Thread 211370507

>>211370507 (OP)
>y-you too...

>>211370507 (OP)
I like video games

>>211370507 (OP)
I dunno. Cheers!

you too

>>211370507 (OP)
Body horror

I work from home, when I have to go into the office 5-10 times per year it's all this kind of conversation so I make sure to study whatever show is most popular at the time so I have something to talk about

>>211370507 (OP)
I don't like or enjoy much anymore, I don't even watch movies. I can't even remember when I watched the last tv show or movie. I'm mostly stitting in my room and let the days pass by, wastig time on the internet. And how about you?

>>211370507 (OP)
A few years back I went on a date with a girl who unironically used the term “Chad” a few times.

>>211370648
Did you cum on her face?

>>211370507 (OP)
haha no thanks

>>211370507 (OP)
Sci-fi, mostly. I like Postmodern movies, like Synecdoche, New York and shows like The Rehearsal. Have you seen either of those?

Now it's her turn to impress me or I tune out for the rest of the date.

Uhm... I'm in a more Columbian Chatterbate gameshowesque lesbian free for all frame of mind right now. I have fun, they seem to be having a blast. A fingerblast

>>211370507 (OP)
What should you order in a restaurant when you’re on a date with a girl? Women obsess with what they should order to impress/not-ick a guy, but guys never talk about this despite obsessing over potential icks in any other context.

>>211370648
That sounds awesome. A girl that is even slightly as online as I am would give us something in common.

>>211370507 (OP)
She looks like she farts in her sleep

>>211370507 (OP)
I dont know if you've heard of it before my dear, but have you heard of the #blacked film studio before?

>>211370795
Women will only judge you for considering what you eat. If you order what you want, and enjoy it, and don't leave one bite left, she will feel you know what you want and know how to take it in life.

>>211370507 (OP)
The kind with an attractive white cast and minority characters that make sense in the setting and are depicted realistically

>>211370825
>she will feel you know what you want and know how to take it in life.
The implication being: If you like her you will treat her the same way - you will take her and make her yours. This is what she desires. Show her you can do that.

>>211370507 (OP)
Bogged whore kinos, why do you ask m’dear?

>>211370848
This is not bogged.

>>211370831
>Pied piper
>Not pied

>>211370507 (OP)
Gay ones.
Go away.
I need to watch gay things

>>211370507 (OP)
James Browns personal scat collection

please, does anyone have the picture of dick tremayne with the 'anyone with taste more esoteric than me is a circlejerking schizophrenic"?
>my hdd died and i am devastated

>>211370507 (OP)
first show me your genitals, if there's a penis or a surgically created mangina between your legs i'm not going to tell you

>>211370507 (OP)
Obscure Japanese V-cinema with no subtitles

>>211370507 (OP)
>why did you bog yourself at this young age? Usually hollywood actresses wait until they are over 40 to bog themselves. It's kinda sad man. Yeah, I like sad movies btw.

>>211370507 (OP)
ArtOfZoo

>>211370771
Any recs?

For me? It’s REAL-487.

>>211370507 (OP)
Jackie Chan movies

>>211370507 (OP)
>her face when you start listing off Scooby Do films

>>211370795
The correct answer is to order the 3rd most expensive item.
It shows you don’t care about money without being garish about it

>>211370507 (OP)
looks like any junkie who steals handfuls of food from supermarkets

>>211370507 (OP)
I had this conversation 8 years ago on a date and she was like oh what about porn haha and then I started talking about what porn I like, what actresses, what actors, what studios and some of the origins of it in different countries and the like. Oh course I didn't get any and of course she ghosted me and I haven't been on a date since.

>>211372162
how did you not realize that this was a trap?

>>211370507 (OP)
Did I say you could speak cunt?
If I want you to open your cock sucking unit I'll let you know

>>211372222
She was in good spirits and cheerful. I think she earnestly wanted to gave a brief conversation about porn but I just rambled on too much and got too into it. I'll credit her for a good poker face and seeming like she was always interested in what I had to say which I took for a go on, anon.

>>211370795
Pick a menu item at random, point at it and ask
"Is there cum in this?" when they look confused but haven't spoken yet you add
"Human cum, I mean". They say no and look creeped out. Pick a second item
"and this?"
"No, none of our dishes have... that in them"
Wave your hand dismissively, pick whatever you were going to pick anyway and confidently state
"I'll just take the (insert food) then" Make an effort to emphasise that the dish you are choosing is one you are choosing in lieu of an option that used human cum as an ingredient.

Cute women are into dudes who eat cum, in case you didn't know.

>>211371596
hfw

>>211372041
This is her exact reaction when I accost her on the street and loudly say that her lips are juicy.

>>211370795
>caring about what a woman thinks
that's why you can't get laid

>>211373128
Pretty rough back massage

>>211370507 (OP)
I like watching bitches get killed. Gives me an appetite.

I'm into Japanese cinema: Rape!, Raping!, The Rape!, Rape! 25 o'clock Rape!, Everybody Gets Raped!, the list goes on.

>>211373128
Her hair parting is pretty wide.

>>211372270
KEK

>>211373204
Why not just say you're a fan of the Rapeman franchise?

>>211370795
pussy

I spend at least 10x more time watching porn than movies or TV. Hope that doesn't ruin this, my first date ever.

A toast!

I hope every anon in this thread has a great date night at least once in their lives. Bless you all.

I just assume girl with buccal fat removed had thousands of cocks, idk why, I guess human brain wired to judge faces for arbitrary reasons. ruined Heretic for me, couldnt susbend by disbelief that she's a mormon girl, I know that she was not a virgin in a movie but still

>>211373354
That's not toast, it's a beer bottle.

>>211372250
>>211372162
Fool

>>211370771
not all of them are made equal kek

>>211370507 (OP)
well theres this movie called birth of a nation, I think we should watch it together

>>211370771
For me, it's the slavs.

>>211373661
what did she mean by this

>>211373128
i just got a little hard from this bros

>>211370507 (OP)
I enjoy the works of Brendan Fraser myself. Would you like a top up?

>>211373661
anal is gross man POO POO comes from there

>>211370507 (OP)
I don't care what anyone says, Sophie is a QT. Also, horror is my genre.

>>211370507 (OP)
the good kind

>>211373128
Isn't this from a beastiality video?

>>211370507 (OP)
>names all of her favorites
Anon, I don’t believe it. Let’s get out of here.

>>211370507 (OP)
I can already tell she's gonna be one of those casting choices that ruins movies for me
she's fine and pretty but it feels forced. she kinda overacts a bit too.

>>211374041
NO. She was supposed to overact in Companion. It was perfect. You don’t know… this guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

>>211370818
So loud she wakes herself up. You’re a romantic just like me.