>>211349916 (OP)

>>211349916 (OP)
Ew. Gimme a femboy pls we'll rut all night. No stinking hag is sitting her whore eggless arse on me.

>have crippling social anxiety
>sign up for reality television show
...

>>211350006
This. Bet half of those men are fake virgins. Or not real KHV, might done some kissing/handjob etc.

would this survive the gender reverse test?

>>211350034
it's ok when old women molest younger, less experienced men

>>211350063
I can't find any flaws in this statement.

>>211350034
Kindly, handsome widowers pouring out their gentle love on young burn victim ladies, cripples, and just absolute DOGS? Cine, I daresay

how do you explain to future employers that you were on this show, and got your willy or boobies out?

>>211349916 (OP)
Pussy worship is by far the biggest problem in the world. This is why WW3 is needed to cull all these weal men who define their lives by begging for women

>>211349916 (OP)
I see this and just imagine the complete camera crew in front of them. What an awkward situation.

>>211349916 (OP)
why not just fuck him at this point

>>211349971
You gay people need to go away

>>211350364
They are. On national television.

>>211350434
Homophobia is found in only one species, chud.

>>211349916 (OP)
Weren't incels asking for this? State sponsored mommies who teach virgins sex. Seems like they got what they wanted.

>>211350449
>Homophobia is found in only one species, chud.
So you admit you're an animal?

>>211350449
>Homophobia is found in only one species, chud.
And it just so happens to be the superior species. Hmm.

>>211349916 (OP)
>>211349916 (OP)

I skimmed through all 6 episodes and the two hot "therapists" only engaged in dry humping and kissing. Silver fox is GOAT but tanned fake tits also has her charms.

They have two other "experts" that happen to be cute matures too and would allow cuddling, mutual masturbation and full on penetration.

I am pretty sure all this show will ever accomplish is to get some sexually frustrated lads - both in the audience and on the actual island - hooked on fine ass milfs.

>>211352205
I think the big tits black haired milf is way hotter than the short haired milf, disgusting as fuck when a woman has gray hair, reminds me of my grandma

on episode four and I keep forgetting the fat brown chick is part of this, feels like she hasnt had a single line yet

>exercise about loving your body
>two conventionally attractive "sex therapists" get naked
is that supposed to help? I think it'd be more helpful if fat people did it, right? I dont think Id be ashamed of taking my shirt off if I was ripped

>>211349916 (OP)
there's no way this is helpful

if anything doing something this weird on television would make you feel like even more of a freak (unless you have a humiliation fetish or something)

The grey haired hag makes me utter diamonds

>>211352849
what is this expression trying to convey?

>>211352895
The face of a man whose been jacking off to momcest his entire youth and won it big by signing up for this show.

>>211352967

>>211352895
>>211352967

If that was me I'd be trying to get as much action with as many of the milfs as possible. "Oh I am so sorry I don't feel like we're really connecting, maybe I should have a session with your colleague instead." Rinse and repeat. I would also starth fake exaggerated drama mostly about being jealous of the other guys that get to grind on the gray haired milf

>>211353190
he is comedy gold, I hope he gets to be in more reality shows

>>211352849
this fat guy always volunteers. what a creep

>>211352895
eagerness

>>211353297
He is very, very horny and has no social awareness. Telling Louise she was sexy as hell and then telling the fat girls they were funny or whatever was hilarious.
Dave and the jeet are normal looking and Im sure they could get girls if they were more confident, Tom is gay, Ben and Jason are autistic, but Zac is just horny and creepy

The fat bisexual girl is unfuckable. The chinless look

>>211352618
shes gets fingerblasted later

>29 years old virgin

I have not bothered to even hire a prostitute and would certainly not go on that fucking show for all to see. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me but I simply don't care at this point. Maybe it's the years spent masturbating alone, getting used to it? I'm fine. Maybe it's because I'm really close to wizardhood or something. I'm something of a hermit already.

>>211353450
really? the super fat one? I hope the "therapists" were paid well then

>>211353498
yes under the guise that it is "therapy" to cure her fear of penetration

>>211349916 (OP)
more webms like this?
i love clothed stuff

>>211353515
I wonder how the indian parents of both her and the guy felt after marathoning this show

How the fuck is anyone a virgin in Bongland? It's full of slags.

>>211350006
It's the irony of 'Embarassing Bodies'. You're doing on a medical show about problems you're also embarrassed around. Consequently, also a channel 4 show.

If you're a virgin over 23 there's something severely mentally wrong with you, especially if you're a woman. Even the ugliest 3/10 chick can get fucked by a 7-8/10 Chad-lite.

>>211353711
Not really. There's just no women around my age here and I don't like going outside. I just have very introverted interests.

>>211353762
>I don't like going outside. I just have very introverted interests.
Mental illness. Humans are innately social creatures. To not be a social human is to be defunct in some manner.

>>211353711
maybe they were raped in their childhood and are incapable of intimacy as a result

>>211353841
I am social, just not with females.

>>211352849
Touch grass incels.

>>211353889
no one is chuckling thougheverbeit

>>211353889
All of these women except the black chick can easily go on Tinder and get fucked by a Chad within 2 hours tops

>>211353889
I feel like Ben is probably a 4chan poster. Not /tv/ but maybe /o/ or something like that.

>>211353966
yeah the fat brown one would probably need four hours. but in all seriousness I dont think thats the problem, most everyone could get sex if they tried hard. I dont think these girls want to just get fucked

>>211352849
THEY CHUCKLE

So is anyone going to post some videos of them actually fucking?

Reality TV is for thick people

>>211354177
No shit

>>211349916 (OP)
Is this how you cure the incel epidemy?

>>211353297
There is a thin line being confident/assertive and being creepy. As a rule of thumb, you shouldn't judge a dude for trying (unless he goes for minors).

>>211352895
>what is this expression trying to convey?
"MOMMY"

>>211354522
oh buddy, that guy is super creepy. he even gets reject by the damn "therapist" who's paid to do that stuff.
>>211354177
it is, but its a bit of fun. and this is something fairly new and interesting.

>>211354733
>he even gets reject by the damn "therapist" who's paid to do that stuff
Im guessing a lot of it was tv magic, but it went something like
>he tells the two cute girls they're cute and then tells the fatties that they're nice people
>he then hears how the most attractive guy, Dave, did a lot of stuff with the therapist
>he expects to fuck the therapist but gets rejected
he should've made the mental connection there

>>211352895
That's the expression they taught him to make in actor school because he's an actor playing a part and not actually a virgin.

wow she taught him how to get a boner, truly groundbreaking

been noticing a lot of white guy humiliation shit coming from the uk latley

>>211355280
Labour government coming in last year along with Trump coming into office in the US has put the libtards into overdrive here

After that first thread I went and watched 2 episodes thinking it would be hot.
It was actually quite depressing, how modern people just forget how to be people.

>>211353889
hol up they have female "virgins" too?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>211350034
Women would literally call for people to be imprisoned for years over something like this.
Modern humans are wacka-doo, but women are about 1.5 times more wacka-doo than men. This is only because they have stronger emotional resonance on average.
This is why the "average" man is thought to be shit with women, culturally. This, in turn, is why the term AFC was first coined by the pick-up community.

>>211352661
You're looking at the show all wrong. The show is targeted to old people.

My question is that is there any footage in this show of the milf sex therapists actually kissing mouth to mouth in any of these episodes?

>>211355687
I dont think they kissed each other, at least not the main two. The rest of them like Kate, Joy, the French guy, they all look like hippies so my guess is they had multiple orgies before, during and after the show

>>211355712
I'm not talking about them kissing each other, just kissing the contestants

>>211355733
oh alright. still the same applies, the main two didnt kiss anyone afaik and Im not even sure if they can do that.

>>211355760
boring, why even bring in the fucking super hot milfs if they won't even kiss anyone?

>>211355381
Away From Ceyboard?

>>211355733
yes they do, the other milfs/therpists kiss some of the contestants

any guesses? I'd say Pia, Tom and Ben

>>211356908
forgot pic

>>211356908
>>211356943
Emma, Louise and Charlotte

>>211357011
Emma said in an interview she was still a virgin. I think Pia is one of them because it said she had "reconnected with an old flame". Louise's problems seemed to run way too deep. Charlotte might no longer be a virgin though.

>>211356943
>picture of epstein's island

>a show were 2 busty hags tell 30yo virgins to touch their titties
I always thought it is impossible to even come close to Eric having an actual FOLDER with trany pictures but Channel 4 did it again. Holy kino

>>211357693
Its more like that Nathan for You bit where he asks for the actress to keep saying "i love you" but for 6 episodes

>>211357995
again

where can i watch this

>>211359434
channel 4 on vpn set to uk

>>211359434
torrent it on e x t dot t o

>>211359434
No actual penetration/oral sex shown
Bummer

>>211352589
>when a woman has gray hair, reminds me of my grandma
Don't make me relapse.

>>211353889
wait so they have male ''therapists'' as well?

>>211359434
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9jf5oq

>Channel 4 ended up shilling on 4 channel
how the turntables

>>211349916 (OP)
>virgin island
>people know about it and it's in a map

>>211362368
>virgin island
>get sent there and never be allowed to leave