Thread 211376342

If TNG came out today, nu4chan would hate Picard for being atheist. He'd be called "Reddit: The Character" and a low T alternative to Kirk. Schizos would also claim that "Captain Picard" is code for child pr0n.

well it didn't come out today
imaginary disaster averted
you may now calm down

>>211376342 (OP)
>He'd be called "Reddit: The Character"
well...

>>211376342 (OP)
Picard is a competent older white male who is in charge. It would never be made today anyway

>>211376342 (OP)
All true. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to download some Captain Picard

Tbf I always thought Picard was way too lefty for my tastes.

Kirk is the captain of my heart.

There has never been a worthwhile sentence in the history of the English language that began with the word "if"

>>211376342 (OP)
> Schizos would also claim that "Captain Picard" is code for child pr0n.
Would it surprise you to know it was true, on this very site?
What’s that old FBI guy quote about always finding Star Trek shit when raiding pedo homes?

>>211376342 (OP)
>>211376440
He needs constant advice from the wise black woman bartender

>>211376342 (OP)
>le old thing would be discussed differently if released today and fit the schizo scenarios in my mind!
OK? And what is the point of these threads? What do you want us to do with this information?

>>211376342 (OP)
Picard wouldn't be created today. He'd be a crippled fat black dyke and shout people down for wrongthink real or imagined. So I'm not sure what the point of this thread is and I shan't bump be bumping it.

>>211377012
>178 episodes of TNG
>Guinan appears in 29
>In a good number of those, she either doesn't even interact with Picard
constantly, you say

>>211378522
either doesn't interact or doesn't give him advice*

>>211376342 (OP)
Trust me he would be absolutely hated.
Picard is spiritually atheist
But genetically Jewish.

Yes. The captain in star trek the next generation is actually Jewish.
No one cares back then

I *do* hate that element of Star Trek though.
I like Star Trek in spite of the fact that Gene Roddenberry was a proto-Redditor.

>>211376714
I thought it was known as cheeze pizza.

This is why Babylon 5 is the better series. The humans are just humans in the future. They aren't all smug assholes who are enlightened by their own superiority (read: mid 20th century Boomer truths).

And I'm waiting on them to look up a subject they didn't know about like Picard being Jewish, which they were discussing saying he was white
Or lying
Next either a semantic argument or source demand
And then move on to any other subject they don't know about repeat lying out of ignorance repeat repeat repeat

Generation Spoonfed strikes again

>>211376695
If you hate hypotheticals so much why don't you cry about it fag

>>211376342 (OP)
all of that is correct though

>>211376342 (OP)
Where would God, Allah or whoever the fuck fit in a galaxy filled with all kinds of different races scattered all along its planets?

So
Captain Jewish
Xo Canadian
Engineer black
Councilor race mixed
Security office immigrant
Doctor single mother

Yeah I don't think thirdies or maga would approve

>>211376342 (OP)
>a low T alternative to Kirk
people complained at the time.

>>211376342 (OP)
I hate him for being french.

>>211376342 (OP)
Picard isn’t the sort of man you’re meant to idolize because he’s barely human. He’s the ideal product of the post-scarcity world. He’s a NuMale in the truest sense of the word. Which is what makes him fun, his complete control over human impulses is what makes him interesting. This isn’t presented as a positive quality in the show either, it’s just something about him.

He can’t stand kids, either.

>>211376342 (OP)
no, I would hate him for being a communist, which I do already

>>211376440
The pure fucking hubris

>>211378663
Babylon 5 IS the better series but what's wrong with being aspirational? Nothing is anymore and how's that working out for us?
I do prefer what you're talking about. But there's room for both

>>211378720
everywhere

>>211378760
"And I'm waiting on them to look up a subject they didn't know about like Picard being Jewish, which they were discussing saying he was white
Or lying
Next either a semantic argument or source demand
And then move on to any other subject they don't know about repeat lying out of ignorance repeat repeat repeat

Generation Spoonfed strikes again"
It's like a beautiful song that keeps repeating with you all.

>>211376342 (OP)
But he admitted he believed in the afterlife, directly.

>>211376342 (OP)
When I was a kid I liked both star trek (TNG and voyager) and starwars, then I'd hear the fighting of each other, and would say starters was better.
As i grew up, it was trek all the way.
But by grew up I mean ~16, now that I'm mature I realize both are absolute fucking trash.

>>211378762
I dislike the smug presumptuousness of men like Roddenberry. A lot of the 60's generation were like this. they just presumed that their vision of an atheist, communist, race blind, and gender blind world was bound to happen.
How's that going, these days?

Would it even be a good thing? Maybe people don't want their own cultural identities taken away from them, just because Gene Roddenberry said so. Maybe Gene Roddenberry was the one was wrong, and being kind of totalitarian about this whole idea.

A while ago I was watching TNG and my girlfriend walked into the room and watched it for a minute. She said she was surprised he was actually the hero, she assumed that Picard had to be the villain because he was bald.

>>211378835
Roddenberry was a sex pest who used his visions of utopia to support a harem. His sexual exploits are famous. If he was a little more demented he would’ve become a cult leader, it’s that same kind of mindset.

It’s not really that bad, though. Roddenberry’s generation had no idea the green revolution would produce an endless growth of browns and blacks that would move in an endless tide to their countries. The thought of demographic replacement was as absurd as if you asked me in 2002 if I’d have to give my pronouns before talking to anyone.

>>211378835
NTA. Gene Roddenberry's whole dogma seems to me like how one of the executives in A Scanner Darkly would justify their actions.

>>211376695
If wishes were horses beggars would ride. If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle. If OP weren’t such a huge fag I wouldn’t be posting in this thread. The list goes on.

>>211378722
French
Alaskan
Most qualified
Who cares, it’s a made up job
Could and would kick your ass
Widower

You’re just a fag

>>211378634
There's this supposed quote from an FBI agent about an inside joke that all p' are Star Trek fans since they keep finding ST memorabilia in their homes.
It doesn't mean that every ST fan is a p' but you'd probably find ST shit in most of their homes.

>>211376342 (OP)
>and a low T alternative to Kirk
Well, yeah.

>>211376695
If you say so.

>>211378722
>Engineer black
It really is an impossible future since that never comes up in the show.

>>211379413
For me it’s the complete lack of Indian and Chinese representation. What was Gene trying to tell us?

>>211376342 (OP)
Correct. Chuds would also call Aliens and Terminator 2 woke.
Chuds would also call Half Life 2 or Halo woke.

>>211376342 (OP)
Your point being?

OP is actually barneyfag bait.

>>211380649
Rock.

>>211378791
ywnbaw

Wrong
>Star Trek was never religious, and the concept of the God as we know it was rarely if ever brought up
>Star Trek always had diversity
>not every Captain has to be the same
Nu Trek fucking sucks btw

>>211381667
There was a specific episode of TOS where they visit a planet where Ancient Rome developed into a 20th century civ because the “Son had not risen.” You fags don’t even watch the show.

>>211381737
Hence why I said "rarely" you fucking faggot.

>>211376695
If P then Q.

>>211379481
Indians are evil (Khan.) Sulu was meant to represent all of Asia, he was named after the Sulu sea.

>>211376405
>well it didn't come out today
>imaginary disaster averted
>you may now calm down
Repeating for OP's benefit

>>211376342 (OP)
Why did they have wall to wall carpeting on the enterprise?

>>211378522
Mate you're even more retarded than OP

>>211382160
Can’t have luxury gay space communism without the luxury. Or the gay.

>>211376342 (OP)
>If TNG came out today
If TNG came out today ppl would enjoy it. You didn't say TNG would be any different from what exists, and people love to re-watch the series. So you're just an idiot really.

>>211382160
Comfy

>>211381667
Q once baited Picard by claiming to be God, but he didn't believe him

>>211376695
If you weren't obsessed with sucking dick, then you wouldn't be such a faggot

>>211382160
Cause they spend like 12 hours on it and don't want to get headaches after staring at chromatic reflections all the time like in nuTrek.

>>211382427
They can't do one thing right

>>211376440
this

>>211376342 (OP)
They couldn't make this today, the creative technology doesn't exist anymore.

>>211376342 (OP)
Take your pills, you lunatic redditard.

>>211376405
Not how that works, art criticism is a relative field and you can reflect on differences based on human beings, too

>>211378634
I hope you die
https://derpibooru.org/2065473

So for those wondering, this waste of life somehow thought that it would be better for the community if he embedded some stealth brony shit into the picture. In this case, hiding it in the pizza. This is his supposed attempt to take down anyone who doesn't like the show.
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1690/20/1690203687091.jpg

>>211380649
End your life
https://derpibooru.org/images/1460158

>>211381262
Drink bleach
https://derpibooru.org/images/2850265

>>211376342 (OP)
He was called a low t Kirk back in the day too, boy

>>211384412
Cram it, Ms. Cheezerts!

>>211377012
>constantly
retard

>>211378634
>>211380649
>>211381262
kys

>>211376342 (OP)
>a low T alternative to Kirk
that's what they said when it came out anon.

>>211384692
We don't sign our posts here.

>>211376342 (OP)
It didn't have to come out today for it to be criticized. Haven't you seen the TNG threads on here? Lots of people shitting on it for just being about blatant space communism with pointless female characters like Troi and Beverly Crusher.

>>211378634
>>211380649
>>211381262
kys

>>211376342 (OP)
isnt that what's happening today

>>211385809
i have seen them and dismissed them