Partying with Neelix Edition.

First for Miles.

off to a terrible start

>>211368431
How so?

Wojak image propagators need to be killed with a disruptor. Let them feel their cells cook off.

>>211368222 (OP)
Good OP. Have a classic thread in tribute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y2dBhj8sOM
RIP

>>211368350
i made a keiko card one night but never got around to playing it

>>211368467
Why isn't the age of consent ever discussed in Star Trek? How does it work? If a species matures at x age in y space? What does the Federation constituition say about this?

>>211368222 (OP)
Who was in the wrong here?

>>211368543
>No Kurlan naiskos
What a shit figure

>>211368543
Cute attempt and solid joke but AIsloppa always fucks something up (Lt. Picard).

There's already a Star Trek General thread:
>>211362055

>>211368543
I want the Super7 figures but they don't have the full bridge crew and their quality control is notoriously shit, plus Nacelle's newer figures have more potential.

>>211368655

and what did you think?

>>211368708
>you kept your thread bumped all this time when you made it like 5 hours too early
Why though

>>211368708

Computer increase bounce coefficient by 500% and turn off holodeck safeties.

>>211368708
It's not formatted correctly.

>>211368771
Why would they even bother making TNG figures without making the full bridge crew?

I used to watch Star Trek with my dad and when Voyager started for some reason my little brother was freaked out by Neelix and used to cry whenever he saw him so my mother tried to get us to stop watching it but we kept watching it anyway.

>>211368771
>still no Kurlan naiskos

>crux of a conflict is basically Kirk begging a Starfleet officer to not side with a capricious alien who wants to enslave the whole ship because she's been dicknotized by him or whatever

hm

>>211368842
It's seven figures that are increasingly more difficult to sell. That's a lot of tooling and production costs to take on for the middling companies that buy the license so they start with the big hitters and hope it goes well.

>>211368941
I know but it seems like any Trek fan is going to want to collect the whole set, so why do TNG at all if you can't afford to produce all 7, or you're worried about demand? Would be easier to crank out the trusty Spock, Kirk, McCoy trio.

>>211368858
That's weird. Why would your brother instinctively fear a pedophile in a cat suit?

>>211368395
>>211368431
>>211368442
He's a jew with a bunch of israeli government issued nvidia cards in his fake company and he's still not able to destroy /trek/(/brit/pol/). They only need to say it.

>>211369751
what

>>211369968
>intel has a factory in israel now
>intel has its management engine, which no one can touch or talk about because its literal spyware
>amd already has similar backdoors
>probably arm too
technology peaked years ago and we havent even realized it. there are no replicators in our future, just zogbot commands and commercials beamed directly into our heads while the money changers gawk at the downfall of western civilization

>Odo maintained his silence, but he soon realized, that, too, was a mistake. For his finely-tuned changeling senses could hear the unmistakable sound of Shakaar's semen running down the Major's leg.

>>211371766
Consider that the entire surface of his body can absorb and react to molecules in the air, like a giant hypersensitive nose and tongue. He is tasting the cum from all the men who ran a train on Kira, even down to the faint traces of blood and shit from her torn asshole. Sonic showers can't hide your shame from Odo.

TWO trek threds
DOUBLE the chanse for doubles

DABO

the kazon weren't wrong to chase voyager's tech. but they went about capturing it wrong

>>211371820

>>211371367
kek zogjannies couldn't handle the bantz

>>211372305
doubes at quarks, on him

Tucker finds a new piece of space ass every day.

Listen guys listen. I now you guys think us enterprise fans are nothing but a bunch of brain dead coomers, but mommy T’Pol. Mommy T’Pol. Mommy T’Pol. You just know trip tucker pounded her good. She was mommy T’Pol of course

>>211374274
TRUE

>>211368350
>actually closer to 12
Straight up pedo shit

>>211371766
>>211371820

fucking Trip, why is it he gets all the ladies in space and Malcolm gets nothing? Is it because Malcolm's the guy with all the bitches back on Earth and the universe is balancing it out?

>>211374435
Malcolm is clearly the beta of enterprise.
Trip is the alpha and archer is the sigma. The black one doesn’t count and phlox is canonically a cuck, but good for him he seems to enjoy it.

>>211374524
>archer is the sigma
He does have some sigma energy but the episode where he kept thinking about Tpol's tits because he didn't get laid on Risa makes me question his sigma status.

>>211368222 (OP)
Awesome pic
>>211368350
The script writer must be a regular here

>>211374558
Feel like Archer was always looking at T’Pols tits, but dude was too busy starting wars to act. Sigma.
>prime directive my ass

>>211368771
Ah yes, the iconic Picard fencing foil.

>>211375014
He had a sword in Barclay's holodeck program!

>>211374435
>>211374524
Malcolm's too busy running battle simulations and tweaking the defense systems to have type for that shit. He curls up with a warm phase pistol at night.

>>211368771
Super7 is trash in every way. Don't waste your money regardless of your fanboyism.

>>211368771
any thoughts on what the random square plate could be?

>>211375069
>type
*time.

>>211375069
Beta with is pineapple cake

>>211374274
I appreciate your ideological honesty, coomer. I don't respect you but I respect the fact you don't pretend to be anything you're incapable of being.

>>211375152
>mega autist whose family say they can't understand him
Ha ha what an absurd scenario who lives like this ha ha

Good Morning Crewmen!

>>211375346
>Look, it happened. Let's just forget about it ok.

>gets dumped by a 2 year old
That's pretty rough honestly.

Why would you lease silence? Is it a depreciating asset?

well this ep was a lot more fun then I remember, also forgot this is the one worf and dax finally hook up, kinda funny to think about though, 2 senior starfleet officers were complicit in a duel to the death on a federation space station.

>>211376143
>I wish I could quit you

>>211376196
he's smiling

>>211376888
*smiling logically

I like Odo's autistic movements

>>211376962
I just realized he gets second billing in the credits, when that should go to nana vistor

>>211376985
After Avery Brooks they're in alphabetical order

>>211377006
huh you're right never noticed that

>>211377088
it's the same way for VOY and ENT as well
TNG does it too, except Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes share leading role credits

>try to watch the ENT pilot
>sure, I shit on ENT constantly but I haven't seen it in a few years, maybe I was wrong to--
>IMMEDIATELY the Vulcans start yelling at the humans, raising their voices
>WELL IF YOU'RE SO LOGICAL WHY ARE YOU RAISING YOUR VOICE THEN, HMM?? - Archer
>written by Rick Berman
Yeah, it's all coming back to me now, why I hate this fucking show. Berman was a great Executive Producer but I swear he made ENT just to give himself writing credits (and he is not a good writer, needs a real creative like Piller or Behr to be a true showrunner).

>>211377088
what I'm curious about is how the guest star titles work

what determines if you get an "as Some Character" or not?

like Nog was on the show for a long time before you started seeing "as Nog"

and I think some guest stars didn't originally get a title at all

>>211377324
unfortunately from everything i've read that sort of stuff is a matter of contention, the agent of the the actor or the actor themselves will argue they deserve xyz credit, the show creators push back and it goes back and forth until a compromise is reached, and before you say its just petty it is but it also ties into how much they get paid, 90s and early 2000s tv credits were really weird.

>>211377324
I have no idea how that works; sometimes it's just their name, sometimes they're Special Guest Star, sometimes they're "And-"
I know that for the DS9 finale they credited every guest and their character names individually over Act 1 out of respect

>>211377309
he wanted RDM but at that point RDM had said fuck you and made his own star trek, with hookers and blackjack

>>211377363
90s and 2000s television was a sweatshop and a pain in the ass for everyone involved, but nowadays it takes them two years just to pump out 10 mediocre episodes

>>211377396
lazy fucking zoomers

>>211374524
Remember when season 3 started and they decided they needed actual security so they brought in the MACOs but they felt bad for Malcom so they let him keep his job?

>>211377324
there are guidelines but its negotiated. Muldaur choose to be credited as a guest for all of season 2 because thats how she was treated by the cast and crew.

>>211377436
I like the gay tension they had between Malcolm and the Hayes, the lead MACO asshole

>>211376888
he’s half human and half erect

>>211377448
its also a thing you get paid more per episode but are not guaranteed an appearance in a set number of episodes per season, its like the difference of being employed casual or full/part time, once you are properly in the line up you can also negotiate for a percentage of the syndication, that was the major dispute during the recent strike since old contracts didn't cover streaming.

>>211377458
Who was the top?

>>211377519
thats true. i dont know how it works current day but when they made TOS the guests often got paid more per episode than the stars.

>>211377527
hayes, malcolm is british

>>211376343
It's a bajoran space station administered by the Federation. And nobody died.

>>211377660
not really the point though eh? the klingon episodes while a lot of fun, and the ferengi/klingon cross over eps, it still strains the boundaries of what the story is. Imagine if Sisko or Odo found out, a lot of Worf and Dax episodes have this issue, its fine don't get me wrong, its still funny though, in a way they are the worst starfleet officers ever.

>>211377660
It's a CARDASSIAN station, Jake

>>211377436
The Enterprise got boarded and captured every other week, honestly Malcolm should've been fired

>>211376888
vulcans do not smile.

>>211377847
JIM!!!!!

>>211377898
>not allowed to smile when you find out your best friend isn't dead
Vulcans are gay and cringe why does Spock want to be like them at all?

>>211377960
because if they don't they turn into romulans, no-one whats to be spastic rage assholes

>>211377978
Vulcans really are the grumpiest bitches and I'm glad they're de-emphasized outside of Enterprise & Spock because their logic doesn't have much logic about it at all. The DS9 baseball episode gets the most right about Vulcans when they can't figure out how they blew out the other team but lost the moral victory.

>Strange New Worlds cancelled
Oh no no no no

>>211377847
>>211377898
>>211377960
Spock is half-human. He tripped up. Tuvok would've never done this.

>>211377767
Most of DS9 's crew were the worst officers ever. It wasn't a prestige assignment, like the Enterprise, it was a dumping ground for Starfleet.

>>211378227
>Most of DS9 's crew were the worst officers ever.
Dax like
>HURR DURR LET ME STEAL THIS ANCIENT OBELISK FROM THIS ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITE NOT LIKE ANYONE'S USING IT AMIRITE LOL

>>211377898
spock was baring his teeth in anger because of the pon farr

>>211378259
that's illogical because pon farr was over at that point

>>211378279
it wasn't really over because he thought he had killed kirk and then found out he hadn't

>>211378305
T'Pau said it was over so it's over

>>211378248
Bashir like
>I'm gonna fuck my patients after I cure them, it's only right that they show gratitude
>Kurn
>I'm gonna put a baby up inside Kira while she's unconscious
>I'm gonna medically torture this section 31 guy to get information about a cure for the disease that's wiping out the people who are trying to kill and enslave us all
>Kurn

>>211378259
PONN FARRRRRRR

>>211378366
you're so right he even said he wanted to be on DS9 so he could do "frontier medicine" aka "whatever sick shit I feel like doing"

>>211378144
>P+ can't even manage 50 episodes before they go oops all out of money lol

>>211378443
Case in point

>>211378466
We're heading towards Wilderness Years at Warp 9! Kurtzman Trek is dead!

>>211378144
I like how they try to spin cancellations these days as actually being a victory
>Strange New Worlds has been RENEWED for its fifth and final season!
They just slip that "final" in there, kek.

>>211378491
Quark is an adult and wanted to do it. Did his fruity little jackets not tip you off?

>>211375082
Coaster for his tea or data pad

>>211378259
>It's never pon farr

>>211378719
>we're not willing to commit to a final season
>you get half a season to wrap things up before we end Star Trek for good
It's priceless

CBS

Enough with Kurtzman.
You know who to talk to for Trek kino. There is only ONE MAN who can save Star Trek.

>>211379109
Yes.

>>211379144
If you thought S3 of Picard was a good Star Trek season, you are beyond all hope.

Nobody in that show acts like their character. Stewart didn't use the "Picard voice" even once.

>>211379109
Wilderness Years are coming. You better enjoy Starfleet Academy because it's the last Star Trek you're going to get for a long, long time.

>>211368350
That kid didn't even look the same race

>>211379185
>because it's the last Star Trek you're going to get for a long, long time.
uh, good? That is infinitely preferable to Nu Trek.

Also you're really overrating Paramount's restraint. They have like 2 halfway profitable intellectual properties and Trek is one of them.

>>211368543
That looks like Picard if he was an east end gangster instead of a classicaly trained actor.

Fuck nuTrek, P+ is only good for /bb/ live feeds.

>>211379227
>They have like 2 halfway profitable intellectual properties
Yes, Mission Impossible and Sonic the Hedgehog according to their own shareholder info documents. Trek is done.

>>211379185
>You better enjoy Starfleet Academy
No, I don't think I will.
I'm not going to consume or enjoy things just because they have a brand name attached.

I haven't enjoyed anything "Star Trek" related since Enterprise and I'm unlikely to because the people who are in control of the franchise are incompetent.

Oi, where's the Trek News shill? Come out, you little nigger.

>>211379290
The fact that those two are all you could name really says it all. They need Star Trek, or at least they can SELL IT and make some money.

>>211379169
>Stewart didn't use the "Picard voice" even once.
He can't anymore.
But yeah even if he could, his acting is phoned in. I often rewatch the clip of them revealing the Enterprise for the memberberries but Stewart's
>the fleet museum... Geordi, why are we here?
>the Enterprise-D! But... how?
is almost comedically awful

>>211379847
They're not the crew of the Enterprise, or the former crew in S3 Picard -- they're the TNG cast in make-up and costumes. There's no vestige of military discipline, no sign whatsoever that these people used to be elite bridge officers on the flagship of the Federation. They're just a scrappy bunch of graying heroes out to save the galaxy and kick ass!

>>211379650
>The fact that those two are all you could name really says it all
I'm literally just repeating what they include in their shareholder info. Star Trek never gets brought up during earnings calls.

>>211380138
Well yeah, that's because they've tanked the franchise but it still retains its legacy value enough to be a commodity for the company. Twilight Zone too, to a lesser degree.

>>211368858
Characters like Neelix and Jar Jar set off the uncanny valley fierce for some children. They’re human-shaped, while also not. The developing brain can’t handle it.

I often wonder, does Alex Kurtzman understand what he's done?

>>211379847
Patrick Stewart’s voice really has collapsed into his old age. I saw him in a charity ad a couple years ago and he sounded so haggard. Why does Marvel keep forcing him to play Professor X when he can barely speak?

>>211380470
Of course. Destroying Star Trek was always the goal.

>>211380470
He doesn't. He's pretty much a functionally illiterate ape in a chinese room.

>>211380470
Bold of you to think these vacuous Hollywood """people""" have anything at all between their ears.

>>211379169
>>211379847
You are correct with the exception where he was facing down Ro (the part where he spoke Bajoran)

>>211380470
he did exactly what he set out to do. spend billions of dollars, enrich subcontractors, and reduce paramounts tax liability. quality and ratings were never a consideration.
he will get a new job ruining another franchise immediately after skydance fires him

>>211380642
>he will get a new job ruining another franchise immediately after skydance fires him
What else can he ruin? What else is there left to ruin?

Stewart being unable to do Picard's voice isn't about old age or volume, it's about tone and presence.

Sadly, it's a failure of characterization on his part, a failure as an actor. He's forgotten how to play the part and the writers certainly aren't giving him anything decent to work with either.

>>211380720
great
great
great (not just by ds9 standards)
great
great

>>211380720
why is ENT such a wall of text?

>>211380720
Like we were discussing yesterday, Waltz is character assassination for sure for Dukat but it's character assassination KINO with some of the best performances of the series acting wise.

Alaimo is great. You feel bad for him even as he reveals he's a complete maniac and that's a credit to his performance as Dukat.

>>211380951
Weak writing requires more explanation than good writing

>>211380951
i assume they pay by the word or something for the descriptions but ent is always longer than the others

Is NuTrek finally over?

>>211381071
It reminds me of that meme where people make goyslop shows seem intricate or complex and then reduce Breaking Bad or The Sopranos down to “lol drug show/lol mob show”

>>211380520
>Why does Marvel keep forcing him to play Professor X when he can barely speak?
Probably appealed to him because of DEI. Steward has a weakness for that.

>>211380956
>You feel bad for him
No, you don't.

>even as he reveals he's a complete maniac
This episode actually makes him out to be less of a maniac than you might have previously thought because it reveals he actually does know deep down he's a liar and does have real doubts and insecurities that he is consciously aware of whereas before you could have thought he unironically believed all of it due to being actually insane

Fellas....the guy who put in a good days work...he's gone.

>>211381224
RIP

>>211381224
He was the Scarface cop, I never made the connection

>>211381169
If Stewart really cared about DEI, he’d refuse to play a disabled character while himself being able bodied. Didn’t he also complain how “white and male” the TNG writing team was?

>>211381224
Wait, it was THAT guy? I never made the connection either

>>211381436
Jadzia would never beat Worf in a duel. Maybe TNG Worf but never DS9 Worf.

>>211380720
Based H&I network. Comet, Grit, and Story are all great too.
>>211380956
The term "character assassination" is retarded and only retards use it. Waltz is great and Dukat's character was always consistent. He just reached a breaking point that his belief in himself and that his past actions, while sometimes harsh, being the best for Cardassia and Bajor, is rejected by everyone else. This moment being stranded and having heart to heart with Sisko, a human outsider who somehow became entagled with Bajoran culture, was potentially the last chance for him to plead this case and he was soundily rejected, where could he go from there with his stature and ego? The only path left is to embrace the villainy his galactic-political rivals painted him to be.
>>211381436
People who ironically or unironically use the word "bussy" need to be put to death.

>>211381470
She beat him once earlier when they first met, but probably because he completely dismissed her abilities.

>>211381475
that is not a good look for Ro. where is that even from?

>>211381475
>The term "character assassination" is retarded and only retards use it.
is that no literally what happened in a meta sense? the writers were essentially butthurt that fans enjoyed the character too much and in the "wrong" way, so they retaliated.

>>211381475
>Dukat's character was always consistent.
There are multiple people involved who have talked about how Alaimo's friend wrote Indiscretion for him, to give the character more of a neutral vehicle, or the potential to become an anti-hero through the Klingon storyline, including Alaimo himself going on record about it.

It's not a point of debate, it's a Trek fact at this point.
There was a time where an anti-hero story was pitched for Dukat where he might find redemption and it was approved by the showrunners, the executive producers, and the story editors.
They waffled on the character and defaulted to making him pure evil because they did not like a character with Dukat'a past finding redemption (again, multiple people on the record about this including Behr)

>>211381475
comet used to be so great but all they air now is buffy and grimm

>>211381470
Dax has Worf under the thumb without beating him up. Trill pussy is just that good, I'd say.

>>211381507
Mr. Mot stopped cutting her hair

>>211368350
m-m-m-married to a ten year old?????
OHHHHH.....NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I-uh... I-uh.... I-uhhh..... I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO CONSUMATE OUR MARRIAGE......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

>>211382302
I would love to serve on the ENT-D as some low stakes job such as barber or bartender.

>>211382362
the waiter in lower decks had it all figured out. all the perks of being a starfleet officer with none of the responsibility.
its also evidence that life in the federation is not the utopia its claimed to be. why would anyone sign up to be a security officer or engineering bitch if they can just sign up to wait tables play grabass all day

>>211382362
>the usual, Mr LaForge?

>>211382362
Imagine being the ship's dry cleaner and you can just use the holodeck to play captain whenever you want

>>211382588
>why would anyone sign up to be a security officer or engineering bitch if they can just sign up to wait tables play grabass all day
some people enjoy the challenge and adventure, some people care about the process

>>211382775
while that may be true i have a hard time believing the 200:1 ratio tryhards:relaxers
more likely cushy jobs like waiters and barbers are reserved for the politically connected.

>>211368222 (OP)
This picture reminds me of this: https://youtube.com/shorts/gJLIiF15wjQ

>SAAAR I did not shit in the turbolift

THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO DATA AGAIN

Everybody loves Neelix

>>211383323
>saarfleet
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR ITS IN THE NAAAAAAAAAAAME

>Everybody loves Nee-ACK!
https://youtu.be/oKTpBN6jKa4?t=57

GEORGIE LA FLOYD CAN'T BREATHE CAPTAIN

what set is this? its from s2e5.

looks expensive

Trip getting action from aliens again
This time aliens wearing sexy pantyhosen

>>211385347
>>211385371
Isnt that the shuttle that explodes so Paris wants to build the faster one?

>>211385347
>Kim wakes up in alternate timeline with a gf
>Instinctively knows this is wrong and tries to get back to Volcelger

>>211385501
thought that was a new set brought in with the episode i guess i hadnt paid attention

>>211384748
Spin off show where Neelix opens up a Delta Quadrant bar and restaurant called Everybody loves Neelix.

>>211381436
What's up with all the weird sex posting the last few threads? And why does it always involve Neelix?

>>211385991
Neelix has a particular sexual energy.

>>211385991
That's hot

>>211385991
People here are deranged lunatics, anon.

THIS was character assassination

>>211386100
>>211386210
what compels someone to spend years doing this? what is the reason? it defies all logic, in short what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>211379185
as if I'd even consider watching that slop

>>211368222 (OP)
that looks like a happy fuckin neex

I love ENT so much it's unreal

>>211386669
bajoran dukat is funny. nice break from ezri shit

>>211387505
it was until it turned stupid and boring which took like, 2 episodes

oh my god this janky ass probe is offing people left and right. how is this the scariest episode so far?

>>211381436
I am going to execute you
>>211381507
her last appearance in TNG when she defects to the maquis

>>211387759
>I am going to execute you
For what?

>>211387853
because of the weird perverse overtly homosexual shit you keep posting

>>211387984
Nice projection, retard.

>>211388082
>pegging isn't gay, you must be gay for thinking it is

>>211388143
I don't care what (You) think, while (You) care a great deal about what I think. Imagine seething this hard.

>>211388231
I highly recommend watching the Riker sleep deprivation episode while yourself sleep deprived. Makes for a kino experience.

>>211388538
How much sleep deprivation is recommended for maximum kino?

>>211368543
This just summed up why I hate TNG and RDMOORE.

>>211379109
Fuck this George Lucas looking wanna be. FUCK YOU!

>>211375014
that's a sabre

after watching a bit of TOS I feel like Kirk is not like how he's generally portrayed in pop culture

>>211381224
>>211381270
>>211381415
He was also the bad ass judge in ghostbusters 2

All my niggas Nazis, nigga, Heil Hitler

>>211390498
>Computer, play the song that started the Bell Riots for Captain Sisko...

i think Damar should have lived so he could become the new king of Cardassia

>>211390350
no shit sherlock

WW3 bros, it's time! We're that much closer to the Star Trek future.

>>211391072
well why did culture lie to me?

>>211391164
I don't want to get nuked, but I don't want to go to work anymore either. Wat nou?

>>211391254
Now, we wait.

>>211391164
>>211391254
Nothing ever happens.

>>211391724
They want me to pay taxes. That's not nothing.

>>211391164
For a moment there I thought something significant happened.

>>211387181

>>211368222 (OP)
I wish he would put some shoes on, so undignified...

>>211391182
Unironically, SNL. It all started with John Belushi's impression.

>>211390350
I'm a few episodes in to the original and I like him so far. He's more of a hothead than Picard but so far has not done any real psycho shit like Sisko.

>>211393057
personally I love him and think he's perfect. before I though Picard was perfect but I like Kirk more. and I don't really see him as a hothead. he does get emotional but it's always for a good reason and he never isn't smart about it. the hothead is Scotty who constantly ends up on his fucking ass because he chimped out at the drop of a hat and got shot or something

>>211368350
Just more evidence of what an uncaring bitch Keiko was. Since she still had an adult mind, she understood the fucked up position Miles was put in and she didn't care at all. She only cared about her own desires. He should have left her for the spoonhead engineer.

>>211368513
Logically it would be whatever is the AoC on the being's home planet but given the biological and social variety across species, something like AoC might not even be an understandable concept to many cultures.

>>211368222 (OP)
>>211375346
>>211376150
Love you uncy Neel, please come back to the Alpha quadrant I'm all grown up now!

>>211393307
Look, Scarlett Pomers is about my age and an accomplished hot goth musician in her own right, but dude: you're weird and creepy.

We needed more dystopian alternate reality Riker

>>211393508
>you're weird and creepy
Perhaps this is more to your liking?

Dukat tries to resist Bajoran pussy for 5 minutes challenge: Impossible

>>211393767
there's no reason to resist

>>211393307
>>211393657
I liked her on Reba.

>>211393767
>There’s something maddening about the smell of a Bajoran pussy. You catch it when they pass too close: a soft musk, like skin that’s been sweating under robes all day. It sticks in your throat. The kind of smell that makes you think of open thighs and honest labor.

>>211394003
she's pretty but her nose is huge when not at the right angle

>>211394168
A proud Roman nose

>>211390350
You can see where the slash fandom was born from. Shatner's a lot more whimsical, playful, hopeful in the show than the war crank he is in all the movies except 4.

>>211394248
>You can see where the slash fandom was born from
absolutely. also whimsical is such a great word to describe him. i love his sense of humor.

>>211394296
>i love his sense of humor.
Me, it makes me want to hunt him for sport.

>>211394338
These guys have weird faces. They all look like babies or that retarded girl that's spammed all the time.

>>211368543

That's just bald Jason Isaacs

>>211393508
>dude: you're weird and creepy
trans trek hands (male) typed this post

>>211390350
I feel like parodies become people's memories more so than the original. Zap Brannigan is meant to be a mix of Captain Kirk and real life William Shatner. Only a few things penetrated the cultural zeitgeist with Kirk, like the Orion slave girls so Kirk = sex man.

>>211395014
And then the TOS movies gave him the "crazy cowboy willing to go against orders to save his friends" reputation

>>211394248
>war crank
C'mon man, he's just old

>>211390498
>Rom accidentally fuses Vic Fontaine and the Battle of Britain in the latest holosuite diagnostic

>>211395014
Fun fact Zapp Brannigan was conceived especially for Phil Hartman. When he died they just had Billy West do a Phil Hartman impression.

>>211395143
That's not a fun fact. Please stop using that phrase.

>>211395153
I thought it was fun...

>>211394200
no from some angles its unfortunate
>she's 36 now
i swear time is moving faster

>>211393307
Kek

>>211375346
I hate this guy like you wouldn’t believe

>>211368222 (OP)
voyager was so fucking jewish with this guy and that mental bitch he was fucking ruined the show

>>211374558
is this the bitch that played pamela anderson in the film that came out recently?

star trek

And goth big titty Maj'el.

>AI sloppa

coomers are a pox on society, harness that energy and go get an actual partner

>>211368350
How much Brien?

I'd rather take the fake Paramount shill than the coomer spammer.

How it´s going, anything In the news to spam?

>>211400084
SNW was confirmed to be ending at 5 seasons.

>>211400165
>and then pike was horribly burned and crippled and kirk took over, the end.
it'll be fucking hilarious

>>211391164
Again?

>Mr. Scott do [some thing]
>Captain I'll try my best but [thing] is outside the realm of the nature and possibility of our current reality and I can't do it
>Do it or you're fired

Why can't Scotty just say yes sir for once him constantly complaining and setting the expectation for failure stresses me out he NEVER can't just do anything there's always some fucking problem. Geordi and Data weren't like this

>>211400508
addressed in Relics

>>211400444
Nevermind, I vastly overestimated Iran's air defense network and offensive capabilities!
>*beams back in*

Holy shit.

>>211400343
ideally Pike finds a way to avoid his fate and in doing so forks off a new universe similar to Kelvin. This both allows for a potential soft reboot of TOS with Wesley and Peck, as well as the very last scene being the Lower Decks Anaximander, piloted by William Boimler, showing up and saying hello. Smash to credits.

>>211400557
>Anaximander,
What is that? I thought their ship was named something else, I don't remember, but a city in California.

>>211400557
or they can just keep it as is and do a soft reboot anyway also avoiding any LD trash entirely, also still can't believe they got a guy named wesley to play kirk

>>211395014
>Orion slave girls
that wasn't even Kirk it was Pike

>>211400557
>This both allows for a potential soft reboot of TOS with Wesley and Peck
...Are you fucking kidding me, dude?

God, I want people like you to book Air India flights exclusively.

>>211400620
It's a Section 31 Defiant class used to explore alt universes. Has a crew of Harry Kims, a married off Garrak and Bashir, a Kurzon Dax

>>211400672
wtf is wrong with that show?

>>211400672
I honestly can't tell if you're joking or not.

>>211400672
lol that's so randumb!

ROFLMAO I love when Star Trek reflects my quirky sense of humor!

>>211400688
I don't know. I liked parts of it, but the moment I saw those episodes I lost interest in it. For me it was the cocktail of Section 31 and Multiverse that did it in.

why didn't Hemmer have a larger forehead than an Andorian

>>211400557
>as well as the very last scene being the Lower Decks Anaximander, piloted by William Boimler, showing up and saying hello. Smash to credits.
now I know you're baiting

>>211400672

>>211400705
I wish I was.

>>211400672
>Kurzon
FUCKING moron. I swear. I can't stand you

Section 31 has ships? How can Starfleet lie about not being them then?

>>211400784
please ignore all nu-trek we made it wrong, as a joke

>Building sistership to Enterprise
>Name it 'Yamato' for keks
>It's explodes
>mfw

>>211400784
They should, theoretically, have small cloaked ships, something about as large as a Runabout maybe, or a little bigger. They've had access to Klingon and Romulan cloaking technology for a long time and they're not under the same diplomatic compunction to forego using it. It makes no sense for them to have big capital ships but they'd obviously want some kind of low-profile transport for themselves.

>>211401022
if your really going to do this then Starfleet had a romulan cloak since The Enterprise Incident, its completely reasonable to assume 31 got their hands on it at some point

>>211401130
there is no logical reason they should have a Defiant class ship ever

>>211401208
yes their is they clearly need a battle ship since the borg are overwhelmingly more powerful, instead of trying to make even bigger ships which would be ridiculous they aren't go to match the borg size, smaller highly maneuverable ships with over powered weapons makes perfect sense. They were never suppose to have a cloak originally

>>211400784
The CIA has its own stealth planes that are the same spec (presumably) as DoD planes, but aren't DoD:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_RQ-170_Sentinel

>>211400784
they dont have ships. they dont need ships. S31 is made up of regular starfleet officers who were drafted in for one reason or another.
this is exactly how current day spies work. they dont jet set around the world and make scenes at casinos. they serve drinks and drive cars and sell insurance.

>>211401208
>>211401274
oh wait your still talking about that lower decks shit, nvm my bad, yea no reason at all in fact they would be best to have regular civilian ships with maybe hidden overpowered engines or the like

>>211400557
its already a fork of kelvin. except for a few easily ignored shorts the prime timeline hasnt been touched since 2005

>>211401305
yeah sorry it's my fault for not quoting that post

>>211401208
>defiant-class
Nah, I said something smaller

>>211400508
geordi was like that he just wasnt as good at it. data is a toaster
torres is the one who didnt play the exaggeration game, even though she did sometimes

>>211400748
McThumb lurks here (he's probably a mod), he'll backchannel it through Kathryn Lyn, I guarantee you that's the finale. Put me in the screenshot. Something something in trek news something something *cries* something something Let's Fly, I'm too lazy to pretend to be the P+ shill today (it's probably McMahon anyway)

>>211401338
they would at most have regular runabouts or just civilian ships, the entire idea is to not draw attention, absolutely no reason to have some unique ship class, thats stupid

>>211401338
>be S31
>get caught with cloaked ship
>starfleet is fucked
they dont need ships, they can get a ride anywhere they need by pretending to be botanists.

>>211401345
>geordi was like that
he wasn't. i mean Scotty seriously raises my blood pressure the way he's just "wah wah I can't do that Cap'n" Geordi would at least give alternatives and come up with ideas on his own without Picard having to fucking handhold him and impress upon him the blatantly obvious fact that if he doesn't make shit happen everyone is going to die

>>211401278
nice of them to publish the specs, nitwit

>>211401358
>>211401389
Could always throw a cloaking device on any civilian ship, or just make a ship with far more capability than it looks, some sort of sensor fuckery or something like that.

And if they get caught, how's it blow back on Starfleet anyway? Because they're humans? So were the Maquis

>>211401389
>they can get a ride anywhere they need by pretending to be botanists
I guess you could say the clandestine S31 agent was a plant.

>>211401427
I swear to god I will fucking murder you carlos

>>211401407
he was, he just wasnt as bad as scotty and obrien. torres is the proof.
when picard told geordi to do it faster geordi did it faster. when janeway told torres to do it faster torres refused

>>211401420
but the question is why bother? they can just go on any ship as a passenger, you can pose as a crew man if the job needs it, if your going to kronos you can be surgically altered to look like a klingon etc etc, their is almost no situation they would need their own ship

>>211401327
all good

>>211401529
Sometimes, operatives need to be extracted in high-risk situations where exposure is a risk.

>>211401565
sure thats when you call up Ross and get starfleet to do it, same as in real life if they need a military extraction the cia get the military to do it

>>211401662
The military doesn't disavow the CIA

>>211401680
you really think the military doesn't have black ops?

>>211401753
if you're using well known top of the line US military ships and assets for everyone to see it's not a fucking "black op" are you stupid or something?

>>211401796
who said anything about well known? when they had picard go on the spy mission to cardassia they didn't send the enterprise did they?

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