*is being a super shitty cheap knockoff version of inglorious basterds in you are path*

what the hell was ritchie thinking?

I used to watch The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare while I lied in bed with my ex-girlfriend in her little apartment at college. It's hard to watch now even though years have gone by. I've found another woman and I love her, even dated her longer at this point, but it's not the same. I'll never know the passion that I felt with my first love again, and I guess I'm alright with that. Smile that it happened as they say. Christ, I need a mother fucking drink but I told myself I'd cut down and not drink until the weekend. Lord give me fucking strength. Goddamn it. I quit smoking too.

Guy Ritchie ruins an already tarnished Henry Cavill.

I liked how the Reacher guy turned up on set in jeans and a shirt two sizes too small and the only period appropriate clothing they gave him was a pair of rounded spectacles.

>>211375463
Cavill's best movie is The Count of Monte Cristo.
But his second best was The Man From Uncle, so Ritchie didn't ruin anything.

Guy???
Bruh

>>211375339 (OP)
>what the hell was ritchie thinking?
>ritchie
>thinking
L M A O
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>>211375463
>"20 million on top of a gross percentage. Henry's a movie star, you know"
> "how about we cut his screentime to 20 mins but give him top billing as bait and switch for 200 bucks and an extra sandwich every day from the catering truck"
>"... Deal"