Thread 211359911

Teenage degeneracy kino is back on the menu

>>211359911 (OP)
why does the idea of teens having sex and doing drugs upset /tv/ incels so much? are they just jealous of missing out on fun in their youth?

the board will be kino during S3

I’d like to see Hunter and say ‘alright mate’ then look down her cleavage

>>211359911 (OP)
Ahhh Hunter and Zendaya

the eternal obsessions of /tv/

>>211359911 (OP)
Is she A-list yet? Will this season be the one to put her over the line?

>>211359911 (OP)
how do you watch this past the age of 18?

>teenage
they are all in their mid-30's now

>>211359911 (OP)
That haircut is awful, zendaya clearly mogs here although I normally like Hunter more.

>>211360313
It’s a gay man in a dress.

>>211360301
Skip past all scenes without Hunter in them duh

>>211360345
Hunter identifies as a woman, and even if she didn't, she dated a fucking fag who clearly was getting sodomized by HER, so she still likes to use HER package.

>get arrested at pro-Palestine protest
>still keep showrunner status
>still get Met Gala invite

Is she untouchable?

>>211360405
His ex bf is a crossdresser

>>211360345
>gay man
>has fucked more women than you ever will

>>211359911 (OP)
Not film.

>>211360415
he is the most important figurehead of the tranny movement they can't afford to lose him

>>211360415
mein führerin :3

>>211360277
I say d-list... for dick.

Sorry still would wood Hunter

>>211360647
His dick doesn’t work so he’s not fucking anything.

>>211360415
Now I want to fuck her tenderly but she probably isn't really into men

>>211360232
All the show needs now is Zoe Saldana as a teacher

>>211361795
No cast Dasha in there somewhere. She pisses everyone off.

>>211359957
It promotes and perpetuates degeneracy amongst the youth which degrades the very world we exist in via addiction, mental illness, broken families and f@gg0try.

>>211361821
Including me (she can't act for shit)

>>211361821
That would actually be pretty satisfying just have her guest star in an episode where she od’s on fentanyl and is never mentioned again.

>>211361889
teens have been having sex for millennia. you're just a joyless faggot who missed out kek

>>211362068
the stuff shown in the show goes beyond just sex, and you know that. don't argue disingenuously.

>>211359911 (OP)
will Zendaya finally get naked, if not I don't care

>>211360084
sometimes i can't believe how hot this girl is.
it's like, God made this? wow. i trust the plan.

Best girl Lexi is wholesome

>>211359911 (OP)
>teenage
Yikes they're almost in their 30s.

>>21135995
Pedo, relax, the actors are 30 year old hags

>>211362152
Doubtful. She has a no nudity clause and I doubt this hbo miniseries has the cash or prestige to make her drop it. It was pretty stupid in s1 they got caught and everyone was forced to strip but not zenita

>>211361889
>t. ate lunch alone

>>211362303
So you have no argument but for ad hominem?

>>211359957
Not teens, none of them fuck except the obvious

>>211362372
I'm not arguing

>>211362395
Then shut the fuck up.

>>211361752
>she probably isn't really into men
dude all hot trannies are into straight men, lol

>>211362495
No

Is Hunter finally gonna fuck the tall jock guy?

>>211362068
No I indulged. Along with many of my deceased friends. And I love life.

>>211362303
Your assumptions are preposterous.

>>211362498
She can suck on my peen all day

>>211362498
this woman is a georgia peach.
i bet she's perfect, you know...down there.

>>211362625
No they aren't and why are you talking like that

What did hunter mean by this?

>>211360301
I self insert as Nate's dad

>>211360277
she looks swedish or nordic or something.
maybe even germanic. like the aryans.
whatever she is, she's fucking gorgeous.

>>211362940
And god damn is that clit BIG, brother

>>211360647
Stop making your faggy smut headcanon

>>211361752
Good news for you gay incel

>>211363137
Hunter fucking her way through the NYC model scene isn't headcanon, it's irl canon

>>211363306
>her

>>211363306
If Honter Schaffer is the most passing tranny model you guys can come up with, it’s really a sad state of affairs.

The older he gets, the closer we get to the best part: him killing himself

>>211363501
Whatever excuse you need to give yourself for why you're following her career lmao

>>211363418
Self hating /tttt/fag detected

>>211359911 (OP)
>Mogged by a literal biological male
>The male is actually pretty tho

>>211361889
>t."I was never invited anywhere ever, not even to behind the bleachers at school"

>>211363724
That means nothing, Hunter mogs virtually everyone

>>211363724
Absolutely not. Zendaya is unmoggable

>>211364023
She's cute, but not even in the top 3 mixed actresses working today

>>211359911 (OP)
>Duhhh I like tranny she so hot
>duhh I hate tranny she not hot
So sick of seeing news about this nothing actor. Hope the new season of girl show is everything you want it to be faggots.

>see thread you're not interested in
>make post announcing how uninterested you are

Why do retards do this?

>>211361889
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth, too.

>>211364252
Cause I’m retarded anon, but at least I’m not a faggot

>>211360301
Here in Australia, you MUST be 18, to see it.

Your move, champ.

>>211359957
Yes I am

>>211359911 (OP)
>here's this 30 year old sexy high schooler I was telling you about.
And I thought Stockard Channing in Grease was a joke!

>>211362940
>she

>>211360277
Aryan princess

>>211359911 (OP)
>Americans actually watch this tranny slop
How embarassing

Haven't watched this garbage but I remember a lot of threads about this show a long ass time ago. Far too long ago for a season 3 teaser to be released in the year of our lord 2025.
>look it up
>s1 premiered in 2019
>twenty fucking nineteen
>8 episodes
>s2 in 2022
>8 episodes
So in 6 years time this show will have a whopping 24 episodes. Something a normal show back in the 00s pumped out in a year. With a second, 24 episode season the year after. What happened to tv?

>>211359911 (OP)
>teenage
They are pushing 30

>>211366912
And all of them looked like they were 30 in the last season already

>>211366887
the whole freaking gossip girl series finished faster than this show got a third season. 6 seasons with 121 episodes in 5 years.

>>211366887
The default answer is the financial model of streaming services but really it's weak leadership failing to crack the whip on the elements which are slowing productions down.

>>211359957
It's more the tone of the show. The whole show looks and feels like a crime thriller directed by david fincher, I guess leave it to puritanian americans to make a show about teen sex look and feel like a show about serial killers.

I've seen documentaries about herion addicts that were more upbeat than this show.

Not that I got all that much laid as a teenager and the heaviest drug usage I did was weed, but I seem to remember it as fun and exciting.

Besides, the brits made the superior show 15 years ago.

>>211367211
That ugly retard at the top has been in so many movies and TV shows and he's still not famous and doesn't even have a fanbase. Incredible.

>>211359911 (OP)
This season better show full penetration (of Hunter's bussy)

>>211362874
Based.

>>211363306
>Hunter fucking her way through a crowd of human matchsticks and coat hangers

>>211359957
A lot of incels think teenage hedonism is some sacred event that sets you up as being socially successful the rest of your life so incels, feeling like they missed out, absolutely abhor any depiction of it - even tho Euphoria is a cautionary tale of why youth delinquency and hedonism will destroy you

>>211368133
it's not sacred or cautionary, it just is bro. It's part of growing up

>>211360277
>Is she A-list yet?
Euphoria is one of the biggest shows in television history and she got a leading part in a Hunger Games film. Firmly A-list now but she seems to prefer modeling over acting

>>211362495
>>211362372
kek triggered khs incel

Btw I had sex in high school

>>211363306
>An extremely attractive person with huge tits HAS SEX
What ever will we do

>>211368279
Have you seen his naked tits? Doesn't look like a good boobjob at all, but it's ok in clothes.

>>211368895
Pic related.

>>211368974
Absolutely would

>>211362940
aryan women are known for their dicks

>>211360084
>>211360277
Makeup can't hide that stubble.

>>211368279
>>211368974
fuck, I love white boys

But the end of season 2 was so fucking retarded, how are they going to salvage it?

>>211368133
That's objectively fucking true though.

You smug assholes speak on behalf of incels only to make them look clownish and incorrect but the core incel critique is absolutely true.

If you don't fuck in your teens, then you're in your 20s and getting laid is awkward. Girls do NOT want to put up with you figuring it out. Imagine being 25 and trying to smash some roastie that's had 19 cocks before, at least 7 of them black, and she's waiting for you to figure out how to put a condom on?

>even tho Euphoria is a cautionary tale of why youth delinquency and hedonism will destroy you
OH WAAA I smoked too many joints with my long term girlfriend who I've fucked numerous times. My life is OVER.

Notice that Euphoria isn't a documentary, it's a TV show asshole, because in real life, the people fucking aren't losing out for it. There's no silver lining.

>>211370776
having sex is not the same as the hedonism on display in Euphoria. do you not understand nuance?

>>211370798
Are incels defined as people who can't have sex or people who can't experience hedonism you condescending fuck

Can we get back to tits please? Where does the hapa bitch rank?

WIll sydney show her big fat tits again? Time is running out, the wall is near. Her tits need to be put on film as much as possible before it happen.

pretty much confirmed that nate will plap jules

What do you think of the filming techniques that were used to shoot this scene?

>>211371672
idk I skipped past the side character scenes

>>211371976
>idk I am gay

did she suck that faggot yet?

>>211371672
It's called "diverting the attention from butterface"

>>211367481
Nicholas Hoult has been a celebrity since he was a kid, you retard

Post more Jules scenes you faggots.

>>211360313
>zendaya clearly mogs here
Yeah, you're gay.

>>211373247
nta but zendaya is a woman and Hunter is a man (with a beautiful girlcock) so..

>>211373364
>zendaya is a woman
Proof?

>>211371672
If white man haven't invented silicone tits this ugly whore had never got blacked in Euphoria and become hollywood A-lister.

>>211373403
You're either an ESL or you're seething for some reason. Her tits are natural.

>>211362594
Why do you have many deceased friends?

>>211373727
I asked for proof that Zendaya is a woman, not that Zendaya is a man.

>>211370776
if you want people to take you seriously maybe mentioning black dicks isn’t the wisest you sexless mutt

Would you rather Hunter or Zendaya

Be honest

>>211374003
Hunty, not even debatable

>>211362063
shes so annoying.
also that gun clearly isnt loaded

>>211373984
Do you see a penis there? Also has a feminine body, Hunterfags BTFO.
>>211374003
Zenday. If I want fakes tits like Hunter's, I buy some.

>>211374049
>Do you see a penis there?
No, he's wearing clothing. I can't see through his clothing and see Zendaya's penis. I don't have X-ray vision.
>Also has a feminine body
Stop trolling.

>>211374085
Even she had a tiny penis that bikini is so tight you would see at least a bulge, yet it's flat.
>Stop trolling.
She might be skinny but she has hips and a small waist. Definitely more feminine than Hunter's washboard rectangle body.

>>211374003
zendaya and her zendussy

>I've actually made a Hunter folder in my 200GB porn collection, the first one of its kind
I can't believe it but I've actually really fallen that low. How will that play into the show?

>>211374258
did you add this to your folder? https://i.4cdn.org/hr/1747174513297210.webm

>>211359911 (OP)
Thank God! For some reason my wife only lets me fuck her in the ass within like a week after last time she watched Euphoria and I can't seem to convince her to rewatch the existing seasons any more.

>>211374492
Nah it takes me out of it when it's AI.

>>211374528
understandable

is anyone else tired of incels ruining perfectly good hunter threads?

>>211374734
it's our job to save them

Why do people think Euphoria is meant to be realistic teen drama? It's stylised addiction romanticism. Watch it while you're high or drunk and just enjoy the visual experience.

>>211374788
NOOO IT'S SERIOUS! DON'T LOOK AT THEIR NAKED BODIES IN THAT WAY YOU PERVERT!!!

>>211359911 (OP)
Just imagine the sex between this two, how big is cock?

>>211374911
just right https://i.4cdn.org/hr/1747708635424257.jpg

>>211374932
Must be smaller or he hides it well.

>>211370776
so many words just to say "I'm an incel and I don't understand what you say so watch as I rant for no reason"

>>211362219
you spelled Maddy wrong

>>211362219
>>211375149
>*Blocks your path*

>>211360084
He is so hot you would be gay if wouldn't

>>211375191
how can some have no chin and a chin at the same time

>>211375317
The cleft chin tricks you.

>>211375197
nothing gay about desiring Hunter

>>211360405
Hunter implied on Call Her Daddy that either her dick doesn't work or she doesn't like using it

>>211375829
Gonna need a timestamp for that, anon

>>211373054
you can say that, but nobody except a faggot like you gives a crap about him.

>>211359911 (OP)

I'd love to see a video of Hunter roughly fucking Zendaya with her girlcock, like those Ella Hollywood videos where he fucks women

>>211370776
>you're in your 20s and getting laid is awkward
What if I told you that most sex feels awkward and not really that good the first few times with a new person?

Regularity and communication is what makes sex phenomenal. The first time you're still fumbling around kinda guessing what the person would find pleasurable. There's A LOT of different ways to give dick.

>>211377081
>he actually had a relationship
Get the fuck out of here normalfag.

He isn't coming back, is he?

>>211362219
nepobaby jew

I would never be this rough. Not cool.

I will watch for she

fugg

>>211377563
I wish that was my girlfriend
boyfriend? whatever. I don't care

I’m a man, I’ll fuck whoever I want whenever I want . I’ll fuck men, I’ll fuck women, I’ll fuck transsexuals…and I’ll have a mighty fine time doing it.

>>211377190
That's somebody's son

>>211377610
She would prefer girlfriend. She seems like a based open-minded girl too. She's also anti-jew like my other waifu Greta.

>>211368133
>A lot of incels think teenage hedonism is some sacred event that sets you up as being socially successful the rest of your life so incels, feeling like they missed out, absolutely abhor any depiction of it - even tho Euphoria is a cautionary tale of why youth delinquency and hedonism will destroy you
Funny enough, I went to an elite midwest prep school 2017-2021, class of 109 kids, and no one was really having sex or was desperately determined to sex. We had parties, and most kids drank or smoked, but sex wasn't really a central part of high school for anyone.
I'm still a virgin, but I don't have an incel mindset, which I attribute to being in a reasonable social scene in my teenage years. I imagine that most "incels" come from public high schools.

>>211370776
The older I get, the more pity I feel for young men like yourself who are so filled with hopelessness that they think nothing in life can ever be good. Seek help, young man.

>>211377190
hot

>>211378077
not mine:(