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Anonymous No.211396652 >>211396666 >>211396683 >>211396684 >>211396705 >>211396712 >>211396741 >>211396784 >>211396831 >>211397357 >>211399368 >>211399928 >>211399952 >>211400069 >>211400621 >>211400700 >>211400812 >>211401066 >>211405916 >>211408104 >>211408169 >>211410322 >>211410458 >>211411073 >>211411548 >>211412195 >>211412714
What was his best era?
>New Yorker (coke thin era)
>book famous (chief custume era)
>tv famous (scarf era)
>bitter he didn’t get laid more when he was young (shirtless era)
Anonymous No.211396666
>>211396652 (OP)
>inb4 -Ack era joke
Anonymous No.211396676 >>211400190 >>211405590
quit busting my balls
Anonymous No.211396683 >>211396741 >>211397548 >>211397852 >>211401735 >>211403318
>>211396652 (OP)
>be male
>date younger women your whole life
>hit the wall
>have to agree to "open relationships" with younger women in order to sleep with them
>get cucked
>realize you hate getting cucked
>kill yourself when your ""partner"' doesn't give a shit that you dropped 6 figures to shut their underage lover up
Dude was delusional. He should have settled down with a nice woman decades prior to that.
Anonymous No.211396684 >>211396712 >>211400718 >>211400737 >>211403318 >>211405916
>>211396652 (OP)
Scarf era was diffidently when he started hating himself.
Anonymous No.211396705
>>211396652 (OP)
>kill a White person
>kill two
Anonymous No.211396709
this guy is pretentious about being unpretentious
Anonymous No.211396712 >>211400737
>>211396684
Broken eyes. It’s in every photo when you start looking for it. You can tell his sexual preformence had dipped and wasn’t coping well, this was the reaction.>>211396652 (OP)
Anonymous No.211396741 >>211396761 >>211397548 >>211400929
>>211396683
>settle with a women.
She divorces him and takes half his tv money and them some extra for the kids for the next 10 years..
Only winning move is not to play.
>>211396652 (OP)
Strong sexipest vibes during coke thin era
Anonymous No.211396761 >>211396835 >>211397548 >>211400161 >>211405461
>>211396741
Or maybe he could have a real relationship that doesn't end in divorce? There is someone for everyone, especially millionaire chefs/writers
Anonymous No.211396784 >>211396857
>>211396652 (OP)
The BIC era
Anonymous No.211396831
>>211396652 (OP)
''No Reservations'' era
so after ''Cook's Tour'' and before his CNN shit-tier content and Asia Argento
Anonymous No.211396835 >>211397371
>>211396761
>future divorcee spotted.
Anonymous No.211396851
I see Jeffrey Epstein every time I see this guy's face
Anonymous No.211396857
>>211396784
> He said he was tired of 'getting ripped off, running from the cops' and quit cold turkey but spent several more years addicted to cocaine, he told the New Yorker,' adding that he 'bottomed out on crack.'
>’Occasionally, between fixes, he would find himself digging paint chips out of the carpet in his apartment and smoking them, on the off chance that they were pebbles of crack,'
>the New Yorker piece explained. 'Things grew so bad that Bourdain recalls once sitting on a blanket on Broadway at Christmastime, with his beloved record collection laid out for sale.'
Pathetic
Anonymous No.211396916 >>211397435
google your ex-wife. google her 300 times. hang yourself. settle in, fit in, drip in, and win.
Anonymous No.211396917
Jaimie > Bourdain

don't @ me
Anonymous No.211396930 >>211396955
Seriously though why was he 60 years old and still single?
Anonymous No.211396955 >>211401761 >>211401852
>>211396930
He became successful too late in life.
Anonymous No.211397357
>>211396652 (OP)
Book famous probably. Before he was on top of everything. I was a fan, bought the Kitchen Confidential hardcover like the young chef geek I was, but I think he ended up with a bit more fame than necessary.
It was weird when his influence was getting into Treme.
Anonymous No.211397371
>>211396835
Kill yourself, pedo weeb incel faggot.
Anonymous No.211397423
The book was a nice enjoyable read. There's nothing glamorous or rock n roll about working in a kitchen though. Heavy drinking and drug use doesnt make you rock n roll. It just means you like getting fucked up at work.
Anonymous No.211397433
I think it's funny that his downfall was his lack of commitment to a woman. If he had just opened up and let someone in he would still be alive probably.
Anonymous No.211397435 >>211397609
>>211396916
Does your internet search history become public record after you die?
Anonymous No.211397548 >>211397581 >>211403318 >>211405916
>>211396683
>>211396741
>>211396761
He should've just fucked a bunch cheap 18yo escorts from South America.
Who the fuck wants an annoying, nagging bitch when you're in your 60s?
Anonymous No.211397581
>>211397548
How old are you retard
Anonymous No.211397609 >>211397639
>>211397435
Read "Down and Out in Paradise: The Life of Anthony Bourdain" by Charles Leershen. Bourdain's last ex-wife gave him his computer/phone etc. The book doesn't focus on this too much but it's in there.
Anonymous No.211397627 >>211400207
Anonymous No.211397639
>>211397609
Nah
Anonymous No.211397852 >>211400070
>>211396683
>Dude was delusional
gee really. how do you guys be adults and still not recognize the lowtax type until their whole sequence has completed?
Anonymous No.211399285
Jamie’s Heisenburger Surprise

Now listen, Walter White – that bloke’s a science teacher turned meth chef, but low-key he makes this banging chili that’s so spicy it’ll give your tongue a criminal record. So we’re gonna riff on that.

Get your lean beef, yeah? Organic if you’re feelin' posh – not from some dodgy meat plant behind Los Pollos Hermanos."

Couple o' jalapeños, some smoked paprika, and a sneaky bit of espresso – not meth, obviously, but it will keep you up all night if you overdo it.

Splash of lager – not for the kids – and simmer it down like you’re in an Albuquerque RV with the DEA outside. Proper suspense in every bite.

Right, this chili’s got depth, yeah? Like Walter’s descent into moral oblivion. Serve it with rice, or just eat it with a fiver’s worth of blue rock candy on the side – for the aesthetic.
Anonymous No.211399368
>>211396652 (OP)
the KWAB era
Anonymous No.211399892 >>211400069
Anthony Bourdain and Idubbz are the same guy
Anonymous No.211399928 >>211400006
>>211396652 (OP)
He was always pathetic. Don't get when Gen X and Millennials had such a boner for this faggot.
Anonymous No.211399952
>>211396652 (OP)
>What was his best era?
Dead
Anonymous No.211400006
>>211399928
I am a millennial and i've never heard about this guy outside this site.
Anonymous No.211400069
>>211396652 (OP)
I dont know how to describe him, but Anthony represents a certain sinister and bitter dickhead who is able to craft some sort of normie friendly veneer
>>211399892
this is tapping into the same thing.
Anonymous No.211400070 >>211400172 >>211401119
>>211397852
lowtax?
Anonymous No.211400082
I love that he got tattoos when he was in his 50’s.
Anonymous No.211400161 >>211400206
>>211396761
What century do you live in? Marriage isn't sunshine and rainbows. People grow apart. It happens.
Anonymous No.211400172 >>211400673 >>211401119
>>211400070
Wow. Newfag much?
He's the guy who founded somethingawful. That's where mootykins got banned from before he started 4chan.
Lowtax ruined his life by squandering the site's early success, beating multiple wives, ruining his health with drugs and alcohol, and finally killed himself in like 2021.

Just like Bourdain, he had all the promise and potential in the world and blew it with insane decisions.
Anonymous No.211400190
>>211396676
She was cute pre-tattoos.
Anonymous No.211400206 >>211401394
>>211400161
Marriage has always been about convenience. Only that back then people refrained fro divorcing because of religious beliefs and social stigma. Now everyone seems eager to lose boatloads of money on marital litigations, while ruining their families in the process, cause you know, its trendy.
Anonymous No.211400207
>>211397627
this image sums up the majority of the threads made by schizos that are posted here every day
Anonymous No.211400284 >>211400651
Reminder that Bourdain had a perfectly loyal wife who had a daughter with, but who he left because he wanted to be a degen
Anonymous No.211400341
i don't know what dario did to his daughter, but she's always been stuck in her teenage rebel years even if she's at the onset of her 50s. her most notable role was that of a girl who kisses passionately a rottweiler in the mouth, slathering herself with saliva. how can you as a father be proud of this?
Anonymous No.211400621 >>211400674 >>211413100
>>211396652 (OP)
>What was his best era?
The negroni era, especially part 2. It's too bad we'll never see the conclusion, "have three". Would have been something.
Anonymous No.211400651
>>211400284
based, lived his best life
Anonymous No.211400673 >>211401043 >>211410831
>>211400172
Not Italian, but you have to understand their mentality. They’re very jealous and bitter people. Their country suffered major setbacks after getting their asses handed to them in WW2, their nation was in ruins after this and they were extremely poor and poverty fuelled, and so since then they’ve always been in the shadow of the other bigger and more influential western nations, like France, the UK and even their former allies the Germans. Not to mention the increasing influence of America and other nations of the world. Italy just became irrelevant. Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty.

So after this, all they had left of influence was their food. It was the only thing they had left to be prideful of and so they can’t stand to see other nations take what they see as theirs and change it or make it better. They’re hanging into their last shred of dignity and relevance by playing ignorant, shouting and screaming if someone dares to cook “their” food. Of course the reality being it isn’t their food anymore and that Italian food in Italy has gone backwards, suffering from their years of poverty and that the evolution of their food has continued in much richer nations, America for instance has way better Italian food nowadays than Italy. You can also find better Italian food in France, which is the thing they hate the most. The fact that French food became the dominant force in gastronomy really gets to them. It’s sad, but that’s how it is.
Anonymous No.211400674 >>211400685 >>211400796 >>211400799 >>211405476
>>211400621
negronis are horrible
Anonymous No.211400685
>>211400674
Have one. Have two.
Anonymous No.211400700
>>211396652 (OP)
Suck the cream sauce right out of a negroni. Suck it twice.
Anonymous No.211400718
>>211396684
I hadn't seen much footage of him in old age until I watched the documentary and it was sad. His whole schtick is embarrassing past 45, he was supposed to transition into the softer wiser old man but he didn't have the ability to because he was an addict and needed something to keep his mind distracted like jew jitsu or getting cucked by a bpd Italian whore
Anonymous No.211400737
>>211396684
>>211396712
>Ayyyy check out my fashion accessory scarf
This is literal faggotry.
Anonymous No.211400796
>>211400674
Bourdain never liked negronis. He just wanted an excuse to say negro on television
Anonymous No.211400799 >>211400894 >>211405087 >>211410878 >>211413159
>>211400674
I’ve started drinking them as an “aperitif” because of this meme. I usually get shitfaced at the bar and start shouting /tv/ jokes to myself and laughing uncontrollably until I’m asked to leave. Then I have 2
Anonymous No.211400812 >>211400929
>>211396652 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQv-19e0zQ

Anthony Bourdain was an anti white Jewish supremacist. Also known as a Loxist.
Anonymous No.211400894
>>211400799
Please be fake.
Anonymous No.211400929
>>211400812
Well look at him.
>>211396741
Anonymous No.211400985 >>211401016
he was a kike

but still, he was /our/ guy
Anonymous No.211401016 >>211401411
>>211400985
/tv/ is a flavortown board
Anonymous No.211401043
>>211400673
>Italy is just food
Are you retarded?
>but muh France food is the best
yeah after all France is always rated on top... oh wait, it's Italian food the one on top, followed by Greek food and either Japanese or Spanish
>le economy
After ww2 we got an economic boom that lasted almost 20 years. We are in the G7 (formerly G8) even with the bottom half of our country being dead weight. Don't talk about things you know nothing about.
Anonymous No.211401066 >>211402215 >>211405310 >>211410663
>>211396652 (OP)
>I'm going to kill myself
>sure, see ya
Why was she so heartless?
Anonymous No.211401119
>>211400070
>>211400172
>lowtax
Kek, I didn't know he killed himself. I remember when Uwe Boll beat the shit out of him.
Anonymous No.211401394
>>211400206
>Now everyone seems eager to lose boatloads of money on marital litigations
By everyone you really mean just men, and by eager you mean naively assuming their wife shares the idea that marriage is for life.
The religious beliefs and social stigma you talk of were the foundation of the institution of marriage. Without them it's just hot air, and as we can see today, a goldmine for women thanks to divorce legislation that only served a just purpose for a society that hasn't existed for nearly 100 years
Anonymous No.211401411
>>211401016
Negroni Chads are taking over
Anonymous No.211401735
>>211396683
t. seething walled landwhale
Anonymous No.211401761
>>211396955
and? You can still insta-marry a SEA monkey and have 3 kids in the span of 5 years
Anonymous No.211401776 >>211401800
he was such a pretender. i bet he expected that suicide would make him look like a troubled rock star, the same way he picked up heroin, but it just gets him mocked because it was over a slut lol
Anonymous No.211401800
>>211401776
should have written an insane manifesto how he's doing it for the love of food and humanity or something

women don't care AT ALL when you kys for them
Anonymous No.211401852
>>211396955
Nah, he just refused to settle down with a half decent woman, which he could have done easily. Instead he fixated on some random slag and necked himself. Fucking dumbass, but not altogether unexpected given the sort of pretentious ass he was. No way he'd ever just marry Jenny from accounting and have a few kids
Anonymous No.211402215 >>211403318 >>211410663
>>211401066
lol is this accurate?
Anonymous No.211403318 >>211410663
>>211397548
>He should've just fucked a bunch cheap 18yo escorts from South America.
>implying he didn't
You think he went to all those remote third world places, ate fermented shark and bull testicles but didn't sample the local pussy? It's probably why his wife divorced him. That and being away most of the time.

>>211396683
>>hit the wall
He looks great in the op pic.
>>kill yourself when your ""partner"' doesn't give a shit that you dropped 6 figures to shut their underage lover up
That's pretty much it. He also fervently supported her metoo stuff. It's the classic "No Strings Attached" rom-com arc.
>try for freedom
>catch feelings
>hope it turns into love
>realize it might not
>suffer quietly - and then ACK on location

>>211396684
He's hated himself his entire life, that was just the tipping point.
>>211402215
No, but that's an extremely normie reaction. Someone made an edit of times he "joked" about suicide and it was such red flags. But nobody picked up on it or gave a shit at the time.
Anonymous No.211403634 >>211403807 >>211407724
Current (rotting in hell) era is best.
He should have murder-suicided his whore before he went though
Anonymous No.211403807 >>211405492
>>211403634
Ironic talking about souls from a Flavorfag. NegroniBros Never Die
Anonymous No.211405087
>>211400799
Based.
Anonymous No.211405164
'2018 - Present Day' is his best era.
Anonymous No.211405273
I liked his Suicidal Cuckold era
Anonymous No.211405310
>>211401066
She was based and did the world a favor
Anonymous No.211405332 >>211407312
>imagine kys over this
Anonymous No.211405461
>>211396761
>Or maybe he could have a real relationship that doesn't end in divorce?
He was a jew.... nothing about jews are "real"
Anonymous No.211405476
>>211400674
They're not for everyone but I love them.
It's also bizarre how few bartenders know how to make one, considering it's supposed to be a classic cocktail
Anonymous No.211405492 >>211405547
>>211403807
more like FAGONI BROS
Anonymous No.211405547
>>211405492
TAKE IT BACK
Anonymous No.211405590
>>211396676
Okay.
Anonymous No.211405916
>>211397548
>>211396652 (OP)
>>211396684
>I'm not sure if you people knew but he was close with Epstein and his number was in the black book. I would deff put money on it that there are tapes of him fucking children in the presence of Epstein. Epstein and this guy are both part of the same ultra right orthodox israeli jewish cult

Btw he did not kill himself out of depression or pitty. This phedophile motherfucker was deep in satanic cults same as his wife and the people they hang around with

They were doing blood sacrifices and contacting demons with satanic rituals and old scriptures mixed with black magic and voodoo

>At the time of his death he had for some time contact with a demon the demon convinced him to sacrifice himself to get some kind of reward. So he did sacrifice himself
Anonymous No.211407312
>>211405332
Anonymous No.211407724
>>211403634
guy is unfathomably based lol
Anonymous No.211408104
>>211396652 (OP)
It's so weird seeing this board both simultaneously love and hate someone so much.
Anonymous No.211408169
>>211396652 (OP)
Seems like a pretentious faggot. I hope Fieri has taken the time to make a trip to dab on this queer’s grave
Anonymous No.211409935
The episode where he visits Arcachon with his brother is kino
Anonymous No.211410322
>>211396652 (OP)
Damn, Anthony looked like THAT?!
Anonymous No.211410411 >>211410475
clarkson put his quote on his new bar wall
Anonymous No.211410458 >>211410557
>>211396652 (OP)
This was his best era.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQv-19e0zQ
Anonymous No.211410475 >>211410711
>>211410411
lmfao please be real
Anonymous No.211410557 >>211411442
>>211410458
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Anonymous No.211410663
>>211401066
>>211402215
>>211403318
From what I've read she wasn't too cut up about it after the event. A thoroughly unfeeling woman.
Anonymous No.211410711 >>211410801
>>211410475
it's from clarkson's farm season 4 episode 8, 3 minutes in
Anonymous No.211410801 >>211410918
>>211410711
But the quote itself was never spoken like this by Bourdain lol.
Anonymous No.211410831
>>211400673
>Not Italian, but you have to understand their mentality
"Let me tell you about people i neither know nor understand"
Anonymous No.211410878
>>211400799
KEK
Anonymous No.211410918
>>211410801
he used his brain voice
Anonymous No.211411073
>>211396652 (OP)
>What was his best era?
No Reservations era.
Anonymous No.211411442
>>211410557
How is it bait?
Anonymous No.211411548
>>211396652 (OP)
I'm legit glad he's dead
Anonymous No.211412195
>>211396652 (OP)
Can I get this physique by drinking two negronis, a cold pint at 4pm and having the cream sauce?
Anonymous No.211412431
>Bordain was buddy buddy with Epstein and they were part of the same jewish cult and they were also part in the pedophilia spy op
>Bordain has child blood on his hands

Bodain was heavely involved in satanic rituals and blood sacrifices
Bordain also wrote books and often elluded to these satanic rituals in his books (Hungry Ghosts)
Bordain believed that he had succeeded and established contact with a demon for several years
Bordain did what this demon asked from him to the letter
Bordain believed that the demon wanted him to sacrifice himself for this demon and that he would get some kind of reward for it

Some say when you look close to the dead body of Epstein specialy the ear of the corps that Epsteins body had been switched with Bordains body and that Epstein is still alive living in a secure location in Israel
But I don't know if that is true. I have not seen any evidence of this claim but the fysical resemblems are there
Anonymous No.211412714
>>211396652 (OP)
Should've stayed with Nancy
Anonymous No.211413100
>>211400621
Based advice from an addict
Anonymous No.211413159
>>211400799
Michael?