Thread 211400261 - /tv/ [Archived: 1556 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:05:12 PM No.211400261
Pepe_Police
Pepe_Police
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>"Sarge, this guy...he barely even leaves his house. We've had patrol cars stationed outside his parents' house for two weeks now. Only time he ever leaves is for work, then he goes straight back home. There's no social media, no ex-girlfriends, no friends even. It's like...it's like he never even grew up."
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:06:52 PM No.211400287
I've had a really good past couple weeks but I can feel a depressive episode coming. My philosophical framework is crumbling.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:10:51 PM No.211400338
>>211400261 (OP)
>The guys call logs and texts are empty he must have someone on the inside purging his data at the source. This guy is good!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:49:25 PM No.211401006
I think I'm having a mental breakdown
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:55:37 PM No.211401121
>says here he’s worked full time for years for a website called 4channel.org
>but he wrote on his federal and state tax forms he’s earned $0.00 that entire time
>dear god who is this guy….
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:58:43 PM No.211402425
>no twitter, no facebook, no instagram
>my god, not even a linkedin
>he's a ghost man, you don't find him, he finds you.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:02:02 PM No.211402513
>>211400261 (OP)
>We have been tapping his phone for ages but he never calls or texts anyone
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:10:11 PM No.211402713
>>211400261 (OP)
>We've got to rattle him somehow
>Have his former girlfriend file rape charges
>Sir, he uh... he doesn't have a... sir it's not possible
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:16:19 PM No.211402858
>>211400287
>My philosophical framework is crumbling.
Do more shit that makes life worth living, suddenly you won't need philosophy anymore.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:21:09 PM No.211402976
>>211400287

leave 4chan
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:22:56 PM No.211403018
>Sir, we've got his number, we try calling him, but he just... doesn't pick up. Ever.
>My god, how does he KNOW?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:24:42 PM No.211403073
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...He must have an underground tunnel that he travels through undetected, we can never catch this guy coming and going. Rats!
Johnson, call up your friends in the bureau. You already did? He has NO social media activity, just inane posts on an imageboard?
This guy thinks he can outsmart us. He's using bots to post nonsense to create a digital alibi while he's out shirking the law. He's spoofing his GPS on his decoy phone that has NO activity - as though we wouldn't catch onto something so obvious. And his actual phone must be on an encrypted satellite network, out of our reach and interception. This guy is good, I'll give you that.

These last 5 years chasing this guy... They've brought me to near ruin. Darlene's gone, my kids won't call me, I hardly sleep, and I'm halfway down the bottle most of the time. But we're gonna get him, Johnson. We're closing in, I can feel it. If only we could figure out how he has intimidated his friends and girlfriends from coming forward. If only we knew where he stashes his secret vehicle - then we could at least get him for driving without a licence. We have to get this guy, Johnson. Otherwise this was all for nothing.
Johnson?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:26:08 PM No.211403118
>>211400287
if your philosophical framework is compromised by a depressive episode you need better framework
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:33:09 PM No.211403301
RyanGosling.354376
RyanGosling.354376
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>Have one of our female agents pose as a cashier at the store he frequents. Her mission is to approach him, draw him into a classic honeypot.

>Sir, we tried... he just... ignored her. Acted like he didn't care and didn't even try to talk to her. It was almost as if he didn't even realize she was flirting with him.

>Shit... who trained this guy? KGB? CIA?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:35:00 PM No.211403355
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Someday I'll break even on this 30 year descent of risk taking behavior and ignoring life while indulging in a fair amount of hedonism just to cope with everything
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:37:47 PM No.211403433
>>211403301
>HE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK HER IN THE EYES MAN!
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:38:50 PM No.211403464
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>That's it. I don't care anymore. Grab the murder weapon, scheduled quantity of fentanyl, and hard drive of illegal material from the evidence room.
>...sir?
>That's an order. We're gonna get this guy one way or another. We just need to lure him out of his little hidey hole and plant them. Then we'll finally have him.
>...I uhh
>Don't go soft on me, rookie! If you breathe a word of this to IAD I'll have your balls. Now do as you're told!
Anonymouṡ
6/13/2025, 5:40:54 PM No.211403526
Sgt. Pepe
Sgt. Pepe
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>>211400261 (OP)

— OK, Bukowski. You've been watching this guy round the clock for a month. What does he love, what does he hate? Talk to me. Tell me what you see.

— I . . . I don't know what to say, sir. He'll joke about anything. He'll mock anything. He'll switch sides in an argument just for the hell of it. It's . . . it's as though he had no real feelings at all.

— Goddammit Bukowski. No-one can live like that. Day after day, week after week. Not even the most wretched shell of a man . . . Dig deep enough, you'll always find some genuine emotion eventually. You have to.

— Well . . . there does seem to be just one thing that gets him excited, sir.

— And that is?

— ‘Trips’, sir.

— ‘Trips’? You mean, trips abroad?

— No sir. This man hasn't left his house since his local supermarket started delivering.

— Then ‘trips’ must be a codeword. But for what?

— I have no idea, sir. These outbursts . . . they seem to happen absolutely at random.

— Hmm. Keep on it, Bukowski. When you find what a man really cares about, you're half-way to having your fingers around his scrotum. Good work.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:02:53 PM No.211406382
>>211403301
>We sent our most beautiful female agents to seduce him using every method possible.
>He rejected every single one and our expert lip readers caught him saying 'this must be a scam' when leaving
>How does he know?! Where is he getting his intel?! We must have a leak.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:10:38 PM No.211406729
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>>211400287
I'm close to topping myself. I'm just so fucking bored and life has nothing of value for the likes of me.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:12:16 PM No.211406808
>>211400261 (OP)
>He isn't making any calls sir, and he isn't texting either
>Damnit, we're going to need access to his social media accounts to see who he's talking to
>You're not gonna believe this sir...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:13:51 PM No.211406888
>be me
>32
>completely alone
>got a good education in my 20s
>6 figure wfh job that only sometimes requires me to work the whole 8 hour shift
>comfy 1BR unit that has everything I need
>get high all day, drunk on weekends
>enjoy nature, get laid once in a blue moon
>literally NO worries about anything
>go to sleep feeling comfy every time
Let me guess... you "need" more?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:19:10 PM No.211407103
>I want to talk to everyone he’s ever known: his childhood friends, his prom date, everyone!
>sir, you’re not gonna believe this…
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:21:34 PM No.211407222
>"No credit history, no marriage records, no passport, no social media, not even a drivers license.This guy is a ghost."
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:23:51 PM No.211407334
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>>211400287
same
every time i make progress on small things and start feeling better i remember im a virgin with no friends and there's no point
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:25:29 PM No.211407418
>sir we have his phone records: everything from the past 5 years
>this can’t be right… not a single incoming call??
>jesus christ
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:28:38 PM No.211407592
>>211400261 (OP)
Grew up = Boring npc wagecuck married to some sloppy seconds, what a life.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:31:19 PM No.211407694
>>211403526

>Sir, it's fucked up...
>what now?
>he posts these extremely racist and transphobic comments. The sort of thing that could get him fired even though it's legally protected speech. We could out him if we really wanted to but TECHNICALLY he isn't breaking any laws. He's just a scumbag.
>So, so what?
>He has this pattern, sir...
>Go on.
>Often, about an hour after he writes this stuff, he searches "black tranny" and similar terms on porn websites. He seems to have a group of four or five clips that he likes.
>That's our in. Now we know how he gets his yayas out. If we can get him a trans gf then the malignant behavior will stop. He'll be forced to behave in a socially acceptable and politically correct way!
>Sir, what trans woman of color would want to be with a man like this?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:33:17 PM No.211407779
>>211403433

Okay this one hurts.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:36:14 PM No.211410868
>>211407694
Just because I beat off to Tan Ten 10s doesn't mean I don't see the deleterious effects that they have on the fabric of society. Heroin is a horrific substance that destroys lives and the connection of a human soul to God yet I still have to treat myself with methadone or else I'm back on the shit in less than an hour.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:39:27 PM No.211411017
>>211400261 (OP)
This is /tv/ not your personal diary you fuckin’ loser