Thread 211379366

>2 dunes,
7 jurassic parks
>2 avatars plus 3 upcoming avatars making 5 avatars
36 MCU movies with two different RDJr's
>DCU attempt #1
DCU attempt #2
>an animated Lion King
A live action animated Lion King
>A live action animated Lion King prequel
8 Harry Potter movies
>A TV series remaking the same 8 Harry Potter movies
A whole streaming service of Star Trek
>7 Alien movies (2 of which were also Predator movies, not to be mistaken for the 6 Predator movies that are also not Alien movies)
1 Prometheus (which is kind of an Alien movie)
>4 Beatles Movies?
And... Oppenheimer.

Spaceballs 2 | Announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsK-KPi_w3w&

BASED

>>211379444
>Pullman
isn't he dead?

>>211379366 (OP)
Brooks won't live to see it

>>211379444
kino incoming

>>211379473
funny joke saar

>>211379366 (OP)
WHAT ARE NEXT?

>>211379366 (OP)
Kino alert

>>211379366 (OP)
I hope they make fun of Padme’s assassination attempt.

Didn't they make History of the World Part 2 a while back and it was ass?

>>211380031
yes, and this will be ass too.
can they please stop doing sequels to 40 year old movies

>>211379366 (OP)
The first wasn't good. It had four (4) good bits in a 90 minute runtime.

>>211379366 (OP)
HOLY KINO

>>211380068
There was a few more than 4 come on anon

>>211379366 (OP)
>After 40 years, we asked what the fans wanted... but instead, we're making this movie!

kek

>>211380111
You posted one of the four.

Funny

Rick Moranis was great in the first, but I don't want to see him at 90, flailing about.

Lewis Pullman gonna take over for his dad or are we getting another depressing Star Trek Picard geriatric experience?

>>211379473
>isn't he dead?
You're thinking of John Candy.

DCU sister!?!?
How do we recover?

>>211379366 (OP)
I want a Rey Skywalker ending.

>>211379366 (OP)
HOLLYWOOD IS FUCKING DEAD!!!!!

>>211380068
SPACEBALLS THE GOOD BIT

>>211379366 (OP)
Funny trailer, but something tells me that will be funnier than the movie.

>There's only been one Spaceballs until now...
So they're just going to pretend like this never happened?

>>211381301
kek

>>211379366 (OP)
HELL YEAH

>>211379366 (OP)
cringe boomer humor

>>211380068
>The first wasn't good. It had four (4) good bits in a 90 minute runtime.
It has more than that. It was a good film. Not great.

>>211379366 (OP)
Spaceballs was never funny. It's the worst Mel Brooks movie. There, I said it.
Also I just looked up his age, he's going to die any day now and that makes me sad.

> John Candy and Joan Rivers confirmed back

Based!

>>211381416
>cringe boomer humor
Go donate to some faggot screaming at a Minecraft screen you fucking retard.

>>211381456
>Spaceballs was never funny.
You're retarded

>>211381301
yes

>>211380068
Playing with dolls was good enough for one movie. Fucking weebs.

modern writers are making the jokes it wont work

>>211381945
Have some goddamn faith. It will at least be joke slop of Scary Movie tier. Mel Brooks wouldn't hire modern writers.

>2027
>Mel Brooks will be 100 years old when it comes out
goddamn

>>211380068
Most of the bits in Spaceballs were good.
It's not Airplane tier but it's a pretty funny movie. Sure as shit funnier than most comedies coming out nowadays.

It's gunna be really bad

>>211381416
Mel Brooks is 98 so that would make this Silent Generation humor.

>>211379366 (OP)
Will they be after more money?

There's zero chance Brooks makes it to release.

>tfw we're finally gonna see Jews in Space

primary school me just lost his shit

Will they get Rick Moranis out of retirement?

Complete waste of time
The audience isn't there

>>211382321
He and Bill Pullman are in the movie so yes.

>>211382321
Already confirmed

They should hire Hayden Christensen to play a role. As a joke.

>>211381464
> John Candy confirmed back

>>211382364
>>211382372
Based. That’s great to hear.

They'll get Seth Rogan to replace John Candy

>>211382364
>Keke Palmer
Oh yeah that's the protagonist obviously what was i thinking.

>>211382503
>Josh Gad is co-writing, co-producing, and also joining the cast
So he'll probably play Barf son

This fossil jew really expects to make it to 2027?

>>211381945
Brooks is producing and isn't going to staff the movie with writers he doesn't approve of.
He's about to kick the bucket. He isn't going to allow this to be fucked up. It's going to be his legacy project.

>>211382272
Brooks is ... 98, I think? Still might have a few good years left if you consider the record for oldest person alive being well in the 110s.
Keep in mind as well that generally speaking, if you have a lot of Hollywood dosh and access to good food, good healthcare, clean air, etc. and crucially: *don't* fuck up your body with all kinds of substance abuse like bored-as-fuck celebs tend to do, your life expectancy can leap entire decades.

>>211382428
He might actually do it.

>>211379473
you're probably thinking of Bill Paxton

>>211380068
that's 4 more than any movie released in the last 10 years.

>>211381456
>Spaceballs: The contrarian anon

But we already have Spaceballs 2; pic related

>>211379444
based alert. im there day 1 so.

>>211383231
I assume Mel Brooks won't be directing it, but he probably can help with writing.
But here is a case of a filmmaker making movies into his 100s - Manuel De Olivera
For example he made his last feature (pic and trailer related) at age 104. He also made a couple of shorts later on (he died in 2015) and still had plans for feature films. I wonder if Clint Eastwood can make it to 100 and still make movies.
https://youtu.be/I37Ngi1Lj08

wtf mel brooks is still alive????? Make a sequel to that funny as fuck old leslie nielsen dracula movie before you die you old fuck.

>>211381416
Mel Brooks' movies are all cringe-corny '80s situational comedy and absurdism, dialed up to 11.
Just like other products of its time, like The Naked Gun. Or Police Academy

It's Gen X humor.

>>211383387
>I assume Mel Brooks won't be directing it, but he probably can help with writing.
No, but he'll be PRODUCING it. Which means he gets a final say over whether what the directors managed to put together, qualifies.
And he'll get a say over the purse and which people are brought on to fill which roles.

Pizza the hut

>>211383201
His death will be a shield from any criticism as his final work

I love mel brooks movies. He's funny as fuck. They dont make movies like he used to. https://youtu.be/ryeHPPypACk
t.boomer

>>211380068
>It had four (4) good bits in a 90 minute runtime.

- The instant movies / Spaceballs: the home movie, aka "We're at now, now." bit
- The "Radar is about to be jammed" bit (though lost on anyone that hasn't seen Police Academy)
- The ludicrous speed bit.
- The Star Trek transporter bit.
- The airshield code bit. "12345. That's the kind of code an idiot would have on their luggage" etc.
- The marriage scene. "We're gathered here today to see these two joined in holy m.. ::low flyover:: OLEY!!" and after all the kerfuffle the annoyed priest going: "Do you?" "Yes!" "Do you?" "Yes!" "Good. You're married! Kiss her!"
- Combing the desert. Aka "We ain't found shit" - i.e. >>211380111
- "Merchandising, merchandising; where the REAL money from the movie is made" - aka "Spaceballs: The flamethrower"
- The Alien chestburster bit at the diner.
- The Planet of the Apes finish: "Oh shit. There goes the planet..."

>>211383489
Don't use his name idly.
Or HE is going to send out for YOU.

>>211380068
>>211383668 (cont).

- "Who made that man a gunner?"
- "I always have coffee when I watch my radar, everyone knows that." :: everyone unanimously shielding their groin :: "Of course we do, sir!"
- "It's not just a spaceship. It's a transformer!" and basically the entire Mega Maid transformation, including the corny live-action drumroll name-drop.
- The computer AI destruction count down. "10, 9, 8, 6" "SIX?! What happened to 7?!" "Just kidding! ..."

(Jezus. How many more of these do I still remember ... o_O )

>>211380374
Which also isn't going to be a problem, because before he passed away Candy had already given Brooks full rights to use his likeness in any way possible to facilitate a potential Space Balls 2. Which means we might get AI-generated 'John Candy'-Barf.

>>211383668
>>211383891
I posted the comb, thank you anon

>>211383981
>Helmet speaks to Sanders with the megaphone even though Sanders is right next to him
>then starts shouting with his hand at the guys down below with the comb
It's the little gags

>>211384457
ill look for that in the rewatch

>>211384457
>Sanders
Oh right. The movie specifically named him Colonel Sanders, so they could make the "What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?" joke during the ludicrous speed bit.
Gotta love that kind of thing. Spaceballs was good because it recognized the plot was just dress-up for the gag-salvo of jokes to be stitched together coherently. So here we have a character whose name became preordained, simply for that one joke.

>>211379366 (OP)
you can't make kino in 2025, this will be a disaster

>>211379366 (OP)
If it's not subtitled The Search For More Money, they're hacks

>>211384884
You're welcome to recommend better comedies.

>>211383668
>>211383891
>I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
>Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb.
>I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
and the classic
>The radar appears to be...jammed!
>Raspberry!
>There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!

>OUT OF ORDER
>FUCK! EVEN IN THE FUTURE NOTHING WORKS!

>>211379366 (OP)
Between this and the new Naked Gun, is comedy back?

>>211385591
That will depend on the quality of the writing.
Jokes are easy. Good jokes are hard.

>>211385630
I like to think they wouldn't be making a new Space Balls unless they actually had some good material. I don't think Mel Brooks is hard up for money.

>>211380374
That's Chris farley

>>211383978
It would be funny if they made it as tasteless and uncanny as possible to make fun of Disney, but I don't think they will.

>>211379444
>Moranis back
If this is true then it might actually be kino

>>211383668
>>211383891
dont forget dark helmet playing with his fucking toys kek

>>211385670
They made history of the world part 2

>>211379366 (OP)
jesus fucking christ

>>211386267
"No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir."
Classic.

There's also the other bit in his showdown against Lonestar.
"I see you've got the ring. And your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it."
Gotta love penis-envy jokes.

>>211386744
and the fourth wall breaking

>>211379366 (OP)
>it’s real
https://youtu.be/aN8wxQDqfRk?si=tlftxP5yOGh-XdJS

>>211385722
You must be thinking of marlon brando

>>211380374
RIP Candy Man

>>211385722
He’s also dead

>>211383668
- The "Radar is about to be jammed" bit (though lost on anyone that hasn't seen Police Academy)
Will say as someone how hadn't watched police academy before seeing Spaceballs, it was still a good bit.
It definitely got funnier after the I watched it, though.

>>211383891
>Ready, Kafka?
Honestly, the funny here was how fucking bad the reference is.

>>211385530
Vintage image

>>211379444
Suckmore Dickus?

So do you think they're focusing Lord Helmet this time around? There's no reason to bring back Lonestar.

>Amazon
Ehhhhh
>Mel Brooks will be 100 when the movie lands
They better have the script already written so they can do his shots asap, even though I have no hope for modern comedy writers.

>>211379366 (OP)
40 years, and Mel is still king.

>>211379473
no that was his stunt double

>>211381301
Spaceballs: The Cartoon, isn't a movie. unlike Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2: The Search for more money

>>211381632
>>Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money
Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

>>211383387
He wrote the final draft based on several drafts by Josh Gad, and is directing/producing with Amazon/MGM studios. It's going to be a streaming release. He's also co-starring as Master Yogurt

I remember watching spaceballs with my dad, he loved the movie knew every line by heart even got his cealed vhs of spaceballs after he passed
will be watching it for him

>>211379366 (OP)
>A live action animated Lion King
This man knows what's up.

>>211379366 (OP)
this actually made me laugh out loud. is this actually gonna be good bros? is there a chance?

how jewish is this going to be?

>>211391671
KEK