*ripppppp pop*
What the hell was wrong with this suicidal boomer lmao, some crazy footage in this new netflix documentary, what a scam, amazing that people paid for this crap.
>>211363024 (OP)noone dared challenge his deep submersonian mind
>>211363319They finally released this footage? Took them long enough
>>211363319Finally a fucking animation of what it would have looked like in real time
They were literally pulped in milliseconds
Watching this documentary on Max right now fr fr
>>211363341the god damn octopus in the back always fucking makes me giggle like a retard
Do you think they had a chance to maybe swim up, if they got close to the surface?
>>211363735They were basically in a car engine's piston. It was over before they even knew it.
>>211363024 (OP)some engineers told him his shit was going to fuck up and he told them to fuck off and hired some uneducated beaners who agreed with him, with some typical progressive justification behind it.
>>211363818For me, it's the unactivated Windows
>>211363024 (OP)That's a cute bath toy, buddy. Anyhow, I'm off to the very bottom of the ocean!
>>211365014Yes, James. We hear the song.
I also liked how everyone who worked there takes 0 responsibility for what happened. Absolutely bizarre.
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>>211363024 (OP)Absolutely colossal ego and total inability to listen to reason, advice or warning. A real shithead who had never been told no in his whole life
>>211363735The hull wouldn't have warped like that, it wasn't metal, it was blown to shreds instantly. That's why there's no intact pieces of the hull recovered
>>211363818For me it’s disconnected 360 controller pop up
>>211363845they could have swam up, well i could have, but i'm built different
>>211363341This is exquisite, did you make it?
>>211363024 (OP)Did they ever recover the bodies?
>>211363319It pisses me off to no end that they went through all the trouble of making this ans yet it's complete inaccurate to the submersible. It had a titanium cap on each end that remained fully in tact, and the middle tube completely shattered. This animation is wrong on all accounts, it shows some stupid middle tube get squeezed like a toothpaste tube and there's no end caps. Imagine going through this much effort to animate it and you don't even get basic details right
>>211365567the bodies were literally diluted red mist. nothing to recover. you'd have to take a bucket of sea water from the exact location it happened immediately after it happened to have the 'bodies' recovered.
>>211365567they were turned into pink mist faster than the brain can send signals through nerves. there is nothing left.
>>211365014>Ah, made it just fine! I'm so glad I built a real sub responsibly instead of cheaping out!
>>211365567Yeah apparently they recovered some bone fragments
>>211365836I don't get Cameron's obsession with oceanic shit but that thing is cool
>>211363735Nope. Notice the meme of people just blindly repeating and pitching how fast they died. It didn’t happen that fast. Everyone hopes it happened that fast, but it didn’t.
>>211366291Why wouldn't it? You're going from one atmosphere to several thousand atmospheres. You can't do that slowly.
>open Shahzada Dawood's profile on the WEF website
>it's still written in present tense
Has he been replaced with an AI copy? I don't think a pile of mush and bone can do anything beyond just rotting. Did they just they forget about him?
>>211366432>they just theyHave you ever had a dream that you had that you had you would you could do so you could do anything? I'm surprised the WEF hadn't turned his page into a memorial. It's creepy.
>>211366155think it was less bone fragments and more metal teeth fillings and stuff like that
>>211366470Its actually a lot more horrific than that. At those depths and pressures, when the screen cracks, and water shoots through, its not just lightly misting your face, its blasting through hard enough to cut you in half. Its all that water pressure being shot through a hairline crack, like a pressure washer on steroids.
Wojak image propagators need to be stuffed into an ill-designed submarine and sent to the bottom of the ocean.
>>211366588Eh, not really. This was made by James Cameron and he knows way more than you. I'd trust him any day over you, chum.
>>211366619just report it as the low quality avatarfagging it is
>>211366471>strokeposting on a WednesdayGo to bed
>>211365836Who took the picture? Let me guess, it was the same guy they left behind on the “moon” to film the lander.
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What's the best way to spend $50,000 to ruin a man's life
>>211366861Buy him a ticket for oceangate.
>>211366619youre not referring to that based new one in the sub? thats peak
>>211365567The bodies are literally just part of the ocean now. Not on the bottom of the ocean, they are the ocean.
>>211363024 (OP)>2 fucking hoursis this worth my time? i already watched a tone of youtubers vivisect this topic. does this add anything new?
>>211366937i didn't watch the cringelord youtubers videos but I imagine they didn't have the actual committee and government interviews that have the real personnel explaining the situation and what they knew, i enjoyed it cause it made Stockton look like an utterly over confident retard
>>211366915Bell ringer is the only one remotely tolerable.
>>211366588Thing is, if a leak has developed due to a (minor) structural failure, the structure has weakened enough to fail totally under such pressure. You don't get blasted by a pressure washer leak. The glass just explodes into you.
>>211367017the ones i watch break down the literal committee that was discussing the disaster.
>>211366183Someone's gotta. Same with the space chasers or the guys who are into fat chicks.
>>211366937just watch it on 2X, loser
>>211366808Imagine being so stupid as to take a big submersible down to see stuff that it won't fit into and not bringing a remote-controlled smaller craft.
>>211365598looked something like this I imagine?
>>211365014this guy's extensive interview about what failed was impressive. avatar might suck but he knows his submarine tech
>>211367218did it have a lot of stockton on video
>>211365836This looks kinda pretty but you genuinely couldn't pay me enough money to do this.
>>211365141>Absolutely colossal ego and total inability to listen to reason, advice or warning. A real shithead who had never been told no in his whole lifeA quick and dirty trick for dealing with rich people (and not getting fucked) is to find out if they have a pilot's license. Anybody worth millions that doesn't have a pilot's license (or at least LSA cert if they can't pass medical) is probably a crazy asshole that refuses to believe *anyone* could know better than them and will fuck you over as soon as possible.
>>211364017No, he hide some kids straight out of college and tried to convince some female it was her turn.
>>211370272nah that's horseshit because you have to constantly renew your pilot's license by actually meeting a quota for number of hours flown per year. Not everyone is going to want to keep up with that and them not doing so does not make them a crazy asshole.
I understand what you're going for with your reasoning but you seemingly weren't aware of the conditions for keeping your pilot's license valid.
>>211363319>ending your life being squeezed out of a metal tube like red toothpasteThat is legitimately horrifying.
>>211363024 (OP)he was a man with a bold vision
couchsitters wouldn't get it
>>211363341I know they probably imploded before any of them realized that something was wrong but a movie about them all blaming eachother at the bottom of the sea facing the inevitability of their deaths would be so kino
>>211366588You're dumb. Take an empty aluminium can like a coke can and crush it in your hands.
Now imagine your hand is the ocean, that's all that is happening. Not HYPER SUPER STRENGTH WATER ZOMG LOL
No the fucking thing is buckling under the pressure of the water around it that is pushing into it. You're gorilla nigga dick retarded.
>>211370984There is absolutely no way they weren't getting spooked to fuck by worsening creaking noises prior to failure.
>>211371055I'm upset there wasn't some blackbox recorder transmitting or whatever. The audio logs would be so retardedly kino.
>>211365567They found some goop in one of the endcaps which they claim contained DNA from all 5.
>>211371038Water pressure increases linearly with depth. The pressure matches what you get from a household tap at only 120 feet deep. A pressure washer would be 7000 feet.
>>211363024 (OP)Some cucked boomers paid 250k, cancelled their trip, didnt get a refund, sued and dropped the case after stockton crush became captain crunch, KWAB
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>>211371167Yeah there's not much point in suing an entity that won't be able to meet any settlement.
>>211370852this crazy asshole will fuck you over
>>211365567>Did they ever recover the bodies?The real question is: did it even happen?
Why did it have to be manned? Couldn't they have just put some cameras on the sub?
>>211370881>extremely powerful implosion>air particles can't get out of the way fast enough>hit with 1000° heat>crushed like an ant by the entire weight of the ocean>all happens so fast that your death is instantaneous and you don't even have time to experience any painI can think of worse ways to go.
>>211371775He said it's not the same.
>>211366470Is that from the abyss’s, I don’t recall this scene
>>211366861https://donation.watch/en/unitedkingdom/donor/081dcc88d916de45210aa1c859f61f81ae80c76c/overview
there isnt enough water in the fucking ocean to hold a sub underwater. literally two seconds at any beach will tell you this
>>211363341it was such a fun time, all the theories, everyone collectively agreeing they were all fucking retards, laughing at them. Imagine being given an easy life, with endless cash. But you decide to go to the bottom of the fucking ocean to see where retarded rich people died nearly a century ago, just to join them. Fucking amazing.
>>211371973Would it be worth enduring the lead up of
>DING>DING>That's normal, there's nothing to worry abo->DEAFENING DING
>>211372119the fuck are you babbling about
>>211366291the opposite, I was really disappointed to know they didn't suffer. Think about how fast it is when you stomp on a bug, imagine if you could multiple that thousands of times over. The immense weight of miles of water above them, and like a gun being fired, or a cork being popped, the one thing that is preventing the crush from happening happens instantly. Just think about it, think about how god damn heavy miles of ocean above you would be. How much force would that exert? Why can't you understand something so fucking simple, I feel like a cave man could understand that water is heavy, and an ocean of weight would be beyond imagination jfc...
>>211366619YOu need to be rape to death in hell
>>211366291It literally did because physics. The speed of massive pressure displacement ion that level is instantaneous. Stop being retarded today.
>>211363341The kid needs to have a rubix cube.
He spent millions of his dad's money to see Titanic and all that freeky deeky deap sea life and what did he do? Bring a rubix cube to play with because he thought it would be boring.
Imagine if they had made it to Titanic:
>Indian Father: My Son, you should be watching this, you spended millions of my Rupies for this, this is once in a lifetime. Look you can see the bow where they were like I am on top of the world!>Privileged Son: Whatever Dad, its only money, I'll use your money to come down here next week. Don't care, I am too busy taking the stickers off this rubix cube so I can restick them all on the same side and say I won.
>>211370272what does a pilots license have to do with that? helicopters are sometimes called doctors graves bec they think they can do nothing wrong
Didn't read this thread but let me guess:
>random doomers saying they somehow died over a long period of time
>"they died because of DEI"
>"whoa, it was kino... REAL LIFE kino!"
>"faustian spirit"
>"why didn't they just go back up?"
>>211372215>go to the beach>shallow water>retards think just because the shallow water spans 70% of the planet, that it goes to the bottom of the earthnow imagine a sub going "underwater" and think about why boats are always above it
>>211363341What a fucking time that was bros. Had fun posting with you guys.
Also, that image should be preserved in a museum.
>>211372580I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not.
But your post is so retarded it can only be real.
>>211363024 (OP)>bunch of white people died>4channelers laugh their asses off
>>211372580what the FUCK are you talking about you yammering cretin?
>>211372668Yes
Death to whites.
Can't wait for Trump to declare martial law and gun down those protesters.
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>No no no. Stop. You cant just paint us all with the same brush. The composite was fundamentally flawed from the beginning. You know a lot of people died alright? But they were fucking idiots. Idiots. The sub community knew what Stockton was doing, and we tried alright? We tried to stop him. But he dived right into those icy waters and damned everyone on board, on a moonless night no less.
>>211372132>wait, why does the screen say 'insert disk 2'?
>>211372647>>211372673i've explained it twice, go to a fucking beach and walk into the water. notice how your feet touch the ground? now imagine faaaaaaaaaar out in the distance. the ground is still there so how does a submarine "sink" or go underwater? it doesnt. and that very fact puts this whole titan implosion thing into question
>>211363341it's over jak kills me every time
>>211365836James Cameron is so kino
>>211363341vaporeons don't live in the deep sea retard
>>211372257Why do so many people want these people to suffer?
>>211372723This is my first encounter with the 'shallow ocean' theory. I hope it replaces 'flat earth'.
>>211372257There was definitely panic. The thing probably started popping before the complete failure.
>>211372609>I believe Science Is RealThat's exactly what he did not though
>>211363341That was one of the best two weeks in 4chan history.
>>211372647How can birds be real if our minds can't see themselves in the mirror?
>>211372723So the whole ocean is like only a couple feet deep? Tell me more
>>211372723the floor doesnt get lower, the water just piles up further out so its deeper
>>211372882Shut the fuck up, Elliot. Fat faggot.
>>211372434And Byford Dolphin was at 130 psi. The Titan imploded at nearly 5,000 psi. They turned into tomato juice in an instant.
>>211372962the ocean is shallow. go to a beach
>>211372969the water would have to be higher than skyscrapers if we're to believe submarines can sink underwater, so that doesnt work
>>211372988You know you can take a boat out into the ocean and jump in to see for yourself right?
>>211373001of course a boat can float on the water, it doesnt need to be deep for it to float above it. i also dont own a boat so im not testing shit
>>211373010You don't need to own a boat to test this.
>>211372988How shallow by your estimate? It definitely goes above your head only a little way out.
>>211373017you test it if youre so unconvinced
>>211373019it doesnt go above your head. 5'10 to 6'2+ youre head will stay above water
At most? The ocean is only 8ft deep.
It's probably why James Cameron killed Stockton.
>>211373052What about the existence of whales?
Those crazy looking deep sea fish?
>>211373052No you’re forgetting water shrinks things and makes your legs smaller you doofus
>>211373097Lies like dinosaur fossils but an active cover-up.
If you spot one while on a "ship" its mostly a holographic image displayed by the "ship" itself or satellites. Could also be 5g induced hallucinations now that we're in the modern era.
The ones that "beach" themselves are genetic experiments that governments leave to be "found" to keep the lie going.
The only "true" sea life are mostly fish about the size of an average human foot and below. Theres nothing big in the "ocean".
>>211373157This is such a boring shitpost it might as well be AI-generated.
>>211372988you never stacked water?
it doesnt compress, you can stack it as high as you like, moron
Explain without memes why metal submarines break in bottom of ocean but some fish can live there?
>>211373331It as Allah willed it to be.
>>211373331They shrimply deal with the weight
>>211373331big, stiff, hollow = bad
small, squishy, made of water = good
>>211373331there is no air in a fish.
the water in their bodies has always been the same high pressure.
bring them to the surface and they die.
now explain how you got to your age without learning anything worthwhile.
>>211373331Deep sea fish don't have a giant 1 atm gas bubble inside them.
>>211363024 (OP)>Fuck white people. I don't need white men to tell me how to make my sub.Rest in shit. Faggot race traitor.
>>211370984>>211371055Judging from the previous tests of the Titan, the thing was probably creaking the entire time while their controls went in and out and communications would randomly cut off.
>>211363024 (OP)>they willingly got in a submarine that literally used a 30-dollar joystick for steering Why did they do it again?
>>211373494they trusted a charismatic sociopath grifter.
man such cases...
>>211367315These are my balls after a mentally ill goth girl with daddy issues gives me a footjob.
>>211363319This needs the fart with reverb sound on it
>>211373331Fish aren't made out of metal.
Make submarines out of fish, they won't break.
Prove me wrong.
Well, it seems like this sub was a rush job.
>>211373549>>211373574The pressure would mean they would be sludge quite quickly. You wouldn't even hear or feel it.
A physicist did calculations on it, it'd happen faster than pain neurons transmit, so <25 ms.
>>211373455They do when I'm done with them
>>211374275This anon fucks
>>211373438I went to public school, then college.
>>211371038Based high school physics failing retard poster
>>211370852>you have to constantly renew your pilot's license by actually meeting a quota for number of hours flown per yearAs far as I can find, you have to do a flight with a Certified Flying Instructor (CFI), every 2 years, and renew medical every 5. I was going off of memory. IANAP.
>>211372493>what does a pilots license have to do with that?Demonstrates willingness to admit someone else knows better than you about something, a certain baseline of humility. Also a willingness to accept risk. Helicopters are a different game altogether you're right, goddamn death traps. Helicopters are as dangerous as people think motorcycles are.
Wypipo don't season their subs.
>>211374275This guy has big dick energy and I would follow him into battle.
>>211373331I'm really curious to know what people like you think before being told the answer. Do you think it's magic? False and there's no fish down there? A conspiracy to destroy subs so they don't find out what's down there?
>>211373331>>211376222Ill take the bait...
Subs are full of air, fish are full of water
>>211376443That's fake news, then why do they people are made out of 99% water?
>>211376627Humans are fish.
>>211375397That's not the ocean.
>>211363024 (OP)I respect that he died with the ship. Normally the rich asshole is counting his money while poors die. Here the rich fag and his rich friends die from stupidity.
>>211371230>we'll have to brainstorm that shotlost
>>211363024 (OP)This dude turned out to be a real piece of shit, threatening to spend 50K to ruin someone's life, suing the whistleblower who tried to raise alarm about the safety issues, never listening to any advice or criticism and becoming vindictive against anyone who questioned him, fucking saying he'd buy a congressman to make his problems go away, what happened to him was the literal hand of God crushing him for his hubris and wickedness in the end
>>211376443Lol then just fill submarine with water and let crew breath oxygen from containers?
my favorite part of all of this is how suddenly hundreds of thousands of people are experts on deep sea submarines and knew right of the bat this Stockton fella was insane
>>211363024 (OP)The Titantic cretin is my Darwin Award of the Century so far, love this retard.
>>211363341All time classic.
>>211372132>material fatigue? sounds like gay libtardneese
>>211376829basically everyone involved with this is a 50 year old white guy though
>>211376779Anyone could have told you carbon fiber was a bad idea kek. They got the tubes in the first place as they were sold because they were past service life for aircraft which requires much less pressure. He was told by everyone that it was a bad idea repeatedly, and he took that as a bad of honor and pride to be doing something else told him he couldn't. He was determined to prove them wrong he said. And the sub did make several successful trips down. But the whole point is CF doesn't bounce back to normal like metal does and degrades over time and compression cycles.
>>211376863It does make me sad a woman wasn't onboard the tard compressor 3000
THAT'S RIGHT COCKSUCKER, GO BACK TO DRY LAND!
>>211363024 (OP)He had no money left to fix the obviously failed sub and his company was going under. Instead of facing the music he decided to go down with the ship and took 4 people with him.
>>211376829I like how the documentary actually explored this and how he promoted a glorified intern because he wanted a female captain as the face of the company because it "looked good" but when she asked for a raise she was told to kick rocks.
>the titanic death chart made it into the movie
got a hearty kek out of that.
>>211376994Looks like it's worth the watch despite being Netflix slop.
>>211376875I read somewhere someone did the math on the failure rate of carbon fiber this application. 5-7 dives was mostly okay, 9 is where failure is where guaranteed failure starts. I think the last dive was 12 or higher.
>>211376892If course, they blame the white guy
>>211363341I do find this funny but being in that situation would be pretty goddamn horrible
>>211376829>put woman sub driver>sub crashes Oldest tale in the book
>those popping and cracking sounds at the start of the documentary
I unironically would have had a panic attack and shit my pants right then
>>211377112This is why we need Elon Musk to get rid of DEI. This would have never happened had a rich white man been piloting the sub.
>>211377140True, I don't really know about this case but fuck me I knew this was the problem
>>211377140How many Negro sub pilots do you know?
>>211377220Black people be like
>heelll nawww why you be crackas go in a lunchbox to see a dump... hell nawww I l'm keeping it real
the DEI hire submarine pilot btw
They died 500m above the seafloor. So, did they at least see the Titanic or were they still on the way?
>>211377370still on the way, not sure how close they were by lateral distance but their depth wasn't close enough to see it, you have to be basically on top of it to see it at that depth and you can see in titanic footage that even those high powered lights basically stop five feet ahead of it
im watching the new documentary now and for the sub first they built they were using a ps3 controller to drive it. Every PS3 controller I've ever had ended up with stick drift and fucked up triggers.
>>211377449>high powered lights basically stop five feet ahead of itwhy does this happen? it's not like the water is exerting pressure on the light waves and shiet
>knew the subs hull had been severely damaged and was compromised
>left the sub outside uncovered in freezing temperatures for an entire winter
>never gets it inspected or repaired by the engineers he hired
>gets back in it and pilots it himself
Did he have a death wish?
>>211377559He'd been working on the sub since 2013 and people were telling him it was a horrible idea and disaster waiting to happen the entire time. After doing like 100 successful dives he probably felt invincible even if the sub was making sounds that makes your bootyhole pucker.
>>211377528Water density, particles in it such as sand and debris getting kicked up by movement/currents.
>>211377528>it's not like the water is exerting pressure on the light waves and shietUhm, akshully...
It gets even worse later on. To be honest, I don't understand how this sub even made it this deep, that many times. The pressure tests on the scale model showed it couldn't stand up to the pressure at all. I mean, it's like building a car, to beat the land speed record, let's say it's at 80mph, and it violently explodes every test when it hits 40mph. How do you go ahead with this? It's baffling, what's even crazier is that all these other people never feel any culpability, they are just as guilty for enabling this lunatic.
>>211377559>despite all of the haters the submarine actually worked>the acoustic monitoring warning system actually worked>he ignored he own system he invented and he diedmajor kwab
>>211377559Overconfidence is an instantaneous and pulverising killer in this instance.
>>211377528Water molecules shatter light fotons
>>211377303Then I bet it was Shaniqua who made "dem calculations for pressure and shit" who fucked up
>>211377370>500m above the seafloorWait... that means 500 m up in the air? Wtf?
>>211372008yeah its the bad guy who dies
>>211377851ignorant people like you shouldn't comment on things they know nothing about.
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>>211363024 (OP)Imagine the courtroom kino we'd have right now if he remained topside instead during the doomed voyage
Fish bros we eating good tonight
>>211377914Much like the DEI hires who killed Stockton
>>211363319there wouldnt be any tube left after the implosion, it was made out of carbon fiber, it would've shattered as if you tried to crush a drinking glass between your hands
>>211377938I'm watching the documentary right now and its literally all grey haired white men making the sub. The only women are just secretaries and low level helpers. Haven't seen a single black.
>>211377964Cool your tits bitch, quit snapping at me hoebag
>>211377964The footage was clearly manipulated
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>>211377954the fucking body wasnt made out of metal, just the endcaps
the body shattered like glass into dust
>>211377987It's literally all mayo-monkeys.
Are we sure something didn't actually destroyed the sub? Down there? Was Stockton close to finding something out? Subs don't JUST implode.
>>211378107They found Cthulhu so the Jews used their steel bending mind powers to crush them all the way from tel aviv.
>>211377954>me on december first
>>211378138That seems believable
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>>211377964>pre-tragedy>all our labor is young and diverse!>post-tragedy>all our labor was old and white!
Was that blonde bimbo Stockton's mistress? Why was she there again?
>He wanted to make their accountant who had never drove a sub before the pilot because she was a woman and it would look good to the media
this nigga WILD lmao
Why didnt the eagles just fly to the titanic wreckage
>>211378201He was banging her
>keeps diving even after this happens
at this point I'm ready to classify stockton rush as a based retard. Other people call him arrogant, but I personally respect this level of not giving a single fuck.
>>211378434The built another sub after this crack. Not sure though, I saw the doc a long time ago, at lunch
>fuck those rich bastards i hope they're all burning in hell, especially that faggot stockton. and you can quote me on that. *laughs*
-Tony Nissen
>>211376863Two of them were Pakistanis
>>211378562>saaar pls let me code for your steamy projects
>>211365113you wanna take the responsibility of killing 5 people because your boss is a retard who refused to listen to anyone? are you retarded?
>>211377773I suspect he was trying to sell or at least get an investor in on it with One Last Trip that turned out to be the one where the hull gave out.
>>211378138Cthulhu is a jew puppet, moshe. He was close to finding Yakuub and unlocking his formula for white people 2.0(Yakuub is down there since blacks cant swim)
>>211378562that's the only upside to this
>>211378905There's like 100 billion of them left
lmao at some guy trying to make an argument the ocean isn't deep like people have never been to the beach, troll harder next time
How does this documentary compare to the one Discovery made?
>>211379167I go scuba diving and can confirm that it's shallow. You shrink as you go deeper. Sharks are only inches long at that depth. They hired Dutch people that were taller than the water level to install the ocean internet cables.
>>211378732Well if my boss would say, hey do this, which I know will inevitably kill people then yes I'm going to go to a newspaper or a government agency to tell them this guy's is nuts.
>>211379216They're good companion pieces. The Netflix one is more about the building of the sub and build up to the disaster and doesn't really talk about the disaster itself much like the Discovery one did.
>>211365557NEWFAG GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEE
>>211379301sure thing, bro
>>211379472Steve Carell so he can go retarded boss mode like Michael Scott
Watching it right now. I was surprised by the number and frequency of cracking sounds they played at the beginning. Also even I knew of delamination before all of this happened, yet as a studied engineer Stockton did not??
Final point: The European documentary "Implosion" brought up an interesting speculation: Stockton had sunk his money into his crazy carbon fibre sub idea, he desperately NEEDED it to work as a tourism gig. That docu said "he had painted himself into a corner".
>>211363943yeah, I'm sure the floating at the bottom of the ocean for a couple of days knowing that they were stranded and hearing the submersible slowly buckling and creaking under the pressure was a happy go lucky experience and they never realized or thought about the fact they would die at any moment.
>>211363735If I was in there I would have survived. You just inhaled and blow out at the last second to equalize the pressure.
>>211363024 (OP)>carbon fiber tube>never been dun befo>doesn't pass testing>refuse to get certified>tube arrives at fab shop>obvious visual imperfections in tube>cover them up with truck bedlinerthe guy was a fucking retard. obviously a smart enough guy, but hubris to the maximum. just a richfag that had never been told no in his life, and threw autism melties anytime anyone disagreed with him.
>>211376751You can kinda do that, but there are still gases in your body that do funny things when exposed to great pressure (and just as important what happens when that pressure is relieved).
>>211379751Doesn't the last point plus him spending money on revenge on people that disagreed medically qualify Stockton as a psychopath?
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>>211363319>tfw you will never become a submersible's shartwhy even keep living bros?
>>211379730I was hoping this would've been a Wahlberg post at first
>>211371446If I asked an AI to generate a name for a billionaire submarine tycoon adventurer character, it would probably spit out something like "Stockton Rush".
>Oh look everybody, it's Thad Venture, the magnificent multimillionaire zeppelin explorer in his self-made hydrogen-powered dirigible>"Excelsior, my companions! Higher I say, HIGHER. We shall kiss the angels and succeed where good Icarus failed!">No, Thad, no. We are going too high, Captain. The "Fireball", she wasn't built to handle this altitude.>"Ha! I laugh in the face of danger! In fact, I think I'll enjoy a fine Cuban cigar and admire the view..."
>>211379751Truth Nuke: This guy was a genious, but then he ignored HIS OWN FUCKING ORDERS.
He had a safty measure in place that would detect issues, it worked, according to his own rules he was supposed to replace the broken thing and then continue diving unharmed.
But after detection he just said fuck it and didn't fix the thing he patented a detection system specificlly to detect
>>211377559Some people genuinely can't conceptualize that fatal accidents and disasters can also happen to them, they'll do things normal folks would deem stupid and reckless until they get burned too (odds are they will take others down with them that day).
How many idiots died in completely avoidable car crashes caused by their own retardation/risky driving? Stockton's death is more striking (and ridiculous) than a pile up but the idea is the same. The dude was unbelievably full of himself.
>>211379755That’s why we need to figure out the whole liquid air thing like in Abyss. Once we have that we can swim around in the deep, deep ocean without issue.
>>211379865With airships and planes, the higher you go, the thinner the air gets, and the less it will float heavy objects. You physically can't get so high that the ship or plane won't take it anymore.
What you can do, though, is fly so high you freeze to death or suffocate.
>>211379424It wasn't like, I have some reservations, literally nothing worked, it was a death trap. You have a duty to protect people against this.
>>211379865>VentureI figured out why the sub imploded-there was SLUDGE driving it!
>>211363319A Logitech controller did that?
>>211379931did you miss the part where david tried to do that at great personal cost?
>>211379832Do we even know if he actually did that? The only evidence of it is hearsay from a guy who has a lot of reason to paint Stockton as an all controlling psychopath who made every decision and was completely insane.
>>211379890>*pop*>*POP*>*pop*>*POP*>*POP*>*POP*don't worry guys it's just the carbon fiber "seasoning"
>>211379971No, but the other guy, the Tony Nissen guy was just sitting there all fine and dandy.
>>211379890>after detection he just said fuck it and didn't fix the thing he patented a detection system specificlly to detectlmao imagine being a passenger and seeing/ hearing some warning go off and then Stockton just says "stupid piece of shit" and hits the machine repeatedly with the logitech until it stops.
>>211379980Well, we've got at least half a dozen survivors who were fired or left the company because of how Stockton was. Plus the one guy whose life Stockton tried to ruin, who had to spend all his money on defense attorneys. I guess there is ample evidence and court documents for that.
>>211379992he's the underwater version of Bane
>>211379697They weren't floating around stranded for days, they died during the initial descent a couple hours after launch. Navy monitoring posts pinpointed the exact moment the sub imploded.
>>211372723This is true I once walked from America to Europe. The middle of the Atlantic is only chest deep.
>>211379992The other documentary "Implosion" had witnesses of dive 80 that were on board the support vessel that said the crack was so loud they could hear it above water even though the Titan was still some 30 feet / 10 meters under water at the time.
There was also a guy who was on board the Titan (forget who it was) who told Stockton he had to stop, but Stockton said "naw, it'll be fine".
>>211379921>That’s why we need to figure out the whole liquid air thing like in Abyss.The physics will never work. The gasses we require to exist are sub-freezing when in liquid state:
>Liquid Nitrogen: -320.44 °F boiling point>Liquid Oxygen: −297.33 °F boiling point>Liquid CO2: -69.9 °F at 5.1 atmospheres of pressure (boiling point varies by pressure)It's been a long time since I had biochem but I'm pretty sure we can survive without most of the trace gasses like Argon, Xenon, etc. We're just never going be capable of dealing with the gasses we need for respiration in their liquid states because their temperatures far exceed the tolerances of our species.
>>211366470>Come on, fight me Cameron
>>211377954My fleshlight after I finally clean it
>>211380013If you watch the canned Expedition Unknown episode footage, that happens but Stockton just says, "It makes noises but that's normal." XD
>1 hour and 45 minutes after submerging
>700km away
>US Navy SOSUS listening device
>BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPpppp
>>211380274the thing I saw that blew my mind, on the last trip there was a youtuber there. He was schedule to go on one of the later dives. Since he was there he went on a early shorter test dive before the Titanic dives. Watching that vlog tells you everything you need to know. At one point, they are communicating with divers in the water and Stockton doesnt know what the hand signals mean. The fact that they dont even have clear established hand signals with the divers tell you all that you need to you know.
>>211363319It's just a brittle tube with two solid endcaps. The white outer cover is not part of the pressure vessel and could be made out of plastic. When the carbon tube fails it's like crushing a small lightbulb under a hammer. Only the endcaps and the covering, the rest is just dust.
>>211365567anything thats left of them has been eaten by underwater microorganisms
>>211373331Pretty sure regular fish are not the ones living at the bottom of the ocean
>>211377559>>211379903He's just that typical retarded retard who just can't take no for an answer, can't admit he's wrong, can't admit he knows nothing about anything
These are the type of guys who want to fix shit themselves and end up breaking everything, seems like they can't process risk or have no forward thinking
I'd say this is mainly a boomer problem but I want to think there's people like this from all ages
>>211380510it's where mother-in-laws go to gossip
>>211380094i tried the same but my sack lunch got wet 10 miles out and I had to go back, next time I'll get a properly sealed carbon fiber lunch box
>>211380066>Well, we've got at least half a dozen survivors who were fired or left the company because of how Stockton wasNo ones arguing he wasn't a shit boss who treated his employees like shit, that definitely happened but doesn't prove he was a malicious psychopath who used his wealth to destroy peoples lives.
>Plus the one guy whose life Stockton tried to ruin, who had to spend all his money on defense attorneysThis does come off as extremely retaliatory for shit talking his company but it seemed clearly motivated by a desire to get David to drop the OSHA claim(which he did). Its scummy as fuck theres no question but from what we can infer Stockton dropped the lawsuit after the OSHA claim was dropped. If he wanted too he could have easily drowned him in legal fees for years but didn't.
Im not gonna sit here and say Stockton wasn't a bad fucking dude but the engineer clearly tries to paint him as some comic book villain so he can put all the blame square on Stockton. I believe hes also the dude who claimed Stockton say he was going to "buy a congressman" to skirt by regulations.
>>211379472>>211379600Directed by Adam McKay, it will be a satire, this story is built for a comedy despite being a real tragedy
>>211380702Bathisphere simulator?
>>211366619Just use your mod powers to delete the posts you don't like.
>>211363341>that fucking crabmy sides
>>211370881You would be paste before your nerves could even send the pain signal
>>211379260>They hired Dutch people that were taller than the water level to install the ocean internet cables.kek
>>211378167To be fair, it isn't unusual for rich white people to lie and virtue signal about diversity.
The problem is most people try to descend forwards, but if you descend backwards the pressure actually decreases. That's what I did, you can just take a soda stream and you're good. So far I've visited the Titanic, Bismarck and the challenger deep but I wouldn't recommend it, there's nothing out there.
>>211376792>material fatigue? sounds like gay libtardneeseAnon, he bragged about firing the white male engineers and replacing them with a diversity squad.
>>211366470Any BTS or anything in how they did that implode effect?
>>211380656No that was the bald dude who said that.
>>211380750the carbon fiber is seasoning please understand
>>211372580true bro, they won't let us walk through the shallow ocean water to other continents because they want us to pay for boat or plane tickets. whales aren't real, bro, they can't fit in all that shallow water.
>>211380510only the elite chad fish make it down that far. the best of the best.
>>211380863Given its Cameron and the 80s it was likely an actual miniature they imploded
>>211380863They actually murdered Michael Bean. Very sad.
>>211367315Faster.
That pressure differential is like 5:1
The pressure differential on the sub would be like 5000:1
>>211380132I read that Stockton's wife was on the support vessel. She freaked out when they heard the sub implode, but got a text right afterward from him so she assumed he was okay (the texts were on a delay, he was dead by the time she got this message).
>>211379890The problem with the systems is that when carbon fiber fails, it does it quickly and violently. It would be like having an alarm installed to tell you that you're about to be struck by lightning.
>>211373438>fish exclusively need gaseous O2 to survive>no air in fish
>>211371230I like the idea of the implosion shot, but I also want it to have that quick "blah" sound that they use in South Park.
>>211381011She heard the boop but then got the weights dropped message a second or two afterwards as sound travels faster than it took the message to reach the surface
>>211373438Fish have an air bladder to regulate buoyancy
>>211378138Clearly fake.
Mussad agents install small explosives in every deep see submersible, and if the sub witnesses an old one, they detonate the charge.
>>211379890that wouldn't work. each pop was a sign of cumulative damage. Stockton choosing to interpret it as a WARNING was itself a cope because it was always obviously a sign his whole idea was stupid.
>"what are those popping sounds? they're getting louder"
>"It's supposed to sound like that"
>>211371055>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWTXeGiM8K8this is what carbon fiber sounds like cracking
they had a fuckton of CB weaves all around them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWTXeGiM8K8
there is no doubt they had some sort of warning before the entire thing went
>>211381033Did this sound smart in your head? Did you really think you're making a valid rebuttal and not just sounding like an imbecile?
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>>211363024 (OP)They dropped weights seconds before imploding, they absolutely knew shit was fucked and they were going to die.
>>211381011Yes, that scene is in the documentary, its actually chilling to watch, hearing the bang on the surface that pasted them.
>>211379890>He had a safty measure in place that would detect issues, it workedin theory, but noone at Oceangate actually understood the data they got from the strain gauges. It took a team of scientists and weeks of research to actually discover the correlation of the hull deteriorating and the data recieved from the sensors.
This whole thing still kinda stuns me. I'm not a pseud who claims to be a submarine expert or an scientist or anything. But long before this happened I'd read enough about general tech stuff to know:
-Carbon fiber is really brittle
-Carbon fiber doesn't work well in compression
-Glue doesn't like the cold
-Cylinders are weaker than spheres
-Connections between dissimilar materials are weak
-Submersibles are extremely complicated with tons of redundant features
-Wireless devices are unreliable
-Listen to fucking engineers
Why anyone thought it'd be a great idea to take a trip to the bottom of the ocean in a minimalist brittle death pod is beyond me.
>>211379636> "he had painted himself into a cornerJust wait for the paint to dry
>>211379890>He had a safty measure in place that would detect issuesAt this point I need to point out that if your submarine needs a sensor to tell you when the hull is close to failing you've already lost the game.
>>211381440to add to that I saw a video from a guy who worked on off-shore drilling platforms, and he talked about how none of electronics like the controller etc were fire rated. This is a huge safety issues in an enclosed ventilated space.
imagine plapping the the hot blond intern on the ocean floor
>>211381571>PLAP PLAP PLAP>GET IMPLODED
>>211380702KEEEEK LMAO
stop it Stockton I will puke BLLLAAARGH XD
>>211380656The 50k to ruin a life and buying a congressmen comments came from two different people.
>>211381533This is kind of bullshit. US subs use xbox controllers for periscope control.
>>211381786Military subs are bigger than a phone booth and have much better fire mitigation protocols and systems than the Titan sub.
>>211381185>you think you can just trick me into feeding you attention?
>>211372457His father forced him to go, you retard.
>>211381887A jeet shits out a fire like that in under a millisecond, and they had a redundancy system.
>>211381786Yes, but when a periscope won't go up or down or left or right, the rest of the boat is still safe. But when Stockton throws the only thing controlling the sub in a fit of rage so that the buttons break off (he did), and does that while they're at the bottom of the sea, that's a bit more serious.
>>211382110It had other ways to solve issues like that, galvanized hooks that would dissolve in salt water and drop off ballasts as well as another system that worked with a pump I believe. They wouldn't get stuck on the seafloor.
>>211381771>tfw you just said something you think is cool and the person you're talking to laughs at you
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