Thread 211398762

Fishtank season 4 starting in 4 hours are we watching?

No

Yes

Maybe

If it's free, yes

Potentially

>>211398762 (OP)
Any QTs on the new fishtank?

>>211398762 (OP)
No because I auditioned and they didn't cast me.
I'm never watching fishtank again.

Season 1 was the best

maybe..

https://ppvs.su/ft

>>211398895
are you one of the people that wasted time meeting them in NYC?

>>211398762 (OP)
What happened to the thread I got banned for 3 days?

>>211398762 (OP)
No

>>211398895
yo got PRANKED

>>211398895
Good. Nobody want some fucking faggot spouting their cringe 4chan memes on the show like Jimmy in season 2.

yeah

Are we not having generals anymore wtf???

>>211399046
Not yet

>>211399050
We're literally the only ones that come to this board.

If I go on Fishtank
>i go on the internet show as a contestant on fish tank the show
>I walk in the fish tank house
>Hi
>female contestants cream themselves immediately “he is extremely handsome”
>audience goes bonkers over me “very profoundly effected by his presence I now want to be a cool fella like him”
>Sam Hyde cowers in fear of the aura of my radiant soul “AGHHH I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE FLAMES OF HELL BURNING ME I REPENT. WHERE IS THE NEAREST CHURCH I NEED A PREIST HELLLLPPPP AHH AHHH AHH AGH AHHH IM BURNING IT HURTS AHH”
>I say “God is real” then I 360 and go
>israel is dismantled
>New tech elite destroyed Peter Theil is imprisoned his clones blown up
>Old money elite ravaged by Hades Dog
>Trump and world leaders are in Awe of me
>The Evil is in fear
>Middle east peace
>World peace is made world wide internationally all over the globe
>Float to heaven
> GOD: “here have 100 angels you earned them”
> I fuck 100 sexy angels with very large breasts
>im the coolest guy

>>211399072
/tv/ really slowed down since 2023

>>211399021
They only have people who know the show this time

>>211399073
yo that's fax

>>211399072
You pollute it for its normal posters actually.

>>211399088
That's what they say but it could all be a trick just like the spaceship theme. And the trailer was so low effort I don't believe that shit either.

>>211399103
fishtank killed /tv/ (rip)

>>211399103
Our threads always shoot to the top and stay there all season. What a board. The posters should be happy more faggots are here to maybe see their slop.

Yes and we can finally go back to doing generals.

just the first couple weeks before Sam gets bored

you dont understand, a child actor lust thread was moved off for this thread, is it worth it?

buy an ad

>>211399126
Because it’s full of tourists and bots to keep it bumped.

>>211399223
Nah those get deleted now unless mods are asleep

>>211399110
everything Sam and Jet do is low effort
isn't that a funny bit?

>>211398895
I auditioned too, I said my faves were Luke and TJ and I was told "that's different". Kinda glad I didn't get casted, I drunkenly told my dad about the show and he told me it was the most retarded thing he's ever heard of

>>211399377
your dad sounds pretty based

>>211399315
Jew Neptune's campaign of subversion will not stop until MDE is 100% zionist in nature.

>>211399377
>>211399377
>dad, its this show where they humiliate you and make you act out gay stuff while the audience dox's you and insults you. You would probably get prank calls from trolls that dox me. If i was female all the producers would try to give me drugs and fuck me. Its a great show

>>211399073
>hates "old money elites"
>thinks "middle east peace" is a good thing
caca color skin o algo

>>211399425
just like real tv

>>211398762 (OP)
SHAN'T

>>211399263
As opposed to the resident capeshit shills? /tv/ is fucking trash and has been for like 8-10 years. Why do you even care about a single general on it now? Go cry about superman or star wars

>>211399425
>haha isn't this trailer funny?
>wait what do you mean one of our contestants dropped out at the last minute?

>>211399452
Gotta wonder why you take it so personally and get so defensive

>>211399452
yea we get it you hate our board and only want to use it to shill

do /tv/ fatties think shitting on fishtank is going to piss people in /FTL/ off? the fun is shitting on it.

>>211399463
>doxxing
>xx

>>211399073
Was this supposed to be funny?

>>211399480
it's more fun to shit on jet and sam

Bumping for Fat Neptroon

>>211399502
i agree

>>211398762 (OP)
maybe

>>211399452
>Why do you even care about a single general on it now?
I don’t care about a single general because most /tv/ posters have it filtered, it’s when you guys leak out of your containment thread and make multiple threads.

>>211398762 (OP)
No because I'm not a woman nor a tranny

Someone bake for real it’s basically air time now

>>211399479
>our board
Ive been here longer than you, faggot.

>>211399599
I was browsing 4chan in 2002, retard nigger

>>211399599
Doubt it
Been here since 08

>>211399571
Okay yeah, anyone spreading this cancer out of the general is a bad egg and sucks but i highly doubt coming here to protest is going to stop them; but do what you gotta do i guess.

>>211399599
The guy you're replying to is old as shit.

can you seriously not watch any of the cameras past 10pm?

I'm gonna be on season 4. Anything funny I should do?

>>211399684
write KAW on a white board or piece of paper and show it to one of the cameras

>>211399684
Shoutout Cleej

Will this season be any longer or the usual 42 days ?

>>211398762 (OP)
I always watch the premiers at least. For 2 of the seasons, I went on vacation in the middle of them, but I watched S2 all the way through. The most amusing part is whenever Goran fails, of course.

Did they ever say how much revenue season 3 made?

>>211399103
filter the threads if they bother you

>>211398762 (OP)
KIKES
JEWS
FUCK YOU JET

>>211399753
2 weeks then straight into bloodgames2
They're trying to avoid callers

>>211398762 (OP)
More importantly, any third party sites up yet? If not, Director Cam BETTER be free, active, and usable this time. I'll pay the $10 if it is.

aight bye guys, hope you'll enjoy it or something

>>211399798
https://ppvs.su/ft
this might work

>>211399684
ask everyone what their favorite planet is

The post season 3 was more hyped than this. What the actual fuck

The lack of hype is advantageous rn

>>211399832
jannies have been aggressively deleting every thread for the past week because their The View thread got knocked off or whatever

>>211399818
Ah same site, should have checked first. I'll be tight lipped about it so it isn't taken down for a while like last time.
>>211399832
Goran dropping the ball on advertising, as per usual. I'm sure he'll have an excuse like, "we were working so hard on the season that we couldn't do ads." But he'll show up with no less than 2 NEW balenciaga clown shoes this season, mark my words.

>>211399832
i thought they were completely burnt out during S3, so I genuinely don't understand why there's S4 in the first place

>>211399832
there's zero draw to this season. it's literally a step backwards

So how long until they get bored or run out of ideas for the spaceship theme and everyone is just kinda sitting around bored.

>>211399872
day two or three max

>>211399864
if you keep subscribing and watching they’ll keep pumping out slop into the trough little piggy

>>211399791
2 week season? Really? That's not long enough

My expectations are really low so there is a change I will enjoy the first 2-3 weeks before it goes to shit

>>211399897
There's absolutely nothing worth subscribing to or watching though
eight twitter autists are going to spend two months sitting in a house WOW

>>211399832
0 hype because they've acknowledged that the fish this time are aware of what fishtank is. Everyone therefore expects this to be S2 tier, which as you may remember were some of the most blackpilled, low energy /ftl/ threads, since most of the season consisted of "production told me to make content"
>You now remember that night when the wiggers told everyone to go to bed and then hung out in the bar partying
That's what I'm expecting from this season. We'll find out later.

nigga heil nina

>>211399872
Is there a spaceship theme? From the trailer it just looks like season 1

>>211399872
This is the main fear. Seeing the execution of the "prison" really gives me a lot of doubt that Goran can do interesting things here. However, in S3, I talked about how, ACTUALLY, normies are really great for FT. You throw in normies, Sam and Ben do characters like in S3, and then there is the big reveal. Each season having a different theme. This concept really has legs. It also puts a big fucking mirror in front of normies and reveals that they're all actually freaks and morons.

>>211399872
15 seconds

>>211399961
Yeah I preferred people not knowing. And also, Sam said he wanted to avoid that sort of dark energy of S2 again. So I'm pretty surprised they went this route.

What if like
Instead of Balenciagas and Galaxy Gas
Sam and Jet put their money into actual challenges and activities
like a real game show
That would be cool I think

Off sesaon /ftl/ are genuinely some of the lowest quality threads I've ever seen, while on-season /ftl/ threads are great
Looking forward to the on-season posters drowning out the obsessive waifuposters and season two fans

>>211400012
This was fucked up

this is going to be awful, like worse than ADL

S4 is the perfect opportunity for them to do Finance Flat
>season is business themed (Stox plays into this perfectly)
>they're looking for the most "business minded" individual
>jet is a billionaires wigger son who is looking for someone to run the company he's going to inherit
>sam and ben are business guru professional entrepreneurs who will give the fish challenges to prove their business prowess
>after the first two weeks it's revealed the show is live, and that the viewers are "investors", and hold HR positions in major companies and are looking for the contestants with the most potential
>production and TTS talk in meaningless business jargon non-stop
>challenges are incredibly vague, badly explained through business jargon
>"for this challenge, be sure you deploy granular, scalable acquisition strategies, leveraging both inbound and outbound tactics while incorporating cross-platform metrics to curate a sustainable growth matrix"
>the fish are a mix of business graduates/students, desperate hustlers, corporate psychopaths, and get-rich-quick crackheads, with the occasional autist, artist guy, or normie sprinkled in

>>211400002
>wiggers
>working

>>211400008
>Looking forward to the on-season posters drowning out the obsessive waifuposters and season two fans

>>211400021
I'm honestly getting that vibe... which is not good

>>211399977
sam doesn't like normies because they're not as easy to control as retards that are already fans of the show.

>>211400021
That’s not possible lil bro

Are (You) ready to experience the Fishtank /ftl/ Experience?

>>211400022
your gay

The most fattest and autistic fanbase ever

Imagine still thinking that s4 isn’t a bait and switch
I can’t wait for the seethe later

>>211400071
It simply makes for a better show. S2 was so painful, as literally none of the fans can make a move unless expressly told.

>>211400113
What would the switch be exactly?

>>211400125
Blood Games

>>211400119
>production told me
FUCK I am not looking forward to this in S4

this season has to go well for them. this would be the third season in a row where everything goes wrong

>>211400113
Their epic plot twists never work out just keep it simple for once

>>211400125
Bg2. From what we’ve seen the s3 house is the same, whereas we’ve seen plenty of them outside making the bg2 set. Plus Xavier/ sodamaam being heavily involved

>>211400154
At this point everything going wrong is a part of the experience

>>211400141
Since they are aware of the memes, they won't say the same phrase, but I bet you a new meme will spawn from their inability to act for themselves. There is too much pressure on them to appear "cool" to the fellow fans. Ehhh, just really unsure. I'll still watch this shit though.

This IRL/BB thing has gotten a little too stale, they need to come up with something new

Final predictions about the cast?

Based Israel turn on CNN

how long until one of the contestants gets exposed for some weird sexual deviancy this time? im guessing week 1 day 3

>>211400221
We don't care

>>211400224
All of Sam's wiggers are going to get drafted

So far has anyone from fishtank become successful outside of this show

>>211400241
>we

them being tryhard faggots might not be as bad because they're at least upfront about it this time

>>211400256
burt's made like 6k but he was already rich

>>211400256
taylor is probably the most successful shes makes gambling instagram content

>>211400256
Luke is hosting Sam's show if you consider that success

>>211400086
This looks like an analysis made by AB except its actually true

>>211400256
No, but they've got 30 year old fats orbiting them and making penis edits with their instagram photos.

>>211400256
Taylor and Letty are doing well
Binx and Mizzy have their paypigs and stream now

My favorite contestant is cow 3

>>211400258
Yeah

>>211400273
The best thing a contestant on fishtank can do is distance themselves from the show because it's dead weight once it's over

>>211400260
It's going to be fucking aids.

>>211400273
Tj fumbled hard
Taylo>:) Won

>>211400256
Looking back, I'm glad they didn't pick me for Season 3
Probably would have ruined me as I like to keep a low profile
Still sort of pissed they called me ON CHRISTMAS EVE when I was at a family function and I had to explain to everyone why I was hyperventilating over a phone call
Extremely embarrassing moment

>>211400335
*season 2
not 3 whoops

taylor is a disgusting toilet casino whore who can't even gold dig right

>>211400335
whyd you even sign up if you want to keep a low profile? didnt you see the s1 contestants get doxxed?

>>211400022
>production and TTS talk in meaningless business jargon non-stop
I like this idea and they should be doing it anyway even without the theme

>>211400256
>>211400305
if anything it's career-ending once people see you on it

>>211400366
Nah

>>211400368
I thought I'd audition for shits and giggles, never expected a call back
But once I did, I was gonna go for it because fuck it
Then they just didn't go with me in the end, which bummed me out for a while but now I realize it was for the best

>>211399872
They kill enthusiasm for their show by not caring.

Anyone got a restream link?

we need to be casting tiny latinas

>>211400435
https://ppvs.su/ft

>>211398762 (OP)
Oh boy, I can't wait for Jet "Goran" Neptroon to ruin another season.
>Uh... we planned 12 days of content for a 45 day show
>Uh.... it's bad on purpose
>Uh... it's funny that nothing's happening
>Uh... it's... uh ironic... that it's bad and we haven't planned anything
>Uh... airsoft fatty is literally the funniest human being on earth, it's funny how all he does is scream,

>>211400022
>production and TTS talk in meaningless business jargon non-stop
This would be unfunny paypigs spamming vertical bar circumflex JJJJ

Casting fans is a good thing if it leads to kino arcs like TJ and advancing reality show culture.

>>211400445
thanks bro

>>211400447
I hope they dress fatty like a alien this season and paint him green

>>211400497
streamstars

When do they plan to actually start torturing them with tasers and pepper sprays

>>211400256
Josie has been successfully streaming to an ever growing audience for 2 years.

are they not doing youtube livestreams anymore?

>>211400553
incoming TJ S4 W

>>211400497
This may very well be Goran speaking here. TJ's arc was forced, nothing in the culture advanced.

>>211400556
stream what nigga the plastic bags over the cameras?

Early crowd is honest and critical. Wait till all the wigger jock riding orbiters show up.
>I kneel
>kino
Over sloptent

>>211400532
nah they bot her views now
and they're pissed she has a bf

>>211400553
He’s basically a living deity.

>>211400556
That obnoxious vtuber is apparently the official restream.

>>211400558
he's done with fishtank obviously

>>211400447
He trusts 100% that the stox thing is enough to generate content and when that fails its gonna be weeks of nothing happening

>>211400570
jet loves to kneel to himself
>JET I KNEEL
>JET I KNEEL
>JET I KNEEL

>>211400497
I WILL fuck your sister

>>211400568
yea they had to force a "wholesome" arc for tj and pretend they cured his autism or whatever because they know the show has a bad reputation of destroying lives

>>211400558
He's coming that third W.

>>211400587
I could see him doing that

I'm not even excited, I'm just curious to see if it's the same house with no alterations.

>it finally comes out that they had to leave the house over the brandon bit

well…. hopefully they’ve learned from their mistakes THIS time!

>>211400221
Already solved.

>>211400618
Do you expect them to spend $1.5 million on a new house each new season?

Predictions?

cameras are up!!!

>>211400656
None

Season 4 is dead on arrival

>>211400656
The one day jet takes off to see some Hollywood slop is the best day of the season

>>211400667
Yeag

>>211398881
Yes, but she is mine

>>211400647
well they have two houses they can choose from. I'm mostly curious to see if they limited the rooms of the S3 house or decorated it at all.

>>211400656
Jet will fuck off for a couple days and leave Ben in charge and it will be the best days of the season.

Will season four be Neptunian or Goranian?

>>211400656
Jet’s winging it (again)

>>211400656
They do the retarded elimination bit AGAIN despite the show constantly running out of contestants early and have to bring ina bunch of homeless people again

Tj lost
He got DUMPED (for being nontent. S2 win was manufactured obv)
Taylor won
That's fax

>>211400656

The exact archetypes described here >>211400636 will emerge

Let me guess, they have learned from previous seasons that they have to post the "episodes" as the show airs in order to bring in more people to watch the show and keep normies up to date of what's been going on while they werent watching? because if literally impossible to just start watching this shit mid seasons and a ton of people stop watching when they miss a day or three because they're totally lost and dont know why the fuck the house is filled with random people now. right? surely they have learned right?

what do cows have to do with space?

>>211400656
first day will be boring as fuck, as usual.

>>211400726
I don't think they're going with the space theme bud

>>211400712
>wouldn’t it be funny if we brought in literal homeless people
No one thinks it’s funny but them. Show runners have a poorly developed sense of humor.

>>211400698
i feel like it's going to be goranian desu

explain to me why anyone watches this 'show' when you cannot watch the women piss
like what's the point

>>211400530
the moment they walk through the door

Can we actually get someone injured this season? They rake about $1 million every season, and there are plenty of useless wiggers they can put in jail

>>211400741
It's funny if the homeless person is funny
Like Jeff in S3, that dude was nuts

>>211400724
*huffs galaxy gas* Wouldn't it be funny if frank hassle came in and they threw food at eachother

>>211400746
haha youre so quirky man

>>211400656
Inappropriate touching.

>>211400764
JET I KNEEL

>>211398762 (OP)
Im glad theyre getting these 2 in front of the camera more.

uhh
the energy in this thread is getting a little out of hand
can you and you go to the kitchen and uh you two stay there
we'll continue this later tonight okay
thanks guys

>>211400765
are you a woman or something?
genuinely what is the point?
>uh we have cameras everywhere to watch people lounge around being pieces of shit but less interesting than actual streamers

>>211400724
They could have a notepad journal gadget on the site that lists the main things that happened each day so people can read a quick recap. However the show is about nothing and Jet nutting.

Which cast member will be most likely to sleep with Jet after a moment of vulnerability?

>>211400572
LOL is that true

>>211400764
I only watch for the arcs and when frank hassle squirts mustard

>>211400778
stop it hurts

nice tits

>>211400786
dude, youre so jaded and above it all. awesome just awesome.

>>211400786
>>211400746
They have tons of lawyers advising them to stick as closely as possible to the Big Brother formula without doing anything that could end up in court

>>211400656
The show falls apart by week 4 because the wiggers give up

>>211400713
Nigga nobody cares, sybau

>Doctor Burt Obeng. I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart-to-heart, but I had to wait until your...hm... "gay friends" were otherwise occupied. Hm. There was a time they cared nothing for Miss Payton... When their only experience of Fishtank was a mallet coming at them down a 70's corridor. When I plucked her from Famous House, I acted in the face of objections that she was mere nontent and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such naysayers when... eliminating... them was out of the question. [breathing] Still, I am not one to squander my endorsements... and I remain confident she was worth far more than the initial...appraisal. That's why I must now extract from you some small repayment owed for your own immunity. See her safely to Las Vegas, Doctor Obeng. [breathing] I wish I could do more than keep an eye on you, but I have agreed to disable certain.....fishtoys. Mmm.

>Well... Now... Listen carefully, my dear. When you see the Ball Brothers, relay these words: "Mama, I made it....nah.....WE made it".

>>211400819
they have bill ottman
the greatest pioneer

>>211400793
yea one of her simps wrote this long ass post about how he's done sending her money now

>>211400819
Same question, why did anyone watch Big Brother?
>>211400816
And why are you being such an insecure faggot about a shitty webcam show, is this somehow your personality?
Are you paid to shill for it or something?

If this is a "farm life" stream it will be the shittiest season they have ever done.

>>211400789
what's funny and retarded is that they obviously do some work before the show starts airing, by updating the website and trying to find people and painintg the walls and cleaning the house and setting up microphones and cameras, etc. so that when the show finally starts airing, he feels like it's finally time for vacation, which is the exact opposite of what he should be feeling.

Wait, so where the fuck are they?
Did the S3 house have a cow pen???

>>211400843
josie made a rookie mistake

>>211399961
Yeah, but Luke will probs be there this time so its okay. Luke will make it worth watching :3

>>211400843
Name is Ren or something

>>211400852
>the female contestants will be dressed as tradwives

>>211399013
Imagine the fucking stench

>>211400746
I think the toilet cams are back so you're just in luck buddy.

>>211400849
haha you tell em bro. let em know whats up!

cams are up

>>211400656
Cole quit

>>211400869
If its a farm life stream people will just be lethargic and exhausted from the heat and having to do shitty farm work.

>>211400789
Back in S2, there was a discord active that had a text chat that was only for specifically timeline updates. You could comment on the update, but only through threads. It was super convenient and easy to use. This would be SO EASY to implement.

>>211400877
my future wife

anyone know if they're streaming on youtube from the start?

>>211400857
Based Bill.

>>211400852
>the shittiest season they have ever done.
That would still be season 3.

>>211400876
No, really, why are you such a seething insecure faggot? Why are you being a passive-aggressive bitch on 4chan of all places?

>>211400877
jewpiter toes

Reminder.

>>211400854
Yeah pretty much

>>211400815
wtf??? i was assured by very smart anons in these threads that ppv wouldn't be able to get cams this season because they're self hosting!!!
the site is going to crash when the show goes live btw they obviously haven't done proper stress testing

>>211400852
>>211400864
the cow cam is just ppv restreaming an ipcam, it's not on the actual site

>it's another samefagged fishtank thread
I guarantee 90 percent of the posts in this thread are just 3 or 4 16 year old Sam fanboys chattering to eachother back and forth

>>211400921
Sam did this autistic ESL man so dirty
Yea he's gay and retarded but that doesn't necessarily make him a pedophile

>>211400937
This is the only place you can actually talk to Jet and make suggestions to save the stream good sir!

>>211400908
just bored. i actually hate this show for not casting me, but i guess its here to stay since the kids seem to like it

>>211400945
He deserves an on-camera apology.

>>211400921
the fall guy

it’s going to be so funny when hassle comes in and everybody knows he’s going to spray mustard everywhere

jet heebtune seems to have gotten awfully greedy this time around

>>211400583
how is that obvious

>>211400937
I'm almost 32 and in an order manager meeting while working from home. After a different meeting with my subordinates, I will be doing hobbying with warhammer stuff, watching the premiere, and pretending to do work until 4:30pm. Then, my wife will come home at around 5:30pm and we go eat dinner and come back and watch a show. I will have a glass of Redbreast 12 tonight while watching the show.

>>211400976
I'm already kneeling

>>211400868
Is this Sam's based and redpilled audience?

>>211400921
I just hate whoever the TTS tells me to hate, and if Sam ever has a normal conversation and says he's impressed with someone i immediately start loving that person

I hope the fish start punching Frank now that S3 set the precedent for it

>>211400921
Simmons was a 10/10 fish, he was ultimately the Burt of S1
>doing weird yoga shit daily, making others uncomfortable
>his """friendship""" with the hyper masculine Jon
>making others do comedy improv
>is locked in a house for 6 weeks, decides to start learning the harmonica
>got sissified for a comedy act
>provided most cringey comedy performance of all time, lasted about 15 minutes of him improvving
>the other fish slowly finding out about his book while he downplays it
>kidnapping the babies and locking himself in the bathroom with them
>getting kicked off the show and causing the highest recorded activity on /tv/ ever, surpasses the GoT finale
>forced to do karaoke despite childhood trauma, gets laughed at like he did when he was a child
>traumatised everyone on the show and all the viewers
>caused Jon to have a complete breakdown and run away into the woods while the cameras were down
>Jon is still fighting allegations and doubts that he might be gay to this day, permanently mindbroken
All this because his book consisted of stolen youtube video transcripts
No, he isn't a pedo, but yes, it's funny to pretend he is. They should bring him back.

nontent cows

>>211400868
This is a good thing for Josie. It’s better to get rid of these kind of sick and twisted individuals.

>>211400988
Based Friday, enjoy

wut

>>211401020
she needs them to make money

>>211400713
many are saying this!

so these are those lol cows i’ve heard so much about

>>211400988
can i cuddle and watch with you papi

>>211398762 (OP)
no

>>211401027
give the wiggers money and you can watch the show

>>211400988
You have no idea how pathetic this attempt at sounding mature makes you sound. I would assume this was bait if this site hadn't been reddit 2.0 for years

tranny or not

>>211401027
I ain't buying shit
You can't buy shit without money

the time is set 12 hours ahead on the cow cam.

>>211401005
Same
Unfortunately I don't think we're getting normal people but Fishtank fans so prepare for his ego to be inflated by weeks of cocksucking from the cast

>>211401011
>it's funny to pretend he is
Sam and the neanderthal fanbase isn't pretending. They legitimately think he's a pedophile because he fucked up the wording when telling camp counselors to abide by the federal age of consent law.

That was the moment I saw Sam for what he actually is. He's no different from the SJWs he made a career off dunking on, just the other way.

what the fuck is this? might as well make the whole thing pay walled since the fun shit only happens late at night

>>211401045
just go here

https://ppvs.su/ft

Jet already has too many pairs of clown shoes

>>211401047
It's literally what I'll be doing today lmao. Wife works this weekend so I'll be trying to hobby a lot. I will also day drink cause why not. Might go pull some weeds outside though.

>>211401011
I didn’t read all that but I agree with the sentiment that Simmons, despite the allegations, was good for the show and was let go too early. If he’s called a pedo, which he isn’t, then what about Sam and Marky.

>>211401051
That's chip

ITS UUUPPPPP

>>211400987
ok I went too far saying it's obvious, but it's the vibe i got from him not using ig anymore

Kick stream just went up
https://kick.com/fishtank

>>211401011
There was a youtube clip from S1 where all the fish are discussing his book quietly behind his back and then Simmons comes out of the basement and everyone stops talking, then they ask
>why were you in the basement?
>uh.......they asked me if I was hiding a knife
>what?! why?
>..they said a knife went missing
>jon: huh? who do they think has the knife?
>simmons:................you.
At this point jon and simmons were still sleeping in the same room together so there was a brief window where everyone in the house thought Jon was going to murder Simmons

>>211401041
We just watched Dark Winds and I'll introduce her to True Detective S1 soon.

>>211401092
?

>>211401092
review bombed? aww jeez dood

>>211401105
Fishtank game on steam

>>211401103
>We just watched Dark Winds and I'll introduce her to True Detective S1 soon.
before or after date night with her boyfriend?

>Unemployed
>World War 3
>Stellar Blade
>Fishtank
Things are looking pretty /comfy/

>>211401097
terrible music

>>211401098
Sam is always afraid of getting stabbed for some reason
Did one of his crazy ex gfs try to kill him or something

>>211400439
Yes

We need 2 b giving Scott, Jet, and Klaus more money

>>211401098
Simmons was a kino machine and if sam's moral crusade against people discussing the 15 year old he anally fucked didn't ruin it, he would have easily finished 3rd or even second if they just let it play out.

>>211401122
this but PoE

Wut da cows doin

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigga how many devices are you posting from at once

>>211401092
>$25 for an unfinished game
Hi Mike you should kys

>>211401137
>Jet, and Klaus
..you are just going to blatantly try to smuggle these two into this statement like that?

>>211401132
zamn look at those perkies

>>211401120
Only I have time to cheat, she's quite busy.

>>211401098
YT era Fishtank S1 threads are the most comfy 4chan has ever been, one of those posts is mine

>>211401149
The IP counter died so Fishtank threads could live

>>211401092
>$25

does anyone have a season pass? is anything happening right now? Are the cameras on?

>>211400689
Wtf do you really have to have season pass to watch at night time

>>211401137
KAW
Is
LAW

>>211401178
But 4chan HATED computerJosie and 4chan also really fucking hates Chris

>>211401182
yeah cams are up they are introducing the new fish rn

>>211401117
season 1 was so kino

>>211401183
bro get out of ear and just pay the 10 dollars

>>211401202
season 1 was lame
kill yourself ASAP

Jupiter on cam 4

>>211401164
>Only I have time to cheat
Is that before or after your "hobbying with warhammer stuff"?

this girl looks crazy

>>211400689
>paywalling a potential morguer

Unforgivable

season 1 had the best aesthetic by far

youtube stream has already crashed. hahahaha

>>211401020
only sick and twisted individuals give money to e-girls

>>211401222
S2 had the best aesthetic by far just everything else about it sucked ass

>>211401221
>a morguebro
rip a real one

>>211401212
yo that's my future wife

>>211401005
They shouldn’t have frank there period

>>211401235
plebeian taste

Stox. Stripes. Ten Dollars. Buy Volatil

>>211401179
This guy is such a tremendous suckhole. Does he really think being a Sam's enthusiastic lackey is going to last forever? What is this guy going to do when Sam inevitably discards him?

>>211401243
Frank's entire existence defines post-WP MDE in its entirety

>>211401241
Its Jet with a mother fucking WIG on man
still would

>>211401214
Only overseas work trips so no evidence is possible ;)

>>211401203
AWW JEEZ DOOD IM JUST GONNA....WAIT FOR A SECONDARY HOSTING SITE AND NOT EVEN USE THE FISHTANK WEBSITE

I've watched all three seasons and bloodgames and I've paid a grand total of $0.00 to Sam and Jet.

>say faggot for free on Fishtank.live
>say faggot for free on Fishtank.live
Is it really free?

>>211401222
The season 1 house was the easiest to navigate

>>211401289
yes until they paywall it again

>>211401289
Not after 10pm

youtube stream confirmed fucking sweeeet

It's time...

>>211401313
been confirmed for weeks

>>211401271
>I've watched all three seasons and bloodgames and I've paid a grand total of $0.00 to Sam and Jet.
based and same. If their business model is just abusing their retarded paypigs as much as possible knowing the rest of the audience is going to pirate it anyway I'm fine with that

When does it start? I’m still out of the house

>>211398762 (OP)
>trans flag
more like pozztank i can't believe sam fell so low

>own server
This shit is going to fucking crash and burn immediately, you just know it
It's already crashing and burning and the show hasn't started yet
It's so fucking over lol

>>211399377
Very wise of your dad anon very wise indeed

>>211401347
51 minutes

>>211401342
They don't respect their fans and don't act professionally so why would I contribute to that financially, you know?

>>211401295
kek

>>211401347
started an hour ago, you missed the swat team showing up and the autistic guy confronting Sam about Marky

>>211400636
shiii das crazy

Expectations for the season boys and girls?

>rainbow logo
>emphasis on "saying faggot"
>"IT'S COMING (cumming)"
they're doing a gay male dating show; it's brotank. i'm on to your wigger games, jetty boy.

>>211401342
>>211401366
If they had more quality of life features on their site, and it was clear that they *actually* worked hard on the show, like uhhh, planned stuff well, I'd pay the $10 per season.

get a proper general going

>>211401386
A total shitshow like usual

this has to be the least hyped season yet, i almost forgot it was even happening. not expecting much for a week other than faggots doing the same routine of making mde references, spamming j, circumflex and referencing the previous seasons.

hasnt even started and seems uninspired and they want 8 autists to just sit there and make them money because they're going to make wacky and zany comments for the audience.

>>211401386
Jet will die fr

>>211400159
they said theyre doing bloodgames immediately after s4 so of course its all set up already dummy, they've finally discovered parallelism
>>211401067
i kinda thought i was the only person left who still believed this. personally i think simmons is just dumb as shit, one of the dumbest people ive ever seen in my life. maybe even a pedo as well, but nothing we saw gave any reasonable indication of that

>>211401330
is this a real ad

Reminder that TJ shouldn’t have won

>>211401386
funny shitposting

>>211401386
I expect the shit I took this morning to be more satisfying than what the wiggers got planned

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XLOOeRSSD0

>>211400713
what did tard j mean by this?

>>211401423
yea but then they'd have to give either tayleigh or shinji the 50k

why do you guys have to relate everything to tj

>>211400656
The show gets some early momentum with one or two stand out fish. Sam ruins said momentum by morally crusading to appeal to right wing twitter. The show is declared dead before a fish goes on some crazy arc that "saves" the show before leaving where the show is declared dead again. Some chick that faggots simp for makes it into the top 2 against some guy that has personality problems

Based MDE filtering out the third worlders. If you can't afford a paltry sum of $10 you need to fix your life.

>>211401397
people are afraid to. jannies keep banning threads

>>211401432
this
making fun of jet with all of you faggots is my favorite part of any season

>>211401423
maybe you should make your own show where you can pick the winner then

Washed my hair for the first time in 6 weeks in preparation for another 6 weeks with no washing

>>211401460
Anons are being intimidated.

>>211401460
Abi was so fucked on addys that night

fishtank fans are being persecuted and that's a good thing

erm, what the spruce?

>>211401452
because he's the main character of fishtank.live

>>211401459
I can afford to pay for the season pass multiple thousands of times, and I still refuse to.

>>211401452
everyone else is some gay pandering chud

>>211399684
it would be really funny if you break jets nose

NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!

>>211401495
Sure thing favela boy.

the guy who is severely autistic and weird wins the show because the others are insufferable.

thats a wrap guys. s4 is done.

is abi a nigger like the other niggers?

>>211401459
>willingly giving your money to jet neptune to fund his clown shoe collection
all the cams are available on ppv for $0 and the site experience is objectively better

>>211400256
tayleigh

>>211401439
Still hoping for his Strawberry Fields Forever cover

i have a launch key and it never lets me launch the fucking nuke lol whats wrong with this shit

are they aware that the more paywalls they put up and the harder they make it to watch it for free, they're just gonna make more people abandon their site for the pirate ones, or stop watching altogether.

>>211401531
only works for israeli ips

>>211401510
I live down the road from where Fishtank is headquartered. I could drive by and drop the $10 off and I still refuse to

>>211401525
Enjoy your containment site poorfriend.

>>211401523
Probably in terms of IQ and socioeconomic status

>>211401542
Imagine being so broke you can't afford 30 cents a day to watch autistic people get tortured

are all girls universally into being tied up abused and hurt?

a girl is winning this season

>>211401566
a season pass could cost 1 dollar and i wouldnt pay it.

>>211401386
>Expectations for the season boys and girls?

Second-worst
Better than season three, but that's it
The 1-2 interesting fish will be driven off before the end of the first week
Kirsche's youtube stream will have more viewers than the main site at times

>>211401571
more or less yes

>>211401523
>life is niggie
she used to fuck brown guys

>>211401557
don't you have a season to run into the ground by week 4, jet

>>211401566
why would you pay for anything you can get for free? are americans really that fucking lazy

>>211401576
tsmt
i dont pay because the fishtank site itself fucking sucks

<3

>>211401386
2000’s theme
Financial crash halfway through (pigs get rugged)
“Uh oh we lost the house in the crash”
Blood games to fill time when the wig gets run out of ideas.

>>211401584
even the sexy ones on tiktok that are "pious" and claim to be girlbosses?

>>211401611
her tits probably hang like pancakes

>>211401571
yes. taking sex slave prisoners goes back millions of years and is baked into the sexuality of woman as an adaptation to it

Fucking clowns lmao

>>211401571
only if you're chad

>>211401386
It’s better if you have none

>>211401566
im not a cuck so i will not pay to a company that openly disrespects and mocks me

>>211401611
Jerry, why do you have cigarettes hanging from your ears

>>211401628
kek saw that coming a mile away

>>211401628
finally they announce the delay

>>211401386
count rice day one, ran out of ideas day 3, every contest and every challenge is improvised on the spot

>>211401625
Especially those

>>211401576
Real and I waste at least $30 a day on doordash

>>211401525
>all the cams are available on ppv for $0 and the site experience is objectively better

I've used the PPV site before just because the Fishtank.live site causes a ridiculous amount of processor usage on my browser
And I think that at least at one point it had DVR, could have sworn I used that during bloodgames

>>211401628
it's going to be tech issues for the first 3-7 days like every season

>>211401631
what if you're ugly and rich?

>>211401636
Jet's seething at this post right now

hype status ?

>>211401590
These are fans and they know the show, buddy. That means Frank is bringing in the nuclear option... a bucket of crickets.

>>211401675
how rich we talkin?

>>211401566
I WILL fuck your sister

>>211401665
any time i click a wigger link to anything my fans go to 80% if you don't think they do shady backend stuff you're naive

>>211401690
1 milly net worth

>>211401566
sell your stupid ass shoes, that's like 15 season pass subs right there

>>211401636
>im not a cuck so i will not pay to a company that openly disrespects and mocks me

Yes, this is a matter principles, 10 dollars is nothing, but giving them to someone who says all the shit jet says feels wrong.

>>211401590
frank is cool man he's like fat and gets arrested for harassing old people at Walmarts that's fuckin badass

>>211401330
lmao

>>211401707
I don't put it past them, but is it really possible to force users of a website to mine bitcoin or something just by going to a site?

Insider here

It's going to be gay themed. That's why we're doing it during pride month.

Screencap this.

>>211401711
That's probably enough unless you're hideously deformed

>>211399013
need the .zip of letty's pics and vids

Fishtank should be free to view and only cost money to interact with. Their business model is strange, but it's the same people who demand $50 superchats to respond with "yeah that seems like a good idea"

>>211401718
To be fair, his harassment videos ARE quite funny, but a lot of it is due to the absurd editing and production quality, and I'm not even joking.

People are saying Letty is pregnant.

Is it Jons?

>>211401628
this is a good omen

>>211401711
So your entire networth is one decent house in a major city

>>211401590
odds on him gaining even more weight?

bros... the stripes were... le FAKE???

>mfw you don't pay the season pass even though we made it 10 dollars and now i'm broke and out of ideas

captcha JJJ4D

>>211401590
the frank seethe is why i come here. i sit and wait for him to do some shit like this just so i can come here and see you funny bastards say something about it.

pic sums it up incredibly

>>211401765
no leaks because nobody cares

Joopy 4 fishtank

>>211401765
didn't people find the fat chick from the trailer?

Sounds like this time it's no gimmicks and cast that knows the show seems pretty boring unless they have some real good twist coming

>>211401772
same. frank is kino

>>211401747
yea the editing is cool but he's still a fat loser

are we just going to ignore that they got close to $1m for every seasons right off the bat without even delivering anything through "investment" money?
i can't believe people unironically defend paypigging to those wiggers.
must be production themselves trying to damage control, real people can't be that cucked and findom buckbroken.

Which was the lowest point for Fishtank: pic related or the RV trip?

>>211401772
My favorite aspect of fishtank is how the fans talk about frank as if he's some tier one nightmare operator that was trained by the CIA in advanced torture techniques and taunt the fish with shit like "frank is coming tee hee"

Then he shows up and it's a fat guy that waddles after you trying to pour milk on your head

>>211401804
aww, im sorry you were bullied as a kid

>>211401784
real

>>211401590
lmao

>>211401122
this but tekken 8

the hype is unreal

>>211401011
>>211400921
Simmons and Jon plot wise were very good for making Vance the straight man.

>>211401824
Nah I just don't like fat losers

>>211401819
bro you don't get it, youre poor xd lol get a job its 10$ hurr durr

>>211401819
>real people can't be that cucked and findom buckbroken.
Have you heard of aperture?

>>211401825
Damn Joopy is so hot bros

Prediction - Season 4 takes place on a blimp, and we eatin shrimp, 99 Alex Stein on my grind!

>>211401784
>>211401825
>>211401832
speaking of joopie who's gonna drop the first load on the hashtag?

>>211401823
the pedestal the fans have put him on makes it so fucking funny. they make it seem like he's going to come kill them meanwhile it's just some fat guy who's going to slightly inconvenience what you're doing at that moment

awfully warm in here…

life is joopy

>>211401747
Yeah, my guy here even makes Frank Hassle videos good

should I pay to send burt cole's new song with sam's faggot sketch in it or is it gay to give him $5

>>211401862
if i didnt know who jet was i'd think she was pretty hot. she looks just like him unfortunately

>>211401819
>"investment" money
reminder that if you were retarded enough to do the wefunder, the only way you get a return is if they go public or sell the company, and you have officially been scammed LMAO

Scott Sullivan MMA

Hype is unreal, galaxy gas W

>>211401822
rv trip didn't have bex so i'd say that

Post Joop until they get their shit together.

jet's sister literally just looks like jet in a wig if you're jacking off to that shit then you're gayer than gay

>>211401819
i totally forgot about that, wasn't the whole "investment" scheme predicated on the idea that they would eventually be bought out and funded?? seems like the whole "wild west", you can say nigger now thing is just a straight up admission that that money was for nothing.

>>211401845
im sorry you hate yourself

Are all women pretty much into being spanked, choked, and having their hair pulled?

>>211401902
I WILL make jet an uncle someday

>>211401872
Joopy gangs top agent Cryo step up now is the time

>>211401923
Yeah, all men too

I bought vip on ppv instead of FT.

#freeburt

#SamDefFuckedThatUnderAgeChick and let's be honest, we were all just in denial.

>>211401894
>>211401907
no shit it was always a scam.
they openly spit on you, scam you and laugh all the way doing it, yet people still feel the need to "support" them because its "the right thing to do".
seriously why are goyim like that?

>>211401934
he did and hes based for it

>>211401899
Love me some Bex

>>211401938
kino

I'll make a proper thread if you give me the template

>>211401913
frank you're fat
and your gf ran thru
she's not even mid
like wtf is this bro

>>211401939
(i know bro i just wanted to rub it in for the piggies itt i will never pay jet a red cent)

They are going to be in technical hell for awhile

>>211401934
burt is what prompted your switch?

>>211401958
youre brown

>>211401923
Sex is inherently violent. Hence the blood.

Frank is not funny, it's whatever
one trick pony

>>211401938
Jet, instead of bumping your own thread you should start considering what your life is going to look like when Sam gets a new brownnoser to shill for him

>>211401926
You are too old Klaus she needs someone who will not die in the next few years

post yfw you've spent $0 on fishtank

>>211401964
loading into cams takes so long, am I the only one?

waifu fags are cancer

>*phone ringing*
>uhhhh yeah hey sis
>yea the fans, they-uh, they love you, man
>*laughs like sam*
>and so we were like: "what if we got you, on the show"
>so, uh, yeah: jus hit me up if you want to come on, it'd be - it'd be awesome, man, for real
>*hits whippet*
>no you'd have to pay for your own flight
>no, i mean, you aren't gonna be like, a freeloader or a contestant, you'll just be around, so fishbucks are like, i dunno
>yeah, we'll figure something out

i forgot its gonna be the s1 house

>>211401958
>"she looks like a picasso painting"

>>211401983
making you seethe is inherently funny

>>211401765
I could leak one of the contestants right now if I wanted to. F****y

>>211401938
should i send this to burt so he sees this part

>>211401990
will you help raise our child when I die?

>>211401986
?

>>211401958
you would never say it to my face though faggot

>>211401958
The worst part of it is she's the leftovers.
All the wiggers had her but Frank married her.

will the old m3u still work?

>>211402021
no he's too busy acting confused

life is cameron

>>211401945
no pokies no watchies

>loading into cams on fishtank site takes forever
>loading into cams on ppv site is instant
bravo wiggers

post yfw this season is the worst yet

LEAVE MY FUCKING SISTER OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!

>>211401822
RV trip by a mile. A lot of the time it wasn't even live.

>>211402041
yeah his reactions are trash I figure it's a waste of $5, he probably won't even recognize sam

>>211402034
I can say whatever I want to frank because i know he's scared of getting arrested again lol

>>211402028
It will be thrown from a cliff along with your hard drives you are welcome

>>211402051
simbal was the true winner of fishtank

betty claimed another life

>>211401969
No, but I use it as my main reason now as to why I never buy pass

Scamming Burt has pushed me into specifically getting ppv vip, out of spite

I fucked Jet's sister

>less than 6k users online
>site already lagging
good job wiggers

>>211401954
use a proper fishtank pic for the first thread, not some gay screencap

>>211402064
>cole went from never having smoked a cigarette to being addicted after 10 days on S2

>>211402057
prove i was ever arrested

>>211402081
fr?
true if big

>>211402081
treeniggas be dead and shieeettt fr? :( nnnoooo

>>211402081
first deject
now treefingers
how is she so evil bros

Jupiter Neptune owes me sex

>>211402081
F treeniggers i guess

>>211402090
me too big guy. we all fucked her actually.

can't believe all this hype

>>211402091
>spamming million tabs will hinder their site
>but will also inflate their views
some real ass trolley situation right there

>>211402081
Betty killed two guys

view page source on https://ppv.to/ft

>>211402081
Who was the first and how did she do it?

>>211402109
why do people fawn over her i actually dont get it

>>211402081
>>211402109
>>211402114
season off to a great start!
what a wholesome show about uplifting people through puke piss and diapers or something

genuinely hilarious how slow the main site is to load any of the feeds but ppv is instant

>>211402136
artistry at its finest

>>211402151
plus you can mute the annoying sound effects that rape your ears any time you hover

where did all the shill retards claiming ppv wouldn't work for a dozen reasons this season go

Nill ottman ninja turtle

remember when they rebroadcasted some fan's perspective from the Ball Brothers concert because their own equipment kept failing?
the house servers are gonna be a disaster

>>211402099
I don't need to
The cops can look up your record
Cobb County Won
Will Stancil Won

>>211402182
i quit watching before the rv trip, were they really performing the ball brothers?

why do i waste so much of my time on this shit bro it's really bad.

>>211402136
fucking kek

>>211402189
nobody will remember you when you die though isnt that funny

>>211402182
no, nobody watched season 3 after they eliminated mizzy

jupiter won btw

>>211401822
The RV trip was almost impossible to watch

>>211402134
is clarie's pussy grosser than Letty's gross pussy?

Marky posters status?

Klaus' brother could have remembered him
But he's dead
lol

>>211402222
I will remember him

>>211402136
holy shit lmfao
i remember when they put up jet's dox in response to him DMCAing the site

>>211402170
wiggers are either incompetent or are intentionally ignoring it because they know their site is a stringed together spaghetti code mess

>>211402245
waking up

>>211402241
I'd still plap both of them unfortunately

>>211402142
her simps cut themselves and want to be pegged
some of them are grown men who dropped out of high school

>>211402222
oh damn I'll never be famous like that guy that pours milk on people on fishtank

>>211402216
>were they really performing the ball brothers?
yeah, they rented out a stage and performed for 100 plus fans. by performing I mean reading the donator names and doing a quick rhyme about it. this went on for 2 and a half hours.

>skullemoji
Jon is cooked

>>211402233
the most cum tributed girl on a twitter hashtag
inshallah

>>211402251
Smoking on that Klaus bro pack

>>211402241
i don't really want to think about either desu

>bingo
Is there still time to improve this?

>>211401823
>>211401882
imo just makes it even funnier that it consistently works and people flip out and attack him on the regular

>>211402275
Cryo is that you

>>211402274
awesome image

there's so much hype that it feels like no hype

>>211402233
Tru

>>211402268
I dont even know what to say about that paypigs are beyond help

>>211402255
based ppv

>>211401067
Nigga Sam is a lot worse, he’s an actual abusive narcissist, there’s a reason he has to financially compensate everyone in his personal life>>211401222

>>211402293
remove scott, he will never be on fishtank again

>>211402313
take a walk

Bill ottman of O'Block

>>211402313
hey, dickhead

>>211402295
nah but someone needs to contact this beast and direct his attention to the task at hand.
his semen sperm content was never needed as urgently as it is right now. its really his one and only chance to put his talents to use and shine bright like a star.

the hype is crazy y'all

>>211402294
it's some of my favourite parts of the season, you need boots on the ground to make them do something otherwise it's just a group of retards just recapping the day

>>211402233
yo that's fax
>>211402251
>>211402279
tj is gay that's why got DUMPED lol
his ex is mogging him so hard she's one of the top gambling influencers on Instagram now

>>211402313
that's a bit

>>211401222
factual and correct

please no Binx's this season PLEASE god

>>211402356
Why did you save this junkie faggot?

s1 house btw

>>211402274
>used to
he's fat now?

>>211402383
claire and letty type stuff is on the menu

Your hype goes nuts

need this guy to explain what's going on

>>211402400
hes been roiding

>>211402264
wrong, i like her because she's small and weak and easy to abuse (consensual) which i find hot. this is also why i simped for summer so hard. only difference is summer actually responded to my messages

>>211402420
this guy is so unfunny

>>211402313
this. he got blacklisted by jet and sam for touching haley when he has a wife. big no no from sam

>>211402422
fishtank ruined jons life

>>211402386
it was advantageous

>>211402433
many such cases

had to go to the doctor because I had too much hype

someone post some hot shit i wanna pre szn goon

we are getting a fucking VTUBER this season boyyyyyyyyyyyys

>>211402433
jon will always eventually come out on top, he's just that type of guy

merge
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>>211401950
>>211401950

>>211402422
truly sam's protege

>>211402433
how

so when does he shows up as a freeloader?

>>211402422
body type of a fat ex cop who tells people he got fired over a pr move, started a "commercial fishing" endeavor and only goes out on the water to get drunk

Late, i want a refund

>>211402454
;)

>>211402422
looks like one of those guys that do brazilian shemale porn

>>211402499


you faggots keep this shit on ur pc,

the show and fans are both gay ash, i see why Burt won

>>211402532
holy kek

>>211401611
What’s the deal with airplane food?

>>211402429
He fucked her in the bathroom, no?

who's /ourgal/ this time?

>>211402595
It was a bit dickhead-oh wait wrong guy

>>211401741
Just search up borntopiss leaks or check simpcity

>>211402599
That's Jeremys girl