/hor/ - Horror General
Evil Martians Edition
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>>211333772
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:06:27 PM
No.211373627
first for Kolobos
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:08:06 PM
No.211373644
>>211373753
>bleh!
so what's hell house llc? at first glance it seems like one of those ghost chaser shows but feature length
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:11:14 PM
No.211373692
>>211373669
Run of the mill found footage. Except the first one just really nailed the scary part.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:11:14 PM
No.211373693
>>211373932
>>211373669
for me its paul
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:11:29 PM
No.211373698
>>211373699
>>211373669
FF kino about a group of people making a haunted house attraction in an old hotel that has a dark past.
>>211373698
and they made 4 movies about the same place?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:12:53 PM
No.211373714
>>211373699
No, the 4th doesn't take place at the hotel. 2 & 3 do, but not for the entire runtime.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:16:22 PM
No.211373749
>>211373699
Better to pretend that 2 and 3 don't exist to be honest.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:16:27 PM
No.211373753
>>211380044
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:19:21 PM
No.211373782
>>211373816
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:22:49 PM
No.211373816
>>211373782
name 5 movies that do this joke
You guys are watching at least one tomorrow, right?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:27:04 PM
No.211373871
>>211373890
>>211391183
>>211373861
Does a rip off featuring a clown in a field of corn count
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:27:11 PM
No.211373873
>>211373890
>>211373861
thinking of 7 or maybe 3
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:28:56 PM
No.211373890
>>211373871
No, watch that on Saturday.
>>211373873
Doing 1-4 myself. 7 is one of my favs though.
Why is the sack mask so kino looking in every movie it's used?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:32:20 PM
No.211373932
>>211373693
This was a waste of 90 minutes
>>211373918
they should make a Batman horror film
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:36:27 PM
No.211373982
>>211374060
>>211373959
2035 the original Batman design becomes PD. That is unless these companies throw a fuckton of money at politicians to get shit changed.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:39:18 PM
No.211374025
I could have saved her
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:43:18 PM
No.211374060
>>211374114
>>211373982
Interesting. Hope they make one before that to try squeeze every drop out anyway.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:47:49 PM
No.211374114
>>211374060
2034 is when the original Superman goes into PD. So it'll be possible to have a horror movie team of Superman & Batman with them slaughtering people.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:53:10 PM
No.211374179
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:14:41 PM
No.211374394
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:20:12 PM
No.211374462
I'm once again asking for more action horror recs
So far I've especially enjoyed:
Ghost Ship
The Gorge
#Alive
Ghosts of Mars
Cabin In The Woods
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:32:06 PM
No.211374621
>>211376573
>>211374519
low standards huh. I assume you've seen Train to Busan, and the Resident Evil series.
Wolfman 2010 is good.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:45:19 PM
No.211374808
>>211376573
>>211374519
Second one just gets crazy toward the end.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:46:39 PM
No.211374828
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:48:16 PM
No.211374858
>>211373959
they could adapt Dark Joker The Wild
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:48:28 PM
No.211374863
>>211375018
>>211375291
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:59:45 PM
No.211375006
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:01:17 PM
No.211375018
>>211374863
definitely Together since everyone is gonna be talking about that.
the j-horror New Group sounds cool too.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:22:06 PM
No.211375253
>>211375300
>>211373959
They already did Batman Vs. Dracula.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:25:15 PM
No.211375291
>>211374863
together would be my first pick, first wave didn't have anything interesting in it
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:26:09 PM
No.211375300
>>211375253
I still don't understand Batman. He has no superpowers, so why not just kill him?
>muh plot armor super gadgets
Don't care, just trap him and then bomb the fucking place. Hell, drone strike the fucker, game over. If you're a villain, just disguise yourself as a civilian that needs help and then put a gun in his mouth. End of batman.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:29:56 PM
No.211375354
>>211384128
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:30:49 PM
No.211375373
>>211373620 (OP)
I always thought this dude worked well as a proof of concept design for a live action Ninja Turtles movie Krang back in the '90s. A shame we never got that.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:43:33 PM
No.211375524
>>211392945
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:55:39 PM
No.211375687
>>211378892
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:03:41 PM
No.211375784
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:24:47 PM
No.211376036
>>211373669
Rather boring found footage.
Anonymous
!KINoplebAE
6/12/2025, 4:01:24 PM
No.211376573
>>211377582
>>211374621
Yeah, Train to Busan was good too.
My standards are really relevant to what I've seen so far, those are my favorites of the 20 or so I tried.
>>211374808
I'll give them a try, thanks anon.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:09:40 PM
No.211377582
>>211378365
>>211376573
have you seen Overlord?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:13:57 PM
No.211377645
>>211373676
it was well received, just not talked about a whole lot. i liked it though. been awhile since a jumpscare hit me like that
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:49:20 PM
No.211378270
>>211373861
Probably the first, don't think I'll marathon
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:54:07 PM
No.211378365
>>211379974
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:07:28 PM
No.211378618
>>211379328
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:19:12 PM
No.211378892
>>211379174
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:30:58 PM
No.211379174
>>211379322
>>211378892
That is pretty fitting. Kind of want a first person FF slasher film where the entire movie is from the killer's POV.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:39:13 PM
No.211379322
>>211379174
That's pretty much the Maniac remake minus the FF. Different vibe though too.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:39:20 PM
No.211379328
>>211378618
>Evil/magic demon
>Small demon
I mean, mogwai are mogwai but gremlins then being xiaogwai seems wrong
Rec me supernatural horrors from the 70s please, that's what i wanna watch this october.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:49:15 PM
No.211379533
>>211380322
>>211379393
Perfume of the Lady in Black
Think I'm watching it tonight on a Mimsy Farmer kick
Would be a shame if I said I really enjoyed Gremlins haha!
>>211379817
Would be a shame if I said I've never seen Gremlins haha!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:03:38 PM
No.211379888
>>211379846
It's a complete dishonour no weeb will tell me if chi oni would have the same childish connotation as xiaogwai and if gremlins are naughty children there or not keke
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:07:40 PM
No.211379974
>>211378365
that's the one. much heavier on the action but it wasn't bad
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:11:05 PM
No.211380044
>>211381267
>>211373753
>mfw we have wolfman & invisible man/woman
>mfw Frankenstein at the end of the year
>mfw dracula next
Will it be vampire kino?
>>211379393
I believe Phantom of the Paradise counts by technicality.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:15:11 PM
No.211380156
>>211379817
>>211379846
inb4 you get called manchildren by the schizo
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:16:09 PM
No.211380176
>>211380322
>>211384327
>>211380091
He could watch Carrie or The Fury or any of the more supernatural 70s de Palma
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:19:57 PM
No.211380270
>>211373959
Isn't Batman already pretty horrific
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:20:15 PM
No.211380273
>>211380352
>>211374281
What movie is this?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:22:12 PM
No.211380322
>>211380677
>>211380091
>>211380176
My friends, i've already seen De Palma's entire filmography, but thanks.
>>211379533
Pretty sure i've seen this already too, but thanks.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:23:43 PM
No.211380352
>>211380273
Handsome Guys, which is the SK remake of Tucker & Dale vs Evil.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:36:00 PM
No.211380629
>>211393790
>>211374519
Some good action scenes in:
Maniac Cop 2 and 3 (2 has massive police station scene)
Joy Ride
Halloween 4
Hatchet 3
Jason Lives
Planet Terror
Cloverfield
From Dusk til Dawn 2
AvP Requiem
Predator 2
Dog Soldiers
Lifeforce
Deep Rising
The Crazies
Unhinged
Kill List
Dead Heat
Freddy vs Jason
The Hidden
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:38:10 PM
No.211380677
>>211380876
>>211380322
Have you seen The Creeping Flesh?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:45:39 PM
No.211380837
>>211373699
Only the first one is worth watching anyways. Watch it around Halloween season.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:47:43 PM
No.211380876
>>211381159
>>211380677
No, added to the list, thanks anon.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:55:36 PM
No.211381023
>>211381084
Some of the greatest contributions to horror have come from filmmakers more concerned with experimenting with language than with creating scares: Hitchcock, Bergman, Fellini, Polanski, Argento, Kubrick, Zulawski, Lynch, Haneke, von Trier.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:57:59 PM
No.211381072
>>211393790
>>211374519
More with good action scenes:
Darkness Falls
Maximum overdrive
Species
Village of the Damned '95
Phantoms
The Faculty
Sometimes they come back for more
The Mimic series
The Relic
Dreamcatcher
Sleepwalkers
Hellraiser 3
Werewolf in London (ending rampage)
Werewolf in Paris
Bad Moon
Dark Breed 1996
Lord of Illusions
Children of the Corn 3, iirc
Many or most John Carpenter movies
Demons 1 and 2
Death Machine '94
Pumpkinhead series
Class of 1999 series
SNeedful Things ending
Jason goes to hell
Dark Half
Body Snatchers '93
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:58:30 PM
No.211381084
>>211381673
>>211381023
Elaborate on that.
inb4 no_lynch.webp
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:01:45 PM
No.211381159
>>211380876
You might not have seen Nothing but the Night then either. There's a lot of minor Lee and Cushing ones that aren't Hammer Dracula that get overshadowed by the big money makers but are still a lot of fun. Ymmv on if they're supernatural or not though, a lot of the monsters are near sci fi in the era too
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:07:16 PM
No.211381267
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:12:00 PM
No.211381361
>>211384309
>>211379393
the usual suggestions:
Burnt Offerings
The Sentinel
The Car
The Legend Of Hell House
The Night Stalker
The Cat Creature
lesser known:
The Haunting Of Julia, aka Full Circle
This House Possessed
Holocaust 2000 aka The Chosen
Devil Dog: The Hound Of Hell
Crash!
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:27:35 PM
No.211381673
>>211381708
>>211382318
>>211381084
These directors were more interested in using horror as symbolism rather than seeing it as a closed genre with rules to be followed, and they ended up influencing later films, transforming horror cinema.
For example, Hitchcock uses horror to represent repressed sexuality and the devouring mother figure, helping to establish modern psychological suspense. He also introduced Norman Bates as the 'monster' and brought in the concept of 'everyday horror,' where the monster can be anyone β an idea that would become recurring in slashers years later. Bergman, in Hour of the Wolf (1968), used horror as a way to explore madness, isolation, and guilt, influencing existential, psychological, and metaphysical horror. We also have Argento, whose use of color and sound elevated giallo to a more artistic and symbolic level.
It's possible to trace the symbolic and aesthetic influences of each of these directors to modern horror.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:29:20 PM
No.211381699
Here's my movie lineup for tomorrow morning:
>Screamboat
>Neverland Nightmare
>Incident At Montauk
Then after that I'll put on some Friday the 13th movies the rest of the day, since PlutoTV has them for free.
>>211381673
>not a single mention of language
>Argento glazing is purely about visuals
lol, lmao
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:33:19 PM
No.211381781
>>211381708
ChatGPT is right thoughbeit.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:41:25 PM
No.211381965
>>211381708
I've never been interested in studying film language, and I think it's a waste of time (I couldn't care less about a 'beautiful' shot or camera movement), but feel free to share your valuable knowledge
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:46:24 PM
No.211382084
>>211384158
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:57:31 PM
No.211382318
>>211382796
>>211381673
>rather than seeing it as a closed genre with rules to be followed
What makes a lot giallo and Italian horror great is following the rules
>>211381708
Argento's got a way more coherent visual language from his use of filters than most people in the era, especially people looking beyond closed genres with rules like Visconti
Giallo has a pulpy literalism that sometimes forces people to make up published works to keep their film in the genre
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:00:41 PM
No.211382390
>>211379817
Best creature movie ever.
>>211379846
You need to watch it, it's a rare perfect horror film.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:01:58 PM
No.211382419
>>211384309
>>211379393
Cathy's Curse
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:07:34 PM
No.211382535
>>211393790
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:17:16 PM
No.211382746
>>211382813
>>211373861
Probably 5. I've been occasionally-rewatching them in order and that's what I'm up to.
>>211382318
>What makes a lot giallo and Italian horror great is following the rules
I found that perspective interesting. I'd need to watch more giallo to better analyze whether the 'rules' are truly followed, since I've only seen some of the most classic ones by the masters Argento, Fulci, and Bava β and I liked all of them. If you can, recommend me some. These are the ones I remember watching: Phenomena and Suspiria (I guess theyβre not really giallo despite being by Argento), Don't Torture a Duckling (I don't think that qualifies as giallo either, but whatever), The Whip and the Body (kind of a proto-giallo I think), and Profondo Rosso.
I've also seen House by the Cemetery and Four Flies on Grey Velvet, but I don't remember anything about them.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:20:19 PM
No.211382813
>>211373861
>>211382746
I might rewatch 3 or 5 if I'm in the mood for a movie tomorrow. I've rewatched 1 and 2 in the past year.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:22:45 PM
No.211382862
Watched a French cannibal kino called raw. Man I love slutty French hoβs
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:24:58 PM
No.211382915
>>211383376
>>211383797
>>211382796
NTA but if you want some "typical" gialli that follow the "rules" I'll rec
>the case of the bloody iris
>the strange vice of mrs wardh
>eyeball
>strip nude for your killer
Only one of these doesn't have Edwige in it lol.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:26:33 PM
No.211382945
>>211382971
>>211384164
My favourite genre of horror is direct to streaming films where director pretends his favourite 80βs scream queens still look as good as they did 30 years ago
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:27:53 PM
No.211382971
>>211382945
"Horror convention" movies, as I once saw these called, are a massive subgenre.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:40:11 PM
No.211383252
>>211383797
>>211384466
>>211382796
There's conventions of the genre that come from the source material, but there are also conventions which come from popular cinema, so which set of rules they're adhering to changes depending on what they thought would be more popular. Things like a black gloved killer's POV or all the women being nudist lesbians that become the main tropes of the genre are both for their pulp appeal, like how pulp genre crime novels also often have lurid or mysterious images on the cover.
Because there's a lot of liberty to choose between doing the book version or the cinematic version, they generally choose whatever is the most lurid. Like its book genre counterpart, realism takes a backseat to shock. That's why you often have total freak side characters with interesting lives, because they're meant to be the movie equivalent of a train station/airport book where everything should be gripping and fast paced and get to a sex scene and/or the seventh body before chapter 23
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:46:01 PM
No.211383376
>>211383797
>>211382796
And
>>211382915 has a good list because the one that doesn't have edwige has ines pellegrini
Add Death Walks in High Heels though because it's demented
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:03:56 PM
No.211383797
>>211383943
>>211384221
>>211382915
>>211383376
Thanks for the recs. These directors knew how to choose their women.
>>211383252
Nice insight. You seem well versed in Giallo, Im going to watch lots of them for trying to reach that level.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:08:54 PM
No.211383943
>>211383797
>, Im going to watch lots of them for trying to reach that level.
I've watched retirement home levels of murder mysteries, anon, I don't know if it's something to aspire to, but yes, giallo directors knew beautiful women in danger always has mass appeal. There's a great quote from Argento saying he puts beautiful women in his movies because he likes looking at beautiful women, and that's basically the essence of the genre, anything you would rubberneck
>>211375354
I have a genuine hatred for "quirky indie film dance" moments.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:16:33 PM
No.211384153
>>211384128
but it's the cutest vampire movie of all-time
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:16:42 PM
No.211384158
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:16:47 PM
No.211384163
>>211373959
It was... ok.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:16:48 PM
No.211384164
>>211382945
You posted this verbatim like a week ago.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:17:18 PM
No.211384182
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:19:08 PM
No.211384221
>>211383797
>Thanks for the recs
No problem. If you want some less "typical" giallo recs, I'll suggest
>the red queen kills seven times
>what have you done to solange?
>madhouse
>what have they done to your daughters?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:22:26 PM
No.211384309
>>211384788
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:22:56 PM
No.211384327
>>211384390
>post in the Brian Wilson tribute thread on /mu/
>mfw Redroombro replies
Waifufagging really is just networking for girl-crazy autists. His favorite movie was The Birds btw
>>211380091
True. Suspiria also counts as a giallo by technicality.
>>211380176
Also a good idea.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:25:47 PM
No.211384390
>>211386808
>>211384327
>Brian Wilson being taken out into the outer reaches of the universe of psychosis by seeing Rock Hudson in Seconds
>Brian Wilson's first return to the cinema after paranoia being ET with Peter Coyote as a gman
I vote he's horror related
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:26:04 PM
No.211384395
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:28:31 PM
No.211384466
>>211384969
>>211383252
Have you ever read any of the books? I've found some on a used bookstore in my city years ago, didn't buy them, and yes the covers were indeed yellow.
anyone is following that plane crash story? Final Destination type shit
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:41:06 PM
No.211384788
>>211384309
You're welcome. Cathy's Curse is low budget but super unhinged.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:42:49 PM
No.211384838
>>211384730
Sounds like things have gone from Ahmedabad to Ahmedaworst.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:45:05 PM
No.211384900
>>211384730
>A member of Viswashkumar's family based in Britain
lol
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:48:13 PM
No.211384969
>>211385063
>>211384466
Yeah, some of them are classics but how close they stick to the book or title is highly variable in giallo. For example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBQJ1liRfVU
That's Oliver Reed, Richard Attenborough and lots of other stars in an Agatha Christie adaptation where for some reason they are in Iran because giallo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t6kSQ562OQ
^that is a much straighter earlier adaptation
Murder mysteries adapted from Christie all generally take some liberties (so they don't spoil themselves in some cases, to update it, or even to insert some new moral) but giallo is genre that will be like, what it's missing as a story is Iranian architecture.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:52:23 PM
No.211385063
>>211385193
>>211384969
nta, but I fucking love ATTWN (1945). Such a great murder mystery movie, if not the best ever.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:58:02 PM
No.211385193
>>211385063
It's a great era for murder mysteries, that's why a lot of giallo is taking cues directly from noir and mysteries coming out then, and of course later German krimi films
So Long at the Fair (1950) is still my favourite mystery though none of the deaths are murders
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:13:13 PM
No.211385592
>>211384730
That reminds me.
More spooky than horror but it's supernatural from the 70's.
What slashers have multiple killers like Corn in a Clownfield?
By that I mean multiple killers that actually work together at the same time onscreen instead of just "separatedly" which is what Scream for example usually goes for
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:14:45 PM
No.211385631
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:15:33 PM
No.211385657
>>211394469
>>211384730
What Final Destination tier moments have ever happened to you?
For me it was when I was still a teen, I used to walk home from school every single day, one day I heard a sudden loud noise and stopped, then part of a store's marquee literally came crashing down in front of me, if I hadn't stopped I'd probably be toast
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:17:29 PM
No.211385710
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:20:44 PM
No.211385794
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:35:47 PM
No.211386158
>>211386308
>>211385600
Trying to remember but I think Fear Pharm? Vaguely similar premise to Clown In A Cornfield as well, insomuch as there's a clown, in a cornfield. Could be wrong on that one.
>there's a Fear Pharm 2
Fuck, did I see that or not?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:41:40 PM
No.211386308
>>211387287
>>211386158
>he doesn't remember the Fear Pharm movies
Don't blame you since they're a 4.5-5.5/10 movie, just the kind most forget after watching. I still enjoyed them and thought a few of the killers were cool.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:44:16 PM
No.211386379
>>211385600
>murder party
>eden lake (somewhat of a slasher)
>the strangers
>you're next
>get out
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:01:21 AM
No.211386808
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:04:25 AM
No.211386888
>>211392068
>>211373620 (OP)
Loved the Invaders From Mars remake. Never understood why so many people hated this movie.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:04:32 AM
No.211386890
>>211384730
>when redeeming goes right
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:17:26 AM
No.211387230
>>211387613
I never played the silent hill game but the movies is pretty cool so far
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:19:51 AM
No.211387287
>>211387390
>>211386308
I know I saw the first one and kinda liked it. Sketchy on the details though.Sometimes the streaming sites will have both at the same time, others you have to wait for, and when you're watching a couple movies a night for a stretch they start to blur, esp. when they pick up from the end of last one.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:24:06 AM
No.211387390
>>211387287
>streaming sites
Illegal ones are all you need or really all you need is
>456
>movie
>.net
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:33:00 AM
No.211387613
>>211387230
the second one is better if you feel dissuaded once you're finished
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:35:32 AM
No.211387695
>>211388236
>>211388297
βgento
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:52:14 AM
No.211388236
>>211388297
>>211388805
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:54:37 AM
No.211388297
>>211388395
>>211387695
>>211388236
Argento has legendary taste like De Palma.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:58:57 AM
No.211388395
>>211388540
>>211388297
Guy's so dedicated to the craft he makes his own actress.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:03:34 AM
No.211388540
>>211388679
>>211388395
True, he's really our guy.
Our'gento
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:06:00 AM
No.211388610
>>211388696
>>211388545
>Tfw no psychedelic go go angel
I think I need to talk to god about this
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:07:51 AM
No.211388679
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:08:15 AM
No.211388696
>>211388610
It'll get lost among all the prayers of guys wanting big titty goth girls
>>211388236
Girl on right is so mid
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:12:46 AM
No.211388828
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:14:07 AM
No.211388877
>>211388805
That is Jcon, the most beautiful actress in the cinema.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:15:47 AM
No.211388925
>>211388805
Bro, she is Jenifer Connelly. Every straight man finds her attractive.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:33 AM
No.211388985
>>211388805
You are a homosexual.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:46 AM
No.211388994
sup niggas
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:19:16 AM
No.211389035
>>211388805
You must be blind. She has timeless beauty and is famous for it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:21:27 AM
No.211389112
>>211388805
Mid? Are you a fag? That actress is one of the most attractive actresses in our lifetime.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:23:18 AM
No.211389169
>>211388805
Donβt post here if you donβt find her pretty.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:25:16 AM
No.211389229
>>211388805
she is beautiful man, what are you high?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:26:58 AM
No.211389277
>>211388805
She is amazing
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:29:12 AM
No.211389332
>>211388805
no way you said that lol
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:31:28 AM
No.211389393
Pisscuck back at it ruining a good thread for no reason whatsoever. Please kill yourself
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:37:10 AM
No.211389541
>>211389604
>>211389636
Cheers, boys. Thanks for defending her.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:40:08 AM
No.211389604
>>211389636
>>211389541
She really brings out the simps and waifufags huh
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:41:27 AM
No.211389635
Decent by modern standards.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:41:29 AM
No.211389636
>>211389674
>>211389541
>>211389604
Fake waifu samefag virgin. Pathetic.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:43:01 AM
No.211389674
>>211389636
What the hell is a fake waifufag? You guys are pathetic.
>im her biggest simp!
> no no i am!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:49:48 AM
No.211389834
>>211389801
Did she win that award for Lowlifes btw?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:52:29 AM
No.211389902
>>211389801
Her oscar role is coming up
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:54:39 AM
No.211389949
>>211389801
She is pretty
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:55:28 AM
No.211389970
>>211389801
I've seen the Mad Magazine edit so many times that for a second I thought this pic was photoshopped to look normal
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:57:54 AM
No.211390041
>>211390436
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:58:00 AM
No.211390047
>>211390097
Keep your simp comments to yourselves
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:59:35 AM
No.211390097
>>211390047
Pls everyone loves Alice Cooper
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:02:03 AM
No.211390172
>>211390252
>>211389801
She should have a sex scene with Gadon already and get it over with, wouldn't you agree, Pissjeet?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:02:34 AM
No.211390185
The best horror anthology since Trick 'r Treat
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:05:17 AM
No.211390252
>>211390356
>>211390172
What are you talking about?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:08:19 AM
No.211390356
>>211391007
>>211390252
Don't act like you've never heard of Sarah Gadon before, brown canuck cuck.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:10:47 AM
No.211390436
>>211390737
Just remembered the anon that argues Suspiria (2018) is the greatest horror film of all time and I'm pissed now.
>>211390565
>it's about the divine femini-
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:21:36 AM
No.211390737
>>211390797
>>211390436
I would say this is the best scene in 5, and one of the best in all of them, but Deborah Voorhees' tits are. This can be #2.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:24:02 AM
No.211390797
>>211391088
>>211391123
>>211390737
Part 5 is one of the best in the franchise and the only argument anyone ever has otherwise is that the killer is a guy in a Jason costume instead of actually Jason.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:33:35 AM
No.211391007
>>211390356
I have heard of her, I just didnβt get your post.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:34:56 AM
No.211391033
>>211392105
>>211390689
The Shining
>it's about the divine femini-ACK
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:37:31 AM
No.211391088
>>211391157
>>211390797
When I was a kid I found the scene where the fat guy with a chocolate bar gets axed to be so disturbing and memorable. Probably the most effective moment in the whole franchise for me.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:39:09 AM
No.211391123
>>211390797
It was always one of my favorites. Yeah, people have always said they don't like 5 for that reason.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:40:37 AM
No.211391157
>>211391088
The guy chopping wood that axes him is Suicide from Return of the Living Dead.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:41:43 AM
No.211391183
>>211373871
i just remembered i watched clown in a filed haha. damn. most horror movies dont do it for me anymore, too bad. maybe i should do like i decided to do in 1996 and just stop watching for a while; i started again with maybe a couple of exceptions ...maybe in 2008 around the time martyrs was out and it was well worth it to catch up the best ones made during that time. then i got addicted watching anyone of em with pals online but now that wore off.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:04:20 AM
No.211391670
>>211401028
>Frank Henenlotter
Best horror director
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:04:51 AM
No.211391682
>>211390689
You and me both.
>>211390689
Lmao
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:06:50 AM
No.211391721
>>211390565
You and me both.
>>211390689
Lmao based
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:17:54 AM
No.211391904
>>211391566
exactly. jcon is mid or slightly above average hence all the simps
>>211391566
Is... is Gremlins a horror movie?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:27:57 AM
No.211392068
>>211386888
It doesn't feel very original but it's basically a perfect sci fi horror for a younger audience.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:30:06 AM
No.211392105
>>211391033
>IMG_0392.jpg
grim tidings
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:31:25 AM
No.211392136
>>211392791
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:32:26 AM
No.211392155
>>211391566
JCon was always at the very least a 9 if not outright 10
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:34:59 AM
No.211392201
>>211392791
>>211391926
>Goes on a 15 minute rant of why Christmas killed her dad
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:37:11 AM
No.211392250
>>211391926
Holiday horror-comedy.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:40:22 AM
No.211392323
>>211392576
Unofficial Gremlins prequel
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:41:56 AM
No.211392353
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:56:31 AM
No.211392576
>>211392323
we watched her play hit girl in Kick Ass and now she is post wall. and I am still in my prime. grim.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:01:03 AM
No.211392643
The sun is down. It's time to bleh
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:03:49 AM
No.211392682
>>211396753
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:08:58 AM
No.211392732
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:14:46 AM
No.211392791
>>211392136
>She had a flashback of the flasher gremlin from 1 and that's why she kicked it
I never got that until now.
>>211392201
Yes, it's is a very awkward scene.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:15:59 AM
No.211392809
>>211373676
The ending was so bad it retroactively ruined the movie for me. Apparently the ending is different in the stage play.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:21:59 AM
No.211392884
>>211373676
So it's good?
I legit skipped this thinking it was more irredeemable trash from the cover
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:26:13 AM
No.211392936
>>211392969
>>211393790
>>211374519
>liked Ghosts of Mars
I hope you were drunk.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:27:00 AM
No.211392945
>>211396753
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:29:13 AM
No.211392969
>>211392976
>>211393790
>>211392936
I think Ghost of Marks looks great - the sets and atmosphere, but the overall plot and script is complete trash
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:30:00 AM
No.211392976
>>211393790
>>211392969
It's a concept that could have worked but zero thought was put into it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:43:53 AM
No.211393147
Ghosts of Mars is good, it's a space western, another Rio Bravo reimagining by Carpenter, like Assault on Precinct 13.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:57:24 AM
No.211393339
>>211393529
>>211390565
>Suspiria (2018) is the greatest horror film of all time
It's okay, but too long. It's a situation where I actually like that the director tried to do something different rather than remake a beloved Italian jello movie.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:10:18 AM
No.211393529
>>211393585
>>211393753
>>211393339
> jello movie.
Gremlins fag talks like a manchild. Pottery.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:14:09 AM
No.211393585
>>211393650
>>211393529
Well, that wasn't very nice.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:18:45 AM
No.211393650
>>211393784
>>211393585
There is a sad lack of ooze and melting in modern films. More green toxic waste barrels are urgently needed. And more than just Troma.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:20:25 AM
No.211393682
>>211393975
Total dementkino
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:25:30 AM
No.211393753
>>211394553
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:25:35 AM
No.211393755
>>211393779
>>211394012
I had a rough day. ordered a couple pizzas that should get here soon. what horror kino should I watch?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:26:30 AM
No.211393779
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:26:46 AM
No.211393784
>>211393650
Indeed. Ironically, the new Street Trash movie is too much melt. They go overboard with it and the melt gets monotonous. The original is great though.
Anonymous
!KINoplebAE
6/13/2025, 5:26:55 AM
No.211393790
>>211381072
>>211380629
>>211382535
Thanks anons, I'll add these to my watchlist.
>>211392936
I was watching it in a low quality stream on my second monitor. I don't really know what the complaints would be aside from some lacklustre acting typical of mid budget scifi movies and the weird oft mentioned but never relevant matriarchy.
But honestly I do not really respect film as an artistic medium and watch movies to be entertained.
The costuming for the "tribal" colonists was simply great, I thought.
>>211392969
>>211392976
The plot was pretty much obvious from the get-go, it was just some investigation suspense followed by about an hour of talking and running around aimlessly in the mine town getting spooked or attacked by the tribals over and over.
I didn't really expect anything more from it than that. Frankly I'm glad they didn't have a big in-depth explanation of the concept they already foreshadowed, and just kept it to a brief account.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:28:40 AM
No.211393820
>>211394387
>>211373620 (OP)
Wish they still made movies like this bros
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:37:13 AM
No.211393975
>>211393682
is this good?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:39:41 AM
No.211394012
>>211394076
>>211393755
What type of pizzas?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:40:55 AM
No.211394033
>>211394499
Back on my couch now, wtf happened up there? Jcon really brought all the simps out?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:43:25 AM
No.211394076
>>211394085
>>211394012
two medium pizzas
1. regular crust - philly steak & green peppers
2. thin crust - pineapple and tomatoes
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:43:58 AM
No.211394085
>>211394094
>>211394076
Good choice, brother.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:44:27 AM
No.211394094
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:05:28 AM
No.211394387
>>211397498
>>211393820
The main girl in this is so adorable. I had an ex who looked and had a voice just like her.
Anonymous
!KINoplebAE
6/13/2025, 6:13:18 AM
No.211394469
>>211394543
>>211385657
Was riding my mountain bike on the shoulder of the road being extra careful, uphill, to the private school I went to. It was like a two kile trip all uphill then you'd coast on the way back down after school. A semi was coming so I went further off to the edge of the shoulder, right as it passed my bike tire slipped on road dust/gravel and the entire bike slid out from under me tossing me towards the road. I stopped myself with my palms against the asphalt, with the white line basically on a vertical plane with my eyes, and watched the wheels go by about a foot and a half from my head.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:15:53 AM
No.211394496
>>211394543
>>211394871
You guys eat two whole pizzas and then complain about being 300lbs.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:16:01 AM
No.211394499
>>211394033
Yeah she is simp magnet
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:19:23 AM
No.211394543
>>211394667
>>211394469
I constantly think about falling into traffic when I'm near it.
>>211394496
Three.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:20:23 AM
No.211394553
>>211394598
>>211397799
>>211393753
Say it ain't so. General had a good run.
>>211394553
He's not here and hasnβt been for years.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:27:12 AM
No.211394624
Anonymous
!KINoplebAE
6/13/2025, 6:30:28 AM
No.211394667
>>211394688
>>211388545
>How To Survive but it's a movie with an Asian woman as Kovac
kino
>>211388805
these guys really will fall for any bait huh
congrats I guess anon
>>211394543
It always seems like a nice instant death in my delusions but in reality I'm sure it's almost always quite painful
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:31:50 AM
No.211394688
>>211394667
Is it bait though?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:43:58 AM
No.211394841
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:46:17 AM
No.211394871
>>211394496
when I was doing that I ended up losing weight
I attribute it to me walking everywhere though for like 8 months straight
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:07:57 AM
No.211395121
irl food /hor/
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:13:20 AM
No.211395182
Stay Out Stay Behind (2019)
Watch it
>>211373959
Speaking of Nolan, apparently Inception was supposed to be a horror film originally which I think would've been really interesting to see. What we got instead is a visual spectacle of course but I can't help but wonder 'what if' still. It's a shame Nolan never got around to making one despite obviously being a fan and he's even older now than Kubrick was when he made The Shining. Hopefully Coogler has inspired him to finally take that plunge after The Odyssey.
>>211395264
I can't see how inception could be made a horror film. What it'll be like Freddy Krueger? Qrd?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:28:55 AM
No.211395351
>>211374281
First thing came to mind and no I keep hearing it agian.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:29:32 AM
No.211395359
>>211395264
Theres blacks in the Odysee .
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:12:40 AM
No.211395843
>>211395854
>>211401304
>>211395264
People always say it's an insight into Nolan that the layers of his mind are city, winter fortress and a beach. And not increasing layers of orgies and descending into bizarre hell dimensions like it likely wild me.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:13:42 AM
No.211395854
>>211401151
>>211395843
*Would be, not wild me...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:25:41 AM
No.211395992
I watched paranormal activity 1 the other night and paranormal activity 2 tonight. I'm enjoying it more than I thought I would. PA2 is a little weaker but I like that they're building on the lore. PA3 is the only one I've seen before but it was when it came out and I was a kid so I don't remember anything except that I was scared. I'm looking forward to seeing it again tomorrow.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:29:31 AM
No.211396040
>>211401736
>>211395277
It was originally going to be low budget and much smaller in scale, but it was apparently always going to be a heist film either way. How that would've worked I have no clue and I guess Nolan didn't either. I think Army of the Dead is the only example of a heist horror movie I can think of so it can be done.
>βI originally wrote it as a heist movie, and heist movies traditionally are very deliberately superficial in emotional terms,β Nolan said. βTheyβre frivolous and glamorous, and thereβs a sort of gloss and fun to it. I originally tried to write it that way, but when I came back to it I realized that -- to me -- that didnβt work for a film that relies so heavily on the idea of the interior state, the idea of dream and memory. I realized I needed to raise the emotional stakes."
>βI was thinking along the lines of a horror movie at first, but it eventually became this project. I was looking for a device whereby the dreams would become important to the story, and the thought that someone could invade your dream space and steal an idea is immensely compelling to me. The concept that dreams feel real while weβre in them underlies the whole film.β
>Nolan had initially tried to write Inception as a small, low-budget film but abandoned that idea as he progressed. βItβs intimate and emotional, but I realised I had this concept that lent itself to an epic-scale movie.β
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:32:22 AM
No.211396075
>>211396197
>>211395277
>I can't see how inception could be made a horror film.
Exploring more the dark side of the subconscious.
Watch Paprika
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:44:48 AM
No.211396178
>>211396753
>>211388545
we need a film name anon
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:46:59 AM
No.211396197
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:57:34 AM
No.211396296
another week down. going to watch The Cremator.
>it's now officially Friday the 13th
I'll be watching part 4, having been working my way through them each Friday the 13th that pops up on the calendar
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:47:12 AM
No.211396728
>>211396768
>>211396720
Do you have any favourite tracks from the series?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:50:12 AM
No.211396753
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:52:02 AM
No.211396768
>>211396995
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:16:06 AM
No.211396995
>>211397108
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:28:52 AM
No.211397108
>>211397173
>>211396995
>tfw there's an entire skeleton army just waiting in their coffins to take over the world
We're all fucked once they decide to make their move
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:30:08 AM
No.211397121
>Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve will lead the cast of The Backrooms
These are apparently real people. Why the fuck they would cast them for Backrooms is beyond me, I thought it was supposed to appeal to zoomers. Total "Burgers?" as well.
>>211397108
>once they decide to make their move
BONE BROS, ASSEMBLE
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:37:46 AM
No.211397178
>>211397195
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:40:27 AM
No.211397195
>>211398882
>>211397173
>>211397178
The Age of the Skeleton has begun
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:41:09 AM
No.211397201
>>211397215
>>211373620 (OP)
>invaders from mars
The original wasn't bad either
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:42:35 AM
No.211397215
>>211397201
I think the original is better, the setup has more heart.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:43:02 AM
No.211397217
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:11:30 AM
No.211397498
>>211397799
>>211394387
Cute. Looks Kidderish.
>>211394598
Nice bait, Pisscuck. Would be a shame if anyone actually believed it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:36:41 AM
No.211397787
>still punishes him despite being loyal
>is trying to tempt him despite being a bit mid in the face
>is trying to tempt him to cheat on his gf with her by letting him tie her up and do whatever he wants to....while the one hour timer runs down on his potential $10k
>self inserting, what I would want to do with her after tying her up would take longer than the 2 hours to even get the $5k anyways
what the absolute fuck did she mean by this?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:37:42 AM
No.211397799
>>211397926
>>211397498
>>211394598
>>211394553
what are you fags namedropping about?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:49:28 AM
No.211397926
>>211398164
>>211397799
Just fuck off back to sharty
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:55:29 AM
No.211398008
Finished watching The Cremator. It's not really a horror, more a really bleak comedy about the holocaust. It did make me feel pretty bad though so hats off there.
The ray of sunshine was my waifu Helena from Valerie and Her Week of Wonders though. Babe.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:09:30 PM
No.211398164
>>211398484
>>211397926
stop namedropping retard faggot
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:43:02 PM
No.211398484
>>211398682
>>211398164
I'll stop namedropping when that retard goes back.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:49:39 PM
No.211398566
>>211398682
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:00:53 PM
No.211398682
>>211399033
>>211399326
>>211398484
>>211398566
you are aggressively giving someone none of us even know about attention
someone who probably isn't even here
at least explain the source of your schizophrenia before continuing to spam it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:19:11 PM
No.211398882
>>211397195
What's this from?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:27:50 PM
No.211398974
>>211373620 (OP)
what's on Spooky Movie Night on cy tube this week at 10pm Eastern US Time
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:31:41 PM
No.211399033
>>211399074
>>211398682
nta but everyone here knows about pissman and you should leave
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:34:58 PM
No.211399074
>>211399145
>>211399033
no retard faggot namedropper, not everyone is obsessed with your retard schizophrenic generalfag identity politics
Maybe you shouldn't fucking be on 4chan at all if you have no interest in the subject at hand and just infest generals to dramafag and spam about memories of other dramafags that meant more to you than what the thread is about
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:40:41 PM
No.211399145
>>211399181
>>211399074
nta but please respect the ptsd inflicted by that autist on our brave posters.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:41:42 PM
No.211399161
>>211399454
someone just dropped a translation for this PS1 kino
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:43:29 PM
No.211399181
>>211399326
>>211399359
>>211399145
No. They can be collected enough to properly state what they're blubbering about, or they can be traumatized enough to quit blubbering about it.
Every fucking general collects these drama goblins that make sulking posts about people from years ago that they're obsessed with and make names for. It's a 50/50 if they're retarded wound collectors or if they ARE that person who made their own reference and just wants more attention through memberberries.
Either way they need to fuck off and quit vagueposting and namedropping forever, and they should be abused and insulted until they happens
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:53:52 PM
No.211399326
>>211399343
>>211398682
Anon, you're either an idiot or a newfag if you don't know who we're talking about here. It's not just one anon pissed off at this jeet. Either leave or shut up and lurk moar.
>>211399181
>about people from years ago
He's been posting in this very thread, you dumb nigger.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:55:31 PM
No.211399343
>>211399326
No, retard, STOP screeching about your schizophrenia about some old thread drama no sane person cares about
If you have something to say about horror films say it, otherwise do not fucking post your attention whore pseudo-namefag circlejerk shit
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:56:32 PM
No.211399356
>>211399432
Hey guys, any good recs for horror films where women piss themselves?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:57:20 PM
No.211399359
>>211399378
>>211399181
>Every fucking general collects these drama goblins
well brah you should already know the genesis is because generals get tormented by a turbo autist constantly at battle with the jannies. either way, you gotta ignore both of them to survive.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:59:14 PM
No.211399378
>>211399359
I tell off topic posters to hang themselves to survive
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:03:04 PM
No.211399432
>>211399663
>>211400045
>>211399356
Incident in a Ghostland. A transgender poster here once said she cried because she felt so represented by the trans character. Signed her post "npm".
Bit odd but she said she was autistic. Ok film.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:04:53 PM
No.211399454
>>211399161
I wonder how much horror media there is that doesn't get translated. They seem to have a lot of made for tv stuff.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:07:30 PM
No.211399488
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:09:58 PM
No.211399515
>>211399679
>mysterious tik tok channel found where a man eats rats
>urban explorer youtuber mysteriously murdered while investigating old mental asylum
>dr loomis runs a youtube channel where he analyses confession videos
>michael murders 15 twitch streamers doing a mr. beast challenge in haddonfield
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:23:44 PM
No.211399663
>>211399693
>>211399432
2018, AKA just Ghostland?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:25:15 PM
No.211399679
>>211399515
new addictive engagement-bait that you can't watch just once, but if you watch the same clip 1000 times you die
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:26:15 PM
No.211399693
>>211399663
Yeah. Evil Dead 2013 as well I think, which is an actually decent film (really like the ending).
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:34:43 PM
No.211399786
Hey jannies, how about actually banning the spammer instead of just deleting discussion about him? That way we don't have to think/talk about him because you actually did your job. Thanks
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:52:36 PM
No.211400045
>>211399432
Isn't Punished Snood in Ghostland?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:07:33 PM
No.211400296
>>211400315
Would you look at that, it's time for another pointless post about my brief thoughts on what I just watched.
>Screamboat
This is dumb as fuck and I can't recommend it. It's not unwatchable by any means, just not good. I'd give a 4/10. Can you watch it? Yes. Should you watch it? Probably not, especially since it's 112 minutes long.
>Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare
The 3rd movie in the TCU and it's actually good. I'd say it's the best of the recent PD character horror movies, although that's not hard to be. The one odd thing is that Tinker Bell is a tranny but played by a woman I honestly couldn't believe it was a good slasher film with Peter being a good villain. I'd recommend it be given a watch.
>Incident At Montaux
FF #191. It's an okay FF conspiracy movie. It's nothing great and will split people. There's not much that happens except a guy going around the woods near a military base. I'd give it a 5-5.5/10, but because it's only 60 minutes long, I'd re commend giving it a watch if you're into FF movies.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:08:48 PM
No.211400315
>>211400360
>>211400296
how do they hold up to slayer man?
better? worse?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:12:23 PM
No.211400360
>>211400395
>>211400315
Neverland Nightmare is much better than Slayer Man IMO. Now, between Screamboat and Slayer Man, that's tough. Both are watchable and dumb as fuck. Slayer Man being shorter by 15 minutes makes it easier to get through, but I think Screamboat has the better kills & villain design. So I'd probably watch Screamboat over Slayer Man if I had to watch either again.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:14:32 PM
No.211400395
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:16:23 PM
No.211400430
>>211397173
literally me and the boys
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:30:16 PM
No.211400659
>>211400772
is black mirror good or shit? i can handle a decent amount of woke seeing as i'll be pirating it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:37:14 PM
No.211400772
>>211400829
>>211400659
I don't think that "woke" is the problem. British guy believing that he's smarter than he actually is and writing some stuff that gets more retarded and nonsensical the more you think about it is.
Black Mirror doesn't really has enough substance to have a message, woke or not. It's very superficial "le modern world and modern technology are le bad" storytelling.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:39:58 PM
No.211400829
>>211400888
>>211400772
any time I make an observation about anything now, no matter how obvious, to a friend or coworker, there's like a 10% chance of "oh yeah there was a Black Mirror episode about that...", especially if it's women.
Do women just not think of obvious implications of things or ever like creatively extrapolate?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:42:58 PM
No.211400888
>>211400829
>Do women just not think
No, they don't.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:50:00 PM
No.211401028
>>211391670
Brain Damage is pretty kino. It actually reminded me of being hooked on meth in my youth.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:57:06 PM
No.211401151
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:05:49 PM
No.211401304
>>211395843
>we need to go deeper....
>god damn it man we've been through nine layers of worlds that are just different fictional settings with englishwomen, chinawomen, alien women, elf women, or whatever that setting is lined up in every hallway, on every road, in every room peeing in different poses right as we get close to them
>guys are we sure the corporate secret is even in here do we have the right guy?
>these last few fantasy layers were so boring, I miss the world with the kung fu babes perpetually fighting in midair while peeing nonstop
My brain would host such a kino Inception.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:08:56 PM
No.211401359
>>211396720
i'll be watching 8 since 7 was the last one i watched kek.
it's a bad Friday but entertaining nonetheless
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:09:01 PM
No.211401361
>>211401481
It's Friday the 13th, what should I eat with my 3 pizzas for lunch?
I already rewatched Friday the 13th last year.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:09:16 PM
No.211401368
>>211401398
just watched quarantine, bretty decent for a found footage flick and the rabies zombies were neat
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:10:14 PM
No.211401388
>>211401433
>>211397173
fleshbros... not like this. it's literally over
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:10:51 PM
No.211401398
>>211401522
>>211401368
[REC], the original, is better. Quarantine is basically an English language shot-for-shot remake, just without the Catholic/religious plot at the end
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:12:37 PM
No.211401433
>>211401388
We'll be fine. We just need to ask the Germans how they managed to cremate so many bodies so fast and then use that on all the skeletons.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:15:10 PM
No.211401481
>>211401956
>>211401361
Only three pizzas?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:16:56 PM
No.211401522
>>211402445
>>211401398
yeah I don't like spaniards though
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:26:35 PM
No.211401736
>>211395277
Probably something like Dreamscape.
>>211396040
There's a few heist gone wrong horror movies, Botched for one but that's horror comedy.
Dracula 2000 starts out with a heist.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:36:37 PM
No.211401956
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:59:25 PM
No.211402445
>>211407053
>>211401522
It's fine, it's set in Barcelona. It's essentially like poorer but less pretentious French.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:08:42 PM
No.211402669
>>211403281
>>211396720
I haven't seen any of the movies in the series except the first one and the one set in space, are there any other good ones?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:11:28 PM
No.211402740
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:32:15 PM
No.211403281
>>211402669
if you thought Jason X was good then you might as well watch all of them
Now that the rights disputes has been settled, new F13 when?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:50:23 PM
No.211403838
>>211403754
Several years at the earliest. Sadly, there's a very real chance that it won't have nudity.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:51:18 PM
No.211403871
>>211384128
Entirely understandable.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:55:12 PM
No.211404000
>>211403910
>NOOOO we can't fund a horror movie, it won't be financially successful
>YES you better put out a movie that nobody wants staring an actress that everyone hates, we won't give a shit if it loses a fuckton of money
Makes perfect sense in Hollywood
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:08:06 PM
No.211404502
>>211405227
>>211403910
I could have sworn I heard something about a F13 series that was in the works a while back.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:15:07 PM
No.211404752
>>211405389
Here's my modern movie idea: a HS horror movie where zoomers die after seeing nudity in movies. Kind of like The Ring, but with booba. Add in a party scene where everyone sees the nude scene, and you got a traditional 3rd act bloodbath.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:24:16 PM
No.211405118
>>211403754
>>211403910
Yeah, it appears that they still don't have the rights to make any new movies as they're still with New Line, but they can just make new TV shows, video games, merch... Fucking retarded if you ask me but then again copyright laws in general are retarded.
https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3812705/jason-universe-horror-inc-begins-a-new-era-of-the-friday-the-13th-franchise-heres-the-plan/
https://jasonuniverse.com/
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:28:18 PM
No.211405227
>>211404502
>Cunningham said that production was planned to begin in Australia at the end of 2024, with a release date for Halloween 2025
yep
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:34:18 PM
No.211405389
>>211405471
>>211404752
Not bad, kind of like the porn edition of what Cherry Falls was doing with abstinence only. You could start it with an Israeli pager scene where all the coomers die off from a pornhub activated phone explosion, so there's only girls and virgins left
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:36:22 PM
No.211405471
>>211405530
>>211405555
>>211405389
The problem is that for horror you need to care at least a bit about the victims.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:38:24 PM
No.211405530
>>211405471
No you don't, you can hate them to the point you watch to see them die. The slasher genre is filled with people watching them solely for the kills and the killer, not the characters.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:38:40 PM
No.211405538
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:39:12 PM
No.211405555
>>211405471
I think it would be fun. You can have a couple have sex and worry about if it counts and only cover her boobs. You can have someone dead and a dickhead have a timed post of some ex's tits go up on their timeline and people check to see why he's not dead and wind up dead themselves. You can kill the annoying religious siblings with a playboy. It's a great idea
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:18:12 PM
No.211407053
>>211402445
If the guys doesn't like spaniards there's no way he likes catalonyans, who are the gay communist versions of spaniards.