Brilliant film

Been awhile since I've seen this movie. How's the Foot Clan work? Pick up scummy kids off the street with no future, train them in martial arts and then use them for Shredder's crime syndicate?

>>211360895 (OP)
would have been cooler if he was taller/stronger and the face mask was solid instead of having that dumb grill in the front.

Pre-Guliani New York City was so bad they had ninja syndicates.

>>211360895 (OP)
SUPER SHREDDER = PARTY CRASHER

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mHk0CNnUNag

>>211361934
They were once normal, but now they're mutants.
Splinter's the teacher so they are the students.
Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello,
Make up the team with one other fellow
Raphael. He's the leader of the group
Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop.
Pizza's the food that's sure to please,
These ninjas are into pepperoni and cheese.

>>211361934
recruit dumb kids and then send them to steal.
just your average gang except they teach them some martial arts for the lulz.

>>211360895 (OP)
>the same bloke that did Shredder's voice also did the voices of Kel'Thuzad and The Lich King in Warcraft

kino voice fr fr

Shredder¡!!

>>211362603
One of the first soundtracks I owned.

>>211361934
>filename

>>211360895 (OP)
Sorry... sir... I'm actually here because I got lost on the way to the hackers set.

>>211365443
Word of advice before you get there' you ain't ever going to fuck the lead of that movie, kid. You got a better chance of sucking off the kid you played Phreak.

>>211365519
Nah, not with that defeatist attitude. The cosmic truth is any girl can be yours to fall in love if you try. Even 90s Angie. Who dares, wins.

>>211365519
>You got a better chance of sucking off the kid you played Phreak.
That guy was the OG boipucci

4k soon

>>211362295
They eliminated crime by eliminating everything. now its lifeless, soulless.

>>211362603
>Raphael
>leader

>>211365427

Fantasy:

>Play too much vidya and become a bad-ass Foot Clan child solider

Reality:

>Play too much vidya and become a fat wizard on 4chang

Fuck

>>211361440
It's so beautiful. April O'Neil in this imprinted on my brain as well. Curly redheads. You know she had pussy hair.

>>211365920
Have you seen the YouTube foot soldier parody?

>>211367023
It was the 80s, all women had pussy hair

fucking dumb prepubescent me didn't even notice that April O'Neil was fucking hot.

>>211369770
I didn't notice that it was a different actress.

>>211360895 (OP)
>This made gen x kids piss and shit themselves with laughter getting hurt playing with hand crafted ninja turtle weapons.

>>211361440
It's the greatest comic book movie of all time. It has tons of scenes that are genuinely moving. I love the arc between Leonardo and Raphael, too, their relationship is basically the core of the film. They did it with fucking puppets but you still feel the journey of love between the brothers.

>>211361440
Soon with generative AI will be able to make movies that look like that again...

>>211361934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIpM77R_ya8

>>211364943
same, this and Little Shop of Horrors

Thinking about it there is a bit of sense in the Foot Clan being mostly teenage castaways and fuckups who only get taught martial arts once they join the group as an older age. They're pure mooks and the Turtles mow through them like tissue paper, and I guess the explanation for that is that they're not REAL ninjas, not REAL masters of ninjutsu. Whereas the Turtles are all actual masters, or at least high-level practitioners.

>>211365427
>Anything you wanna do, do it.
Can I kill cat?

>>211370638
Regular or Tabby?

>>211370637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIpM77R_ya8

>>211370437
I agree completely anon but you should look in to how much work the "puppets" were.
Absolutely astonishing and never could be done today with Hollywood types bitching about work conditions

>>211362262
His helmet has always looked like an upside down spray painted wicker waste basket to me since the first time I saw the movie in the early 90s.

>>211370637
They are mutant turtles that have been trained since children.

>>211370437
>It's the greatest comic book movie of all time
Batman and TMNT are equal in my eyes. I watched one as much as the other growing up.

>>211369772
Succubus. you could tell she was an utter slut.

>>211371173
Do you rember suburban commando and the other step family trailers? I don't remember what was on batman 1 and 2 even though I watched them hundreds of times.

>>211371198
Yeah I think my TMNT had Suburban Commando and Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even trailers, but it probably had a different title on that trailer, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101444/

>>211371320
Yup but the other vhs trailers are a mystery. Has anyone made a compilation?

>>211362295
Post Guliani has nigger syndicates excepts it's not syndicates, it's not organized and it's unhinged, unpredictable mentally ill violence

>>211371320
oh it may have been on the TMNT 2 vhs not the first one. i watched secret of the ooze a shit ton as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY3cy3tqAw0

>>211360895 (OP)
There are unfortunately so many deleted and extended scenes from this movie. This scene in particular, Shredder beats up the 4 guys who mug April at the beginning. Supposedly The Foot bails them out of jail then Shredder does this to them set an example:

https://youtu.be/9z8Xl0dUK6U

Oddly enough, you can find some extended scenes in the German (I think) cut of the film, but never on an English release.

>>211365819
>New York was better in the 80s when you would come home to find your bolt lock cut off with an arch welder and your tv, vcr, and everything else gone.
Fuck off retard.
A bunch of ethnics committing violent crimes and larceny doesn’t give a city “flavor”. Don’t forget your car stripped

>>211362603
Leonardo leads.

>>211371846
Donatello does machines

>The shredder
Literally me

>>211371632
The burger King commercial with a kid celebrating a win as well.

>>211371952
Elaborate.

>>211371952
I feel that.

>>211371933
Raphael is cool but crude
>gimme a break

>>211372152
I've always found it really nice and artful that Shredder's aesthetic is that of a samurai at the end of the day. The Turtles are ninjas, and the ninjas were bandits and assassins in feudal Japan: criminals, basically, over and against the samurai, who as the knightly class were feudal lords and represented law and order.

They're iconographically at odds with each other, Shredder and the Turtles, in a way that reaches back into actual Japanese history. It's very cool.

Who you got money on?

>>211373122
The scene when Raphael gets thrown through the skylight.

Raph is based.

>*DUNDUN-DUNNNNN....*
>*DUNDUN-DUNNNNN....*
>*DUNDUN-DUNNNNN..
>*boom....boom...boom....
>DUNDUN DUNNNNN
>*boom.....boom...boom...*

shredder was based on this guy:
Pray fro Death

What do you guys think of this footage from upcoming sequel?

>>211373209
The cape was scaly and wet.

>>211373146
He's the best of the bunch

I get it guys; I totally do.
I understand how she was literally millions of boys sexual awakening.
And then Judith comes along and she knocks it out of the park by making her believable in such an obscenely crazy universe. She grounded that movie solidly.

>EVEN ROCKY HAD A MONTAGE!

>>211373458
Your mouth may yet bring me much pleasure, Miss O'Neal.

SOVL

>>211365819
So you'd rather have the crime?

i showed this movie to an older friend of mine after we talked about how shit super hero movies are and he loved it. it really is a perfect movie for turtles. easily a 10/10

>>211365630
>Who dares, wins.
this is true. if you arent playing the game because youre afraid to lose (which is very very likely) you wont win either. the odds may be against you, because the bank always wins, but sometimes, sometimes we get our pandora moment and all the suffering was worth it. moreso even, due to the sufferings endured, heightening the sweet sweet victory. god, hackers jolie is so fucking banging, it's unreal. the see-through top makes me horny like a satyr in the nymph woods

>>211360895 (OP)
sucks the whole mutant animal thing never gained popularity beyond TMNT, was a whole genre of it in the late 80s early 90s

I credit Shredder for making me grow up to be a footfag.

>>211365427
Si totally forgot Sam Rockwell was in it

>>211373441
I liked Judith Hoag, but Paige Turco was such a hottie.

>>211373527
This is a talented artist.

>>211360895 (OP)
may be a hot take, but master shredder is up there with darth vader with kino villain mask/outfit

>>211373441
2 > 1 > 3

>>211375293
I agree

I need to know how fucking Golden Harvest got involved with this movie. Imagine if Jackie Chan was a director for this movie.

>>211370437
>>211370703
Jim Henson was a fucking wizard, they look so good compared to the CGI trash that was peddled in the 2010s movies. Good practical effects age like wine, well worth the effort.

>>211360895 (OP)
>MC hammer starts playing

>>211373344
Poor Patton

>>211373527
Wasn’t she sketching an old comic panel? That’s retro fan service done right. I was a little kid in 1990 not that into comic books. I can imagine the 1980s comic book nerds with turtle power autism weren’t too excited about their serious grim dark comic getting cleaned up and mass marketed to children. But what the fuck were they going to do? The internet was just emerging from the primordial ooze itself.

>>211372292
John Michelangelorsky became a United States Senator and married Mona Lisa.
>partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

>>211373504
I-is this LOSS?

>>211371198
>>211371320
my niggas

>>211373429
and now.....

>>211376392
I could be wrong here but i think it was a Davinci sketch, bc Leonardo, pottery

>>211361934
Surely some of the kids died at the hands of the turtles? You can't walk off the stort of punishment those ninja turtles dished out.

>>211376899
the kid Tatsu knocked out was originally a death and they changed the dubbing in post

>>211373416
>And then Judith comes along and she knocks it out of the park by making her believable in such an obscenely crazy universe.
Quite right. And so naturally beautiful. The last live action films they turned April into a bog-standard bimbo. That wasn't April. It wasn't TMNT either. I don't know what the fuck I was watching. Another Transformers sequel pretty much. Garbage. All copies should be destroyed.