>Zendaya of the 90s
why did boomers have it so much better?

>those hairy arms
No thanks, you can keep her boomer.

>>211381958 (OP)
Salma Hayek wasn't pushed as much

>>211381958 (OP)
I respect the attempt to get a Salma, and potentially Latina, coom thread going. But bait needs to be believable

>>211381988
You really need to go outside, tubby.

>>211382017
what you mean?

>>211381988
low t

Her Instagram is almost softcore porn because she posts videos and pictures of her in bikini all the time and her tits are amazing

>>211381958 (OP)

30 years later...

Boomers really did get it all.

>>211382029
>>211382043
Cope boomers. She doesn't compare to the Queen.

>>211382107
Zoomers really have low t huh

>>211381958 (OP)
She's white. Look it up. Father is Lebanese, Mother white Spanish with a drop of Hispanic.

>>211381988
No wonder she like Frida Kahlo so much.

always thought she looked kind of Indian

>>211382107
A queen is meant to have feminine features there, boy lover.

>>211382158
I thought she was a Lebanese jew

>>211382194
She's part Lebanese.

>>211382142
>>211382199
>I prefer a fat unhealthy woman over a healthy feminine woman
Wow boomers really have shit taste, don't they? You think you got a chance cause she's as fat as you? KEK.

>>211382251
>Salma Hayek
>fat
>not feminine
Lol faggot

Lo siento, amigos.

>>211382158
>Lebanese
>White

>>211382107
>>211382251
Zendaya usually looks cute in red carpet photos. I'm not saying she's an incredible beauty, but a 7/10 at least. So why do they make her so ugly in her movies?

Bots have no opinions so I find this thread and these arguments invalid.

>>211381988
Why are you gay ?

>>211382251
frizzy hair and A cups lmao

>>211382416
It's because of her acting style, she always plays the same snarky woman, but she's actually one of those bubbly black women who loves bwc.

KWALM (kek what a latina milf)

>>211382449
>>211382476
>boomers would rather fuck a hairy fatso over a perfect goddess like Zendaya
Was it the radiation from the nuclear tests? Why are you guys so gay?

>>211382074
Idk how to explain it better but she has a porn-like body >>211382107 and Zendaya has an art-like body

>>211382636
Most actual men would fuck both you broccoli haircut nigger but if given a choice most would prefer voluptuous Salma over surfboard Zendaya

>>211382660
a body straight men like and a body gays/women like

>>211382029
>>211382043
>>211382449
gay

>>211382074
wood berry, excalibur, etc. etc.

>>211382720
>>211382743
>Yeah I would rather fuck the hairy uggo
Your gayness is too far gone. Just slap a pair of tits on your bro and go to town, that's all you guys need apparently.

>>211382765
Yes you are, tubby.

>>211381958 (OP)
She’s a better actress than Z

>>211381958 (OP)
Pedro Pascal of the 90’s

>>211382913
Fr fr no cap.

>>211382929
Annoyingly they could still just cast him instead of the inferior Pedro

>>211382416
No clue. She dyed her hair red like the comic adaption of MJ during the far from home marketing run but in the movie she doesn't even bother to comb her hair. They clearly nerfed her looks in the movie for some reason.

>>211381958 (OP)
Salma Hayek wasn't very popular in the 90s. She wasn't a household name or considered A-list. From Dusk Til Dawn was considered a flop, it was Clooney's first lead movie after ER made him famous, but it opened in the single digits and took about four years to become a moderate cult movie. Desperado was Salma's debut and that movie too underperformed, Weinstein expected a big hit, Rodriguez was 50x more known than Salma due to his Tarantino friendship and being an "It" 90s indie director.

Also remember that Americans were not as familiar with Spanish names, and Salma Hayek wasn't a memorable name, sounds like it now, but sounded like Salsa Huevos back then, and she was too curvy for the time.

She's also not a good actress, she has better comedic timing and more intelligence in her eyes, barely, than Sofia Vera and some other spic milf, but she's usually a drag on screen. And again she wasn't a "name" really until she married her billionaire husband, this is when she become a meme, wouldn't be surprised if her PR promotes her here. It's kinda annoying she's so well known now, she's hot, sure, in the way cartoon bitch on a salsa label is hot, but there's been crafty revisionism of her past that places her in the 90s and aughts alongside Cameron Diaz, Bullock, Halle Berry or even Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Elektra, or Daisy Fuentes, who was more popular in the 90s than Salma but forgotten now

>>211381958 (OP)
That's good trolling, I like that.

>>211381958 (OP)
I've been jerking off to her since I was 13

>>211382526
I almost bought the issue when I was at the store the other day

>>211383082
she cute

>>211383082
>>211382416
>They clearly nerfed her looks in the movie for some reason.
You've heard this 1000x but it's the mutt agenda, J people want to promote and normalize lower beauty standards and the "natural haired mutt" in America because it influences generational change without zoomers and alpha being clued in on the manipulation and its purpose, as you yourself prove itt.
Similarly it's not enough for Tom Holland to be paired with a B- mutt gf on screen, or that he's a manlet, once he became synonymous with the iconic role of Peter Parker, the J people in Hollywood advised him to film a homoerotic anal rape scene that would go viral. This is called a humiliation ritual, and it's done to put white performers and white Americans in their place in the pecking order.

Whereas recent and new Israelis movies and series are hypocritically more attuned to Western beauty standards, because Israelis see themselves culturally and genetically as superior to whites and everyone else, so on their shows you'll get a Gal Gadot, who Israel thinks is white passing lol rather than a Zendaya, who is generally not an "it girl celebrity" in Israel's pop news media and youth culture compared to in the West. The original Euphoria in Israel for another example is far less diverse than its future adaptation in America.

>>211383084
Hayek is not a Spanish name, ChatGPT.

>>211381993
This. It was organic and real.

>>211382251
Nigger, are you really so starved for attention that you're ironically simping for Zendaya?

>>211382251
>You think you got a chance cause she's as fat as you? KEK.
Truly a completely lost and fag generation.

>>211383215
I don't understand how some people can walk with twigs like that. It's creeped me out ever since I was young how some people are just skeletons with skin

>>211384452
Imagine shooting loads on that tummy

>>211381958 (OP)
millenials fell for the biracial meme

>>211381958 (OP)
but she had big tits and was fun/funny.
she had the energy of Charo

She's a mediocre actress but one of my favorites

>the boomer Jenna Ortega

>>211381958 (OP)
the difference her and zendaya is that Salma is fucking surface of the sun hot

>>211381958 (OP)
Stfu zoomer

90s Zandaya was pic related

>>211383084
both of those movies were extremely successful as rentals though

t. cryptoboomer

>>211382401
Some are, some aren't. Kinda like Italy.

how does she do it

>>211384973
What was the deal with boomers?

>the boomer Tom Holland

based Zendaya troll bumping the thread and egging anons on to post more Salma

>>211384996
I'm rewatching Ugly Betty, what a great arc it was

>>211385149
She's a kino machine

What did she mean by this?

>>211384973
wtf happened

>>211385615
Family solidarity

>>211385064
i find it unacceptable that zendaya is going to be a hag someday

>>211385818
>>211385615
Genuine question; Are these people all retarded?

>>211385189
I know they say that every generation feels like it was better back in their day but I think it may actually be true for boomers.

I remember this being the first pic I ever printed out

>>211386865
I remember image searching "salma hayek boobs" and an image came up of her flashing a bus driving past her. Must have been an old school shop.

>>211382660
Z is more elegant, statuesque; S is short and curvy.

>>211384558
>t. fat-ankled lesbian

>>211386619
They're actors, so yes.

>>211381988
Low T

>>211382074
>deactivates your neurons

>>211384569
>not immediately wanting to get the beautiful woman pregnant
Low T

>>211387136
What about shooting a load on this tummy?

>>211387010
would

>>211387136
She's in her 50s, that ship has sailed

>>211381988
fpbp

>>211381958 (OP)
she could have been queen of bollywood

>>211382913
Banderas has more aura.

Milk

She really doesn't have an attractive face and don't give me a
>looking at her face
You need to evaluate the whole package, she's got nice tits but has never really done it for me

>>211381958 (OP)
The '90s didn't have a Zendaya. Most of the popular actesses were talented and good-looking

SEXO

>>211382194
>>211382107
>zoomies will argue this

I love her.

I dont think anyone else has taken more of my coom than her

>>211390610
How many tit fucks do you think she's given?

>>211390652
The fact that it’s most likely greater than zero is pretty based.

>>211382401
Look at her eyes. Not indigenous. White girl eyes. Big wide eyes

>>211381988
why are you gay?

>>211383082
Shes really cute in that Bruno Mars music video

Who is her actual equivalent? Sofia Vergara? She's milfed out already

>>211381988
I love hairy latinas so much hermanos

>>211391439
She's about the same age as Salma. Sydney Sweeny may be the best comparison. Both are only famous for being busty

>>211383215
indeed
>>211391376
best scene of her is in malcolm and marie

>>211391518
>that arm hair
absolutely disgusting. so many latinas were like this in highschool. big ass tits but hairy as fuck

>>211391439
That whore is hideous

I understand body, stop posting that face

>>211391518
Based. Love hairy women

>>211391439
trans

>>211391439
They're stiff competition

>>211391917
she's objectively hot

>>211391439
>>211391941
She’s never done any nude scenes Salma did many. Sofia can kick rocks.

>>211382913
banderas has charisma

>>211392035
Not nude scenes but she has nudes out there

>>211392197
all I can find is photoshops

latinas do it better

>>211392289
She has a few photoshoots when she was younger, main one is the one with the guy in a gorilla costume
She has another shoot from about 10 years ago where you can see her tits
Some video thing of her bathing in a river nude
She also has leaks waiting to get released but think the hacker guy was being a jew and ended up getting arrested before they could be released
Regardless we need more nudes of both of them

>>211381988
You may not like it but he’s right. She’s way too hairy.

>they drained millions

>>211381958 (OP)
>>Zendaya of the 90s
that would be Halle Berry

>>211387183
My dream desu

>>211392289
Look up her GQ Mexico shoot
>>211392329
>was non binary junkie
>still bounced back from that
Latinas just do it better

>>211393535
Let's be honest, she peaked with that sexycop costume

>>211393706
Completely agree

>>211392289
not even the best Vergara

>>211393810
Was a literal succubus that day

>>211393810
jesus christ

I love milfs so much

Dogma was her peak

>>211394265
she has a huge head

>>211391518
my favorite
if you know you know

>>211394664
You saw her nudes right? They were pretty nice

>>211394664
Sadly it seems like she's lost weight and started an art phase

>>211393535
>Neck tattoo
Oof

kill yourself already.

>>211382660
a starved, model type of body? yeah, like all the other boring skellies. yikes!

>>211381958 (OP)
>Zendaya of the 90s

I assume you mean unusual looking women that had a lot of media attention, that the public was mixed on whether on not they were attractive. These women come to mind. I know, I know, people were gaga over Cameron in The Mask, but after that movie, the general consensus was she never looked that good ever again. Without makeup and professional photography, she pretty much just looks the way she did in Being John Malkovich.

She's generally pretty. Zendaya is more someone ugly you're told to find pretty, back then it would've been Tyra Banks.

>>211382251
this post is the absolute proof of critically low T levels in zoom zooms
get some fucking medical help you poor fucker

>>211397739
The way I see it, Zendaya has a cute face but an okay body; Selma, on the other hand, has an okay face and a hot body. Although I don't think Zendaya would work with a voluptuous body, considering she's also a model

>>211381988
>t.

>>211381958 (OP)
Why would you even compare Salma to androgynous boygirl Zendaya?

>>211382913
Banderas was in good movies. Banderas isn't a homo.

>>211397664
Other women with the same, weird face, yet hot career path.

>>211394265
Pre boob job YUCK

>>211397664
>>211398185
Toni Collette is the only good actress here

>>211381988
Spoken like a true virgin.

>>211381958 (OP)
Got mogged by a girl from Wales in the 90s.

>Zorro
>The Phantom

>>211384644
That's a great ass especially for a 58 year old woman

>>211381958 (OP)
Any Latina milf pornstars with her body type?

>>211398245
Billionaire husband she better be buying the best of the best shit to stay in good shape

>>211398261
Literally almost all Latina milfs in porn have her body type.

>>211381988
based anon keeping the femoid self esteem in healthy levels
all the simps in replies need to get into chastity cages and watch how 4/10 fatties think they deserve chads thanks to their behavior

>>211381958 (OP)

Social media didn't exist so fat, old, ugly cat ranchers with Daddy issues couldn't ruin civilization!!!FACT!!!

>>211381958 (OP)

Dude, just brush your hair, have a shower and you can get a girl like Salma like this guy.....!!!FACT!!!

>>211381958 (OP)

>>211385615

She used to be hot!!!FACT!!!

>>211383447
I knew most of that but what does lowering the beauty standard really do? In theory shouldn't they raise the beauty standards so their doctor friends make money from plastic surgery and skin care products?
>>211391376
Based leg enjoyer

Instead of a Smack Down board there should be a celebrity worship board. Waifufags are a cancer

>>211386619
>be super hot famous celebrity
>start visibly aging
>panic
>"hello, is that Dr. Shekelsteinberg? Can you make me look 25 again?"
>*muffled cash register sounds in the background* "Why yes of course, I will stretch your skin and inject chemicals in your face, you will look like a teenager again!"
the scariest part is that they might actually prefer to look like a 40 year or lizard than 50 year old person

>>211388488
Yeah that sounds appealing, be queen of this shit smelling third world hellhole instead of 90's peak California

>>211381958 (OP)
There was an Italian girl in my class that looked precisely like her in this pic. When I told her that she reminded me of Salma (and showed her Salma in her prime: 1990s/2000s — normie pics of her well dressed during red carpet events) this girl yelled at me loudly and ghosted me.

Why?

Zendaya has no sex appeal

>>211391439
Adria Arjona

>>211398229
Catherine needed a makeover, just like most starlets. She didn't just show up perfect.

Why won't Hollywood hire more latinas if they're so concerned with diversity?

>>211400272
because they have ancestry dating back to europe which makes them white technically. Dumb loophole if you ask me but whatever their women are hot

>>211381988
How is it even possible to be this gay?

>>211382158
What is hispanic? Indigenous before colonization? How they are spaniards?

The only scene of ugly betty I've ever seen

>>211402132
Depends on the specific country/colony. Puerto rico is a mix of indigenous (taino) and spaniards. Peru is probably the most indigenous of the hispanic countries and still has some areas to this day. Then the dominican republic is indigenous/spaniard but with african ancestry regardless if they want to admit it or not (yes they cope and claim that they don't even with their afro's)

I thought she was very cute and fun in Here Comes The Boom starring Kevin James with additional scenes featuring Joe Rogan

>>211402248
I watched a lot of that show. Betty was adorable and Hilda was hot.

Many years ago I was on a flight to Europe I think and they had this movie that had Salma in it, as the protagonist. Spanish movie. Every person she spoke to made some reference to her tits at some point, and it was this constant thing throughout the movie, like every time she said something, someone else would respond with something like "Yes but at least you have massive tits", it was pretty funny

>>211382660
mutts are so used to seeing obese people they call skinny people's body art-like now

>>211381958 (OP)
>>211382035
>>211382074
>>211382194
>>211382526
>>211384333
>>211384452
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>211382913
more like the male version of pedro pascal

god I wish she was my mom

Reminder "Salma Hayek" is a fully Arabic name

>>211410638
And no one will remember yours :^)

>>211411105
Which of your insecurities triggered this projection?

>>211381958 (OP)
Damn, she old.

Harvested whore

>>211410638
who cares

>>211382913
Far better actor, far cooler, better roles
the 90's were absolutely better

>>211381958 (OP)
Great asset but her jaw is manly.

>>211382251
>lemons on a coconut tree
Aaaaargh I'm gonna COOOOOOMM!!

>>211381958 (OP)
big fake tits and ass helps

>>211381958 (OP)
Uhm...bros. I found some hair...

>>211414701
I will eat it

>>211382526
She's like 60 years old, this is embarrassing at this point, get dressed grandma

>>211382913
Nah. You actually needed charisma to star alongside sly Stallone back in the 90s.

>>211386655
Boomers had all the best character actors plus movie stars. Kind of annoying.

>>211386619
They start out bogged but no one notices until they hit 30. Sabrina carpenter, Jenna Ortega, are both bogged to shit yet no one will notice until they hit 30.

>>211385064
>claims to be black
>Has green eyes
>

>>211398185
These people look better in real life though. I never liked Nicole Kidman. But I met her and she looked like a Tolkien angel come to life. Sometimes people just dont photograph well.

>>211382107
what if zendaya had tits?

>>211416357
>zendaya will look like this after she gets pregnant
Zoomers... kino awaits us...

>>211398185
Cuties on the upper left and right. All the other ones were never considered goddesses. They were just in movies.

>>211415544
But Kidman was always fairly attractive, so idk why'd you'd mention her as if she compares with the likes of Uma, Toni, Chloe, Reese, Claire, and Juliette. They're all unique-ugly. Nicole cannot be considered unattractive, until she hit her 50s, and even then, it depends on how her face it recovering from her procedures.

>>211416357
wtf I love Zendaya now

>>211409459
nice

>>211417977
Uma Thurman is a 10/10 in real life. You need to actually see these people in real life. Even that manlet Daniel Radcliff is a mogger in person. I've seen him twice in London and every time he was mogging. These people are famous for a reason. They have presence and beauty.

>>211419776
It's plastic surgery and doctors. If I get famous and fix my teeth and get a couple of surgeries I would be starring along Brad Pitt in his prime and nobody would think he was better looking than me. There's nothing special about actors.

>>211381958 (OP)
selma is black?

>>211419956
No one will believe me but Steve Carell is very handsome in person. Like really really handsome. I want to see these doctors.

>>211398185
Muriel's Wedding era Toni Collette was beautiful. Fuck all of you.

>>211420006
He had a nice hairline? Yeah he got surgery for that, that was him 10 years ago. For sure you can't turn ugly into good looking, but you can turn kinda good into really good. Plus you were starstruck.

>>211419776
Uma has a strange aesthetic, I know a woman who has a very similar look, and she's typically the oddest looking person in the room. Uma isn't hideous, but she does have less than perfect features. Wide set eyes, big nose, etc.

>>211419956
Sure buddy.

Hoeflation

>>211419956
No it’s that they’re attractive. Anyone can get bad angles in a still image. But that doesn’t apply in person. And beyond pure physical looks the physicality of certain people how they carry themselves and stand out affects attraction. Confidence is sexy and all that.

>>211381988
Matt, what are you doing here?

>>211420140
You must be ugly yourself. That should give you better recognition of poor features, but alas, I guess you're unobservant.

>>211397664
>zendaya
>mixed on whether on not they were attractive
that 12 year old looking skank is not hot and never was

>>211420173
>starstruck.
I didn't even recognize him until my friend said that was Steve carrel. I'm a huge fan of Chris Rock and I was never "star struck" when I bumped into him at a fair in 2008. Stilled pissed I never asked for a photo. I think he was hiding since no one else noticed him.

>>211420203
>Uma isn't hideous, but she does have less than perfect features. Wide set eyes, big nose, etc.
These features are very striking otherworldly in person. It's weird its like the camera distorts them to look a certain way. In person Jessica Chastain is 5'4 petite redhead. You dont realize how small these women are in person. Take the skinniest girl you know they're smaller than that plus beauty. You really can't replicate these people.

>>211382107
A pig with makeup on can be pretty.

>>211382194
I would worship her if she was a goddess. But she would have to do things. I would not worship without getting my dick sucked here and there eventually.8vdgn

>>211382636
Fucking Satan! Go back to Hell!!!

>>211384452
Why can't they show their privates? Come on! Just show the good stuff.

>>211420625
The camera adds 10 lbs everyone knows that.

>>211420901
Damn there must be something very wrong with my mirror then. It looks like I'm 230 pounds

>>211420327
zendaya went from being cute to hot tho

>>211421389
She looks like an ugly Cambodian

>>211421389
She's so hot, I would lick her from head to toe.

>>211384564
Absolutely would bury my dick into but she has 100% had work done over the years

>>211422784
Irrelevant. She was born beautiful and any work has not noticeably tarnished it. The only problem with plastic surgery is that it can’t change genetics and ugly people with good plastic surgery will sire ugly offspring. That and often the surgery just doesn’t work and makes one hideous.

>>211424362
>She was born beautiful
>only reason people know her is cause of her plastic tits and ass

>>211424826
Ridiculous. They’ve naturally grown and been documented over her entire life. Claims such as that can be discounted out of hand.

>>211425053
>breasts just magically suddenly grow after you turn 30
Yeah ok.
>but she denies it
Yeah just like how famous actors say their hairline grew back cause of rosemary oil. Ridiculous. Everything special about Salma is thanks to a white plastic surgeon.

>>211425301
Do they not? Even men get breasts at that age. What do you not get?

>>211425910
>they get huge in 1 year
Stop, this is embarrassing. She didn't have 10 kids, only 1.

>>211416357
>what if she had a completely different facial structure and body shape
yeah she'd be hot but alas

>>211411222
one of Harvey’s angels

>>211425910
They can grow especially after pregnancy but that is usually temporary. Salma went from big to milker territory way after she had kids