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Anonymous No.211394856 >>211394898 >>211395218 >>211395258 >>211395318 >>211395665 >>211395671 >>211396325 >>211396438
The charges, officer?
Anonymous No.211394862 >>211395146
fagging the place up
Anonymous No.211394898 >>211394931
>>211394856 (OP)
>my insanity gas caused me go... insane?
Anonymous No.211394931
>>211394898
It also caused him to turn ESL, apparently.
Anonymous No.211395070 >>211395091 >>211395258
>Oh, but Mr Officer. If you look closer, you'll see the victim chose to crush their head with the death trap they were stuck in. I didn't murder them, they did it to themselves
Anonymous No.211395091 >>211395400
>>211395070
Is this an admissible argument in a court of law?
Anonymous No.211395146
>>211394862
The… psych ward?
Anonymous No.211395218
>>211394856 (OP)
was this a deleted scene?
Dunkaccino No.211395258 >>211396341
>>211394856 (OP)
>>211395070
>ITT: Characters who did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.211395318 >>211395415 >>211395465
>>211394856 (OP)
Imagine having him tied up like that, completely at your mercy
Anonymous No.211395400 >>211395439
>>211395091
lawyer here: not only is it admissible, it's basically foolproof. lowkey, you pull that out in that courtroom.. shit, they be caught mad lacking. prosecutor stay SHOOK ya feel me?
Anonymous No.211395415
>>211395318
why would i imagine that anon?
Anonymous No.211395439 >>211395587
>>211395400
Since when are zoomers lawyers?
Anonymous No.211395465
>>211395318
Go on…
Anonymous No.211395587 >>211395857
>>211395439
anon, most zoomers are in their 30s...
Anonymous No.211395665
>>211394856 (OP)
Scarecrow bussy
Anonymous No.211395671
>>211394856 (OP)
>Oppenheimer in the High Castle timeline
Dunkaccino No.211395857
>>211395587
The oldest zoomers are in their late 20s
Anonymous No.211395861
Illegal human testing
Anonymous No.211395884 >>211396078
>sigh
>unzips dick
Anonymous No.211396078
>>211395884
How does one unzip their dick?
Anonymous No.211396137 >>211396276
Assault and battery, escape from custody, inciting fear and mayhem, attempted populicide, drug trafficking
Anonymous No.211396276
>>211396137
>batcucks actually believe this
Anonymous No.211396325
>>211394856 (OP)
I want to rape Cillian Murphy
Anonymous No.211396341 >>211396535
>>211395258
>ask suckers if they want to make an investment in some shit they've never heard of
>they agree willingly
>somehow this is a crime and not just S-tier salesmanship
Anonymous No.211396438
>>211394856 (OP)
Being too snug as a bug in a rug
Anonymous No.211396535
>>211396341
this