Now I get to see the shitshow go down a second time ahahahaha

>>211395483 (OP)
Sam was literally born with every possible gift and advantage you could have in life
>has talked about riding mopeds through Rome as a teenager and his parents sending him to film school in Paris
>dad bought him car after car which Sam wrecked and never apologized for treating his cars like disposable toys
>dad sent him to one of the best art schools in the world on a $250,000 trust fund
And still he feels a need to act like some downtrodden self-made guru. Why was all that not fucking enough? He got his TV show, why did he feel the need to ruin it by shoving /pol/'s ideas (not even his own) down people's throats and being a fucking asshole and alienating everyone that made him famous?
Are the sheckels from selling out that sweet to him? Imagine if he was still on good terms with Andrew Ruse. Extreme Peace might not inevitably be watered down trash.

>>211395483 (OP)
>crash and burn
He's going to do that literally one day if he gets at the front wheel of one of his dad's cars again

>>211395483 (OP)
I'm just glad he seems to be a generally unhappy person at this point.

>>211395600
Despite that he seems confident a season 3 will happen. His investors must really be throwing money at him for some reason.

the premiere was good and everyone seemed to enjoy it

>>211395630
The emperor has no clothes dude.

his haters really can't seem to stop thinking about him and making threads about him

>>211395497
>shekels from selling out
>literally lost everything because he went against the grain in comedy
Put your jealousy of his upbringing aside and you may grasp a tenth of the retardation you suffer.

>>211395507
Kek

>>211395886
He lost nothing dude, Charls lost everything, Sam always had his wealthy dad as a fallback and right before Sam would have been motivated to mend their fallout he hit it big with bitcoin.
Either way he became way richer paypig farming and being a sociopathic parasite off of 4chan culture and the manosphere, and that's the reason he's worth more than tim and eric combined.

>>211395507
>he doesnt know
https://youtu.be/iQMaNqKWk9Y?si=JyKBEw5zXujDcSIL

His dad is a millionaire and it just shows rich people have easy lives. He got a job in NYC and complained he had to work with libtards then quit his job and went to live with his mom in her tiny ass apartment. He didnt move in with his dad because he doesnt get along with his step mom. Hes never struggled, not a single day in his life and he lies about that. Same with Nick, they both lie about having to struggle when their parents are millionaires and gave them jobs. In one podcast I swear to god Nick said his dad owned multiple car dealerships. Somehow this little fact is never mentioned again and Nick claims his family is poor. Hes just lying straight out their asses because they know it looks bad if their parents are rich.

>>211395497
>>211395507
is this lore real or a meme

>>211396882
It's real and Sam himself brings it up every now and then in his stuff. Those neck braces Sam used in his early bits weren't just props he bought off ebay. He was a reckless driver in his youth and gave his best friend at the time brain damage in a wreck.
And Sam in his weasily way tried to make good years later to absolve himself of the karmic debt he incurred for that but it didn't work because he was probably never genuine about it.

>>211396958

Sam is such a POS
why do you fags keep giving him money

>>211395828
you are way to invested in a comedian.

>>211396987
hes funny.
who do you think is funny

you wont post examples none of you shills do

Sam Hyde is a legend and an idol

>>211396958
the fact you know about it shows hes actually hurt about it and it boils up this is what we call character development.

you probably live with your mother and got bullied in school.....

>>211397064
Your mom says the funniest shit when I fuck her in the ass

>>211397073
nice cope but Sam has always been a weasel sociopath that thinks like a woman

>>211396973
lmao wtf is this
its just some random schizo post
probably one of you obsessed haters wrote it

>>211397136
Said it before but I would really pay for you and the Cinemassacre Truther dorks to fight to the death. Who is more schizo enough to win?

>>211397143
Sam wrote that and sent it to his brain damaged friend and then he shared it with Channing

>>211397156
>Sam wrote that and sent it to his brain damaged friend and then he shared it with Channing
that is the most fucking retarded thing ive ever read. it makes zero sense as to why anyone would do that.
you have undiagnosed schizophrenia, please get help.

>>211397181
>more cope

>>211397196
tell me what you think I'm coping about.

>>211395483 (OP)
>>211395497
>>211395507
>>211395600
>>211395615
>>211395828
Tel Aviv is not sending its best.

>>211397181
B-But it says message at the top. And it’s in BOLD

>>211396882
>>211396882
He’s jewish

He’s jewin it for his torah

Imagine if Sam hadn't fucked up everything and kept working with Ruse and somehow Resnick got involved and we got truly envelope pushing surrealistic kino
haha

>>211397519
what do you think is funny name a creator that is actually making content today.

>>211397645
Nice sentence, faggot.

>>211397654
Phone posting ain't easy, faggot

>>211397645
The Don't Hug Me team should find another avenue that doesn't cost a billion dollars and months of manpower per minute because they're very talented people.

Any sam hater here post what you think is funny and who we should watch that is just making comedy

the reason you wont is because you will expose yourself who you are or show your own suggestions have dirt on them that will fail your own litmus test you desepratly criticize a literal internet clown sam hyde over not to mention your suggestions will be unfunny as fuck.

watch and post this in every thread.

>>211397678
I’m not a Sam hater. He’s jewish though. Doesn’t change the fact he’s pretty much right about everything.

>>211397715
you jsut posted a bunch of unsubantiated shit in lieu of posting what you think is funny regular humans dont have a issue doing that.

>>211397678
anything by the man who won, Tim Heidecker. I really like On Cinema. you will probably say he's an unfunny cuck, but your daddy sam himself was (probably still is) a fan. hell, his whole shtick on fishtank/sam hyde show/advice streams is what Tim did on The Comedy, a movie Sam is a fan of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5vfOMSA-H8

>>211397753
unsubstantiated*

I miss Chris Morris

>>211397766
yeah he fell off after he became a self proclaimed cuck liberal golem

again he failes all litmus test you have against sam.

>>211397790
I love how this logical thread destroys schizo sam hyde haters.

any other takers

>>211397766
They should really do this shit again buy videogames. That would be based.
>tim being the nongamer normalfaggot
>greg being the oldfag gamer

>>211397816
Sam and MDE are funny and I don't give a shit about his personal life or relationships

>>211395859
It's one guy samefagging all these threads

>>211397907
That would be great, yeah. They're still doing On Cinema though so I dont see them doing it. I think it's a bit of an untapped market, RLM kind of did a similar thing with Nerd Crew but that's about it.

>>211398079
>guy

>>211398259
>>guy

>>211398259
channing is so fucking busted from years of drug abuse that she looks like a man so yeah

>>211395615
>investors

You mean his cringe patrons.

>>211398264
it's not a tranny, it's a biological woman you dingus

>>211395886
He doesn't need money. He does need people kissing his ass telling him he's a genius, and he found it with niche internet communities cause he could never cut it anywhere more mainstream.

>having to pay for ftl this time
lmao dead in the water

Yeah I'm not paying fuck you Jet

>>211398835
Based. Jet trying to force plots all the time in Fishtank made it boring as shit, the funniest shit was organic like Luke in the latest season (and Jet kicked him off because he made kino content that wasn't approved by Jet).

>>211398962
https://youtu.be/QAJfPMoQIVM?t=224

>saar pleae help m-
>NOPE

best part of season 4

It makes me happy that Sam will never grow up and find peace with himself. He should honestly go through the 12 steps. Imagine having beef with your father because as a grown ass man.

He's such a retard desu

I'm so jealous of him. I wish I could found a gang of weird zoomers and zoomerinas who see me as their god and suck my dick daily. I need my Jep Neptune and my zoomerinas.

>>211399017
Funniest thing I've seen is when someone asked Hasan to fight him and he went into some panicked meltdown. Just mention Sam's name is enough to make some people absolute go insane even if they've never met him.

>>211397064
Connor O malley
Nathan Fielder
uhhh your mom

>>211399017
why does he let Jet goon all the mids now
he must really love his make a wish son

>>211399360
>liberal cuck
>jewish liberal cuck
lmao sam is much better and based and funnier and is much stronger. have you seen him? I honestly cant stop looking at his sexy muscles I wish he did stand up shirtless I would be there every night just to laugh with the greatest comedian of all time and the best role model ever

>>211395483 (OP)
>Middle of the night in America
>Anti sam hyde threads start like clockwork
You're indian, aren't you?

>>211399380
>goon all the mids
can someone translate this

>>211399487
If you don't get it, you must be over 25 and that makes me wonder, why are you posting in a sam hyde/stealth fishtank thread?

>>211399487
the simpable mids
they've been GOONED

>>211396799
This and Sam's mother is in real estate.

Watched the first ep, really liked it. Was worth the wait

>>211397136
>Diaper dungeon
Kek. What a fucking schizo. He also can't even start his claim off without saying Sam is banging groupies as if that even makes a difference to the rest of his rambling.

>>211399545
>he
that's his ex gf channing lol

>>211399522
>women really just ask each other about dick size immediately
crazy how the 2 things they care most about (height and dick size) are 2 things men can't change

>>211399560
That's not the things they care most about, that's what Jewish led psyops care most about

nice

>>211397766
That guy is the poster child of laying on laurels.

>>211399617
I agree, but I'd argue Sam does the same thing. They're both happy with their loyal fanbases and they know they be rich just by having a podcast where you give advice to your fans.

I like when Tim Heidecker makes fun of Rogan and the Kill Tony retard
Sam wouldn't dare he still thinks he can get on Joe's podcast someday (lol)

>>211399671
Don't forget the Bill Maher parody. Sad thing is I'm sure Sam could still put out quality parodies like that, the TED talk was in a similar level. I like both Sam and Tim, I don't give a fuck about their politics or their personal lives, they're both funny, but Sam could do more. I hope Extreme Peace is good and I hope he releases a video of his stand up routine, he seems to actually enjoy doing those.

Im surprised at the amount of retards in this thread giving Sam a pass. If Sam was a better person then MDE's current state wouldn't be such trash.

>>211397064
>>211399360
You know who's funny? That guy from LAWHF. He also fell off hard and had to work at like Subway for a few years cause he went into debt. But he's kind of back and he's still pretty funny. Back in 2013 or so, I always had his pranks on my second monitor as I did papers for university.

>>211399943
who?

>>211400060
That guy from LAWHF

>>211399922
well that's the problem most of his new fans are fatherless groypers

>>211400060
Had to look up his name. Andrew Hales. It's actually LAHWF so I fucked that up too. Go look up his old prank stuff, it's silly and still makes me giggle.

>>211400067
Oh right that guy

>>211400083
is he on youtube
post a link dawgy

>>211400116
I mean you could google LAHWF, but here it is.
https://www.youtube.com/@LAHWF
Go back to his oldest content as he just does interviews nowadays.

>>211400203
OK I sub just 4 u

>>211395497
(You)'re just the same autistic loser who made the thread. Nobody looks up to Sam the way you think people do, he's just a silly grifter who occasionally makes funny content

>>211396799
Car dealerships, real estate, they're all nepobabies giving advice on life and business when they lived all their lives with safety nets.

>>211400245
they do I've seen it

>>211400280
Yeah the people that turn a blind idea to the retarded cult MDE has turned into where people worship Sam are almost as stupid as the people in the cult.

>>211395483 (OP)
Wake up Anisa

>Ian Jomha made this thread

I got shilled that one channel that re-uploads his paywalled content and he doesn't know shit about what he's talking about. God help anyone who follows this guy as some sort of self-help redpilled guru

>>211395483 (OP)
I like, I think he's cool and heckin funny

>>211397064
i don't believe in the concept of fun

LEARN
A
SKILL

>>211397678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9XgvkkVmhM
mogs any MDE sketch

>dis nigga sucked dick

He's probably on retroviral drugs on the dl now

>>211395483 (OP)
>psyop post is about advertising him as a "hate watch"
zzzzz

can you guys stop with the fishtank threads though

So what happened to the fishtank general on /tv/? Are the jannies no longer on Sam Hyde's payroll? Season 4 just started.

>>211401671
there's a stealth thread up rn check catalog

>>211401671
Threads aren't allowed yet because it doesn't start for another hour

I'm glad Sam is alive and making content

>>211395983
cry moar troon

>>211399388
"based". haha. you talk like a negro. fuck you.

>>211402772
anyway: the best thing is not even give his crashout some views. give him nothing . hyde = hide. and let filters work outside of catalog.

>>211401663
they should be on the vtuber board

>>211395483 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>211397257
He is not

but you are

>it's the repeats the same phrase over and over again episode
bruh i'm dyin over here

>>211395615
>16 is wrong even though it's completely legal in his state

Is WP season 2 out? I want to watch.

>>211396799
>it's okay when Tim Heidecker puts on cinema behind a paywall

>>211397780
Based. Jam was the best

>>211399015
You lost me at “desu”

>>211399922
it’s not that people “give him a pass” it’s that him and MDE are extremely obscure and nobody knows about Sam’s “bad history” that you can only learn on lolcow threads. He’s not popular enough. Even if he got on Rogan, he’s not marketable to common peoples interests. His fans who know everything about him are usually chronically online aspees.

>>211395483 (OP)
STALE FORCE MEME MANS UNFUNNY TALENTLESS CRAP

>>211408583
What do you find funny? (You won’t answer because you’ll make yourself look retarded)

Why the fuck is he making a TV show in 2025 instead of Youtube sketches? Adult Swim has 20% of the viewership compared to back then. This type of content is dead

>>211408793
NOTHING
>>211408583
>STALE FORCE MEME MANS UNFUNNY TALENTLESS CRAP

>>211408828
Man you’re such a retard. He’s not on Adultswim anymore. I can’t believe people don’t know more about Sam Hyde. It’s been 10

what is it about sam that makes spergs seethe so hard? xDD