The charges, officer?

fagging the place up

>>211394856 (OP)
>my insanity gas caused me go... insane?

>>211394898
It also caused him to turn ESL, apparently.

>Oh, but Mr Officer. If you look closer, you'll see the victim chose to crush their head with the death trap they were stuck in. I didn't murder them, they did it to themselves

>>211395070
Is this an admissible argument in a court of law?

>>211394862
The… psych ward?

>>211394856 (OP)
was this a deleted scene?

>>211394856 (OP)
>>211395070
>ITT: Characters who did nothing wrong

>>211394856 (OP)
Imagine having him tied up like that, completely at your mercy

>>211395091
lawyer here: not only is it admissible, it's basically foolproof. lowkey, you pull that out in that courtroom.. shit, they be caught mad lacking. prosecutor stay SHOOK ya feel me?

>>211395318
why would i imagine that anon?

>>211395400
Since when are zoomers lawyers?

>>211395318
Go on…

>>211395439
anon, most zoomers are in their 30s...

>>211394856 (OP)
Scarecrow bussy

>>211394856 (OP)
>Oppenheimer in the High Castle timeline

>>211395587
The oldest zoomers are in their late 20s

Illegal human testing

>sigh
>unzips dick

>>211395884
How does one unzip their dick?

Assault and battery, escape from custody, inciting fear and mayhem, attempted populicide, drug trafficking

>>211396137
>batcucks actually believe this

>>211394856 (OP)
I want to rape Cillian Murphy

>>211395258
>ask suckers if they want to make an investment in some shit they've never heard of
>they agree willingly
>somehow this is a crime and not just S-tier salesmanship

>>211394856 (OP)
Being too snug as a bug in a rug

>>211396341
this