>Your objection will be noted in my logs. Now, Commander -- your robot penis! At once!
>Number One, hit his off switch!

>>211349639
>I cannot allow you to do that Commander, this behavior is most irrational I suspect some outside force is overriding your normal behavior. I'm afraid you both must stand down I will be assuming command until Dr Crusher can find the reason for this. Security please take the Captain and Commander to sickbay oh and that pervert ensign as well.

>>211349626
Your interest in my genitalia is both wildly inappropriate and behavior unbecoming of a starfleet officer, consider yourself confined to quarters until further notice.

>>211349105
they should've had him show up next season in command of the Titan just to rub it in

>>211349626
He would respond with a Vulcan admonition, which sounds a lot like this in Federation Standard:
Nur nur nur, I hate it, I hate it!

ah finally on season 5 peak ds9 is here, sisko really does make a good klingon

We know there's synthehol -- is there syntheweed?

What's it like?

>>211350617
love this episode, S5 is top

one of the golden seasons, up there with S1 of TOS and S3 of TNG

>>211350634
good comparison

>>211350618
they don't smoke in the future, however some syntheweed brownies or something wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility, you have to ask guinan for the hook up though

>>211350617
i love when Odo tells Damar to touch grass after he's like "Sisko's plan is dumb we should just nuke the planet from orbit"

>>211350691
its o'brien who tells dumar he's being an idiot, I'm watching it right now

>>211350720
Odo is the one who tells him to ask Dukat for shore leave because he's been in space too long and Dukat laughs

>>211350749
true its a good line

How did Damar become one of the greatest characters in all of Trek? Was it just the actor stole all his scenes?

>>211350781
yeah he just did a great job so the writers kept writing stuff for him

>>211350781
yes

>>211350781
>How
The how is simple -- they wrote that retarded Bajoran pa wraith storyline for Dukat which meant they needed someone to be the Cardassian face of the Dominion.

>>211350894
nah, he was great before all that

>>211350781
he's just living breathing kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfTaMzV4oFo
you do drink Viognier right anon?

>>211350901
He was but it probably more than doubled his screen time.

>>211350685
Wrong

>>211341460 (OP)
I dunno about you guys but I’d set the lighting to mood and crank up the tunes

>>211350969
bortus is a degenerate it is well known

>>211350919
because he was so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVaNxB5TN2M

>>211351029
>Computer, activate RGB lighting mode and pulse with the music.
>Play "Mountain Jam" by The Allman Brothers Band and disable all time limits and safety protocols.
>*lights up some syntheweed*

>>211349092
Sorry first contact I mix them up

>>211350913
he sure aged like wine

>>211351106
why choose to be retarded?

I watched Waltz last night and while I agree that it's basically Dukat character assassination, it is a VERY well-written character assassination.
There are some great lines in the episode.
>DUKAT: Benjamin. About my daughter. You and Major Kira took care of her for almost a year. I wanted to thank you for that. It was very generous.
>SISKO: Ziyal was a very special young woman. It was a pleasure to have her with us, even if it was only a short time.
>DUKAT: A short time is all she ever had.
>SISKO: Is there anything I can get for you?
>DUKAT: A bottle of kanar and an Orion slave girl would be nice.
>SISKO: I'll see what I can do.
and

>>211350685
Iman's character smoked in TUC.
Black chick was vapin' in Picard.

>>211351409
I said star trek, not w/e the fuck that shit is

>>211351388
>impregnate a Bajoran
>impregnate two
>go find an Orion slave girl
>share a bottle of kanar with her

>>211351427
>The Undiscovered Country isn't Star Trek

>>211351481
>Iman
ah the degenerate shifter, UDC is not the proper acronym its just ST:VI

>>211351441
He still got it.

Now kiss

>>211351644

>>211351915
That escalated quickly.

>>211351388
>it is a VERY well-written character assassination.
It really was. The thing they did with the "phantoms" was really good. I really liked the Weyoun one especially because it shows how much Dukat really internalized that disdain and subtle belittling Weyoun always did. He was the cruelest of the "critics."

>You're lucky I even speak to you at all

>>211351915
>To... the Undiscovered Country.

Butt Sex

>>211351220
For the love of next generation shennanigans

>>211351915
DELET THIS

Fight me, /trek/

>>211352446
I am Tosk?

Watching Shakaar. I still prefer Kai Winn over Kira. Soft spoken yet ruthless. She would've made a good Romulan.

>>211352344
Temba, his middle finger extended

>>211353295
Why can't they just replicate some extra soil reclamators? Seems like a plot hole.

>>211348720
I guess youre not wrong.

>>211351915
>>211353307
God bless AI. Endless TNG season eight when?

>>211353295
Winn's actor really was phenomenal at this kind of role. Possibly the best. DS9 punches above its weight in acting by star trek standards.

>>211353563
Just finishing the episode. Would've been more kino if a civil war started on Bajor. The Bajorans continue to be sheeple though. Shakaar evades arrest for a couple weeks and suddenly they all want to vote him in as First Minister. They just come across as dopes to me.

>>211354013
the way she made my blood pressure rise and gave me a feeling of dread just by appearing on screen. the work of a master

>>211347560
Weird, I've had all the movies and series except VOY on dvd since like 2017. Time flies, eh?

>>211354067
> Shakaar evades arrest for a couple weeks and suddenly they all want to vote him in as First Minister
I think this is because the army agreed to support him. Also Winn was committing political suicide if she started a civil war. Also its a tv show with a limited run time

>>211354114
You seem upset my child. Perhaps you would be more content if you truly walked with the prophets as I do.

>>211354257
Heh

>>211354137
That's what they say at the end of the episode yeah is that the army all supports Shakaar. I don't know it just felt too big for a 1-part episode.
>Minister dies
>Kai Winn is now the Minister somehow
>Shakaar refuses to return farm equipment that seemingly could be easily replicated. All of this was weird and kind of lazy. I never get the feeling that Bajor is a planet of billions of people. It would be like saying that Texas has no tractors because these guys in Montana got free tractors. You're a fucking warp capable planet, Bajor, MAKE SOME EXTRA TRACTORS. It just makes steam come out of my ears.
>Shakaar goes on the run. Other stuff happens all over the planet and poor Kai Winn is forced to enact Marshall Law just to prevent anarchy.
>Everyone decides they don't like Kai Winn and they like this plucky farmer instead.
>"We're going to have an election for Minister."
What? Isn't there a constitutional or something that has to be followed? How was Kai Winn installed in the first place? It was definitely a military coup but because I'm supposed to like Screechy Major Kira I'm not supposed to be bothered by it. Well sorry but Bajorans are retarded and Kira is Queen of the Retards.

>>211354576
>queen of the retards
Sounds pretty hot really

>>211354576
>What? Isn't there a constitutional or something that has to be followed?
Bajor shit is based on vibes

>>211354443
he is so adorable :3

>>211353978
> Endless TNG season eight when?
TBF the ENT-D crew would hate AI generated content. It’s so soulless compared to the human imagination.

>>211354576
The farm equipment is supposed to be extremely complex to build and not replicatable. Not exactly tractor level equipment. It's a hand wave excuse, but its an excuse Star Trek has had to use many times before to make a story happen so whatever.
I think Winn escalating the situation so badly was part of the reason everybody was willing to turn on her so quick too. And the army didn't want to fight fellow bajrons after just getting rid of the cardassians.
I agree to the story is a bit too big for 1 episode though. Probably would have been executed better as a 2 parter. But Winn is fun so I like it.

>>211354720
They listen to Data play violin all the time.
I also remember a scene where Geordie is alone in a runabout and is asking the computer to play music for him, and hes asking him to adjust the music on the fly. It gives the impression it was essentially AI music.
I think it's before he gets kidnapped by Romulan's and brainwashed to assassinate some diplomat.

>>211354819
Data is actual AI not the glorified predictive text chatbot technology from 20 years ago we have now.

>>211354905
He’s an ultrasupercomputer who’s intelligence exceeds that of all the rest of the crew combined, possibly by orders of magnitude, and they have him fiddling like some automaton from the 1700s

>>211355008
I believe Data enjoys playing instruments and acting because it brings him closer to the human experience. It’s not some bizarre version of Spotify where they foist an instrument into his hands and demand he play Mozart.

>>211354576
>Kira is Queen of the Retards.
Never underestimate retard strength; Kira has a lot of that.

>>211354670
No possibility of a 4K Blu Ray DS9 remaster.

>>211355647
On the bright side, the DVD edition is practically pennies and is upscaled well on high end players. Support good media. Reject streamslop.

>>211355462
I'm sorry /trek/ I was too hard on Shakaar as an episode. I just don't like it when the little details feel overlooked. Kira just also isn't my type but I get that she's pretty popular. Sorry for calling her a retard. That Shakaar episode just is a head scratcher. Please don't send me into forced labor in New Zealand.

>Michael Dorn said they were planning on canceling or ending DS9 after S5 and they just wanted to hit the 100 episode mark for syndication purposes until he was brought in, which got the show enough extra viewership for it to continue 7 seasons
I had never heard that before

>>211355866
who is your type then?

>>211355976
That would be like if they just kept Scotty around after his TNG appearance was a huge hit.

>>211356014
Either the Dancing Doctor, Ezri Dax, or that Space Princess from TOS who Kirk had to spank into submission. By the end of a single episode she was in love with Kirk but shit Dax takes years to get Kira into a holosuite. Ice queen imo. Or one of the Duras sisters. The less mannish one. I also am coming around on Belanna as I'm nearly done with Voyager season 1 again. I almost forgot Seven of Nine like um hello yes please Seven of Nine kek. Kira doesn't even make my top 10 is what I'm saying.

Trip is NOT command material holy fuck

>>211355976
What a mark.

>>211341460 (OP)
>>211343305
Working with Data as your superior has gotta suck, especially graveyard shift. I use to work graveyard shifts at a fast food restaurant and what made it bearable were my coworkers. I miss it desu.

>>211356289
He has no empathy and doesn’t give a shit what kind of personal problems you’re going through. If you’re ever falling below 100% productivity, he will hold it against you. Riker and Picard were very similar but they’d cut you some slack if a family member got Borg’d or something.

>>211356368
Maybe working under Janeway wasn't so bad afterall.

>>211356063
That would be awesome though. He would accidentally keep calling Geordi funny names and drunkenly groping Troi.

>>211356236
Trip is not command material, he's not a particularly gifted engineer (compared to Scotty, Miles or even Belanna), he's not a particularly good fighter, and he doesn't know squat about anything.
But at least he gets to fuck vulcan pussy.

>>211356800
the very first guy is a huge faggot. shit list made by a retard i'm not even looking at the rest.

>>211356800
>doesn't feature the psychotic murderer that had the Dax symbiont for half a year
>doesn't feature the one guy who stole the Dax symbiont
>doesn't feature Leyton
Why do I bother these days...

>>211351388
i never had a problem with that episode, the problem is everything else that happens afterwards

>>211356800
Sheliak actually did nothing wrong though

>>211357504
my problem is with the very end of the episode. dont know if its bad acting or writing or directing or both but its bad
>DUKAT: Yes! Yes! That's right, isn't it? (his companions nod) I knew it! I've always known it! I should have killed every last one of them. I should have turned their planet into a graveyard the likes of which the galaxy had never seen! I should have killed them all.
(A metal bar crashes down on his head, and Dukat falls.)
SISKO: And that is why you're not an evil man.
>...
>SISKO: ...And then you spend some time with a man like Dukat and you realise that there is really such a thing as truly evil.

>>211357688
they were within their rights but they were being unreasonable.

>>211356967
>not a gifted engineer.
my guy did a ship to ship transfer at warp via cable and then did a manual warpcore reset on the fly in under 2 minutes. scotty surely idolized him.

>>211356547
>Oi Lassie, can yew tew’ow I’m feelin’ righ’nah?
>>211356800
We used to have such kino villains. What happened?

>>211357790
Having evil thoughts does not make you evil

>>211355976
added to the ds9 sucks list

>>211357988
That sounds like basic engineering stuff to me
Remember when Belanna sealed the vacuum of space out by just using a plate?

>>211358105
the manual reset was said to be impossible. there was also the time trip literally fixed the engine on the NX Beta and forced starfleet to let them build the NX-01 instead of sucking off vulcans for another 50 years

>>211358154
great
not very good
very good (for ds9)
gets better every rewatch
great

Lads /ourguy/ died today, RIP.

>>211358274
>was said to be impossible
To ordinary 22nd century humans maybe, but we know that nothing he did was even difficult. Any human engineer from our time could probably do it. Meanwhile what Federation engineers do is basically do 10 years of work in the scope of 1 minute or less or just fix things that are unfixable.

>>211342467
>when does it get good?
When you convert to Judaism.

>>211357999
Every villain has to have redemptive properties that might have them become good again depending on clicks/follows/merch sales. Can't just have someone be a dick, you're a tragic villain, nearly an anti-hero.

>>211358506
Also actors can’t just be campy anymore. That’s too “cringe”. Everything needs to be a layered, nuanced performance. Meanwhile TOS villains operated on levels of Ham I didn’t even believe were possible.

>>211358597

>>211358597
Gotta agree with you there, I think that's a lot of what they say when it feels campy. I grew up going to live theater so I'm used to acting. Only can get cast being hot & having IG followers now, they hate acting.

>>211358597
they can and they will. the camp seeds were planted with the musical. the promos for season 3 look like tim burton took over. its only a matter of time, now.

>>211359087
I only wish Tim Burton took over.

>>211351303
what can I see him in besides trek or reanimator?

>hoshi is the only one who realised that she had been killed and cloned by the teleporter
grim stuff really, and she doesn't have the Federation memetic heroism to give her life to without question on a daily basis for. Must be rough. I'm glad that in the future this problem is solved by every Starfleet officer simply willingly dying for the uniform every time they use a teleporter because it is the utilitarian thing to do.

>>211358386
fuck, another classically trained actor gone

there goes ensign sato giving the crew ghost blowjobs again

>>211355113
>It’s not some bizarre version of Spotify
Spotify is his cat

>>211354670
What is she intending?

>>211341460 (OP)
I wish I had Data to order me to bed during long nights at my battle station.

>>211359704
>hoshi doesn't even once wonder why her clothes aren't falling off if she's phasing out of reality
Not the most intelligent nightmare haver.

>>211360061
geordi had his visor and 2 comm badges and he didnt even try to rig up a chroniton flare or anything. he just sulked around until data took pity on him and started dropping hints

>>211356800
God i hated that TNG S2 alien that experimented on the crew and killed the black helmsman.

I have a fantasy episode where a future Federation science officer captain or Section 31 ship hunt down those shitters and do a show of force.
>Opening reminds the audience of that episode with a briefing for the crew
>Intro starts
>Title card appears
>"Among the Stars"

https://youtu.be/uvaBhd_mpvs

>>211357468
7 across 3 down I believe is the murderer who had the Dax symbionte.

lower decks more like lower standards, yeesh

RIP Brian Wilson

Z, y'all

Whoops, I didn't see *this* thread, so I posted *that* thread:
>>211362055

>>211362165
kek what the fuck anon

>McCoy is batshit insane and needs medical treatment but instead of getting him back on the ship just leave him in the dirt over there. I'm not done gawking at the talking time portal

This episode is cool but holy shit the setup is retarded

>>211360860
what the FUCK

>>211362468
You! What planet is this? No! Don't run! I won't kill you! It's they who do the killing! Don't run! I won't kill you!

everyone's a superhero everyone's a captain kirk

>>211362468
I like the batshit insane McCoy

>>211363279
>>211363238
MURDERERS!!! ASSASSINS!!!!!!

>>211363279
It really allowed Kelley to flex his range instead of scowling in the background every week.

>>211356800
Marritza should be on the chart twice, lol.

>>211341460 (OP)
>the future is a utopia
>but its eternal fluorescent light
gouge my fucking eyes out

>>211363395
Yeah, why don't they have more natural lighting as they're traversing the void of space?

>>211363395
yeah this is better right?

>>211341460 (OP)
y-you guys ever daydream about your quarters aboard the Enterprise would be like? yeah me neither. that shit's for nerds.
anyways:
>i had the replicator make me a 1970s Gibson SG
>recording demos in my quarters during my off time
>me and some of the guys in engineering have a little punk/hardcore band
>sometimes play 10-Forward when it's not being used by the holier-than-thou bridge crew
>usually just host shows in Holodec 2
>saw that Riker guy at one of our shows last week

>>211363326
I never noticed the chipped tooth

>>211363446
what an eyesore. give me beige carpet any day over this

>>211363490
Under no circumstances have I drawn my ultra compact sci fi space ship quarters. They were small rooms with two bunks that were like those japanese pods that could seal up into survival pods in case of an emergency. The room has a desk and terminal and a small couch and a small bathroom, and a Replicator. Six of these rooms were arranged around a larger communal area with casual living space, small kitchenette and dining space. A main entertainment screen and smaller alcoves for people to practice instruments.

>>211363446
I thought voyager's bridge felt right. It wasn't super bright and overlit, but wasn't dark either.
And at least hopefully that far in the future you've got better sources of lights than a cheap television show could afford.

>>211341460 (OP)
Just finished voyager and completed all treks, is it worthy to watch any of the new shows?

Ro Laren is easily the hottest Trek girl and you know I'm right

Pike's 1st officer thought she could use some kind of de-aging and disguise to pass herself off as the Enterprise's nurse without me noticing huh well think again

>>211363930
Nope.

Go back to TOS and start over.
This time, pay attention to things you missed: who directed the episode, who wrote the episode, look up production notes on Memory Alpha. That's my advice, your second watchthrough will be great.

>>211363938
also it's neat how the heart rate monitor makes a different sound for Spock

>>211363933
I don't blame you for thinking this but tall redhead milf dancer's body wins

>>211364279
I'd sympathize with you more if you said T'pol. The only other acceptable answer.

>>211363933
Wrong.

>>211364375
She was a store mannequin bimbo ass fucking porno slut everyone had seen a million times even before the internet

>>211364520
Your point?

>>211363933
>>211364375
what, it 7 of 9 too normie of a choice now or something?

>actually I'm not blind it's just the secret Vulcan eyelids I didn't bother mentioning LOL

on the one hand that was good payback making McCoy sweat a bit for all his shit on the other hand it almost made Kirk cry so not fucking cool


on to season 2>>211364375

>>211364602
I skipped Voyager

>>211363930
>completed all treks,
Trek ends with Enterprise. Just pretend the final episode doesn't exist.

>>211364657
You shouldn't. Its diet-TNG for the most parts, but it does have some pretty solid episodes sprinkled through. Counterpoint is honestly one of my favorite episodes of star trek.

>>211364741
I watched it too, is just that I forgot voyager existed and ended up being the last one kek

>>211341460 (OP)
>trej
>Mistral-Small-24B-Instruct-2501-ungated

>>211363930
SNW and LD are good. PRO has heart but it is for kids. PIC S3 sucks but it's better than Nemesis. Avoid STD at all costs

>>211364657
sucks for you

>>211364862
Very funny that they realized they needed a hot girl character 4 seasons in

>>211363930
>is it worthy to watch any of the new shows?
No. Just watch The Orville.
>>211364829
Go back to R*ddit.

>>211364589
The hottest chick isn't a realdoll
if you think the realdoll is hotter than all the others then you don't like women you like realdolls

>>211364915
look at this faggot too stupid to say REDDIT. Jesus what's next. You're gonna "unalive" yourself? Fuck off you broccoli headed faggot back to Tiktok.

>>211364829
>>211364999
NTA but fuck off and kys nu-trek faggot

>>211365024
also a negatory there, ghost rider. Lower Decks is solid entertainment.

>>211365050
You talk like a reddit faggot
You are a reddit faggot
You are
a faggot

>>211364990
You're right it isn't a real doll. Jolene Blalock is a real woman who exists in real life. Opinion disregarded.

>>211365087
oh no, are you gonna coompost "eat vulkan ass everyday" or "sexo with ro laren" at me? I'm quivering in my boots.

>>211365136
No, just your standard nu-trek faggot bullying routine. I'm sure you've been shoved into a few lockers, you know how it goes.

>>211365153
you're such a drama queen and you probably play with toys

>>211365181
>randomly schizo posting about VF
Yep, you're unhinged alright. Typical nu-trek trannoid. Back to /stg/ with you, cretin.

>>211349105
DAMN IT JELLICO, GIVE THOSE PEOPLE AIR

>>211364786
I'll get around to it eventually, I thought I'd hate Enterprise, but I actually really appreciate it now

>>211365216
Come now. You reveal your malignant and desperate narcissism so easily via your ego surfing. Many stunted man-children whose only affection comes from a spreadsheet play with toys, not simply retarded stoners who can't crack the mid six figures. But thanks for revealing your hand.

>>211365265
Yep

SCREEEE! SCREEEE!!! [WAZZZAAAAAP]
George: [WAZZZZZAAAAAAP]
Gracie: [WAAAAAAA *clicking noises*]
ScREEE, SCREEE..! [ay bros it's been 10642 years, just checkin' in like usual, how u doin]
Gracie: [We cool]
George: [Yeah, we good, actually we were about to go extinct but the land-apes finally figured out time travel, they know genetics and shit like that so we'll be fine]
scrEEeee... [Oh, so they have a purpose after all. OK sounds good you want any krill or some shit, some Space McDonalds?]
Gracie: [thx, we're good. Lotsa food down here]
SCreeee [Okay Ima dip out to Sector 8, bbl the usual time to check on your descendants]
George: [sounds good]
Gracie: [ay space God Bless U dude]
George: [space God bless DEEZ NUTS]
SCREEEE [LOL!!! aight I'm out] *dips*

>>211365265
Swing and a miss.

I like the pointy boots they wear in TOS

>>211365351
who's NTT

>>211365407
The look is good but for a culture that values health, a wide toe box is better.

>>211365050
>>211347408

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

Lower Decks is here for you
It's your favorite Star Trek crew
They're so quirky, cool and fun
It's the best cartoon in town
Trek's no longer just for nerds
Join Paramount+ with your friends
We have Mariner, Boimler too
Tendi is trans and so will be you

We will breach final frontier
By accepting folks who's queer
Strong black female is our lead
Dabbing on white boys indeed
Kurtzman's vision guides us now
Be inclusive and have fun
We're best Star Trek, through and through
Tendi is trans and so will be you

NuTrek shows are here to stay
Support all who's black or gay
Eat your bugs and drink your söy
Be a good, obedient goy
Buy subscription and consume
Don't use words "tranny" or "troon"
CBS tells you what to do
Tendi is trans...

Tendi is trans...

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Tendi is trans and so will be you!

>https://vocaroo.com/1e6WlcUdky7o

>>211363930
No. Star Trek ended in 2005. Everything produced after is just a pale imitation.

Here comes the "i'm spamming nu-trek for attention, look at me!" posting window

People don't actually goon over Neelix?

>>211365654
Why would anyone do that?

>>211365528
happy pride and slay that girlbussy queen

>>211365675
>>211365654
Because Neelix is attractive with an infectious smile and attitude.

>>211363686
if you haven't drawn sketches, then you should upload pics of them. that would be so funny. i'd laugh at how much of a nerd you are.

>>211365654
No, I goon WITH Neelix

>>211365710
Since Neelix's nose is vaguely penis shaped do you think that made his head game for Kes great?

>>211365710
You guys must have run out of women in the DQ...

>>211363933
that's not Kira Nerys

>>211365181
VF's arc from customizer to youtuber and starting the Jarrett Wars is the best drama /toy/ has seen in years.

>>211365710
neelix is only good when he's literally dying from something

>>211364765
I love you AI.

>>211365987
Every Trek actor rants and raves about how great Ethan was in that role. If you can't see it, that's a you problem.

>>211365570
the scene was better in the original Turkish imo

>>211365770
What would happen if you penetrated Weyoun's ear pussys?

>>211366090
You'll be shot by his bodyguards you digusting coomer.

>>211366063
he was good, but only while dying or having an existential crisis. leola root aint so tasty now that you have no vocal cords is it neelix?

>>211366090
delete this

>>211366126
You just don't know ball. Game recognize game, homie, and you ain't got none.

>>211366173
what scenes of his do you think are better than when he's dying or having an existential crisis?

>>211365798
My heart only has room for one Bajoran queen

>>211366217
rizzing up Klingon ladies

>>211341460 (OP)
doesn't the enterprise have a 3-shift rotation? Why would there be a night shift?

>>211366217
I legitimately think his best scenes are with Naomi Wyldman acting in a fatherly capacity. I know this is going to sound like a pedo joke because of Kes' age but I think Ethan works really well with child actors.

>>211366239
thats a good one but still not as good as when he acts serious

>>211366226
as does mine, and it's not yours

>>211366239
why are Ch'Rega's forehead ridges so strange

>>211354576
But what if the *tractors* aren't just regular old-fashioned tractors like we have today? What if they're just called "tractors" because they're used all over the farm, but they're so much more than mere tractors.

*TRACTORS* in Star Trek (Star Tractors) are more further removed from today's John Deer than today's modern naval warship is from the ancient Greek Trireme. These things -- get this -- have special replicators that actually replicate the precisely optimized combination of nutrients & soil particulates for whatever seeds you're planting... and they replicated the seeds, too! Yeah, get that: Starfleet vessels cannot have replicators capable of replicating life, but John Deer & Company sure do! Heck, they even replicated the seedlings, the entire plants, the crops... whatever you want, just so that you can LARP as a farmer!

>>211364999
4chan always flags my posts as spam if I don't censor r*ddit

>>211366293
Then we're not competing brother, you are not my enemy

>>211347408
Made for BHC
I bet that’s why her captain transferred her to a starfleet ship in the first place.

Does the enterprise vaporize poop and pee, converting the mass to energy to power the ship's systems?

>>211366372
Maybe you should return to reddit and be a redditor then, on the social media shithole we like to call reddit.

>>211366385
I wish you the best

>>211364915
>watch The Orville
>Go back to R*ddit
Uhhhh....

>>211366143
What would happen if I lubed up Damar's heart and he gave me a forehead job with his ridge?

man this episode just.......blows. i'm sorry to say.

T'Pau is based though

>>211366452
>What would happen if I lubed up Damar's heart
a very efficient vascular system

>>211366452
>heart
*head

>>211366452
what is wrong with you?

>>211366452
>>211366452
Why would you fuck a Cardassian forehead when they have perfectly tight buttholes?

>>211366548
*fertile

>>211366548
I like the little blue bits on female cardies

>>211366491
Have you never had a friend or something?

That episode is one of the GOATs.
>Jim!
If you don't get it, you never will.

>>211358154
all kino

>>211366533
Just saying I think that a Cardassian ridge is the perfect shape to pleasure the head of a penis. And I mean I'm not going to rub my dick on a Jem'Hadar head!

Founder pussy would probably be awesome though because they could make a pussy on any place on their body. Would if still count as a handjob if Odo made a pussy in the palm of his hand and you fucked it? Or would it still be a handjob?

>>211366572
he's expecting a character to go "erm... well that was awkward!" and then a moopsy shows up

>>211366572
the friendship is the only saving grace of this dogshit episode but it's a great part of most episodes so that doesn't factor in to why this episode blows which is because it's really poorly contrived drama for the sake of it and this Vulcan shit is really retarded

>>211366604
Are you drunk?

>>211366248
Anon, what do you think third shift is?
Day shift is 9-5, mid shift is 5-1, third shift is 1-9

>>211366604
I think you should be executed

>>211366604
>t. Will Riker

>>211366604
i'm sorry anon but you've gone too far.

>>211366607
>Kirk to McCoy: He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
>*ducks a swing*

>>211366723
Founders are practically walking fleshlights, just think of the possibilities.

>>211366628
A little bit

>>211366746
>walking fleshlights
I just got an image in my brain of Odo transforming into Quark's fleshlight to get the drop on Quark's latest dealings. God help me.

>>211366830
Can you stop

>>211366657
there is no day and night on a spaceship. Why would one shift have reduced lighting?

>>211366846
I can't, I think I've broken my brain
>Odo finally thinks he has the drop on Quark but Rom was actually borrowing his brother's fleshlight which was Odo.

>the magnificent ferengi
>where they remote control the vorta they accidentally killed
>he's stuck walking into the wall
lel

>>211366965
i love that Vorta I'm glad they brought him back to get killed off in the silliest way

>>211366981
i can't recall if he's in any other eps besides that one and where they crash on the planet but yeah he was great. his line delivery and attitude was perfect for the character

>>211367032
nope just those two eps https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Keevan

I hate Ferengi. *dies*

I used to have this filename as "VF and BF" but those toxic days are behind me. I'm a new, friendlier anon.

>>211367442
in the end, Odo was not a good friend

>>211366885
because it's something humans are used to

>>211367442
When Kira and Odo fuck, how big a penis does Odo make?

>>211367675
You're not a creative enough thinker. Size? What about texture? Shape? Why does it need to even be remotely human? Get weird, anon.

>>211367675
Kira pegs Odo

I'm ashamed to admit I've thought about Cardassian penis before

>Notices

>>211367785
Sicko, even Neeflix goon poster is saner than you

>>211367828
that hurts

>>211367823

>>211367785
Attention Bajoran workers, here is my penis.
That is all.

>10 years later, after noticing

>>211367861

>>211367828
Thanks anon

one thing I don't like in TOS s2 is the theme how they replaced the theremin part or whatever it was with vocals. I hate it

Set a course to a new thread:
>>211368222
>>211368222
>>211368222
>>211368222

>>211367878
i just watched this episode