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Anonymous No.211396524 >>211396536 >>211396544 >>211396623 >>211396640 >>211396729 >>211396789 >>211396979 >>211397200 >>211397262
He did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.211396536 >>211396616
>>211396524 (OP)
He was ugly and women are able to judge a man’s heart instinctually by looking at his body and face so yeah he was always evil.
anonymous No.211396544 >>211396640
>>211396524 (OP)
No way
Anonymous No.211396616 >>211396625
>>211396536
>Women judging a convict serial killer's heart
Anonymous No.211396623
>>211396524 (OP)
It was Jonah Hill playing himself so he did everything wrong
Anonymous No.211396625
>>211396616
That's literally the movie's core message. She was always right about him (even before he became hot.) It's honestly just cope for simps and women. Eventually they will do a remake where the opposite happens (i.e. Titan cucks Megamind and forces him back into true super villainy)
Anonymous No.211396640
>>211396544
>>211396524 (OP)
Ornella won before it even began
anonymous No.211396697
Halcel's first mistake was being born with that face.

It all went downhill from there
Anonymous No.211396729 >>211396777 >>211396805 >>211396858 >>211396906
>>211396524 (OP)
I would've done what the good hero did if Megamind accidentally turned me into a superhero. The power would give me the means to be left alone.
Anonymous No.211396763
Nah he deserved a worse fate
Anonymous No.211396773
It's hilarious how women feel that ugly men are morally deficient men. In reality Titan would have become a true hero but also fuck much hotter women than his work crush
anonymous No.211396777 >>211396795
>>211396729
You sound like a redditor
Anonymous No.211396789
>>211396524 (OP)
Why do you watch films made for children when you have no children?
Anonymous No.211396795 >>211396805
>>211396777
a redditor would go max moralfag and try to save the world or something
Anonymous No.211396805 >>211396818 >>211396840
>>211396795
>>211396729
I feel like most people would Hancockmaxx and just keep on living life as they saw fit, only intervening when something annoyed them.
Anonymous No.211396818
>>211396805
pretty much
Anonymous No.211396840
>>211396805
>mods and jannies are all doxxed from the hack
brb making some craters
Anonymous No.211396858
>>211396729
that's literally what Metroman did, he was sick of the constant attention and couldn't be himself so he faked his death
Anonymous No.211396906 >>211396922
>>211396729
I would unironically fly straight to Israel and show them a real Samson option.
Anonymous No.211396922 >>211396956
>>211396906
I'm too scared of glowie supes existing
Anonymous No.211396956 >>211396988
>>211396922
>They send in a super glownigger for me to test my strength on
Zoom Zoom No.211396979
>>211396524 (OP)
He's Jewish
Anonymous No.211396988 >>211397074
>>211396956
I wish I shared your ambition
anonymous No.211397003 >>211397013
Yall acting like jonah hill irl is like that
Anonymous No.211397013
>>211397003
you are like that, jonah
Anonymous No.211397074
>>211396988
The truth is that my ambition comes from wanting to be left alone, too. I'd just willing to go through with what needs to be done to ensure I get that.
And not just for me, but everyone else that just wanted to be left alone, too.
Anonymous No.211397200
>>211396524 (OP)
>t. incel weirdo self inserter
Anonymous No.211397208 >>211397241 >>211397266
This always annoyed me. It made incels out to be inherently evil. Why are we so oppressed and hated when we literally do fucking nothing?
Zoom Zoom No.211397241
>>211397208
It's not that he's an incel, it's more that he's a fat lazy retard with no sense of ambition
Anonymous No.211397242
>ywn fly out to the UK at mach 8 and make the Warwick Davis copypastas real
Anonymous No.211397262
>>211396524 (OP)
just look at him
Anonymous No.211397266 >>211397280 >>211397308
>>211397208
>It made incels out to be inherently evil.
incels are not evil bu they're dysgenics and not suited for regular life. it's just natural selection desu
Anonymous No.211397280 >>211397307 >>211397403
>>211397266
If you gave an incel superpowers they wouldn't become evil though. That's the issue. Women like to believe that they can judge a man's moral character by looks alone (mostly because it makes them feel less slutty) but in reality they are clueless.
Anonymous No.211397307
>>211397280
>>If you gave an incel superpowers they wouldn't become evil though
that's just a hypothetical that nobody can confirm. if you feel so victimized you can make your own movie i guess
Anonymous No.211397308
>>211397266
being discordant is considered evil in most ethic systems.
share too many traits with actual evil people, people will assume you are evil also.

Same way they used the term confirmed bachelor to refer to gay men.
Anonymous No.211397403
>>211397280
for me it would be partially "flying" in my car for better gas mileage and other conveniences without attracting attention