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Anonymous No.211381958 >>211381993 >>211382017 >>211382074 >>211382158 >>211382900 >>211382913 >>211383084 >>211383145 >>211383178 >>211384627 >>211384682 >>211384996 >>211385064 >>211388488 >>211389038 >>211392777 >>211397664 >>211398062 >>211398229 >>211398261 >>211398542 >>211398559 >>211398579 >>211399039 >>211405311 >>211411183 >>211411998 >>211412601 >>211414701 >>211419986
>Zendaya of the 90s
why did boomers have it so much better?
Anonymous No.211381988 >>211382029 >>211382043 >>211382176 >>211382449 >>211387002 >>211388432 >>211391375 >>211391518 >>211392624 >>211398053 >>211398225 >>211398348 >>211401686 >>211420290
>those hairy arms
No thanks, you can keep her boomer.
Anonymous No.211381993 >>211383962
>>211381958 (OP)
Salma Hayek wasn't pushed as much
Anonymous No.211382017 >>211382035
>>211381958 (OP)
I respect the attempt to get a Salma, and potentially Latina, coom thread going. But bait needs to be believable
Anonymous No.211382029 >>211382107 >>211382765
>>211381988
You really need to go outside, tubby.
Anonymous No.211382035 >>211405311
>>211382017
what you mean?
Anonymous No.211382043 >>211382107 >>211382765
>>211381988
low t
Anonymous No.211382049
Her Instagram is almost softcore porn because she posts videos and pictures of her in bikini all the time and her tits are amazing
Anonymous No.211382074 >>211382660 >>211382806 >>211387010 >>211405311
>>211381958 (OP)

30 years later...

Boomers really did get it all.
Anonymous No.211382107 >>211382142 >>211382199 >>211382416 >>211382660 >>211390330 >>211416357 >>211420648
>>211382029
>>211382043
Cope boomers. She doesn't compare to the Queen.
Anonymous No.211382142 >>211382251
>>211382107
Zoomers really have low t huh
Anonymous No.211382158 >>211382220 >>211382401 >>211402132
>>211381958 (OP)
She's white. Look it up. Father is Lebanese, Mother white Spanish with a drop of Hispanic.
Anonymous No.211382176
>>211381988
No wonder she like Frida Kahlo so much.
Anonymous No.211382194 >>211382232 >>211390330 >>211405311 >>211420698
always thought she looked kind of Indian
Anonymous No.211382199 >>211382251
>>211382107
A queen is meant to have feminine features there, boy lover.
Anonymous No.211382220
>>211382158
I thought she was a Lebanese jew
Anonymous No.211382232
>>211382194
She's part Lebanese.
Anonymous No.211382251 >>211382291 >>211382416 >>211382476 >>211384032 >>211384333 >>211397827 >>211412058
>>211382142
>>211382199
>I prefer a fat unhealthy woman over a healthy feminine woman
Wow boomers really have shit taste, don't they? You think you got a chance cause she's as fat as you? KEK.
Anonymous No.211382291
>>211382251
>Salma Hayek
>fat
>not feminine
Lol faggot
Anonymous No.211382391
Lo siento, amigos.
Anonymous No.211382401 >>211385143 >>211391331
>>211382158
>Lebanese
>White
Anonymous No.211382416 >>211382485 >>211383082 >>211383447
>>211382107
>>211382251
Zendaya usually looks cute in red carpet photos. I'm not saying she's an incredible beauty, but a 7/10 at least. So why do they make her so ugly in her movies?
Anonymous No.211382434
Bots have no opinions so I find this thread and these arguments invalid.
Anonymous No.211382449 >>211382636 >>211382765
>>211381988
Why are you gay ?
Anonymous No.211382476 >>211382636
>>211382251
frizzy hair and A cups lmao
Anonymous No.211382485
>>211382416
It's because of her acting style, she always plays the same snarky woman, but she's actually one of those bubbly black women who loves bwc.
Anonymous No.211382526 >>211383214 >>211405311 >>211415201
KWALM (kek what a latina milf)
Anonymous No.211382636 >>211382720 >>211420742
>>211382449
>>211382476
>boomers would rather fuck a hairy fatso over a perfect goddess like Zendaya
Was it the radiation from the nuclear tests? Why are you guys so gay?
Anonymous No.211382660 >>211382743 >>211386955 >>211397642 >>211405309
>>211382074
Idk how to explain it better but she has a porn-like body >>211382107 and Zendaya has an art-like body
Anonymous No.211382720 >>211382843
>>211382636
Most actual men would fuck both you broccoli haircut nigger but if given a choice most would prefer voluptuous Salma over surfboard Zendaya
Anonymous No.211382743 >>211382843
>>211382660
a body straight men like and a body gays/women like
Anonymous No.211382765 >>211382876
>>211382029
>>211382043
>>211382449
gay
beast No.211382806
>>211382074
wood berry, excalibur, etc. etc.
Anonymous No.211382843
>>211382720
>>211382743
>Yeah I would rather fuck the hairy uggo
Your gayness is too far gone. Just slap a pair of tits on your bro and go to town, that's all you guys need apparently.
Anonymous No.211382876
>>211382765
Yes you are, tubby.
Anonymous No.211382900
>>211381958 (OP)
She’s a better actress than Z
Anonymous No.211382913 >>211382929 >>211388910 >>211392088 >>211398162 >>211406659 >>211411346 >>211415239
>>211381958 (OP)
Pedro Pascal of the 90’s
Anonymous No.211382929 >>211382978
>>211382913
Fr fr no cap.
Anonymous No.211382978
>>211382929
Annoyingly they could still just cast him instead of the inferior Pedro
Anonymous No.211383082 >>211383215 >>211383447 >>211391376
>>211382416
No clue. She dyed her hair red like the comic adaption of MJ during the far from home marketing run but in the movie she doesn't even bother to comb her hair. They clearly nerfed her looks in the movie for some reason.
Anonymous No.211383084 >>211383576 >>211385131
>>211381958 (OP)
Salma Hayek wasn't very popular in the 90s. She wasn't a household name or considered A-list. From Dusk Til Dawn was considered a flop, it was Clooney's first lead movie after ER made him famous, but it opened in the single digits and took about four years to become a moderate cult movie. Desperado was Salma's debut and that movie too underperformed, Weinstein expected a big hit, Rodriguez was 50x more known than Salma due to his Tarantino friendship and being an "It" 90s indie director.

Also remember that Americans were not as familiar with Spanish names, and Salma Hayek wasn't a memorable name, sounds like it now, but sounded like Salsa Huevos back then, and she was too curvy for the time.

She's also not a good actress, she has better comedic timing and more intelligence in her eyes, barely, than Sofia Vera and some other spic milf, but she's usually a drag on screen. And again she wasn't a "name" really until she married her billionaire husband, this is when she become a meme, wouldn't be surprised if her PR promotes her here. It's kinda annoying she's so well known now, she's hot, sure, in the way cartoon bitch on a salsa label is hot, but there's been crafty revisionism of her past that places her in the 90s and aughts alongside Cameron Diaz, Bullock, Halle Berry or even Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Elektra, or Daisy Fuentes, who was more popular in the 90s than Salma but forgotten now
The Legitimate Executioner No.211383145
>>211381958 (OP)
That's good trolling, I like that.
Anonymous No.211383178
>>211381958 (OP)
I've been jerking off to her since I was 13
Anonymous No.211383214
>>211382526
I almost bought the issue when I was at the store the other day
Anonymous No.211383215 >>211384558 >>211391863
>>211383082
she cute
Anonymous No.211383447 >>211398639
>>211383082
>>211382416
>They clearly nerfed her looks in the movie for some reason.
You've heard this 1000x but it's the mutt agenda, J people want to promote and normalize lower beauty standards and the "natural haired mutt" in America because it influences generational change without zoomers and alpha being clued in on the manipulation and its purpose, as you yourself prove itt.
Similarly it's not enough for Tom Holland to be paired with a B- mutt gf on screen, or that he's a manlet, once he became synonymous with the iconic role of Peter Parker, the J people in Hollywood advised him to film a homoerotic anal rape scene that would go viral. This is called a humiliation ritual, and it's done to put white performers and white Americans in their place in the pecking order.

Whereas recent and new Israelis movies and series are hypocritically more attuned to Western beauty standards, because Israelis see themselves culturally and genetically as superior to whites and everyone else, so on their shows you'll get a Gal Gadot, who Israel thinks is white passing lol rather than a Zendaya, who is generally not an "it girl celebrity" in Israel's pop news media and youth culture compared to in the West. The original Euphoria in Israel for another example is far less diverse than its future adaptation in America.
Anonymous No.211383576
>>211383084
Hayek is not a Spanish name, ChatGPT.
Anonymous No.211383962
>>211381993
This. It was organic and real.
Anonymous No.211384032
>>211382251
Nigger, are you really so starved for attention that you're ironically simping for Zendaya?
Anonymous No.211384333 >>211405311
>>211382251
>You think you got a chance cause she's as fat as you? KEK.
Truly a completely lost and fag generation.
Anonymous No.211384452 >>211384569 >>211405311 >>211420795
Anonymous No.211384541
Anonymous No.211384558 >>211386988
>>211383215
I don't understand how some people can walk with twigs like that. It's creeped me out ever since I was young how some people are just skeletons with skin
Anonymous No.211384564 >>211422784
Anonymous No.211384569 >>211387136
>>211384452
Imagine shooting loads on that tummy
Anonymous No.211384627
>>211381958 (OP)
millenials fell for the biracial meme
Anonymous No.211384644 >>211398245
Anonymous No.211384682
>>211381958 (OP)
but she had big tits and was fun/funny.
she had the energy of Charo
Anonymous No.211384806
She's a mediocre actress but one of my favorites
Anonymous No.211384973 >>211385171 >>211385615
>the boomer Jenna Ortega
Anonymous No.211384996 >>211385450
>>211381958 (OP)
the difference her and zendaya is that Salma is fucking surface of the sun hot
Anonymous No.211385009
Anonymous No.211385064 >>211386037 >>211415419
>>211381958 (OP)
Stfu zoomer

90s Zandaya was pic related
Anonymous No.211385131
>>211383084
both of those movies were extremely successful as rentals though

t. cryptoboomer
Anonymous No.211385143
>>211382401
Some are, some aren't. Kinda like Italy.
Anonymous No.211385149 >>211385527
how does she do it
Anonymous No.211385171
>>211384973
What was the deal with boomers?
Anonymous No.211385189 >>211386655
>the boomer Tom Holland
Anonymous No.211385282
based Zendaya troll bumping the thread and egging anons on to post more Salma
Anonymous No.211385450
>>211384996
I'm rewatching Ugly Betty, what a great arc it was
Anonymous No.211385527
>>211385149
She's a kino machine
Anonymous No.211385555
What did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.211385615 >>211385818 >>211386619 >>211398596
>>211384973
wtf happened
Anonymous No.211385818 >>211386619
>>211385615
Family solidarity
Anonymous No.211386037
>>211385064
i find it unacceptable that zendaya is going to be a hag someday
Anonymous No.211386084
Anonymous No.211386619 >>211386996 >>211398779 >>211415377
>>211385818
>>211385615
Genuine question; Are these people all retarded?
Anonymous No.211386655 >>211415304
>>211385189
I know they say that every generation feels like it was better back in their day but I think it may actually be true for boomers.
Anonymous No.211386865 >>211386940
I remember this being the first pic I ever printed out
Anonymous No.211386940
>>211386865
I remember image searching "salma hayek boobs" and an image came up of her flashing a bus driving past her. Must have been an old school shop.
Anonymous No.211386955
>>211382660
Z is more elegant, statuesque; S is short and curvy.
Anonymous No.211386988
>>211384558
>t. fat-ankled lesbian
Anonymous No.211386996
>>211386619
They're actors, so yes.
Anonymous No.211387002
>>211381988
Low T
Anonymous No.211387010 >>211387599
>>211382074
>deactivates your neurons
Anonymous No.211387136 >>211387183 >>211388186
>>211384569
>not immediately wanting to get the beautiful woman pregnant
Low T
Anonymous No.211387183 >>211393157
>>211387136
What about shooting a load on this tummy?
Anonymous No.211387599
>>211387010
would
Anonymous No.211387691
Anonymous No.211388186
>>211387136
She's in her 50s, that ship has sailed
Anonymous No.211388345
Anonymous No.211388432
>>211381988
fpbp
Anonymous No.211388488 >>211398893
>>211381958 (OP)
she could have been queen of bollywood
Anonymous No.211388659
Anonymous No.211388910
>>211382913
Banderas has more aura.
Anonymous No.211389032
Milk
Anonymous No.211389037
She really doesn't have an attractive face and don't give me a
>looking at her face
You need to evaluate the whole package, she's got nice tits but has never really done it for me
Anonymous No.211389038
>>211381958 (OP)
The '90s didn't have a Zendaya. Most of the popular actesses were talented and good-looking
Anonymous No.211390226
SEXO
Anonymous No.211390330
>>211382194
>>211382107
>zoomies will argue this
Anonymous No.211390610 >>211390652
I love her.
Anonymous No.211390649
I dont think anyone else has taken more of my coom than her
Anonymous No.211390652 >>211390847
>>211390610
How many tit fucks do you think she's given?
Anonymous No.211390847
>>211390652
The fact that it’s most likely greater than zero is pretty based.
Anonymous No.211391331
>>211382401
Look at her eyes. Not indigenous. White girl eyes. Big wide eyes
Anonymous No.211391375
>>211381988
why are you gay?
Anonymous No.211391376 >>211391863 >>211398639
>>211383082
Shes really cute in that Bruno Mars music video
Anonymous No.211391439 >>211391536 >>211391917 >>211391939 >>211391941 >>211392035 >>211399130
Who is her actual equivalent? Sofia Vergara? She's milfed out already
Anonymous No.211391518 >>211391885 >>211391937 >>211394664
>>211381988
I love hairy latinas so much hermanos
Anonymous No.211391536
>>211391439
She's about the same age as Salma. Sydney Sweeny may be the best comparison. Both are only famous for being busty
Anonymous No.211391863
>>211383215
indeed
>>211391376
best scene of her is in malcolm and marie
Anonymous No.211391885
>>211391518
>that arm hair
absolutely disgusting. so many latinas were like this in highschool. big ass tits but hairy as fuck
Anonymous No.211391917 >>211391944
>>211391439
That whore is hideous
Anonymous No.211391929
I understand body, stop posting that face
Anonymous No.211391937
>>211391518
Based. Love hairy women
Anonymous No.211391939
>>211391439
trans
Anonymous No.211391941 >>211392035
>>211391439
They're stiff competition
Anonymous No.211391944
>>211391917
she's objectively hot
Anonymous No.211392035 >>211392197
>>211391439
>>211391941
She’s never done any nude scenes Salma did many. Sofia can kick rocks.
Anonymous No.211392088
>>211382913
banderas has charisma
Anonymous No.211392197 >>211392289
>>211392035
Not nude scenes but she has nudes out there
Anonymous No.211392289 >>211392446 >>211393535 >>211393853
>>211392197
all I can find is photoshops
Anonymous No.211392329 >>211393535
latinas do it better
Anonymous No.211392446
>>211392289
She has a few photoshoots when she was younger, main one is the one with the guy in a gorilla costume
She has another shoot from about 10 years ago where you can see her tits
Some video thing of her bathing in a river nude
She also has leaks waiting to get released but think the hacker guy was being a jew and ended up getting arrested before they could be released
Regardless we need more nudes of both of them
Anonymous No.211392624
>>211381988
You may not like it but he’s right. She’s way too hairy.
Anonymous No.211392653
>they drained millions
Anonymous No.211392777
>>211381958 (OP)
>>Zendaya of the 90s
that would be Halle Berry
Anonymous No.211392872
Anonymous No.211393157
>>211387183
My dream desu
Anonymous No.211393535 >>211393706 >>211395433
>>211392289
Look up her GQ Mexico shoot
>>211392329
>was non binary junkie
>still bounced back from that
Latinas just do it better
Anonymous No.211393706 >>211393810
>>211393535
Let's be honest, she peaked with that sexycop costume
Anonymous No.211393810 >>211393930 >>211393977
>>211393706
Completely agree
Anonymous No.211393853
>>211392289
not even the best Vergara
Anonymous No.211393930
>>211393810
Was a literal succubus that day
Anonymous No.211393977
>>211393810
jesus christ
Anonymous No.211394236
I love milfs so much
Anonymous No.211394265 >>211394330 >>211398203
Dogma was her peak
Anonymous No.211394330
>>211394265
she has a huge head
Anonymous No.211394481
Anonymous No.211394664 >>211394697 >>211395128
>>211391518
my favorite
if you know you know
Anonymous No.211394697
>>211394664
You saw her nudes right? They were pretty nice
Anonymous No.211395128
>>211394664
Sadly it seems like she's lost weight and started an art phase
Anonymous No.211395433
>>211393535
>Neck tattoo
Oof
Anonymous No.211396631
kill yourself already.
Anonymous No.211397642
>>211382660
a starved, model type of body? yeah, like all the other boring skellies. yikes!
Anonymous No.211397664 >>211398185 >>211398221 >>211420327
>>211381958 (OP)
>Zendaya of the 90s

I assume you mean unusual looking women that had a lot of media attention, that the public was mixed on whether on not they were attractive. These women come to mind. I know, I know, people were gaga over Cameron in The Mask, but after that movie, the general consensus was she never looked that good ever again. Without makeup and professional photography, she pretty much just looks the way she did in Being John Malkovich.
Anonymous No.211397739 >>211398041
She's generally pretty. Zendaya is more someone ugly you're told to find pretty, back then it would've been Tyra Banks.
Anonymous No.211397827
>>211382251
this post is the absolute proof of critically low T levels in zoom zooms
get some fucking medical help you poor fucker
Anonymous No.211398041
>>211397739
The way I see it, Zendaya has a cute face but an okay body; Selma, on the other hand, has an okay face and a hot body. Although I don't think Zendaya would work with a voluptuous body, considering she's also a model
Anonymous No.211398053
>>211381988
>t.
Anonymous No.211398062
>>211381958 (OP)
Why would you even compare Salma to androgynous boygirl Zendaya?
Anonymous No.211398162
>>211382913
Banderas was in good movies. Banderas isn't a homo.
Anonymous No.211398185 >>211398221 >>211415544 >>211417029 >>211420140
>>211397664
Other women with the same, weird face, yet hot career path.
Anonymous No.211398203
>>211394265
Pre boob job YUCK
Anonymous No.211398221
>>211397664
>>211398185
Toni Collette is the only good actress here
Anonymous No.211398225
>>211381988
Spoken like a true virgin.
Anonymous No.211398229 >>211399451
>>211381958 (OP)
Got mogged by a girl from Wales in the 90s.

>Zorro
>The Phantom
Anonymous No.211398245 >>211398262
>>211384644
That's a great ass especially for a 58 year old woman
Anonymous No.211398261 >>211398298
>>211381958 (OP)
Any Latina milf pornstars with her body type?
Anonymous No.211398262
>>211398245
Billionaire husband she better be buying the best of the best shit to stay in good shape
Anonymous No.211398298
>>211398261
Literally almost all Latina milfs in porn have her body type.
Anonymous No.211398348
>>211381988
based anon keeping the femoid self esteem in healthy levels
all the simps in replies need to get into chastity cages and watch how 4/10 fatties think they deserve chads thanks to their behavior
CreepyThinMan No.211398542
>>211381958 (OP)

Social media didn't exist so fat, old, ugly cat ranchers with Daddy issues couldn't ruin civilization!!!FACT!!!
CreepyThinMan No.211398559
>>211381958 (OP)

Dude, just brush your hair, have a shower and you can get a girl like Salma like this guy.....!!!FACT!!!
CreepyThinMan No.211398579
>>211381958 (OP)
CreepyThinMan No.211398596
>>211385615

She used to be hot!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.211398639
>>211383447
I knew most of that but what does lowering the beauty standard really do? In theory shouldn't they raise the beauty standards so their doctor friends make money from plastic surgery and skin care products?
>>211391376
Based leg enjoyer
Anonymous No.211398651
Instead of a Smack Down board there should be a celebrity worship board. Waifufags are a cancer
Anonymous No.211398779
>>211386619
>be super hot famous celebrity
>start visibly aging
>panic
>"hello, is that Dr. Shekelsteinberg? Can you make me look 25 again?"
>*muffled cash register sounds in the background* "Why yes of course, I will stretch your skin and inject chemicals in your face, you will look like a teenager again!"
the scariest part is that they might actually prefer to look like a 40 year or lizard than 50 year old person
Anonymous No.211398893
>>211388488
Yeah that sounds appealing, be queen of this shit smelling third world hellhole instead of 90's peak California
Anonymous No.211399039
>>211381958 (OP)
There was an Italian girl in my class that looked precisely like her in this pic. When I told her that she reminded me of Salma (and showed her Salma in her prime: 1990s/2000s β€” normie pics of her well dressed during red carpet events) this girl yelled at me loudly and ghosted me.

Why?
Anonymous No.211399092
Zendaya has no sex appeal
Anonymous No.211399130
>>211391439
Adria Arjona
Anonymous No.211399451
>>211398229
Catherine needed a makeover, just like most starlets. She didn't just show up perfect.
Anonymous No.211400272 >>211401660
Why won't Hollywood hire more latinas if they're so concerned with diversity?
Anonymous No.211400865
Anonymous No.211401660
>>211400272
because they have ancestry dating back to europe which makes them white technically. Dumb loophole if you ask me but whatever their women are hot
Anonymous No.211401686
>>211381988
How is it even possible to be this gay?
Anonymous No.211402132 >>211404095
>>211382158
What is hispanic? Indigenous before colonization? How they are spaniards?
Anonymous No.211402248 >>211404819
The only scene of ugly betty I've ever seen
Anonymous No.211404095
>>211402132
Depends on the specific country/colony. Puerto rico is a mix of indigenous (taino) and spaniards. Peru is probably the most indigenous of the hispanic countries and still has some areas to this day. Then the dominican republic is indigenous/spaniard but with african ancestry regardless if they want to admit it or not (yes they cope and claim that they don't even with their afro's)
Anonymous No.211404193
I thought she was very cute and fun in Here Comes The Boom starring Kevin James with additional scenes featuring Joe Rogan
Anonymous No.211404819
>>211402248
I watched a lot of that show. Betty was adorable and Hilda was hot.
Anonymous No.211404862
Many years ago I was on a flight to Europe I think and they had this movie that had Salma in it, as the protagonist. Spanish movie. Every person she spoke to made some reference to her tits at some point, and it was this constant thing throughout the movie, like every time she said something, someone else would respond with something like "Yes but at least you have massive tits", it was pretty funny
Anonymous No.211405309
>>211382660
mutts are so used to seeing obese people they call skinny people's body art-like now
Anonymous No.211405311
>>211381958 (OP)
>>211382035
>>211382074
>>211382194
>>211382526
>>211384333
>>211384452
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Anonymous No.211406659
>>211382913
more like the male version of pedro pascal
Anonymous No.211407577
Anonymous No.211409459 >>211419530
Anonymous No.211409643
Anonymous No.211410316
god I wish she was my mom
Anonymous No.211410638 >>211411105 >>211411249
Reminder "Salma Hayek" is a fully Arabic name
Anonymous No.211411105 >>211411146
>>211410638
And no one will remember yours :^)
Anonymous No.211411146
>>211411105
Which of your insecurities triggered this projection?
Anonymous No.211411183
>>211381958 (OP)
Damn, she old.
Anonymous No.211411222 >>211427335
Harvested whore
Anonymous No.211411249
>>211410638
who cares
Anonymous No.211411346
>>211382913
Far better actor, far cooler, better roles
the 90's were absolutely better
Anonymous No.211411998
>>211381958 (OP)
Great asset but her jaw is manly.
Anonymous No.211412058
>>211382251
>lemons on a coconut tree
Aaaaargh I'm gonna COOOOOOMM!!
Anonymous No.211412601
>>211381958 (OP)
big fake tits and ass helps
Anonymous No.211413670
Anonymous No.211414701 >>211414736
>>211381958 (OP)
Uhm...bros. I found some hair...
Anonymous No.211414736
>>211414701
I will eat it
Anonymous No.211415201
>>211382526
She's like 60 years old, this is embarrassing at this point, get dressed grandma
Anonymous No.211415239
>>211382913
Nah. You actually needed charisma to star alongside sly Stallone back in the 90s.
Anonymous No.211415304
>>211386655
Boomers had all the best character actors plus movie stars. Kind of annoying.
Anonymous No.211415377
>>211386619
They start out bogged but no one notices until they hit 30. Sabrina carpenter, Jenna Ortega, are both bogged to shit yet no one will notice until they hit 30.
Anonymous No.211415419
>>211385064
>claims to be black
>Has green eyes
>
Anonymous No.211415544 >>211417977
>>211398185
These people look better in real life though. I never liked Nicole Kidman. But I met her and she looked like a Tolkien angel come to life. Sometimes people just dont photograph well.
Anonymous No.211416357 >>211416460 >>211418371 >>211427093
>>211382107
what if zendaya had tits?
Anonymous No.211416460
>>211416357
>zendaya will look like this after she gets pregnant
Zoomers... kino awaits us...
Anonymous No.211417029
>>211398185
Cuties on the upper left and right. All the other ones were never considered goddesses. They were just in movies.
Anonymous No.211417977 >>211419776
>>211415544
But Kidman was always fairly attractive, so idk why'd you'd mention her as if she compares with the likes of Uma, Toni, Chloe, Reese, Claire, and Juliette. They're all unique-ugly. Nicole cannot be considered unattractive, until she hit her 50s, and even then, it depends on how her face it recovering from her procedures.
Anonymous No.211418371
>>211416357
wtf I love Zendaya now
Anonymous No.211419530
>>211409459
nice
Anonymous No.211419776 >>211419956 >>211420203
>>211417977
Uma Thurman is a 10/10 in real life. You need to actually see these people in real life. Even that manlet Daniel Radcliff is a mogger in person. I've seen him twice in London and every time he was mogging. These people are famous for a reason. They have presence and beauty.
Anonymous No.211419956 >>211420006 >>211420203 >>211420280
>>211419776
It's plastic surgery and doctors. If I get famous and fix my teeth and get a couple of surgeries I would be starring along Brad Pitt in his prime and nobody would think he was better looking than me. There's nothing special about actors.
Anonymous No.211419986
>>211381958 (OP)
selma is black?
Anonymous No.211420006 >>211420173
>>211419956
No one will believe me but Steve Carell is very handsome in person. Like really really handsome. I want to see these doctors.
Anonymous No.211420140 >>211420310
>>211398185
Muriel's Wedding era Toni Collette was beautiful. Fuck all of you.
Anonymous No.211420173 >>211420343
>>211420006
He had a nice hairline? Yeah he got surgery for that, that was him 10 years ago. For sure you can't turn ugly into good looking, but you can turn kinda good into really good. Plus you were starstruck.
Anonymous No.211420203 >>211420625
>>211419776
Uma has a strange aesthetic, I know a woman who has a very similar look, and she's typically the oddest looking person in the room. Uma isn't hideous, but she does have less than perfect features. Wide set eyes, big nose, etc.

>>211419956
Sure buddy.
Anonymous No.211420232
Hoeflation
Anonymous No.211420280
>>211419956
No it’s that they’re attractive. Anyone can get bad angles in a still image. But that doesn’t apply in person. And beyond pure physical looks the physicality of certain people how they carry themselves and stand out affects attraction. Confidence is sexy and all that.
Anonymous No.211420290
>>211381988
Matt, what are you doing here?
Anonymous No.211420310
>>211420140
You must be ugly yourself. That should give you better recognition of poor features, but alas, I guess you're unobservant.
Anonymous No.211420327 >>211421389
>>211397664
>zendaya
>mixed on whether on not they were attractive
that 12 year old looking skank is not hot and never was
Anonymous No.211420343
>>211420173
>starstruck.
I didn't even recognize him until my friend said that was Steve carrel. I'm a huge fan of Chris Rock and I was never "star struck" when I bumped into him at a fair in 2008. Stilled pissed I never asked for a photo. I think he was hiding since no one else noticed him.
Anonymous No.211420625 >>211420901
>>211420203
>Uma isn't hideous, but she does have less than perfect features. Wide set eyes, big nose, etc.
These features are very striking otherworldly in person. It's weird its like the camera distorts them to look a certain way. In person Jessica Chastain is 5'4 petite redhead. You dont realize how small these women are in person. Take the skinniest girl you know they're smaller than that plus beauty. You really can't replicate these people.
Anonymous No.211420648
>>211382107
A pig with makeup on can be pretty.
Anonymous No.211420698
>>211382194
I would worship her if she was a goddess. But she would have to do things. I would not worship without getting my dick sucked here and there eventually.8vdgn
Anonymous No.211420742
>>211382636
Fucking Satan! Go back to Hell!!!
Anonymous No.211420795
>>211384452
Why can't they show their privates? Come on! Just show the good stuff.
Anonymous No.211420901 >>211420966
>>211420625
The camera adds 10 lbs everyone knows that.
Anonymous No.211420966
>>211420901
Damn there must be something very wrong with my mirror then. It looks like I'm 230 pounds
Anonymous No.211421389 >>211422133 >>211422650
>>211420327
zendaya went from being cute to hot tho
Anonymous No.211422133
>>211421389
She looks like an ugly Cambodian
Anonymous No.211422650
>>211421389
She's so hot, I would lick her from head to toe.
Anonymous No.211422784 >>211424362
>>211384564
Absolutely would bury my dick into but she has 100% had work done over the years
Anonymous No.211424362 >>211424826
>>211422784
Irrelevant. She was born beautiful and any work has not noticeably tarnished it. The only problem with plastic surgery is that it can’t change genetics and ugly people with good plastic surgery will sire ugly offspring. That and often the surgery just doesn’t work and makes one hideous.
Anonymous No.211424826 >>211425053
>>211424362
>She was born beautiful
>only reason people know her is cause of her plastic tits and ass
Anonymous No.211425053 >>211425301
>>211424826
Ridiculous. They’ve naturally grown and been documented over her entire life. Claims such as that can be discounted out of hand.
Anonymous No.211425301 >>211425910
>>211425053
>breasts just magically suddenly grow after you turn 30
Yeah ok.
>but she denies it
Yeah just like how famous actors say their hairline grew back cause of rosemary oil. Ridiculous. Everything special about Salma is thanks to a white plastic surgeon.
Anonymous No.211425910 >>211425947 >>211427441
>>211425301
Do they not? Even men get breasts at that age. What do you not get?
Anonymous No.211425947
>>211425910
>they get huge in 1 year
Stop, this is embarrassing. She didn't have 10 kids, only 1.
Anonymous No.211427093
>>211416357
>what if she had a completely different facial structure and body shape
yeah she'd be hot but alas
Anonymous No.211427335
>>211411222
one of Harvey’s angels
Anonymous No.211427441
>>211425910
They can grow especially after pregnancy but that is usually temporary. Salma went from big to milker territory way after she had kids